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Hi everybody
Could you please tell me why this is funny? During your absence I didn’t understand a single fail.
I don’t quite get it even in his presence. Strange, huh?
Which cat are you?
a usual one… but wait, i have superpowers!
Show me.
got liquor?
*Snickers*
still I need some booze before I start the magic
*dunks teh cat in a vat of beer*
Good?
Now why would you do that to the beer? I’m allergic to cats!!!
*hic* noew see mai magik!… *passes out*
*removes cat from vat of beer*
*rings beer off cat*
*hangs cat to dry*
Sorry Avis. I fixed it.
Aw come on sis! First the stockings, now this?
*Tries to push drying cat to far side of shower*
*snoffle*
*puts panties in sink to soak*
What? They’re delicate…
Incidentally, what have you been doing with my stockings bro? I seem to be missing a few pairs.
*Runs from bathroom before hairspray fog makes chest hair stiff*
He sold them on ebay. I saw them while selling Judy’s Fireman “adult” movie.
OMG Jules!!!
*stifles laughter*
Oh Minty! Don’t you know we don’t sell those on eBay? We turn them to DW’s Adult Shop.
Hey, don’t look at me sis. I’m a lumberjack.
And the slightly frightening, vastly amusing thing is… there really IS a DW’s adult shop! Leila has the picture to prove it!!
*cough* does anybody care adout me hanging there? my tail’s going numb
A) what is DW’s adult shop and
B) how do I get in?
*Sneaks back into the bathroom*
*Grabs teh cat*
*Flees*
Take teh cat down and hands him to Jules to suck/lick/dry … watch out for the claws!
You might need these, Elsa.
*hands Elsa “**” for future use*
Oh, so now the Green Guy thinks he is the posting master does he!!!
Just like a guy …
*flicks the “**” back at Mr. Minty* You can keep them, I have plenty!
I’m sorry. Please don’t inflict pain upon me. Please…
He’s wearing the shirt backwards.
go wallmart
This was swiped from “People of Walmart” – in that context is is marginally more funny.
Got liquor?
Lick ‘er?
Stick’ er?
Prick’ er?
Slick ‘er?
Flick’r?
Click`er?
no u!
c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
*cowers*
I sowy!
Vic’er?
*snick ‘er*?
Trick`er
Kick’er?
Knick ‘er?
Pick’er!
Quick’er?
Sick ‘er?
Nick’er?
Tweak`er?
Tuck’er?
Check’er?
Fing’er?
Wreak’er?
Teamkill`er?
What’s this doing here??
You put it there.
Hmmm, why so I did … my apologies!!
You could have put it over there, but then it would have been in a different place.
That is so true. And I guess I really wanted it to be here. I am so glad that that question has been answered.
Thank you for using FB IT department
Please feel out this survey:
Was your problem solved?
1———–10
Was in done in a timely manor?
1———–10
Would you use this service again?
1———–10
Do you like me?
1———–10
Can I come over to your place later?
1———–10
Does this smell like chloroform?
1———–10
Hrm …. Lessee….
Problem solved? hmmm 8
Timely Manor? N/A — I never saw any Manors, that a big house right?
Would I use the Service again? Maybe – if I get to use the Manor.
Do I like you? 10
Can you come over to my place later? Sure – don;t you like your Manor?
Does this smell like chloroform? *sniff* Hmmm… *sniff* ummmmm. *SNIFF* ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jules! It’s a date!
*Snickerzzzzzzzzz*
*snoffle*
*reattaches LGB’s ass*
*giggles*
Holy Cow!! How did you get that past the moderators!!!???? You’re not — you know — sleeping with them for favors are you?
Moderator? We don’t
needgot no stinkin’ moderator.I imagine you are very shocked right now EM.
But, I wrapped my naughty words in other words — in an attempt to be tricksey!! Leila just laid them right out there …. LOL
Imagine that!
So liberating…isn’t it?
*twirls in a field of bright tulips*
Yes, it was quite a surprise to us a few days ago — and h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!!
