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First?
win tbh
Time Before Haulting?
fail’d
^
I can’t believe I actually got to comment first on a post on Fail Blog! My life is now complete.
hahahahahaha
Wow, her other half must really need directions to satisfy her!
The man’s hopeless.
*sigh
Maybe we should provide an atlas?
He might need the GPS.
With a crotch that big……it is a possibility to be sure!
He’s gonna need a lot more Baconlube.
That will worsen the stench.
*hangs a pine tree air freshener from sign*
This’ll help.
*sniff sniff*
Smells like Mandela.
*snorkroffles*
Or a really big bridge.
No worries — Greg Oden is coming.
She must be huge if her upper half needs directions to get to her lower half…. Thats what you meant right!?
Not quite, but it’ll do.
I’ll pass on that.
What an intersection…
A lot of traffic jams there.
Stop means stop. She’ll let you know when to yield.
Caution. Merge ahead?
Humps for 100 Yds.
Dangerous Curves.
Look out for falling rocks.
*Sorry*
Slow down, men working ahead.
Horse Xing.
Beware, Rutting Season.
Oh. Dear Xing.
Slow, Children Ahead.
Lovely lady humps!
On this road, stop means yugo.
There’s a trunk road leads there.
The Elephant lives here too?
My question is what’s the cross street? Johnson Lane? Peter Pole Ave.?
Sam’s Vag Alley.
Perineum Avenue.
Frenum Street.
Flatbush Avenue.
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger Ave. A.K.A. Pedro Ave.
“refering to varsity blues not racist mister CENSOR”
i hate having to site my comments so as not to get kicked off don’t you?
You might better avoid the boot if you use correct cites.
Bivagin Alley, limit 2 MPH. (Doctor’s orders)
Hehehe
Is that 2 Men PER hole?
Jam, are you in your cups?
I easily fill out two cups. Wait… what?
*Knickers*
‘Per’ means ‘by’ you morons!
If “per” is “by” a son, does that mean a bison daddy is on his way?
Sweet Cheeks Court.
Katie’s Crotch Stop, the finest brothel in town.
They have a strip mall in town?
Not sure. Let’s take a pole.
Past(ies) up around town…see what comes of it.
A landing strip mall!!!! Giggity Goo!!!
The stop sign is what Ronaldo didn’t see in time.
elaborate,please
*still doesnt get it
umm..
Clearly your name is a lie.
ROFL!!!
Are you saying his/her name is Clearly then?
*confuzzled*
* snark *
Took a turn for the worse?
They didn’t care they were just dying to get off.
what’s rd stand for?
Rewind.
Relevant Detail.
Red Dwarf!
i was thinking ‘retard dork’
Romulan Daiquiri.
Royal Doctor.
Rectum Dabbling.
Rectum doubling? That sounds painful and unneccessary.
Katie’s Crotch Randomly Discharges?
(2nd try)
Ewwww!
Redundancy Department?
Well I know that your post can’t be in moderation, for it is:
Rude Day!
Imagine that!
Try writing anything, trust me!
I don’t understand, what is this forbidden “i” word?
O…..M…..G…….!!!ONE!!elebenty!!!
@ AL: The ‘i’ word is the word imagine.
imagineimagineimagineimagine
I don’t believe it. John Lennon was right.
I can’t believe Granny’s missing an opportunity like this.
…that uses the word “image.”
I know, GS…I can’t imagine a borked censor day without him!
Then again…be careful what you wish for…
He has already been here!
And I missed him???
SHIT!
Sorry…got caught up in the moment…
Did he get to play without the filter?
You need to cut loose, SuzieQ! Your fine on the other FB was way too low!
Please, kind and gentle people, would you please slow down! I have blown so many cups of coffee thru my nose that I cannot brew it fast enough to keep up!
Oh, and the laundry is full of coffee-stained shirts too.
Sauerkraut, haven’t you learned yet not to drink while Failblogging?
Obviously not. But it is a good way to start my day!
Thinking the same thing, Gracie…
Raunchy Dancing?
