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Pass the gas!
I have a rotund female friend who blames her round figure on “keeping a good fart loaded for someone who deserves it.”
Guy who gets it is the luckiest.
~real lucky!!!~
Doesn’t anyone here know that girls don’t fart?
And even if they do they smell like roses……roses that have been eaten n shot out by a cow
Where’s the cancel button? …Eww…
is it true that most fat people stink?
NO it’s not. We just have to be more careful about keeping ourselves clean. And there are plenty of overweight people who can’t do that because they’ve gotten too big, or that don’t because they are lazy, but there are just as many of us that do keep up after ourselves.
Girls don’t fart because they won’t shut up long enough to build pressure.
You, sir, should win a Nobel Prize for that comment!
Yes he does. He would deserve it more than Obama did for… whatever he did, like escalating the war in Afghanistan.
now that’s funny.
Boys fart ‘coz actually, they don’t have anything clever or interesting to say so they shut up.
Butthurt.
Whatever that thing is… it sure isn’t a girl.
Girls may or may not fart but I do know that old ladies fart quite a lot, even more so as they get older and fatter.
Duh. They queef…
otfl
CLEAR THE DECK!!!
Batten down the hatches.
Fire in the hole!
*BOOOOOOM*
Wait, what?
*squeeze*
*backs away*
Excuse me, I don’t believe we’ve been properly introduced.
LOLforce, Judy.
Judy, LOLforce.
We still don’t really know who that is….
yeah. makin me nervous… not really sure what to do about this…
Just don’t back up any more, I think I saw judy grab ‘THE FINGER’
And you’re sure that’s what that was?
It could a been a baguette. It’s hard to tell.
*chuckles to self*
*hides in shadows*
Are you trying to get a free ride to Silver Falls?
I would take all of you if I could. I’ve been there before, it’s beautiful.
HOLY F U C K judy MASTURBATING!!!
AWESOME!!!
oh i thought the finger was the vibrating thing
now i now its the fart trigger
I am here, as a LOL enforcer, only sometimes with fury, but once I had fury at all time. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door… rage dressing on a salad of evil!
And then the bad men came.
I am waiting like an elevator. I have commerce.
But, the day comes soon when I rise again, and then no baby’s candy is safe! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!
I AM…
Yes.
I kinda hope he left.
Wait, I can’t is this person into furries and ranch dressing?
Kinky!
~I think we are going to be good friends~
Where is my ‘tell’?
You blink more rapidly when you’re bluffing.
O.o
o.O
Ooookay. If you say so.
Whatever happened to our warm welcome for newbies?
Brewski left.
Well I was going to say that he/she’s weird, which is my natural state, but I changed my mind.
weeps uncontrollably…….
Yes, it’s just Fawful.
THANK YOU!
The bad news is I had to look that one up. The good news is I get it on a level LOLforce doesn’t.
I knew someone would!
Oh, I think he might get it.
We ARE being nice! To MGG.
WHOOO!
*wonders what MGG means*
Who?
Exactly!
Damn, a bit too slow…
(MGG=Minty Green Guy)
You can blame Arthur for that.
Wow. Didn’t know the acronym (is that the right word?) for my own name.
Actually, Jon, it was Avis who named him MGG, but you got the acronym right.
Haha I like “Minty Green Guy”! Good stuff to who ever made that one. Yea I like MGG, cool and not trollish.
but I usually stay out of these decisions because I too am wet behind the ears and don’t feel as if I have established myself completely among the crowd yet. So I will be quiet and wait my turn. 
but LOLforce makes me uncomfortable…
MGG claims is icon is lime green, but it looks minty to me on my screen and his user name can lead to confusion… so… that’s what I called him. And somehow it stuck!
yea sorry mgg but that is totally minty green. but there is nothing wrong with that at all.
The only reason MGG stuck is because it’s easier than typing IHNIWTPHSIPT. See? If you picked something easier to abbreviate, like I don’t know … ZombieApocalypse for example … well, let’s just say no one here has ever called me the GreyGuy.
