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There weren’t any goats at all!
Wait, what? goats? Umm…….video-ally impaired. Care to ‘explain Great Scott?
I’m just kidding around with word play 3Bs.
I just wanted a description of the video that I can’t see.
And, since we’re friends, you can call me Bop. 
B-b-but … I thought we were friends…
We are!!! You Beezie me like nobody else.
*click*
At this rate, DW is going to need to expand her store of naughty collections.
LAWL
Leila Attracts Weird Loonies?
So true.
Lost After Wandering Lonly?
*e
*bukkit*
Wait, what? Are you claiming that I’m a looney? What just happened there?
And now it’s time to play–Spot the Looney!
Ooo, ooo! Is it the German mammal abuser?
*presses buzzer fervently*
Wow. This page is just covered with spots!!
Gah! BB has Rabbititus!
*coughkidsaregoatinfantscough*
You sound a little gruff BFF.
*Looks for nanny*
Kid gets creamed in his face, licks it off.
There was an accident on a children’s program, wherein a man appears to be taking a load of some custard-like substance in the face, and then saying, “Don’t worry I’ll just lick it up!”, before being knocked out cold by an overpass that came out of nowhere.
Ya know, those overpasses are lethal and becoming quite common.
*shakes head sadly*
You know, those overpasses just seem to materialize anywhere…kinda Doctor Who-ish…
Hey there baby…
Want me to glaze your donut?
*sneaks up behind the sick minded confectionary with pink bat*
*whacks with all might summonable*
*kicks into vat of sulphuric acid*
Nobody fondles our buttery cow.
*eyes GBF*
Is that my personalized pink sparkly bat?
*taps foot*
*eyes GBF*
And is that my personalized pink sparkly vat of sulphuric acid?
*taps foot*
*glances at bat*
*notices for first time “PROPERTY OF GRACIE DO NOT TOUCH, TOUCH AND YOU DIE!!!”*
*drops bat in horror*
*screams and runs out of room, gibbering*
*wanders into room*
*almost trips on a pink sparkly bat*
*picks up the bat and carefully cleans it with a ShamWow*
Gracie — I think I found something of yours. I don’t know who left it here with bits of skull on it, but it’s clean now.
Kids these days.
Thank you, NS. And I love your new look!
*squeeze*
*wanders into thread*
Anyone know why BFF is running down the hallway waving his hands in the air and screaming about the apocalypse coming?
Another typical day here at the blog?
*shrugs*
He, uh, “borrowed” my bat without permission.
He didn’t explode? Those new clones are working out pretty well.
I think he switched to a new Evil Scientist.
Nope. Just a lengthened fuse.
You mean with a ShamWooHoo? remember, I gave you one yesterday…
*squeeze*
Congratulations, SuzieQ!
Thanks, NS!!!
*squeeze*
Woop woop!
*Throws hat in the air*
~I’ve been waiting all my life just for you.~
*sits Leila down for serious talk about skewed priorities*
*notices tildes*
*leaves cookie and slinks away quietly*
“oh no Ben!….you got it in my eye again!”…”ill just lick it up”
i like donuts
♪Hey Mr. Bass Man
♪I wanna be a Bass Man too
♪Hey Mr. Bass Man
♪Can I be a Bass Man too?
♪Duh de dum de dum dum duh dum dum de dum dum
YAY for our little bovine buddy!
WOOOOOO-HOOOOOO, SUZIE-Q!!!!
*parades through FailBlog with huge golden statue of a buttery cow, which can “moo” every five minutes*
*fireworks soar into the air*
Ooooh…pretty!
Thanky everyone…
Whoo-hoo, Buttacow!!!
*throws popcorn in celebration*
*dives, catches popcorn in mouth*
Yay! Suzy-Q!
*pours butter on AA for the popcorn*
CONGRATS MY MOST FAVE BOVINE!!!!
*ducks*
*quacks up*
*gooses*
*cries fowl*
*chickens out*
*grouses*
I seda bird bird bird. bird is th wrd.
who told u the word? only the club members know that the bird is the word!!!!
Woohoo! Congrats SuzieQ!
