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Some days are just like that. (Via Engrish Funny)
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Believe me, I have.
You, too?
I believe we were both there last time.
we were three, but you were drunk, so you can’t remember
You appear to have missed your period.
…What were you saying about lat time…?
last*
touche.
My god mom…I shouldn’t even be able to spell that yet!
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Fail images for Apples new iPad from iPad Jailbreak
Bad tounche.
Oh Dear!!! Do you know who the father is?
ELSA!!!!! *squeeze*
Nicetacya!
She’s making willies out of clay. *giggles*
*points and laughs*
… and they’re detachable!
Aaaargh!!!! Earworm!!!
Holy crap. Khaaaaaaan finally got himself an avatar!
That’s what I said yesterday! Isn’t it awesome, DW?
I just Khaaaaaaan’t believe my eyes!!
Maybe he stopped smoking too much Khaaaaaaanabis?
If khaaaaaaan khaaaaaaan do it, anybody khaaaaaaan.
♬ Khaaaantanamera, guajira Khaaaantanamera… ♬
Anything you Khaaaaaaah do, I Khaaaaaaan do better!
*dances the Khaaaaaaan Khaaaaaaan *
Your doin’ it wrong.
+’ +e ^
Grumble grumble. *Bukkits*
e^(πi)+1=0
There is no value of i that can solve that equation.
Is that what makes it imaginary?
I’m pretty sure a shrubbery would do the trick.
Well that gives me a totally different view on the instrument in her hand.
Ouchies.
Mohel summer camp?
Looks like they’re doing some pretty bris-k business.
It’s a cutting edge business.
Some of the staff have been chopped, however.
What you don’t get in salary you make up with plenty of tips.
Everybody wants a slice of the pie…
Well, you always slice before skinning something.
Aw, cut it out, guys!!
Who circumcised that pie?? I like the crust!
What? We’re just carving-out a niche for ourselves, aren’t we, Dragon?
It’s shear brilliance to snap out puns right off the top of your head.
Come to think of it, why would a little girl want a clay p-
Oh… Never mind.
Her dad got it for her after the divorce.
Joint custody WIN!
Khaaaaaaan, have I mentioned that I love your new look?
Thanks! I feel a lot less trollish.
Very nice. I likey!
I didn’t think you looked (or acted) trollish before, Khaaaaaaan . I just thought you were a non-conformist.
*squeeze*
So much for that, eh? *starts chanting* “One of us, one of us, one of us…” *squeeze*
one of us … one of us … one of us …
# One of us is lying
One of us is crying
In her lonely bed #
♪ What if Khaaaaaaan was one of us? ♪
# You may look like we do
Talk like we do
But you know how it is
You’re not one of us #
♬ You look like a khaaaaaaan
Walk like a khaaaaaaan
Talk like a khaaaaaaan
But I got wise
You’re the devil in disguise ♬
Awwwww… shucks…
♬ Khaaaaaaan you feel the love tonight ♬
*streaks in from earlier fail and throws on a dress.*
Time to do the Khaaaaaaan Khaaaaaaan!
*starts dancing.*
♬ Khaaaaaaan you feel that sunshine? ♬ Short shorts!!!
Toga! Toga! Toga!


Ummm…
Sorry…got a little carried away…
Drink!
Drink!!
Drink!!!
Streak!
Streak!!
Streak!!!
*enters Ms B*
:p
I told you, I don’t do it on command.
Wasn’t a command. It was expectation. Huge difference, no?
Heee!!!!
How about by request?
Please!
Please!!
Please!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
*whispers*
Spaz!
Spaz!
Spaz!
Looks like something my ex would do…
Sorry…that was mean of me.
Understandable. Besides if we can’t be mean to our exes, who could be mean to them?
True…very true…
I make a killing selling those shirts!
Yes, but who are you killing?
♫ Killing me softly with her… shirt… ♪
Also clothing company fail for making the shirt in the first place.
Seconds.