Notice that with little thought you can type ZA with one pinkie finger. Of course, given time you could type up the entire history of mankind with one pinkie finger, but I digress …
Me to Jaysen, me to.
OK! I’m taking a vote! my current name does seem trollish, and is getting old. who thinks I should change it to Minty Green Guy or MGG?
*hands out slips of paper with:
(box) keep as is
(box) MGG
(trapezoid) Minty green guy*
*vote, vote*
Minty Green Guy is wayyyyyyy kewl, dude.
Even if you go with Minty Green Guy, you’ll still get called MGG from time to time, or maybe just Minty. We tend to abbreviate around here.
OK, so it was Avis.
Doesn’t mean he can’t blame Arthur anyway.
*ticks the trapezoid – We do the abbreviation around here*
‘Course, I guess that means you can’t change your avatar, though…
But I like my avatar…
And MGG, getcha’ self an avatar if you’re gonna stick around.
There’s some nice ‘abstract’ ones if you Google “Mint Green”, and a partiicularly nice one of a mint-green flower, which would look pretty cool as an avatar.
He could always change it to a pic of mint chocolate chip ice cream. But then I’d be tempted to eat him…
Fail Peeps are not food!
*send Ms B to naughty corner*
*gives bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream*
Maybe I’m being too literal, but why not just get an avatar of a mint leaf?
I’m partial to this one. Dunno why:
ht tp://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/p/pr/pr_raven/192208_mint_leaf.jpg
I is trying hard to makes an avatar, but the internet sent me to a page that said “invalid key” after I made my username. Did I do something wrong?
Sign yourself up for Gravatar using your FB email address.
Make sure you add the pic as G-Rated or it won’t show up.
Then refresh your cache (not sure how you manage it in Firefox or Safari, in Chrome it’s Spanner>Clear Browsing Data>Cache, and if you’re using Internet Exploder, unlucky.) et voilá!
I say you go with Minty Green Guy as the name and I LOVE the mint leaf idea as the avatar. my vote has been cast
*squeezes Failpeeps*
Is it there yet?
Yep. S’nicey!
It’s there!! WELCOME!!!
Now you’re one of us… one of us…
…
oneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofusoneofus
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME, MGG!*sparkle*
*eyes turn red*
*voice becomes metallic*
*lurches forward, arms outstretched*
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US…
The FPs might not know this, but it’s pretty amazing that MGG even stuck around here. The first time he showed up, I *THWACKED* him so hard with my 6′ wooden spoon I broke a limb and Avis *GLOWERED* at him!
I like it MGG!
Apparently a thwacking with the half-rotted non-shellacked whale works.
And yet I still don’t know what that means Avis.
I believe it may actually be good for you. I can’t think of a regular on here who hasn’t been *THWACK*-ed at least once. Except maybe Dragon.
Dragon has thwacked herself on occasion!
Thwacking is explained (I think) at failpeeps dot wordpress dot com. In fact, it’s a good place to learn all the rules. Such as they are.
And head on over to the next fail, this one takes waaaaaaay too long to load!
There is a new fail, and this thread is getting long. I’m gone.
I don’t think i got Thwacked but i did get a good talking to. and then I used thwack and Glower….that was a bad bad movie. But then I was given this Amazing set of nunchucks and well, its all downhill from there. what did MGG do to earn a thwacking with the spoon?
This was the beginning — I see that Avis actually *THWACKED* and *GLOWERED* at him:
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/01/15/temperature-fail/#comment-753152
Oh My!!! I have no idea how MGG came back from that…that was a pretty cardinal sin. Consider yourself lucky MGG. wow
The guy’s got spirit. But, you do, too, of course.
We’ll never know how much guts it took for YOU stay — but I’m ever so glad you did!
*squeezysqueeze*
Actually, LGB, my beginning was in that unbreakable phone fail.
