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  1. Adam the unwittily named says:

    Believe me, I have.

  2. Aja says:

    She’s making willies out of clay. *giggles*

  3. Ms B ♥ says:

    Her dad got it for her after the divorce.

  4. Judy says:

    I make a killing selling those shirts!

  5. Blangadanger says:

    Also clothing company fail for making the shirt in the first place.

  6. SuzieQ says:

    Is it just me, or am I the only one bothered by a little girl wearing this? She can’t be much older than ten…and methinks a bit young for that type of advertising…IMO… :-)
    *gets off soapbox*

  7. Judy says:

    Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact. Now would someone please get me a drink? It’s time to start the Cuddle Puddle™!!

  8. Admiral Apparent says:

    ♫ I was just gettin’ fired when I was five…♫

  9. Leila – Marius’s Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

    Am I the only one dressed for Valentines Day?

    Even when I don't celebrate it?
  10. Leila – Marius’s Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

    CUDDLE PUDDLE IS OPEN!!! Get your drinks on and jump in.

    • Leila – Marius’s Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

      SORRY…WE’RE CLOSED!!!!!

      • ZombieApocalypse says:

        Aww, and I just doused myself in coffee.

        • Leila – Marius’s Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

          *cowering*

          I didn't realize it was open already. :oops: 

          Go up there ZA and take Jules with you.

          Commited a trollish sin of not reading comments before posting. I need to confess!!!

          PADRE!!!!!!

        • nightshayde says:

          Hey, ZA — did you see my reply to you yesterday (after the “Insanity” lyrics)?

          • ZombieApocalypse says:

            Have now – both of them. Each made me smile for different reasons. :)

            Did you make it to any of Vato's tribute shows?
            He got everyone but Danny together to play Halloween for 3 years
            and I made at least one show each year. Once again Halloween
            just doesn't seem the same anymore.
            • nightshayde says:

              I never have — now that I have a little one, Halloween has become more about her even though it’s my birthday.

              They’re using “Weird Science” now for a Radio Shack commercial. I was happy to hear the song, but a little sad to see it being used to hock a thoroughly non-Boingo-ish product…. and I realized the song is now probably 25 years old & out of eminent domain. :shock:

              *feels old now*

              • Say g'night, Gracie says:

                My soon-to-be 9 year old loves the song “Weird Science.” :mrgreen:

                • nightshayde says:

                  Excellent taste. :D

                  I think I need to start playing more Boingo for my little one.

                • ZombieApocalypse says:

                  I think I heard that commercial too and it also didn’t quite sit right. Fortunately that particular song has been overplayed enough since that damned movie that I could kinda overlook it.

                  It would have been more appropriate in a casket commercial though. :lol:

      • Jules ♂ ♪ with Nerf balls says:

        :cry:

  11. Leila – Marius’s Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

    BYOTCH!

  12. Super Justin Wow says:

    I bet this girl thinks she’s very crafty, wearing that shirt to school.

  13. Christian fail says:

    lool fail american parents

  14. nightshayde says:

    ♫ On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
    To the next man in the three-piece suit
    I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
    Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo
    I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
    You make me wanna scream, “Oooo, oooo, oooo!”
    I like what ya do when you do what ya do
    You make me wanna shoop

    Shoop shoop ba-doop
    Shoop ba-doop
    Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
    Shoop shoop ba-doop
    Shoop ba-doop
    Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop ♫

    • Demut says:

      ♫ So you wanna be a failstar
      Do you have what you will need
      A set of big failzookas and an ass no one can see
      No wit required
      No brains nor style,
      If you are smart, faildom may take a while…

      You’re a doll.
      A puppet with strings.
      If they say ‘fly’ you better get yourself some wings.
      Literally.
      Do you even know what literally means?
      (of course you don’t)
      You’re a fail star to be – a fail star to be…
      So you wanna become famous?
      Put your face on TV?
      Well first you have to pay a writer,
      Then learn how to shoop – hang on -
      Don’t shoop, Just stick your ass out and poop
      (hopefully to the beat)
      And then smile that perfect smile -
      Made by computers.

