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How is this a fail? This could well be the new trend, and by the way, you have any idea how comfy those are. I’m wearing one right now! With matching underwear!
<3
you forgot to say “FIRST!”
omg, this is no armor, this is spaghetti rings xD
Reply fail.
Doesn’t look like spaghetti and wtf is a spaghetti ring?
Spaghetti-Os!
This is RAM MAN off the He-Man cartoon. Regarding Spaghetti O’s versus Rings, in the U.K. we call them spaghetti HOOPS.
That is all.
lol good one he does look like Ram Man. All he needs is a big 2 headed axe
ooh, Ram Man. And here I thought you were making a bad spaghetti/raman joke
Yeah, amazing. An actual, real live funny first comment. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
It probably means the end is near and this guy is wearing an appropriate outfit.
It’s the latest in dwarven fashion and it does not chafe!
But only on Jules
The only thing to be seen wearing at a foot-the-ball match.
And it doesn’t chafe!
Yours for the low low price of 10$ and that’s cutting me own throat!
Ook.
This is not micromail. I suspect this stuff will chafe.
The reason he’s not wearing the pants is cos they would chafe his Jules, his Nutt’s, & his Pepe.
I am guess this fellow needs (No Chafing) at all.. lol
~Pct3ch~
I hope Hex can do the math on this.
You can’t fail him! He’s in the mustache union.
i agree, this is actually a win.
REEEEEEEETARD
I have one on myself.. Nothing beats being able to free-ball.. Whoa wait! Your free-ballin too right? Right? lol ~Pct3ch~
Looks like the prince of my dreams!
In these dreams… are you falling off a tall building?
XD
As there is no comments yet, I wish to express how wonderful it is to be first to comment.
Furthermore, I find this picture funny, but not hilarious.
You fail!
(ooops)
How unthoughtful of me to not spew out the word first in a desperate attempt to in fact be the first to comment, and instead carefully choose my words.
You could have had the world man, but you were too slow. A whole minute too slow.
If you’re just picking on him being fat, I’d suggest that if you as a knight were to meet him as a knight, he’d kick your ass.
… dude, as a knight he’d kill his horse. Instantly.
I’ll bet that beneath that chainmail coif lies a sweet sweet rat tail!
Or mullet…. My money is on rat tail.
I’m gonna go with mullet. Matches the mustache better.
I’m going to go with rat tail, because this guy dosn’t care if anything matches except for his chainmail head and chest.
OTOH, he probably practices medieval swordfighting. Y’know, with 30-pounds swords and the like.
Wouldn’t tease him to much.
By the looks of his arms I would say Nerf swords at best.
30 lbs? highly unlikely. Even the largest of practical swords rarely break past 9… If anyone uses a 30lb sword and thinks that’s a normal sword weight is weeaboo… a strong, muscular, scary weeaboo…
Nah, ill fitting chainmail is not the preferred armor of real swordfighting reenactors…wouldn’t do much on it’s own to protect ya. I’m just trying to figure out if I know this guy. BTW if you’re any good a coif only takes a weekend, not a semester.
lol he would eat his horse
Looks like Thurman Murman from “Bad Santa” all grown up. Shouldn’t he be offering us all sandwiches?
safety equip for sumo ringers?
Wrecking Ball Man!
therefore he needs a bungee rope
to floss with
Honestly, Failblog really gets worse every day. Where are the real fails?
Come on, fat people and the like, we get it, they sometimes fail hard, but it’s rarely spectacular and even more rarely really WTF-funny… I want more proper fails again!
Failblog was never that funny to begin with, it just wears thin after a while. Also, in the olden days they had a large pool of material to steal from other websites. ALSO, they run like 500 other sites just as unfunny as this one, so they’re busy.
Well, it could be like the days when Failblog was basically a blog for posting pictures of W, Cheney, or pictures of soldiers with kittens.
Well, they still post pictures of soldiers with kittens, but that never gets old.
It’s not really a knight, it’s just that he eclipses the sun.
I’m in the process to replying to everything. I’m obsessive-compulsive. I find your post to be sickening but funny.
THE MOON LEADS ME!
