I lived with a guy, Matt Mansur in Reno. He told me that he molested his 8yo daughter and never got caught. It’s like, he bragged about it. I don’t live with him anymore because he broke into his ex girlfriends car and now has a restraining order from her. He was a creep.
You never fell victim to one of my clickies did you? Not the usual one, that’s just my blog. But ask about the Devynils (however it’s spelled) incident.
DISCLAIMER: This is not an endorsement in any way, shape or form. I have no idea what this is, except to say I Googled “celebrity fad diet news” and this was on page 1 of the results. It may infect your computer with malware till the cows come home for all I know, but it looked … appropriate for the group.
CLICKIE!! CLICKIE!!
For those who are more than a little hesitant,
just mouse over and note the website URL.
Doctor D? I’ve got this rash. It seems to get worse in the summertime, but it kinda hurts in the winter, too. Actually, it’s just kinda flamey-itchy all the time. I’ve tried everything — creams, lotions — to no avail. Once, when I was a little younger (probably about five to ten years ago), it went away, but then it came back the very next day — only even worse…
Sarcasm is the rhetorical device of using a characterization of something or someone in order to express contempt.[1] It is closely connected with irony, in that the two are often combined in the same statement.
In about 45 minutes, I am going to hit the road for wonderful, beautiful, exemplary, and, of course, totally superior Silver Falls (with an ‘s’) State Park. I’ll see you guys on Monday! Toodles!
Somewhat. Of course my situation is nothing more emotions in a meat grinder. Others have far more pressing issues than I.
Do I sound like a total spoiled brat if I want to move? Far, far away?
Deserts can be good. I was in Monument Valley once and just stood listening to the air. We have desert east of the Cascades, but it’s not the same. The air felt different.
You should try that near Taos sometime. They say there is a “hum” that can be heard. People claim there are numerous “ley lines” that meet there, creating a harmonic vibration that is audible. I’ve never heard it, but then, I’ve only been there four or five times.
No, never have been a horse person. Don’t know why. When I was a kid I never understood the whole “I want a pony” thing. I wanted a cat. I’m pretty sure I was an odd kid.
For years now I have wanted a Dales Pony. Google them for pics. I have been on a horse twice in my life. The first time I was six and had my picture taken on an aged Shetland belonging to a door to door photographer. The second a couple of years later at a pony ride. It tried to buck me off and bite my uncles arm.
Still I would like one or two. I would like a hobby farm to go around them.
What I really want is a three story warehouse building, to do with what I want. I’m something of a design geek, so this is my idea of heaven. I don’t need expensive furniture, I have my own designs (which realistically would probably cost an arm and a leg or three to produce). I like the idea that I could design my surroundings.
There is always someone with more pressing issues. That doesn’t lessen the value of our own problems. That can sound like a somewhat jerk like thing to say, but we can throw ourselves on the grenade only so many times.
So why does it feel like throwing oneself on that grenade so often?
I know it’s trite. I know everyone does it/has been there/whatever, doesn’t change much though.
I think I may have to go to bed now, it’s after midnight and I’m having problems keeping my eyes open. Have a good night and I’ll probably see you some time tomorrow.
Its such as you read my mind! You appear to understand so much about this, such as you wrote the book in it or something. I feel that you simply could do with some percent to power the message home a little bit, but other than that, that is excellent blog. An excellent read. I’ll certainly be back.
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Pwnt.
Pedo with nice tie?
Poor weatherman needs toddlers?
Pterodactyls wiggle naked toes?
Pull white nuts taught?
Pfft, Why not try?
People wear nothing tonight.
Pedants wreck noob’s taunting.
Pickles will not tango.
Perhaps we need ‘taters?
pedo wants nice teen
C-c-c-combo breaker!
Oh wow, that was perfect.
Perhaps we’re not there
That’s right. 100 points for you.
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I lived with a guy, Matt Mansur in Reno. He told me that he molested his 8yo daughter and never got caught. It’s like, he bragged about it. I don’t live with him anymore because he broke into his ex girlfriends car and now has a restraining order from her. He was a creep.
It’s not the child molesting but the fact he broke into a car that made you move???
Maybe that’s his name ;]
Thats phantasmic.
Another Fail — this day is just too good to be true!! And we can even say imagine …
Hey — be nice!!
Nice is for the blog down the block. This. Is
Failblog.
*walksawaywithaquikness*
Certainly not PK.
