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Safety third!
*tackles ZA for the third time*
SAFE!!!
♪ Snowblind, I’m going down for the third time ♫
OOPS I MEANT:
♪ SNOWBLIND, I’M GOING DOWN FOR THE THIRD TIME ♫
It’s also a helmet fail.
wow. that is effective. a new record AND stratagie for getting rid of idiots!
WowZ!!!
Weeeeeeee!!!
*grabs GBF and slides all the way down with him*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
♫ You know the nearer your destination,
the more you slip sliding away ♫
I am not cleaning that up!
They don’t make hiney wipes big enough to clean that up!
There goes that brand new beach towel ;(
Oh snap!!!.
Why are you snapping towels 5?
*hucks comma into previous comment*
snapping the rope. I fink it was the rope from the soap.
Good thing they were wearing hard hats.
Oh, wait…
Too bad the presenter didn’t fasten his…
This needs slapstick sounds and Benny Hill music!!!
At the very least a Wilhelm scream. (clickie)
Hooray, I swear they could have recorded that scream once and just replayed it in each of those movies. It’s stunning how identical they all sound.
I think I will make that the error sound for my wnidows pc.
Their names are Slip and Slide.
*waves buhbye*
Don’t forget to write.
See you next fall!
Oh gosh.
Bye bye, birdie!
Where is Avis going?
To go do laundry. Lucky me.
*shoves a few delicates in Avis’ basket*
Everything gets washed in the “permanent press” cycle. Are you sure you want me to wash these…. wait, what are these?? There’s hardly any fabric to them!!
They are eye patches for the NoNos.
I use the washers available in my buildings laundry room. They can be… a bit hard on delicate items. I may not be the best person to wash those particular items.
Next to cleaning, laundry is the next thing I absolutely hate.
~Yeah, because it’s loads of fun.~
~And it’s awash with excitement!~
~I like all the gentle cycles.~
~It makes me spin with joy.~
~It certianly fluffs my folds.~
I just found a reason to like doing laundry. We have a “house rule” , if you leave money in your pockets, it becomes the property of the one doing the laundry. I always do the laundry. And Mama Bird left a twenty in one of the back pockets of her jeans.
Yay! Drinks are on Avis!
Sweet, I’ll have a virgin White Russian, on the
rocksbird.Woohoo! I “got” to clean the lunchroom upstairs this morning, and found two cents. ~Hooray, I’m rich!~
You know, a twenty only goes so far these days…
Erm… a “virgin” White Russian? That’s milk, right?
I think a virgin white russian might be a decaf mocha.
What? There’s nothing wrong with milk.
*sips Orange squash slowly*
Hey now I make the WhiteRussians around here. and yea a virgin white russian is just Half and Half. or a russian boy with no luck with the ladies…
*makes large punch bowl full of WR and passes cups around* used vanilla vodka in this one, good stufff!
The “How to Wash” tag is the biggest piece of material on here!
Heeeeeeeeeere your sign!
*slips an ‘ and s in Leila’s post*
*slips back underground*
Hey, the firemen didn’t complain!!!
They’re so heroic. They never complain in the face of adversity.
*boopsJudyondanoseandflees*
You can boop flees?
You must be quick.
Faster than a speeding Geo. More powerful than a D battery. Able to leap to conclusions in a single bound.
I AM…………SUPERBOPPER!!!!
MUCH better than being a teeny bopper.
*squeeze!*
I wasn’t a teeny bopper even when I was a teeny bopper. I was born old.
bbb, so you’re benjamin button?
Well, I was kinda tired when Monday came around.
That was…unexpected.
Not really.
Stranger danger, anyone?
Sorry, babe, I guess I should have let you sleep, eh?
*drools over fireman*
Ropes are made for non-dopes. …
just sayin’
Rope a dope dope, three thopes in a cope.
WooooHuuuuu Shadow!!!!!!
Four posts inside of two minutes, don’t the speed bumps bother you even a little?
Oh NOES!! I am making like a troll aren’t I?
“Slow down, you’re posting too fast!”
Yes Mom!!!!
But yer a cute troll.
Gosh.
*wheels out new stainless confetti cannon*
*packs it tight*
*
safety**fires across room, dives for cover*
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!
Congrats Shadow!
