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FIRST, YEAH!!
o noes! you beat me!!! First related to the pic! what a girl needs!
Yeah, guys totally don’t need this pad cos it doesn’t support flash or multitasking.
Junk
And I’m pretty sure there’s already an app for that.
And is touch sensitive rs
Multitasking is coming in 4.0 software to be released this summer…. as far as Flash goes…. who cares?
I’m buying the 64GB 3G as soon as that baby ships.
@Dwalla
There’s this thing called the “Internet”.
You’re going to start hearing about it over the next few years.
Sometimes, to view certain things on this “Internet” you’ll need Flash.
@17R3W There’s really nothing you would want to view on the Internet that requires flash, IMO – unless you regularly sit around and watch those stupid Flash “Intro” pages that were cool 10 years ago…
As a web designer for a college, we haven’t used Flash for several years – we can do most anything we need better with JS and CSS.
Just sayin…
Yes, I agree. Pages made with JS and CSS look a lot more professional.
The problem is it’s not MY pages that need flash, but many many others.
what planet are you living on?
Yeah, so how do I watch Hulu w/o Flash? How do I stream Netflix w/o Silverlight? Oh, I see.
jailbreak
Flash is a solution to a problem that no longer exists. It’s been increasingly unnecessary over the last few years, CSS and the emergence of HTML5 is making it supplanting it
HTML5, well known for its having been released and having support in current browsers.
Yeah, who watches Youtube and Hulu anyways…
You can actually watch youtube without flash just fine. Just google “youtube html5″, make the pinch gesture on your ipad, and voila.
^^^^^^^^^^^^Nerd Fail^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I think you guys forgot what website you were on.
WIN!
Comes with build-in antivirus protection
not needed. its a mac.
lmao. you really think macs dont get virused? Try running safari for over a day.
what can a virus do to a mac that is worse than what is built in?
Turn it into a PC?
Mac’s are already PCs (Personal Computers).
macs take pc and EAT THEM. Literally. my macs are great but they can’t play games right? WRONG!!! they run windows natively side by side so I can play the games on that.
Mac rule. Period.
Accually there is only one known virus whioch can break down Mac. And the only way you can get that is by giviung out your computer password to a special pornsite
there IS such thing lika iPad
That is completely false. There are many viruses that attack macs every day. Most unnoticed. Some have disabled hundreds of thousands of them in the past.
correction – there have been 3 viruses written for OS-X since 1999 when it was introduced, all 3 were proof of concept attempts to show that viri were possible, none were ever found in the wild, none of the 3 were destructive. There are other attacks that are possible that many people call viruses but the terminology is being used incorrectly. All the successful attacks on Macs over the last decade have been social engineered attacks that require user intervention/permission – even the people who won the “hack the mac” contests had to get permission from the physical local mac user before it was possible to pwon the machine in question. there are macro viruses for MS Office that are not Mac viruses, but specific to Office and work cross platform. For most mac users, their only exposure to a virus will be that they’ll receive a WIN virus VIA email, not notice it and pass it on to a PC user by mistake
I have to say all the anti-mac/mac-haters out there really tend to go ballistic lately. I mean, why do you care? The system works GREAT, it looks GREAT, it runs all the applications I need, it even runs WINDOWS XP, Vista, and 7. You are just jealous Apple hasn’t released a crappy OS like Vista in such a long time.
As for viruses, there are no real viruses yet. Sure it is possible, but the majority of problems people have are from using Microsoft Office (Macro viruses) or other 3rd party applications. I have never had a virus in the almost 20 years I have used macs, while my PCs are ALWAYS running into them. But still, there are anti-virus applications for the mac, and they run well.
The biggest scare right now are with hackers, but since Internet Explorer the the MAIN hacker gateway, and it no longer exists on the mac, that is another problem I don’t have to worry about.
Safari works great, as does Chrome, Firefox, and Opera.
I only wish the iPhone/iPod touch/iPad supported Flash. Maybe now with a more powerful system, it will have a better chance.
It’s because literally billions of people around the world are losing their data and privacy every day because of Windows and the best thing the average American douchebag can come up with for a solution is ‘Get a Mac’. You want to tell that to Mr. Yeng’s face? Well, that’s your fault you didn’t blow three month’s labor on a computer that would get jacked within a week, now isn’t it?
