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They’re all smiling cos they told him it was fancy dress.
yep, and the baby on the left is following her brother’s steps
Your left, my left, stage left or their left?
seems like shopped :S
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That was exactly my thought.
I don’t think that’s right.
I thought it was pretty straight forward myself.
nothing is as straight forward as it seems.
You know, it’s brilliant that U turn our attention to that fact.
Him?
Yes, that is Willie Nelson as a child. So… prescient.
FIRST REPLY TO FIRST POST
FIRST TO TELL U TO DIE IN A FIRE!
FIRST TO DIE IN A FIRE!
No, sorry. That was actually Grunk, right after he invented fireplaces at his home cave.
Forgetting reincarnation?
good idea
Ironically he was the only one who turned out normal. The rest of them are on the FBI’s cult watch list.
*win*
hahahaha
Look up irony in the dictionary. You’re not even close.
Ah..yes, yes he is. Buy a dictionary yourself, but if you can’t here you go.
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play
A concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol
You’d think that as much time as all of you waste on the interwebs that you would have seen this picture before, it’s from a mini cooper ad campaign, something about being different from the rest of the family.
I’ve noticed recently that failblog’s bullshit detector is totally broken. pretty sad.
verified
http://jalopnik.com/5252118/the-other-mini-ad-campaign-is-clever-somewhat-strange
Some balls are held for fancy dress, you know.
he looks like Sebastian Bach of Skid Row
Actually more like Axl Rose of Guns ‘n Roses
Awwww \m/
okay, I’m curious. what does \m/ mean
What do metalers do with their hands?
all of the sudden I am feeling very old.
I give up, what do they do with their hands?
Sign of the beast, extend index finger and little finger, draw central two fingers into the palm, cover with thumb, hold in the air and roooocccckkk.
Okay, I thought it was something more, I should have kept it simple.
Do you forgive me?
Of course, I am not exactly complicated sweetie!
AWW! you’re too kind.
*squeeze*
And that’s the first squeeze i have sent anyone.
I popped your squeezing cherry?
*squeeze*
Bonus points.
You know, you, Jam, and Granny are the reason I keep coming back here. You are too much fun to banter with.
And if anyone was going to pop my cherry, I’m glad it was you.
*click*
Get your Guybo Post Cherry Pop pictures here! Post Cherry Pop pictures…
I hope i don’t get “censored” but this \m/ looks like a female part that shall remain anonymous!!!
*sloppysecondsqueeze*
They’re not sloppy yet. and besides, i still have the negatives to the pictures.
I DISSAGREE!!!! >:(
*suddenly feels like old chimp being challenged by a young male*
*jumps up and down and throws dirt*
*SNORK!*
Sorry sweetie!
*squuuuueeeeeeze*
Can you quit throwing that now, I’m not sure it is just dirt.
Here’s mud in your eye. . .
Cheers!
*chinks glasses*
better the mud than last week’s chimp poo.
Wow, doesn’t that conjure up a visual image! (Think: John Belushi in Animal House)
I have a visual, but it’s not an image. Or should that be the other way around… hmmmmm. …
FALSE!! It’s called Maloik.It come from the Sicilys superstitiousness…
adendum….in rock culture however….
(personally I refer to it as the sign of the horned one, plus there is also the sign of the mother involving the thumb representing the moon)
and if you stick out the thumb, it’s “I love you” in sign language, and if you pull in the fingers and extend the middle one…well you know.
Five beers for the guys from the sawmill?
Have I told you lately that I love you?
No.
I love you! You just made me spit pasta at my boss!
Hehehe! Did you miss? I hope not!
Bullseye, I was trying to avoid my monitor.
Woohoo!
Now I know you’ve tended bar AE.
Good shot K@! You sacrificed one monitor for another.
*Chuckles*
Thought it was some sort of birth defect indicating a double-bearded clam.
meh
And if you then curl in the index finger after making “I love you”, well, that’s just gnarly, dude.
BS – in my country that’s an offensive gesture implying you are a cuckold
actually it has nothing to do with the sign of the beast, its old italian folklore you pull it when someone gives you the evil eye.
Look into anything symbolic and you’ll find it has represented everything from satan to the church to basket-making, Hinduism, evil German empires… Those last three were all theSwastika.
he is the daddy of they last 2 children
You’re and Your — their the same thing.
Genetic pool fail
Conform!
Nope.
Bodyform?
Wooooooaaaaaahhhhh!
*applies 3 cans of hairspray and a pair of inline skates*
*feels fresh all day long*
Massengale?