I CAN TURN DARKNESS…
INTO HALLOWED LIGHT!
to, my friend can not
make an adequate haiku
it seems like you fail
That’s no moon…
That’s yo Mama!
Well, it certainly looks like his virginity shall remain safe from the roving gangs of 18 Charisma Female Elven Clerics that seek to deflower chubby male human fighters.
That’s kind of hot man.
None shall pass!
it’s just a flesh
woundover-abundancehe’ll eat your kneecaps with a bit-o tomato garnish! nomnomnomnom
the lady of the lake
her bossom clad in the finest……dressing
held aloft excali…….nomnomnom
And what else floats?
A DUCK!! In a lovely orange sauce…. nomnomnomnomnomnom
I seek the holy grail!
LOL Oh lardy lardy larp, what is the world coming to?
18th!
I think this guy ate Rihanna…
he forgot to eat her stupid face
no reference to your name I promise
he looks so cute! especially the bingo-wings
i like the japanese crest stuff in the background, oh and i wonder how many chains they had to mail to make that lol
Mail?! What nonsense! The chains were brought from Damascus by a trade caravan.
not another chain male
At least he doesn’t seem to be Nigerian…
if you forward it to five people he appears behind you and impregnates your pets
Gotta try it.
he didn’t fall for my dog suit
LOL!!
I just spat my cake out.
woo hoo!
been a while!
*squeeze*
round knight of the round table
mmm, needs a moat. we will use sweat. run in a circle with a twinky
TGMTRFH
en lard!
Submitter fail.
Indeed.
Heavy mail of fatness – adds +1 to defence, minus -100 to charisma
+100 defense against women
+10% cold resistance
+100% chafe resistance.
-100% to dodge
If this were three centuries back he’d have to be rich to be that fat, and women would be chaseing him…. just sayin’ is all.
Oh, come on. So the guy is fat. So what. Just being fat isn’t a big enough fail to be funny. Now, if he were wearing a chain mail BIKINI, that would be different…
bit of a fatish eh?
What’s wrong with chain mail bikinis anyway?
*adjusts*
HAHAHA!
I find they’re a bit clangy
True. It’s also a little uncomfortable if my nipples accidentally get pierced by the rings. But hey, anything to make me look sexy, eh?
Clang tenaciously to my buttocks!
*Hopes to not have to admit to some of the contents of her wardrobe*
*places k@ in a tiny dark room*
*places blinding bright lamp in front of her*
*slowly places gun on desk*
*observes k@ for five minutes without saying a word*
See girl, you know you will talk. Sooner or later, they ALL talk. Spare us the more uncomfortable part of this and talk now.
Eeeeep
*sweats*
I may have a chain mail bikini, and plate steel panties from my youth……but but, I don’t wear them anymore.
steel panties? dont see anyone wanting u to wear that, besides ur dad
Well, if he made the chainmail by hand – then it ain’t much of a fail. My roommate made a chainmail coif, took him almost an entire semester.
Where did he find the time between the D&D games and LAN parties?
…Well, if he’s anything like my friends in college, during metal work.
Well if you think about it historically- a guy like that probably would have been ordering the knights around-all the leaders/royalty were all fat because that meant they actually had enough to eat. Maybe this guy just got demoted to knight.
THANK YOU!
Persionaly I’m not real big on heavy guys (haha pun) but I didn’t see anything fail about this.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Cheeto…
thats JP from OCC …
on his way to meet his Daddy..;-)
No padded jack, no sleeves, no plate on his arms.
If he ever got into a real fight he would be armless at best.
It’s just a flesh wound!
You’re a looney!
I think there is a lot of metal in the mail!?
Pull tab Chain mail WIN!
Anyone else think Sir Cheeto is kind of a cool name?
hahahahano
This is a WIN for this incredible Girdle!
night rpg…disturbing he could be called sir. cheetodew lolol
my bad knight rpg
put him in a microwave and nickname him sparky
You must have one giant microwave!
Wow, umm, so slow day over at failblog HQ, then?
EPIC FAIL
Chain Fail
Darn, you beat me to it!
