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Lego Tardis kit instructions
Is that Dr Who’s cousins? Dr What, When, How and Why?
I don’t see, at all, why this would be a fail. The arrows show where the two edges of the block are going and they point below the bobble, where they end wo below the first and fourth row.
that’s deep
If you attended grade school and took any kind of elementary math class, you’d be able to see that the top piece has three bobbles while the arrows on the bottom piece indicate four bobbles. 3 != 4
It’s actually not incorrect, if you look, the arrows match up to the bottom left and top left corners of the lego piece, rather than the “bobbles”, and if the arrows extended a little further they would go to pretty much where those corners would be, if you joined on the lego piece.
Unless it’s suppost to be a 4 bobble thing in the rest of the design. in which case, fair enough.
i actualy have this set. in the box was a correction page that you need to put in the manual.
so yeah it was a mess up.
Seriously guys? Bobbles? They’re called studs. Bobbles are for the tops of baby hats.
I have 4 instruction sets with some error in them. 3 are mega-block so they don’t count. so the one that i do have that’s messed up it says to put a 4X flat where there needs to be a 4X block
So I take it that YOU don’t attend grade school? This diagram is correct explaining non-isometric parallel placement. The arrows doesn’t mean it will be locked into 4 “bobbles (lol! I like “bobbles”!)
I’f you had some kind of gometry-sense, you would not have made a stupid comment like this
by the way, my previous comment was against Mr.”Hate Stupid People”s stupid comment…
guys, the image is perfectly alright… if you still think it’s not, go get some elementary geometry classes…
maybe you’re rigth,
but lego is also made for children age 8 or something (mention the word ALSO)
I don’t think they’ve got so much geometrical experiences for this complicated problem.
maybe it isn’t a fail, but the lego compeny also see this as a fault!
fail
A little chewing goes a long way.
The fail is that it’s a 3×1 piece, but it’s saying to put it so that its going onto 4 studs. But I dont think this is a lego instruction manual. It doesnt look like how lego instructions are done.
No, the diagram clearly indicates that the three bobble piece goes over three bobbles. Each arrow shows where the piece’s outer corners should be, which if you extend past the tip of the arrow to the actual base that the piece is to be attached to, clearly only extends three bobbles.
The only fail here is the massive amount of spacial awareness fail in the subby and some of the respondents.
The fail is that the arrows don’t extend, so they end in the center of the studs, so it looks like you’re supposed to put a three stud piece onto four studs.
It’s a 3-pronged piece, and the arrow points to show it being put on a 4-pronged space.
Dude, that is a 1×3 plate and the arrows are going down to cover a 1×4 area… A 1×3 cant cover a 1×4 completely you pillow pet. And its called a mis-print. That person would just use a 1×4 to get over their troubles.
You forgot Doctor Where?
Where?
*looks around*
What?
Second base.
WIN for not posting “FIRST”
nice fail, i remember my old lego days
FAIL for pointing it out.
No.
Fail for not having current lego days.
*squeeze*
Oh, SNAP! Now, that’s what I call constructive criticism.
*squeeze*
But…but…but…I’m just building a bond with my son.
James?
Bond?
Yes, please. Shaken and stirred.
That will be $0.07, please.
Darnit, for got the my money.
*Gets in the Q(ue) for the ATM*
I’m the money
Good, you’re having current lego days! I’m sure you’re a brick to him.
That’s a good way to build a solid foundation.
Playing is the cornerstone of learning.
*removes lego box from behind sofa*
Snap snap snap clickie^^
3 divided by 4 mmmmmmmmmmmmm=
Stretchy legos!
There is no fail.
If you extend the arrows, you see that the drawing is correct.
Because of the perspective it looks funny.
Really doctor? I only have three more months to live?
*makes bukkit list*
1. Climb Mt. Everest.
2. Figure-out how to program the TV remote.
3. Safety.
4. Learn to speak Swahili…
5. Discover new and exciting uses for BaconLube.
6. Replace TV remote with iPad
7. Buy iTampons to replace iPad
What about bob?