That’s not how you get girls, sweety. *shakes head*
No, but it is a way to take the mickey out of them. Beisides, I like trying to make them blush, not that I ever succeed.
It is quite difficult here, we have Granny as a friend.
yeah, that makes me blush at times.
And everybody else.
Adapt or die.
Resistance is futile.
They all look like they’ve seen the light.
shut the hell up
Shoo fly!
*sings*
Don’t bother me.
*runs after Junkshez with a fly swatter*
don’t, he probably likes that.
A troll with a superiority complex? ~We never see that here…~
True.
Well, at least not after someone plays drums on his head with the sparkly gracie bat.
I am a mega douchebag and i will beat up anyone who even looks at me lawlz
LOL=laugh out loud
LAWLZ=?????
Laughs at wickedly little zigfrieds??
LAWL = Laughing a Whole Lot; often meant in mockery of people who use “LOL”;
No. It means
Lighting aunts whislt lightning zooms
Acronyms are tricky and I’m here to help
Look at you? Hell, I wouldn’t even bother farting in your general direction.
Does this mean the elderberries will not be required after all?
YEAH MAN FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!
dooooooooouchebag
i declare war my good man
That’s no way to talk to your husband.
baaaaaaa… damn. ‘nother cup of coffee wasted thru my nose.
I do believe you mean, “an anally…”
“a anally…” is just no proper.
you love whats under his trousers dont u gay!
Where the hell did I dump gracie’s sparkly bat. …
I’m on it!
*dusts off personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes a stance*
*THWACK!*
* listens to the mad cheering of the mad crowd *
Axl Rose in his childhood…
I’d say Bret Michaels before he was popular…
He was popular?!?
I was thinking the same thing!
@ Arthur & SuzieQ: OK, you’re right – I should’ve written before he was “famous”…
Bret Michaels was a nerd before his pothead friends turned him on. Bret Michaels wasn’t even Bret Michaels before his friends took his barber tools away.
Axl Rose as a child!
I thought the same thing! Axl’s family photo! LOL
Willie Nelson. Ahead of his time.
That right there, is a kid who is going to murder his whole family in their sleep.
…I would say he is probably the more adjusted of the siblings.
At least he won’t get his ass kicked every day in school.
He kicks ass every day in school.
In reality im more afraid of the other kids. He looks strange which equals normal. They look like saints which equals Serial Killers! Tiny Serial killers!
I thought the same thing. The other ‘Stepford” kids scare the sh*t out of me.
No, he grew up to write and play music, smoke ganja, and get chased by the IRS.
This is from a Mini advert in the UK so it’s not really that funny and definitely not real.
Yes, but Failblog has been running out of good fails lately and is now posting all kinds of crap.
link please
please:
jalopnik.com/5252118/the-other-mini-ad-campaign-is-clever-somewhat-strange
THX!
Well, then its not really a fail,
still a really cool ad though.
Didnt know axel rose had a huge family lol!!!!!
Its a German Comercial für cheap gazoil. It says something like “Buy your gazoil by “Jet” and have still enouth money for a rubber”
Can you maybe post a link with the commercial?
Axle Rose! XD
Not only did you fail to read previous comments, you also failed to butcher the guy’s name. Well done.
Actually, I’d say he succeeded in butchering his name.
See V V for worse.
No, there’s Axel the musician and Axel the truck driver. Twins. From different mothers.
little did they know that Pickles the Drummer Doodily Doo, would come to rule the world in a little know band by the name of Dethklok.
ROFL This is the best comment ever, and I love you.
Dethklok rules!!!!! >,,,<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!! I didn’t write that! >,< >,,,<
Muto-Chu???
>,,,,< Muto-chu
Blog monster got me!!
Pikachu!
>,<
!!!!!!!!
WTF!?
look- its kid rock!
Is that the metal version of kidz bop??
Can we comfirm that is actually a boy?
Ask the elephant.
William Axl Rose Bailey, Indiana, 1969.
*dusts of log book*
*check*
It’s been a while.
Early in his childhood it became clear that lil’ Dave Mustaine was different.
Why FAIL? It’s the other ones who failed imo?
I liked the video!
I wonder why it’s FAIL.. failblog fail
He really doesn’t look like a boy
He’s a pre-man.
he looks like Axl Rose :p
“…Even as a young boy, Axel Rose was a rebel…”
Does anyone else think he looks like Axl
FoleyRose or am I the only one who noticed?failblog.org/2010/01/27/family-photo-fail/#comment-767912
AARGH
*crawls under a rock*
DuroC and roll! \m/
*Snork*
I thought he looked more like Duff anyways!
^5!
Why thank you!
