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I’d go there…
state your reason,doctor
This was eiher photoshopped or a bad error on the part of the sign maker. The good doctor’s name is Seymour BLUM. He works at the CDN Colonoscopie Centre in Montreal.
and how do you know this?
I know this because I’ve been there, and seen that sign.
Google is your friend: clickie on the nickie, and see the staff page.
That’s what I though, but isn’t it colonoscopy, not ie? I am from Australia so we do have all those ‘colour/color’ spelling diffs.
“colonscopie” is the French spelling. Dr. Blum is in Montreal.
Error it is. Look at the spacing. Big enough to accomodate the “l” but the “u” was moved ahead and the “l” skipped for some reason.
Ah, the good Dr Blum.
I was in the building today to see my dentist.
Funny Picture tho.
@BuzzKill
Why do you have to spoil everybody’s fun?
Def photoshopped. I can tell. Lame.
Didn’t I already tell you ‘no’? Oh, and your mom left her thong in my car. I’ll be by later to drop it off.
I found a Dr. Seymour Blum and he does Gastroenterology.
FIRST
fail
First Fail.
Well I couldn’t find this guy on Google.
But there is a …
Dr Bum Joo
a pediatric Gastroenterologist practicing in Illionis
We also have a pair of gynecologists named Dr. Hurt and Dr. Wider in NY. Just in case anyone is remotely interested.
You won’t get me near a gyno with Hurt in his name. Just sayin’.
My first ob was Dr. Payne…
My hubby only ever sees a Dr Gear!
In these parts, some mirth used to be occasioned by a Dr. Postumus.
Dr. Hurt is a female and I’ve been told the name fit.
*crosses legs*
I’ll pass, thankyouverymuch.
My wife’s aunt’s name is Dr. Blood.
My GF’s dentist’s name is Dr. Doktor.
my uncle’s name is Dr. Doctor, but he’s not a doctor. Just a PhD…
There is an OB/GYN in Roanoke, VA named “Dr. Clapp”
go figure, a jooish doctor.
He’s on Google; you can’t find him because his sign has been photoshopped.
http://cdncolonoscopy.com/English/CDNColonoscopy.htm
Doc Blum may be in the possession of a superfluous L, but he makes up for it by employing Nurse ORLY: http://cdncolonoscopy.com/Pics/orly.JPG
Orly?
Something there defently went wrong.
Fake… and a bad one at that. You can see the pixels where it was altered.
I think so. Bum seems to be a Korean name, there are lots of Dr Bums but none with a western first name.
It’s still entertaining. Just laugh and enjoy it. Sheesh.
PIXELS!!!111!!!elebenty!!1
111? Isn’t that how old Bilbo Baggins was at the start of Lord Of The Rings?
BB’s birthday occurred during story, so, -1.
^ the, so, + bukkit. Hooray!
Yeah! How dare someone complain that something supposedly true is a fake lying lie!
(Hint: it’s only funny if it’s true. Fakeness makes it pathetic and stupid.)
To you, maybe. I don’t look at everything to see if it’s fake. I saw this, appreciated the joke, and chuckled. Besides, as people have pointed out below, it could very well be a spelling error on some poor French Canadian doctor’s sign. So if it is real, that makes it even funnier to me.
and where perchance is the unadulterated version… looks perfectly legit to me, they could just be Jpeg artefacts.
if your gonna claim fake, link to the original.
perfectly legit only if you don’t look up colonoscopY in dictionary.
photoshop needs a spellcheck -.-
Er, it’s spelled perfectly fine, when it’s in Canada. It’s French, doofus.
Sacre’ merde!
In french we say ‘coloscopie’.so definitly lame!
actually sometimes people in canada spell things differently than we do. I cant remember exactly what but they spell many medical names and terms differently. OR someone is just a dumb ass and spelled it wrong. IN US its colonoscopy so yeah your right.
its because they use the french spelling for some terms.
Americans spell the way it sounds. You spell colour without the u. I think you spell wrong
help i can’t see them :S
My god you’re right, there’s pixels all over it!
I hope he washed his hands
I’m not tounchin’ it!
Those are not altered pixels, that kind of details around text, are there because of the JPG compresssion.
