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How does it know?
By the flags
See the little blue flags? Technology is amazing!
Mexicans are not blue
The one choking in the corner is
The one who was sent back by the INS is…:(
As well as the one who didn’t get what she wanted for her birthday. Yes, it’s
:[
*pokes*
*tickles*
*giggles*
Hmmm, tickles=happy? We should try this on blue people.
Judy?
Caution: Too much tickling can lead to the blues.
Ohhhh you liar!
*tickles*
*Giggles*
*Turns blue*
*Points to face*
:[
*Passes out*
Who knew, he was telling the truth.
its Mexico?”
The Mexicans can only live in the squares alloted.
I don’t know but it looks like a WIN to me!!!
*dusts off personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes a stance*
FORE!
*THWACK!*
I think you hit it for 6 actually
But… did I get a tounchdown?
Bat + FORE! = FAIL
Seriously. Would anybody say it “failed” if it was reveresed and said “Whites” over California? No, they would not have. This is a bad “Fail” contribution, totally
They took our jorbs!
ahh yes, we slowly moved up from other jobs you didint want. now i must go for i need to hire a caucasian to mow my lawn and to clean the house.
OK, first off, do u really want to mow lawns?? or for that matter work picking fruits?
Don’t think so, so no we didnt take your jobs, we took the jobs that most caucasian people don’t have the balls to do because they might break a nail.
Yes, there are more Mexicans in Southern California than Whites.
INS win
…you’ve obviously never seen em pack into a car… hah.
with a little help by photo-shop …… magnify the immage
take em out!
Asshat!
That’s 3 miles to the west.
*goes 3 miles to the west*
What am I looking for?
If you still follow the narrative created a couple of weeks ago – firemen.
Oh yeah!!
Judy and Avis take them all though and leave the rest of us with nothing.
Five, I only require five. Ten would be nice, but I can make do with five.
[Elmer]Shh! Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We are hunting firemen. Heh heh heh heh! [/Elmer]
Bit chilli in here, or is it just me?
I taco your word for that
I have taco to the can just thinking about chili.
Don’t Fajita it, it is natures way…..anyway why are you eating chilli, you’re a squirrel?
Let’s spice up this thread a bit.
*adds cilantro to Judy*
Ah, Leila. You just like to be in the limelight.
ACK!! I didn’t hear you cumin!!
*squeeze*
Huh? What? I was just reading “On the Oregano of Spices”
Is it in mint condition?
It’s an old book; please handle gingerly.
Oh I clove Darwin! But Wallace was hard done by.
Wasn’t very sage of Wallace to couple scientific change with social change.
I would but I don’t have the thyme.
Don’t be sombre(ro) about it..
fifth
..amendment?
. . . dimension?
…element?
…..Elephant?
Third!
..Eggplant?
…of November?
Cinco de Mayo?
…of bourbon?
. . . column?
Estate?
mewww
The age of Aquarius?
♫This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. Age of Aquariuuuuuuus.
Aquariuuuuuuuuus. Aquariuuuuuuuus♫
A bit of filth stuck between yoour teeth?
Yikes, fifth disease!
*Holds up sneeze guard*
Speaking of disease – sorry for my bad joke yesterday!
It’s not a problem AE. I knew it was a joke and responded with another. After thinking about it I decided joking made light of a situation I have strong anger issues about.
*Squeeze*
Don’t we all?
*squeeze*
It’s the bullsh!t act that kills me.
It’s … well, about everything he did. I wonder how many “wrongs” it’ll take until he starts to think. A million?
My beef is the entire act. It is thinking: The crap cover story; The supposed slips in typing; The claims of unjust treatment; The use of quoting others comments; It is an old troll.
I’m unsure. There was some evidence that at least parts of the story were true (location). But honestly, I don’t give a shit. No matter whatwhenwhy – there are some things one just doesn’t do. Period.
