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Because they can sleep anywhere. (Via I Can Has Cheezburger)
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Nap Fail
Because they can sleep anywhere. (Via I Can Has Cheezburger)
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I bet the car is owned by a deer
first
Would be sweet if a deer ran him down…
On a side note
It could be a trap!
*RIFLES*
I thought it was rabbit season.
Be vewwy qwiet…
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!
*squeeze*
Something tells me I should a stood in bed.
*Squeeze*
something tells me you should get a life
oic
There ain’t no sanity clause.
now the party of the first part..
noo no thats a no good..
…the party of the second part..
noo..
no?..
———-
now the sanity clause..
HEY! there’s a no such thing as a sanity clause!
bahahahaha. …
This fail and most of the comments are just what I needed on this sad and dreary day.
Gary Larson, is that you?
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
That has got to be one of my favorites.
*pushes on the pull-door*
*receives FAX from cheezburger site*
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
*paints “Cat fud” sign with arrow on the dryer door*
*laughs so hard an antler comes out nose*
*sees the world from above with bullseyes on everybody’s heads*
*makes faces at bear from behind a photographer*
*amazes Jeffersons by turning on car headlight device*
*remarks that none of this shit is funny and you’re all retards*
Gentlemen.
Looky here people. A flaming idiot.
this comment is much more funny than the picture
first?
Why, Yes I am.
B-but … you had a prior post, and now you’re first …
*head asplodes*
Had to wait for a ruling from the judges.
That has an appealing ring to it.
Much like a banana phone.
Is that anything like Apple’s iPhone?
Now you’re just comparing apples to oranges.
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
Huh, you three are a fine pear.
I agree: this thread is grape.
orange you glad we have very fine people on failblog?
Seeing as LGB isn’t around yet, Yes. Yes you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Only today’s to-do list? Might I suggest his life’s to-do list?
WHy not just stick his empty head into the nearest terlet?
lol FAIL!
Stating the obvious fail
He is stating the obvious fail, what is your point?
Win! At stating the obvious Fail!
The true face of Speedy Gonzales.
This is Speedy’s cousin. Siesta Gonzales.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Almost first.
Almost second reply.
almost trying to care
The real Superman would have been.
Win critter.
*I throws a ball and knocks down the bottles*
Yay! I wins me for myself. And now me, myself, and I are going to get lunch.
What are we having?
meatloaf and mashed potatos.
WIN! win!
A definite WIN!
” Gosh how long will she be shopping”?!
I think that’s it. There is a sense of desperation in his posture, don’t you think?
Just a little Messomom.
I have been on shopping trips with my nieces where I would have willing laid down in the street, hoping that someone would run me over and make the pain go away.
You should see the women in my extended family the day after Christmas. Once, many many years ago, my male cousin decided he wanted to go with us. Poor thing. He had no idea what he was getting into.
How long was he in the mental ward?
That side of the family does not believe in that sort of treatment. He’s got Jesus to help him.
After only three stores the poor dear was tired. And bored. A grandmother, three aunts, a sister, and a girl cousin do not make for a fun outing for a 10(?) year old boy. I warned him. We all did.
Make that two aunts and his MOTHER.
*Shudders*
It’s for outings like this that when even asked if I want to go, I always say “Is this mandatory?”
Keep in mind, this was ’86 or ’87. The HEIGHT of mall madness. And HE’S the one who wanted to go!! I guess he thought we would go to a lot of toy stores or something.
Now days, even I opt out of the day-of-shopping, due largely to the fact that my aunts wear matching hideously ugly holiday sweatshirts.
Whew, no amount of Jesus can help that trauma.
Oh no, no he can’t. This new trauma requires vodka. Massive amounts. Applied liberally.
*Throws in two olives*
I’m not so sure. Any number of times I was noted as muttering “Oh Christ” when something new caught their eye.
Do they wear matching really really ugly holiday sweatshirts when they go shopping?
And, more to the point, are they in their 50′s and should know better?
AND… do they try to coerce you to also wear one of the aforementioned really really ugly holiday sweatshirts?
God no! (There. See? Religion again.)
That takes some skill. And a large bumper.
That happened to me once.
News just in.
Beetle crawls under sleeping man.
I don’t see cat…. professional ballerino, however… (look at his form!)
*JUMPS*
i’m shure you didn’t expect that!
LOl, That made me laugh. it has to be a staged photo. Surely no one can sleep like that.
Wait – he isn’t dead is he?
When narcolepsy strikes, you sleep on any surface.
I knew someone that knew someone with that and they operated a flour mill, and it was their job to watch them and a couple of time they almost fell into the grinder. Narcolepsy is a form of malaria is it not?
Errr…no, it’s a disorder where you keep falling asleep. Malaria is a disease transmitted by mosquitos, and can cause fever, rigors, headaches, sweating, tiredness, myalgia (limbs and back), abdominal pain, diarrhea, loss of appetite, orthostatic hypotension, nausea, slight jaundice, cough, enlarged liver and spleen (sometimes not palpable) and vomiting.
Hmmm, that sounds like a list of some new drug’s side effects BFF.
All malades !maginaires concur.
Now my fingers can’t be free anymore.
Yes. It’s a mixture of Tamiflu, Aspirin and Paracetamol.
We currently have a job vacancy. Interested?
Er…
One thing though. I’m still 16. And I have no medical qualifications. Are you sure?
Ooh! I have basic medical trainig! Pick me!
What an odd disorder, maybe if– *Snoxxxx…*
*tucks in Qwaz*
*pushes teddy bear under his arm*
*breaks out the sharpies*
He sleeps well who knows not that he sleeps ill.
*Distantly mumbling*
No, give that man his sandwich back…
…I have no need for a vacuum, thanks…
…I don’t know, Sarge, it feels like felt-tip pens are writing on my face…
…Who was that masked man…?