*looks at sparklers, looks at buttercow, puts sparklers away*
*makes with confetti throwing*
*finally receives a new package*
*unwraps a new, heavy duty stainless steel confetti cannon*
*safety*
*tests cannon by overloading it*
*aims it over the parade route*
*lights fuse and dives for cover*
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
Congrats Suzie!
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOZIEKEW!!!!!
*pops champagne*
˙ʞɐo pןo uı pǝƃɐ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ʇsoɯ˙˙˙ʎɹǝʇʇnq ‘ɯɯɯɯ
ʌ ʇsnɯ
¡ǝǝɥǝǝʇ
y r these comments upside down? :S
*thinks*
*ponders*
*starts bubble machine*
Yay, Suzie!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Congrats Suzie!
*adds to the confetti throwin’*
*collects all the confetti*
*puts it in vault for future use*
*Notices Leila’s “vault” is actually ZA’s confetti cannon*
*doesn’t say so*
*waits for ZA’s arrival + customary confetti-ing*
YAY SUZIE!!!
*rubs Suzie’s belly*
Oh, it’s “Buttercow,” not “Buddhacow.” Nevermind…
I’m achieving enlightenment, I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
*head desk*
Ow.
Very cute avatar, NS!
Thanks! It seemed Valentines-y.
*adds floating period above comma*
Heeeeeee!!!!!!
*ROFL!!!!*
When will I learn NOT to eat while reading FB??!?!?
What did you spit out this time at the poor guy’s face?
Lasagna…
what a load!
Looks like he got some on him…
He could use a ShamWow®.
Shhh! We don’t want Vince to hear!
But Vince will be so happy to hear that someone will love his nuts!
Cuz that prostitute surely didn’t.
ShamPow?
BoomBoomPow?
SlapChop?
*Breaks out the ShamPain*
Haha Lolzies
Thats why you don’t screw around in the kitchen….
Hey, if you can’t take the heat…
But the kitchen’s one of our fav…wait…that’s TMI, right?
No, it isn’t. Please continue.
*holds pen and paper for notes.
Better yet, can we have a demonstration?
*readies camera*
*grabs mic boom*
*has music on the ready*
I don’t see or hear anything. Has it started yet?
*goes into hiding*
Here you go…clickie!
Can’t go to youtube @ work. Big brother blocks it.
That’s not very nice of Marius.
Wait, I thought everything was AE’s fault. Wow. I’ve been bl@ming him the whole time and it was actually Marius.
*shakes head*
*still blames Arthur*
I OBJECT!
I VERB!
delicious
That’s what she said.
And how!
My spoon is too BIG!!!
That’s what he said.
I heard him say Your vaj is as big as the grand canyon and I will need a Boeing to…
Oh wait.
…and by Your I didn’t mean LGB’s.
*hides*
whats so funny about face-cumming?
did he died?
Is that like having egg on your face?
Or a pie?
That wasn’t duck sauce.
I think he blew a seal.
Heidi Klum is gonna be pisssssed!
Stop hoisin around.
Poor hoise!
*clippity-clop-clap*
Hoof and mouth disease?
I hate it when that happens!
For the last time, it wasn’t my fault.
Man, you even got some in my eye…
You didn’t even wear goggles this time!?
You kids never cease to amaze me…
Safety thrid!!!
♪That’s amore♪
wow…my mind went to the gutter instantly
wow…mine never left
*peeks up through sewer drain*
What are you all doing up here anyway?
*Stands next to ZA*
Everything floats down here!
*lives in the gutter*
You gol-dern kids! Get off my lawn!
*lives in a van…
down by the gutter*
*can’t get out of the gutter because somebody parked a van on top*
*guttersqueezes*
*flattens van’s tires*
If this van’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.
*knocks on rocking van*
*waits for something to happen*
*swings door open*
*dots Minty’s “i” for him*
*slams door shut*
But…but…all my “i”s were dooted… Has the world lied to me?
Tsk, tsk. You’re supposed to cross your “i”s and dot your “t”s. That’s the way to spell.
But if you cross your “i”s and dot your “t”s, you get ‘ɨ’ and ‘ṫ’. And that’s just confusing.