8. Get BOB batteries.
9. Replace BOB with electric BOB2.
10. Replace BOB2 with Super-Sensation BOB2010™.
10. Replace BOB2 with iBOB.
11. Replace iBOB with iBOBtounch.
*Hates and envies BOB’s of all kinds!!!*
*Frowns*
*sobs*
Well, I thought of 12. Replace iBOBtouch with iBOBnano. but then I found the Enzyte pills.
*clicky*
*snork*
My daughter hates the music for those commercials…says it’s scary…
Agreed, it’s a perspective interpretation FAIL, and a Lego WIN, because Lego is always win!
three words: “Galidor”, “Znap”, “Ben 10″. Lego is not always win.
Names that don’t make SENSE and thats my final answer!
ben 10 hasn’t failed… yet.
R.I.P. bionicle. we hardly knew ye.
I’m sorry, Ben 10 failed as soon as it was a glimmer in some Lego executive’s eye.
I second this motion!!! Its a user FAIL. If you thought this was a fail you FAIL and know nothing of art and perspective!!
Lego’s don’t do diagonals.
It still doesn’t work if you extend the arrows…
Even if the piece were the right size, it’s a fail because you’re never going to pry one of those stupid thin pieces off again!
is that really a tardis???? could you send me a link of where i could find one? many thanks
BEN
Illegible.
Dismantled.
Inconceivable!
Erronious!
Erroneous!
haha SELF FAIL!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
It means something your not able to conceive!!!
1, 2, 4, 3, 6…
Safety? Where the heck did that get to?
I thought it was 1, 2, 3, 3.
1, 1, 2, 3?
5, 8, 13, 21?
30
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
Fibonacci recognition fail
buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
interval 3 -5 -7 -9
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 !?!
*flees*
36,26,40?
10,1,10?
There are 10 types of people in the world,
Those that understand binary, and those that don’t.
01101100 01101111 01101100
*sings*
10 00 11 10 10 1! Periodic table with a center peace of mind!
45, 16, 46?
1,2,4,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048…?
Hey these aren’t random at all!!
4098!
Are you sure about that?
4096! blame the pudgy fingers!!!
1,2,4,(8)<—–missed this one,16,32,128,256,512,1024,2048,4098
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
I think you should put down all your credit card numbers so I can check if they have been stolen
*squeeze*
That’s a good idea!
I could use a new bathing suit for Hawaii!I’d hate for anyone to suffer from theft.You’ve Lost me now.
There you are!
*squeeze*
*TackleSqueezes jam and Moomin*
You guys been hiding again?
A good hiding?
*cowersqueeze*
Must be.
*carefulNotToSpook jam squeeze*
*Notes Jam does not like tanning*
He was in a hurley.
I thought it was a Harley.
*fleesqueeze*
1987
Ticon
Well, he should be put under Locke.
Lego blocks stretch the imagination.
The extended version do.
Spread em!
Driving down Katies Crotch?
*Screams*
They’re not mine!
*snork!*
*sews head back on*
You don’t want to leave that lying around, ZA might find it when he’s hungry.
You better add some Scotch tape, too.
I will let you borrow my nail gun too.
If you guys keep this up, I’m just going to giggle it off again!
*squeezes peeps*
S’braided with little beads and stuff. You like it? Leila did it yesterday. Looks like it’s gonna be in awhile, though — I tried to get one of the beads off yesterday, and it took a braid with it…
*buys brand new running shoes and flees*
It looks purdy!
Does it hurt when you turn around quickly though?
*turns around quickly*
Yup.
*winces*
Have you lost any teeth?
Not yet.
*gives Leila a sparkly purple flee collar*
Oooooooooooh…I don’t think you’ve given me a sparkly purple one before.
*adds to collection*
Of course! Don’t you?
I know.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Does LEGO still not have 1×5 blocks?
They do, but they are DIY. You get a 1×6. . .
I saw that coming.
Let’s go over the drill. Ready??