I’m unsure. There was some evidence that at least parts of the story were true (location). But honestly, I don’t give a sh!t. No matter whatwhenwhy – there are some things one just doesn’t do. Period.
(WTF moderation?!?)
Please?
Anything yet?
That 5 eagles is something else.
Yeah, and doctors are trying to find a cure for it.
If you find a cure let him know. Cause I am sure we all want him cured.
*skips into Marius’s post*
*removes ‘!’ and replaces with ‘i’*
*skips back out of post*
Sillyhead… all you had to do was flip it around. Now what are you going to do with the “!” that you removed?
With some origami skills you can turn it into a ¶.
You can make a hat or a brooch or a paragraph…
…or a pterodactyl…
I just made an eye patch. Can’t compare with LGB’s pterodactyl…
[UK Specific Snark]I made the Scottish Parliament building.
Anyone got £30million-ish lying around? I may have racked up a slightly ridiculous debt. [/Snark]
Does it have a moat?
“Scheduled to open in 2001, it did so in 2004, more than three years late with an estimated final cost of £414m”
from Wikipedia, the 50% trustworthy online encyclopedia
I may have underestimated how much I need to borrow.
And the building itself is FUGLY.
BF would agree heartily if he were here.
If it did the tax payers would be forking out to clean it.
To see exactly what this hideous building is, click my name. Just look at the building. What the hell happened at the drawing board? Did some bright spark think “I know, why don’t we construct a monstrosty that would make Sir Norman Foster’s eyes bleed, so it distracts people from the failings of what goes inside?”
clickie don’t work
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Whoops. Try this time.
It would be way cooler to turn it into a L and stick it to someone’s head.
Hmmmm … might be useful for something…
You changed your look, lil’ mush man. I like it!
Green mushy!!
Thanks!
Red hat is at the dry cleaners.
Did it have a spot(s) on it?
Except I still see the red one when I post…
AE, I need Haaalllp!
Clear your temporary internet files (cache) and then refresh, mush!
Clear your cache!
Clear cache!
*clears cache*
Triple JINX!
Woohoo!
*squeezesallthehelpers*
*Sounds the all clear*
*throws a bit of shiny confetti in the air*
*squeezeslil’mushy*
*hands out bottles of Purell*
Yessssssssssssss!!!! Thank you.
Good morning, sis. *squeeze* I trust you slept well and woke up refreshed and ready for your payback for yesterday’s blue italic caps debacle…
Payback……sounds …..interesting.
*rubs hands in gleeful anticipation*
*doesn’t say whose*
Thanks, I needed that.
*has warm hands
*
Pssssssssst!!!
Little Birl Glue?
Hee! Glue.
Lyndon B. Gohnson?
THERE YOU ARE!
Okay. Which payback would you like? Door #1 or Door #2?
Pick door number three!!! Safety!!!!
*bites nails nervously*
*jumps up and down with excitement*
I PICK DOOR #3ELEBENTY!!!!111
Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
The curtain! Pick the curtain!
Door #2 it is!:
Leila, you must type everything in “pre” and at least two words of the sentence(s) have to be spelled backward.
If you’d prefer Door #1, that can be arranged…
Oh…well, um. Oh, hold on a sec. Boss talking.
What’s that? You want me to hold an all day conference today?
*tries to go undercover*
*cannot think of an undercover name*
Isn’t fifth “safety”?
I thought it was profit.
In what universe?
*squeezes*
How many fingers do Smurfs have, anyway?
Fluffy! I hardly see you anymore.
*Hugs fishy bowl*
You can set certain GPS with your own bookmarks. Some guy writes “Mexicans” on his GPS, takes a picture, and then it’s GPS fail?
You’re doing it wrong.
Yes it is
Say” Fake, Fake, photoshopped”
The fake trolls have lost their flair.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Famous last words.
no, it isnt. this is easily done, its a toyota nav system, the owner named the flag “Mexicans” and took a picture of it. this is not a real fail.
lol!!! how does it know!
