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power to the church !
Jesus Christ, such blasphemy!
HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did he see it? Did he see it?
nope. too much fur and fatness.
Power to Dusyt!!! He’s my hero now. God and beer all at once.
Thank god im an atheist!
Really? hahaha FAIL!
Who is this “im,” Jim?
*pours out bottle of altar wine on mink carpet* for my boy Jesus
“Thank God I’m an atheist”
I suppose you thank Vishnu that you aren’t Hindu as well?
Oh, and I took the liberty of correcting your atrocious grammatical errors, all three of them. Free of charge, too.
Power to your mom.
power to the small massive
There’s a chance of 1,000+ comments on this one.
*stocks up on attack bread*
*starts boiling tar and plucking chickens*
*prepares for troll apocalypse*
*reads Schopenhauer’s Über die Freiheit des menschlichen Willens in preparation*
*Polishes bat and stocks up on fresh water*
*starts baking cake for the break room*
*buys rhubarb extract, rhubarb powder, and rhubarbs for cake*
*plants rhubarb*
Chance… We can.
It seems the Troll attack has been averted with only about 200 posts at the time of posting.
Prediction fail!
Now I understand the wedding outfits from the other day. They go to the first church!
The pimptarians?
Yes, much more out-going than the First United Pimps.
Not to mention the Church of Pimptology. Those folks are crazy!
The monay stack adds so much class.
monay is pimp talk.
…money is what you get with a good education
or guns, drugs n hoes
fire hose?…..firemen?
*dials 3333*
Oh! Firemen?! Where?
*freshens lipstick*
On their way……look distressed!
*hold lighter fluid* Soooo, y’all don’t want the realistic effect? I guess we could use makeup and acting…
Come ye all to the Church of the Virgin Mary’s Unpimped Conception!
And so begins the age old problem with religions. All the break downs and divisions. One church celebrates the Pimp Hand, another getting Crunked. *shakes head*
Sorry, I have a bake sale at the Lord of Pimpin’ Love Lutheran Church.
Them’s sum phat brownies, dog.
there is no such thing as light skinned black people. its an oxymoron
Why would you mention that?
because there’s no such thing as a dark skinned white
You should see me in the summer!
but pls cover ur face
Yes, but stand em in a line and some of them are more light than others, leading one to believe that there is no such thing as an idiot; it’s just a misinformed individual.
I’ve never gone missionary with a Lutheran before. Time to live fast and die young!
My first two were Lutherans. You’re not missing much.
Regular church-going appears to do that to people (similar experiences). Give me a sinner anytime.
*passes Cheney*
What? You asked for one!
*adds ‘female’ before ‘sinner’*
*flees from shotgun-toting Cheney*
*passes Hilary Clinton*
I really don’t want to know what your going to do with it
*shudders and rips eyes out*
It appears our definitions of ‘female’ do not coincide….
Why not? Is your an “over” whilst his is an “under”?
*Passes evil son Bush*
That is ”slang ignorance fail”. ”Church”, is a slang term used to express agreement, comparable to ”amen”.
You are, of course, correct. Failblog fail right here.
What is a good explanation for “pimpette”?
Misspelled lab equipment.
Very small pimples.
A dyslexic dressmakers labrador?
um… a woman pimping men? just like ‘dudette’ is a cool woman?
+1. Failblog editor fail.
Sounds like more a slang fail. Church? Honestly? In what community is this slang used? It can’t be in common use.
Yeah, church to that Janet.
A pimp community- There is a DVD documentary on pimps (the title escapes me), and one renowned christian pimp and his adherents use the word church as an interjection meaning ‘righteous’ or “that’s right’. Examples:
You gotta make that money- CHURCH!
You gotta praise the lawd- CHURCH!
I’m not making this up…
Sigh……your anecdote is amusing but no.
“Church” is often used in the black community to mean that you are dressed up. Turned out. Ready for “Church”
Hence, the sign in this case is similar to the phrase “dress to impress” as many pimps whether real or wannabe’ do. It is an instruction to those who want to attend whatever event (likely a club night) to dress nicely or be turned away.
Case closed Whitebread. I’m out
I’m glad someone noticed that.
No, I’m pretty sure they added “Church!” to make the rest of the images okay. Seriously, I think some second-rate graffiti artist was spraying the dice, the cup, and the money, and then someone said “Um, that’s not the message we want” so he added “Church!” on top. See how it barely fits on top?
church and saloon is a win imo.
It’s a matter of efficiency. Use the same wine glass, wash the dishes only once.
I agree, a good idea from someone who can’t spell his own name.
Unless he really is called ‘Dusyt’.
I think he may have been hitting that communion wine a bit hard.
God I’m bored.
Try a missionary.
Eating while bored is not recommended by most nutritionists.
*Stops getting cooking pot ready*
*slinks off*
But eating cures boredness, its a win win for my mind & my stomach.
He bored himself with a drill so he’d be more hole-y.
I will bet you a ten et hurt!
I’m bored of the missionary position. Is there something I can do in the cleric’s office?
I do not recommend any adventures with the potato. It has been used before.
lying down on the job eh?
I was also bored with the missionary position, that’s why I went doggie style.
That comment must be followed by an obligatory *woof!
monopoly?
You sunk my battleship!
Sorry!
BINGO!
I don’t have a Clue about what to put for this pun run.
Use your cranium!
That’s taboo.
No, you are Aja.
I am bored.
I go to that church… I’m a proud Smack-a-hoe-theist.
Do you pull your own finger and smell your own product?
saving the lost at a cost
We poke, you pay?
We pray, you pay.
potato plug and prey
Holy crap.!
You had a perfect rhyming opportunity, but didnt spam your groundhog day?
I pray you’ll pay for the next round.
