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Awww, a few seconds too early.
Currently 7:31p here (4:31 on west coast USA) and I’m like the 6th commenter… my oh my. You people need to find some hobbies.
rofl das ist genau das was ich von amerikanern erwarte:
Hey, bei mir ists 4:31, ich poste irgendwo wo schon paar spinner gepostet haben, ergo hat jede restliche person auf diesem planeten keine hobbys…
verdammt ihr amis, die welt besteht nicht nur aus euch, seht mal übern großen teich. und sowieso… was isn mit den amis die überall im krieg sind? im iran ist es 4:41, im irak, 3:41 und in afghanistan 5:41….
ps: learn german, arschgeige
ach scheiss dir ins hemd, bro.
abgefukter noob, el zomgo
ich will auch mal trollen… menno -.-
Sold
ich mich dia van de gote fin.
trollen gote hemd hammond ichi ni san go achoy!
machn kopp zu, bin nich dein bro. clown
why i can use google translate
ps: ass violin wtf does that mean i have some good souding farts?
…coming out of your mouth…
Ich denke die meisten Leute hatten ein Übersetzer benutzten
Sie werden Menschen wirklich dumm dazu. Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch!
Sie denken?
No, most people actually wrote in real german.
adam fail – what about your hobbies?, el zomgo win!
ps: ja, ich kann deutsch
Ich habe eine Hose!
Ich hab keine unterhosen aan
Meh well it is 2:07pm on the 2nd of February here and I don’t know what number I am but it doesn’t really matter
aha its 11:09 now
this is their hobby
Some people really haven’t quite got over the war yet haven’t they, we’re a neighboring country and even we aren’t angry anymore
2nd?
*buzzer sound* Sorry that’s incorrect!
lol noob HAHAHAHA GET IT CUZ HIS NAME IS NOOB! AHAHAHAHA….. sorry i fail
Dear diary
I sold the superbowl tickets a week ago. Now that the superbowl has ended and all my friends with tickets are talking about how epic it was, I would trade my left nut to be able to have saw it. Oh wait…..
“to be able to have saw it”???
What?!!?? You sawed your nuticle??
He means he would trade his left nut to be able to have SAW the SUPERBOWL.
Omg rofl
What??? I’m not first???
Holy Shit
By the way, you’re also not cool. Sorry.
You’re not sorry.
If he stayed cool, he wouldn’t need a replacement testicle.
He’s (the testicle seller, not Scott) is a nut job.
You’ve got a lot of balls saying that about him.
Now don’t get testi.
Hehehe.
Like seriously guys. I come on here a second after it is posted by chance, see no failures in communication, decide to comment, I comment, and 6 other people saying FIRST commented before me. I spent like what, 6 seconds typing that message….
2 people posted in the time that it took me to type the comment replying to the rediciouless ammount of people commenting in the time it takes to type a comment. So this is a comment about people commenting during a comment about people commenting about commenting….Time paradoxes hurt my brain!
reply to first then second then third to hold your spot.Lol
time writing that down…..pointless
People are wierd.
ehem…you spelled wired wrong.
I know right? These people and there wired-ness…. Jeeze…
Next you’ll see weird people on this site…
Then wont we all be screwed
Football is stupid. Death is more fun
What about the period?
It sucks. Cramps and bleeding and discomfort. Hate it.
Is that finger from the prior fail of any use?
i doubt it would help much.
probably make the situation worse
No perverts. Just to be clear.
so ur not allowed to go then?
Damn.
Trade Win.
After the trade, the buyer asks the guy who traded his left nut “would you like to stay for dinner?” to which the nut trader replied “Why yes, thank you. ” After dinner, the man who traded his nut asked what that delicious meal was, to which the reply was “It was a meatloaf with a mixed nut and honey glaze.”
LMFAO ROFL LOL OMG LOL ROFL LMFAO
ok.. wasn’t THAT funny…
dude its not that funny and the PSN sucks GTFO!
I request that the picture from my Craigslist please be taken down from the site, I was not asked if i wanted it to be shown on Failblog, if i have to contact someone by phone or email, pelase direct me to the proper place, but i want this taken down form the site.
let me point that out:
1. you posted some stupid shit on cl, wich already let the whole world laugh at you
2. apperently your post there seems to be serious
3. you request, that something gets deleted from fb, in the comment form, so you need more laughter
4. goddamn apperently it seems that you want to trade organs for some other stupid shit nobody needs (at least not as much as organs)
so let me propose another deal for you:
you get a half day ticket for disneyland + a six pack beer for your lungs and liver….
