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Thats nothing too special, btw. In our town, theres a beggar that petends to have his legs cut off and on top of that , he rolls on the ground and makes some crazy sounds. At five oclock he takes the money and runs home
They say the people who stand on the freeway exits here in Indy make like $70/day doing that. most actually aren’t homeless, just unemployed. $70/day (tax free!)! And his wife stands on the opposite corner, also pulling in like $70/day (and their car is parked in the WalMart lot down the street *rolling eyes*)…combined, that’s more than I make a day…makes you wonder who’s actually smarter…I mean, they can take a day off whenever they want, they work tax free. No boss. And they get to stand on the corner and smoke and drink all day. Then they go home and watch cable tv.
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There has to be some sort of big organization behind these people. You never see more than one at the same place, you never see them arrive, you never see them leave. It all just kind of happens! A smoothly running machine it is.
Well Sunday I had a homeless guy walk up to me as I was leaving work saying he had two pussies and needed help. Sensing my skepticism, he moved the blanket aside and showed me his pussies. I gave him a $20. I’m a sucker for homeless cats, given my beloved and dearly-missed Samantha (passed in ’02) came to me as a stray in ’91.
I have a picture of this exact same guy with a different sign that says “cuzin kidnapped by skunks. need money for a dart gun and tomato juice.” I gotta give it to the guy, he’s creative.
I’ve seen “Will work for chickenfeed” with a rubber chicken hanging from the guy’s belt…
And one time a character known as Animal asked for change and was snarled at to get a job – he said “if the choice is beg or steal, I’ve got values.”
Yeah, of course you are dude.
I want to see the baby, going to be awesome!
ooopps
It’s fun to fake?
Evolution Win
No. Oh, and tell your mom she gave me crabs.
Maybe its a WIN for ugly chicks.
poor guy… Its hard being an pregnant unemployed single man in todays econemy
As you’ve seen, it isn’t.
maybe… I’m sure oprah will buy him a new house or something…
The maternity wear made it all the more convincing.
I don’t know what to get him, a coat hanger or a shopping spree to Baby’s R’ Us.
for a trampoline, bicycle pump and some break fluid
Its all about the plausibility
I don’t get it, is this a fail because that chick is so damn ugly no one would knock her up in the first place?
Haha, this is in Chicago in front of Macy’s.
Blasphemy! That building will ALWAYS be Marshall Field and Company!
That’s what I was going to say!! MARSHALL FIELDS FOREVER!
I knew there would be die-hard Chicagoans here!
Macy’s is the real FAIL in this photo.
He really looks like a poor pregnant woman. Hmmm…in some way? *scratchshead*
In no way: clearly a mendacious mendicant.
I’m his manager.
Maybe you did something wrong. Just some little mistake? :p
Nuh huh! It’s a brave new world and I’m going to cash in.
Good buisness.
Its Lister from Red Dwarf!
I remember Dave having twins…… Jim and Bexley! This guy ain’t no Dave Lister.
Or entrepreneur WIN?
Thats nothing too special, btw. In our town, theres a beggar that petends to have his legs cut off and on top of that , he rolls on the ground and makes some crazy sounds. At five oclock he takes the money and runs home
Damn Eddie Murphy Wanna-be… lol…
You’re sure that wasn’t a professional football player from your local team?
yes, because he picks up even the small coins
They say the people who stand on the freeway exits here in Indy make like $70/day doing that. most actually aren’t homeless, just unemployed. $70/day (tax free!)! And his wife stands on the opposite corner, also pulling in like $70/day (and their car is parked in the WalMart lot down the street *rolling eyes*)…combined, that’s more than I make a day…makes you wonder who’s actually smarter…I mean, they can take a day off whenever they want, they work tax free. No boss. And they get to stand on the corner and smoke and drink all day. Then they go home and watch cable tv.
I mean I’ll buy the kid some clothes but…….
I know what you mean.
So that explains the puke on his chin, no?
He just need to add another M on the very start of his sign, and he will be able to keep using it ^-^
I see octomom had a sex change…
I got this person pregnant, we’re expecting soon!
maybe he meant that his wife was pregnant -.-
maybe its a job share and the preggo is on break
The sneer really puts the whole package together.
And look, I won’t even comment on my own post.
Because I’m cooler than that.
come on. maybe some a-hole wrote that for him because he doesn’t know to write or read.
I recomend a hysterectomy
Looks like he’s busy pushing one out right now
@Mookie
It’s got my eyes! I mean peanuts
HUEshueSheuHUEShUEhuHUEShsuEhusHEUs
Looks like Brad Pitt
*chucks uterus in cup*
I won’t be needing this again
Y’all surely know how blacks created, downt ya?
*goes back to the porch in his rocking chair and play his banjo*
anybody else think that looks like carlos mencia? lol
He got issued the wrong sign at that secret place where they all live.
Haha. exactly my thought.
There has to be some sort of big organization behind these people. You never see more than one at the same place, you never see them arrive, you never see them leave. It all just kind of happens! A smoothly running machine it is.
I think the even distribution of tramps throughout the city is ’cause of how territorial they are. Bumfights!
Wonder what’s in the Adidas bag?
Well Sunday I had a homeless guy walk up to me as I was leaving work saying he had two pussies and needed help. Sensing my skepticism, he moved the blanket aside and showed me his pussies. I gave him a $20. I’m a sucker for homeless cats, given my beloved and dearly-missed Samantha (passed in ’02) came to me as a stray in ’91.
he just mixed up the first 2 letters
MA pregnant…
He failed the pregnancy test
…..Dad?
FIRST TO SAY FIRST HA!
this is why you don’t grab USED panhandling signs…
incidentally, if any man were pregnant, he wouldn’t need to panhandle, he’d be quite rich from it
Looks like the Marshall Fields (now Macy’s) on State Street in Chicago.
win
All I can say is for a chick , that is one hard looking rig. Beaten with a bag of hammers, she was.
The fail, my friends, is not the sign.
The fail is that he’s standing on a street corner instead of calling Oprah.
That may in fact be a woman.
Screw that. It’s a clear win. He has sarcasm and ideas.
Tiger Woods did it!
Unfortunately, not everyone is able to be sexually educated
lol i see this guy almost every day when i go to school, with the same sign and everything
Yeah, He is at the University of Chicago
I bet micheal jackson is the father.
There’s a female vagrant near me who has had a sign like that…for over a year! I guess it really works.
This made me LOL. Really Hard. The comments made it even better.
Pure Fail, but a Pure Win in the hilarious-ness catagory. =P
I have a picture of this exact same guy with a different sign that says “cuzin kidnapped by skunks. need money for a dart gun and tomato juice.” I gotta give it to the guy, he’s creative.
Rom fail? *LOL*
I’ve seen “Will work for chickenfeed” with a rubber chicken hanging from the guy’s belt…
And one time a character known as Animal asked for change and was snarled at to get a job – he said “if the choice is beg or steal, I’ve got values.”