Yes, sweetheart, but I was remarking on how you survived both a *THWACK* from and a *THWACK*/*GLOWER* from Avis, and still came back to play with us… The link I posted was from that day, not the day you first posted on FB.
I’ve never been thwacked. Although, I have been noted in the special book for my newbie desire to be FIRST!!!!elebenty!!!11!111!!!!ONE!!. But then I was sent to a re-education camp and I’m feeling MUCH better now.
*twitches*
(In my defense, I stayed up until 3AM and refreshed manically to catch the first FailBlog of the day because I was so excited about the FailPeeps and fails. Ah, those young, young days all those months ago. . .)
… long-winded?
Quick, let’s keep the matches from Judy!!
Strike a match!
*vogues*
Anti-Firster. Fighting FIRST LOL!!!111apple!!!! wherever she goes!
Dammit, she’s also isn’t very fast acting, lol.
… and neither are you.
Congratulations on making your mother proud.
I found the ‘n’ you lost in your name. Want it back?
Gas mask, please.
Let me guess — is this from “People of WalMart?”
It sure looks like it!
Just one of the many reasons to avoid shopping there.
I don’t appreciate being photographed from behind. It’s not my good side.
*click*
*moons Ms B*
HeHe!
*click*
Ugh, not more of John McCain in that lycra.
I can’t sleep after the FailGirl scandal.
:p
Ah, ignorance is bliss. I can tell from the particular words you strung together there.
That one’s gotta go up at DW’s.
Oh don’t worry…it will.
How about put it right there…no really, it’s ok to cover that one up.
Another of you streaking, Ms B? :p
No…
*innocent smile*
Too late. I had that one laminated.
That one?
I get the impression you’ve got a few more stored away somewhere, Dragon.
Last night I was talking to one of my friends, and he commented on the FB2 post about why I would be in the back of a poice car. He was flabbergasted at how many of my friends are convinced I’m a streaker. Thank you all for leading my sane friends and family to such an awesome view of me.
Woo! Success!
Looks like TJ Maxx.
It better be, or it’s gonna real soon.
Hopefully it will stop loading.
Ctrl Alt Del, good sir or madam.
*presses CRTL-ALT-DEL*
*nothing happens*
*repeats gesture*
*again, nothing happens*
*wonders if his Mac is broken*
She must be the butt of many jokes.
Of ASStronomical proportions to be exact.
Seems more gastronomical to me.
Commodious even.
I would’ve throne her out the window.
♪ The window, the window ♪
♪ The second story window! ♪
♪ Make up a rhyme and sing it in time ♪
♫ And throw it out the window!! ♫
In the midnight hour she cried- “more, more, more”
With a rebel yell she cried- “more, more, more”
In the midnight hour babe- “more, more, more”
With a rebel yell- “more, more, more”
More, more, more.
♬
Animals came from miles around
So tired of walking so close to the ground
They needed a change, that’s what they said
Life is better walking on two legs!
But they were in for a big surprise …
♬
NO SPILL BLOOD!
MAN THE HARPOONS!
That. is. a. woman.
She. won’t. be. manning. up. anytime. soon.
Do you have your period?
Then there’s no justification for my girlfriend taking my iPod to work.
Yeah, ‘cuz menses don’t have periodses.
Don’t you oppress me!
Mens sana in corpore sano.
Anybody got a cork?
Quick, we need an app for that!
*snork*
I heard that one of those reality shows with inventors had a pair that designed odor-preventing underwear.
Save the cork, use a bottle!
She’ll esplode if you use a cork. I’d rather smell whatever is coming than be round that esploshun.
*wonders if this fail was chosen due to the comments from the previous fail*
*snerk*
I was wondering the same thing. I really don’t want to lose my other eyebrow.
We could always wear fire-suits.
Wait!!! explain to me why the HELL we didn’t call the firemen during that last fail!!!!!
They have been over worked and needed rest.
They must still be recovering from last weeks Cuddle Puddle.