So the lady next door lied about being Mexican. We’re no where near Santa Barbara!
Is there anyone here other than me that actually knows the area marked?
Can’t believe the GPS knows the demographics of the Westside of SB! I used to live there. Good Mexicans in that neighborhood.
Close to Goleta, deff a mexican-rich part of town
She must have crossed the border.
Ah, a hating troll inducing fail.
Hun, nowadays, the trolls are coming no matter what. Maybe we need to lead by example. Smarter jokes? *shrugs shoulders*.
True. *sigh*
I liked it when we just covered-up the hater posts with our witty banter…
Me too!
Happy to see you back to your old self sis. Sorry I forgot to absolve you before I left yesterday.
*sorrySqueezies*
*sorrysqueeziesaccepted*
I left a little something for you up there ^^^^^^…
*a-hem*
Leila, uhh… umm… she…
Leila’s… gone. To Mexico. Honest.
I am not here.
I am just a figment of your !magination.
THERE YOU ARE!!
Señorita? Hola.
*dyes hair red*
*hikes up skirt*
*takes heels off*
*starts to run as fast as she can*
Usted ha sido capturado ^^^^^^^.
BAH!!! Ok, fine. It’s only fair.
Of course. It’s only for today…
Like this:
siht ekil…
*asks the moderator how he did at Zombie Idol*
*wishes he stayed longer*
He’s within their territory. He’s a dead man!
Those crosshairs worry me.
It’s an optical illusion AE. Uncross your eyes.
*uncrosses AE’s legs*
*snork*
I was just thinking that.
Wow, this thread went south of the boarder fast. Sorry AE.
Not sure he’d mind the thread going south on him.
That AE is so flexible.
*twists AE into a pretzel*
*pours mustard on him*
*dips sausage*
Yeah, I would like to know where he dipped it exactly.
So you didn’t feel it Leila?
I am a vegetarian! I don’t do sausages unless you tell me that AE is made of tofu.
pssst!
Leila, pretend you’re in Mexico! Quick!
That’s a bad place for veggies.
Ah, but totally Little-Wrath-Blue-free.
Leila…..AE is made of Tofu.
LIES!!!
Prove it!
*eyes AE and AE?*
*head starts spinning*
*faints*
It’s ok Gracie. I was just running away from a punishment. I am a big girl and am taking it like a man.
Oh shoot! I meant…
You never said I had to prove it, just that I had to SAY it
Now, it looks like a duck. See how it works?
Duck hunt!
Now that game is full of win.
Unless you try to shoot the dog. That dog used to get on my nerves so fast!
I loved the old gun and silly dog.
Maybe a screenshot from GTA Santa Barbara?
Cross hares worry me all the time.
I run from upset bunnies. I ear they bite.
Is it easter already?
But I haven’t gotten rid of all the Christmas chocolate! I’m not ready to get Easter chocolate yet.
*hands Ms B a HUGE box of Easter Bunny Chocolates*
*runs*
*adds ‘Peeps’ to box*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
*throws Peeps away*
Blech.
Can someone please explain those to me? It has to make sense though.
Aren’t they related to the Moomin? Distant cousins or something?
Marshmallows…covered in bright colored sugar sprinkles and shaped into chicks or bunnies. Of course, they come in other shapes as well, in case you had a hankering for them all year round.
Their only purpose is to give a tremendous sugar rush and leave sticky gooey fingerprints all over walls and windows by little ones…
Blech.
So… if peeps fail, wouldn’t that make them…
*runsawaywithaquickness*
It would make a mess, not a messiah.
I am sweet, but I ain’t sickly…..
They make them in other “seasonal” shapes now. So you can pretty much get them all year round. I know I’ve seen Christmas and Halloween and Valentines Peeps. I’m sure there are Thanksgiving and St. Patricks as well.
FAILPEEPS ARE NOT FOOD!
hehehe that sh*t was funny…im a mexican myself and im roflmao XD
So you crossed the Rubicon to get to the USA? That’s confusing.