Apple simply doesn’t have what it takes to murder Windows.
That’s literally why Ubuntu exists.
Cool story bro
people who think macs dnt get viruses are idiots Apple sucks
I Agree. There products are a rip-off and this one just shows how uncreative their getting. It looks like a piece of shit too. No one bothers making viruses for mac because their isn’t enough users to make it worth while. Theirs a reason more people use PC then mac. People who are fans of Mac only like it because it makes them “look cool” their wanna be’s and their all retarded.
Stacey, you probably can’t afford one, and you clearly don’t understand the technical superiority of Mac, so do yourself a favour and take your PMS somewhere else. And the same goes for you CJ. You both need to use a Mac for a month to realise that you’ve wasted your adult lives on the Windows money-making machine. But do us Macaholics all a favour and keep your kind on the dark side…
Holy run-on sentence Batman!
Lol advanced. No. *ix is advanced. Windows and Mac are *both* for the simpletons.
Mac IS unix, and if it weren’t for Ubuntu, it’d still be the best destkop OS on earth.
That’s right–Apple has no interest in making money. None at all.
Stacey, grammar is your friend. Really.
Omg.. You are just stupid..
True that!!!
AND FIRST TO REPLY
, da0303
nu uh!
This is better:
You realze this is posted below, right?
Yes.
This is better than what?… It’s the same thing as the one on top of the page.
oh my god as soon as I heard the name I new somebody would make this Joke and as soon as I open up Fail blog my entire day was made.
Is your life so pathetic and miserable that typing ‘first’ in a comment box gives you the jollies? Especially when you don’t make an actual *comment* on the post? (Which, after all, is the whole point of it being a comment in the first place)
I bet typing “first!” makes you so happy that you pee in your pants when it happens. Go, you!! You’re a sad loser.
Realist – in response to your post….
First.
lmao.
and yet you didn’t say anything about the post either. As for me I’m just glad I don’t need these any more!! (TMI?)
First! *having the jollies*
Yes, it does!
You guys really have nothing else to do…
First! Pretty much, yeah. I’m still awaiting my iPad, and the docking station just doesn’t work the same.
Hilarious!
????????????????
2nd
dangit
With wings!
Relative of yours Avis?
*thwacks 3B’s with a shellacked minnow*
EXCUSE ME!?
Oh, just go with the flow, Avis.
JUDY! That’s a GREAT pun!!
*standing ovulation*
And apparently, neither are you.
*walksawaywithaquickness*
That’s why I used a minnow.
It’s all good.
*cuddledabirdie*
*squeeze*
SIT!
Seriously immoderate troll.
Someone forgot to take their meds today!
I GAVE Marius his meds!!
….Ooooooh. You meant the troll.
*Gibbers*
I like the cut of your gib there, Marius.
I do tend to run off shore a bit.
*Squeeze*
Don’t give that old line.
First of all, I’m not a troll. Just annoyed as hell at you people who have no sense of humor. Second, I see you on EVERY fail. Do you have /no/ life? I only comment on this site once every, say, month. When I see a fail I find particularly funny, for example. But you people /ruin my day/. Seriously.
-Seriously
Also, I see about 50 of your comments on every fail. Get a forum.
Did someone steal your cookie today?
Seriously, I do believe that you are having a good old fashioned hissy fit. Seriously.
~this guy’s got us down to a detail. ~
Seriously?
A funny thing happened to us on our way to the forum.
‘Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!’
*sniff*
I thought this was our forum.
Won’t someone think of the children?!!!
This is a Capitol(ine) place for a Forum!
I thought it felt forum like.
Forum fitting?
I can’t find my glasses. Could you help me look forum?
We’re sorry. Really.
HA! I’m not!
Neither was he, really.
I know. I was poking fun at his lack off tildes.
Sometimes the sarcasm is so thick, it no longer needs them.
But who will explain it to the confused trolls?
It’s funnier when we don’t.
*thinks about it over mixture of sprite and apple juice*
hmmmmmmm
*continues to think*
You have a very good point.
Mmmm. Sprite and apple juice. That’s one of my favorites as well. Try the juice with ginger ale. That’s quite lovely as well. Good for thinking.
Well, we have an almost unlimited amount of sprite (the magic of wal-mart) and my mom wont let me have wine, so this is a close second. But the ginger ale thing sounds scrumdidly-icious as well.
