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I had no idea that touching paper could do that.
Q.Q you stole ma first!
Heh, they just want people to touch it out of curiosity or arrogance…
I’ll take Door #1, Adam.
You can’t tempt people like that!
Yeah, you’d need to offer cake as well.
“You said death first, uh-uh, death first!”
Eddie Izzard reference for the win?
Wonder who put the paper there
the DEADLY paper there
Nowt worse than a papercut.
And some evil person standing off screen with a bowl of lemon juice.
Is that salt in your pocket, or are you just… ah, it’s salt.
lol shit i dont wanna touch it now
yeah kids, remember:
touching paper realy hurts and kills you
Yet, somehow, it makes you happy.
That would be the dipping process I’ve heard so much about.
Shocking! Absolutely shocking!
that would mean, no schoolbook since its all made of paper
Friends, trolls, and countrymen. Lend me your eyes!
The enemy has officially retreated. When I say the enemy, I mean, of course, the FailBlog regulars- the punners, the runners, the squeezers, the sneezers, the foomers and the gloomers.
Hopefully, never again will they plunder these pages with their dry humor, elitist attitudes, and their boring soliloquies.
But, alas, it may not be enough to just drive them away. I propose we crush them while they cower in their hideout. Yes! they have a hideout, and I have discovered its whereabouts. Go there, and be all the troll that you can be!
Failpeep hideout: ht tp://fbbreakroom.wordpress.com/
OH MY GOD!? DID I JUST!?
Don’t worry! You didn’t! =)
I dunno….I could…
I could beg to differ. But I’d need my in-house hobo’s assistance.
You accidentally the action verb?
Accidenty!
*headdesk*
*x5*
This could easily be replaced with…Oh, idk…
That guy who was anally murdered by a horse?
High School Musical?
=P
How would either of those prevent you from touching that object?
And both would be harder to post than the note!
Seriously? I wouldn’t want to go anywhere near where a guy was being anally murdered by a horse. You would? Really?
I don’t even want to know how a horse would do that.
And as far as High School Musical………….well……….I wouldn’t touch that. Not even with YOUR horse.
What did my horse ever do to you? Huh? Anally rape you?
Exit only thank you very much!
Behold, a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Mudd?
Poor horse!
Poor Mudd…not only was the horse pale, it sparkled in the sunlight.
So it’s a unicorn then.
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2010/01/14/wtf-unicorn-samurai/
Good point.
If I have a pair of scissors can I defeat it?
Better than my rock.
If you use a spoon it will hurt more.
You know paper never really wins that game. So it covered the rock. Great. Awesome. Now what?
It depends on what was written on the paper. I believe that if it said that it would really hurt the whole time I was dying, I think it might be a paper
WIN.
;p
Q: What did paper say to rock?
A: “Don’t worry, man. I’ve got you covered.
“
Suffocate the rock. Soon the rock stops moving around …
Spooning it is sure to give you a charge, ZA.
Did someone die?
*sends Cloral to the naughty corner*
March, young man!
That was painful.
Noooooooo touchy.
You have convinced me.
i wonder what happened to the poor guy that had to post the paper of death
He touched it without touching it.
PARADOX!
Or he just wore gloves.
He wore (a) rubbers.
One word:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzap!
DOT ORG!!
CLICK TO VOTE!
OMG! It’s a page from Aristotles “Book on Comedy”!! It will kill you if you touch it–and someone call William of Baskerville!!
Did someone split their side? Should we send roses?
Well, a rose by any other name…
Look yonder! To the east! Is that my fair Juliet, on a midsummer night? Oh, to dream or not to dream…
Well, looks like everything’s abbey normal here.
Good night sweet failpeeps. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
*smoochonacheekbro*
*squeeze*
G’night!
G’nighty-night.
Hee! Hee!
*Squeezes to all*
Shall we hound the Baskerville?
You know they’re still going to be sued by the family of the idiot who does touch it. “but there wasn’t enough warning!!!!”
Not to worry, Cait; he got a charge out of it without getting his interest rate upped on the visa card.
You know, I think the warning refers to the contraption behind the paper, not the paper itself.
*flees*
Oh no you didn’t!
It did look too good to be true
I’m shocked that there isn’t a more permanent sign posted on this electrical hazard…
Maybe the person who taped it to the glass was buzzed.
He’ll be in a rather hair-raising predicament if his boss finds out.
Ohm sure they wouldn’t fire him.
They would if they know watts good for the company.
He’d probably resist it. But, in the end, I’m sure he’d be forced to leave.
Exactly, he can’t conduct himself that way and expect to go unpunished
It wouldn’t ampere so, no.
I feel sorry for him, what with the current state of our economy.