*shakes her booty for the parade that’s about to start*
*collects confetti and stores it in vault*
*march rolls past*
*trumpets play as huge statue of Shadow is carried atop truck*
*fifty-gun salute*
*various blimps fall out of the sky*
Oh, the humanity!
*leads Starfleet flyby of the parade with Enterprise at the head of the formation*
*ships skywrite, “Congrats Shadow!”
*ships fire torpedoes which burst into fireworks above parade*
*Tosses hat into the air*
*pops the champagne*
*starts the bubble machine*
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
*ʍopɐɥs ɹoɟ ǝɔınɾ ǝdɐɹƃ ƃuıןʞɹɐds ǝɯos uǝdo sdod*
Now I feel stupid with my little sign…
*shakes fist at Starfleet/ parade braggers*
Nevertheless, WOOHOO Shadow!
*lifts AE up on shoulders so he can see better*
You know you only did that so you could grab his ankles.
Run AE!! Run!
Why would I run from a good ole anklesqueeze™? In fact, due to the Moomins outrageous lack of presence I just don’t get enough anklesqueezes!
Really? Huh?
*tentatively squeezes AE’s ankles*
Lovely ankles there Arthur.
*grabs B³’s ankle and gives a hearty squeeeeeze*
See? Nothing to it!
*snorkrufflesnort*
That tickled!
WOOO-HOOOO, SHADOW!!!!
*snickers*
Hi Sis!!!
WHY, HELLO, LEILA. HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE MONDAY?
Why so blue?
LEILA’S MAKING ME:
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/02/02/parenting-fail-26/#comment-776319
Silly girl, you’re supposed to blame Arthur.
I blame Arthur for LGB’s failure to blame Arthur.
Wait – wut?
Rightfully so. BTW – I just saw your tattoo. It’s… something different…
Ooo…do tell!
*remembers reading the caption to that picture*
Never shave fuzzy whiskers?
~Great~
Now I have the mental !mage of Hello Kitty with a beard.
*wanders off in search of mind bleach*
*gigglesnork*
Oh.
Em.
Gee.
I suppose I should be glad that site is blocked here at work.
Various? How many hydrogen filled blimps did you all make?
Other unfortunate blimps got in the line of fire, including three Goodyear blimps, and a reconstruction of the Hindenburg itself.
In hind(enburg)sight, it wasnt too smart.
Yeah, that ballooned into a real disaster.
How are we going to float this one to accounting?
Insurance rates will certainly rise.
You’re just full of hot air.
Up, up, and up some more?
Damn those bloated assets!
*puts some Led Zeppelin on the stereo*
*floats away happily*
*rents the movie Up*
*hands Leila a box of tissues*
You will certainly feel a swelling of sweet emotions while watching that movie.
This thread has gondola dogs…SQUIRREL!
The Hindenburg??
*burrows deeper underground to escape the fire*
You can do it too.
*wiggledances next to Leila*
*joins the wiggledance!*
*shakes a tail feather*
*sways to the symphony*
*does the….
Safety Dance!*
*Spins top hat*
*takes Marius’s hat away*
*Roars and attacks the audience*
Unleash the furry!
*Puts on the ritz*
*can’t dance even if he wants to*
*does the Charleston*
*does
thefunky chicken**does the chicken dance*
*chickens out*
*floofs up tail*
*does a happytail dance*
Lookit the tail on that pu….
Oh, I just can’t.
I’m so glad I had nothing in my mouth when I read that.
I lol’d.
“Zee stripe! It is gone! She is not a skunk at all!”
Teehee!!
*squeeze*
As usual, I wasn’t so fortunate… ‘nudder cup o’joe all over the place.
LOLS! I like how they slide.
You’ve Been Failed
(This was on You’ve Been Framed)
Yup, and many, many years ago, too.
You know what’s great? That this site puts “golden oldies” on for people such as myself that haven’t seen them before. Some complain about repeats or fails that have been found on other sites. Thank goodness not everyone is so rigid that it keeps people such as myself from enjoying re-run fails.
It’s new to me, too. But then, I live under a rock.
I don’t get around much. Thank you for sharing the moment with me Gracie.
*SMOOCHY*
Not feeling tied down? How freeing that must be.
And here, another British expedition, attempting to be the first man to successfully climb the north face of the Uxbridge Road.
