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♫ Boogie on down! ♪
♪I’ve got the boogie fever.♫
♪ He do the tube snake boogie. . . ♪
♪♫ Blame it on the Boogie! ♫ ♪
♪ God must be a Boogie Man ♫
♫ Boogie on reggae woman ♫
♫ ♪Boogie Night!
*da da da da daa*
Boogie night!
*da da da daaa!*♫ ♪
♪ He’s the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B ♫
♫Dance! Boogie wonderland, ha!♪
♪ The boot scootin’ boogie. . . ♪
♪ Bounce boo, to the boogie that be
You know I want you to come boogie with me ♪
♪ I got a little boogie but it ain’t too clean ♪
*hands Marius a kleenex*
♪
Baby likes to rock it like a boogie woogie choo-choo train!
♪
*hates self for that*
*finds high powered weaponry*
*shoots self repeatedly*
*fails to die*
Snork!
Tankew.
*Shoots ZA*
Aw nuts!
Did he drop the ball?
And I thought he had it in the sack.
Oooo, hacky sack.
*calmly inserts a “w” before Marius’ “hacky”*
That’s more like it
♪ I’m all right Jack keep your hands off my sack.♪
*Snickers*
*snoffle*
Quick! iPad, stat!
*brings iTampon*
Here you go Doc!
Quit stringing him along!
I will try to go with the flow.
You have a 24 hour period to do that.
You might want to get it in early, just so you’re protected.
Restore from backup.
Abort Retry Fail _
Keyboard error
Press F2 to continue
Error: Mouse incompatible. Try getting a cat.
Bad command or file name
fatal disc error
kernel panic
Stop Error
The device is not ready
Error 404–page not found.
Something has happened.
Access is denied
Error: Success!
Invalid path.
Out of memory
Diagnostic-Code: smtp; 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable
The network path cannot be found
PEBKAC
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
lp0 on fire
YAY NS!!!
You go kitteh!!!!!!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Whoop!
Whoop whoop NS!
Wheeeandwoop!
WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOO, NS!!!!!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
*Throws hat in the air*
YAY, NS!!!!!!
*covers self in confetti*
Rainbow butter for my favorite kitteh!!!!
I … I …. I powered a fail?! Woohoo!!!! My not second powering!!!!
What’s the video — and what’s my comment?
*Congrats Squeeze*
Knew you’d want the replay, see below.
Oh, and the comment is, “I’ll file that away under “ouch.”"
You did.
You did!!!!
*throws confetti @ NS*
Awesome! A cheezpeep powering! Way to go, Nightshayde!!
*tosses catnip-scented streamers in the air*
*tosses more confetti around*
CONGRATS!!!!
Duuuuuuude. Now I have the munchies.
*pounces on NS before she finishes it all*
CATNIP!!!!!!
Judy, are you sure that was catnip?
At this point, I’m not exactly sure what that was.
*hides*
Congrats NS!!
*pops the champagne*
*sǝzǝǝnbs ʎןqqnq*
YAY NIGHTSHAYDE!!!!
*¡ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
¡¡¡ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝɥʍ
Hee hee!!! Thank you.
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
¡dn sɯoʇʇoq
*ʞuı1ɔ*
This calls for extra bubbles!!
*starts bubble machine*
*brings in a second bubble machine and starts it as well*
I am not a bubble machine!
;[
Yet you insist on feeding me beans and soap.
*bubble floats by*
I would not pop that, if I were you.
*flees the area*
DON”T POP THE BUBBLES!!!
Someone warn Dragon not to sneeze!
*Panics and runs*
But…but I ca…can’t stop…stop….
….*pit-CHOO!*
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
Am I missing an eyebrow?
Oh bother.
*wheels in shiny confetti cannon*
*overloads it like never before*
*
safety**packs in some more powder*
*notices charring and smoke around blog*
*fears what happened – and what he’s done*
*finds a long stick still smoldering at one end*
*buries self as deep as possible, holding stick in air*
*clumsily uses stick to ignite fuse*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!
*feels shaking in ground*
*waits a minute before popping up again – timidly*
*notices crack down cannon*
*puts in order for a new replacement*
Congratulations, NS.
I think there’s actually confetti embedded in the walls now!