Is it just me, or am I the only one bothered by a little girl wearing this? She can’t be much older than ten…and methinks a bit young for that type of advertising…IMO…
*gets off soapbox*
I would definitely wait until my daughters hit their teens to get them this shirt. And then, only if they actually wanted the shirt. So no, it’s not just you.
*sign, sign, pass*
I learned years ago not to question the idiotic decisions parents made regarding their children.
At least it’s better than a shirt that says:
“If you think I am hot you should see my mom.”
I think that would be more distirbing.
On a ten year old? To say the least!
Didn’t your daughter just get married?
I am in denial. Besides, her step-mother got her a t-shirt that says “Daddy’s Girl”.
That’s a bit inappropriate. He can get stuff like that for his daughter, but a step-mother? I don’t know, I think it’s… off somehow.
See this blood? It’s cuz I have been biting my tongue. I am trying to be really good. *halo*
Well, hello to you too.
*waves*
ROFL!!!
*pounceSqueezesJules*
Now, that’s more of the welcome I am use to.
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
You’ll come up with some wonderful subtle revenge. I have faith in you.
One day. It sucks cuz she is so good to my ex-hubby who happens to be my best friend.
*sympathy-squeeeze*
*removes the “h” from mother, inserts “ns” between the “o” and “t”*
I fixed that for you.
Why do you think it’s on FailBlog?
I once saw the following on the backside of a pair of jeans being worn by an 8-year-old:
“Not here, not now, not ever”
They were her size and she was wearing them at school.
Hmmm… maybe I should see if I can find some for my youngest. My oldest doesn’t like jeans.
That message sounds appropriate for those who would be looking.
Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact. Now would someone please get me a drink? It’s time to start the Cuddle Puddle™!!
Woot!
*hands Judy a margarita*
*dives into Cuddle Puddle™*
*slurps*
Ah!
Good friends, good drinks, good gracious, I’m glad it’s Friday!!
*sinks into pillows*
*slides into Cuddle Puddle*
Ahhh, I’ve been waiting for this all week.
Me, too…
*sigh*
Why didn’t anyone tell me about this? Dammit!!!!
The CP is a no-grumbling zone. There will be only happy thoughts and hornyplay rolechat in here please.
I’ve heard that request before…
*slips into cuddle puddle, turns head and coughs*
Sorry, didn’t see you there, AE!
*ShamWows*
No worries, I’m e-immune.
*squeeze*
Hey, I already coughed once!
*squeeze*
INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
*cannonballs into the cuddle puddle*
HI!
*squeezes failpeeps*
NS, when I was 16 I went out on a date with a man who was quite a bit older–probably about 22 or 23. At dinner, he asked me if I’d ever had a “slow comfortable screw against the wall”. Horrified, I got up and left–and it wasn’t until much, much later that I realized he was only asking me if I wanted a drink. *snork*
That was inappropriate, even for a precocious dragon.
Yes, but I will continue to tell inappropriate stories anyway.
Gimme the strongest thing you got!
On second thought… I’ll have a black Russian.
I am guessing you don’t get a drink if you use fowl language.
I can’t discuss my pet duck?
Sure you can! Don’t be chicken!
Enough with the foul play!
Look…you’ve made Avis quail in fear. Shame!
Leila – you call it your “vault”??
Don’t grouse about it.
Let’s keep the conversation light and pheasant.
I guess none of us are getting drinks. I’m disappointed too, I was looking forward to some Wild Turkey.
*smacks googie with rolled newspaper*
BAD BOY!!!
*makes purchase at adult bookstore*
*puts in batteries*
Here, Leila, I got you the new Super-Sensation BOB2010™.
Oooooooooooooh! It sparkles too!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Thanks LBG!
*stores BOB2010™ in vault*
Is that what you’re calling it these days?
I’m more concerned about the ‘store’ part.
*Does running Cannonball into Cuddle Puddle*
*squeezes all the Failpeeps*
Ahhhh, thank goodness. Happy Friday everyone!
Awww – cute avatar, Scotty!
I must agree. No more school… for two days that is.
Wheeee!
*swan dives into floofy cuddle puddle*
Happy Weekend, Failpeeps.!