Here, you forgot these *~~*
Arthur doesn’t need them. I assume everything he writes is thinly veiled sarcasm.
I’m confident my genious FB friends understand.
‘o’ dear.
Now that was sarcasm! :p
Not this time!
*squeeze*
~Seriously.~
~:[~
Woo… a serious face with a mohawk and a goatee.
Shut up. Go somewhere else to spoil someone’s fun. Geez.
Sorry. Talkin 2 Seriously. Carry on.
Sorry, not going to happen.
Serious troll cannot spoil our fun.
You don’t need an account to play on Failblog. Just go to gravatar.com and fix yerself up with a pic instead of a random tile and dive in.
No cannon balls please.
Um, yeah. There’s this confetti cannon that’s used for celebratory purposes and we’d hate to have another mix up with it.
They don’t fit so well in the iPad.
Yeah, it’s totally safe and STD-free. That’s a guarantee!
We certainly do seem to be free of standards!
“Those of us who are hilarious”
I.E. none of you.
Seriously? You totally missed the joke.
Seriously has but to look into a mirror to see a joke.
But they break every time he looks into one!
Head over to the newest fail to talk?
Okie doke.
how do i actually change it here tho?
If you use the same email here that you signed up on gravatar, and it’s a g rated avatar, it will show up.
All you need to know you will find here, young Padawan-Failer.
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
Okie Doke Thanks Dwagon. Heh i saw Fwooms earlier
Just a bit of advice, Neh: Don’t use LOLspeak here on FB; it is highly frowned-upon. You might also want to watch your grammar and punctuation…
Ok Thank You Dragon. Heh I Saw Fwooms Earlier. Ill Keep the CAPs Consistent Due To A Really Bad Habit
It Changed My Name. That Frustrates Me. Any Work Around? Also It Didn’t Bother to Cap It How I Had It
What name you use doesn’t matter, it’s all keyed off the email. Don’t change that.
Ahhh Ok Thank You Very Much
Can Dissemble Computers And Reassemble Them Program Em And Everything But I Cant Work Cameras And Simple Machines And Apparently Failblog.
Seriously — someone needs some Midol over here.
That’s for the birds
Or drinking RedBull.
Don’t forget the angels (they have plenty of shellacked minnows and are not afraid to use them)
I’ve never used a shellacked minnow in my life!! Or my afterlife. That I know of.
Aaaaahhhhh, now I understand your avatar.
It appears my knowledge of angelic entities is lacking in the field of weapons of choice.
*hits the books – again*
I personally prefer to dot the ‘i’ of the offender. No weapons needed. We have holy wrath on our side.
I had a holy wrath once. Then I fixed it with some patches. Now I don’t sink.
Holds up to 30 GB of blood. o.o
ewwwwwww!
i wonder if an iPad would keep track of your menses and ovulation with a handy calendar? would it send little alerts to your boyfriend to let him know you might have pms and so be really really really nice today? or maybe have an automatic chocolate shipment on order for that special time of month? hmmm. the app possibilities!
DITH! Where ya been???
*squeezies*
My dad had heart surgery on 30 DEC. He had his posterior mitral valve replaced with a mechanical one. Also 2 bypasses. Things were tricky, he was on heart-lung machine 3 hours, in OR for 8hrs. In critical condition for 2 days sedated on ventilator. Finally got home from hospitals 3 days ago. Due to nursing failures, he has pressure sores on his heels with necrotic flesh, nerve damage in his arms and little range of motion with pain, and a bald patch on the back of his head from a pressure sore. Apparently the nurses didn’t move him for 3 days. They wouldn’t let us touch him or talk to him because he “needed to rest”. He had severe cognitive dysfunction, which is cleared up now, but scary at first.
Since we moved to an apartment, I can’t afford internet. Only get on at my aunt’s house.
*squeezies*
DITH – my sympathy to you. I know how hard to see someone you love go through something like that. I’m happy to hear that he’s doing better. I will make sure to send positive thoughts your way.
*sends positive thoughts telepathiclly to DITH*
I’ve worked in a hospital so not a lot bothers me. I’ve seen people on respirators before, no big deal. Well, it’s really different when it’s your dad. He and I are so close, I know what he’s thinking and we say the same things at the same time. He’s the only one who really gets my twisted sense of humor sometimes because it comes from him. I went through wondering if he was going to die, if he was going to be severely cognitively impaired, if he was going to regain motor control, and if he was going to lose large pieces of his feet in this process.
