Me too. That would be funny as hell. I would laugh my ass off if my husband got me this. Better than “Be mine” or “I love You”. Maybe they make a “69″ bear or a “Let’s f**k bear” IDK.
This is an intentional fail. And yes, you can buy them. I bought one for my sister a few years ago, because it was just too damn funny to pass up. But the people who make them are not being serious about it.
For years in all the card stores, there’ve been these annoying little red satin stuffed heart shapes with “I Love You” picked out in white piping on them. And the only people who buy them are the men, to give to their women.
Now the women don’t buy those.
They’d go for the ones with “What Time Do You Call This?” and “I’m Not Your Servant!” and my favourite, “Pick Up Your Own Dirty Laundry!”
I really should learn to sew. I could make a mint from selling those.
This item is ridiculous. Everybody knows it is missing a comma and a period! Otherwise, it’s a beautiful masterpiece. Do you think my christian conservative wife would like it?
i’ve bought this for two girlfriends in the last 5-6 years. and in both cases it immediately got me laid. it’s great for girls who, you know, have a sense of humor. looks like they’re sold out this year though.
get ready for V-DAY
All your base are belong to us
What you say?!!
this is what O.J. gave his girlfriend before killing her….
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
I’m hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a win!
Nope, it clearly says FAIL…
{PLEASE INSERT A COIN AND TRY AGAIN}
Thats funny… oh man… thanks for the laugh…
The Question is why the hell did i think of that immediately after seeing this picture?
Nothings funnier than woman jokes, especially when you tell them to a feminist…
OMG WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!
looks like a speedo… speedo-bear???
No, it’s a black bear.
Really? Racist much?
not racist. ever heard of Huggy Bear?
This is just scary.
hey, it doubles as a ‘get well’ gift.
Now get up and make me a sammich.
Either customized intentional or fake. Doesn’t belong on this website either way.
word
what word?
That word.
The Word?
The Bird is the Word…
Everybody knows that the bird is the word. ¬_¬
FAIL
Peanut butter…. Spread it!
Neither do you, but yet here you still are.
Hypocrite.
Reply win.
agreeance win
Lighten up.
This is not fake. Google it, you can find websites to buy it from. Win if you ask me.
where can you get it from
This is a Bar/Club Teddy Bear. This is somewhat of a win.
8th
this is more of a win, imo.
You said it, bro! =))
I want this teddy bear for Valentine’s Day.
I’m sorry, Betty, really I am, but this bear only goes to a ghetto ho.
So she will be receiving it?
too obviouse to be a reply win but close enough
I’d give you a hug if I could ginger, but all I can do is cheer you on. Once you pants that douche, can I light his hairs on fire?
Omg, there’s this cool thing called a “reply” button.. Use it.
spelling fail. its cumquat.
I got this as a gag valentines gift from my attorney husband. It was hilarious!!!
Me too. That would be funny as hell. I would laugh my ass off if my husband got me this. Better than “Be mine” or “I love You”. Maybe they make a “69″ bear or a “Let’s f**k bear” IDK.
So this is what I’m supposed to buy my dog for V-Day? Man, is she ever gonna be disappointed I didn’t just get her a crunchy biscuit.
One of those round ones with white on the outside and brown on the outside? I would have one of those any day above this bear!
*drools*
*Replaces 2nd ‘outside’ with ‘inside’*
Sh!t-B!tch bear: for the girlfriend who has it all…
Damn, I thought this was merchandise for sale. I would totally buy this.
seconding.
third
It is. I got it as a gift like five years ago.
Oh, C’MON! That’s funny as all hell.
Yes, but I feel sorry for the poor sap who buys it seriously.
I feel even sorrier for the mother who receives it from her son.
Perhaps it was a wedding gift at the last wedding fail
LMAO… That is classic. I really hope this isn’t on the market.
it’s missing the nelson mandela air freshener though
^ LMAO
*jumps in fright*
Oh, Failblog, you scared me, putting up a fail this late! Some warning would have been nice!