Sorry… extra “o”.
*removes said “o”*
Ah, the innocence of childhood.
———
Visit my site to read my newly published story, “Ragnarok.”
*adds Pat to list of people who should be banned*
*or at the very least, publicly rediculed*
*throws rotten tomatoes at Pat*
*points and laughs at red Pat*
*ties pat to a pole and tickles him/her with long stick (for distance) with feathers attached at the end*
This show is called ‘Big Cook’
*sneaks into Ben’s post*
*erases ‘o’ and replaces with ‘c’*
*sneaks back out*
Guttery indeed
Oh dear. I read it that way in the first place.
*heads to the gutter with the rest of the peeps*
Wait. Wait…don’t step on that white goo…AW! Too late.
I think I’ll dodge this one.
*Darts away*
*Dragonsqueezes*
Welcome to my humble abode!
*knocks on steel grating*
Hi, I’m looking for some green guys with shells on their back. Are they in?
Yeah, they were the ones who ordered the pizza.
‘Big Cook, Little Cook’. Poor Little Cook, got a face full and didn’t even get credited. But then again, if he will run around with a giant wooden spoon between his legs…
It’s actually called ‘Big Cook, Little Cook’. My little girl loves that show… but I sure won’t be letting her watch it again! The BBC has a lot of explaining to do…
Seriously? Because I’m sure it’s not the first children’s show to do the old “character gets hit in the face with custard (usually in the form of a custard pie) and then licks it off” gag.
Are you trying to use humour here? It’s just a perverted kid with no life who noticed it. Haveyou ever noticed it? No. Will your little girl ever notice it? No.
I’m sure the BBC have a lot of spam maail to attend to…
as i look up the actor who plays littler cook(for stalking purposes), i typed “big coock”
my mind is so far in the gutter im finding dead animals
Come on in, take a load off.
*sneaks into Qwaz’s post*
*erases ‘o’ and replaces with ‘u’*
*erases ‘e’*
*blows shavings off post*
*sneaks out*
*Takes two steps back*
*Makes “Finger Frames”*
*Safety*
*tilts head from one side to the other*
Magnificent!
Cum on now. You’re messing everything up.
I bet NOW wouldn’t like that too much.
Since SuzyQ powered the fail does it mean she also squirted the ‘milk’ on his face?
I think we could utterly agree on that.
I didn’t think anyone would know!
That is what I call lactose tolerant.
I think it was more like buttermilk, Leila.
Same thing no?
*stares at LGB’s name again*
You okay there, LGB? Lookin’ a little pale.
I am VERY concerned about my Sista.
This reminds me of a hilarious Hugh Dennis quote from the comedy quiz show Mock the Week, in a round where you have to act out stupid scenes:
*leering*
“Dear BBC. I enjoyed your new p0rn channel: CBoobies…”
*still leering*
It gives “Playhouse Disney” a whole new meaning.
*stifflesnork*
“Penthouse Disney”
Whoa! Minnie Mouse is HAWT!
Milky milky…
You watching the new series, BF?
Of course, but without Frankie Boyle, it has some lost some of its oomph. I miss that psycho Scotsman.
That is some serious facial profiling.
Ha! 4Ms! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the new screen name. Where’dya get it?
Tanks!
*squeeeeze*
A seaman gave it to me!
♪Leillla…. got me on my knees, Leila♪
Click!
…and some serious hair mousse he whipped up.
There’s something about …
nevermind.
Didn’t you win the mistress of mousse award the other day?
*squeeze!*
Eeeeeek! A mousse!!
*dips finger in mousse*
Yummy. Chocolate Hazelnut Mint. Tasty.
You can keep your mint and I’ll raise the mousse with a shot of frangelico *drools*
Hold on, he didn’t even say, “I don’t know.”
*throws bukkit of green slime on Scott*
Ha! Ha!
Did you just hurl the bukkit at GS?! That could take months of decontaminaton!
No, we’re both referring to a show that Nickelodeon used to run, called You Can’t Do That on Television.
Those were back in the days when Nick’s symbol was the slime, and not Spongebob.
