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Well, he’s obviously way too skinny. I mean, he’s not even SKIN and bones. She had him on just to make a point that you CAN be too thin.
Is that Skeletor?
I have the power!!!!
Of Greyskull?
Oh yeah He(da)Man
She raahs all the time!
She Rants constantly?
She Ra’s for him.
Constant battle, catching up with him!
You’d think Evil-Lyn would be something for him.
I guess Ann Coulter won’t be working there.
…and they call me a drama queen!
You don’t have to pick up the phone.
If she doesn’t, who will?
Skeletor The guy in the picture?
Don’t thwack the suggestion guy.
(my !magination is limited on mondays…)
And I want a million dollars. Sometimes you just don’t get what you want.
I want a mansion on an island.
Oooh! Can I come visit?
Absolutely!!!
Lovin’ the new look Leila. Shibby.
I agree, love the look Leila. Does it mean you’re bringing the King Cake?
Thank you. Thank you.
I could bring the king cake but I reserve the right to hide something else than the baby in it.
Ummmm… I’m afraid to ask.
You need to brush up on your Mardi Gras traditions.
ooo.. I only know about the baby. Was afraid to ask about the “something else”.
OK, agreed, the “something else” might be cause for concern.
HeHeHe!!!!
*rubs hands together*
*consults granny*
Fair enough, I’ve never been really keen on that tradition anyway. I just figure it’s another excuse to have cake.
I never had that crap. It looks like bread that was dunked in a vat of sugar a few times.
Wait. You’ve never had CAKE, Leila?!?
LIES!!!!
If by CAKE you mean sex outside a Reggae club out in the open one Sunday night then, yes. Yes, I have.
*nods head in agreement*
I didn’t say it was me.
But if you try, sometimes you get what you need.
If I had a million dollars, I’d but you some art, a Picasso or a Garfunkel.
But not a real green dress, that’s cruel?
Not everyone has the hair and eyes for it.
If I had a million dollars, I’d but you a monkey. Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?
Please, but one for me, too?
That’s what I get for copying someone’s text!
Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an auto-man.
If I had a million dollars I’d be rich.
Your problem is the way you think. Don’t think “I wish it would happen, maybe with luck on a special day, when someone is merciful.” but instead “I will take a million dollars. Period.” and then make it happen. Believe me, if you accept the fact that it *will* happen, your whole mind shifts to a mindset, that automatically works to come up with realistic methods to make it true.
Just be aware of all the excuses your mind will make up. Why it’s “impossible” (when it’s NOT), why you’re not entitled to it (when you ARE), etc, etc, etc. Win against the excuses. Know that you will make it true.
And you will be incredibly surprised, at how far you will come. *Realistically*!!
Right. Billions of people all over the world live in poverty, but it’s THEIR FAULT because they don’t have the right MINDSET!
Give me a break.
So, death is called Darren now?
Samantha didn’t think “Skeletor” looked good on the Christmas cards.
No wonder this couple is having trouble.
*makes a dramatic entrance*
*pokes everyone within reach*
*makes no bones about it*
Good morning!!!!
*squeeze!*
Morning, Leila! You feeling humerus today?
*DoublesqueezeMsB&Leila*
Just no one rib me today, I am feeling delicate!
*Pokes K@ ‘s funny bone*
Good morning all.
*Squeezes*
*eeeeep
That is a truly remarkable skull you have there Marius.
*squeeze*
As long as he doesn’t give us a full frontal.
You don’t want Marius tibia stripper?
A sternum talk is due here young lady.
Ul Na, not again.
What’s wrong you seem so distal?
*Covers a wide radius of issues*
*Dramatic En-*
Oh, sombody did that alreay?
hmm…
*Dynamic Entry!*
Errr WG, have you got a bit of a femur?
You are looking a little peaky there!
No bones about it, k@.
That woman will be the death of him.
The dead can be grateful Khaaaaaaan.
Wait… you’re seriously trying to teach Gengis Khan something about death?
All the dead Genghis Khan has for company is a dead camel
“Now more drama after cutting them to pieces” thought Darren before putting his mask on.
Now, now, Arthur, there’s no need to add more drama to the situation.
Arthur Eld is a drama queen.
Does behaving badly help you feel better about yourself?
Complete waste of time Ms B.
Would you like some cake?
I know. I guess my patience is running thinner than normal this morning. Do you have any cheesecake?
How’s that?
Green.
Green like what?
Booger green? Babyshit green? Like what? What?
*gag*
*tickle*
Haha. I guess 5th Element was too obscure.
OMG! We just watched that last night!