*loses grip*
*screams while plummeting down street*
Watch out for that overpass!!
*calls 9ELEBENTY for the firemen*
Oooohhhh! Firemen!! Yes please!
Promise to share this time?
Judy’s the firemen hog. You gotta watch out for her.
All this firemen-adoration makes me wonder why firemen isn’t the no. 1 career choice for young American men.
The fear of getting burned might have something to do with it.
Sissys.
I know a young woman that literally goes on point whenever she hears a fire truck siren. If they are going past her building, she runs outside and waves.
*takes notes*
I see. So this … friend of yours – is she aroused while harassing firemen?
Hell yes I am!! You don’t have to talk about me like I wasn’t here AE.
*wrinkles nose in a cute manner*
Highly.
Well…there’s just something about the combination of hawt, brave, heroic, and able to cook that gets us going…
Rawr.
The problem is that too many of them KNOW they’re hot.
I’m still happy to gawk at them, mind you.
That wasn’t me!! That was JUDY!!!!
I just need five of ‘em.
If I recall, last time you had them all at your apartment. I don’t have my wings and blue smurf mixed up, I promise.
Wait.
FIVE???
Yes, one to ply the feathered fan, one to rub my feet, one to hold my giant glass of strawberry daiquiri, and one to feed me bon-bons.
The fifth one is in case one of the others needs a break.
You’re so cute Avis. I need five of them too, but for completely different reasons. I need one to do the dishes. One to do the laundry. One to vacuum. One to dust and do windows. And the fifth one……………He needs to clean the shower……….while it’s running…………with him inside……….and me in there making sure that he doesn’t miss any important “spots”.
*sigh*
I’d be happy with just one.
~What could you do with “just one” fireman?~
Did someone here need a fireman?
I’ll have a wild guess: Brewski?
Brewski needs a fireman? Is his pu$$y stuck up a tree?
In that case, I may need ten. Watching firemen do housework just might qualify as p0rn!!
*sniff*
We’re smart all sensitive guys, but all you seem to care about is our bodies. We’re nothing but a piece of meat to you!
*cries*
OK, disguise fail.
*bukkits*
Actually, my list of “requirements” in a man does not include anything about looks. Hygiene- yes, build- not so much
*sigh*
*removes LEGO™ exterior*
*rebuilds into a giant Squeeze-Statue*
Geez! Spend one weekend with a bevy of firemen and you’re branded for life!!
What you do with the firemen on your own time is your business, but branding? Ouch!
Well…it depends on what brand of fireman you’re using.
Whatever the brand, I will be Prada of them all.
The Depends brand makes firemen?
Sainsbury’s own “Taste the Difference”
Sounds like fun!
Splish splash they were taking a bath. …
Hey Mr. Bass Man
Can I be a Bass Man too?
♫ Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river ♫
flushin’ the “two” down the drain
Royal flush?
Flushin’ it for the queen!
God save the queen!
Now let’s not make a jack-ass of ourselves.
If we do, can we start a club?
Ooh! A club! I hope there’s enough of us for a full house!
I don’t have the heart to turn people away.
Can I show you my diamond necklace?
You take that necklace straight to the bank, young lady!
… in spades.
What the duece are you people talking about?
You think we should jack it in?
That would be Aces.
They reached the end of their rope.
Children cause you to that.
*slaps “DANGER” stickers on every kid she runs into*
Slapping children?
*slaps “ACCIDENTY” sticker on Leila’s verb*
Rope rope rope your beat, gently down the stream!
Ahem, boat*
“Rope your beat” sounds like something…rather different.
Just boat it?
“Don’t wanna boat to boat”
♬
So I’d like to know where, you got the notion
said I’d like to know where, you got the notion
to rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby
rock the boat, don’t tip the boat over
♬
I’d thwack you, but you’d get all over the place. Glowering wouldn’t do any good either.
Did they ever find that little white box?
I agree that your incessant posts about visting your insignificant site is a whole lotta suck.
BAN THE SPAMMER!!!
and spam the banner!
And flim the flammer!
and slam the hammer!
I’ve sent a request to ban the shammer.
Looks like we got our request and now all our posts are swimming free.
Weeeee!
*hands carib ShamWow*
That’s on you babe. No one else is gonna clean that up.