3…
2…
1…
*Tanks*
*Bebops?*
*Shebops*
*goes over drill with fine-tooth comb*
*hooks drill up to computer*
*takes drill out for a spin*
Doesn’t appear to be anything wrong with it… You say it was making what kind of noise, lady?
Shake it really hard then sit on it. You will hear it then.
*shakes drill really hard*
*sits on it*
*drill breaks in two*
Okay, lady. That’ll be 1,000 internets. Cash or check? We don’t take Discover.
You break, you buy.
:[
You poke, you pay.
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*doesn’t pay*
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
I’ll get you two for this!
*poke*
*poke*
*tickle*
*poke*
*tickle*
*goose*
*giggle*
*poke*
*giggle*
*tickle*
*goose*
*giggle*
*run*
Then why didn’t you duck?
*quacks up*
*tickles Gracie with a feather*
*doesn’t say where*
*giggles*
*runs*
You should not tickle Gracie so much, you know she has the runs.
Now you tell me!!! Sheeesh.
Leggo my eggo!
But I’m huuuuungry!
Are you trying to add three new stoves to your Cafe, Judy?
*syrupy double-stack squeezes*
That’s a good way to butter me up!
*hides resident butta cow*
Thanks, LGB, though there are many reasons why Judy could be buttery…
…one of which is giving me a *squeeze*!!!!
My cup runneth outta java.
*refills Leila’s cup*
*doesn’t say with what*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
*peeks into Leila’s cup*
I wouldn’t drink that if I were you.
Oh sankoooooooo…I like how it tastes. It reminds me oooooooo…
*ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
This isn’t a fail, it’s from the Escher staircase kit.
Wait, I’m lost. Which way do I go? ↔↕
Thattaway.
Is there a David Bowie Lego man included?
I can only remember his shiny balls.
Can I get that se?
*t
se what?
*t.. will you listen!
Yo no se.
(Additional gravity sources not included.)
Lego, designed by Escher.
Optical Illusion WIN!
Sometimes, nothing seems to fall into place.
…except this comment. It nested quite nicely.
*takes hammer to lego*
BAM! BAM! BAM!!!! This has to fit. It must!!!!
You can’t fit a round peg into a round hole. Wait…what?
Society isn’t always right. Break the mold!!
*breaks mold*
*jell-o splatters all over the blog*
I blame Leila!!!
*Licks blog clean*
*turns round*
What?
*takes jell-o k@ missed and smears it on Ms B’s face*
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*flees but slips on jell-o and falls flat on her ass*
Ooooouch!!!!!!
Hey, I am not licking the floor!
*sets up jell-o shots*
Now, this is my kind of Thursday!
*slurps down jello shot in one suck*
*downs 5*
Hold on….what was in those?
Tequila, everclear, vodka, scotch, peppermint schnapps, a little jell-o, and bourbon.
Fssssszzzzck
*hic
:blech:
*tackle squeeze*
Are we jell-o wrestling or what?
We seem to be now that you are here.
*squeeeeezieJules*
*grabs him by the neck and holds him down*
*flips over and gets to his feet*
Lets dance!
Cool!
*grabs a rose from the vase*
*bites on the stem*
Who is leading?
Tango?
I can lead. Do you prefer standard or Argentine?
Yes.
Good point!
*wraps feather boa around neck*
Shall we?
We shall!
… Does not compute…
BZZZZZzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
this machine will not communicate
Computer says no!
No means no even in computer lingo.
Unless you attach it to a NOT gate.
…or a NAND gate. In which case, to Noes make a Yes.
NAND gate never lies and the answer is still NO!
NAND with another NO makes a YES! But then if you make it a NOR
I didn’t say yes NOR am I again.
That’s not what I heard, xOR maybe I’m deaf.
*blows air into paper bag*
*sneaks up behind AL*
POP!
So cruel!
*snickers*
Ebil sistas.
Clickie!
*drops to the ground*
Hey stop shootin!! That’s daaangerous!
*tremble tremble*
*pat.pat*
There, there, AL. Look it’s just a paper bag. Here, I have something that will make it all better.