Ahhh, the good ol’ days.
I still remember seeing Double Dare live at the Thunderdome.
I soooooooooo wanted to be on that show.
At the Thunderdome? Were Mel and Tina there?
♫We don’t need another hero
We don’t need another way home!
All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome.♪
The Thunderdome is the informal name for the UCSB Events Center. Click my name to see.
It is so weird to see that on a blog like this.
When kid’s shows were kid’s shows and not the thinly veiled innuendo that they show now?
Verizon Sucks Part II?? Holy cow Avis!!!
I’m gearing up for part three. Yes, there’s more.
Um…have you ever seen a Bugs Bunny cartoon??
Kids shows have always been thinly-veiled innuendo.
It’s part of how parents stay sane while being forced to watch this stuff with their kids.
OMG! Now I know who to blame for my deep desire to dress up like a woman!
*looks left*
*looks right*
*exits stage left*
Are you, by any chance, a lumberjack?
I do jack wood. Does that count?
Captain Jack?
That was not thinly veiled! That was pretty much right out there in the open!
I guess Nickelodeon isn’t as bad an offender as the Disney channel is, though.
I vaguely remember that show. I was a big fan of Nickelodeon when I was little.
Nickelodeon used to show Danger Mouse back then, too.
*sighs nostalgically*
I miss Danger Mouse.
Didn’t Nickolodeon also show Ren ‘n’ Stimpy?
*sighs nostalgically*
Ren ‘n’ Stimpy, Rugrats, ah, those were the days…
Lisa and Moose…and Barth’s Burgery…
*sigh*
That show was a classic…
hhhhh
thats yogurt
obviously
semen does not look like that
Who said anything about semen? I thought it was Special Sauce™.
Thanks for the expert opinion.
How could you possibly know that, kiki?
My thoughts exactly! The best teacher is experience…
Okay, lets assume for a minute that it isn’t weird for you to point that out. What the hell is the deal with the ‘hhhhh’ on the first line of your reply?
Huh. And there I was thinking it was water icing.
Speechless…
I’m at a loss for words…
Here, have some of mine
Why would you give him words that will get him in trouble?
You’re only in trouble if you get caught!
*hangs head and kicks rock*
I ALWAYS get caught.
Awww! Here, have a cookie!
*hands 3B’s a cookie*
Choco chips are not X-lax this time, right?
*nom nom nom*
No…
Right!
I only do that to trolls.
*wandersawaywithaquickness*
What did you do to my cookies?
Hmmm…let me have a taste.
*takes a bite*
*turns all the colo(u)rs of the rainbow*
*convulses*
*does the Chicken Dance*
*begins to quote from Much Ado About Nothing*
*explodes in a fireball*
Thank goodness for the clones!!
*giggles maniacally*
*runsawaywithanevenquickerquickness*
MS B!!! You stay out of my dragon-drugs!!!
*puts a combination lock on medicine cabinet*
My tummy feels weird.
:sick:
:mrgreenPukeyFace:
*rushes in and carries BBB out in a stretcher*
Probably done by the same people who did this:
Funniest thing I’ve seen since someone handed me a copy of ‘The Magic Faraway Tree’ by Enid Blyton as an adult.
is it just me or this guy really looks like david tannent??
It’s just you. He looks nothing like the star of Doctor Who and several Hamlet performances.
I agree…BLASPHEMY!!! David Tennant is much better looking…
He looks and sounds like David Tennant with a wig.
I’m sure of it.
Pretty sure that’s the guy who plays the assistant to the assistant in Bruno. (?)
I was just thinking that too! The accent and the face and the smile are just like his. I don’t see this on IMDB, but I could see wanting to forget this.
This guy reminded me a lot of David Tennant as well. Didn’t he say in his first episode of Doctor Who that he wanted to be ginger?
Yes, my thoughts exactly. But how many good looking Scottish men have we got?
I’m pretty sure it is…
I’m really hoping it isn’t. It’s somebody that looks and sounds like him. Besides, I doubt somebody with his level of success would stoop to Cbeebies.