It sucks not to have internet when most of the friends you interact with are on the internet! I’ve missed you guys.
We’ve missed you too. Glad you got to visit, even if it’s a breif one.
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Seriously, I hope all goes well for him.
*zombiesqueezies*
There is, in fact, an app for that. You plug in your menstrual dates, and it tells you when you’re ovulating, so you can increase your chances of getting pregnant.
Or decrease as the case may be.
Should it also alert the boyfriend when late?
No. Thats what the dad with the shotgun is for.
He’ll be shell shocked.
Arthur is not going to know how to use it.
He’ll have to ask his neighbors daughter.
Oh SNAP!!! muhahahahahhaaaaa
*snork*
That sure didn’t take long.
When I heard this morning that Stevo had named it that, I had a feeling I would see this fail here. But I too am a little surprised at the speed. It’s like they were waiting for it.
Next time he should let Johnny Knoxville name their products.
Actually the iPad and these pads are quite similar. Slim, captivating, absorbing, easy to store.
The big difference is that most guys would not want to touch these pads.
Why? They’re perfect, no strings attached.
Both have excellent screen savers, and one is electromagnetically shielded.
*wonders about usefulness of electromagnetic shielding on pa — * Oh, that one. I see what you did there – now.
hahaha iPad? That’s awesome. Now when we’re on our period we can listen to music while we bleed and walk at the same time!!
Like the Punisher?
TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLIN
RAWHIDE!
Trollin’ after midnight….
♫♪I was trolling thru the park one day♪♫
Trollin down the river!
Kotex Photoshop fail
Are you saying this isn’t real??
oh whew, until I scrolled through all the comments, I thought I was the only one who noticed this ’shop wasn’t complete. Attention to detail, please!!
There’s fail and there’s win; nothing in between.
Thank you for taking the time to see if it had been said before! Not doing so had been becoming a bit of a problem.
Ditto. I don’t know if Avis’ desk could handle any more repeats without breaking.
You haven’t scrolled down yet have you?
*hands 3B’s a pillow*
You might need this.
Oh nothing could save me at this point. I’ve been having *headdesk* issues that have no connection to the blog. *sigh*
HAH! They changed the picture! They removed the “Kotex” and put in “iPad” at the top.
♬ Someone’s been reading the com-ments…! ♬
COOL!!
*snofle*
*snorekitty*
*sneaks in a puts a wee BreatheRiteâ„¢ strip on the snorekitty*
*sneaks up to snorekitty so as not to wake*
*pats gently on head*
*leaves pretty blue ribbon tied in a bow on slumbering kitty*
I absolutely ♥ the fact that all the complainers now look like they’re wrong.
You can still see teh pixels!
*covers Aja’s eyes*
How about now?
Now I see pixies.
Ok, How about telling me what you see as I take a measurement of this tv.
LOL — I read the comments, then looked at the picture & wondered WTH people were talking about.
I’m glad it’s fine & that it’s not my imagination.
*giggles*
your mom sucks
So does yours, she also blows.
Dont’ forget his dad… it’s all in the family afterall.
Frequent smoker, huh? Nasty habit.
Can one still make movies with this…iPad?
Or atleast play music?
Or anything other than “plug it up”… no offense to all the ladies out there.
Moves yes, movies… not so much.
I remember a Mad TV skit about an Ipad. I am pretty sure that is what it was called. I remember the woman had herself hooked up to the computer. And they had dancing at the end, just like the Ipod ads. LOL Mad TV was ahead of it’s time
Yup.
That’s it! I loved that one ROFL
Photoshopper fail! You missed the Kotex. You also missed any talent. And how original was that anyways?
No fair! You went back and edited the image! It’s still not that funny.
This is more like a Photoshop Fail. They forgot to cover up the Kotex brand on the top of the package. *facepalm*
*headdesk x5*
I raise 10 *brain asplodes*
You guys gave up making a drinking game out of it after that last few stomach pumps?
We ran out of booze.
And here I thought everyone was just cutting me off.
*hands bottle of rum to Avis & Ms B*
Enjoy!