*whips up fresh batch of Spam Cookies™*
*adds extra tinfoil*
*puts in microwave*
DING!
Fresh, just for you!
Marius your sisters are so Evil… God bless them.
For mee?
*removes tin foil*
nom nom munch munch… yummy
sooo good.. thanks LGB!
@Marius: that was pretty cool. I should forward it to my sisters…nah!
Can you please tell our sister that she cannot bake those damn spam cookies any more? Please?
Ya gotta love ‘em!
They’ll just hunt you down anyway.
Now for some reason I feel bloated
Marius you should keep them in check!!
*scrutinizes list of people who like Spam Cookies™*
1. WN
2. Jenny
3. Judy
4. NS
5. eye
6. DeepInTheHeart
7. zooomz
8. Qwaz
9. Avatarless Lurker
Not me AL. A Bros job is to put the arm on any would be suitors and take unlimited abuse for it. Oh, and allow them to steal all of his sweatshirts, jackets and hoodies.
I guess I’ll just have to grow eyes on my back.
Marius, you’re forgetting the access to the credit cards.
*Sighs*
*Gives credit where credit is due*
The instructions are correct, just not intuitive. They go corner to corner,
Which corner?
This one to that one obviously.
Duuuuuuuuh.
It’s a bit of a *squeeze* though.
*carefully bites Moomin on the arm*
*squeezes a squeeze before running away*
Thank you for your perspective.
Ooa, that works for me.
Poor kids!
Poor horse!
That Mr. Pinyan was a pig!
Poor pig!
No, that’s “some pig.”
Charlotte? Where are you?
*looks around*
That’s funny, I thought I heard a spider…
*wanders away*
Hush, hush, sweet Charlotte.
Sometimes I dream of Charlotte Sometimes.
In church?
That’ll Do Pig! That’ll Do!!
First!
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
He must have a really slow loading browser..
To-do list
1.
Be the annoying troll and say First! on FB.2. Sleep for the rest of the day in my mother’s basement.
I read this, and I’m reminded that I’ve never been in a house with a basement.
*shows Dargus dimly-lit basement from childhood*
Let’s go downstairs and play!
*runs back upstairs, shuts off light*
Did not!!! Oh …
, you meant your real sister.
Most houses in my area have basements. Mine is mainly for storage, but the girls have a playroom in it, which is nice and bright and painted pink. Mainly, though my basement is the kitties’ room.
Gamers, trolls, nerds, momma boys, etc. from my area often don’t live in mom’s basement. Attics, garages, and childhood rooms? Sure.
I imagine basements to be cooler than attics.
Temperature I mean. Not awesomeness.
An attic lends the air of “Wizard Tower”.
Yes, it’s a nice place to be in the summertime, notsomuch in the winter.
When she wasn’t pulling the above garbage on me ^^^, my sister and I actually had quite a fun time down there. We used to put on our Soccer-Boppers and punch each other senseless.
ah --- good times.
When I buy a house (sometime next year) it’ll either have a finished or finishable basement, which will become the entertainment area of the house. TV, video games, and such will be down there. I wish I had it now. Patience has never been my strong suit.
*sighs*
Well, considering the amount of insulation my attic doesn’t have, right now my attic is cooler (temperature-wise) than my basement. But when summer hits, you’ll be right.
Great. Now how am I going to put this Lego kit together, if I can’t see the instructions.
Let’s see… I’ll just line these five pins up with these four holes…
*holds flashlight for Dargus*
*waves it around so he can’t see the instructions*
Wait. How did you get….
*Runs out the door and closes it*
Ha!
That is fun.
(or donating plasma…)
6. Waking up in a ice filled bathtube (and donating a kidney)
7. Picking nose.
8. Wearing the same clothes every day for a month.
9. Eat last week’s pizza found under the sofa.
10. Belch a really loud one.
11. Fart and try to light it.
Even my 4 year figured out the problem with this picture! Just hilarious.
You have a 4 year?
You don’t???
I had a 4 year once. Once.
Ahh what happened? Did you lose it?
Ash accidenty a child.
I did too and I misplaced it.