I’d rather say WIN !
They really look retarded dressed like that…
Same here. It’s a clear WIN
You crazy
this is not a fail
this is an EPIC WIN
I call Parenting Win here. Way to let the kid have his own individuality. Not just when it doesn’t matter, but in a family portrait, too. Accepting this kid for who he is, and not forcing him to be another member of the herd. Parenting Win!
Screw the rest of the kids. We only allow one rebel per family.
You’re all individuals!
Yes! We’re all individuals!
You’re all different!
Yes, we are all different!
I’m not.
I love it when someone can quote from “Life Of Brian”.
Ooh, ooh — tell us more!!
He likes to rock out to beat music.
♪ Johnny was an school boy
When he heard his first Beatles song
Love Me Do, I think it was
And from there it didn’t take him long ♪
“Ricky was a young boy; he had a heart of stone…”
The rebel boy is the only one in the family who noticed their garden just burned down – thats why he doesnt smile
Oh look it is a very young Axel Rodes.
Hey Asqarath, does this one win a prize for butchery?
I can’t believe everyone missed this! Look really close at the father… Hint… He had a sitcom on network tv and a another show on HBO. This picture was used in a running joke on the show he did for network tv. Not trying to ruin the fun, because it is a classic fail/win… I am just surprised no one has noticed who this is yet.
….am from the UK, what you just said is a total mystery.
What she said!
Which show, cause they do look familiar. Short lived?
Must be, cause I have no clue about the show.
It is from The Garry Shandling Show… I am sure I was one of the only three that ever watched it.
I’m sure I killed her in Korea.
I know its the visine commercial guy!
And I was one of the remaining two who watching that show… dang.
Actually, I KNOW the “father” in the picture. He’s a close friend I’ve known for over 30 years. He did not have a sitcom on network TV or a show on HBO. But he’d probably be honored to be mistaken for Gary Shandling.
Worst. Fail. Ever.
That is a 3 years old commercial. There are several version, for example with a hip-hop guy.
Adjusted or otherwise, six kids is enough. Somebody PLEASE tie this woman’s tubes.
And the Dad’s.
And the kids’.
i remember reading somewhere that that was Axl Rose as a kid?
either way, that kid is awesome. F the System!
One of 3 ads:
jalopnik.com/5252118/the-other-mini-ad-campaign-is-clever-somewhat-strange
Lame.
Sure you are! How could anyone expect you to run with a freezing ass like that?
*roffles*
Those kind of cold cracks make me LOL.
I’ll only take that because I respect my Elders.
Hehe! Better than I would have expected!
*golf claps*
BRAVO! ARTHUR!
If Frank is Arthur, who is Arthur then?
Arthur is the ass who keeps making me snork out my fresh cups of coffee thru my nose with his one-liners!! Knock it off!! I am running out of cups!
It’s Arxelle Rhohse!
Arsehole Rhodes?
Axalle Rhoades?
This kind of “I reply to your comment changing a couple of letters” are lame, boring and not fun.
Whereas “I’m whining in the middle of a conversation which I don’t understand” is GREAT fun.
You could be right (sorry, rigt) if tere was a conversation, actually
I just love walking in on coversations and go,
“O rly?”
“”Ya Rly!”
“No wai!”
lots of fun!
I guess Conrad couldn’t be bothered to read the rest of the comments.
OMGWTF!!!!! how *CAN* u write small LETTERS!!!! PLEASE TELL ME!
No. NEVER!!!
You ate the bait like a child…
*shake head*
HA
HA
HA
HA
Damn. Almost, but not exactly as planned…
That last “ha” is a rebel!
Yes, the little ones always seem to crawl a bit deeper.
*facepalm*
Indeed.
Then be thankful that this is the first time I am pointing out that the cute tyke on the left side (as we look at it) is the boy George Thoroughgood. Let’s see you destroy that!
Axial Rogues?
Excel Roads?
expel toads
Eggshell Nose?
Excelled codes.
El Comode
Hoppy Toads.
Arse Erodes?
I hate it when that happens!
Was there a free giveaway of ‘h’ in your town?
Wat makes you say tat?
Borrow an ‘h’ from ‘Rhohse’ and put it in ‘Wat’
I have no hope for you.
The force is with him…
but he is no jedi!
The dark side is no fun.
I ave no idea wat you mean.
To answer your question….. A speech impetiment!!!
FailBlog Fail!
Now that I see what it was that you had to say to this, I feel embarrassed that my comments where so lame and unfunny.
I like trains
Choo choo!
I want to say random stuff too!
man… thats no fail at all ITS AN GLORIOUS MONUMENTAL EPIC WIN!