I see nothing funny, a strong and noble Knight
I agree. Failblog fail. Nothing fail here. That guy is just having fun with his chainmail.
If you think that is a “fail” then you’re a sad stupid pathetic excuse of humanity, and in fact, anyone who sees fail in this, is fail.
I, too, do not see the fail. If this is just making fun of a fat person, then shame on Fail Blog.
are you being sarcastic?
Sir pudge-a-lot of the knights of the roundtable pizza
aaaaaaannndddd……the number of comments goes to 102…..nuthin else to say…..
OMG it’s my exhusband!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s a little tight across the chest
This guy is awesome. Clearly this is a work of art and painstaking craft. Plus, all the activities mentioned above refer to some sort of activity involving friends. (DnD, LARP, LAN parties, etc.)
This is just a big guy bein’ awesome. And yes, he could probably kick all of our asses.
For more big, ass-kicking guys in funny outfits, turn on your TV this Sunday. Some sort of dish convention. What’s it called? Megaplate? Tureen-a-thon? Or something about a bowl…
Agreed. Creating chainmail is an impressive effort.
No one cares about your ass-licking mega bowl convention.
Also, chain mail paterns can make the cutest braclets and necklaces… what girlfriend wouldn’t want a hand made silver braclet?!
I’ve got a chain mail choker my husband made me and get compliments on it all the time. ^^
I see no fail here. Actually, it’s a good WIN.
Fail blog is a FAIL in the ICHC family =/ lots of fakes and attention whores.
Am I the only one that think the sword would just bounce off the guy without the chain male is anybody took a swing at him?
Isn’t that Bennett from the movie Commando? Man, he’s really let himself go.
This is actually cool. It must take a while to get into though. Perhaps he’s a medieval re-enactment enthusiast?
nice one… and he is looking like warior
Uh…It’s a fat dude modeling some (very nice) chain mail. Not seeing the fail here.
I have the strangest feeling that I’m the only one who gets the title.
ARE THERE ANY HOT CHICKS THERE?
If there are, I wanna DO THEM!
Dang, you all beat me to it.
But, have you ever heard “Part 2″ of the Dead Alewives “Dungeons & Dragons skit? While the first one is funny, the second is just plain creepy.
Chain Mail!
Chain Fail!
okay, as a guy who used to do chainmail, I have to call this guy “win” if he’s the one who made it. That is a meticulous, tedious craft, even with pop tabs. That and the sheer size he had to make it, this guy has some guts…
That’s a whole lotta chain mail
Face seems kind of flat. Sure it isn’t Photoshopped?
He’s hot!
Sir Asseth of Hole?
that is a comforter behind him. i know because i keep one just like it in my car…
And all I’m thinking is how awesome his armor rating is right now.
Awesome title!
Wow. If that’s real maille, I hope Sir C paid for the maker’s carpal tunnel treatments after.
worst. costume. ever.
Paul Blart!! Is that you??!!
Thou Donut SHALL NOT PASS!
Lady Gaga Imitation Fail????
Is it just me or does his face look photoshopped?
what would the postage be to mail that??
Chainmail??? World Of Warcraft Geek FAIL
spin cycle in the wash machine FAIL lol
More like a WIN in my eyes.
Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew, I decree you WIN.
Surely, brave Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew hath not the strength to joust, after giving Sir Loin of Beef such a thrashing!
Shiny Happy People
Chain Fail!!!
OMG LONNIE?!?!?!?! I THINK I KNOW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh….. now, i’m ashamed to say it…
He’ll save us from the dreaded Couch Dragon!
but it dunt protekt u frum cheezburgers..
Failmail +2
100% Sex Resistance
Jessica Simpson, I thought you weren’t going to talk about John Mayer any more!!!
I love the title
Allright men Ru… Wait for it, Wait for it…….Run Away, Run Away…..
ROFL, thats me… The very fail picture is me showing this in the middle of a tutorial on how to make these shirts, along with coifs, and other maille items. lol all ya want, they sell finished for about $2k.
Take a look at my sight for info on how to make them.
Dragonmaster….. I love you!!!! Had to laugh when I saw this on here though
he is a chinese warrior just look at the background