Super green?
No, 5th Element.
*tinybooponadanosey*
*tickletackleLGB*
That’ll do.
Lime?
It looks minty on my screen.
*facepalm*
Pariah Carey is upset.
Well done sir.
New Avatar is FABULOUS Great Scott. Not in a Richard Simons way, but in a FABULOUS way none the less.
Thanks!
Can I have some, bro? And do you have any fake, gooey, cherry topping?
5 eagles, if you can’t behave then you just need to go.
Hahaha! My dear Leila – he can’t! He has proven that time and again. Unfortunately he doesn’t just piss off like we all wish.
Why isn’t he blocked?
Dunno. I’m wondering about it, too. And at least one more who should be also isn’t.
I give up!
Why don’t you back off AE, if you don’t like it you leave. I like this site and will be here forever, Mahhahhahhahha.
Okay, let’s not get into this this morning. 5 Eagles, you have made inflammatory comments in the past, and resorting to pointless, “NO U!”-esque comments when we ask you to stop is most definitely not helping your case, so you have to understand why our patience with anything you do is wearing thin. Arthur, Leila, if he truly is incapable of behaving, then trying to get him to behave yet again is doomed to fail. So, in conclusion: 5 Eagles, you get what you give. And there have been times where you have given remarkably little. Everybody else, it’s just not worth it.
I didn’t talk to him…
… Point taken.
Commenting out of spite, a troll’s highest ambition.
… Point taken.
I didn’t not start this,Leila this morning. People bringing up past and wishing me dead. So you need to talk to Arthur Eld first. I said good morning, mmmm
5 eagles, I don’t want to hash out the past but you have said things that rendered you unpopular here. I don’t know how you can fix it. Bottom line is, do not make it worse with the insults. Especially when these insults are directed to FB regulars.
Besides………….AE is a drama KING thank you very much.
FB regulars? You and others have made derogatory remarks about me and others eg trolls in which that is derogatory. Two wrongs don’t make a right. You so called regulars are not the owners of this blog so move on start your own blog and control freak it out. Rid yourself of your problems instead of starting one everyday.
I never liked you enough to make derogatory remarks about you. It’s best that you move on 5 Eagles.
apparently, skeletor’s real name is darren.
Quite understandable that he changed it. Not as impressive as Skeletor.
Yeah, with a face like that, your name does need to be more badass.
*snork*
Hey…what’s wrong with PeeWee, Tiny, or Bubbles?? Those are perfectly badass names…
Okay, he’s a Tiny badass.
It just don’t work.
I’m going with Muffin. Muffin Skeletor Jones,
How about Pookey?
Fluffy?
Fifi?
Mr. Snuggles?
Snookums?
♪♫ I wanna know what love is!
I want you to show me. ♪♫
*sigh*
*shows*
There. Happy now?
Nice Merkin™!
Carpet bagger?
Yup. You could say that.
did he bone?
*gets ready to go on Tyra Banks’ show*
Costume, check
Gloves, check
Mask, check
Voice changer, check
New name, check
If anyone recognises me I am dead!
Too late…
Crap.
He’s been paying for his dramatic relationships.
Doesn’t everyone?
Cash, cheque or blood, sweat & tears?
He paid with his good looks
Insufficient funds.
Hmm, I guess I’ll pay with Blood, Sweat & Tears.
♪You made me so…very happy
I’m so glad you…came into my life♫
Minions make better lovers?
At least they don’t provide extra drama
He’s trying to regain control of his dom minion.
By boning up on the use of dramatic devices?
Instead of going on a show, he should have kept himself Mum-rah.
He should have just zoombie’d by
even though he still has a few skeletons in the closet…
Are you saying he is gay?
he loves getting boned!
did he died?
Yes. Yes he did.
Drama, you’re doing it wrong
Calls out the attack Thespians.
*gets drinks and snacks*
*shushes other people in theater*
Avanti!!
The special effects should be awesome!!
*passes carib the popcorn*
Skeletor and his minions enter stage right.
Thespians enter stage left.
The infamous Cody Campbell (AKA Oedipoussy) screams his rage at Skeletor
*munches popcorn and passes cokes*
Why are the lesbians attacking?
Well, it’s true. After a long day of claiming others’ souls and terrorizing the population in their nightmares, sometimes all you want is a lover you know can trust.
And yet it’s so hard to find the perfect partner when everybody dies the moment you touch them. Sad, really.
*snork*
This is no laughing matter, Suzie. It kills me inside. :[
Awwww,
*thinks better of a squeeze*
*pokes from a distance with a broom handle*
You poke
You pay
:[
Especially if you poke with a broom handle.