Sigh… rednecks
Scoff… city slickers
Rednecks > everyone else.
Poor old Dusty can’t even spell his/her own name.
Finally someone noticed!
I agree, the missionary position is boring!
If I donate to the church and saloon can I then right that off as a tax deduction?
yes, but God will punish you for it
Ask for forgiveness – done!
you want fries with that?
Yes. Now.
Gimmegimmegimme.
Forgiveness, no onions, with fries. Coming up!
*steals the No. 7 combo*
*stuck down by the Wrath of God*
*safety*
Le’s'see…I would take a medium Holy Water with my “Last Supper Special” combo meal.
…and those who laughed at that are going to Hell! XD
No, but you left behind your spelling.
Oh dear sweet Pimp Daddy, please can you send me some ho’s lest my pimp hand becomes weak
Happy Groundhog Day!
Hope that thing fails to see it’s shadow!
*checks*
Crap, the thing did see its shadow, and I put it’s instead of its.
Dang, well back my burrow!
Heathen witch magic! Burn the witch! May you burn in hell for your heathen witch magic sins.
Go to “Women of Hawtness” and spot at least two regulars from FB.
Que? At work! ‘splain?
Can’t.
The fisrt two are pu$$ies!
Hey, some of us like to get around.
‘K. *looks dejected*
I know exactly where that last picture was taken- it’s down in Chicago, I’ve seen it. It’s even creepier in real life.
Yes! You were there! Scary, right??
The Pimp Church is a failblog fail! Snoop Dogg has always said “church” after many things he says – slang for “amen”. That’s one to grow on…
I’m so glad someone else knew this.
But always cite your claims:
(1:40)
Sounds more like a Snoop Dogg fail to me.
I think it is a fail in tying these three things together. The last two go together, but the first one is exactly like you said, a Snoop Dogg fail.
I seriously doubt that was the intended meaning here. Did I mention this was a *community* event? For kids? And if “Church!” was used to mean agreement on this banner, that’s even sicker.
Dusyt’s does the Eucharist like no other church!
“Blood of Christ…with a .666 BAC !”
I can’t wait to go to DUSTY…err, I mean….DUSYT’S!!!!
combo win if you ask me.
Let me spit this shit right quick:
If you got a love for Jesus,
You should come right down and see us,
From the dice games to the pimpin’,
Come and see what you be missin’,
Don’t matter if you’re white or black,
praise the Lord cause he’s come back,
Raise your pimp glass to the sky,
To Christ Almighty from on high!
My pimpin glassy got me real high.
Spoke to jesus in the sky.
Offered my soul for a big mac.
The world was swirling from colours to black.
So have a try & see what you been missin.
I’d even recommend it to the stupid christians.
Just get real high & come to see us.
Have a bong with me & jesus.
I wish this wasn’t a fail. The image of a group of people praising God while drinking beer is appealing to me.
Leonard Church
“Fear my laser face!”
Its “The Church”, not a normal church, the biggest pimp association in america.
this is so getto
Hey, if it works don’t knock it eh?
I approve!
It’s 1414 all over again, fo’ shizzle ma nizzle!
That last one’s not a fail! “Church and Saloon” is the only way you’ll get me into a church!
Failblog fail… everyone knows what “church” means in this context.
That last one is a win, not a fail.
Quagmire’s new religion. Giggity!
Ummm… I’m pretty sure that the middle picture is actually a win… seeing as I know that it was intentional!
I think Dusty’s Church and Saloon is a win.
Beer win
Okay, I’m the one who sent in the Church Pimp banner, and I thought you might like some background. This was at a big community event on the southwest side of Chicago. The banner was a backdrop for photos…little boys would pose by “pimp” and little girls would pose by “pimpette.” What I just love is how they took these icons of gang life and crime and tried to legitimize them by adding “Church!” on top. Talk about mixed messages. FAIL!
The second one is by Ghetto Dog in Chicago on 31st, correct?
I do mean the third one. Second one didn’t load, so I didn’t see it.
that might not actually be religion related…”church” is also a slang term…hence the pimp and pimpette…its still a fail…just not a religious one
Really?
That IS a fail. Damn. Then again, I do like that one word means multiple different things in different hoods. Might get a man in trouble in ESL though. Thanks for the backstory C
churchsigngenerator.com? How can you still fall for this???
…Am I the only one who doesn’t see anything fail with the middle one?
I go to an ELCA church. I bet that the person who put the sign up was completely aware of what he did. And for that, I say this is win.
The first one has nothing to do with an actual church. It’s just slang. Like if someone were to come up to you and say “Pimping is the good life.” If you agreed, you’d say “Church!” It’s the same as “Preach it!” Just slang..
Wait, “Church” is just a saying. Its an informal way to say you agree or comply. Just ask Pimp Don Magic Juan. He says it all the time. Hence the pimp cup in the first picture.
“This is embarrassing but I ended up at a place called Dusty’s instead. It was this little crap shack in a trailer park… I’m just glad I made it here finally. Where’s Dusyt?”
The 3rd one sounds like fun.
All of you who thought the first one was actually talking about a church are idiots.
Failblogging can be easy when your audience is so eager that they’ll supplement your shortcomings!
yea exactly he first one has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with actual church or any type of religion it means something completely different….cultural #fail
FAIL at the church pimp spray paint job…how does everything cast a shadow except for the grail?
I’ve only ever been to church twice. The first time they tried to drown me. Second time they married me to a crazy woman. but I might give the saloon church a try!
I work at the second church.
Swear. Keyboardist/organist.
My boss put up that sign and I was like “YOU’RE SUCH AN IDIOT, ARE YOU FOR REAL?!” …. then I had to explain what was wrong with it to him.
So embarrassing.
in So. Sioux City Nebraska, by the way!