Recently Douched?
Rudely Dandled?
Oh geez. Thats’ just………….LAME!
Wow. That felt so good.
Randomly Displayed.
btw – I well !magine that granny is out trying to find katies crotch. …
road!!
or riding douches
a stop at katie crotch
is like? what?
who is katie?
I Am!
The lady of whoms’ crotch we appear to be driving from one end of, to the other.
I’m in it for the long hall.
You mean HAUL????
No!
*Snickers*
*Tanks Jam*
No, he’s going to get his ashes hauled.
I heard this road is generally very slippery..
Only when wet.
Yeah, and it’s also a little overgrown… could use some landscaping.
Trim at your own risk.
All it needs is a little freshening up.
Topiary?
…..nice bush!
Sprucing, if you will.
But let’s avoid the pruning.
Is it possible to wax the spruce?
Giant KRABBS on the loose in these parts!
usually they are dead-end streets
No that’s lovers lane.
u really belive u can come upside out when u entered at the bottom?
what if she’s standing on her head?
u mean the people on the other side of the earth?
hmms, sorry i have no idea how they do it on southern hemisphere
Katy lied.
Someone needs Dr. Wu.
I’m never going back to his old school.
That’s not a fail, it’s a WIN!
*FleesWithCollarsInTow*
How many of us can say our crotch’s were awarded the naming of a street?
Crotch envy?
Sign envy.
It’s the pole. Not substantial enough.
Would that be the North Pole or the South Pole?
Yes.
Imagine the possibilities!
I feel so FREE!
*twirls around giddily*
SEMPRINI
OMG!!!
What is going on?????
*runs around room screaming*
I think today is just a bit of a release! *shrugs*
Cum tommorrow I know I will be back to my polite self!
*stiffles childish giggle*
It’s not like I want to cuss ALL the time — just SOME of the time would be okay with me…
So, you must know my daughter then.
Buahahaha!!! That is original. My mom swears like crazy in all the different languages but she gets offended when I say jackass. I don’t know why she thinks it’s a bad word.
Do you cuss much, sweetie Leila?
Leila would NEVER do that. Imagine her being so Lame.
*trying to keep away from personal swearing habit*
:[
Um, yeah, bro? Very bottom of the fail VVVVVVV. Pronto. Fank-oo!
Awww, you all scared Marius. Come here, Marius, it’s okay. Shhh shhh, all is good.
LGB, you shouldn’t have sent him down there.
*get ready to call 9ELEBENTY for some firemen*
Who released us to our own devices here AE, you?
Firemen?
*perks up*
Woohoo!
My daughter would die laughing if she heard her. She is very twisted like that.
Well, it was years and years ago. She’s almost 9 now. The other day she referred to “the F word” but the word she meant was “fool.” I almost laughed my ass off.
*giggles*
Er, I mean…
:[
ShamWow?
Ta sweetiepie!
*squeeze*
Everybody stops at Katie’s Crotch.
Not me thats where i Start!!!!
We generally prefer top-down.
Do they stop to stare or participate?
Participate, of course.
*squeezysistaLeila*
*squeezysistaLGB* Do I have a name yet?
We’re working on it:
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/01/15/conan-win/#comment-753351
Okay, I will sit here and wait patiently.
*plays with LGB’s hair*
*hands Leila hairbrush*
*sits on floor cross-legged*
*leans back*
*ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz*
*sits on floor cross eyed*
Should we braid it and put pretty brightly colored beads?
Yes, please!
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
*braids LGB’s hair like they do at Rocky Point*
*hot glues pretty beads to several braids so they don’t fall off*
*orders a MaiTai for boths*
Ooooooooooh…PrettiFul!!!!
*admires in mirror*
*swings around*
*beads make little tinkle noises*
*sips MaiTai*
Thanks, sweetie Leila!!!!
*looks a little closer at one of the beads*
Is that what I think it is?
*shyly shuffles forward*
Um……do you have to be family to get in on girly hair playing time? I could use some female bonding. I could be a cousin or something? I’m a good cousin. Truly.