And I had 4 once.
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!
“johnny Dangerously” FTW!
Get those farging iceholes!
No, thank goodness! I got the new 2010 model.
OoOooO Lucky.. How’d you get your mits on one of those?
I know someone in the biz. I can hook you up with one, if you want…
Yeah! But keep it on the DL… else everyone is gonna want one.
*lips quiver*
I want.
So who are you and how long have you been here you little cute mushroom you.
Isn’t he adorable? He just found me one day. He’s really quite clever…
Can we keep him?
I don’t see why not. Who’s going to clean-up after him, though?
*points at k@*
I will cuddle with it.
Why do I always get the messy jobs?
*pouts*
Okay. Maybe we can have a schedule and share the responsibilities.
Cleaning/feeding schedule:
Monday: LGB
Tuesday: k@
Wednesday thru Monday: LGB and k@
Cudding schedule and everything else:
Monday thru Monday: Leila
When you’re on failblog, you don’t have to step forward to be a volunteer everyone else just has to step back
Hmmmmm, I sense a disturbance in the force.
I do too k@. What is cudding exactly?
Don’t clouds do thats?
How does one cudd a cloud?
With a mallet!
*chews cud*
*spits*
Moooo!
That’s not Lego, it’s Elasto.
I didn’t know Lieven Vanholme was painting instruction manuals.
It’s a hobby.
Ummmm, sweetie Leila? When did you get that big, red kiss mark on your fleur-de-lis?
It’s for Valentines Day. You likey?
*nods vigorously*
Yes. Very much. I might have to look into something festive for that Hallmark™ Holiday…
I threaten my hubby that it is grounds for divorce if he gets me anything.
We don’t celebrate it, either. We just try to be nice to each other and surprise each other all the time.
He buys me flowers all the time anyway.
I will try your approach and be nice to him. Kidding! He is so sweet I can’t be mean.
My girlfriend isn’t impressed buy flowers, but she loves when I buy her old Nintendo/Sega games.
So those are my flowers to her…
Failblog Fail.
Perspective Win.
*facepalm*
*xElebentythousand*
Where is k@? Happy pre-birthday to you. I may not be here tomorrow or Saturday.
Eh? I is not of the birthingday until March…..
*is confuzzled*
…..gets it ….UK/US date issues with the flipping and the confused k@
Nao I haz a confuzzled!
*scratches head*
In Uk- my birthday is 01/03 (1st March)
What happens when a computer flips it…..(Badly) to the USA system
Ahhhhh. Fank-oo!
AHAHAHAHA!!! That explains it. You need to go to the other FB and fix it sista.
Arse! Will do!
*squeeze*
Why does USA always have to be bad *Smile fades and looks down while kicking pebbles on the floor*
I miss the “M. C. Escher days” at lego…
His architectural instructions are the best
That’s not all you missed.
Well, to the credit of the instructions (which I have), there’s a left side and a right side. The picture you see is the left side. The right side shows the same part snapped down, and in correct position, so I’m assuming that a kid could figure it out from looking at the directions. Far be it from me to assume a kid *might* be able to figure out the directions.
LEGO set 8038 (Endor Base), book 2, page 41. It was one of the hot sets this year.
I just. Wow. I can’t. Wow. It’s just. Wow.
Just checking, are you my husband?
I’m afraid that would be physically impossible.
Everything is possible on FB.
Reply bork, I meant to ask that of da force.
S’okay. I’m flattered!
You’re flattened?
Who the heck reads instructions?
There are instructions? Why the hell aren’t I notified about these things?!?
No but I am… Hello Love!
*Hands Leila Soap and a Sponge*
*Points to the Lavatory*
I know, have you ever seen a more perfect Buzzkill Troll post?
Neva!
Actually i made a pretty good one when i first showed up! See what I did was verbally assaulted everyone until they started talkin crap to me then when the censor stepped in and earased all my comments the whole thing made no sense. It was funny as hell!
Pikachu Mo-Fos >,<
Bzzzzzt..*poof*
Does anyone know what set this is from?