He’s past his salad days.
The die has been cast.
Back away AE, civilians aren’t supposed to know about the Rubicon. Caesar may be a spy (♫ dun dun duuuuuun♪)
I think he had a seizure and is still drowsy.
*adds “Roflmao X” to list of cool nicknames, next to “Sir Lolz”*
Distant cousin of Malcolm?
*checks the American History*
Wasn’t he the middle child?
Of his Generation, yes.
What a treasure!
^
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Mexican
No way – you’re saying the guy who said he’s Mexican may in fact be… Mexican?
That. Blows. My. Mind.
Consensually?
One can only hope.
*readies ShamWow collection*
*restrains ZA*
*gets camera ready*
We all know you can’t be trusted when there’s Brainz involved.
Especially substantial, healthy ones like Ms B’s.
If only my GPS would find firemen.
….it does fire stations.
*beats her GPS for not finding fire stations*
Try Google Earth, hun. Make sure you wear something hot when they come.
*tries Google Earth*
*sets pants on fire*
Figuratively hot!!! Not literally!
*had weird mental picture of someone setting fire to clothes to attract firemen*
~Yeah, who would do that?~
*hoses self off quickly to put out fire*
Um, nobody.
*runsawayfast*
*snork*
I swear, her comment wasn’t there when I typed mine!!
Wow! We are all dirty minded sistahs!!!
Our UAV is online
Who put that up there! I blame Arthur!
♬ Don’t blame it on the sunshine
Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Don’t blame it on the good times
Blame it on Arthur ♬
You have your own song?
You don’t?
I have one that granny wrote for me about being a hippie but I don’t like to sing it cuz, you know … I am no hippie.
*just made up a total lie about the song*
*goes to confess*
Aww, poor you. I’ll give you two:
♬ Leila, you’ve got me on my knees.
Leila, I’m begging, darling please.
Leila, darling won’t you ease my worried mind ♬
♬ She had a look in her eye that could make you melt,
Made me feel better than I ever felt.
But bless her heart, she couldn’t stay,
I begged her not to go away.
She left my ex best friend out in old Tucson,
Told me she was leavin and would be rollin on.
Now the days just pass on by,
Losin’ her is the reason why.
Leila, Leila your mind will be flying high
And everything will be alright ♬
*swoons*
a name of a girl is made for a song
a song is hanging on the name of a girl
only for you I have broken this chain
hope before I die it will be fixed again
wohoyoho Leia
feel this melody
wohoyoho Leia
hear that voice in me
schöne Alfenfee zwei Sterne in der Nacht
zwischen Bergen über Strömen ich höre dein’ lach
umkränzte Edelweiss, drei Blumen in das Feld
du bist mein Kerker und mein Himmelreich
*Leila Leila
*reminds herself to google translation later*
*squeezes czuhc*
That is lovely!!!
*faints*
^
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catholic
^
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Belgian.
^
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Your fault.
^
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*snork*
^
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Virgin.
^
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Virgin.
^
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LIES!!!
ROFL!!! This goes under the category of too much sharing but before I met my soon hubby to be, I was celibate for almost 5 years.
Doesn’t that count as a virgin? Not even as a recycled virgin?
^
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Name fail.
Shush! I am undercover!!!
^
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confusing
touched for the very first time?
Touched a few more times for the first time previously.
Sorry Leila, but IMO – what a waste of time!
Which part? Undercover or being a virgin?
Arthur, she said that was before she met him.
^
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Non-Practicing Virgin.
^
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*SQUEEEEEEEZE!!!*
and oops.
^
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WIKIIIIIIIII!!!
*squeeze*
^
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*SQUEEEEZE Arthur!!*
^
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Shouldn’t I know about that?
Agreed.
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v
^
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Dastardly tactics!
Runs —->
<— Runs other way
^
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Sexy!
