Dentists don’t seem to understand children.
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Kiss me!
eww
No. Ahhhhh!
*opens mouth*
*sticks out tongue*
:p
staged? ;(
What’s the problem? Teeth are clean… clean teeth = clean mouth!
KILL me!!
Hold me!
*holds Marius*
Like this?
You too Gracie?
Thrill me!
♪’Cause this is thriller, thriller night!♪
*waits for ZA’s horde to do the Thriller dance*
Methinks they’d rather beat it, just beat it… ♪
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
She’s got a purdy mouff… want me play da banjo?
You convinced me. I checked it out. How did you get pictures of me nailing your mom?
You Dumbass. that wasn’t his mom, that was his grandma.
and she dead!
win!!!
**** me!
*screams*
*Chases with toothpick*
Eeeeeeep
*runs faster*
*jumps in with horrifing dentist mask*
Fucshi*
*jumps 2 foot in the air*
*punches measer*
*starts crying*
Sorry, I lash out when I am cornered…..did I hurt you?
*Bonds*
It’s not your fault K@. Blame the tooth fairy.
‘K….
She says I am good for business.
Query:
I am trying to remember the name of a short story about the tooth fairy. It explained its need for teeth to continually replace its own teeth which grew into fangs and made the tooth fairy a vampire. Does anyone know about this?
Graham Joyce’s “Tooth Fairy?” Seems to fit the description. Reading it now, hasn’t gotten to the vampire part, but the tooth fairy has pointed teeth.
I remember seeing that in “Fun Lies To Tell Small Children”…
You do any search on Google for vampires and it comes up with f*uckin’ Twilight. Will it ever go away?!?
Nope. It’s self-generating. Muahahahahaha!
Nope. I tried, though.
Carr, Carole. “The Tooth Fairy.” Omni 6, 12 (September 1984). Rpt. in The Sixth Omni Book of Science Fiction, ed. Ellen Datlow. New York: Zebra, 1989.
??
OMNI magazine! That’s it.
*Jumps for joy*
Thank you!
…awesome, I am so glad my Uni course has websearching as part of my curriculum!
Not Graham Joyce, then? It wouldn’t let me read the whole story online.
*pouts*
darkness falls?
Mother? Is that you?
Zoinks! Like, run Scoob!
Rut-roh!
Will you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Jinkies!
Okay gang, let’s split up and search for clues.
Look out! this villain is actualy dangerous, sane, the owner of an IQ over 70 and NOT something a retarded 4 year old might dream up! HA HES SHOOTING US AND HITTING!
She should see a dentist.
She should have seen one before she lost those teeth.
Soooooo, this is what the dentist wants her patients to aspire to? More work for her!
Is that Mickey Mouse in his naked bum crawling in her mouth ?
I think it’s MM behind someone else’s bum..
You had to really, really want to see that, czuhc.
Well, it kinda does look like mouse ears in the mask mouth.
It was the ‘naked bum’ part I had a problem with. As far as I’m concerned, MM doesn’t have any genitalia or other private parts…
I’m with you. Outside the “Love is…..” kids, cartoons have no business having genitalia.
We’ll need a cat scan to catch that mouse!
Is it safe?
That my friend, as a combination, is the key!
*runs*
Seems I’ve hit a nerve.
It is those darned roots again!
I think we’re just enameled with Marius.
I’ve got a filling this is going to be a good pun-run.
We should get a plaque for it.
I didn’t see that coming, to tell you the tooth.
Build a bridge and get over it.
Brace yourselves, we may need to retain our excitement.
Looks like we’re making a dentin it.
Though I may be a little sensitive about it!
Brush your fears aside, k@. We’re professionals here.
That is my flossophy too!
It’s our crowning achievement.
We shouldn’t cap it off.
You think we can pull a few more puns?
It shouldn’t be that hard to extract some more.
Keep it going peeps! You know the drill.
Incisor my head is a big cavity. I don’t know if I can come up with any more.
There must be molar than this.
Canine do some too?
When you find wisdom tooth is sure to follow.