*is impressed*
*admires embedded confetti*
*steps back*
*frames with thumb and forefingers*
S’nicey!
Well played, ZA!
*feels honored*
I seem to have a burning sensation. Anyone have any preparation H?
I think you should see a vet dear.
A deer vet?
What’s next a weasel lawyer or a beaver stipper?
What’s a beaver stipper?
The woman who gives you a Brazilian wax.
Someone who stips beavers.
Phew! It missed me.
*sniff, sniff*
What’s that smell?
*looks back at tail, which is now smoldering and furless*
*sigh*
*sniffles*
Sowwy, guys. Lolcat and Hotdog fur makes me all sneezy on cold days.
*pinches out wee flame on Scottie’s tail*
Fortunately, I keep a spare for just such occasions.
*goes to doghouse*
*pulls out new fur suit*
*changes out of burned suit, pulls on new one*
There, good as new!
*waves hands in air*
*runs around screaming*
*gets bukkit of water*
*throws on Scotty*
SPLASH!
Umm, thanks, but I’d already taken care of it.
*looks back at himself, all soaking wet*
*shakes fur spraying water all over the blog*
*hands DW a Benadryl*
Do you have another for me? I’m fighting a miserable code.
Oh NO! And apparently it’s defending itself well.
*tries to frighten the cold germs away by glaring at them*
Want me to glower at ‘em?
Dr. McCoy, I have one beaming directly to sick bay.
Doesn’t sound like something you could just write off AA. *Squeeze*
Phew! That was a close one!
RUN!!!!!!
Avis, do not…I repeat, do not say SHIT and RUN in Gracie’s presence. Trust me, it’s not pretty.
I’ll just take your word for it.
*pops bubble*
*faints*
*wearing gas mask*
I believe you were warned.
*shows up a little late to the party with extra champagne to congratulate Nightshayde*
Thanks, Mouse.
AWSDF
All Would See Da Fail?
Affairs with “sexually diverse” Filipinos?
*signs up*
A Weary Soldier Dances Funny?
All Will Soon Drink Fanta?
A Watched Sore Doesn’t Fester?
A Warm Squeeze Dispels Forlornness?
Aha, we said different funnies.
A wookie sings Disney’s Fantasia?
“AaaaAA WwWww SsS DDdd FFf!”
Although Walt says “Damn, Fail.”
All waiters sing/dance Fosse?
All’s well, silly. Definitely fungus!
AIDS won’t strike, don’t fret.
Oh snap!
Ouch!
Young whippersnappers always learn the hard way.
What were they doing on my lawn anyway?
Planting pink flamingos and gnomes.
Damn Travelocity kids.
You’ll never roam alone…
Wait…are they stalking you??
Boo hoggidy!
For the video impaired.
Kid on a mini dirt bike has a rope attached to a boogie board’s elastic strap, and there’s another kid sitting on the boogie board. THe mini bike takes off, stretching the elastic strap. The strap breaks, and rebounds right into the boogie board kid’s family jewels. He procedds to roll on the ground in pain. A girl working the camera asks, “Are you OK?”, and he replies, “Nuh uh.”
Nightshayde gets the power (WooHoo!) and then cue the bicycle guy.
NS said: I’ll file that away under “ouch.”
Thanks!
Should have refreshed 30 seconds sooner.
I mean that I should have refreshed.
I know what you meant.
*boogies*
*doesn’t do herself an injury*
What was my comment?
But…I… *lips tremble*
Timestamp dear, look at the timestamps.
*squeeze*
You told me — I think you and I were typing simultaneously, though.
Thank you for your efforts, Leila!
*pours Leila a flute of champagne*
*watches as champagne falls out all the holes*
Here, use a glass they work better.
*hands nightshayde a champagne glass*
*takes glass of champagne, dips potato chips and eats them*
YUM!
Hey…why is my flute all wet…and taste like champagne??
We disinfected it for you.
Better than tasting like stale spit…right?
How on earth did they think it was a good idea?
Well, it’s not a good idea on Earth. They shouldda tried it on the moon, instead.
Nah, friction would still be a problem. What they needed was some Baconlube.
Lubrication.
I’d expect the lunar regolith to act like a dry, powdery lubricant. Of course all bets are off once you build driveways on the moon and try to use those for this activity.
It’s hard to come up with anything that a teenager would not think is a good idea.