Easiest…career choice…..ever
thats more like a win
Completely fake. “Colonoscopy” is spelt wrong. What a waste of time.
it isn’t spelt wrong if it’s in french, which it is….just throwing that out there
I thought of that too, but gastroenterologist is in English. In French, it would be gastroentérologue.
…*hem Canada.
~But … but, how dare anyone ever be bilingual!~
?
He knew it since he was born
i can see a rectangle pixle haze around every word lol, still good pic though
Pixel haze all in my brain / Lately things just don’t seem the same / Actin’
funny, but I don’t know why / ‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky
kiss the sky*ahem* kiss this guy.Oh boy oh boy – Mondegreens – *ahem* “Dig the holes with trowels by golly…”
(as stolen from some children’s book I read when, well, when I was a child)
Not to mention that famous childrens’ character, Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear.
If you need to see pixel haze around that to know it’s fake, you don’t deserve to have eyeballs.
SEE MORE BUM!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!11111111!!!11!!1
*Looks around*
I see plenty here thanks!
*squeeze*
you must have an awesome job!
*squeeze!*
…..lawyers…need I say more!
everywhere you look there’s an inflamed asshole?
Except behind me…..
Filing cabinets don’t have a$$holes
my…um….filing cabinet has a hole in it
can I get another one?
I will requisition one forthwith.
I will approve the requisition, but only after I get visual evidence.
I will fax you a copy of my stool that was damaged by the faulty cabinet
Granny, have you got your photo album handy?
I warn you though……it belongs to Granny, you may want to just skip that bit.
but I’ve never even been to the grand canyon!
I’m afraid the stool won’t do, I will need to see the cabinet itself.
Sweetie, that was a close up shot….remember.
In that case, I will take the fax. But only if it’s a close up.
it must have been a slow exposure because there’s a lot of pixel “smear” on the paper
Granny
So that is what you are calling it these days!
Guybo…..you may want to handle those with these..
*hands over barbecue tongs*
is that….BBQ sauce? *nomnomnom*
Didn’t anyone notice that colonoscopy is spelled wrong?
Didn’t you read the previous comments?
Didn’t anyone notice that that remark was already made?
Great. Now the joke’s on me.
If you would just like to lie down on this couch, we can remove it with just a little local anaesthetic……and this rusty spoon.
*snaps on rubber gloves*
Phew, for a moment I thought you would ask me to lie down on an aisle.
Would I do that? :innocent:
Welcome to the couch of Quasi-medical miracles!
Thank you doctor, I feel much better now that I had all jokes removed.
Take 2 of these per vagina, and call me in the morning.
Don’t be silly, where else would I put them? In my bum?
Could you please put all removed jokes in a bag so I can show them at home?
Apologies they must be analysed at the lab before I can release them, I will send them on to you……
*considers fedex*
What if you don’t have a vagina to take them per?
You *REALLY* don’t want to know.
Allright, but if I catch any of your colleagues in the lab laughing at my jokes, there’ll be hell, or my name is not Beeker.
^^^ It isn’t.
Have you been hearing voices again?
Would you like to talk about his?
*Removes notepad and pen from back pocket*
*sits*
*motions chrexp to sit back on couch*
So tell me about your father..
*Hovers over couch*
*Rasp* Chrexp! *Rasp* I yam your fodder! *Rasp*
Cool, a volunteer. The canons are over there.
Hole in one……..I got nothin.
it’s a bum job, but someone has to do it
No need to be assinine about it
Yes, FailBlog got punk’d with this one.
Now, if his name was Yuji Rekshun, you’d better run for your life.
WOW, what an awful photoshop job… perspective is off (note the distance from the top left and top right of the sign to the top of the lettering – it’s too straight)… come on – this is a failed fail… pick a language and spell some isht correctly
Seriously, read the above comments before posting ignorance next time.
The “L” was removed from his name; it’s Dr. Seymour Blum. Look him up.
Let’s all go and look him up and see if we fit in that bumsized suite of his.
Maybe he’s a horticulturist.
Field of expertise: bums with fruits, vegetables or flowers growing out of them.
here’s a tulip *pfffft*
I think two lips are more to the front.
I forgot potatoes
*roots about*
What’s all this yammering about?
I have no idea swedey!