Whoa. Nesting fail.
The blog’s borked, Boppity.
*squeeze*
So I gather.
*Burns type squeeze*
We’re gonna have to resort to the old @replies again
*shamWows*
Do you want it back?
As Bette Davis used to say: “Hang on tight, its going to be a bumpy ride.”
They need to get a grip.
You seem to have a pretty good handle on the situation.
You’ve grasped all the details.
This would probably be a lot of fun if the surface wasn’t so rough. And the water wasn’t so cold.
And maybe if they had an raft to ride in.
And if they had some attractive girls in bikinis mixed in
“Girls Gone Wild: British Dam Edition”
Rope: secure
Grip: not so much.
Yay for human error!
if theyre testing a new water park ride-slide, then it obviously works!
~I want some of you on my pizza!!!~
LEILA! How many times must we tell you???
At least once more so that we all can hear it?
*raises eyebrows hopefully*
Ay up, another northerner having a tug.
Jam, I hope I’m not being rude, but are there different parts of the North where they say “Ay up” and “Eeh Bah Gum!”? I’ve always wondered that.
BFF Rude? Never! :p
Best ask Moomin, I’d say it’s a Yorkshire thing.
And so I shall!
*tips bowler hat*
*adjusts pinstripe suit*
*sillwalks away with The Times tucked underneath arm*
*sillywalks into BFF*
Sorry, old chap! Couldn’t see you through my awfully silly walk, don’tchya know?
Anyway, must dash, I’ve an appointment at the argument clinic.
No you don’t.
Yes I do. I paid 5 pounds sterling, my good 3Bs.
No you didn’t.
This isn’t an argument, this is just contradiciton!
Contradiciton ~ Contradiction, according to the Dicitionary
*slips slyly behind Ministry Man*
*steals The Times and replaces it with Mad Magizine*
*fleesawaywithaquickness*
Hoi! I say! That old rotter! What am I to do with this cr-
*opens MAD*
*giggles*
*bursts out laughing*
*chuckles so much, he wanders into path of 49 double decker bus*
*lunges at GBF and tackles him to the other side of the road*
Saved ya!!
*stops reading and looks up*
Good lord, you saved my life! How ever can I repay y-
*satellite inexplicably falls out of sky and crashes right on top of GBF*
*explodes in a huge fireball*
That was the hardest LOL for a long time for me.
But you made it. That’s all that counts.
He should eat more fiber and less flubber.
But Flubber gives you that extra bounce.
And then we can help the high school basketball team win a game!
Now you’re on tack.
Luckily they had their savety helmets perfectly fitted and tightened.
I hope they’re grounded.
I think they just washed out of show biz, though.
The knot was secured with gaffer tape. They should have used duct/duck tape.
They’re gonna need a new grip.
I fired this pun runner.
Alright – sanity check. I have multiple problems this morning, so maybe I’m just losing it.
I have a wireless device (Apple AirPort Extreme) that’s not responding at a remote location. They called me this morning, saying they couldn’t get a computer to connect to the system or internet. The reason is because it’s only means of connection is this wireless device. So I asked them to unplug the device, wait 5 seconds, plug it back in and call me back. An hour and a half later, I can see on my network map the device is still down. I called them back and now have a second person trying to figure out how to unplug a white box from the wall and plug it back in.
Does that really sound that freakin complicated to anyone? Find white box, remove it from power plug in wall, wait 5 seconds, put white box back where you found it, call me back. Why is it, 15 minutes and two employees later, this device is STILL down?
*knows not to try to find snacks at this particular location*
We also have an AirPort (don’t know how Extreme it is though), and just now my computer lost contact with it. It’s in the same room!! It sits roughly eight feet away from the computer!! Then, it just “fixed” itself, all in about sixty seconds.
How many white boxes are in that room?
Maybe it’s a factory producing white boxes?
He is so screwed then.
If only it were that simple. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
(clickie clickie)
*checks sanity*
Working, within strange parameters
*checks sanity of general populace*
Nope, not there
It’s confirmed. People in general are stupid. Sorry
Can you describe the white box?
Um, it’s purple with paisley stripes on it, and it’s shaped like a triangle.
Can’t … breathe!
Laughing … too … hard!!!