      You are now a failstar
      No effort involved!
      Fireworks! Stage Performers!
      And now behold your fans
      People just like you
      Sucked in by your shoops …
      Oh how cool!
      You’re a Failstar…
      You’re a Failstar… ♫

      • ZombieApocalypse says:


        Just like the Pied Piper
        Led rats through the streets
        We dance like marionettes
        Swaying to the symphony
        Of destruction

        Don't make me do it. It will be popular - and epic!
  15. Forty Two says:

    It worries me that someone would think to manufacture this shirt. D:

  16. Kyndig says:

    I know somebody who would get that for her 13 year old daughter. It would be accurate.

  17. Avis says:

    *tries to remember the last time ten year old girls dressed like ten year old girls*
    *tries to remember the just when it was when stores stopped selling age appropriate clothes… to anyone!*

  18. JeffK627 says:

    How did the school not send this girl home?

  19. Arthur Eld says:

    Matt just discovered that the kid on the photo looks like Axl Rose.

  20. Judy says:

    You’re a goddess on your knees?!?!? :shock:

  21. fickdasbernd says:

    yeah whats about that?

    • The moderator took a vacation to try out for Zombie Idol (clickie!! clickie!!) and left me in charge of moderation. I don’t believe in it myself, so I leave all your stupidity out there for the world to mock.

  22. Leila – Marius’s Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

    ~Nice!~

  23. Leila – Marius’s Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

    Found a mad lib for Valentines Day. I need a pick me up so whether you are a fan or not, I hope you participate.

    SHOPPING LIST:

    3 – Adjectives
    1 – Noun
    6 – Plural Nouns
    1 – Verb
    1 – Verb ending with ‘ing’

  24. Ceci says:

    What’s sadder: The fact that a little girl is wearing that shirt or the fact that a store made that shirt in a size that would fit a little girl?

  25. Maas says:

    Parenting fail, but child win.

  26. bishop110 says:

    I feel like this could also be a divorce WIn! No?

  27. nooB one says:

    yep… child win…

  28. Schmoe says:

    I need drugs. More and better drugs. Soon.

  29. 2Foxxie4U says:

    Illiterate shopper win.

  30. plexus says:

    Old picture is old.

  31. abr says:

    her mom’s got one on that says “if you think I’m a whore you should meet my daughter!”

    • Toria says:

      Not sure about the redneck thing – only because I am sure that it is a UK store that sells that shirt. I’ve seen a girl here with it on. Sigh

  32. Jazmine says:

    wow thats a horrible shirt i don’t think i would ever let my daughter wear that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Yonatan says:

    That’s what daddy got her!
    after he divorced mommy…

  34. dawnieangel76 says:

    I dunno who I’d smack first; the person who created the shirt, the person who ordered them, the distributor, the store that carries them, the parent who buys them…

    Gah! My poor hand is aching already at the amount of slapping that needs to be done!

  35. Daniel says:

    I’m not so sure if this is a parenting failure. I mean the fact is in our culture, profanity is very much part of our society. As such, this should be something like, “American Failure.”

  36. Wonder if the girl bought the shirt or if her mom bought it for her.

  37. Jeff says:

    How did she make it to class with that shirt?

  38. Jessica says:

    I saw a girl wearing this shirt at Wal*Mart once. The difference is, it was a baby :/ Major parenting fail

  39. Skoyler says:

    Lol, i saw something the otherway around. it was a guy wearing a pokemon t shirt, that was around his 20s

  40. Gretgor says:

    EPIC FAIL

  41. Obother says:

    That’s sad more than anything, that a mother would let their daughter wear a shirt like that.

  42. peanut says:

    wtf kind of parents let their like wat 7-8 yr old daughter wear a shirt like that? and WHY in the hell would it even come in kids size????

  43. ej8989 says:

    photoshopped. srsly

  44. BenTwoShoes says:

    I would love to meet her

  45. Not sure about the redneck thing – only because I am sure that it is a UK store that sells that shirt. I’ve seen a girl here with it on. Sigh

  46. LeDucDArcachon says:

    WIN!!

  47. I know somebody who would get that for her 13 year old daughter. It would be accurate.

  48. ROFL ^^ says:

    ..I think her mom doesn’t know what’s she wearing xD :P

  49. GammaPaladin says:

    Man, the number of people who get bent out of shape over kids wearing harmless shirts like these is so funny. I must remember to stock up on such shirts in children’s sizes for my future kids.


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