You might not want to tangle with Elsa_Mama. Fair warning.
Hey there Avis baby!! I heard a rummor that the Minty Green Guy is a babe in the woods … so maybe we should not be muddling the minors?!
Wait…what?
she means you’re under the legal age for…y’know.
Stuff.
Scrabble, Monopoly,
SexLudo. That stuff.Legal age for Ludo? But he’s so sweet. Plus he can call rocks.
Yeah, you need three sixes to get your counters out.
Or at least, three sixes in America. It’s only 2 sixes and a 4 over here. Our Ludo rules are different.
He wants to play with the “grown-ups” so I say, let him. But give him some pointers.
1. Never, I repeat, NEVER click on one of Granny’s clickies. Just say no.
2. Punctation, grammar, punctation, grammar. Rinse, repeat.
*rinses*
*repeats*
Colon, sentence, period, clause?
And pay attention to the warnings given concerning ANY clickie.
Repeat: ANY clickie.
OhMyGOD!!
The BBC! It BURNS!!
Hahahahahaha… FEEL THAT SLIGHTLY LIBERALLY BIASED NEWS!!!
No! No! I don’t want a Government funded, reliable news service!
I want Celebrity fad diets, and Page 3 girls, and Page 4 girls, and the latest news from the stock market!
All with a strong BNP ethos.
*slow sad head shake*
What is the world coming to.
You never fell victim to one of my clickies did you? Not the usual one, that’s just my blog. But ask about the Devynils (however it’s spelled) incident.
Heh, I’ve been here long enough to know that I probably don’t want to know.
The Daily Sun Mail?
…
…
… SUH-WEEET!
DISCLAIMER: This is not an endorsement in any way, shape or form. I have no idea what this is, except to say I Googled “celebrity fad diet news” and this was on page 1 of the results. It may infect your computer with malware till the cows come home for all I know, but it looked … appropriate for the group.
CLICKIE!! CLICKIE!!
It needs moar boobs + racism.
Yes, now you can be racist, peverted and blame the Labour Party on everything in one handy paper! The Daily Sun Mail! It’s all in there.
Either we have forgotten how to use the reply button or we’ve had some house cleaning done. What happened here?
You forgot to add:
3. Safety.
ok.
3+safety= Dance.
*Cha-Chas*
whats a “rummor”? is that like a child molester?
I do believe that “ya” was supposed to be a “yeah”.
No no… leave it the way it was. *grabs popcorn and a bean bag*
*Pulls a bag over khaaaan’s beans* Sorry, but I was worried someone might step on them without noticing …
Jules and I had a date at the Manor, but it was called off due to chloroform … but regardless it was not for public consumption….
yan shtinksh
I know what car he drives to work.
yea windowless van with free candy on the side. totally lagit.
More like a Kia Sedona with Mass. tags that read PEDO.
heh.. i took the photo of that car heh.
Sure you did. You’re also hung like a horse, right?
Hey.. i did take the pic of that car.. serious…
Oh no … he’s serious
:[
Must. Resist… *poke*
Nevermind.
You poke, you pay.
:[
Speaking of serious… someone is have a serious temper tantrum over on the name fail/photoshop win post!!!
Having, someone is having a serious temper tantrum.
I just dashed over there to take a look. I described it as a hissy fit.
These people baffle me. Who cares if we post here regularly? Why should that bother someone?
*shrug*
That description works too.
I think they think that our posting regularly somehow proves their superiority. That seems to be how they think, in any case.
Well Scott my theory is that they are not regular and thus they need more fiber.
They think Avis?
Well, sorta. If it can be called thinking.
Haha! You may be right coyote. It’s amazing what a good bowel movement can do for one’s outlook.
Oh pfffft. That guy is a troll. I mean, I have no problem if someone doesn’t think we’re funny. Their opinion, their prerogative.
The fact that he thinks he can openly insult and abuse people without consequence is what makes him a troll.
Can I get a description to this post that I can follow…which fail?
It’s this one
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/01/27/name-fail-photoshop-win/
Ah, the iPad fail, much obliged.
Hmm, trying again…
Much obliged for the iPad link.
You’re most welcome
(the grammatically correct you that is)
I am sorry, but serious is not allowed here. He’ll need to take a penalty.
seriously. I even have diff shots of that kia. I can upload them on my profile (michaeljfox) if you want. for serious.
We don’t care. I would have thought you’d have figured that out by now.
What? you cant be serious.