*overhears conversation*
*peeks out of bedroom door at failpeeps*
*peeks back in at bevy of firemen in bedroom*
*grins saucily*
*closes and securely bolts door from the inside*
*Films through window*
*sells on ebay*
WOOOH! TEN WHOLE DOLLARS!
*best $10 I ever drew with crayon*
How many firemens?!?!
*Inserts “Fireman Sam” Video tape into VCR*
A bevy.
About elev-
WAIT A MINUTE!
Is it too late?
I have a feeling they might be needed on this fail eventually.
The Wal-Mart clothing background makes it so picturesque.
This one found the perfect Tee!!!
F—!
I got a blue screen…
Inhale.
Exhale.
Repeat as necessary.
It must be a blow out sale.
You stay classy San Diego.
*wink*
*finger guns*
Easy now, Gilbert Arenas…
* *
=
What type of browser is she using?
Cuz if it’s Firefox…
Nice! i watn one of those shirst cos mines don’t even warned me.
*wheels out Middle Class Gibberish Translator*
Translation:
“That is indeed a clever T-shirt. I wish that I possessed such a T-shirt to warn those behind me when I was about to pass wind, as my T-shirts currently do not have that capability.”
Thanks, Jon! What ever would we do without you and your Translator?
*swoons*
Good old late-90s engineering.
None of this “visual appeal”, “form over function” bullshit.
Just good old fashioned Steel. So it works.
Well yeah, but how am I supposed to email with it?
*applauds* Great translation! I really was confused…
*golf craps*
try wearing that to the prom… i need that shirt
*readies the lighter*
whatever you do, don’t pull her finger…
Or, god forbid, her leg!!!
You kiddin’ me?
Good sir, I kid you not. For there lies a force so great, it that all of the boards would quiver like babies that are too stupid to know they’re stupid!
Luckily, that point conflict has not surfaced, so we are in no immediate harm, except for Marius…
Um…so, who are you?
LOLforce, apparently.
He appears to have at least done some lurking before appearing, totally unannounced, and starting to squeeze people.
That’s a good theory.
He/she should at least buy me dinner before he tries to squeeze me.
Yeah, about that. You like tacos, right?
*drunkenly tries to squeeze Leila*
Hey, you squeeze like a lamppost.
Oh wait, this is a lamppost.
*roflsnork*
I am not into tacos. I like burritos.
Sho you thought you’d perform the old shwitcheroo with a lampposht?
I’m dishappoin- *passes out*
*SNORK*
Stranger Danger?
*changes Jaysens name in this one post to RalphWiggum*
*hammers question mark straight*
*RIGLMS*
This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. That’s where I saw the leprechaun!
I hope she’s using dial-up so I have time to escape.
LOL!
Load up the “Run” program!!
Since the bar is static and never progresses, shouldn’t that mean that she never farts, ever?
Never progresses?
No. Must be Middle School P.E. teachers.
For those of yall who know what this means, you just lost The Game.
:/
MGG, I’m just going to take a stab at it —-
You’re southern, aren’t you?
Well shoot! How’d ya guess?!
Your username…
What’s so bad ’bout meh username?
Notin’ but yer usage of dat der wurd “yall” seamed a guwd daaaaaaarn stereotype of dat der suthurnah.
I tried comedy, I tried………….
Actually, LOLforce, I was referring to MGG’s use of the word ‘yall,’ not his username. I rather like his username. Further, I wasn’t putting him down for being southern, or making fun of his accent.
If it’s mean, it’s not funny.
Den why did ya say meh “username” instead of that there “yall”?
I put “your username” instead of “ya’ll” because I thought it was obvious. I inserted “your username” at a stab at comedy, thinking everyone knew it was because of “ya’ll”, but inserted something different to be funny.
I’m exhausted trying to explain that, did it clear everything up?
*pats LOLforce’s shoulder*
It’s ok. Here, have a cookie.
