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I don’t trust books, on the whole.
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Well, it is a way…
It stops being spare time at that point, though, doesn’t it?
You just have to see armed robberies as a hobby, like playing bingo or feeding ducks at a lake.
673126: Am just going out for a cig.
Co-worker: Ok.
*smashbangbangbangweeooweeooweeooweeooweeoorunrunrun*
673126: Back.
Co-worker: You won’t believe it, another bank got robbed on your cig break.
673126: No way!
How was your weekend?
Alright, did some laundry, watched a movie and robbed a bank.
Oh yeah? What movie did you see?
That one about the perfect bank robbery…
I’ve met the real 673126 in person. Meh. Not as interesting as he’d like you to believe.
Who is 673126? where did you meet?
it’s a sure “change” in income and lifestyle!
Dressed for the occasion.
ok this title is pretty funny but that one with the guy on the car was abysmal. “he must be a cat”… wow i actually rolled my eyes at that
He’s armed. Your argument is invalid!
Carrying a gun excludes the possibility of being merry and /or homosexual?
Author is gay?
yes, with a name like “673126″, he just gotta be^^
No, but saying “Gay” to him is a little bit risky and stupid
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Off the top of your head name one homosexual who carries a gun.
Those guys on brokeback mountain.
You actually watched that!? PMPL!
Gay cops, gay soldiers, gay men who commit murder, gay gangbangers.
Gay Tony…
The guys that don’t tell if you don’t ask.
I’d guess that most of the people at pinkpistols.org.
George Takei as Hikaru Sulu carried a phaser.
Scott Bakula as Jonathan Archer also carried a phaser.
I’m not going to post his name, but my gay uncle lives in a cabin in the mountains and owns at least six guns.
“Reply” fail. <_<
Huh?
ummmm….. the entrie u.s. armd forces……all of them
Epic WIN
The socks go on your feet, not on your head. No matter how holey they are.
IDOTS!
BOOM!
Headshot?
I have two. If I tap dance, does that make a double tap?
I’d tap that.
I wouldn’t faucet.
@ the moomin
haha it made me laugh
Thats no fail.
Its just a satirical lecture.
Something that isn’t a fail on failblog? But, how!?
Have you seen Autocompleteme.com? You can Google search the things that come up and get an answer that makes sense. For example, “I punched a whale right in the face” is a line from “Scrubs.”
I like the fact he cares enough about things to give his pen a name, and credits the pen with all the hard work.
He should have chosen a name that is easier to memorate. Frank or Linda maybe.
*sigh*
Memorize. I’ll go back to bed.
Ate is better than ize. I’d rather not go hungry.
Ize what you did there.
Iz e back in bed yet?
E would love to.
You fellas have a lot of the same power “E” had!
No no… I want you to stay ‘ere, and make sure “E” doesn’t leave!
I AM A FREE PEN, NOT A NUMBER!
*flees from amorphous white blob*
HEY!
Am not a blob. You take that back.
*chases The Prisoner*
Iron Maiden WIN! Happy 65 years birthday btw.
recognition of 60′s tv show reference fail.
Disrespecting people for being old(er than you) fail.
100% WIN
99% WIN
95% of 99% WIN
at spare time, armed and join theft.
(side effect, cop will hunt you)
Crime doesn’t pay so you should only do it as a hobby (in your spare time)
Do they have a union for that?
no matter how I look at it, it’s still a WIN
Did you try squinting while doing a handstand?
So it’s a NIM?
Makes you wonder why his pen name looks like a serial number.
Or prisoner number……
Crap I thought I was the first to think that.
Which makes you wonder who would take his advice then.
(LOL) at spare time, armed and join theft. (LOL)
(side effect!! cop will hunt you)
no u. u probably got robbed by someone who used this book
Oprah book club?
Wow I need this book
Using your prison inmate ID # as your “pen name” to write about about how to not land in prison next time… WIN.
But then the will know how wrote the book by looking up the prison inmate #, then Jack Bauer will hunt you down.
Jack Bauer would find 673126 anyhow. He doesn’t even need to cross-reference his inmate ID # to his real name.
That’s if Chuck Norris doesn’t get to 673126 first.
Can someone give me the ISDN for this? I’d like to find it on-line. Not having any luck.
This is the closest I can find, mainly because nowhere else shows a picture of this book…
HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN YOUR SPARE TIME: A COMPLETE GUIDE
Author: KEITH ELLIS
Release: 1967
Publisher: HARRAP
Format: Hardcover 93 pages
ASIN: B0000CNFK9
Its the right era probably, but no inmate number for a pen name so probably not the one.
Why would you want to setup a data connection with a book at only 128k8? That is useless.. You should try to get the T1 for this.
WIN!
The reason he’s wearing that balaclava ski mask is because of his TERRIBLE DANDRUFF problems. I mean, just look at his shoulders.
Nothing suspicious here, clearly.
This is a definite win.
This is most likely a win.
And he’s not one of those raggedy thieves. He’s a classy one! Wearing a tux and all. WIN!
GENTLEMEN
So John Dillinger was really just a hobbyist? Who’d have guessed?
Shut up Jerk
Nah Ah!
I think its cool! Better than jerking off
Is this a George Hayduke publication?
WIN!
Holy Crap ! This is a MAS 38 !
A Thompson 1928, an AK47 or an UZI would make that guy look a lot better… and more dangerous, as MAS 38s are really rare…
but it’s still an epic WIN though!!
Oh that’s his pen name? And there I was thinking his actual name was 673126. Well I’m glad they cleared that up.
lol
MAFIA WARS YEA
GOD DAMN HIPPIES!
I’m guessing it’s a biography of a bank robber or something along those lines
the authors name is 673126… why do i get the feeling its his prison number
where can i get it?
Pen clearly stands for Penitentiary.
Win.
How to Sleep with the World’s Most Beautiful Women (cover illustration of masked man with roll of duct tape and a ball gag)
Bet 673126 was his #id at in jail
GENTLEMEN
Tat only works if u r planning to go america.
inmate 673126?
673126 is gay for 673216, What they both dont know is that 673316 is hitting it off with both of them. omg the numerical drama. 673216 is going to come out to his parents soon!!!1
Perhaps this is the book that gave Rip Torn his inspiration.
this is from a mad magazine
Evidence?
This is a win.
I personally find the fact that the “673126″ is not obvious enough, so they have to point out that it is a pen name, the funniest part of this.
‘… through Jihad.’
Yeah, I believe it’s supposed to be an ironic title so not really a fail. It even says to note the authors pen which is an inmate number. So the book is delibratly trying to say that crime is no infact a good way to make money. That is not a fail. It’s an EPIC WIN.
Gentlemen?