I don’t know what the others are thinking, but I honestly believe he looks very much like David Tennant. Who is he really ? Is he related to David Tennant ?
i love david tennant this guy is just trying to copy his style i guess
~i love how you manage to type without using any punctuation is that what they taught you in school~
~not to mention capitalization my eleven year old types better than ege~
~He went to school!~
~I love how he can’t use the blue reply button. It really makes my day.~
i just hate punctuation
That’s not the best way to go forward in life.
It’s only human to hate that which you do not know (how to use in this instance I suppose).
No puntuality for you?
You must be late to EVERYTHING.
*loans Qwaz a c*
I’ll put it on your tab, sweetie.
*Graciously accepts c*
Now I can ask for my check.
Oh shit.
*hates to admit how long it took him to realize the other Marvin looking poster was some newbie*
*thought it was another joke he didn’t get*
*notes ZombieModerator is still trying out for Zombie Idol*
Since when does kicking on fourth down having anything to do with arriving on time?
*gives Qwaz a ‘c’*
Helps your immune system, dontcha know.
*facepalm*
Refresh fail.
well i dont think its that much of a problem or is it? look i am already improving.
Not really.
Now just try to use the blue Reply button in the bottom right corner of the comment box.
ah Ms. B you’re so much quicker on the draw.
*tips hat*
*squeezes*
You also hate the reply button, or so it would seem.
*consoles reply button*
“it’s okay, little buddy”
That little word in the lower right hand corner of the comment box is there for a reason.
Yeah, it’s been naughty so it got sent to the naughty corner.
~ That’s much better. ~
@Ege
Rachel D thinks you’re funny.
*snoffle*
*giffle*
Thanks! And now you can not say i didn’t improve.
You’re getting better. Have a cookie.
*holds out a plate of chocolate chip cookies*
Thanks dear sir or ma’am.
” bows graciously”
Hmmm…
*replaces ” with * on Ege’s post*
There! That’s better.
Hmmm.
*brushes off quotations marks and replaces with **s*
There! Thank you very much for taking the time to speak properly–we really appreciate it.
*gives Ege another cookie*
You know she can still breathe fire, right?
*hides behind fireproof wall*
MMMMMMPPHHH!!
Dragonwriter, Dragonwriter, Dragonwriter!
*quickly steps to the side!*
*hides behind a fireproof building and watches*
*exhales in a deep sigh of relief*
*FOOOOOOOM!!!*
Oh, crap. SOWWY GUYS!!!!!
The humanity!
Drat!! I ought to know better than to use hairspray when Dragon’s in the room.
*sigh*
*puts out flaming bangage*
Oh, but it looks ADORABLE like that!!
*runsawaywithaseriousquickness*
Maybe I should start a survivor support group.
Oh well. I guess I was due for a cut and color. I’ll just accept ashy black and singed ends instead.
*tries this again*
Dragonwriter, Dragonwriter, DRAGONWRITER!!!
Dammit!!! How the hell does she do that?
Well intellectual dragons don’t breath fire.
You obviously haven’t met our Dragon friend. Smaht and firey!
:mrgeen:
.
*blinks*
Well, that failed miserable.
*BUKKITS*
Oh for heaven’s sake. I give up.
*sits in corner and munches a cookie*
*squeeeeeeeeeze!!!*
*adds squeeze to B squeeze*
It’s a bukkit kind of day Dragon.
*hands Dragon bottle of gourmet ketchup*
Don’t worry. The day will get better.
A case of the mondays?
*squeeze*
Awww! Mr. Geen doesn’t make an appearance! Where’s Aja with the Dutch translation?
Close relative to Dr. No.
Distant cousin of Mr. Goodwrench.
Illigitimit child of Mrs. Butterworth.
Secret lover to Ms. Pacman.
She’ll send your argument down in flames.
And your hair, if you aren’t careful. Or polite.
Or sometimes if you’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
*offers Ege a mini-welcome*
Hi. So, since you seem to hang out here and play, do you wanna get an avatar? Go to gravatar dot com.
oh thanks. I was just shy to ask.
Yay!!
*claps*
All you need to know is right here, Ege:
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
Thank you. I couldn’t find the link on my computer.