Hey! The rum is NOT gone!!
The rum is never really gone. That’s only in your head (and stomach and other assorted organs). There’s always rum somewhere (bartenders’ rules 8, 15 & 86)
*Mixes rum with muddles limes, mint and sugar*
*Adds ice and club soda*
*Safety*
*Passes mojitto to Gracie*
*points to the liquor cabinet*
It’s self service. We used to hire trolls as waitresses, but they kept breaking the glasses and always got the orders wrong.
*waits patiently for his afternoon snack*
*gives cookies*
Once I saw the iPad unavailing I immediately thought FAIL.
I wouldn’t call it useless.
Save your breath AA, it’s all in vain.
No no Marius. Your breath isn’t in your veins, it’s in your lungs. Promise.
Is that where I should start looking for it?
Well, as far as I can remember from rudimentary anatomy……………..yes.
Once I saw an owl. It flew away
I feel oddly out of place here.
Either your wings are tangled or you’ve run out of sticky.
He needs some maximum protection from those problems.
You mean… like a padded cell?
I’m not sure I really want to know where the ear phones go.
Your ears, silly. Hence the name “ear phones”
Should be spelled i.Pad – you know, with a period… X-D
Ever notice that when you feel you have to explain the joke, it suddenly becomes less funny?
I’m sorry, that was really snarky of me. And without provocation. Again, I’m sorry.
*Shares meds*
Whoo hoo PRNs for everyone! Ativan??? (Trolls get at least 10mg of Haldol IM and the seclusion room)
(I miss working in the psych. hospital since I moved back home to TX.)
Meh, no worries, I’m a big boy now. (No pun intended.)
Besides, I wasn’t really explaining it… just a little variation on the theme.
No hard feelings. (Again, no pun intended.)
Hey, all, do we even allow puns to be unintended anymore?
Doubt it. (if you can find a pun in that, it was intended.)
Is there a difference between a pun and a double entendre?
I think double entendres are strictly innuendo.
Only on the receiving end.
Made me laugh.
(By the way, I am an Apple freak.)
I think you could drop ‘Apple’ from your parenthetical
That would no longer be grammatically correct.
Yes. He must then ALSO drop the “n” an the preceding “an” to make an “a”.
Or we could just drop george’s comment and call it a day.
This is a good idea.
*cuts troll’s unwantedd input away with handy-dandy scissors*
*swoops in, replaces a with i in grammar correction, swoops out again*
We’re sorr… ah, forget it.
I suddenly feel a deep, deep sense of shame for finding this HIGH-larious.
…Oh wait…NO I DON’T!!!
*sticks tongue out at DKD and runs off to play*
*prank buzzes at DKD’s door*
*runs away*
Mom! Arthur tounched me!
Stop bragging B. You’ll just make the others jealous.
He stopped at one! He’s got to try harder than that.
Notepads? Bah!
Those damned things won’t even absorb my tea stains.
There’s a stain on my notebook where my coffee cup was.
You sound grumpy.
*pours tea*
Would you like to talk about it?
You people are so bad for my motivation and work skills. I will be staying a bit late because I didn’t get that razzaflabbin’ overnight package finished yet. I blame your wonder senses of humour. :p
Move to Europe. Then you can FB in the evenings instead of having a life.
*cries*
*squeeze*
Or move to Australia where you can FB up to 19 hours in the future
Oh and it is summer
A fellow Australian? *pinches* Are you real? *falls of chair in shock*
New! CleanZorb® Cover!
Where’s the Kotex logo gone?
It got absorbed.
whats hilarious is apple is actually making a product called the ipad. its like a ipod touch except bigger and faster lol
Seriously?!?
It can’t be!!!
~~~~ <— you guys might need these.
Inconceivable!
*sneakth into Aja’s potht*
*replathes ‘inconceivable’ with ‘incontheivable’*
*sneakth out of potht*
Hey! Did you just thieve that incon__able?
I’m arrethting you on thuhpithion of theft.
Oh man, if I’d known that this fail would have been HILARIOUS!
OMG! We had no idea!!
There are seven hilarious things in this image. Can you circle them all?
Is it cheating if I circle the hole thing?
FYI, there have now been two relatively major car accidents on my street. Yes, the roads, they are icy.
That would be two accidents today.
I shoulda said that.