It’s happy only if you make the weekend last till next week.
Sorry but my Saturday and Sunday just fly by.
Monday is next week!
*fleeswithaquickness*
Aren’t those all the stages of grief?
One is missing – I just don’t know which.
*hands Judy a Blue UV and lemonade* (can’t imagine what else a Smurf would drink)
Cuddle Puddle™!!!! *jumps in*
Ah, this is good, too!
Does it seem to anyone else that this work-week has lasted nine days?
*raises hand*
*raises hand*
Me! Me me me! Pick me!
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
:[
:[
:[
:[
*tickle*
*tickle*
*tickle*
*tickle*
Hee!
Hee!
Hee!
Hee!
You’re lucky, it seems even longer than that to me.
I’m sorry, let me put that away…
CP FTW
{Kool-Aid Man} Oh, yeah!!! {/Kool-Aid Man}
♫ I was just gettin’ fired when I was five…♫
Am I the only one dressed for Valentines Day?
I’m dressed for Spring, a little early.
That’s cuz you are trying to rush it. I don’t blame you.
*squeezeSpringyMsB*
Winter sucks! It’s hard to wait for it to move on.
I like winter for Christmas. The day after it should quit.
I got a VD bling-thingy on, but you can’t hardly see it. I think I’ll do sumpin’ else…
Venereal
Disease
Valentine’s Day, silly!
Okay. Fine. I took my blingy-thingy off. Happy?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I am sorry.
Change it back. *sob*
Nope. Not gonna, and you can’t make me.
*stamps foot*
*folds arms*
*turns on heel*
:p
K.
*hangs head down and leaves thread*
Jeesh. I didn’t think you’d be THAT easy on me…
I was going to pull the ‘big sister card’ on you.
My pink costume is almost Valentines-y. I’ll probably switch to something else pink on Monday – can’t quite bring myself to be “real” Valentines-y until February.
It’s prettyful!!! I am with you now. I will go change until February.
♪ Don’t go changing, to try and please us
You never let us down before. . . ♪
♪
Oh god here’s that question now
The one that makes me go insane
I’d gladly tear my heart out
If you never change, never change,
Never, never, never, never, change.
♪
It didn’t even occur to me until you mentioned it. I am a guy though, you can’t expect me to remember Valentine’s Day.
MEN!
So I know not to expect anything blingie from you on our anniversary. Good to know.
*hateshateshatesHATES Valentines day*
*always has*
If someone could justify the day for me I may learn to like it.
Flower, card, and candy sales boost the economy?
Don’t forget all the therapists who suddenly see a spike in patient numbers. And morgue workers who get paid overtime that week.
What? Bitter? Me? ~never~
I don’t even know when Valentines day is. And I absolutely don’t care.
*puts a reminder on AE’s iPhone for Feb 14th*
*contacts his friend’s daughter to help me turn the iPhone on*
Thankfully, hat’s your celebration day, it still doesn’t matter here. Even though companies desperately try to enforce it, like Halloween…
*puts on hat*
*doesn’t like it*
*inserts t to make it “that”*
You’re softy, AE.
Now I’m dropping A’s?
I don’t want it. I am trying to give it away. Flowers and candy (if you are into that kinda thing) should be given to your loved one on an on going basis.
I hereby boycott valentine’s day!
*chains herself to … something .. and sits*
Ugh, can’t you chain yourself to an inanimate object for once?
I’ve got somewhere to be, and I’m not bringing you with me.
*chains herself and Jon to the Hallmark building*
Better?
Why are you in Kansas City Leila? And how’d you get Jon; there?
That’ll do.
…
…
…so, I hear you like burritos.
Avis, I will go to any length to stop VD.
Jon, yes I like burritos. Don’t you?
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/01/28/classy-fail/#comment-770901
Can’t say burritos are so readily available in the UK.
But seeing as I’m in Kansas now, I’m ready to try one!
I didn’t know you LIKED BURRITOS!
Jon, you don’t want a Kansas burrito. Nope. Trust me.
If you’re in Kansas City, forget the burrito and get some real Barbecue.