‘Tis a nice avatar, you have good tast
*Sigh*
And I have bad spelling. *tosses e into above post*
This is gonna get confusing fast!
Indeed…methinks a change is necessary.
*agrees*
I’m down with that.
Think so?
Okay, not cool. This has happened before with another of our regulars called Arthur Eld, and although that was in a different context, it’s advisable not to have the same avatar. If you change your name, the confusion will be eternal.
So Qwaz is Ege and Ege is Qwaz and I am not me basically cuz nothing makes sense.
*faints and hits the ground hard*
*Dives and catches Leila*
You are you, I am me, let there be no confusion.
…There can be only one
So which one are you?
*bites nails*
Yeah, the suspense is killing us!
*chews screws*
There can be only one!
(clickie!! clickie!!)
*eats glue*
It’ll be just like that move, with those guys!
*busts a move*
*tuts and glues together shattered move*
*dusts bust with feather duster*
Are well suited for having taste high.
High suited having taste for are well.
Tastes high, are suited well for having.
High are tastes suited for having well.
its so disgusting….
Which part?
Just went back to find where the orginal comment came from…
*gets in fetal position*
No more purple dinosaur…no more purple dinosaur…
*comforts SuzieQ*
The purple dinosaur is extinct.
*butterysqueezes*
♪ I love you.
You love me.
We’re a happy family. ♪
*raises one eyebrow*
Really, was that necessary?
Um…
… well, maybe, maybe not, I dunno…
Hee-hee!
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
So you are still having some Verizon drama eh?
You can clickie for part three. If there’s a part four, heads are gonna roll.
They will squeeze every penny they can from you especially if they know you will be leaving them. Gawd! What a nightmare. Sounds like you are dealing with someone who has no common sense.
I’m not sure why they would think anyone would want to stick with them after all that f∪ckery.
EEEEEEEP!!
*tries to block earworm*
I need a different song…hmmmm…
*starts humming “It’s a Small World”*
I could never figure out how to block it. I came up with the Weird Bopper version.
♫I hate you, you hate me,
We’re a disfunctional family.
With a great big shotgun,
Barney’s on the floor.
No more Purple Dinasour!!♪♫
EAAAARRGHHH!!!
*stuffs ears with cotton wool*
*hums extremely loudly “My Heart Will Go On”*
*runsawaywithamaybemassacredforearwormquickness*
Near. Far. We’ll get you where ever you are GBF.
Never go back!
NOW you tell me!
wow you super nerds are super nerdy.
SUCK IT BONERS !
Yay! I’ve been upgraded to super!! Do I get a cape?
[Edda] NO CAPES!! [/Edda]
*pouts*
Just a little one?
*gives Ms B a bandana*
This should do it for now until your next upgrade.
*whispers to DW*
Yes. I’m obsessed. I’m pretty sure you knew that, though.
Well, I’m spending the day with my head in the bukkit anyway. Seems appropriate.
*sneaks some pastries onto a clean spot in Dragon’s bukkit*
:O
You should be spending the day in socks!
*BOOMsqueeze*
*IDOTS-SQUEEEEEEEZE!!!*
I have my footy-socks on. Does that count?
I’m glad another friend pointed that out; I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
*goes back to planning her next Disney-related mini-vacation*
Oh, pffft. I don’t mind being corrected when I’m wrong.
*supersqueezydragonsqueeze for NS and the Admirable Admiral*
*supersillysappysqueezes for the kitteh and dragon*
Oh you’re all just sooooo sweet!
*squeezesthewholelottaya*
*Februarysqueezesallaround*
# She’s a superhuman girl
She is Superwoman
She is Superman’s cousin
She’s got superpower lovin’ #
Why thank you for noticing?
As for the boner, no thanks. Don’t swing that way. I don’t have a problem with you being that way, but… no thanks.
This is the epitome of the term “out of context,” no?
This is big cook little cook. I mean, I knew they were both friends, but I wasn’t expecting this.