Probably for the guy. For Failblog it’s a inglorious monumental epic fail
http://jalopnik.com/5252118/the-other-mini-ad-campaign-is-clever-somewhat-strange
Is that Stevie Nicks as a kid?
Who’da thunk… later in life, he’d get bitch slapped by Tommy Hilfiger. Poor Poor Axl.
thought for the first time i’d comment a picture and was gonna say:
i thinks thats Axel Rose himself.
saying that now for the 235th time would be a fail, so i rather come up with another one.
Does he not look like the singer of Guns and Roses?
Not at all.
Apparently – eight IS enough!
Guns N Roses = Axl Rose. Still a fail.
Methinks you are forgetting Tracii Guns?
“In the midnight hour , she cried more ! More ! More ! With a rebel yell , more ! More ! More !”
That dude just showed everyone he doesn’t fear The Man , it should be a WIN , not FAIL !
Sounds like a bit of idle yelling.
The before mentioned “jet”-gas station commercial looks like this: http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/0,1518,grossbild-178370-192531,00.html
He rock and rolls all night and parties every day.
He lives in Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?
‘Cause he’s as free as a bird now?
He sure knows something.
Am I the only one who sees the Weasleys?
You should ask them, not us.
With or without magic? Or are you just muddling thru the comments?
Have the filters borked completely? I can only imagine what that would be like.
I want to run around shouting it but I might scare the pussy.
Maybe you should bend over and tie your shoes first.
If I bend over, you have to shout if you see Judy, just so I can get my arse away from her.
Come to think of it maybe the censor guy is on a lunch break!
… or maybe he’s loading up his slingshot.
Yus yus.
We had some rudey fun on the last fail.
Bret Michaels was a Weasley?
In memoriam.
Hmmm *rubs chin*
Hmm? What are you trying?
Maybe someone changed the filter to look for different words.
First?
Did he die?
OMG elebenty?
Cake?
Phew.
Jam! Talk to me! What’s up with you?
Umm… do you want me to lie on the couch?
This could take some time.
First of all you need to undress, and then… errrrrr… cough? Yeah, that’s it, cough or something. As long as you’re undressed.
*undresses*
*coughs*
*wobbles*
*watches Arthur’s gag reflex begin to twitch*
*covers up*
It sure was a twitch, but not in my throat.
*click*
*bows head*
*bows*
*decides to squeeze ankle while here*
Just 1 boy Back to the future hahagahahahahaha
Another example of familiy planification fail… even got one the wrong gens… XD
Planification???? No really is that a word??? It sounds really made up!!
This has to be staged. It’s pretty hard for a little kid to buy that kind of clothing for himself, and get past his parent’s scissors.
Not if you’re Willie Nelson.
On second thought… could be Neil Young before he got on that crazy horse.
There are so many things wrong with this picture… the nice and clean family members are giving me the creeps *shiver*. And you wonder why this kid sticks out? XD
That lady needs to close her legs, 6 Kids!! Get a TV!!
nice! this isnt a fail, its a pure win :O
that kid’s not wild. his father is.
The exchange form didn’t mention any family portraits…
So kiddo, what’s your exchange family like?
this is sooooooooooo hilarious.
For me that kid Is a Winner in that photo!!!
i wonder when he met slash and duff for the first time
WELCOME TO THE FAIL BLOG WHERE WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
and btw If I needed to guess wich child is from the gardener… pretty easy:P
this is more of an individuality win xD
This is a BIG WIN!!… not a fail!
Photoshopped picture is photoshopped
ahhhhhhhhhhhh…….Photo Shop!!
Yeah, somehow I don’t believe this one’s for real.
Call me a cynic.
Win. But it also looks shooped.
Yes, I’ve seen some in my time and can tell it by the pixels and bla bla bla…
Charlie, Bill, George, Fred, Ron, and Ginny were all embarassed about Percy.
That’s not a fail, it’s a win.
PHOTOSHOP!! Look at the jeans slightly overlapping the lady’s stocking.
I myself was also wondering what a young Axel Rose was doing with the Weasley’s (pre Potter)
He’s adopted.
also doubt its a real family photograph. either photoshopped or used as a joke/ad/something to do with reality tv
wow what a loser familia
no dude that is an epic win
Fake or not, that’s not a FAIL… that’s a Family Photo WIN!
I’m torn: Is this a fail because this family had six kids when that picture was taken and likely had more, or that the one very obvious rebel possessed no obvious honestly genuine rebellious traits? Looks like he went to a very organized, yet out of date, school for rebellion.
If both, then why isn’t this an Epic Fail?!