Can someone clue Jon and GS as to what burrito vs taco is about? I don’t have the heart.
Steak. In Kansas you can get a really good steak. It’s best just to stick to that.
I was just being silly.
*boops Leila on the nose*
*rides away on a tiny unicycle*
It”s kind of along the lines of the “grilled cheese sandwich” but refers to …uh… “parts” rather than… errr… “acts”.
I am just happy with a good grilled cheese sandwich every now and again.
I am George Bush and I approve this message …
*whip crack*
Tacos rule!
OH!
I just got that. Eeek. I’m definitely for tacos.
But see, we like Halloween! It’s fun! You get to dress up and be something different for a day/night. Valentines day only makes the people in relationships feel guilty if they don’t give their significant other something, or pissed off if they didn’t get something. And it tries to make the single people feel like they are losers for not having a significant other to give things to or get things from. It’s really very ugly.
far too often does a day of “love” turn into a day of jealousy, arguments and boasting.
I didn’t say you shouldn’t like any of your celebration days – I just don’t want to be bothered with them. But our companies of course think “hey, that’s a great way to make more money” and try to force some American celebration days down our throats. With some success.
(BTW – I don’t like dressing up.)
Not even like sheep?
He only wears sheep in certain places
I just think of all the money I save not playing into their little head games and let the rest of them do whatever they want.
… and Halloween is my birthday, so it must be celebrated properly!
At Disneyland!
*wishes she could celebrate her birthday at Disneyland*
*is looking forward to taking the kiddywinks to Disneyland this summer*
I plan to tag along with Ms B to her Hawaiian trip.
Meh! I still don’t like the holiday.
No personal fan of Valentine’s Day, either.
Just reminds me of the broken dreams and lonely days.
*haz a sad*
One day in February is not special.
But all my failpeeps are!
Aaaaaaaaaaw!!!
I second the sentiment.
Third.
*goes forth*
*takes fifth*
*sixth sense*
*Seven ups*
*is the world’s eight wonder*
*squeezes goodbye*
Nein, nein!
Ten-Q for the laughs, Arthur!
*SQUEEEZE*
*Squeezes goodbye*
*Film at eleven*
yay! me speshul!
*golf craps*
*misses own hand and slaps self*
Poor Jon.
*pat pat pat*
Oh! You’re a lot taller than I thought!
CUDDLE PUDDLE IS OPEN!!! Get your drinks on and jump in.
SORRY…WE’RE CLOSED!!!!!
Aww, and I just doused myself in coffee.
*cowering*
Go up there ZA and take Jules with you.
Commited a trollish sin of not reading comments before posting. I need to confess!!!
PADRE!!!!!!
Hey, ZA — did you see my reply to you yesterday (after the “Insanity” lyrics)?
Have now – both of them. Each made me smile for different reasons.
I never have — now that I have a little one, Halloween has become more about her even though it’s my birthday.
They’re using “Weird Science” now for a Radio Shack commercial. I was happy to hear the song, but a little sad to see it being used to hock a thoroughly non-Boingo-ish product…. and I realized the song is now probably 25 years old & out of eminent domain.
*feels old now*
My soon-to-be 9 year old loves the song “Weird Science.”
Excellent taste.
I think I need to start playing more Boingo for my little one.
I think I heard that commercial too and it also didn’t quite sit right. Fortunately that particular song has been overplayed enough since that damned movie that I could kinda overlook it.
It would have been more appropriate in a casket commercial though.
BYOTCH!
Saaaaankooo beeech!
Now that’s more like it.
*kicks back on the sand*
*watches the waves roll in*
*makes like a wave and splashes on ZA*
Oooh – can you bring me one while you’re up, please?
I like ham on rye.
Turkey on white w/ Lays, please!
I bet this girl thinks she’s very crafty, wearing that shirt to school.
I thought the clay worms made her crafty, not the shirt?
dough!
*facepalm*
Model behavior, to be sure.
ahhh LGB, thou art classy!