It is a brave new world here at Fail Blog … gone for just a little while and all is changed!!!
Bahaha!!
Liquor? I don’t even know her!
As a dog isn’t that the point to licking?
I thought that’s why we sniffed butts.
That is just for enjoyment.
I think some dogs think it is there job —
“hey there Dog, what you do fer a livin’?”
Me? I sniff butts. You?
“their” job — I think the chloroform is still affecting me … zzzzzzzz
Being a proctologist is not an easy life.
:[
The sniffing proctologist??? I would hope that with mask on they would not be doing much sniffing — probing, but not sniffing surely?
To be honest, I’d rather they just sniff.
Real men wear gowns that a fully-loaded semi could drive through the back of.
I agree sis, but the last time I tried to wear the gown my way I encountered staff problems.
A little too stiff were you?
Well no wonder! You’re not supposed to put it over your head with the sleeve hanging down over your face like a trunk!
Did you make the *phfffffffff* sound, too?
Next time just try to relax … and I am sure your staff will be fine
Is it wrong that I am really laughing out loud right now?
Oh I know — its one of those cancer sniffing dogs … the new painless proctology exam … drop the drawers and let the dog have a good SNIFFFFFFF … that just might catch on.
Sign me up!
I think my doc is a little too fond of me.
It’s a brewery, geniuses!
A liquor brewery?
Destill my heart.
SPIRITS
*Excises*
*Shines the Moon*
*moons*
*moons the..*
uh, nevermind.
people of walmart already posted this , sheeesh.
And they say the People of Walmart are slow….
Shuuuuuuuush!
The people have spoken.
*squeeze*
Elsa_Mama?????
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!*
Hey there Sista from another Mista!! Just poppin in for a bit. Howz it hangin’?
OH YAY!!!!
*squeezes Elsa_Mama*
*squeezes* Dw and AA and everyone else!!
Hiya!! Just doin a little failin’ before the weekend!!
Hiya, Elsa_Mama! You’re a cat in a Cat in the Hat hat!
*squeezeables*
Yes, yes I am!! And you are still a Blue Viking Smurf!! *squeezies*
*squeeze EM*
nice I think there’s a job out there for him ya know somebody has to start at the bottom and stay there.
It’s fine if he’s applying for a position as bartender or barback or liquor-stocker.
Probably not so good if he wants to work as a driving instructor.
Or AA counselor.
How many counselors does AA have?
AA is a counselor?
*makes an appointment*
Dammit! NEW FAIL???
*goes to fetch mad lib from previous post*
Could you bring the Cuddle Puddle while you’re back there?
*drags the Cuddle Puddle™ from previous fail*
Next time you guys might want to get out of it though.
But that defeats the point. I got a free ride.
Funny, I don’t recall seeing you in the CP.
*laughs nervously*
I slipped in while no one was looking (like a ninja).
We’ve had experience with ninjas before.
What kind of experiance? Fighting? Talking? …Sexual?
None of the above.
We had a resident ninja here for awhile.
Really. That must have been interesting.
Not so much.
He must not have been a very good ninja then. Did he go back to Japan?
Don’t know, the ninja persona was his second or third here, for all we know, he could be back.
*GASP*
He’s still has his ninja powers!
That wouldn’t necessarily be a good thing.
Maybe he still around, he is just a better ninja now.
I knew I heard something on the other side of the window…
SO that’s where you went!
Get back in my mojito.
ROFL!! Wait, can you eat failpeeps? Granted we do not know Minty Green Guy. Or do we?
You do. I was ” i have no idea what to put here, so i put this”. We had a vote to change my name yesterday.
Ooooooooooooooh!!!!! I see. I like you. Hello. *shakes hand* Now don’t disappoint me.
Depending on your past history, LBG should be along to offcialy welcome you.
She did already!
I missed it. Sorry.
Darn you, woman! Pay attention!
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
*pays attention*
*waits to get change*
*changes her mind*
*doesn’t say whose*
*shakes hand*
I honestly hope I don’t disapoint.