This isn’t a fail at all. You want a kid’s show fail, watch this:
This show was awesome.
that looks so weird but so awesome at the same time
i saw this on another site a while ago but not the whole thing
Big Cook, Little Cook. My baby brother is obsessed with it… damn, I’m never going to be able to watch this show ever again.
Kids say the darndest things.
Now I’m not certain, but it really sounds to me like this was made by the same people who created the ‘Rainbow’ spoof with the ‘twangers’ and ‘bounce your balls’ jokes.
Their voices sound very much alike, as well as the type of innuendo and style of production.
Did someone say Rainbows?
A hell of a cumshot xD
*wishes for a new fail*
*throws her own change in the fountain*
*wishes he had alladins magic gravy boat*
*throws his own fountain in change*
Wait, what?
*grabs change and buys a horse*
‘Cause, you know, ‘if wishes were horses, even poor men would ride.”
*feels guilt*
*sells horse*
*throws change back in fountain*
*throws her own change in fountain*
*throws in fourteen dollars in pennies*
*throws in credit card*
*throws in spores*
*throws in the towel*
*throws in a piece of pocket lint and a bent paperclip*
*adds a few rays of sunshine*
*stirs*
Look, it’s a My Little Pony!!
KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
*goes bonkers and utilises flamethrower*
Well, if it’s in a fountain, and is wet, fore won’t do much good. Here use this.
*hands bondfan lucky ax*
*replaces o in fore with i*
I need more sleep…
Ouch. This smells like issues (and charred pony).
*rests chin on hand*
Care to talk about it?
Ja, I vould tink zere are issues hier.
*puts pen to notepad*
*adjusts spectacles*
Zo, tell me about your childhood.
[firm but gentle] BF, we have talked about this. Please put the notepad and pencil away and lay down on the couch. [/firm]
*adjusts fashionable goatee*
*puts fingers on iPad*
Now tell me about your mother…
Awww….
*sighs and lies on couch*
*falls asleep*
*murmurs*
…No, Prime Minister, I don’t know why the potato was there.
Ya see Doc, it all began with a bag.
BANG!
*bukkits*
*breaks out the sharpies*
Now tell me more about that potato…
*scritches*
Well, it could conceivably begin with a bag…
[murmur]Mmmm…. interesting…. a freudian mistake…[/murmur]
Tell me more about that ba(n)g
*Throws in diodes from left side*
Those were always a pain anyways.
*fishes out credit card*
*buys magic gravy boat*
*rubs it*
*nothing happens*
*throws card back into fountain*
Throw the magic gravy boat in, maybe that will help.
*rubs it again*
*nothing happens…again*
*chunks it into the water in anger*
*makes a satisfying splash*
*commandeers gravy boat*
*uses it to rule the seas of the wishing well*
*pirates wish money, credit cards, towel, etc*
^ er fountain, rather.
But I don’t like mushrooms in my gravy…
I know.. you like yours extra creamy. I know of a certain chef who could help you out with that.
Stranger danger?
Hee hee! Just remember that our minty friend would like his gravy in jars.
No. No i wouldn’t. Do not believe Ms B. She lies.
You will never look at jars the same way again, will you?
She would never…
No, actually I won’t.
*sigh*
More mushies for me then.
I like shrooms, shiitake and button, magic and wild, truffles, portobello, table & porcini, grilled, gravied & fried
Don’t get me started on cakes
Trust me. I. Wasn’t. Going. To.
So…you’re saying that you’re the Fountainhead?
That’s quite Randy of you.
Well I would be if I knew my way around it… I guess I could use an Atlas *Shrugs*
*hands MMMM statue of guy with globe on back*
I wonder how this helps… :S
*fishes Ms B’s change of clothes out of the fountain*
*hangs them up to dry*
Thanky.
*click*
Is anyone besides me reminded of the hobits from The Lord Of The Rings?
That looks like…. !Semen!
they should’ve gotten a sham wow
Clay Aiken?
If you think that’s Clay Aiken, then you need to get your eyes checked.
oh lawd
that switch once flipped cant just be un-flipped again. i guess that comes with a certain age… or too much pr0n… whichever comes first. no pun intended.
Innuendo: Humor from all the wrong places.