That’s assuming they think at all.
Oh, they think… they just don’t think everything all the way through!
Protected sex?
Schoolwork?
Getting a job?
Right. Anything an adult didn’t tell them was a good idea.
From first hand experiences, the aforementioned are considered lamé by the general population of my peer group.
“Here, hold mah beer!”
*holds Ms B’s beer*
*sips*
with that fashion sense?
he wouldn’t know a good idea if it hit him in the …..
eye?
stomach?
braaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnzzzzzzz.
knee?
Derriere?
Occipital condyle?
Rah rah ree!
Kick ‘em in the knee!
Rah rah rass!
Kick ‘em in the…other knee!
*snoffle*
*snorkle*
I don’t even have balls and that hurt me!
It’s called phantom pain and it happens after you have been ’separated.’
So this is how chicken nuggets are made.
Well done.
I actually prefer them rare.
Rare chicken is a fast path to my condition.
He won’t any more.
Do you think the person who put him up to it feels a prick of guilt?
No because he didn’t have the balls to try it himself.
Nuts!!!
Do you see one eyed monster there?
Read me the definition, I can’t re-member it.
I’ll write it down. the Pen is mightier.
He’s gonna need a sedagive.
You misspelled asshat.
We were just discussing the idiocy of the baggy pants phenomenon yesterday…
Lookin’ like a fool wicha pants on da ground!
I was waiting for someone to say that
Pull your pants up and act like you have some sense, moron.
inverse proportion? wouldn’t that mean the lower his pants hang, the more intelligent he is??
Of all the ways this could have failed, I honestly didn’t expect that. Very awesome. I laughed.
Yeah. I expected the boogie board to tip or go out of control. When the strap snapped it was enough of a surprise to get me to laugh. Well done failblog, well done.
Well our job here is done then.
It is? Aw, nuts!
*walks away kicking rocks*
Bu.. but NOW what?
On to the next sad/hopeless person to give them a laugh.
Let’s go!
*jumps in FB Mobile*
*hero music theme about to start*
*sigh* My life has no direction, like I have no purpose. If only there was somewhere that I could fulfil my daily needs to watch others fail, maybe it would convince me that my life could get worse.
Hey! People in masks and tight lycra!
*jumps in hot fuschia bodysuit and puts on matching mask*
Where to?
Umm, just to your left a bit. Just there.
Now give me sassy *click*
Give me sexy *click*
Give me shy *click*
You work it, girl *click* *click*
*pose*
*pose*
*pose*
*pouty lips*
*pose*
*pose*
Wait…something is wrong here.
To the Evil Genius Cave! Once these go on the internet, everyone will know FailGirl’s true identity! Muahahahaha!
*flies over and lands on nearby branch*
*turns head to look in Dr. von Nastymans direction…*
You’ll never catch me! Especially since I stole your apostrophe!
Muahahahahahahaha!
*
in Dr. von N’s general direction*
Who said anything about catching?
Nooo! Now FailGirl’s true identity will never be revealed!
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*giggles*
Yesterday you could say both lame and imagine. Don’t know about today… we’ll see.
Oh, Jon. Jon, Jon, Jon. Go back to yesterday’s fails…
Lame! Imagine! We’re free! Free, I tell you!
*puts video camera down*
Are you sure you wanted that on tape?
*holds tape up*
Almost certainly.
It’s a brave new world, why not? As long as I get a cut of the proceeds, I’m happy!
Ok then.
*gives tape to the DW collection*
*adds bow-chica-wow-wow soundtrack*
*puts it up for auction on eBay*
*snork*
Did I mention how much I love you guys?
You could do with mentioning it more often.
Kutzooi.
Gesundheit.
*takes fish out of bowl*
*gently squeezes*
*puts fish back in bowl*
Nothing I like seeing more than some dumb-ass punk with his ass hanging out getting a bungee to the nads.
Dang whipper-snappers!
Get off my lawn! My driveway too! And turn down that blasted god awful noise! What are you trying to do, make yourself deaf? I’m going to tell your parents what you’re doing here, sonny!
*waves cane menacingly*
*throws dentures @ Dave*
Pffffffffffftttt!!!!!!
Lame balls
General Larry Platt needs to have a word with this guy about his shorts.