Of course B3. Maybe we should start putting some makeup on LGB now.
PS: just tell LGB her hair looks great!!!
Thanks.
*gets hairbrush*
*brushes 3Bs’ hair for hours*
*clips-in barrets*
*puts straws in bottle of Crystal*
Mine’s the blue one!
*Chuckles*
When the kids were small I would lay on the floor after work and let them “beautify” me. Stoopid sparkly nail polish take days to remove.
DO I HAVE TO CHASE YOU ALL OVER THE BLOG, MARIUS?!?
*sigh*
TAG!
*sighs in contentment*
*admires LGB’s beaded braids*
*sips green straw and giggles*
I just love how those bubbles tickle.
* wipes glasses *
hmmm… coulda sworn she said “female bondage.” Is that what happens on the rd at Katies Crotch?
Is the iStart a new app for the iPhone?
If it is for Katie’s Crotch then you need unload iCum app.
Unload or upload?
Yes, it’s for clueless guys who don’t know where to begin.
I need a more basic app. I had difficulties turning my friend’s iPod touch on. His daughter did it for me. She’s not even two years old…
More basic than iPod…microwave pad.
Fisher Price™ calculator.
*pushes buttons*
Hee hee! I just spelled boob!
*giggles uncontrollably*
*pushes buttons*
Hee hee! I just spelled boobless!
55378008
*turns monitor upside down*
*giggles*
The reception is horrible on those. I do not recommend.
*twirls bottles*
*shakes shaker*
*pours*
*lights*
Most, there are a few I am hazy on!
Wandering post syndrome. *bukkit*
….with an umlaut!
You had to bend over backwards though.
And I usually turn into a pretzel when I try that.
Isn’t that a good thing?
Not for my back.
Been craving salt lately.
*eyes Gracie pretzel*
Then you are doing it wrong.
Those were the days…
I thought they’d never end.
There are more: föck, fäck
Und wo die herkommen, gibt’s noch viel mehr!
That’s the badger.
“Claps hands together” is not moderated??? It should be!!!!!
“Moderated” isn’t moderated??? It should be!!!!!
Should isn’t moderated??? Well, I’ll be!!!
We’re sorry to inform you but your life is currently being moderated. We will let you know when weare done moderating you.
Should isn’t moderated??? Well, I’ll be!!!
Moderating should be done with moderation.
That’s just moderately annoying.
I always knew you can say “shit.”
Did you give her the bear?
A B 52 – unless you go to that extremely cool “underground” club in LA where I was once. They give you a long drink glass filled with ice, half Sambuca, half Baileys and think they made you a B 52.
?
*cant help self
OMG!!!!
*faints*
*continues faint*
Sounds bloody awful, please tell me it wasn’t bar sinister.
Don’t recall its name, but it was a club, not a bar.
Clickie^^ a couple of my friends have DJ’d there.
That wasn’t it. I’ll ask my friend if she remembers the club’s name. Only thing I know is that it was associated in some way with some Hollywood celebs. But on the other hand everything in LA is.
Too true!
Is there a house, road or bar that does not have its claim to fame?
New York is where I’d rather stay.
Sorry to hijack this thread, but Marius? Can I see you down there VVVVVVVVVV, please?
*Stomps on post till it drops into next thread*
*shudders*
*sudders again*
I’m glad the clubs I used to go to in Vegas weren’t like that! I went to ones that featured live music, and usually my budget only leaned toward beer.
*counts days till Vegas*
29 woohoo!
I hope you like plastic…
I do (last time I spent 3 days laughing! This time I am taking my Mother in law along so she can understand why I giggle everytime I talk about the place!)
Ah good, then you’ll have fun.
…..do people actually take it seriously then?
Dunno. But I didn’ like Vegas, that’s why I asked.
I didn’t either. Lived there for 15 long, miserable years. Glad I escaped with my sanity. My mom still lives there, and wonders why I don’t visit her much.