^
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Far too clever
No matter the joke, the GUI on that SatNav is appalling! No way is that a Tom Tom or Garmin.
~What sort of sub-standard human doesn’t conform to brand-following?~
~Down with the opposition!!~
~Down with that sort of thing !!~
~ Careful now. ~
~opposes thumbs~
~ Stand up to aping! ~
That looks just like the screen on my Lexus.
So someone entered that on their GPS. That’s funny? Oh, it’s the old, “that’s funny because it’s racist”. I get it.
Glory glory holelujah !
*tickles the glory holelujah with a feather borrowed from Avis*
Yep, that’s the rectangle areas you mark with the “places to avoid” function on Lexus/Toyota Prius nav system. Guess this guy doen’t like do drive around there…
Great. Now sh!t is moderated, too. :[
Wasn’t it always?
Nope. The PTB seem to see us decreasing agewise. With some reason, I admit.
*sucks thumb*
I have no idea what you’re referring to.
Every party has its price.
Have you ever considered writing fortune cookie statements?
Help! I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.
*cracks-open fortune cookie*
“You will be made to do something against your will today.”
Hehehe … something ekil siht…
I would have welcomed it last week.
Could be worse Czuhc.
Nothing more uncomfortable than sitting on a hard stool.
Oh, bro!
What? I like a seat with a little padding.
More cushion for…
Tsk tsk tsk.
*Snickers*
And we thank you for it…
*squeeze*
Correct me if I’m wrong, but did a certain person just get banned?
Scratch that. My computer just freaked out. Sorry.
*Scratches*
*Catches*
What did you catch sis?
*Medicates*
*Leaches*
:ew:
That sucks.
*Squirms*
*purrs*
*Head bonk*
Ow! What’d you do that for?
*pouts*
Sorry, I meant -
*Kitty head bonk*
Looks like the Tom-Tom Grand Wizard model
Does it come with a hat and robe?
And the wand? Don’t forget the wand!
And a staff?
*grumbles*
I now have to go over to my folks place to use the computer. Something is wonky with my step-father’s (one of his anyway), the one I normally get to use, and he doesn’t want me to use it until we get all of them fixed. This means after six or so, I may not be able to be on-line.
Mine is nothing more than a glorified paperweight and likely will not be fixed. I’m supposed to get the one that is now acting up- when it gets fixed.
I think I might go crazy.
Want some company in your craziness? I might go there, myself.
How would we communicate? I will very likely be internetless!
Well, I think my computer might be possessed, so I’m sure it would find a way.
*squeeze*
Good luck, sweetie.
*squeeze*
I want a new computer!
*pouts*
As I tell my four-year-old: Well, I want a million dollars!
He/she will hate that saying! You’ll hear some variations of that in the years to come…
I could live with that. Then I could buy a damned computer!
*Squeeze*
*sympathetic squeezies for Avis*
Thanks guys.
Apparently, if it’s not one thing, it’s another. And another, and another…..
I always ask for a ten pound bag of twenties, world peace, and Matthew McConaughey’s phone number. Haven’t gotten any of the above yet.
Dude i live like 4miles from there! Mexicans is right, lol that place of town is Little Mexico — roflmao
You surely find Little Mexico funny, eh?
Much funnier than Big Mexico.
Hopefully. I don’t think Broham would survive the amount of laughter caused by Big Mexico when he’s so fond of Little Mexico.
Arthur…silly Arthur. I wasn’t with my honey during the 5 years I was celibate. I was completely single.
This is not a nesting failure…it got too busy up there.
*squeezes WIK*
*squeezes Gracie* been awhile huh?
Yes. Good to see you back.
*squeezes again, just because*
OMG!! Hey everybody! It’s WIK. It’s WIK!!!!
*runs around fail not knowing what to do with herself*
*stern look*
Oh…um..
*sticks out foot to stop Leila*
Hi there!!
What happened to the “pre” and backwards stuff?