No cuddle puddle today but I am starting a SqueezeFest!!!
*goes around and SuperSqueezesAllFailPeeps*
Trust me. I needed to do this. Thanks for indulging me.
*SKA-WEEEEEZE!*
There’s no need to explain, *squeezes* are always welcome.
*Squeezes back*
Is that the *squeeze* equivalent of Oktoberfest?
*SQUEEZIE-SQUEEZE!!*
Some days we all need some squeezes.
Indeed.
I feel amply squozen now. I reserve the right to ask for a refill however.
I too, am in need of a squeeze-fest. I don’t often ask for one. In fact, this may be the first time.
*SQUEEZE*
Expect to be squozen muchly, AA.
I’m going to be court-martialled for this.
*salutes*
*SQUEEZES*
*SQUEEZE*
You doin’ ok?
*SKA-WEEEEEZITY-SQUEEZE SQUEEZE!!*
*skaweeeeeeziesAA*
*SKA-WEEEZEY*
Fankoo friends, I needed that.
*hugs*
Buck up little camper.
*Squeeze*
Blogmonster ate my post where I *squeezed* up and down the thread! Well, hmph! Consider yourselves squozen! All of you!
*considers self squozen* and *SQUEEZE!*
Yay!!! You’re here!!!!
WIKI!!!!!
*SKAWEEZYSKAWOZY*
*SQUEEZE*
Where have you been!??!?!
*squeeze*
You’ve been gone too long!
Welcome back, WIK!
*squeeze*
Well what do you know!
*squeezes WIK and everyone else*
*sneaks up behind AA – again, unintentionally*
*wraps AA in new modified plastic sheet, now with breathe holes*
*squeeze*
*unwraps AA*
*makes sure he’s not blue and his chest is still moving*
*takes a deep breath*
Whaddufuh ZA??? I understand you didn’t want to shmear me with zombie goo so no big.
*squeezes back*
*SKAA—-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!*
Thanks, AE. I appreciate it.
Was the biggest squeeze I could give. You’re ok?
Not really, no.
If you want, send me an email. I can reply tomorrow. Hope things get much better really quick!
*squeeze*
Everything will be fine, eventually. Thanks for your concern.
*squeeze*
*SQUEEEEEEZE*
*sneaks up behind Leila – unintentionally*
*quickly wraps her in a clear plastic sheet*
*squeeze*
*removes plastic sheet*
*wonders why she’s gasping for air*
*GiantSistaSqueezeToLastAllWeekend*
*leaves basketful of squeezes in case anyone comes back*
*squeezysqueeze!*
*sneaks in to remnants of squeezefest*
*takes a squeeze from the basket*
*leaves squeezes for all the peeps*
The dumb shit had it coming. Stupid…. grmblgrmbl… *shakes head*
It was going to end up bad anyway… good times….good times…
I just love the wonderful and witty pop-up comments. Truly the greatest words I’ve ever read.
Doesn’t FB usually disable that?
I hope his children won’t be so dumb to do like he did… But nvm… He won’t be having any children anyways.
The truth is stranger than friction.
Pull your damn pants up
Wearing clothing fail. XD
PANTS ON TEH GROUND. PANTS ON THE GROUND. LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WIT YO PANTS ON THE GROUND
Caution: Natural Selection at work
Ahh yes… another example of why God dropped the ball *no pun intended* on the human male’s anatomy.
The fail is strong in this one. Stronger than that rubber cord, at least.
And nobody nominates him for a Darwin Award?
more like a friction win
Did he die?
Perhaps he should use a skateboard on solid asphalt instead of a plain board (ouch).
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
ouch!
Natural selection at work…
Damn, I felt that hurt! That was not what I expected at all!
Also, make a screenshot of that dude’s pants, and you’ve got a fashionfail too
fuc no he’s not ok!!!all balz woman!!!
I was in all seriousness expecting one of the classic “face+concrete” videos, but this works too.
Haha. “natural selection at work.”
maybe someone should have told him about tension strength…
“Owwwww! I though you said this was called ‘cracking the whip’!”
It seems the pain made his trousers fall down, while he remained sitting.
Serves him right. Damn kids wit’ they pants on the ground…
All I can say is: I hope they learned something.
Coulda told yah that was coming
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool witcha pants on the ground