*has learnt pointing and laughing is not always appropriate*
We are only there for 2 days, then off to see the brother in law in SLC.
SLut Central?
I was there three days, enjoyed about two hours. Not my thing.
Ohhhh don’t let Ms B hear that
-I have to say I wouldn’t want to stay there for longer than a couple of days!
*pouts*
It’s not that bad here.
*loans Gracie the letter ‘h’ from the vault*
I never really liked clubs. I am allergic to smoke.
Hey! Let her sudder if she wants to!
Fine!
*retrieves ‘h’ and puts it back in vault*
*smacks AE but doesn’t say where*
*reacts but doesn’t say how*
*retrieves digital photos*
*doesn’t say of what*
Don’t sudder over this.
You been flipping the free bird?
Avis is free but you shouldn’t flip her.
Yeah, that tends to make her cranky.
Role Playing bastard, get a life.
*giggles*
*smokes*
*spits on k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™’s face*
this is a fail before there’s an apostrophe missing right?
Grammar observation —– WIN!
Irrelevant in street sign.
*throws gang signs*
I ♥ it. I want it!
Me, too, except that my kiddywinks would be scandalized.
Understood. Gosh, kids just ruin everything! Your body, bank account and sense of humor!!!
Can’t say mine ruined my sense of humo(u)r. I think I passed it along to them. The body was already ruined, and there wasn’t much in the bank anyway, so I guess they didn’t do much damage in the long run. Plus there’s the added bonus of all the cuddles I deserve! (as my youngest would say)
ROFL!! I wouldn’t give mine up for anything. I do blame her for the stretch marks however. So I always say, Look what you did to me!!??!! Yes, we have a very strange sense of humor.
I’m with you Gracie. I know my kiddo got my humor. She writes the horoscopes for her school paper. My two favs this month are :
Libra-The world is your oyster. But, as you are allergic to shellfish, this doesn’t really do much for you.
and
Aquarius – Change is coming fast. You might want to duck. Quarters hurt and leave distinctive bruising.
What did she do for Leo?
Glad you asked. *rotflmao* I had forgotten. This ties in perfectly.
Leo – You will find yourself in the hospital visiting your very sick sense of humor.
How very apt!!
Ooh, what’s Aries?
Aries – Some call it stalking, but you know it’s just a sincere interest in a unknowing loved ones life.
‘Cause he’s sexy?
That would be a good reason.
^5!!!
^5!!!
Katie Price? It’s a well-travelled road.
And stretches all the way to Jordan.
*sends k@ to the naughty corner so she’ll feel better about herself*
*gives cookies and pastries to nom whilst there*
Fankoooooo
*faces corner*
*nomnomnomnomnom
I gots me some mad street creds yo!
*snofflingmyassoff*
That name doesn’t work for me.
Hello, bro!
Leila has been waiting very patiently for a name (see above). I even got pretty braids and a maitai outta the deal. Should we convene, or?????
*does LGB’s laundry*
*collects and sells all underwear on eBay*
Okay. She’s already screwing up her chores. I think she fits right in.
Leila:
In honor of No Moderation Day, I proudly name thee:
Leila – Marius’s Otha Sista From Another Mista*
*trumpets blare*
*confetti sparkles*
*Binge drinks*
ZOMG!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
ZOMG!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Oh Oh!! Is there gonna be a christening? I could be a Godmother. I’m really good at it. I always remember to bring packs of gum or fancy candy to my Godson.
Now LGB can borrow your cloths and makeup without asking.
SO, is that a one-way street, or does the traffic go both ways? Inquiring minds want to know …
Hey! I’ve been on this Rd! It’s up in Maine – Emden or Solon or Bingham or somewhere around there! People keep stealing the signs, from what I hear.
I’m always late to the pun-party.
*Takes a deep breath*
Katie’s Crotch: site of several major collisions. hey-oh!
…
Nobody?
Left you a reply on the infamous dance club fail.
I don’t think Anyone, aside from the self-proclaimed Nazis out there, uses the Hitler salute (sort of my point). I’ve no idea what country the responder hails from, but I wasn’t targeting any one country.