*gets stethoscope*
Yes, it’s safe, it’s very safe, it’s so safe you wouldn’t believe it.
Is it safe?
*JAWS theme plays*
Would you like some clove oil Babe?
Oh, don’t worry. I’m not going into that cavity. That nerve’s already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I’ll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it’s safe.
MASK WIN
I say Win tbh
That’s Big-time Horrible?
Treat Burgers Honorably?
Tip Black Hippos?
Teeth Be Horrendous?
Think Before Huffing?
Tush Behind Hiney?
Too bad honey?
Time Before Humping?
This’ll Be Hilarious?
Tee Bee Heich?
Tinkle Behind Houses?
Tawny Beef Hoof?
Tickle Bees Happily?
Twinkies Before Hohos?
Totally Bogus Hogwarts?
Twirling Between Hooters?
Tor Bhe Hin?
That’s Ben Hur!
i guess that’ll be to be horny
With regards to “That’s Ben Hur” I often wondered if somebody multilingual played a joke here given that ‘ben’ in some languages means ‘son of’ and ‘Hur’ in german means… ahem ‘a lady of the night’.
Take bubba Home?
Try Baking Hops?
Titles Be Hanged!
T*tties Be Handled!
I’m disturbed now
As the kid in the chair will be for the rest of his life!
Muaahahaha
You weren’t before?
Who said I wasn’t? I’ve always been… wait, what?
Disturbed or disturbing??
Yes.
It’s quite stupefying, yes.
I don’t see any fail here
Never been to the dentist then huh!
…or the deep south!
Okay, that made no sense.
Sorry about the post.
# Every post is sacred
Every post is great
If a post is wasted
God gets quite irate #
*gives trickster tiny dentist mirror*
How ’bout now?
This is a win in my book.
*peers at title of Onion’s book*
How to Make Millions Making People Cry
I’m not sure that’s gonna sell itself, sweetie. You need a hook. Something people can identify with…
HOLY F*CKING SHIT!
I would be scared to death if I saw that staring in my face.
You and me both.
You forgot the !!!one111!!elebenty!!.
dentist win!
W I N
Looks like Roger Rabbit.
“Feeeeeeed me, Seymour (Bum)…”
*Snickers*
*Twix*
*Zagnut*
*Charleston Chew*
*Mars bar*
Bust-a-nut
more like a win to me!
I would lol if my dentist/hygienist wore one of those.
I think it’s supposed to be Spongebob’s mouth, but with her eyes looking like that…. (shudder!) Please, just get a plain white or pale blue mask next time.
Or just buy a spongebob and cover it in Chloroform…..please!
thaaaats what I was thinking
it must look like they killed spongebob to a kid ._.
WAY TO MAKE KIDS LIKE THE DENTIST mask making people
I would punch her in the face, if she approaches me.
nothing personal, just reflex
I knew some sh*t like that would happen if I went to visit the dentist. Can’t trust these evil son of a b******!
So, it’s been awhile since you’ve had a cleaning, then?
No misspelling…
that takes out the possibility of being a 7 year old
I have a friend in the industry that takes care of me. I don’t go to any random dentist, this pic speaks for itself.
I’m never touching nitrous oxide again!
*puts on scary mask disguise*
*sneaks into Scotty’s post*
*injects ‘touch’ with novacaine*
*slides ‘n’ between ‘u’ and ‘c’*
*sneaks out of post*
Phew! Thanks for not calling the Fail Blog poice on me!
That would definitely up the scare factor here.
Yeah, I have this ¡mage of the Dentist giving you the nitrous, waiting for it to take effect, and then calling in this Hygenist.
*waits to see Hollywood release this as the newest horror film*
*shudders*
I don’t trust anyone that chooses to peer into peoples mouths hour after hour, day after day. There’s something just wrong with those people. Not to mention I have a slight (don’t have to take Valium anymore) phobia of dentists. Just the offices are bad enough. If you threw one of those things into the mix, I might, mind you I said might, have a psychotic episode. *shudders again*
Hmmm…so many parodies…:
“The Green Smile”
“Plaque Wars”
“Abscess 13″
“The Empire Strikes Plaque”
“The Gums of Navarone”
“The Big Drill”
“DeCayin’ Mutiny”
*hides under bed*
I’m sure there is a great personality behind the mask.
