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Ear worm alert!
Uh….which one?
Danger..Danger…High Voltage.
*hides*
It has a great video too, eye worm? clickie!
I don’t want to know why you keep starting fires.
HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!!!!!!.
Am i having Déjà vu, or are you spamming that on every thread eagles?
Bill Murray tells me its prolly just Déjà vu, but i can wait until tomorrow to be sure.
♫They say our love will fade away….♫
Why in the name of cucumbers and salt did you end that line with a period? Didn’t the six exclamation marks do the job?
Yes, Karma. But some people just can’t seem to leave well enough alone.
I thought you needed to end a sentence with a period. The extra exclamation marky thingy make a more dramatic. this is fail blog not English blog, that’s two site over.
English cumbers or regular cumbers?
Karma is what you do to other people too,(two way street). Two wrongs don’t make a right.
What are you on about? And why do people always think that for some reason, MY nick MEANS anything other than being a nick? >_<
He’s just a troll.
It’s my desire…. It’s my desire!
Danger, Will Robinson!
I am blessedly unaware of that one!
*does the Electric Slide*
*Rocks down to Electric Avenue*
[Celine] ♪ ♫ the Power of Love! ♫ ♪ [/Celine]
Who didn’t know an arcade with that name when the song came out?
♪You’ve gotto shock the monkey.♪
Hehehe,
That’s the first thing I though of too!
*snapsqueeze*
Woohoo
*squeeze*
*is thankful she was not the only one*
@judy: The parents of course
Must be shocking
No, I was just a little put-off by it.
And it will hurt the whole time.
♪♫ Everybody hurts, sometimes. ♪♫
♫ I hurt myself today
*grumbles*
Doctors make the worst patients!
NIN or Johnny Cash?
Yes.
It was indeed a trick question!
Maybe it’s my age, but I like the sound of Trent’s voice better.
yep.. in most cases the original version os better.
Damn paper cuts.
*shakes fist at paper cuts*
DAMN YOU!
How shocking
Revolting.
Watt?
Ohm-y goodness!
The parents should be “charged” for that!
There would be some resistance
Socket to them!
Charged with what? A seat and battery?
Terminal negligence
What, you never heard of ohm-schooling?
D’oh. Scottie got there first. Stoopy slow computer. Have to update my plug-ins. *nods*
Try generating more power.
I thought there was amp-le
AC what you did there.
You’ve got your wires crossed.
GMTA *Zaps*
You’re both grounded!
Don’t be so negative!
*beams with pride*
I don’t want to hear any more of your sas, or you will get a switch across the backside.
Just for that, missy, I’m positive you’re not going to the dance!
Well I have lost my buzz now.
You have to go to the dance, Tesla’s going to perform
Whatever happened to our spark, Judy?
*pouts*
There’s no static here, Ms. B!
♪♫
No static at all, no static at all
FB–no static at all
♪♫
♫ We’ll always be together, however far it seems
We’ll always be together, together in electric dreams ♫
♪ What can I do? Electric blue ♫
♪ Electric blue eyes, who sent you? ♪
Isn’t it ionic?
Wire we even debating that?
True. You have great potential
But Franklin speaking, this conversation is not conducting anywhere…
Not bad Farraday when I am not thinking too much.
Alternatively, we could focus on the magnitude of the interchange between the Parsons writing here.
It’s mainly animal magnetism that bonds us.
This conversation is so Gausstic…
*rubs two trolls together*
*KERPLOOF*
*coughs as acrid smoke clears*
ShamWow?
Yes, please.
Darn you, Judy! I should give you a piezo my mind!
*tries to clean up assploded troll juice*
Did you realise they were quite that reactive?
Do we have to keep them in jars of oil now?
*checks periodic table for trollium*
Well, exSQUEEZE me!
LCB has come up with a renewable energy source. To bad the EPA will charge you for using toxic substances.
FTW!
*gives Judy a crystal set of champagne flutes and a ginormous bottle of Cristal*
Aw, twas nothing any normal google would have done…
Oh, ok.
*takes back ginormous bottle of Cristal*
*replaces it with packets of Crystal Light*
JACKPOT!!!
*flees with champagne flutes filled with fruit punch flavored Crystal Light™*
As long as they keep current.
When we touch!
♪ And sometimes when we touch♫
♪ The honesty’s too much ♫
♫ When I think about you, I ♫
NO – don’t go there.
*prepares portions of mind bleach*
NO TOUNCHY!!!
Hammer time?
ACK!!!
*plugs ears*
♪ La la la laaaa ♪
When we kiss!
That’s a shockingly good idea.
This is an electrifying style of parenting…fifty years ago this would ensure they (the kids) grew up mentally sound. *smiling and shaking head*
In the old days they used cattle prods on their children for punishment. They have now upgraded to a more efficient version.