Yes. It’s 3 inches by 3.5 inches by one inch and solid white. Plugged straight into the wall with an ethernet cable running from it to an ethernet plug on the wall nearby. It has what’s likely a solid green light on the side that should be flashing rapidly, it might be orange because it’s malfunctioning.
The device is STILL down. Almost 3 hours and 2 employees later. I bet they make me drive out there to do this. What fun, a couple of hours of driving to spend 10 seconds unplugging and plugging a device back in, then another couple of hours of driving.
Screw the bat, I’m taking the hoard.
Oh, you were kidding.
You mean my Netgear router? Ok, just don’t ask me to work on a PC. I still can’t find the “Any” key. I must have the wrong keyboard.
It’s a wetware problem.
*considers introducing these employees to her personalized pink sparkly bat*
*considers loaning ZA her bat so he can release some frustration on these employees*
*squeeze*
Sorry ZA, the entire office is down. Somebody unplugged the coffee maker.
We’ve replaced this office’s regular coffee with decaf. Let’s see if anyone notices.
*WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!*
Zzzzzzzzzzz. . .
WAKE UP!!!
Woohoo, it works!!!
I said WAKE UP!!!
Okay, it doesn’t always work… *sigh*
Key-rist!
*Dives under desk*
*Reaches out and anklesqueezes AE*
*Continues nap*
I’m a little slow today. Stupid decaf.
*offers desk pillow*
*squeezes*
*snorkitty*
*Gently pets the snorekitty so it doesn’t wake*
It’s tiny snores are so cute!
*swoops in and steals GS’ apostrophe*
Grazie.
You rang? Oh, you said “grazie,” not “Gracie.”
Well, since you came all this way, don’t leave empty handed.
*squeeze*
I hate the Apple Airport personally. It can always get better though, they could be trying to simultaneously connect a Mac and a Vista PC. The Vista PC’s always like to mess with you then.
Reminds me of the last time I had to deal with something like that. The guys were trying to force an RJ-11 into the RJ-45 port for the WAN.
Update: IBM showed up (I did mention multiple problems this morning, right?), checked out the failing tape drive, confirmed the replacement is on order and checked if they can do it Saturday (they have to take the damned server down to replace it, so it has to be after-hours).
This AirPort Express in question is STILL down, over 3 hours and 2 employees later. I never would have guessed “unplug it, wait 5 seconds and plug it back in” would be so challenging. In fact I would almost guess something else was wrong, except 1. it worked for years until 6:08 last night and 2. they are supposed to call me afterward and haven’t done so yet. Neither of them.
Zombie craves braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnzzzzzzzzz.
A tape drive? “Press Play on Tape”?
Yes, that kind of tape, but typically either 8mm or 1/2 inch size cartridges. It’s still a very common media for long term storage, and the newer tapes have capacities measured in Terabytes.
8mm, 20GB tapes for compressed daily backups. Thankfully I have a spare “test” system sitting around to backup to, I haven’t had a successful tape backup since last Thursday and I’m not likely to get one before Thursday, maybe as late as Saturday.
This makes me as nervous as a kitteh on a hot tin roof.
AIT?
Mammoth.
Update: I finally got around to checking my network map (will this day EVER end???) and apparently someone got that remote AirPort Express working again at 2:43. Not bad, roughly 4 hours for 2 guys to figure out how to unplug something and plug it back in.
*sneaks in and unplugs the little white box*
I work for a small mom/pop pc repair. I get to deal with this. and they expect me to give support over the phone for free.
I love it how randomly you Americans use the metric system!
*measures Arthur*
You are 846 carats per smoot!
*estimates squeeze*
*concludes it would fit*
*SQUEEZE*
Let’s face it, 8mm is so much easier to deal with than .031496062992126 inches.
haha, this is hilarious!
Thank you!!
Woohoo! Water slide!
Waterfall!
They did meet their floom?
*dives behind asbestos wall*
GS, he said “flume” not “foom.”
Ohhhhhhhh!
Phew! Thanks Gracie.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
Oh my, I did mangle that more than I had realized. At the last minute I tried to reconstruct the pun into a “did he die” variation. I ended up all wet.
*squeezes Dragon and AA*
*squeezes Gracie, Dragon and AA*
*pours everyone some Flumé Blanc*
*squeezes*
I’ll have to make mine to go, Admiral.