Too bad he didn’t review the alcohol policy in the current employee handbook..
awww man…. I yield sir-cute response by the way
Siemens okay to me.
They could think that he’s just amped…
I hope mother doesn’t find out. I might be grounded.
Are you trying to spark up a debate on this issue?
I don’t really think that’s in my power.
Joule be happy to know that your opinion does matter
That’s nice. I wouldn’t want to be revolting to anyone.
…striking that you would even consider that possibility
I’m not trying to starter anything, or generate sympathy.
I’m glad you’re only providing positive energy to this forum and not using it as an outlet for frustration
I wouldn’t want to encite any tension.
Good, laughter is always the best [m]Edison
We wouldn’t want to give anybody any static, now would we?
ion-estly don’t think anyone here would want that.
I would imagine the feeling is reciprocal.
I’d never want to cause any friction in this group.
Sorry; I just plugged into this thread. Can someone wire me the results?
No.
Just keep him off the roof. Everything changes if they start thinking he’s a jumper.
He could be charged with disturbing the peace.
…or assault and battery if he takes his anger out on others.
He’d probably bolt if the police were called.
Youse alls are so lightening fast with the humor.
Tesla me anything about your findings?
It looks like this is from the back of a BDFB in a datacenter or CO. Probably 400A or so.
Yes, and it also appears to be 2FA854, don’t you think?
Oh…you’re right. That model is particularly painful.
Perhaps they should invest in the AP69 – 1K.
Comes with heated seats
As you may or may not be aware, the AP69 – 1K(2010) model also comes equipped with a totally cool wrap-around helmet!
Yes… but the 426-ZX9 comes pre-equipped with casket, and a range of selectable drill-bits for increased personalization of your terminal experience.
My fav.
I wish they’d make some modifications to the 5647-NVG; it’s not as productive as the 426-ZX9.
I much prefer my Z-9 in car form.
Sounds like words from experience.
*cue spooky music*
*shivers*
We could probably ask ZombieApocalypse about that one.
*turns the music off and the lights on*
o.0 I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to see that…
*safety goggles*
*turns the lights back off*
For some reason this reminds me of the movie “Time Bandits”.
If I were creating the world I wouldn’t mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o’clock, Day One!
*Squeeze*
Whatever happened to just regular dying. You know, with seeing bunnies, stars, a bright light and being teleported up? Now, all of a sudden, it also has to hurt?
Darn you with your new-fangled ways!!!
*shakes fist at sky in frustration*
Whatever happened to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy?
Eveninnnn TV?
It went out in the 50s.
Oh yeah, with that tall girl Anne right? They were a cute couple back then.
It’s killing me, I know the words to the damned song, but I can’t remember which sit-com it was the theme song for!
Google says: Full House.
I knew that you were going to ask that.
Now that’s a bad tounch.
Wait, did LGB just use the “i” word and not get moderated? Or did it just show up a bit late?
I’d imagine so.
I say do it! You only die once, why not go for the whole nine yards?
Nine yards? That’s a mighty long bbq.
do not touch unless you wish to die a most painful death!
It’s electric! Now, sliiiiiide.
“People who can read” win!
….Epic….win….
Wow, heh, they wouldn’t have to put a warning up if someone didn’t try it before. Makes you wonder how they got it up on that with out dying them selves, while in pain the whole time XD
thats a clear WIN
awesome!
Can anybody else read the fine print on top?
I got “And besides the system belly is naughty flammable?”
LMAO… Who would have touched it? I know I would have.
I’m putting that warning message on my daughter’s underwear when she starts high school.
Probably people will touch it now anyway, just to make sure it really hurts.
At least they spelt “you’re” right.
i would have to say an oddly specific win.
Damn, its going to hurt too???? Well nevermind then
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *POKE*
omg this just made my day! i would of told my friend to poke it hahaha
This failblog entry fails simply because that warning does not fail but is AWESOME.
No thank you! I bet there would be someone dumb enough to touch it to see if it is true. New meaning to smoked!
Looks like that would be perfect for Kalid Sheikh Mohammed, Osama bin Laden, and other enemies of all humanity.
I like the fact that it not only says it will kill you, but you will die painfully.
it looks like ders a huge bomb behind the glass, lol!
I enjoy reading Darwin’s Nominee’s applications…You can just picture the act as they get busy cleaning the gene pool.
Absolutely.
(Beware of electrocution! Dangerously high voltages! Risk of electric shock!)
not a good way to suicide
i’d love to see how they typed it on…..(i sure hope it was turned off.)
Sheesh…if they want someone to really touch it, just put up a “Wet Paint” sign.
There should be a sticky-note attached:
For evidence of the above, see the charred remains of the person with the Scotch tape.
I didn’t know machines had feelings! I wouldn’t of smashed up your dad if I knew…
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