I lol’d at “I hope they’re grounded” What a pun
I hope this take you to the top of the page
Hey guys! Bring a case of beer to my place and I’ll throw a couple of kids on the fryer.
After choking on two different pun runs, I’ve decided to stay here and ruin my own.
How many times have you been told to chew each pun run 32 times? That reduces the risk of choking.
I was told masticating would ruin my eyeteeth.
Have you tried the Heimlich Manoeuvre?
That only leads to more blarging.
…point taken.
*squeeze*
Oh, good! The
dessertMoomin made it to the barbeque!*Squeezes the dessert*
Has anyone seen my chocolate pudd… Marius! What are you doing?
…He appears to be….. Good grief, is that even legal?
I certainly am not going to eat that anymore. Does anyone else want a chocolate pudding? Umm… chocolate and… vanilla, that is.
Silly parents.
Solar power comes from the sun, not the son.
HTH
LIES!!!
KUNG-FU CUTMAN Song!
This is sooooo random!
“What? The kids said they wanted to come to the party as Power Rangers.”
I get to be the pink one!
Damn too slow.
*sulks*
:p
I want to be the Lone one.
I want to be Silver.
*sends self to naughty corner*
Hi-ho-huh?
Awayyyyyy!
“Who was that masked horsie?”
Poor horse!
I’m sure this will Trigger some comments.
That’s the Spirit.
You’re all so well Ed-ucated.
High on life.
♪ I get high on you ♫
♫ Come on baby light my electric heater ♫
Someone seen my energy bar?
Did I just zap this forum?
“I hope they’re grounded.” Nice. Although, wouldn’t grounding them (electrically) induce a current, and actually be what would kill them?? I’m not an electrician though, so…
You are right, as long as they aren’t grounded, they will be like birds sitting on an overhead power line. But “induce a current” is a wrong technical term in this regard, voltages get induced but not currents.
Stop talking and ram down this goddamn gate, will ya?
learn something new every day. thanks!
You are right the “grounded” is a lovely pun, but if we would like them to grow up, they should best be NOT grounded. Grounding provides a route for the current to run through them, which can be incompatible with things like the electrical circuitry of the heart, or maintaining flesh in an uncooked state.
What to do when hyperactivity meds stop working.
Use thorazine?
Chloroform?
Amazing what’s out there in the ether …
Well, that’s one way to get ‘em moving…
*adds extra ‘o’ to dabuttacow’s post*
*superSuziesqueezies*
*snork*
Thanks, LGB!
*squeezies*
Anything for a Fail Peep!
Anything????
Anything.
DAMMIT!! I didn’t know you were going to say that. I don’t have a retort.
*pssst’s Leia*
Ask her to type only in text-speak for one whole day.
*doescutelittlerapidmushylaugh*
I’ll get you, you cute little mushroom!
*shakes fist*
*looks at the little mushy*
Who is Leia anyway? Are you cheating on me???
*contacts divorce lawyer*
*does Leila’s hair in the side buns*
There! That’s better! Now, just put on this gold bikini…
What? Sorry, I drifted off there for a few moments
Oooooooooh!!!
*looks in mirror. admires side buns*
*puts on gold bikini*
*wonders how this is relevant*
Sowwie Leilei, it was all a plot to get you in the gold bikini.
It’s totally relevant. But feel free to take it off.
Now you just have to set up the blind date with that handsome fellow called Jabba …
*wink winks @ the little mushy*
LGB: How about all text replies in CAPS, the color BLUE and ITALICS all day?
*twitch.twitch*
WRONG!
You said you would do anything. Heeee!!!!
*waits*
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TYPE IN BLUE, SO THIS WILL HAVE TO DO.
*tsk*
Sisters can be so mean to each other sometimes
Tell me about it. You see this little scar here, this one’s from fingernails, and this one here, that’s from a beer bottle broken over my knee.
The letter a between the less and greater than symbols gives you BLUE.
At least I didn’t tell her to put it in bold.
*regrets*
*sigh*
YOU’RE SO HELPFUL, SIS.
Oh brother… Now I’m going to be clicking on everything LGB says only to be let down when it doesn’t do nuffin.
HeHe. It’s just for today LGB.
You clickie on the name not the comment section you silly mushy.
*wonders what LGB is going to ask her sis to do in return*
if u just sit/stand on it, there is no danger, only if u touch anything else ground/other person.
anyway, the danger is inside the box and if they cables are in good condition i see no fail in this picture.
Buzzzzzzzt kill.
Harshing my mellow, dude.
Call the cops!
Did you say firemen????
Texting is killing the English language.
Wiv a hammr
*feels dirty*
*showers*
*can’t remove guilt*
*scrubs k@’s finners til they’re pink*
Sham-wow?
‘es please.