Say, are you the same Justin who chatted with LGB the other da? If so, look at my name
yeah… you told me to get an avatar, so I did!
but no thanks, I don’t want to insert anything right now.
*snork*
Well done, young padavan. I just wanted to let you know that the name is your choice, it’s got nothing to do with gravatar. Several here at first thought it did. BTW – welcome!
tank ya very much
You know, lil’ mushy, we haven’t been properly introduced. Also, you haven’t gotten the appropriate first *squeeze* OR the welcome sign. So…….
1. Nicetameetcha!
2. *squeeze*
3. Safety.
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME, JUSTIN!*sparkle*
*squeezesTheLittle’Shroom*
Aww I lika-da-squeezes
*squeezesbackLGB*
*squeezesbackLeila*
[seanconneryvoice]That ish the mosht beautiful shign thish mushy hash ever sheen[/seanconneryvoice]
ROFL!
*snofflerofflekitty*
Moneypenny for your thoughts, lil’ mushy?
Hee! Seeing *snoffle* always makes me smile.
Lol LGB, we’re really bonding aren’t we?
*rushes into room*
*skids to a halt*
*leans against wall, tries to look casual*
Oh, hello. Did I hear Sean Connery? Just curious.
We’re getting quite a community, aren’t we?
MGG, Earlybath, TheMotts and now Justin already this year.
Don’t forget Dargus. Anyone else we’re missing?
Making lists of fellow failers is never a good idea. Some are always forgotten…
I’ll never forget what’s-her-name.
What about me?
Hehe!
*Flips Leila upside down*
lool fail american parents
*beats the bastard with an American Flag*
USA!
USA!
USA!
Hey now, let’s not start desecrating the flag like that, OK? Besides, it’s made of cloth so it can’t hurt very much.
Who said she took it off the flagpole?
Really, it’s okay as long as she doesn’t let it touch the ground. It’s perfectly okay to wash your flag.
Just because the t-shirt is in English doesn’t mean she lives in America…
You know, I don’t go around bashing other countries, why do other people seem to feel the need?
You know, I don’t go around bringing reproach upon others, why do other people seem to feel the need?
wait but you just did! …and it wasn’t even original.
*facepalmbothhands*
I did? I don’t think so. And it wasn’t even supposed to be original. Pure repetition isn’t even able to be original.
*palmface*
Your second statement would have been so much more accurate if you ended it one word sooner.
*headstone*
LGB, they just a bunch of jealous haters. Nothing like the US.
♫ On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, “Oooo, oooo, oooo!”
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop ♫
♫ So you wanna be a failstar
Do you have what you will need
A set of big failzookas and an ass no one can see
No wit required
No brains nor style,
If you are smart, faildom may take a while…
You’re a doll.
A puppet with strings.
If they say ‘fly’ you better get yourself some wings.
Literally.
Do you even know what literally means?
(of course you don’t)
You’re a fail star to be – a fail star to be…
So you wanna become famous?
Put your face on TV?
Well first you have to pay a writer,
Then learn how to shoop – hang on -
Don’t shoop, Just stick your ass out and poop
(hopefully to the beat)
And then smile that perfect smile -
Made by computers.
You are now a failstar
No effort involved!
Fireworks! Stage Performers!
And now behold your fans
People just like you
Sucked in by your shoops …
Oh how cool!
You’re a Failstar…
You’re a Failstar… ♫
♬
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony
Of destruction
♬
It worries me that someone would think to manufacture this shirt. D:
I hate to break it to you, but not only did they think about it, they actually went ahead and made it.
yipes!
Prove it!
Link and a picture, or it never happened.
failblog.org/2010/01/29/parenting-fail-25/
Link and a picture, or in never happened.
Only out happened.
Holy tornado. I don’t have a link Or a pic of… my own birth.
But you think, therefore you are.
Aw fooey, I was afraid someone would call my bluff.
Here, bluff-bluff-bluff-bluff!
I know somebody who would get that for her 13 year old daughter. It would be accurate.
*tries to remember the last time ten year old girls dressed like ten year old girls*
*tries to remember the just when it was when stores stopped selling age appropriate clothes… to anyone!*
On the other hand, the 40s had their disadvantages, too.