I always knew that William Axl Rose was a no good kid.
Axl’s parents really should have seen this one coming….
ROCK ON DUDE!!! lol xd
This is a definate WIN!
Err. WIN I think you’ll find.
these websites are all starting to show the same content
It’s a child form Terminator from the 80′s!
And they let it dress like that, I can’t stop laughing
Wow.
I only clicked this picture because I knew everyone would say he resembles Axl Rose. I love him
Btw at the risk of being obvious, if anyone thought this was serious it’s not Axl.
This is a total win! Even though Mom and Dad and Brothers and Sisters are all church-going, barbershop quartet-listening nerd types, they love Rebel Son enough to let him be who he wants to be and dress as he wants to dress even for a formal family photo. There are a lot of us who would have given an arm and a leg to have parents that were so accommodating!
One of these things is not like the others….
it looks like Danny Masterson…
This an advertisement! Not a commercial, and not a fail. I can’t think of the photographer’s name, or what the campaign was for, though….
Definitely not shopped.
The kid on the right is fine. It’s the rest of the family that’s a fail.
hahahahaha
I’d say this is a WIN for bikers everywhere.
axel rose childhood pic win
Failblog fail. Several other posts said it too… Failblog seems to be more gullible than usual (or not as much coming in?)…
Brett Michaels? Is that you?
The dad has an awesome smile
Axel Roses family photos (Awwwww he looks so cute).
The best part is, this family looks like the Weasleys. If you imagine that the rebel kid is Bill, it makes perfect sense.
THANK YOU!!!!
Hey, is this Axle Rose’s family portrait? =P
I’m pretty sure that’s a Weasley family portrait.
Sweet Child Of Theirs
The rebel child looks a lot like Axl Rose.
Its from a goddamn ad you retards
hurr durr faill
Axl rose was always a sulky little fecker
I believe I knew this rebel kid. He looks just like the kid who stayed occasionally on campus with some students in mid-1970′s Kentucky near Lexington.
Axl Rose found the fountain of youth and was recently adopted!
Ohh yeah, I’ve always wanted to see a photo of Axl Rose when he was a child
KUNG FU CUTMAN!
Failblog obviously just doesnt give a sh!t anymore about what they post….
Looks like the mini hulk hoggan
lol
Yeah, the kid on the left is a real rebel, with his crooked bowtie.
Is this Bret Michael’s family photo???
OMG! Who let them breed???
this picture is actually an ad from a magazine called Juxtapoz Fail on failblogs part this isnt really a family photo.
thanks for ruining it, b.l.
They’re probably mormons.
his real dad is axel rose
DUDE! its friggin axl rose!
omg its the weasleys!!!
….dave mustaine???
Axl Rose. Just saying…
hahaha!! i was hoping someone would say that!! haha he does look like Axl
This is too funny. No way this can be real.
how is that a fail?this photo is awesome…:)))))))))
For some reason I find this picture totaly hilarious! The faces they’re all doing, the uglyness, the rebel. Wow, I’m amazed.
you relise he is wear skinhead outfit, bomber jacket, boots, bdu’s?
this was part of a national add campaign how did it end up on fail? The whole point was that the kid doesn’t fit in. Fail to the fail blog moderators.
Has anybody else watched the Corner Gas show that used to be on WGN. The man in the back has to be Brent Butt (known as Brent Leroy on the show). No one else could look like him.
“…And here we see a darling photo of the Rose family, circa 1971. Notice young Axl on the right already displaying his sense of independance…”
It’s the Weasley family!
AXL Rose all the way =))
this is not a fail, nor it is real. this photo is from a game magazine advertising a game that has to do with rebel, but i forgot the name of the game.
Is that Axl Rose?
yes he is! all the way maaan
what you mean a fail that’s a total win even if it is photoshopped
This is from an ad Campaign for a new (now old) style of the Mini Cooper. Gimmick was that it was the wild one of its kind.
The kid with the glasses is adopted.
Axl Rose?! Is that you?
I was wondering what happened to that pic……
holy crap is that bret michaels??
haha it’s axl rose
This is on a greeting card.
I’m not suprised why the baby right next to him is crying lol!!!
Are those two sets of twins? 0.0
Truly funny observation Lau
One of these things is not like the other
one of these things just doesn’t belong
can you guess which thing is not like the other
before I finish my song?
It’s a WIN!
Could someone mention Axl Rose again? I don´t think we´ve heard that joke enough…
is axel rose? haha =O
Okay, America, sing with me: “One of these things is not like the others…..” God bless Sesame Street. LOL!
Hey it Axel Rose!