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always wear one
Pronounced “Hey-soos” not Jesus
Yeah, but how do you think you pronounce Jesus in spanish? o__0
It’s Dios, tyvm…
“Heh-soos” not Hey-soos.
@Rawerzorz: Dios is God, not Jesus.
Jesus is god, tyvm…
Yourrrrrrrr an idiot! Jesus = God’s son, tyvm
God is his own son? What kind of acid are you on?
Stupid religion and it’s stupid inbreeding
I had you at stupid religion.
Considering to get around the whole polytheism thing, The Holy Trinity is all supposed to be the same being, yes, technically God IS his own son. Jesus would have been the physical manifestation of Jehova on Earth.
actually yes, he is the son, but of Him. The holy trinity is three in one, God(Him), Holy spirit(or holy ghost) and jesus and through the holy trinity they are one
You’re* an idiot, but yes Jesus is the son of god “Jehovah”. T.Y’all.V.M.
says maria
his mid name is should have used all to get thats jesus should have used condom
Could u think before talking?
yea really i know what uuuufail is talking about but it took me a while to figure out what he was saying
Jesus is my birth control
~! <33
And that’s the problem.
Or it could be named after what was said when the condom broke.
Wasn’t Jesus a virgin birth?
Yes.
Did that answer your question…? I mean, you could have looked that up on Wikipedia or something…
the game
always.
wow i’ve never seen this few comments before
the JESUS CONDOM….works like a miracle!
ooo, or JESUS CONDOM..even protects against immaculate conception
you know this kid was an accident…
agree
That scar on his forehead is from suicide attempt.
voldemort.
i found the source of the ticking…
yer da bomb, eric.
Harry Potter.
Rocks!
STONES!!!
the power of christ protects you!
from speading aids haha
but not his moms legs apparently
THAT IS NOT WHAT IMMACULATE CONCEPTION MEANS!
That is all.
you mean that boy protects against immaculate conception?
that’s just gross
Always..
you misspelled ‘first’
That is a horrible name!
he never mispelt anything because he was not first
“Phoebe Cho” BWAHAHAHAHAHHA…. “cho” bwahahahah BWAHAHAHHAHA
cho chang
domo aragato
EY! be a man! do the right thing
too bad “chang” isn’t japanese.
dude, cho and chang are chinese names…….. “domo arigato” on the other hand is japanese!!!!!!
you do more honor to the second part of your nick….
its choi, idiot. you can’t see the ‘i’ because of the light shining on the paper
it’s actually Pheobe Choi. I know the girl. I went to this school a few years ago, as a matter of fact.
yes because there is only one Pheobe Choi in the world.
It’s a safe bet that there’s only one school that had a Phoebe Choi and a Jesus Condom at the same time.
hahaha! MLD… 100% agree… lol
Yes that is actually Phoebe Choi…I am her and I did attend school with Jesus Condom
Not only are youJesus, but you’re Mr. Condom too!
Third !
why third? your not even third
your dumb.
replace your with ‘you’re’ and runs back to his mommy
your an abomination to society
GUYS BACK OFF! and start picking on me instead, i feed off your hatered! >:)
we don’t want you to eat any more, you’re getting fat off it. Each hate word contains 500 calories!
what about the color blue? or do you hateblue?
fail
you mispelled “TURD”
Both his names can be screamed out during sex.
whats his other name?
Christ.
Emmanuel.
Jhonson
willy
wheresthe
Who would cry out “condom”during sex?
Protestants.
*SNORK*
Somone whose condom just broke?
THOSE DAMN HIPPIES WOULD!!!! GOD DAMN HIPPIES!
No, no, they come from a culture where the first thing you say after conception is what you name your child, his full name is: Jesus The Condom Broke, What Do We Do Now? But of course it wouldn’t all fit on the Eurocentric school board’s forms so he is simply known as Jesus T. Condom.
embryojesus.com?
showmeclownsforjesus.org?
Oh Gawd, I can’t imagine going through high school AND having that name.
hey-SOOOS con-DOME
it is pronounced like that, he was in my school.
holy shit… is that luis mendoza from the mighty ducks 2 &3?!
I bet he has a sibling named Trojan. Either that his parents really hate him.
i would pull the trigger if i was him
haha, he looks like the kid from The Sandlot!
poor kid, he’s gna have a bad childhood
And a bad life lol he would have to wait till hes 16 till he can change his name. if he even wants to.
… What happened to his forehead? o.o
Looks like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Name fits with that guess as well.
he’s Harry Potter
I always wondered what a Jesus Condom looked like. Now I know.
What’s that on his head? Stigmata?
Wonder if his middle name is “Wish-i-had-used-a”.
who knows.
perhaps, it was
jesus “shoulda-used-a” condom
That condom kid up there looks pretty sketchy. He doesn’t look like a guy I’d trust.
I think its safe to say no1 would trust some1 who looks like that and has a name like Jesus Condom haha
i thought phoebe choi was bad…
until i scrolled down.
He should hang out with Jesus Buttplug.
haha
“Jesus, use a condom”!
Get this to the Pope, STAT!
i think he already knows he uses them on the kids :O GOD DAMN HIPPIES!
His parents must have really hate him.
Let me help you out: Source: Reddit
LOL Collins
its probably hey-zeus condom… and he has a harry potter scar
i bet he also had that harry potter obama multicoloured sonic backpack aswell
Lmao.