So IS that David Tennant?
*headdesk*
~Yes. That is the well-recognizable visage of the Doctor Who actor. His blond hair and spectacles are his trademark for Dr Who fans everywhere~
BARROWMAN!!!!
The innuendo they put in kids’ shows these days…
*waits for the remainder of the sentence*
Maybe they’re just very close friends.
Even without the fail, this kids program looks like a big fail.
Who makes this crap? I mean… you cant seriously have created this by accident.
at least they didn’t keep the cameras rolling for when he felched it back into Ben’s mouth… that would have been a) disgusting, and b) too similar to the series finale of Barney
That had to be the gayest episode of Dr. Who I’ve ever seen.
THANK YOU! I THOUGHT that was David Tennant!!
Cyndi Lauper’s “True Colors” was playing from a different site when I watched this and I seriously thought it was part of the video. Made it just that much better!
POW!! Just in the Face!!!
I rofl’d
why do all of these comments completely unrelated to the video?
its a complicated system of “first” and “second”
WHY ARE WHY ARE*****!!!
Hahahaha I used to watch this when I was little, it was very weird, even when I couldn’t spot the innuendos
i don’t get it…why is this a fail? this website posts more and more non-funny things every day…so someone spills icing on another person. why on earth is that funny?
You’re lucky, you don’t have a twisted mind…
lol
Oh my God. This is….. I truly don’t have words for it.
Ah, Big Cook Little Cook. Replace a couple of Os with Cs and it’s a whole different show. There’s something like this in just about every episode of this show. I don’t know if it’s intentionally innuendo-laden, or if I just have a dirty mind.
yes, have you seen these two (comedians) live? this is their humor, to kids its harmless to adults, its a tickle.
remember the drugs episode in tundercats, or any other episode for that matter. this is not a fail!
its an annoying show. i think its meant to have innuendos.
I guess they were about to make a “bukake.” *wins featured comment*
you mean a Bucake?
What’s with all the weird comments?
Naaw. This programme’s epic … I used to love watching it XD
Shame they failed so hard … =/
lol i remember seeing that episode! XD
Wow…..as many meetings and rewrites as there surely were before that episode aired….nobody had the presence of mind to raise a hand and say “hey, it kinda looks like that guy is getting a cumshot.”
Is that cum?
DUHHHHHHHH
I just watched this today with kids I was minding!!! I thought the same! xD
the way he says “ILL JUST LICK IT UP!!!” scares the shit out of me and even the face he does after…
A text book case of how perverted our minds are when we passed a certain age.
Damn right.
Boy, I’m still watching CBeebies shows and I never got any perverted stuff, even if I tried to…
And now I am horrified about how sad and perverted people are these days..
good thing he had glasses the salt would have burned like hell
JIMP!
Thats like some hardcore O.G. Mudbone shit right there
It’s ok. He’ll just lick it up.
If this is intentional, then it’s more a win than a fail. Also, the red haired guy is cute.
he is. hes should lick it all up.
Excuse me i have to sing the theme
*clear throught*
Big cook little cook
Welcome to our Café
Thats weird….Would it be win if it was a girl licking it all up? Btw I’m new here so “Hi everyone” *waves at everyone*
i really want that dan wright ._. now im obsessing over redheads
I bet the older kids watching it with their little brothers or sisters were laughing their asses off. lol
I’m suprised that the people never stopped to think. “Wait, this is a kid’s show!”
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Lol this is completly random…
OMG! I used to watch and love this!
The show is called Big Cook Little Cook bwt lol
think this is bad… the songs they sing are as bad
“all around, up and down” (with the motions as well!)
I’ve met the little red haired one in real life. Way back when I was in primary school, he and this woman came to our school to do this ‘Play leaders’ course thing, and then at the end of it we were given certificates and he mispelt like half of the kids’ names wrong, mine included.
Just a failtastic kind of guy.
The real fail is he didn’t notice it until about 10 seconds after he spilled it.
WTF?
Amaaaaaaaaaazing HEAD SHOT
I had to sit through a 30 second commercial for this?
Now I’m angry…..you won’t like me when I’m angry!
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