*squeezes*
G’night.
I still don’t have a clue. But don’t bother to explain, that happens quite often.
Good night!
*g’night squeezes*
*SKA-WEEEEEEEZE!*
G’nighty, sweets!
“FUME”?
Doom.
I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT THE PERSON FILMING THIS WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME, BUT DIDN’T EVEN HOLD HIS/HER HAND OUT WHEN THEY STARTED FALLING.
Having fun with fonts?
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/02/02/parenting-fail-26/#comment-776319
Ah, I see. Carry on then!
What’s killing me is I am reading it as if you were actually yelling. I think I’ve spent too much time on the computer.
*Snickers*
YES, I KNOW. VERY IMPROPER BLOG ETIQUETTE. WHAT’S A FP TO DO?
*Snickers s’more*
Well LGB, this might be a great time to relieve yourself of any latent hostility that you’ve been holding onto. You’re already set for it.
SHUP, BRO!
@ 3BS: I REALLY DON’T HAVE ANY HOSTILITY, LATENT OR OTHERWISE. I’M JUST DOING A FELLOW FAIL PEEP’S BIDDING.
Would you like to borrow some of MY hostility? I have both kinds; latent and overt. You’re welcome to either.
*offers LGB some of her hostility, too*
Ooooh, we can dump extra hostility here?
*backs in a dump truck*
You’re gonna need a bigger truck.
I always thought angels weren’t allowed any hostility? :S
Hmmm…….I suspect that I’ve fallen.
*makes cross with fingers*
Begone foul destroyer!
Sweet? Me? Huh. I guess you really are what you eat.
*raises eyebrow*
Are you sure you want to phrase it like that?
*makes appointment to have his dirty mind serviced*
*bumps post to the right and up*
♪♫ Pour some sugar on me! ♫♪
Now there’s an earworm I can live with!!
I’m going to make the beginning of that song the start up notification on my computer. Studio version, not live version.
*SQUEEZIES3BEEZIES&GRACIE*
NAW, THANKS VERY MUCH FOR THE OFFERS, THOUGH. I THINK I’D RATHER SAY JUST HOW MUCH I ♥ ALL MY FAIL PEEPS AND *GIANT SQUEEZES* FOR EVERYONE!
*cuddleticklesqueezeLGB*
*bluecoloredsqueezies*
*BLUEITALICCAPSQUEEZESMGG*
Awww. I feel so accepted…
You’re minty and refreshing. Welcome.
I don’t find that interesting at all.
Nothing to say there was somebody behind the camera.
If there was, it was probably a rather large affair (after all, this was filmed in the 80′s, I think).
…and looking at it again… even with lightening fast reactions, unless you’re standing on solid ground, and have unearthly strength, there’s not a lot you could do about it.
:[
Yeah, I don’t think she “got it” either.
*squeeze*
Ai haz teh sadz fer hur.
And lightening fast reflexes to boot!
I beat my standing record of a 14 hour response.
It’s the working, you see… it gets in the way.
And spammer goes bye-bye! Wheeeeeee! Course now the comments are screwy, but who cares?
that’s not a safety rope.. that’s a prevent fun rope
Wow, 20 years after I first saw this, it’s still funny.
That’s what she said.
…on their 20th anniversary.
*giggles*
*points and giggles*
He was right. A good solid safety rope is essential. Look what happens when you don’t have one.
Off topic: One of our drivers just came in and asked me to do him a favor. If another (specific) driver calls, he wants me to put the other driver on hold for 20 minutes to half an hour! I asked what the other driver had done, and the first driver said, “Oh, nothing.”
I sense evil afoot.
Me likey.
wel.. THIS IS A REAL FAIL…
I don’t want that thing back. :ick: Bukkit’s by the sink. Don’t forget the bleach.
He just wanted to make a point why a GOOD AND SOLID rope is essential. Now i totally understand.
He just wanted to make a point why a GOOD AND SOLID rope is essential. Now i totally understand…
Hahaha that was hilarious, hope they are ok with just a few bruises
atleast they had a safety rope : )
So the guy with the accent breaks something AGAIN! Will they ever stop.
*slips into post*
*replaces “.” with “?”*
*slips back out*
I see bloggie nommed my clickie post. I hope he enjoyed it.