*wonders if Minty washed his hands*
Performance anxiety – the Green Guy has it!
*slinks into MGG’s post*
*sidles ‘p’ into appropriate spot*
*shuffles back out*
*green with envy*
WWWWHHHHYYYY?!?!?!?!
*sits in corner*
*rocks back and forth in fetal position*
I read that as “fecal position”. I don’t know why.
Did you skip coffee this morning?
Get this, Leila: MGG is only 14!
We told him how to get an avatar and learned much about him. It’s all on “Classy Fail” and the one after that.
Who said about eating? Just swirl around my drink a bit, for flavor.
You are techinically ingesting, no?
It’s not any different than this.
*licks Leila*
WhatTha???
Essence only.
Well, actually to be persnickity, the mint should be mulled, then swirled.
Please do not mull the failpeeps.
♪Come on and take a free ride (free ride).. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah♪
*hops in for free ride*
Where we goin, lil’ mushy?
If he’s not careful, he’s gonna end up with a new name too!
Why not? My name’s not the one I started out with.
*shrugs*
“What’s in a name?” Letters mostly.
The occasional semi-colon.
*is dragged in with the Cuddle Puddle™*
Why? This way’s more fun!
*squeeze*
Guess I need to work out a little more.
*squeezieGracie*
Yay! Thanks Leila!
Now that the Cuddle Puddle is here I have a treat for everyone.
*Wheels in giant cake with mumbledy mumble candles on it*
Since my birthday is over the weekend, I thought it would be better to celebrate today. Help yourself to a slice!
Happy (early) Birthday Scottie!
Happy birthday GS!
*HAPPYBIRTHDAYSQUEEZE!!!*
Happy Birthday, Scottie!
In case the storm (or this cold) knocks me off the Intertoobs, Happy Burpday, Mr. Scott!!
*dresses like Marilyn Monroe*
*pouts lips*
♪ Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday … Dear Scott
*SquealGiggle*
*breathless ending*
Happy Birthday, To Youuuu!!!! ♪
*groupsqueeze*
*starts cutting pieces of cake*
Make sure you get a slice of cake. This side’s vanilla with a lime cream frosting, and the other side is chocolate with raspberry mousse.
RASPBERRY!! Yumyumyumyumyum!
And hippo birdies two ewes, a day early!
Snerk! DW, I thought you were giving raspberries!!! And, enjoying it quite a bit it seemed (YUMYUM!)
GAAAAAASP!!!!
Chocolate cake with ras-ras-raspberry mousse????
*THUDs to the ground*
*Looks down*
*Looks up*
Can I have Leila’s cake?
There’s plenty for everybody.
*Hands Marius a slice*
*Wafts a slice under Leila’s nose*
Happy burfday, Scotty
I think it’s time for somebody’s Birthday Tickles!
Leila, Gracie, hold him tight!
*commences the tickling*
Avis, help me!
*donates some feathers*
Will these help?
*grabs GS, tackles him to the ground and sits on him*
*lands nearby*
*takes a few hops closer*
*extends one wing so just oooooonnnne feather beeeaaaaarrrrllllyyyy brushes GS’s foot*
*continues this ’til he cries for mercy*
Brava!!!!
Such a graceful little birdie!
*claps*
*remains seated on GS*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
YOU GONNA SMUSH THE POOR DOGGY!
*laughs uncontrollably*
MMmmmffffff! Gah! Get off, get off, get off!
*tears stream down face*
*graciously stops torturing the poor puppy*
That was fun!
*tickles furiously*
Uh-oh, anybody got a ShamWow? I think the birthday boy tinkled a little!
*hands Judy a ShamWow*
I am not cleaning that up.
Happy, Happy Burpday, GS!
Found a mad lib for Valentines Day. I need a pick me up so whether you are a fan or not, I hope you participate.
SHOPPING LIST:
3 – Adjectives
1 – Noun
6 – Plural Nouns
1 – Verb
1 – Verb ending with ‘ing’
Noun – Super-Sensation BOB2010™
I like where this is going…
I had more, but the blogmonster ate them.
that’s not fair… the blogmonster is off its meds again.