*offers plate of Oreos*
NO! ONLY I HAS OREOS! HE CANS HAVE THE STALE CHIPS AHOY!
Newman O’s for you!
*chomps on deliciousness*
Be thankful no one is proffering microwaved Spam™ cookies. With tin foil, you know to help you floss while eating.
Don’t give her any ideas!!!! LGB’s already made a batch today, and I can’t get the smell out.
Yes. It did.
*frowns at the new troll*
*tries with all might to resist bursting forth with laughter*
*prods Jaysen with long stick (for distance)*
How are those laughs doing now?
You poke, you pay. :[
Seriously.
staying strong but I am like a ticking time bomb full of laugh.
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
and as long as I’m not being poked by the ET finger it’s ok
I said PROD.
*pokes and tickles Jaysen ’til he makes a tiny wee*
I’ll go get the ShamWows.
Aw man
*runs behind a bush and takes off pants*
well this is..and interesting situation I am in
and by the way my wee is so not tiny hahaha
Oooh, video games!
*plays wee*
*shines light towards Jaysen’s general direction*
‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, what’s all this, then?
Ewwww, ZA!
:ick:
Right. Forgot how sensitive guys are about the “size” thing. I meant “tiny drop of urine.” Okay? Better?
Hey! Now we have someone without pants!!
*contemplates whether it is too soon to find a replacement pants-stealing victim*
Dang it! I usually don’t lose The Game unless I’m around my 8 year old!
The purpose of the game is not to think about the game. So, actually, you lose.
No, no, no. You have to tell him all the rules:
1) Everybody’s playing The Game, whether they know it or not.
2) When you think about The Game, you lose.
3) When you lose The Game, you must publicly announce that you have lost The Game.
Click my name. NOW.
Woohoo! Thanks BF!
*squeeze*
*twirls giddily*
In case it wasn’t mentioned before:
R.I.P J. D. Salinger.
*bows head*
*catches Judy’s bowed head in the rye*
Frankly, upset though I am, it takes second place to some other news occurin’ over here. Any UK dwellers around heard about those 2 kids “murdered” by the (supposedly) crazy woman? It’s pretty tragic.
You mean that woman who dumped her kids in the boot (trunk) of her car, in bin bags, and the paramedics who had gone to check, who then had to be sent home due to being traumatised by the sight of the corpses? Absolutely horrifying, and a quite depressing story, which shows just how dire the state of Britain is in.
Yeah, her. She’s my friend’s stepmother.
Good lord. How is your friend? Is she safe?
He lives with his real mum. He’s fine, though understandably shaken.
Oh wow, I hadn’t heard. Thanks AE.
I had…thanks, Arthur, for the announcement.
*moment of silence*
Oh my God !!!! bleah
isn’t there an apostropy in “ya’ll”??? maybe I’m wrong being from the north, but it would seem like it to me
If you are:
a) Serious- The correct spelling is ya’ll, meaning “you all”
b) Ignorant- Don’t take my word or the internet’s word for it, ask your mother or father, better yet, your english teacher. Then, proceed to mentioning how much funner it is to be his/her pupil.
c) Waiting to spark and interesting conversation out of nothing- No soup for you.
Oh, come on. Be nice.
Or there will be no soup for you either. We tried to keep fail blog as friendly as possible.
*snickers at lie*
I HAVE FURY!
I’m sorry if I’m coming off a little too harsh,
*offers squeeze*
Do not want squeeze … yet. Are you friend or foe? What brings you here? Do you know Sam? How old are you? What is your credit card number and PIN? What shoe size do you wear? Do you like cats or dogs?
If LOLforce knew Sam, I’m guessing there would already be an avatar in place.
There have been others in the past.
I’ve always admired Failblog, before they became popular on Youtube (and the numerous complaints about the intro, blah blah blah..), but never got much into the comments. So, I started posting right about now. As you can see, I’m now a newbie, insane, a troll, and unwanted.