That’s the Westside Flats n’hood of Santa Barbara. I used to live there. There are indeed lots of bonafide Mexicans living there. I liked living there, at least until a truck crashed into the pedestrian bridge linking the n’hood to Downtown SB. Then I moved because it was too far to stagger home from the bars.
Mexicans and Latinos in general are everywhere in S.B etc. there are many Mexican american students that go to UC Santa Barbara therefore live all over there. O.C,S.D,L.A we’ve taken over
this is actually WIN. i’d like to know where the gangsters and orange sellers are while i’m driving.
Your attitude is fail.
i’d like to know where my gun is, as i’m reading your comment
See, joe, franz wants to help you. GPS is good.
C’mon, that square is waaaayyy too small! All of Socal used to BE Mexico. The idea that “Mexicans” are in one little neighborhood… that’s the silly part.
I hate to say it, but that map is pretty accurate. I grew up in Santa Barbara, and that area between the 101 and the mesa is largely Mexican.
Haha I just drove through there this morning coming to work. Let me tell you, the GPS is not lying.
You’re from Santa Barbara too? Sweet!
Simpsons did it
lol, I’m from SB too, and that map is pretty accurate.
Hilarious. That is LITERALLY right where my house is!
That is from a Lexus gps. I guess that they are trying hard to protect their wealthy customers from “potential” dangers, such as mexicans.
Lmao you red necks are so ignorant! and not all hispanics are from MEXICO FYI you rednecks just call it all that.
They’ve Found Me!!!
I lived and Santa Barbara for eight years, and by the gas stations, and 101…I’m pretty sure I know where this is, and where they have MEXICANS on the GPS is right by where the labor line is where ironically enough most mornings a bunch of mexicans go to try to get day labor work.
I live in Santa Barbara and in that neighborhood, funny thing is: that’s accurate
Definate WIN!
The only FAIL was the owner/user!
This is a feature of the nav called “Areas to Avoid”… and is quite hard to get to on these nav systems (Toyota/Lexus). You have to go into the setup, mark off an area, and then name it. So the person with this system deliberately marked an ‘Area to Avoid’ and named it Mexicans.
I’m all about a good fail, but the fail of this pic is an unsavory/racist user.
Just calling it for what it is.
I think the fail is that Mexicans are never in just one place, they’re everywhere! :O
We are not harming anyone! Just let us be on our little square.
Whoever did this just got the idea from the Discrimi-nav GPS parody video.
Are they moving in testudo formation?
Try to make a u-tu……Finish!
Here be the Mexicans…
So is the fail that the driver is currently located within the “Mexicans” box? Or that the box exists in the first place?
Why is this a fail?
Because the webmaster is a racist.
By the way, the map is pretty accurate. I live in Santa Barbara and that whole area is all Spanish. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… 0_o
Thats on a toyota, im gonna look for that next time
this is no joke i live in santa barbara. Lots of mexicans
i dont know which is more hillarious the fact that theres a plce on the border labled mexican or that theres crossairs on it
Bah, Goleta is better anyway, we have DPHS, they have SMHS. (Yeah, only Santa Barbara/Goleta/Noleta/IslaVista locals are gonna get that…)
Anyway, Ok, what GPS has the nerve to do that, I mean sure, it’s accurate, but SantaGoleta is a nice place, we don’t label our areas like racists!!
For non-locals, Santa Barbara, and Goleta are neighboring cities, Noleta is the area between them where they don’t touch (mostly along the north end) and Isla Vista is… weird… stay out if you can…
another goletan? santa barbarians kick more ass.
Here be Mexicans!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
MExicans!
mexicans scare me
Well what really got me was the fact there was a crosshair (a tool for aiming a fire arm) near it
crosshair= EPIC WIN
You’re from Santa Barbara too? Sweet!
you mean win
ay ay ay eso no es un mexicano sino una tienda de tacos
racial, but it’s true. i’ve been there and seen it.