*snerk*
lol i’m replying to your comment that’s over a year old
How did the school not send this girl home?
do you really wanna know..?
Yes. And no. I’m on the fence.
Maybe the shirt is accurate. Sending her home would require calling her mother. Would you want to be the one to do that?
In all fairness, I don’t think this is at school. Too many adults in the room and too great an age difference in the children.
Am I a bad person that my first thought was that her parents were divorced and her dad bought the shirt?
Yes, that makes you a bad person. Flog yourself until you learn better.
Matt just discovered that the kid on the photo looks like Axl Rose.
Evan disagreed. He thinks it’s the Weasleys.
You’re giving updates?
Sometimes I’m amazed how many state the same thing for days after the fail left the front page. How many “OMG!!!! ITS AXEL ROSE!!1!!ELEBENTY!!” comments are there? 100?
Most of the new comments on the older fails are like that. Especially the REALLY old fails.
Axl Rose is fart in Gibberish.
That’s a win for BMW.
Stevie just likened him to Sebastian Bach.
Someone before to Dave Mous…tache? Whoever.
*goes to get a ShamWow to wipe coffee off the monitor*
You’re a goddess on your knees?!?!?
I’m a goddess anyway.
And we wouldn’t have it any other way!
*squeeze*
yeah whats about that?
The moderator took a vacation to try out for Zombie Idol (clickie!! clickie!!) and left me in charge of moderation. I don’t believe in it myself, so I leave all your stupidity out there for the world to mock.
~Nice!~
~Fun for all!~
Found a mad lib for Valentines Day. I need a pick me up so whether you are a fan or not, I hope you participate.
SHOPPING LIST:
3 – Adjectives
1 – Noun
6 – Plural Nouns
1 – Verb
1 – Verb ending with ‘ing’
Verb – duck
Verb w/ing – Bobing
What’s sadder: The fact that a little girl is wearing that shirt or the fact that a store made that shirt in a size that would fit a little girl?
Parenting fail, but child win.
WAIT WTF This girl looks like someone I knew a couple years ago!
I feel like this could also be a divorce WIn! No?
yep… child win…
I need drugs. More and better drugs. Soon.
Illiterate shopper win.
Old picture is old.
her mom’s got one on that says “if you think I’m a whore you should meet my daughter!”
Talk about Red Neck.
Not sure about the redneck thing – only because I am sure that it is a UK store that sells that shirt. I’ve seen a girl here with it on. Sigh
wow thats a horrible shirt i don’t think i would ever let my daughter wear that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s what daddy got her!
after he divorced mommy…
I dunno who I’d smack first; the person who created the shirt, the person who ordered them, the distributor, the store that carries them, the parent who buys them…
Gah! My poor hand is aching already at the amount of slapping that needs to be done!
I’m not so sure if this is a parenting failure. I mean the fact is in our culture, profanity is very much part of our society. As such, this should be something like, “American Failure.”
Wonder if the girl bought the shirt or if her mom bought it for her.
How did she make it to class with that shirt?
I saw a girl wearing this shirt at Wal*Mart once. The difference is, it was a baby :/ Major parenting fail
poor child!
Lol, i saw something the otherway around. it was a guy wearing a pokemon t shirt, that was around his 20s
EPIC FAIL
That’s sad more than anything, that a mother would let their daughter wear a shirt like that.
wtf kind of parents let their like wat 7-8 yr old daughter wear a shirt like that? and WHY in the hell would it even come in kids size????
photoshopped. srsly
ouch!
Win
I would love to meet her
-=WIN=-
Not sure about the redneck thing – only because I am sure that it is a UK store that sells that shirt. I’ve seen a girl here with it on. Sigh
WIN!!
I know somebody who would get that for her 13 year old daughter. It would be accurate.
..I think her mom doesn’t know what’s she wearing xD
Man, the number of people who get bent out of shape over kids wearing harmless shirts like these is so funny. I must remember to stock up on such shirts in children’s sizes for my future kids.