The girl next to him looks like Alfalfa. =)
is his sisters name mary birth control pill?
lol but wont it be mary comdom then? since they are bro and sis?
nawh that wuld be his wife. She is the one whoes going to marry a condom…Mary Condom
I can imangine
your mom:dear am I pregnent?
your granpa:yes
your older brother:jesus you should have used a condom
i loled
is it legal to post pictures of kids with the name?
what a loser
i hope so.
The scar on his head is most likely the result of being punched in the face for having the name Jesus Condom.
You who have written comments here are far more the losers than this boy. It’s not his fault he has this name, you don’t know him and you are mocking him in a public forum.
With his name here, it will not be long before he finds this page or someone shows it to him. And when this poor child sees all of your abusive comments, how do you think he will feel? He is not an adult who made a stupid decision and perhaps deserves criticism.
He is an innocent child being bullied by idiots like you. And if any of you were bullied in school, you have no become the bully. Are you proud?
You are the failures. Not this child.
Er, I’d say it was more a parenting fail, personally.
ha ha ha you’re such a glue bag, ha ha ha!
I too am dissapoint
all that bullying rant you went on about is nullified considering he [jesus condom *snicker*] hasn’t posted yet… or are you the kid?
He has to suffer for our sins. We’re just your average friendly neighbourhood Romans.
Besides, with that name, kid must be dead or used to it already.
most of us are still kids to you know
and if you are an adult why are you looking at childish sties as these, so you are the failure together with mr. condom and you can cry with him when he sees this site
Jesus Condom!!! Take it easy!
but jesus was made without condom,
even without a man
this name is the same as:
living dead
dry water
hot ice
…
living dead = undead
WTF? My comment appeared and then disappeared?
Good luck applying for a job with that name!
I bet he had a hard time in highschool
So from the looks of him, I’m guessing his parents were on a faith-based birth control program when they shacked up on prom night?
^^8 year old, dude – more or less
Nope, just someone who’s seen The Big Lebowski
“Oh Jesus!! i forgot something… ”
9 months later…
“Crap! i remember nao… forgot condom!!”
“well… at least i could use my situation to call my son like this…”
-o-”
I wonder if someday if he gets married, would his wife decide to carry the last name?
The Immaculate Contraception
I feel bad for him because he looks like Daniel-son the next Karate kid!!!
Jesus SHOULDA worn a condom when creating that one!
let me guess. his middle name is ‘Christ I should have used a’
Making fun of minors = not funny. It’s not this kid’s fault that his parents gave him a name filled with Fail.
hah i know this kid, he went to my middle and high school, I wonder who posted this?
no you don’t
Like the one Mary used
I think I know what the story behind this is: One of my Bathroom Readers has a story about a high school yearbook which was made with a spellchecker set to auto-correct. Since the students’ surnames weren’t in the spellchecker’s database, it treated them as misspelled words and replaced them with the closest spelling in its database: for example, a student named Zupanovic was changed to “Supernova.”
no thats not the story, his name really is jesus condom.
lol
i thought mine was bad
Can’t you see he’s the chosen one. He bears the dark mark, when Voldermort comes, Jesus Condom will protect us all.
But-but-but…. Voldemort is DEAD!
xD
damn, he’s gotta live his life with that name
the almighty power of JC!
He needs a good, simple American name, like…
Barry Condom
I got STD adverts on his myspace page!
aww poor kid it mustve been hell for him going through school
Is the Jesus Condom related in any way to the Jesus Nut (on helicopters)?
I still believe maria was a virgin
You know that “condom” is a Redneck Word? It means “to have tricked either a man or a group of people.” Here’s an example of how it’s used:
“She condom into thinking she was on the pill.”
It’s “JESUS” Condom it!!!!!
atleast his first name isn’t Cherry or something
He’s a gangsta!!!!!!
He probably had fun in high school.
“It’s mister Condom to you young man!” “yes sir!”
Gah, look at the girl next to him!
I was about to ask if anybody noticed Wednesday Adams.
lmao he went to my school. I have this yearbook!
No he didn’t and no you do not. Freaking liar.
I believe “Condon” with an “n” is a legitimate surname. A spanish one, too.
poor kid
It doesn’t take a psychic to predict a legal name change.
Jesus=A USED
maybe the guy did use a condom…but apparently there was a second cumming!
Best.Fail.Ever
Ok, congregation, let’s all sing all together now… ” Jesus safes, Jesus safes, Jesus safes…”
He should name his son Phill
I somehow have the lyrics of Praxis’ “Sulfur and Cheese” (with Serje Tankian) running through my head.
this name was given intentionally. i hope..
If so,that would be my child.So proud *sniff*
I think the comments ppl are posting are more hilarious then the actual posting. It takes a rocket scientist to figure this one out.
Why dont you all go get a fukin life..losers!
this is so fake. That is the kid who starred in the Sandlot he played benny the jet rodriquez. this is so fake
In Spanish it means “The Impregnable One”.
The name is totally cool. I have heard that many girls want to have sex only with a Condom. And the fact that so many scream his first name during sex is another proof of how popular is he with the ladies
.
I’m a big fan of JESUS CONDOM. That guy should be a rock star one day…
That’s insulting Jesus, but an exception would be if he’s not a virgin.
maybe its just me but that dude looks like a super young version of ray william johnson
why third? your not even third
it is kinq
he was named after the incident between mom and dad, involves lots of beer, a furious shag, and a face palm a minute too late, and a loud “JEEEZZZZZ, CONDOM!!!!”
Poor guy….
who would name their child this?
I never wear one but for this i can make an exception
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