Definitely a Win here, not a fail. Well – might be a fail on the reply to Stanley Von Snipps…Nice name!
von snipp snipp
no, just too funny
Stanley, i need a leg (or two, if you’re generous!) what do you want as exchange? A beans can? Salami? 10 Tacos? Newspaper discounts?
Hurry plz
He will accept used poop. In a cup.
why not be like a car trade or something????
Additional information…. There’s too much already I think.
Definitely NOT a Fail here–this is hilarious!
it would be funny if in a follow up if he went off to the army and lost his right nut in a military accident
“No perverts!!”
*snork!*
Does he really mean testis?
…
High capacity?
Rosey Palmer thinks so.
This made me laugh much too hard to be a fail. We need more humor like this on Craig’s list.
seriously,No perverts, cause you can never be to safe who you give your nuts to.
Well, there’s one positive thing in this:
At least he would be halfway to a Darwin award.
I’d buy him the tickets myself, if he sells me his second one next year.
I’d even put up a ad, saying: “Trading Super Bowl tickets… for your last testicle! VIP lounge. But you *got* to only have one left! Call now, …and give the world a smile!”
The ‘No Perverts’ clause just excluded the entire target customer base.
But it didn’t say “No psychopathic serial killers” or “No cannibals”…So by excluding perverts he didn’t exclude the ENTIRE target customer base.
You do have a point there.
And he didn’t specify what type of perverts.
I mean, a necrophilliacs still included in this sale?
This isn’t a fail. This isn’t a fail at all!
I’m flummoxed, to be honest. I’ve never seen anything on failblog other than fails. No person would be so retarded as to simply take something that is funny and slap the word FAIL on it, and think it actually constitutes a fail.
My word…
Its a fail when you are trading any portion of ur body for superbowl tickets…unless ur some type of freak (which you may be).
Would it be a fail if a woman advertised an ovary in exchange for tickets?
Um, yes. Ovaries may not be visible externally, but they’re kind of important if a woman wants to reproduce.
Ahh but if she traded her ovary, like this guy is willing to trade his testicle, we would have less stupid people in the world.
i’m pretty sure it’s just a joke win, guys.
Why do people post obvious (and funny) jokes as “fails?” Whoever didn’t get this and posted it as a “fail” fails. This is a win!
Word
Bird is the word
That is one dedicated football fan
or 1 dedicated troll
The worst part of it is this is being offered by a girl. The owner of said testicle? Her ex boyfriend.
it is? it doesnt say its offered by a girl
Doesn’t say it’s by a boy either. But the more disturbing part is they don’t seem to be speaking of it like an owner. Just saying.
*goes out and gets one*
LMFAO the “results may vary” part killed me xD
over 900th!?
But whats he gonna trade for next years ticket?
maybe gf since he wouldn’t have much left to use…..
He has also lots of imitation crab meat in the freezer.
I absolutely hate when people use @ to mean “about.”
So, is this guy saying he had his first kid about 3 years after his testicles dropped? 18 to go into military right? Says the item has only been out of storage for 22 years and has two kids in the military.
well testicles descend before birth anyway…. so he’s stupid
really….why couldn’t u trade ur car or house for tickets???
High capacity?…..sounds like it can take a load
Nein! Nein! Nein!
Total Fail!
Certainly a hazardous trade.
Someone should tell that poor Packers fan they didn’t make it.
I bet he’s going to have a ball!
If one is trading his left testicle, how does he go about doing it? Safely and efficiently (ie in the hospital with a doctor doing the surgery.) or does he grab a blade of some sort and starts doing it himself? I imagine the lure of these tickets are so great that he would probably do it right then and there. Which wouldn’t be beneficial for the person receiving the said testicle because how is he suppose to attach the disfigured appendage? If it were me, I would demand a refund.
I don’t think he got the “balls” to do this.
Only in Miami.
I bet last year he sold the other nut.
Why is this a fail?
It’s clearly a joke…
Didn’t realize Favre wanted to go to the Superbowl this badly.
Well it’s a good thing his testicle can product the Ayran posterchild if need be. O_o
*produce
Great! I’ve always wanted a testicle!
AHAHHAHA I remember watching something about this xD WOW for a superbowl ticket xDD
1ST POST FTW!!!………..owait
He doesn’t have the *balls* to do it.