I was gentle…..ish
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
Wow, a solo reverse Haxored! The Moomin will be so proud of you!
*applauds*
Thank you, thank you. I was practicing for months to pull that one off, and even up until I clicked “Add Comment”, I wasn’t sure I’d done it correctly. I’d like to start off by thanking my mother and father… *sniffle*…
Yo Shadow, I’m really happy for you. I’ma Let you finish, but I just gotta say that Skeletor is my favorite He-man character of all time…
So what you’re saying is the kiss of death isn’t all it’s cracked up to be?
*kisses SuzieQ*
*runs*
*melts*
Umm…a little help? Someone??
*gathers Suzie up in a bukkit*
*places her in the refrigerator for a while*
You forgot to mold her first!
A butter blob?!?!?!
Quick…someone kiss me and melt me…please!?!
Suzie? *pokes upturned butter bukkit*
*puts a small flag on the top*
*wanders into thread whistling a tuneless tune carrying plate of pancakes*
*jumps*
*throws self on buttermound*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Huh. What exactly am I supposed to do with a butter mold shaped like a cow?
*tosses mold into strand*
wirdos above me…
Some kind of DOS programme?
Could be Spanish… What’s a “wir” in Spanish?
…well it is a bank in Switzerland, maybe it is a way of robbing banks via computer programme, in your spare time?
The book I just ordered recommended a different method.
You can’t just rifle through a whole bank though!
If he does, I call shot-gun in the getaway car!
It’s an error. Should try clearing the chache.
And proud of it.
You don’ count, you’re underneath him/her. Oh wait… crap, me too.
Aaaargh! Foiled again!
Well, that about wraps that up!
Even though math is an opinion, she can still count.
But I can’t ‘t’. It’s getting worse… Maybe a tumah?
And here I gave you the benefit of the doubt of doing it on purpose.
*poke*
*tickle*
*loans a few t’s to Arthur*
Thank you! Nope, my newest inability. All of a sudden I forget to type ‘t’s. Strange.
Wha’? I haven’ noiced a hing.
I haven’ eiher.
Would anyone like some ea………some ea………..*sigh*………….some cocoa?
*pat.pat*
here, here, 3Beezies. I’s no so bad as all hat….
*squeezesLGBgenly*
It’s progressing. You need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Stay still.
Leila! That’s not his mouth!
*click*
*chases Gracie to grab the camera*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*process film and hangs pic in DW’s store before Leila can catch her*
Did I mention that I made extra copies? Anybody want one?
Be thankful you’re not losing your O’s.
So are they stuck to your ceiling?
…and dancing.
*wiggledances*
*crumps*
♫A foxtrot above my head,
A sock hop beneath my bed.♪♫
SKELETOR UP IN THIS MOTHER FU***R
Quite so.
Why is it in CAPS?
For dramatic effect.
We don’t need drama.
Ouch.
Skeletor must need a lot of baconlube to work himself up that ass.
;[
*sphincter twitch*
If you don’t relax we are going to need more baconlube.
*pulls out shiny silver nutcrackers*
*brandishes threateningly*
Ima stay tense thank you very much.
Speaking from experience?
No comment.
B-b-but … you just did.
Oh noes! Nao I haz a confuzzled! *sniff*
I am more confuzzled about the fact that you don’t look like my sister today.
Am I the only one that wonders how he gets wrinkles in his cheek bones?
Yes. I noticed he was a vampire once. Check out the fangs.
Such as very difficult look for food.
Very difficult look for food such as.
Food difficult for very such as look.
Difficult for food very look as such.
Wait, what?
It’s okay Ms B. Don’t over think it or your skull will assplode dramatically.
You should always eat bread with fish cause it helps to get bones down your throat.
Eat whatever would not be filling he!
Hi, real name Skeletor. I enjoy long walks on the beach, watching The Nightmare Before Christmas and trying to capture castle Grey Skull from the that insipid He-man.
…I also encourage women to play with my ‘havoc staff’
What episode is this from? I wanna see the full episode!!!!
Good grief man! That is too funny…
Even spinal gets sick off constant fatalities sometimes.
HA! I’d much rather go out with this guy than one of the usual shallow, snobby, manipulative douchebags on dating shows. At least this one has a sense of humor and isn’t dying to show off how hot he is.
I think Tyra should bring him back on the show to show us his REAL hair. No weaves. No wigs. Just Skeletor.
Must be a pretty sucky town.
Just find a nice ghoul to settle down with and take care of you…