I just got notice that there was a really bad one close to me. Mortality.
Yow, not fun. The ones here are only major in terms of repair costs. Most of the time.
The thing here is, when the roads are even remotely slick, there are accidents pretty much right outside my window. Once there were ten in one day.
Wow. It almost sounds like you’re stuck in Iowa.
I didn’t know Iowa was known for car accidents and/or bad drivers. Chicago has plenty of both.
Ice storms. My ex-husbands wife and I drove through from Denver to Chicago and almost had escort to the afterlife a few times whilst in Iowa. Slick as snot doesn’t even begin to cover it.
failblog is seriously losing their funny =/
Then leave.
It’s all dried up?
It’s always in the last place you look.
I sometimes keep looking, just so it wasn’t.
My sperm is yellow, and kinda lumpy.
Wash every day.
Stop eating glue
Umm….dude.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to put that on the Official Overshare List. TMI just doesn’t cover it this time.
The FOOL? Failblog Official Overshare List?
Are you confusing it with custard again?
You may want to consult a physician about that.
It was only a matter of time.. Way to go Apple. Make an amazing product and give it the worst name in the world…
Oh, I don’t know the iTouch wasn’t the best name either. Ironic that one is a sort of bigger and better version of the other though.
Well yeah, except technically Apple didn’t name anything the iTouch.
Ooooh, I touch myself….
Okay all, I got released for good behavior………………..IT COULD HAPPEN!! Either way, I’m outta here. I just wanted to say thanks to the regular FP’s for helping me keep sane, moderately sane at any rate, in the last couple of weeks. I’m not sure I could have made it through without you all. Surely my sense of humor would have perished. I love you guys. You make me smile, laugh, and appreciate sarcasm.
*SKAAAAAWWWEEEEEZZEEEEEEE*
*squeeze*
*BEAR SKAAAAAWWWEEEEEZZEEEEEEE*
I must have missed something. Us? Sane?
Never.
Hang on, does this mean that you aren’t gonna hang around here any more?
This would probably make more sense to me if I didn’t miss every piece of important news on here.
I think she just left work. I HOPE that’s all it is!!
Hmm, she hasn’t been held captive at work for “the last couple of weeks”, has she?
That depends on her job, I guess.
Yup. She almost always says g’night before she leaves work/the blog, and tells us how great she thinks we all are…
No tildes. It’s good news.
That just sounds better coming from you than it would from me.
Haha!
For those of yall who knows what this means, you lost the game.
OMG Stop taking credit for failbooking.com!
Please stop promoting failbooking.com. Start promoting and bring back “itemasnotdescribed”
Keep your ideas original OR you can start promoting lamebook.com since it was around WAAAY before failbooking.
This opinion has been voiced before. When you complain in the comments, it doesn’t really do you any good. All you are really doing is telling us, the ones who comment that you are displeased. There is a “contact us” link if you want to tell THEM.
And furthermore, if you don’t like failbooking.com, simply don’t go.
Failbooking is a cheezburger site.
So is failblog.
Hence the promotion.
You don’t yell at Tv channels when they advertise what’s on later, do you, tulips?
Tulips might not, but I sure as hell do. Of course I have the only television in town that has to attend psychotherapy to deal with all the verbal abuse I unleash upon it.
*facekeyboard*
hbljkfsd,mc
Prices starting from $899/month
Apple….. uFail. So disappointed
The specs on the iPad (lol) are woeful. Maybe wait for the next version?
Nice lolz though, yay Photoshop
…and will the next version be called the Max iPad?
It should say “Macsi” instead of Maxi XD
“Mac’s iPad” XD
Yes, but “Mac’s iPad” sounds way too much like MaxiPad to let it go.
Breaks down flow fast
LAST !! Oh YEAH!! Ohhh Yeah
Damn i’m good
A tad OT:
Did I miss something, or did we get de-censored?
They had a lot of time to get this right, yet they come up with this.
So if you’re using the iPad at a certain time of the month, does that make it XBox for your S.O.???
This misses the best version of the joke: “Macs iPad”
Oh… the videos that can be made with that!!!
Apple iPad – If you move the “i”, you have “Apple Paid”……….like they always are with this crap!
You fail.
iPad will not be available in Australia.
Australians could not afford it anyway
)
Don’t know what Aussies you hang out with.