Oh wow … he’s still serious :~| Careful with those uploads dude — could be dangerous — just ask Mr. Dot!
Is that the schmaltzy horse from the Valentine poem?
No, the one parked in the “Reserved for Weatherman” spot, silly.
Why don’t they just fire him instead?
You cant fire someone for that.
If that were true, then schools would be the most terrifying place on earth.
You mean like . . .Catholic School?
*golf claps*
how does golf get the clap?
Is this a Tiger Woods joke?
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
hmm… I guess you already heard this one.
A hole in one.
Exposure to bushes
Pedobears are endangered.
So the license plate was wildlife activism?
♪ Break it up when he opens the door. Oh oh oh. He’s doin’ wild, wild life. . . ♪
Crikey! Look what we have here!
I guess in the recession, they’d hire anybody these days…
I don’t quite see why I shouldn’t be your children’s teacher.
Or me.
Seriously, of all the men, I picked Mr Trump.
And I vank him.
He shouldn’t have broken up with the Director before the start of the show.
I had no idea children were directors
*facepalm*
HA!
*headdesk x100*
applies bandaids*
*puts “*” infront off applies*
*facpalm*
*takes second “f” off “off”*
*hands MGG an ‘e’ and a crash helmet*
*Snickers*
*Takes MGG’s mittens off*
*Slips a space between the “in” and the “front.”*
*Reminds Mr. Minty about the perils of living in glass houses*
Masturbate in the basement?
*Spit take*
*gaudy horn music*
*camera “keyholes” onto Marius’ surprised face*
*safety*
The End.
It was such a good story too…
Did the man get caught in the basement? Did Jon and Marius have that child they always have been meaning to adopt?!
Tune in next fail for the final episode “Dear Jon;”
You can’t walk around naked?
Says who?
Prove it!
Sure you can, it’s called exhibitionism.
Exorbitant Windex costs?
Requires restrained use of Wii controller?
*has a 65″ HDTV in living room*
*unrestrained wii-ing is punishable at extreme volume levels*
You f off
It takes so little until you show your true face.
*whistles innocently*
MGG: “*takes second “f” off “off”*”
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
If you were on the other FB, you would really get it. Your smiley tells me you didn’t.
PLEASE!!!!!
*puppy dog eyes*
I wonder, woman, if he will.
*deer-in-headlights look*
*is terrified of Facebook*
*isn’t exactly sure why*
*adjusts tiara*
*sprays tiara with alcohol/water spray* That’s better — all shiney now!
Pretty please … with brains on top?
*removes mask and shows his true face*
BLAAARRRGHHHIIAUYGGHH
*removes face and shows his true terror*
BLAAARRRGHHHIIAUYGGHH!!!
*removes terror and shows his true case*
BLAAARRRGHHHIIAUYGGHH!!!!!! (you also have a molestation charge).
And aren’t you a cutie!
*removes sunglasses and GLOWERS*
You’ll need a DeskPillow too, soon.
I don’t get it.
Ask teh cat to explain it to you.
Is teh cat dried off yet? Wasn’t Marius taking care of that task? Or, was it Jules?
*Puts finger on nose*
Not it!
*puts finger on knot*
Knows it!
hahaha. omg… poor little weather guy.
Doctor D? I’ve got this rash. It seems to get worse in the summertime, but it kinda hurts in the winter, too. Actually, it’s just kinda flamey-itchy all the time. I’ve tried everything — creams, lotions — to no avail. Once, when I was a little younger (probably about five to ten years ago), it went away, but then it came back the very next day — only even worse…
Yes.
Perhaps.
Have you tried BaconLube™? It seems to cure my itch.
You’ve just demonstrated you can copy and paste from Wikipedia, but you can’t be bothered to take out the citation numbers. Congrats.
Notice copy and paste doesn’t require reading ability, let alone comprehension.
Sarcasm is the rhetorical device of using a characterization of something or someone in order to express contempt.[1] It is closely connected with irony, in that the two are often combined in the same statement.
~ That’s much better. ~
*RIGL*
*ROFLMAO*
*Snickers*
wat?
You have a bad cold LGB. Now get out of my office. . . and don’t touch the door knobs.
I recommend the “contact us” link for comments of this nature.
kthnxbai!
He looks like Shepherd Smith
Looks like pedobear got a new job. His forecast consists of him telling everyone which neighborhoods he’s going to be in in a given day.
