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LOLMart Shirts Presents: Evil Valentines

LOLMart Shirts, Evil Valentine

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  1. kanoba says:

    FIRST !!!!!!!!

  2. Texx says:

    Proof that girls are stupid:
    The one who made that didn’t take into account that need is not the same as equal.

    • PhaNtious says:

      Hit me smitty!

      *Bara bum bushhhhhhhhhhhh*

    • Specter says:

      Lets also not forget that the girls=evil equation is entirely based off of old addages and sayings while this is just that plus girls+sex.
      1. since when do guys take time and money to keep happy? The stereotype is the opposite, guys want peace and quiet, not excess time, and guys have to spend the money during courting. So that part of the equation is false. men =/= time*money.
      2. Men also do not equal sex, but the “requirement” is equivalent to the women=money statement for the “correct” equation. So we will allow it :) (sorry texx)
      3. if we remove the time and money statements as they make literally no sense, then we just have men=girls*sex. The rest of this statement hinges on the writer accepting that girls=evil, and that for men women=sex (which was actually kind of funny). however since this isnt supported by common sayings such as “money is the root of all evil” then its validity is based entirely on the subjective position of the writer.

      So here we have a writer, presumably a woman, who accepts that girls are evil and on her own statement attributes her entire gender to nothing more than sex.

      you could maybe get to men=evil^2 but even that is a stretch as it assumes that all sex is evil so we end up with men = evil*sex (which is not the same as evil sex, so not last minute grasping for straws to call us out as cheaters). Removing any non-sensical or irrelavent data (the sex part), we have men=evil=women.

      so at best, this equation proves equality between men and women… but also proves that men are just a tad more clever ;)
      again… how the hell do men = time*money? unless it is again an error in perception of the writer in that men give her time and give her money… I think the problem here may be a little more deeply seated than I originally thought…..

  3. Snaussages says:

    the one on the right isn’t valid, it’s just an attempt at making the one where girls are evil less correct. What’s the stereotype on math?

  4. dat logic says:

    Just when I thought this site tapped out the internet’s pool of original ideas.

  5. gretchen says:

    WOW!
    How totally misogynistic.
    Some one going to make a scientific argument for why Jews are bad? Oh wait- That happened.
    I wonder if they made shirts about that…

    • Boxtop says:

      “How totally misogynistic.”

      It’s a joke. Get over it.

    • eddy_hitler says:

      I think the one on the right is possibly even more misandric…

      The one on the left is a well known joke. Nothing serious about it… and the math works.
      One on the right is a spiteful retort and it doesn’t even work. Apparently “thinking something else is evil” is itself evil-squared, making you evil cubed. Er, yeah. OK. Someone please explain? Or was it actually made by a very clever and subtle misogynist trying to make women look stupid and incapable of math and humour?

  6. Mitch says:

    these shirts are so stupid who would want to buy or wear that crap

  7. snooze says:

    These never made sense because saying, “girls require time and money” would imply girl = time + money, not time * money. Same with the “boys equation”. But regardless, these shirts are pretty lame. It would have been cute maybe 20 years ago. >_>

  8. cyxap says:

    wait a minute… so that means… boys are even more girls than the girls?!

  9. Snaussages says:

    I believe the equation was something like…
    Girls take time and money
    Girls = time * money
    Time is money
    Girls = money * money or money^2
    Money is the root of all evil
    so… Girls = Sqrt(evil^2)
    Reduce: Girls = evil
    but oh well.

    • meetoo says:

      Actually the bible verse is “the love of money is the root of all sorts of evil,” so does that invalidate the argument??
      Like it matters…. it’s kind of a lame t shirt.

  10. Aaaaargh says:

    The square of a root of a number isn’t that number, it’s |that number|. But I guess that’s not the only mistake here.

  11. Snagglepuss says:

    Isn’t taking the square root of something squared redundant?

    • eddy_hitler says:

      No, it just gives you the original “something”, which is the WHOLE POINT OF THE JOKE. Lrn2/balancedequation.

  12. Curty says:

    Sweet, enforce sexism! Aweesoooome!

  13. Fudgenut says:

    The one for women has an explanation under each equation. Apparently they think women can’t do math.

    • Adam says:

      No, apparently they KNOW women can’t do math

    • eddy_hitler says:

      Actually the original “guy” version had the explanations as well and was written much like the new “girl” version, just without the final line.
      The symbol-based one on the left is arguably more intelligence-insulting.

  14. Xenia says:

    Now now kids, the only reason to get offended by something like this is if you yourself believe it to be true deep down. (I’m a girl)

  15. firedragongt says:

    boys=girls*girls*girls? WTF kind of math is that supposed to be? Boys are girls^3 somehow?

  16. CrazyJ says:

    Is it just me or could the shirt on the right, the girls shirt be a fail all on it’s own? Sure it says “boys thing girls are evil” but does that really justify substituting girls with evil? In trying to prove that boys are evil, the shirt accepts equates girls as evil. FAIL!

  17. CrazyJ says:

    Wow, I can’t type. Let’s try one more time:

    Is it just me or could the girls shirt be a fail all on it’s own? It uses “boys think girls are evil” as its justification for substituting girls with evil, but still,in trying to prove that boys are evil, the shirt accepts the equation of girls as evil. FAIL!

  18. Jay says:

    The reason the first shirt has the “time and money” thing is because traditionally, the men pay for everything because, traditionally, women didn’t work. Thus, the argument in the second shirt makes no sense because women, traditionally, don’t invest money in a man. In fact, back in the olden days, there was a thing called a bride price, which was a payment from the man’s family to the woman’s family in order to allow the man to marry the daughter.
    On another note, women do not generally pay men off regularly with other women to keep him with her. Thus, “girls” can be removed from the equation, leaving you with men require time and sex.

    Second shirt’s argument is invalid.

  19. Kim Gerald says:

    Hey! Happy Valentines Day everyone. Wish you all to have a very sweet moment with your loved ones.

  20. Now now kids, the only reason to get offended by something like this is if you yourself believe it to be true deep down

  21. nevada trust says:

    huh, i don’t get it. what’s an evil valentine shirt got to do with living anyway?

  22. idontneedcollectibles says:

    delete it, its crap

  23. Test Anchor says:

    Can I just say what a comfort to find someone who genuinely knows what they’re discussing online. You definitely understand how to bring an issue to light and make it important. A lot more people ought to check this out and understand this side of the story. I was surprised that you are not more popular because you certainly have the gift.


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