With the negative aspects aside, contributing to some worthy piles of posts found its interest, and decided to do so.
BTW, I’m American (that in itself sounds irrelevant, obscure, and diminishing of meaning), both a friend and foe (mostly friend), I don’t know Sam, age isn’t important if I’m funny (or not), 9600-4572-1040, size 14, this is the internet, so cats, and PINGAS.
That should clear things up… right? (left, right, diagonal, transverse…)
Welcome!
………………………………fine. I welcome thee new guy.
No, not unwanted. Just take it easy on the squeezes. Most people like to get to know others before a squeeze is offered or taken. Just play, have fun, don’t be an asshat, and eventually squeezes will be offered.
[offtopic]I’ve always wondered, is an asshat someone with an arse for a hat, or a hat on their arse?[/offtopic]
Yeah. Generally squeezing people in your very first post doesn’t go down well.
It’s the internet equivalent of hugging a stranger in the street.
Just be nice, and keep your wits sharpened, and you’ll fit right in.
Someone with their head up their ass. Ass on head=asshat.
Sorry about that.
*hands newbie a cookie*
Here, it’s a sugar cookie with lavender, NOT a stale Chips Ahoy.
Okies, LOLforce. You need to get yourself an avatar if you wanna play with the big boys. Here’s everything you need to know:
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
(Take the space back out when you cut and paste it into your browser, or the link won’t work.)
…ok well you still make me uncomfortable but you seem to be pretty sharp and may be a nice addition. just follow the words of the professionals and deffin read up on the rules. oh and meet Sam.
NO!!! DO NOT MEET SAM!!!! Trust me.
SHHHHHH, don’t listen to Avis, she doesn’t know what she is talking about, just go say hi to Sam and shake Sam’s hand…
DO NOT WANT!!!!
If you knew what the rest of us know…
Avis > Ms B
Huh?
Just quotin’ Sam, only backwards.
*squeeze!*
newbie – check, but that shouldn’t last long.
insane – that helps around here.
troll – minus one point there, but I’m a monster of sorts too …
unwanted – more like “unfamiliar”.
American – welcome to my hell
friend AND foe – hmm, contradictions aren’t inherently evil …
don’t know Sam – neither do I, ignore it.
age not important – tell that to your grandmother.
…
*scribbles down some notes*
*calls to check order for replacement confetti cannon*
*refers to notes during call*
…
size 14 – big shoes to fill?
internet – check, you have a grasp of reality, possibly tentative.
cats – correct answer here. (I’m a dog fan myself, but don’t tell anyone)
PINGAS – great, acronymfinder.com came back with this:
What does PINGAS stand for?
Your abbreviation search returned 0 meanings
No matches for PINGAS
So, I guess it’s everyone for themselves.
Pretty Ingenious Nerd Gets All Silly?
ERG SLOW DOWN ZA
*scribbles notes down fast as possible*
I’m trying to keep score at home.
so where are we now?
42?
*inserts R*
Trusty me, you will thank me later.
Nabs pesky ‘y’
*skips away throwing poo*
*snerk*
Not to be picky, but it’s “y’all” – not “ya’ll.”
You mean there actually is a correct spelling for that southern platitude?
Y’all
A famous deep south sail boat.
I love how its at walmart of all places
I love how you recognized that.
Well at least she’s got rid of those pants that attracted the flies.
Let us hope that the pants were to blame. Let us hope.
*blaaaaaaaaaarrgh!*
Thanks for that reminder.
Bukkit please, someone, quickly!
Maybe that’s how she got rid of the flys.
That’s it. I’m getting this yahoo banned.
*stamps BANNED on ocdtetris’s head with multi-purpose stamp*
Thank you DW.
no spam you spammer I DON’t LIKE SPAM! spamspamspamspamspamspam
But you like green eggs with ham.
I don’t like it in a box.
I don’t like it with a fox.
I don’t like green eggs and ham.
I don’t like it, Sam-I-am.