Thus serving a public cause (which is a good thing)
okay, anyone want to fill me in? not getting this one at all.
got it yet?
what color would you like to be filled in with??
There is a “goofy fail commercials” site??!! Cool!
I am always amazed at the things that excercise people …
Like a personal trainer?
They amaze me every time as well.
Or an exorcist.
Can somebody please answer the door. I’m a little tied up right now.
Well…
In about 45 minutes, I am going to hit the road for wonderful, beautiful, exemplary, and, of course, totally superior Silver Falls (with an ‘s’) State Park. I’ll see you guys on Monday! Toodles!
Yours,
Shadow
Have a wonderful, exciting, safe trip, Shadow!
Enjoy you lucky Shadow you.
Have fun!
Happy trails Shadow.
I really like his shoes.
You here?
Yup. How are things for you?
All things considered, fine. Are things getting any better for you?
Somewhat. Of course my situation is nothing more emotions in a meat grinder. Others have far more pressing issues than I.
Do I sound like a total spoiled brat if I want to move? Far, far away?
*ahem*
…more THAN emotions in…
I’ve seriously wished to move to a cottage northeast of Loch Ness. No kidding.
I’m thinking a nice big studio/loft in Santa Fe or Taos. Roomy, but not huge.
Deserts can be good. I was in Monument Valley once and just stood listening to the air. We have desert east of the Cascades, but it’s not the same. The air felt different.
You should try that near Taos sometime. They say there is a “hum” that can be heard. People claim there are numerous “ley lines” that meet there, creating a harmonic vibration that is audible. I’ve never heard it, but then, I’ve only been there four or five times.
Would you want a horse too?
No, never have been a horse person. Don’t know why. When I was a kid I never understood the whole “I want a pony” thing. I wanted a cat. I’m pretty sure I was an odd kid.
For years now I have wanted a Dales Pony. Google them for pics. I have been on a horse twice in my life. The first time I was six and had my picture taken on an aged Shetland belonging to a door to door photographer. The second a couple of years later at a pony ride. It tried to buck me off and bite my uncles arm.
Still I would like one or two. I would like a hobby farm to go around them.
What I really want is a three story warehouse building, to do with what I want. I’m something of a design geek, so this is my idea of heaven. I don’t need expensive furniture, I have my own designs (which realistically would probably cost an arm and a leg or three to produce). I like the idea that I could design my surroundings.
You too!
My current house is a 21st century take on a Victorian idea of an Elizabethan house. Does that make any sense at all?
Alas, moderation, it is back. The “i” word is no longer to be used willy-nilly. *sigh*
There is always someone with more pressing issues. That doesn’t lessen the value of our own problems. That can sound like a somewhat jerk like thing to say, but we can throw ourselves on the grenade only so many times.
So why does it feel like throwing oneself on that grenade so often?
I know it’s trite. I know everyone does it/has been there/whatever, doesn’t change much though.
Oh there’s a lot of it about. Many people being unhappy does not lessen the unhappiness of any one individual.
It is easy to feel trapped. Particularly if family is involved.
Winter sucks. I want sunlight. Lots of it.
Sunlight is a proven mood lifter.
I wasn’t quite right about feeling trapped. One can be trapped. Traps can be got out of however.
I’m working on that. If I have to gnaw off my own leg, I’m working on it.
If you figure out how to please let me know. Winning the Mega Millions Lotto is the only way that I can think of. At least 100 would work.
I think I may have to go to bed now, it’s after midnight and I’m having problems keeping my eyes open. Have a good night and I’ll probably see you some time tomorrow.
Night Avis. Sleep well.
OMG RAPIST!!!! *calls cops over to get nasty rapist*
the joke being that theres a rapist in my area
News flash, there’s a rapist in almost EVERY area.
hmm its true. thats the scary thing though *shudders*
… chibiwiccan you must come with me to my… mobile home… yeah.
My first thought was the kid saying “Are you my mommy?”
lol
Blame.
*Sigh*
The party’s over.
Some one did not like him on that TV-station…
that guy is my friend
who is the child molester him?
This is crazy! poor guy!
STANDING OVATION!
I think this was the producer’s idea of a hilarious laugh.
My first thought was the kid saying “Are you my mommy?”
lol
Its such as you read my mind! You appear to understand so much about this, such as you wrote the book in it or something. I feel that you simply could do with some percent to power the message home a little bit, but other than that, that is excellent blog. An excellent read. I’ll certainly be back.