Can’t get off what it didn’t have.
noun school
Adjectives: sucky, sappy, frilly
Noun: horse
Fat, Pretty, Fake
Dog
Balls, Jacks, Pots, Fingers, Hats, Panties
Remove
Jumping
Adjective – [connery] Schmaltzy [/connery]
Long, thick, wide
Blog
Bottles, Cups, Hoses, Needles, Nipples and Butts
Slurp
Snorting
Verb – duck
Verb w/ing – bobing
Late to the party again.
*pat.pat*
There, there, bro. Better to arrive late than not at all, I alway say.
*tickles*
*giggles*
Hee! Hee!
verb drinking?
So basically someone cut out the peopleofwalmart.com logo and sent this in. That’s a fail.
on PoWM he was sitting there for an hour thinking it was a video poker machine
more peopleofwalmart. the people at failblog aren’t looking around? they know exactly where it is from, they are just feeling the pressure. i’m going to set up a series of better organized websites and steal all failblogs shit. since that is what they do. FAIL
All fails are user submitted.
yes, but failblog approved….user submitted, so they say…
~I can hardly wait~
Poor schmaltzy horse!
adj. schmaltz·i·er also schmalz·i·er, schmaltz·i·est also schmalz·i·est Informal. Of, relating to, or marked by excessive or maudlin sentimentality.
No wonder he has such a long face!
*Nickers*
*neighs*
(Hey, Leila, looks like you’re all dressed up for Mardi Gras! Looks good on ya!)
*bows with bum covered well*
Thank you and also for noticing you sweet blue thang you!
Yea!!! *Clappity Clappity Clap Clap* … *Clap*
*beatnik snaps*
That’s all I got for V-Day last year…
*wraps antibiotics in a pink frilly box with hearts all over it*
*adds a sappy fake flower*
*gives to SJW for V-Day*
What? The Clap? I’ll bet that had you all burned up….
Sounds about right.
I don’t recommend snorting our little mushy friend Justin however.
Especially after what he admits to getting for V-Day laast year!!
*standing ovation*
Oh goody, I love standing O’s!
*Jumps up and down*
I like Os of all kinds. I haven’t met one I didn’t like.
BOB like this.
*bobs up and down*
Like that?
This was stolen either from PeopleofWalmart or vise versa
I repeat, all fails are user submitted.
I am sorry, what?
peat and repeat were sitting on a log, peat falls off, who’s left?
That depends, who was on whose right?
*raises one eyebrow*
*her own*
*flees*
*gives Leila a sparkly green flee collar for her collection*
*sigh*
First the pedo fail, then a child molester fail as a rewind. I realize they don’t actually show any kids in either one, but I still don’t find any humor in the subject.
Guess I’m done for the week. Hope Monday’s fails are better.
*leaves squeezes for peeps who want them*
Have a nice weekend.
*squeezey*
Have a nice weekend.
Coyote! Long time no see!
How are you?
Good to read you too. As for how I am I have no idea. I get operated on Tuesday to answer that question. I feel fine. My CT/PET scan says otherwise. Lungs.
I’m off to chauffeur people to the grocery store now. Back later.
How’s with you?
Everything’s peachy here.
I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
You’re in my thoughts Coyote.
*Hugs*
*SKA-WEEEZE*
*crosses everything that can be crossed for you*
ME TOO!
*crosses eyes*
Man…it’s gonna be difficult to do this until Tuesday…
So you’re getting the hand waxing…make sure to tell them you don’t want to see swirl marks on the follow up scans.
I’ll be thinking of you, Coyote.
*Squeeze*
5090th yes
LOL just wanted to say im typing from my wii
It must be his hair.
Good to read you too. As for how I am I have no idea. I get operated on Tuesday to answer that question. I feel fine. My CT/PET scan says otherwise. Lungs.
I’m off to chauffeur people to the grocery store now. Back later.
How’s with you?