On a train?
In the rain?
On a boat?
In a moat?
With a mouse?
In a house?
With cheese?
With a *squeeze*?
Wait a minute – - YOU’RE SAM?!?!?
only in a box, with a fox
damn didn’t refresh
DID SOMEONE SAY SPAM™?
*chanting*
♫♪Spam, spam, spam, spam…♫♪
No thank you.
*wonders what the nesting will look like later*
I’ll insult Dragon. Sorry ’bout that.
Hee-hee!
It’s getting too easy to blame you.
I won’t take it personally…I promise!
Okay, so, guess what! Nope, too slow. Thanks for playing! Tomorrow night, I’m going to go to beautiful, lovely, amazing… exemplary… not all that particularly special… but still awesome, Silver Fall State Park, OR. With my youth group. And stay there. All weekend. I’m so excited! Can you tell?
Clickie.
Silver Falls. With an ‘s’ at the end…
Yeah, like Sandy Balls. Looks very nice!
Just avoid the Golden Falls.
What are you on about?
They upgraded my Aluminium shower to a GOLDEN one!
I guess that’s the way the waterfalls.
Errr… I meant the pics in Shadow’s link…
Did you? Really?
I want to move to the north west SO BAD! Washington is my destination but that whole area is so amazing. HAVE FUN!
Yeah, I cant wait to visit the States after Sixth Form.
It’s going to be class. Any West-Coast Failpeeps, I may have to pop by to say hi.
I say we have a MidWest USA Failpeep reunion except no RE so I guess just union. We can party in Chicago since there are a few of us live around this area!
Enjoy beautiful Southern California! We’ve got all the shades of brown, from dry chaparral to smoldering ash!
If you should stop by and find yourself being grabbed around the ankles by something that looks like a decomposing hand and forearm protruding from the ground, don’t panic. I’m just saying hi back.
I just don’t get the fail on that. Yes she weight too much- but seems to have sence of humor wearing this shirt. So if this is anything, then it is a win.
It’s not about the weight. It’s the fact that the “joke” on the t-shirt is in very poor taste. Disgusting, actually. It would be disgusting on a thin person, too.
Yeah, she is weighting too much. That “Loading” bar hasn’t moved since she bought that t-shirt.
She’s gonna blow!
*runs*
Come, Failpeeps, lets us joins hands in the seance of humo(u)r!
More reasons to not shop at Wal-Mart
this is stolen from PoWM
Typical Walmart demographic.
Overweight 37 year old scumbag woman with 2 kids, one with fetal alcohol syndrome…both of whom she beats in the cereal isle.
is it me or are all failblog posters lame 35 year old men who think their funny.
^No, just you.
I’m guessing you’re the only lame 35 year old man who thinks you’re funny.
Too bad the grammar lessons didn’t take.
Or the etiquette lessons.
Dangflo needs an iPad.
Or a boot to the head.
^No, just you.
*looks down own shirt*
No, definitely not a guy.
You know, some guys do have those…
Ewwww!
*shudders*
:ick:
But I can also spell “definitely” correctly.
*looks down own shirt*
Not as interesting as what is down Avis’s shirt but thought I would just check.
You’re treading on dangerous waters there, Jaysen.
You’ll need to be VERY well integrated before you can start looking down other Failpeeps’ shirts. (Unless, of course, Ms B isn’t wearing hers, in which case *click* away!
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He didn’t look down my shirt. At least, he BETTER not have!
nope, just guessing whats down yours, I looked down my own.
I’m not rude like that guys… well not all the time.
ooops forgot to change my name back…
Stranger Danger!
At least the Failblog regulars can use they’re/there/their correctly.
Why? Because… well… because they’re there.
Just you i am not 35
ABORT! ABORT DOWNLOAD!
WHERE IS THE CANCEL BUTTON WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT?
ESC! ESC! ESC!
IT’S NOT WORKING!!!
Would you like to save Document 1?