*walks off in a huff*
you is fine, judy!
hell no :-X
*sauer squeeze*
Keep this bunch in line, willya? I’m outta here for the night.
Hey… you didn’t leave Gracie’s shiny bat for me to use. …
Fffffuuu-
it’s a win.
That already was a win 6 years ago
I can bearly breathe, I am laughing so hard.
This sucks. Not funny.
Your name is Bob, you are not supposed to think.
Go back to the cubicle and work on my tax reports as I summon my undead zombies from Mexico!
AY DIOS MIO!!
Saves que, ese, those zombies ain’t nuthin’ to mess wit, compa!
They’ll jump you for your green card, carnal.
Pues si, ese — scusi, a carne asada…
This is an intentional fail. And yes, you can buy them. I bought one for my sister a few years ago, because it was just too damn funny to pass up. But the people who make them are not being serious about it.
For that special HO this valentines day
i miss proper sentences.
I miss proper sentences.
Murphy always gets ya.
Isn’t it ironic?
don’t ya think?
on second thought, this is probably what all the e-thugs buy their mom for valentines day
Yo*
F1RST!!1!
Can i watch? is the better Question
where can i buy one? NOW i want that NOW
*Groan* This is a REAL PRODUCT – it’s been around for ages, well, internet-wise anyway.
http:// www. loveislame .com / products/ 4
this is more of a WIN if anything.
F F F F F F FFFFRRRRIIIIEEEEDD CHICKEN!!!
Buy your own at tomatoalligator.com – seriously
WIN!
That’s not a fail, that’s a Win. When a girl is worried about how she looks and stuff, you just find her that bear!
Ebonics WIN!
heck yeah my nizzle
Not wanting too sound racist, but isn’t that Afro-American English for
“I really like you girl”?
For years in all the card stores, there’ve been these annoying little red satin stuffed heart shapes with “I Love You” picked out in white piping on them. And the only people who buy them are the men, to give to their women.
Now the women don’t buy those.
They’d go for the ones with “What Time Do You Call This?” and “I’m Not Your Servant!” and my favourite, “Pick Up Your Own Dirty Laundry!”
I really should learn to sew. I could make a mint from selling those.
um, it’s a product for sale at loveislame.com
Awww. The cutest thing ever!
a SH*T B*TCH is fine too
a SH*T B*ITCH is fine too
This item is ridiculous. Everybody knows it is missing a comma and a period! Otherwise, it’s a beautiful masterpiece. Do you think my christian conservative wife would like it?
Anyone know where I can actually get this? I would buy this in a heartbeat for my wife for Valentines day.
Seriously, me too!! I’m going to look for it right now.
You can get it here
http:// www. loveislame .com / products/ 4
how do i get this?
It’s funnier if you look at it as a “get well soon” bear, like they sell in hospital gift shops.
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
he does look like a pimp.
I want one of these
How can none of you see that this is so obviously fake?
No it isn’t. I have one of these. It was a Valentine’s Day gift last year. I thought it was hilarious.
Oh and I agree with others who say this should be a win. It’s seriously one of my favorite gifts ever.
pair it with that Nelson Mandela air freshener and it’s the perfect gift!
I want one, mate! How do I get one?
The kids at Failblog got photoshop in their stocking.
This is sooo fake. Its photoshoped
nope.. it’s real. i haz one.
Not fake. Source: http://www.loveislame.com/products/4
This is mislabeled. This is clearly a win.
I WANT THIS FOR VALENTINES DAY THIS YEAR!!! and I want some more to give to people!
he he, cute bear
where can i buy this
Definitely more of a win. We need a winblog for stuff like this.
Why does no one in the comments ever type “LOL” or “ROFL”
yea… my bf gave this to me on my 18th bday… 6 years later i still haz it…and him… fail on my part.
Damn. I would love to get this for Valentine’s day.
i’ve bought this for two girlfriends in the last 5-6 years. and in both cases it immediately got me laid. it’s great for girls who, you know, have a sense of humor. looks like they’re sold out this year though.
Psh, this is definitely a win.
kathleen.e.moriarty@gmail.com
Who wanted get this for Valentine’s day??