Even if you are a mexican ninja doing an air-kick
I’d say it’s a win.
He’s sleeping in a very uncomfortable place!
What? Like the back seat of a… Oh… right you are then!
That’s pretty good. Far too good to be a fail.
wouldn’t it be more comfortable to just sleep on the ground?
I’m not sure. But I know that just here in the Hill Country part of Texas, during the summer you can actually get burns on your feet if you walk barefooted on pavement or blacktop for more than a short run.
Sleep on the ground?! Please. Show some class.
He’s sleeping like a log.
(Wow, that one goes waaaaay back!)
But…but…it’s not a Subaru!
This boxer engine is down for the count.
*Looks around for the wayback machine*
I see I still have my excellent refreshing abilities.
*throws in a refreshing towel to Marius*
*reminds Marius to take care of his footwork*
That was ruttles of you to say.
That should be a win!
It is a Total win!
i think this is a (d)evolutionary win!
Last!
Must be a later “big bumper” model. Ah, hang on, they’re not called bumpers in the USA, are they? Whatever – bet he couldn’t do it on a ‘splitty’.
We call them bumpers, or beds, whichever. He might view a ‘splitty’ as a pair of twin beds.
I see a golden opportunity for a bumper and breakfast here.
Add a cover and get a Roadhouse.
for drunk men everything is a bed…from the ground to the rear bumper of a car
I’m outta here.
Goodnight all.
*SQUEEEEEEZE*
NO, I just got back after dealing with customers.
Because he likes the purring sound of the engine.
He was exhausted.
He needed to switch gears for a minute.
He was clutching at straws.
!magine if someone honks thier horn. He would be piston at them.
He really was tired, wasn’t he?
Wheely, WHEELY tired.
Perhaps he is one of the local hoods.
He’s in for a grille-ing from the car’s owner.
Maybe he’ll give the guy a brake.
He looks like a big lug I wouldn’t disturb him.
Axle right, he’s big, but I’m sure you could drive him off.
Maybe he was looking for sump’ing better but he was piston fell asleep right there.
Lurching his way homeward late at night, a somewhat down-at-heel inebriate comes across a man bending over the engine of his car.
“Wha’s matter?” slurs the malodorous inebriate.
“Piston broke,” replies the motorist.
“Me too.”
The body goes IN the trunk you morons not ON it, IN!!!
I don’t think that’s where the trunk is…
actually that is the back of the car, though ’tis not much of a trunk.
A bug’s engine is in the back, the trunk is in the front.
Now I’m more confused, what kind of engine fits in a space like that?
I dunno, but that’s where it is.
A very, very small one. The original beetles were extremely inexpensive, and very fuel efficient.(Especially for their time)
Clickie the nickie for what was meant to be here (I have two internet connections – one refreshes FB quickly but causes nesting fails, the other seems to use a transparent proxy that makes refreshes slow).
Small, air cooled and so simple that even I have worked on them successfully. They also occasionally catch fire.
Note to self, when riding in one of those, call shotgun.
It’s a feature, the afterburner.
The original Zoom Zoom Zoom.
say what you will, the ability to fall asleep somewhere like that is impressive
WIN!!
Glue win.
LOL,owned
Nap win! People will sleep anywhere and anyhow if they are tired enough, just like cats, I’ve seen people sleep standing up on the subway!
PEDRO!
All I can think when looking at that picture is that his neck is going to HURT when he wakes up.
Judging by what his head is resting on, I would say that he is a light sleeper.
I just realized that in using a brake light for a pillow it is no longer a brake light. It is a headlight!
*groooaaan*
He might be a trophy kill in some backwards town down south
My uncle Bob!!1!!!!1
I wonder if the car moves and see the guy fall; according to Newton’s First Law – Law of Inertia
Car shape win
Vote for Pedro!
In these parts, reconditioned VW beetles and old ones in good condition remain quite popular. A family member’s had numerous offers for her 1974 one, and plenty of puzzled looks esp. from the young when loading things under the bonnet / hood! The very real merits of the vehicle (designed by Ferdinand Porsche in the 1930s as a “people’s car” [Volkswagen] with the enthusiastic support of Adolf Hitler, and manufactured for half a century or more) seem to have prevented any negative associations from its genesis and early context.
Nesting fail.
*headdesk*
Punch Buggy Navy…no punch backs!
How is this fail? should be nap win!
If you think this is crazy, try to have sex in the back of one of these!
I’m pretty sure discussions on having sex in the back of a drunkard are frowned upon in these parts.
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my
couch?car?*g’morning mousie squeezes*
That looks comfy.
Poor car
How is this a fail? To sleep on a car like that… pure art.
I don’t know – I’d call that a win. How many people do you know that could do that? If I tried it, I guarantee it’d be a fail
Yeah, I call win on that. Unless someone is a horrible parker and ends up hitting him later…
I hope that guy survived!
he can’t die like that
Is it dead?
The Godfather, anyone?
This is clearly a WIN
I think this is a defying gravity win
I bet this is actually how Spiderman takes naps. Only he could just do this upside down.
wahahahahahahaha!!!!! the guy must be dead in that way!!!
Why is that a fail? Don’t you think he did that on purpose?
I mean, do you really think he unfortunately fell like that and went to sleep?
I WOULD FART ON HIS FACE
I must be the only one who sees this as a WIN!
Well, if it’s a cat, it must be a Mexican cat.
Or a Teamster.
that photo was taken in mexico
Whats this about though really.
The true face of Speedy Gonzales.
I THINK HES A RAPE VICTIM!!!
What a bug that guy is!
Its a WIN!
This is new style of car bumpers
I like Honda’s , But i prefer VW’s, MORE leg room <[:o)