But I get it. Let’s try to keep FB comments from being tasteless and offensive. Roger Roger.
A few questions though. How do you measure atrocity, and how many atrocity-metrics would you say Stalin is behind Hitler? How does he compare to Hideki? Nixon? Mao Dong? Satoshi Tajiri?
Bleh.
*Mao Zedong
“Your country outlaws the Hitler Salute? Then how do you say hello?” You said that to someone who used plenty of German words. Don’t try to tell me you didn’t expect the person to be German.
There are some very typical reasons for mass murdering by powerfull people. One is to stay in power, secure or expand your position. Other than, for example, Stalin, Hitler’s murders weakend his position and made it – the longer and bloodier, the more – unlikely that he’ll still be in power after the war. That’s a major difference to many other atrocities in history. The next is the way people were murdered. Death camps like Auschwitz are unique in mankind’s history. Next thing is the reason. In one sentence: There was no reason. Everything that Hitler claimed about the Jews was wrong, apart from the fact that Jews existed. All of his theories which lead into the Shoah were just bullshit, had no link whatsoever to reality. Last, the world as it should look like in the end if you follow the Nazi theory would have been a horrible place. That’s a difference to communism (which otherwise could be mentioned if you’re talking about theories which justified mass murders), which aimed at creating utopia.
Therefore the Shoah was a singular crime in mankind’s history. It’s not about numbers.
*sigh*
I should never post while working. If I do post while on the job, then I should never re-read my atrocious grammar and terrible spulling.
I trust you made all the necessary corrections as you read.
Dude! I Live there!
oh lord. my name is unfourtinetly katie
yes, I find this disturbing wince my name is Katie. But its also appropriate since my crotch policy is also Stop on red.
Interesting… If I put this in Google Maps it comes up with two locations… The White House and the HQ of the DAR… WTF?
I knew a girl named katie, there was definately a road going through there…. lots of traffic too…
If you hit Katies Bum, you’ve driven too far.
and i thought i’d never be famous…
I bet it’s normal for men to ride up “Katies crotch” right after and before work!
It’s in New Portland and Embden Maine, in case anyone is interested. Also featured in Greenwood Maine, Alcohol Mary Road.
It’s a win for me…my girlfriend’s name is Katie!
I’ve taken many-a trip down to Katie’s Crotch in my lifetime.
LOL, I’ve been across this road a couple times, never thought to send it in to fail blog. Google maps has it named wrong, it’s the “Katie Crotch Rd” on there.
I’ve been down this road too many times.
Yeah just go south down “Katie’s crotch”
Where is it?
Something is fishy about this….
Yeah – but it’s a dead end street, and the neighborhood is kinda run down…
Bang right at Katie’s Crotch
http://tinyurl.com/katie-and-school
geesh don’t they think hehehehehehe
i bet it was photoshopped…
The funny part of this is that is my EX-Wife’s name….. I will make sure I don’t EVER go down THAT road…. It is a DEAD END!!!
it’s a real street in somerset maine – I looked it up on google — http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=Katie+Crotch+Rd,+Somerset,+Maine&sll=41.308386,-72.93148&sspn=50.119391,134.912109&ie=UTF8&cd=2&geocode=FWoirQIducrT-w&split=0&hq=&hnear=Katie+Crotch+Rd,+Somerset,+Maine&t=h&z=15&iwloc=A
::shrug:: If it’s Katie Holmes’s crotch it’s probably a pretty nice place, in spite of the fact it’s been visited at least once by that strange little creepy guy.
I once saw a sign called Molly’s Nipple. My older brother showed a picture of him pointing at it to his friend Molly.
I think the stop sign is a subliminal message in this case.
Screw Sesame Street… Give me directions to this Road instead!
It’s not really a road, just a cul-de-sac…
What is it with men and asking for directions?
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
I have seen Morningwood Drive this is not shocking in the least…
I’d steal that sign if I knew where it was. And/or if it was real.
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