Comments on: Warning Win

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By: Anonyrat

Anonyrat — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 15:37:36 +0000

I didn’t know machines had feelings! I wouldn’t of smashed up your dad if I knew…

By: Screwbie

Screwbie — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 22:46:05 +0000

Friends, trolls, and countrymen. Lend me your eyes!

The enemy has officially retreated. When I say the enemy, I mean, of course, the FailBlog regulars- the punners, the runners, the squeezers, the sneezers, the foomers and the gloomers.

Hopefully, never again will they plunder these pages with their dry humor, elitist attitudes, and their boring soliloquies.

But, alas, it may not be enough to just drive them away. I propose we crush them while they cower in their hideout. Yes! they have a hideout, and I have discovered its whereabouts. Go there, and be all the troll that you can be!

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By: Xanders

Xanders — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 22:43:12 +0000

that would mean, no schoolbook since its all made of paper

By: JenCanuck

JenCanuck — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 16:10:52 +0000

There should be a sticky-note attached:
For evidence of the above, see the charred remains of the person with the Scotch tape.

By: Knarf

Knarf — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:06:00 +0000

Sheesh…if they want someone to really touch it, just put up a “Wet Paint” sign.

By: Dawg

Dawg — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 01:20:32 +0000

the DEADLY paper there

By: Dawg

Dawg — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 01:20:04 +0000

Wonder who put the paper there

By: nikki

nikki — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:53:59 +0000

i’d love to see how they typed it on…..(i sure hope it was turned off.)

By: RaGeAHoLiC

RaGeAHoLiC — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:43:18 +0000

not a good way to suicide

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:29:32 +0000

Absolutely.
(Beware of electrocution! Dangerously high voltages! Risk of electric shock!)

By: Winghunter

Winghunter — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 07:17:49 +0000

I enjoy reading Darwin’s Nominee’s applications…You can just picture the act as they get busy cleaning the gene pool.

By: TerminatorT

TerminatorT — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 03:41:02 +0000

it looks like ders a huge bomb behind the glass, lol!

By: AceDevil

AceDevil — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:59:21 +0000

I like the fact that it not only says it will kill you, but you will die painfully.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:00:12 +0000

Looks like that would be perfect for Kalid Sheikh Mohammed, Osama bin Laden, and other enemies of all humanity.

By: Veronica

Veronica — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:48:44 +0000

No thank you! I bet there would be someone dumb enough to touch it to see if it is true. New meaning to smoked!

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:09:23 +0000

This failblog entry fails simply because that warning does not fail but is AWESOME.

By: steelergirl (nicole)

steelergirl (nicole) — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:41:22 +0000

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *POKE*
omg this just made my day! i would of told my friend to poke it hahaha

By: stix213

stix213 — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:55:08 +0000

Damn, its going to hurt too???? Well nevermind then

By: snizz

snizz — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:38:24 +0000

i would have to say an oddly specific win.

By: Ellie

Ellie — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:53:32 +0000

At least they spelt “you’re” right.

By: Humility

Humility — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:52:36 +0000

Eddie Izzard reference for the win?

By: Foekie

Foekie — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:52:11 +0000

Probably people will touch it now anyway, just to make sure it really hurts.

By: Sheridan8

Sheridan8 — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:50:32 +0000

I’m putting that warning message on my daughter’s underwear when she starts high school.

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:34:07 +0000

Tesla me anything about your findings?

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:28:49 +0000

LMAO… Who would have touched it? I know I would have.

By: Jules

Jules — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:26:25 +0000

Can anybody else read the fine print on top?
I got “And besides the system belly is naughty flammable?”

By: bo3rn

bo3rn — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 08:23:16 +0000

awesome!

By: Christian fail

Christian fail — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:26:43 +0000

thats a clear WIN

By: Aja

Aja — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:17:48 +0000

I’d imagine so.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:34:45 +0000

Wow, heh, they wouldn’t have to put a warning up if someone didn’t try it before. Makes you wonder how they got it up on that with out dying them selves, while in pain the whole time XD

By: Patar

Patar — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:26:01 +0000

….Epic….win….

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:57:43 +0000

“People who can read” win!

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:56:36 +0000

I knew that you were going to ask that.

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:49:50 +0000

Not to worry, Cait; he got a charge out of it without getting his interest rate upped on the visa card.

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:47:50 +0000

It’s electric! Now, sliiiiiide.

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:47:12 +0000

Nine yards? That’s a mighty long bbq.

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:46:08 +0000

I much prefer my Z-9 in car form.

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:45:04 +0000

Youse alls are so lightening fast with the humor.

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:44:17 +0000

No.

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:43:02 +0000

Shall we hound the Baskerville?

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:42:08 +0000

He wore (a) rubbers.

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:41:24 +0000

Spooning it is sure to give you a charge, ZA.

By: NinjaDog251

NinjaDog251 — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:39:51 +0000

do not touch unless you wish to die a most painful death!

By: sauer kraut

sauer kraut — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:39:35 +0000

Shocking! Absolutely shocking!

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:22:45 +0000

“You said death first, uh-uh, death first!”

By: Missy Etiquette

Missy Etiquette — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:18:41 +0000

Sorry; I just plugged into this thread. Can someone wire me the results?

By: Endless

Endless — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:03:12 +0000

I say do it! You only die once, why not go for the whole nine yards?

By: Dan the Man

Dan the Man — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:57:37 +0000

PARADOX!
Or he just wore gloves.

By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:56:33 +0000

Google says: Full House.