Sorry. I mistook you for a rutabaga.
No, that would be me.
Clean up in Suite 105, please
There does appear to be a lot of space between the letters in Bum.
More like, Photoshop fail! You can see the word pixels.
He found a job that suits his name
I have resurfaced!
*Looks at Fail*
I’m rusty,give me some time for this…
*thinks for a witty comment*
*Attaches swimmies to WG to help keep him on the surface while he thinks*
Thanks.
Oh I got it.
♪Always look at the bright side of life!♪
Even the rear gents!
Maybe you should fire your lazor one more time to get it started?
Maybe that’s what’s wrong…
let’s see, how did it go?
sheep de heep? No.
shap da hap? No.
oh, I got-
O o
/¯¯/_o___o___o___o____o__
\__\¯¯o¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯¯¯o
SHOOPDAWHOOP!
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZOR!!!!
Bubbliest!
Now if only the Moomin were here.
With a name like that you basically only have two career options: gastroenterologist or pr0n actor
Not proctology?
What about king of the road?
Okay, 3 options.
(king of the road is an honorific which must be earned with much sweat, toil, trouble and bar fights)
Thats no Fail… thats the Doctors WIN if I ever saw one!
For each FAIL there is an equal and opposite WIN.
Looks to me like it’s from a ’70’s porn movie… right before an “examination”.
Fail labeling fail! (fail x fail = win)
Don’t care what his name is as long as he doesn’t suffer from poor depth perception.
Photoshop Fail and Failblog Fail.
At least he is in the right field of work.
saw it before- a fake.
I saw a guy whose last name was Assplan. Boy did this doctor have a plan for my ass. This is actually a true post.
Can anyone explain the joke to me ? I’m not american or english.
I think there is some wordplay like “See more bum”, but I don’t find that funny…
A colonoscopy is where they look inside your colon. So he sees people’s bums/behinds/butts everyday. It really isn’t that funny unless you’re 7 years old.
epic win DOT
i would have to say “oddly specific.”
haha well my cousin is in school to be an anesthesiologist, and his last name is Goodnight
AWSOME! I am the 1234th person to rate this.
Has anyone mentioned that the name is shopped and ‘colonoscopie’ is spelt wrong?
People have noticed. You have failed.
Besides, that’s French. Colonoscopie – French. Colonoscopy – English.
Weeee!WAIT!Whaaaat?
i live in a fairly small community, and there’s a urologist in town who has performed vasectomies on a lot of the men (weird what the ladies in this town talk about…)
the doctor’s name? richard “dick” chop.
i shit you not.
There is a real proctologist in Houston, TX named Dr. Butts. I’ll see if I can post it to Fail.
PHOTOSHOP fail.
…isnt colonoscopy misspelled in this?
I’ve searched online – there is no GE by the name “seymour baum.” This site is going down the drain – like a turd. Seriously, quit with the dumb ass staged fails. It’s ruining it and it’s corny as hell. Why don’t you “stage” a name fail by going to walmart and asking them to page “Dick Harry” or something. Hardy har har. This is a fail FAIL.
I’ve searched online – there is no GE by the name “seymour bum.” This site is going down the drain – like a turd. Seriously, quit with the dumb ass staged fails. It’s ruining it and it’s corny as hell. Why don’t you “stage” a name fail by going to walmart and asking them to page “Dick Harry” or something. Hardy har har. This is a fail FAIL.
This is a fail because colonoscopy isn’t spelled correctly? Or is it because of the non-existent immature name? The title of this fail fails, and even if it was changed, it would be a very minute fail.
Whooooo E is there instead of Y wowoowoow -_-
Photoshoped. This an old, old joke.
Photoshop Fail
This is photoshopped!
Dr. Seymour Blum is a close family friend of ours. his practice is Colonoscopie Cote Des Neiges in Montreal, Canada.
props to the person who thought of photoshopping it though, i never thought about it. He’s a great doctor and a great guy.
My dad’s Urologist’s name is Richard (aka Dick) Tapper.
Appropriate WIN! Definitely.
He is THE ASSMAN!
CHANGE?! Ya got CHANGE?! Aww come on, help a guy would ya, come on CHANGE.
Birth certificate or GTFO.
WIN!!!!!