Yes.
The S&M set with the nine-tails and ball-gag.
It’s the Lincoln Logs homestead set.
ROFLMAO!I concede you win!!
*Bows and steps away*
Oh Judy!!!!!
For you I could Be…….
Oh gods! I can’t look.
*Averts eyes*
You’ve no clue of what is about to happen do you?
I’m lost whats gonna happen too me?
*preemptively summons the power of CAPSLOCK*
You’ll see.
Since you like to play here would you care to get an avatar? Go to gravatar dot com.
Yay you are the awesomest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a technical term!
*sits and waits for the show to begin*
*gets camera ready*
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
GAH!
YES MOM!!!!
Get off the computer and clean your room, young lady!
But I just cleaned it yesterday!
Shoving everything in your closet and under the bed is not cleaning.
And don’t you look at me with that tone of voice!
it fits! you have to try it
Isometric projection interpretation fail. The fact that the arrows apparently point to studs is coincidental. The arrows originate (roughly) at the corners of the 3-stud brick, which, by definition, must be a length of 4 studs. (stud pitch * 3 + 0.5 stud pitch on each end.)
Hey ocd!! What he(DataCable) said!!!!!!!!
>,< Pickachu-Mofo
That’s Elementary.
The fact that the arrows apparently point to studs is
coincidental.comical.Fixed that for ya.
You’re so helpful, AA.
Agreed. It is really more of an optical illusion than a true FAIL. If the arrows were drawn a bit longer, then it would not look so odd.
It’s funny how many people are blaming “perspective” when it is clearly an isometric drawing.
D’Oh! I fell victim to the very fencepost error I was trying to describe. A 3-stud brick is in fact 3 * stud pitch long (2 * stud pitch + 0.5 stud pitch on either end), which is the same as the center-center distance across 4 studs.
No and no thank you.
You’re so polite.
*does double-take*
Whaddafu?!? I HATE it when that happens!
KUNG FU CUTMAN!
yes i finally got it
its a fail cuz the piece has 3 studs whereas where the arrows r pointing has 4
M.C. Escher Fail.
No, the drawing is correct: it’s a perspective interpretation fail. The arrows are not pointing at the studs, the arrows are pointing from the corners of the three-piece to the corresponding spaces where those corners would go. The rightmost arrow is pointing to the very edge of the bottom piece and the leftmost arrow is pointing to the space just above and to the left of the third stud. The arrows don’t touch what they’re pointing at.
It’s like trying to fit a square block into a circle hole. It never works out well…
…unless the sides of the square measure less than 70.71% the diameter of the hole.
I prefer Circular Blocks in Square Holes….
Escher could to it.
Lego fail? More like an M.C.Esher win
MC Escher Win.
Failure on my behalf for thinking I’d be original with a comment about MC Escher.
its called depth perception duhh !!, the arrows are pointing at the correct location.
its actually lego WIN, dumb consumers FAIL
Sorry, that is the exact opposite.
The Lego manufacturers will have to use the correct ‘Technik’, I suppose.
As a LEGO builder, this would make me pissed.
it’s an lego instruction by M. C. Escher!!
It dose not mater, any one with a brain can figure out where it goes.
(hint, look at the next page.)
come on this is evidently an escher win.
I use to hate when legos showed wrong directions.
What do you get when you cross M.C. Escher with H.R. Giger?
Your worst inexplicable nightmare!
lame…. seriously its a lame fail… i’ll just say that much…..
This is a great fail. People are just too perverted to realize that…
well if the arrows were in a 3-D environment, then from this angle this picture is correct because of perspective. but on a drawing it was kinda misleading. as the majority of commenters have shown.
As if Escher were on the job again…
what set is this?
I DONT KNOW!!
Probably just one of those cheap ripoffs.
Does anyone know what set this is from?
I use to hate it so much when the instructions didn’t work out exactly perfect.
Maybe there’s a side legend: “nails through here”
Do you say Leg-o or Leeee-go?
How can you make this big of a deal over a Lego instruction manual? It’s a fail, and that only!
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