Yes_____No_____Cancel_____FU!
Just press the power button…
Which is located…
Dunno.
Fart seems to be stuck at 90%.
You’ll probably have to re-eat and try the install again.
Love this woman! She can load that right on my face.
Fart Fetish WIN
Testing….
kh…
*counts ‘a’s*
…aaaaaaan!!!! After all this time!!! Why get an avatar now?!?!?
I like it!
*squeeze*
I’m like the guy who goes to the Post Office at 9:59pm on April 15 to file his tax EXTENSION. Ultimate procrastinator. *squeeze*
Well, at least it’s sort of visible.
*claws from the grave*
*drags stereo behind him*
*
safety**ponders selection for a moment*
*cranks volume to elebenty*
*pushes play – Judas Priest “Eat Me Alive” plays*
*50 million zombies erupt from the ground around ocd*
*zombie hoard head-bangs and slam-dances aggressively*
*screams can NOT be heard over the music*
*fabric, flesh and bone fly through the air*
*zombie hoard slam-dances back into their graves*
*except for a stampede of footprints, no evidence of the attack remains*
*everyone within half a mile goes temporarily deaf once the music stops*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Oops. Funny how Dragons are so much faster than zombies, isn’t it.
I love it when you’re light on work, ZA.
*squeezesherfavoritezombie*
That fat ugly thang looks like someone i know from behind—–>
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EPIC WIN
At least she gave fair warning. Can’t fault her for that.
I love how this is in a thrift-shop.
Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s actually WalMart. I think, but can’t be sure, that I’ve seen this exact same picture – though not cropped – over at People Of WalMart Dot Com.
Can there be a fail if there was never an attempt in the first place?
Error loading fart.
Gas could not be located.
Try reinstalling anal support to fix this problem.
Fart loading may be in progress but Fat loading is most certainly complete. Wow… that’s a double airline seater for sure!
don’t worry, as long as her ass doesn’t run on windows 7, we have plenty of time to escape!
someone infect here with loosing weight virus!!!
Ah! The mysteries of feminine charm…
Should be Feminine Fail that shirt would be bad enough on some fat slob guy but…
Definitely more of a Clever T-Shirt Win!
Loser fat chick get a life!!!
That’s a humour win in my book.
Incoming!!!
I saw this same exact picture on “The People of Wal-Mart”
Wow. At first glance I thought it said “Fat now loading,” and I was like…”There’s more?” ._____.
May I recommend a yogurt with live active cultures or a pro-biotic supplement?
Would yogurt with a lazy culture and amateur-biotic work as well?
I love fat people.
Yeah… the arey the best pillows!
stealing from peopleofwalmart.com fail
Is anyone surprised that she’s in walmart and yes jessica maybe that was the true fail.
Her Husband is in back filling out an application.
http://failblog.org/2010/01/29/employment-fail-2/#comments
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
this is a win…
yeah, right!!! so low…
I bet she will have a “Atomic Fart”.That is what my friend says
Wouldn’t u know it, she’s in Walmart
I need one like that
omg shes gonna blow! KABOOM!!!!
I think this should be classified as a “Win.”
Someone needs to go on What Not to Wear.
Ah, like the colorful markings on the coral snake, this creatures markings warns you to stay back!
this is stolen from PoWM
You know a lot of people think really fat people’s farts are really stinky and what not.
Truth is that you probably won’t smell a whole lot. The reason why? Well their asses are so large that what happens is gas gets stuck in between their fat asses which traps the gas. You probably won’t smell much and some times if you smell a really stinky large person, you’re probably smelling days old farts that somehow escaped their folds.
The fact is, fat people got a tough time taking care of their fat asses.
the sad part is…i’d still tap that.
Hahahah I need to get that shirt
right who upload this picture of my mum!!! :/
What made her think that shirt looked good on her?
Oh wait, that’s right. She’s fat.
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! that’s so funny, did that (huge) girl notice shes super-funny T-Shirt?
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