*trembles*
it’s all about the sense
and congrats u figured out that english isn’t my mother tongue
No, it’s all about the funnies.
My point is that proper grammar skills are essential for good communication, whether English is your first, second, or third language. Likewise, one shouldn’t butcher one’s mother language.
I understand your point, LGB. I only recently got my eldest a cell and he only uses it when he’s with me. I’ve also put a limit on the number of texts…
That being said, I couldn’t resist…love this commercial…clickie!
LOLZ! Sure glad there were subtitles…
y r u h8ing on txting? its so much easier/faster cuz u dont have 2 think as much or worry abt makin ne ¢
*screams*
Oh … my …
*screams*
*runs out of the room*
*faints*
*squeeeezesbacktoconsciousness*
*comes-to*
*blink.blink*
Where am I? I was having this terrible dream where everyone was speaking some bizarre language…
Oh, quadrouple m, could you please explain this (clicky)?
The resemblance is … striking.
Yeah, and… clicky.
Well. I’m dashed.
Wait ’till you see this. But make sure your boss isn’t watching!
Oh, AE! Dang it!
*boopsAEondanoseyalittlemore*
I wonder why Nightshayde did it.
No. Stop. Not our little kitteh. That’s where I draw the line.
*draws double-thick line with purple pen*
It IS her avatar, isn’t it?
You’re heading down a dangerous path. Turn back now, while you still can. Leila is here!
What am I doing to him?
*stares @ AE*
Click on his clickie ^^^^^ — then decide for yourself.
It’s blocked. Apparently my employer thinks I am too innocent for any content that contains adult material.
*halo*
It’s a pic of a girl with a “Hello Kitty” tattoo on her shaved hootchie.
…a small price to pay for a good pun.
ok, I’m lost… my newbieness is acting up today. Explain what exactly?
If the name of a person is in blue it’s because there’s a link. Clicky means “click on my name”.
ahhhhh, k!
But be careful – what has been seen cannot be unseen!
Such sage advice – unfortunately about a decade too late.
That is the trouble with thyme!
*pat.pat*
There, there, lil’ mushy. It’s about thyme you learned.
Dammit, k@!
*shakes fist*
Mwahahahahahahahahaha
*pulls switch on evil experiment*
*lightning crackles through the room*
Look! It’s moving! It’s alive!
Now I know what it feels like to be God!
Creating life?
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Don’t sperm/ova do that daily?
Only if they really, really like each other.
u m8 all the girlz go crzy dude
*screamslouder*
That’s. Just. So. Wrong.
*boopsAEondanoseyalittlebit*
*sniffs*
What does it smell like?
Potato and… something else…
….chocolate and vanilla pudding?
*waggles eyebrows*
Gotta love parenting fails.
You do?
Someone has to.
Might as well be risu.
I am all for it.
he, ihr da ohm, macht doch watt ihr volt!!!
but…
i like the smell of toasted kids in the morning. smells like…victory! XDD
*snickers*
Nicht schlecht!
This title is a Fail. Grounding the kids would kill them in case of an electrical breach. Then again maybe that wouldn’t be much a fail.
Yes but they are other peoples annoying children, and judging by where they are sitting, the parent are prolly not well endowed in the brains department.
I hope they are grounded.
~I am so thankful for people who haz the smartz in the brainz. Thank you Slylock. I am going to apply at the same university from which you’ve graduated with honors.~
No prob. Though, I hear they aren’t accepting any more applications at FU.
~I am heartbroken!!! I will keep trying. I want to be all smart just like you when I grow up.~
Poor little Leila, knowing she was dumb, attended FU to be smarter than you. But in the end, she left because she sucked in many different ways. To this day, she remains dumb but is now full of frat cum.
I think this one flows a little better…
Poor little Leila, knowing she was dumb, attended FU to be smarter than you. But in the end, she left, sucking in more than one way. And to this day, her brain remains numb but she is now full of fraternal cum.
I think this one is a marked improvement…
Poor little Leila, knowing she was dumb, attended FU to be smarter than you. But in the end, she ran tearfully away, sucking in more than one way. Poor little Leila, her brain remains numb and though she’ll deny it, she is now full of fraternal cum.
For a person claiming to be smart you surely need many attempts to get a simple insult right.
For a person claiming that another person has claimed to be smart… you sure know how to fail hard. Re-read the sentence where I claimed to be smart… Did you read it? Maybe you aught to look again… Find it? Oh wait. Thats right I didn’t say that and your a dumb@zz.
My bad. You indeed never disputed that you’re an idiot. Sorry for that.
I think he/she needs a few more tries. They all suck.
Maybe they aught [sic] to?
aught – ought… oops you got me. You must’ve traded your guns for a dictionary. Way to tear me down though. And if you haven’t finished the series… in the end the gunslinger starts back in the desert all over again. Hope I didn’t spoil anything “honky muh fuh”.