*wonders why everyone is over at the previous fail, feeding a troll*
What kind of troll?
I couldn’t help myself. I didn’t like what he said to LeiLei.
Sometimes a mushy’s gotta do what a mushy’s gotta do.
Oh, I understand. I’ve had many time when I just couldn’t not tell a troll off.
It’s best to try and ignore them but even then is difficult.
*Squeezes the sweet little mushy and everyone else*
You know my history with trolls. Sometimes I can’t stop myself.
*pat*
*pat*
*offers Avis and everyone else a big jar of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies*
*squeezes Leila*
*noms cookie*
So sorry I missed the troll. My driving isn’t up to snuff these days.
So we shouldn’t start calling you “Marius Andretti?”
I’m more of a “Marius Cart” driver now.
Sometimes it’s rather amusing to see them lash out.
Getting them really riled up can be amusing!
*noms cookie*
What are trolls good for if we can’t play with them from time to time?
Mulch.
*snork!*
First target practice. THEN mulch.
Trolls are nothing but low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worms! Hanging’s too good for them. Burning’s too good for them! They should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
And there was mulch rejoicing!
Let ‘em play soccer on the archery field.
Marius. Heavy Metal. Niiiiiiiiiiice.
Is THAT where I know that line from!?!
Yeesh! It’s been a few years. Wait. Does a decade count as “a few years”?
ZA’S SNACKS.
I’m getting the feeling I missed something fun.
I’m not sure how much fun it really was, but at least I learned to type in blue.
*hangs head in shame*
Sowwy.
What a funny video! Both are fall in water.
This could be the largest toilet yet.
Nuh-uh, it’s still not as big as New Jersey.
*SNOFFLE*
*slips back into his previous post*
*gets cozy in the sister sandwich*
MAYO OR MUSTARD ON THAT?
Though I do insist on condiments being present, it never really matters what kind in particular.
*puts BBQ sauce on mmmm*
Ooh, kinky.
More like, saucy!
*taps foot*
*points GBF to his bedroom*
LEILA!
Wait. No. No. No. I am protecting him from all the naughtiness that goes around. I am old enough to be his mother. Ew!
He’s 16. A pretty good age to start with the naughtiness, I’d say.
What? No!!!
*paddles AE on the bum*
*click!*
Why do you think I was shocked?
I know you would never.
*thinks about the age differences around here*
*feels old*
Hey, my baby is 22. Thank the lordy I don’t look my age. I refuse to act my age as well.
I don’t think a single person here acts their age.
See above.
Nyah!
>:p
I’m married, and I don’t act my age very often.
*hangs head*
*mumbles curse words as he climbs stairs*
I heard that!!!!
*flashes signs with rude words*
*dashes into room*
THAT’S IT!! I didn’t want to do this but…No access to failblog for a week mister!! This going to hurt me more than it will you.
*lower lip trembles*
*eyes well up*
*bursts into tears and runs into room, slamming door shut*
Aw, give the kid a break sis. Boys will be boys ya know. How about no spam for a week?.
Apparently you have 5bird disease. Let me erase that period for you.
*erases*
That was to prevent pregnant pauses.
On second thought AE, don’t even go there. I wouldn’t even wipe that disease off my boot, I’d just throw the pair away.
I’m sorry, Marius. It was a really bad joke.
I RELISH YOUR POINT OF VIEW, 4MS.
I’m glad, otherwise I might be in a bit of a pickle.
* pickle
*
Ketchup cuz I am leaving you behind.
Pickle surprise?!?!
Haven’t had that gem for a while.
YOU’RE SO SAUCY, SIS!
…and you are so colorful and cute – like the leaning to the right kinda cute.
Wow! Sister relationships are much better online.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I HAVEN’T GOTTEN ALONG WITH MINE IN A LOOOONG TIME. YEARS. WE BARELY SPEAK.
I’m fortunate. I’m very close with all three of my sisters. (Well, four if you include Judy.)
I barely started liking mine. Like about 10 years ago or so. Growing up with those two was hell!!! I hate being the middle child.
Yeah. Sisters are a real pain in da aspartame.