Maybe that’s a good thing – like the iPhone, it didn’t really take off here until second or third generation models. Perhaps by the time it gets connected the TelstraFail, OptusFail, VodaFail or 3Fail, it might have some nicer specs. Although it will still cost over $1000, even though the Aussie Dollar is almost parity with the US Dollar.
can someone please explain why i would want a 1 foot wide ipod?
i could not agree more, wtf do you want one of these for anyway?
Oh dont worry the os upgrade comming later in the year with the bits your need to do everything you can with an iphone will not be FREE apple love to charge for updates
Hmm, I don’t remember the iPad coming out before 2003, but that is the aero logo, not the modern titanium one. Oh well, I’m sensing that someone doesn’t know the first thing about Apple but hates them anyway…
You remember the date when they introduced a new logo? That’s either an Apple fanboy win or a very big fail.
so, they had “iSlate” tossed around and that sounded fine… then some genius thought “iPad” was a better choice? Really? I want to go into marketing, my job can be to just sit in a corner until an idea like this comes up, they know it’s bad when I fall off my chair in a fit of giggles.
So… they had “iSlate” bouncing around and that seemed fine… Then some genius decided “iPad” was the better choice? I want to go into marketing, my job will be to just sit in a corner until ideas like this come up. They’ll know it’s a bad one when I fall off my chair in a fit of giggles.
God damn! Every single time it seems I leave a comment, then notice it’s not there… figure it was an issue w the web (it’s fritzy here) and then the second i rewrite and repost, no matter how long i wait… that’s when the original pops up!
it’s iSnack 2.0…
That was an epic fail.
just another good vibration
If you want a netbook, get a Nokia Netbook. Looks like what I was hoping Apple was going to release.
lol….epic fail…I love it…
stupid device, overpriced for what it is.
The follow-up product: The iPee’d…for those who are well beyond their iPad days!
Anyone want to venture on some apps for the iPad? Say, a monthly calendar? Directions to the nearest chocolate store? A PMS alarm for your family?
http://mypoorhusband.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-kind-of-apps-can-we-expect.html
The follow-up product: The iPee’d…for those who are well beyond their iPad days!
Anyone want to venture on some apps for the iPad? Say, a monthly calendar? Directions to the nearest chocolate store? A PMS alarm for your family?
apple computers are more prone to viruses compared to others.it’s because it accounts for such a small percentage no one bothers to make virus for it
Here’s an even better one!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=16036
They should have called it the “MACsypad”
What’s next, iDouche?
didnt they just make an actual iPad???
what’s the fail?
pads……..as in maxi pads….as in thing women use during their time of them month. roflmao ((:
I rofl’ed so hard at this, because that was EXACTLY my first impression when I heard the name. Also, it’s about as useful as a maxi pad. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYWhFjAF8ug
This video is better
lol there is an ipad http://www.apple.com/ipad
In my Opinion, I think that Apple is trying to sell some kind of E-Book with more functions… nothing else… More colors, more activities… but it’s losing the real spirit of the company… to make things REALLY CREATIVE… Well, Steve Jobs… You gotta do a better effort next time…
PS: Nice Picture xDDD, LMFAO, LOOOL..
PS2: If there were or IS some viruses for MACs… AT LEAST THEY ARE FEWER THAN THE NUMBER OF VIRUS FOR WINDOWS!! LET’S BE REALLISTIC!!!
Oh and besides… Youtube has already been re-designed to support iPAD now… And so other pages… to fit the screen resolution… ^^
You Noobs Flash is Available when this Stupid this gets Jailbroken….Just like how I Jailbroke your MOM after she gave me sqaids after she showed me Flash!
the first time i saw the episode of MadTv i thought it was hilarious, now i think apple has some major issues. fail for you apple, fail for you
Nice try.
Not that funny though.
Steve could take a shit, throw it in a box with the apple logo, and these retarded apple fanboys would line up to pay way more then its worth.
horrible. too easy of a joke.
Disgusting and hilarious at the same time.
isn’t there is a web cam in it …..so that we can see every thin down there…under the skirt
why bother … i couldn’t afford anyway ..
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Does it come with a headphone jack and speakers with is as well? lol
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Very interesting post. Thanx. Add to bookmarks.
I’m dissapointed to hear that the iPad is only 1 time use.