If by personality you mean fangs, then yes.
I beliv beliv beliv thats all folks.
!!
and thats supposed to calm children?
That’d scare me from that angle and my kids are already grown…
that is NOT what you want to see bearing down on you at a dentist office
hygienist chair-side manner FAIL!
Honestly, I think my four-year-old would just laugh at this.
that scared the hell out of me!
How does one get hell in them to begin with? Does that hurt? Cause a lot of heartburn?
dentist win!!!
where’s the Fail?
What’s “epic” about it?
The lack of floss, that’s your loss.
Actually it’s funny
EPIC WIN? anyone?
That is a win, sir.
I would call this a win.
rofl, dentists should use stylemask.com
i like cheese
Nitrous oxide + that mask = years of therapy
What a bunch of pussies!
Everyone is frightened, scared for life, or swearing off nitrous!
To a child, that is a happy, friendly, Saturday morning cartoon face.
And the caption has got it all wrong! Someone understands kids very well.
You’re assuming the mask isn’t transparent, then?
Come on, that’s a win!
What would both the dentists and their patients say to the Tooth Fairy?
(Would they both say ‘sorry’ to her?)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
That’s going to give me nightmares. And to make it worse I think I just chipped a crown today.
That’s awesome! My daughter would never get through a cleaning for laughing too much. Me, too. Heck, enough Novocaine and a mask like that, we can call it a party!
Jim Carrey is doing another Mask movie?
So I guess this is punishment for getting tooth decay.
DAMMIT WHO DOES THIS DESIGNING ON THIS STUFF!!!!1!!! F*CK, MAN!!!1!!!!
Is that a Spongebob mouth?
I swear, every dental assistant in this town has that mask. maybe it makes me open wide lmao.
THAT IS SOO GOD DAMN SCARY!!!
I dunno, I would consider this one a win…
Where’s her eye protection?
glad she’s not my dentist…
I am pretty sure that *is* my dentist. I am definitely never going back there now!
My god, that’s creepy!! :O
I know what I’d do if I was the poor, unfortunate child in that chair: Run. Like Hell; after throwing that disgusting tasting retainer at them. Ugh, it tasted like plastic.
SPONGEBOB!!!
Wow, that’s scary. Reminds me of Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure with those freaky clowns…shudder…
this is a win. i wish my dentist used those.
its like they 100% enjoy their job
Thats a straight up win!!!!!!
Poor kid won’t sleep for days.
Dentists are scary to begin with, if you put on a mask like that, I’d run away and start panicking xD I’m pretty sure it’s not all real, but still, that’d be kind of creepy TToTT and her expression actually looks like she’s smiling under that O.o
this is spongebobs mouth.
Attack of the Goofys!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that’s creepy
She’s got a creepy mask, a creepy face, a mirror and she’s wearing rubber gloves.
Run. Now.
Hey, great mask!
Does anybody know, where it can be bought from?
Thanks!
…And people wonder why kids are so afraid of the dentist…
Wow that Mask Scared the Sh*t out of me….
Oh Wait it’s Spongebob’s Mouth
anyone knows where to get this special mask, luv it
Dentists are worse than jury duty.
So…the kid had a camera and took this picture? Staged!
HALP. DO NOT WANT.
If think that she is children doctor! ITS WIN!
Lol i can remember this one
D
It was some campaign by healthcare to improve dentist/child patient relations
uhhhhh………….
dats creepy
screams and runs out of dentist
Oh, that’s just scary.
OHMAHGAWDS ITS HORRYFYING. D: Spongebob and Justin Bieber combined as a….. a-a……. holy shyt….. its just too scary for words. OAO
Bugs Bunny? lol
She does have hot eyes… I would f*ck those eyes.