*Sweetsqueezes*
*Heads for the hills*
I AM THE YOUNGEST, MY SISTER IS OLDER. SHE REALLY USED TO TERRORIZE ME WHEN WE WERE KIDS. AS WE GOT OLDER, I SLOWLY CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT SHE JUDGED ME FOR SO MANY THINGS, AND THAT SHE DIDN’T REALLY VALUE ME AS A PERSON OR OUR RELATIONSHIP. SO, THAT’S WHERE IT STANDS.
I have no sisters…but plenty of sistahs!
OK, LGB, it was cute, but reading that much in bold blue italics is really annoying. Could that stop now? Please?
*squeeze*
ASK LEILA, SCOTTY. I’M POWERLESS.
I hope that didn’t sound harsh sweetie. You’re just talking about something serious, and it’s very distracting.
*squeezes*
Leila? Please let LGB of the hook. Pwety pllllleeeease.
I get along with my sister much better since we don’t live under the same roof anymore.
*adds vote to stop with the weird fonts*
I actually am not even reading your posts, dearest, because it’s so distracting.
I, for one, think it’s a very nice gesture.
I still read your posts LGB. Even in uppercase blue, I love you always.
But I will sign on with the stopping that vote.
Pretty please Leila.
educational Video WIN
Now would be the perfect time for a new fail… If only I saved my magic gravy boat…
You mean mah pirate ship? You’ll have to pry it from my lifeless body!
This could be arranged…
*calls secret assasins from eorope*
*is put on hold*
*hops into MGG’s post with samurai sword*
*lops off the top of the 3rd “o”*
*hops away relatively quickly*
Europe maybe?
*is still on hold*
*bursts in loudly*
HELLO! I AM HERE FOR ZE AZAZINATION!
*hides under bed*
Oh no! It’s the Swiss!
This story seems to have a few holes in it.
CHEEZY.
Oh yeah? Watch this.
*Gets franc*
I love the Swiss. They are a warm and thoughtful crowd. So far, it’s my favorite travel spot. Morgin, Switzerland was absolutely fabulous.
I have nothing against the Swiss BB. It was a quote from The Tick cartoon.
Yeeez…. This is 673126 – making money in our spare time, inc.
How may we be of assistance?
I know, and my magic wand’s been in the shop for ages.
*sigh*
“If I tug on this…” …It’ll come off?
*watches Juuei fall down*
Yup, looks like it will.
♪
I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can’t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
♪
Two out of three posts nommed!
I hope you choke on them blogmonster!
*Sulks*
Cookie?
*offers Marius whole tray of nommys*
Tanks Ms B.
Nomnomnomnom.
*Shares with failpeps*
This happened in one of the large industrial bakeries where I worked:
One of our guys (not the brightest one) was up on a ladder cleaning dust from the ceiling beams. This was about 35 feet up, and he was just using an extension ladder rather than an electric work platform, and working alone.
Someone saw this, and yelled up to the guy that he should at least tie a rope from the beams to himself in case the ladder slipped.
When he came back later, the guy on the ladder had, in fact, gone and found a rope, and tied one end to the beams and the other end to himself.
Around his neck.
well the helmet didn’t seem to work either
fake
Simply marvelous!!
I didn’t kill my wife.
I don’t care
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!………….Thats Freakin Hilarious!!!!!!
That’s my idea of a perfect fail. It has a moustache, lots of irony, a bit of action – another person unwillingly being involved in said action – and a laughing cameraman. It’s all there
This vid was on the UK ITV show You’ve Been Framed about 15-20 years ago back when Jeremy Beadle (aka The Claw) was presenting it.
Nice water slide!!!!!
Water slide win
Bloody Hell this brings back memories…It’s from a show called Weirs Way that used to air in the 1980s – my dad used to force me to watch it as a kid…This clip was a staple of It’ll be Alright on the Night and other ‘blooper’ type progs
Thanks for breaking the rope and hitting rock bottom, mate.
It’s funnier because he’s from Yorkshire. It wouldn’t be half as good if it were someone from, say, Glasgow or Liverpool falling into shit…on second thoughts – maybe it would be
hahahahahah………. como movia esas paticas xD
Actually an actual and literal Fail.
“If I tug on this I fail”
Wow this is an old clip. I remember seeing this on the first series of ‘You’ve Been Framed’, about 20 years ago! I won best of the series if I remember correctly.
helmet fail
FAIL