And here I was thinking I was nice to you by not mentioning the possesive “your”.
Come on man! Complete sentences please.
Arthur’s talking about when you say, “Thats right I didn’t say that and your a dumb@zz.”
“Your” is possessive.
“You’re” is a contraction for “you are.”
Are my sentences complete enough for you?
Thanks for putting some clarity on the situation. That sure was a head scratcher. And to answer yore question, your sentences are definitely complete enough. Wouldn’t want to cheat a sentence out of a subject or verb.
Yeah, there’s no coherent rhyme scheme or form to any of these. It needs to be more like this:
When Slylock encounters women
He’s always nervous and afraid.
He has no manners or self-control
Which is why he will never get laid.
Class dismissed.
WOOOOO-HOOOOO! ENCORE! ENCORE!
*GOLF CRAPS*
Thank you, thank you!
*tries to bow*
*remembers that he’s an invertebrate fungus*
*hops up and down instead*
You don’t want to bow anyway. Judy got a new toy yesterday.
NEW TOY?
Yesterday afternoon’s bonus fail. The “gum massager” finger.
:BLARG:
Always looking out for me Ms B!
*squeeeeeze*
*squeeze*
Just tryin’ to save the good guys from the horror.
It’s safer not to bow on Failblog, anyway. Trust me. Much safer. Especially if Judy’s around.
Well done. Let me try…
A mild mannered mushy monster sucks a dick.
How’d I do?
*THWACK*
*THWACKED*
*offers LGB the use of her personalized pink sparkly bat to use on the troll*
THANKS, GRACIE, BUT I WOULDN’T WANT TO GET ANY OF HIS SLIME TO GET ON YOUR PRETTY BAT. HE’S NOT LONG FOR THE BLOG ANYWAY ^^^^.
Why thank you LGB
And as for you Slylock, I really think you can do better. Try to think of words that rhyme with dick and come up with some more lines. Here lemme show ya:
There’s this guy I know named Slylock
whose head is alarmingly thick.
His jokes are not clever or funny.
No surprise he’s an insecure prick.
So you’d say you know me? I didn’t think we were at that level in our relationship. Wanna come over and write some prose with me?
Hickory Dickory Dock,
I think something’s wrong with Slylock
His dick’s too small
His mouth’s too big
And the boy wants to fight
But is built like a twig?
So words he uses
Behind an avatar he hides
But English he abuses
And washes away with E-tides
He won’t get any sex
Unless in anonymous texts
But soon they will want a ransom
For slylock will meet Chris Hansen
I will end on this note
If you are ever so worthy
Go jump off a boat
And suffer from scurvy…
And that one is from the heart.
*GOLF CRAPS*
Thank you
So Fu is your alma mater. I thought so. I can recognize an old FU from a mile away.
*squeezysweetiecoyote*
*smoochonacheek*
Me, too!
Morning to you too!
I know Kung Fu.
But do you have expert timing?
Yes. It’s a little bit frightening.
OH, NOES! NAO I HAS A SCARED!
Better run away fast as lightening.
I hope they’re kept well insulated, not grounded
slylock bet me to it.
I bet he does bleed when you cut him.
What happens when you shock him?
Does he not fry?
Should we try then later cry?
Let’s hope he is not too spry.
May I ask why? I don’t mean to pry.
Here’s my reply. I can’t deny that I don’t know why.
Why do you lie?
*sigh*
Something’s gone awry.
My pun run well runneth dry.
No, Scotty’s just being sly. He doesn’t let anything get by.
*squeezesLeiLei*
Is that what you thought I was trying to imply?
*rofles @ LeiLei*
You are very sly.
My ride is here. Time to fly.
Bye all.
Someone’s not having grandchildren…
If they’re not grounded, they will be!
those kids are about to go back… to the future
Aww, sweet! Look at their little eyes light up!
This is about as dangerous as touching your fuse box cover in your house.
Failblog failed. It’s safe to sit on there unless you are grounded. Being ungrounded is GOOD.
“I hope they’re grounded”
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard at a pun.
This is a Fail blog fail. Why would we hope they are grounded? To provide a current path through the kids?
Actually, that’s a spider box. They’re used often at fairs, festivals and carnivals. The kids are safe where they’re at as long as they don’t react up into the box and pull out a cord.
Resistance is futile. We will be electrocuted.
Seems like they’re running on gas,,
I’m sorry, but the title of the picture is a FAIL too. If they’re grounded the current will flow faster through them. If you are not grounded that means tha you are a hard way to get through for the electric current, but if you’re grounded the current will use you as a bridge to get the lower potential surface. That’s the reason I think this tittle is a fail too. I’m not used to write in english, so please excuse me.
yeah, that’s kinda the point, I think.
Yeah, he wants to make sure the next generation is just a little bit smaller!