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Zidane!
Thwack!
LOOOL FAIL’D XD
That’s a no-no here, garry. If we wanted to go on YouBoob, we’d go on YouBoob. We’re here on FB for witty banter and comradery, and the only videos we want to see are Fail Videos. Don’t post it here again. kthanxbai.
You are allowed to post links to videos (sometimes it doesn’t work), and then we can decide for ourselves if we want to see them. Which for the most part, we don’t.
Let’s see if the blogmonster eats this post, too…
Good clarification, little birdie!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I don’t mind the links at all. It’s the spamming of our beautiful blog that I find quite offensive…
NO CLICKIE!!!!!
I haven’t put in a link to anything questionable… today.
I know. I’m just reinforcing my iron-clad policy.
*Monitors policy*
*walks behind Marius*
*monitors*
*takes notes*
*oversees note-taking*
*Gets in the circle line*
Why are you all pretending to be lizards??
*fleeswithaquickness*
*Tails*
*measures heat signature*
*Colors*
*Drops tail for diversion*
*Merrimacs policy*
*Checks Manhattan project*
*still proud to have once gotten an exception*
Okay, so it’s a tin-clad policy.
*squeeze!*
Blech.
*squeeze*
Eisen what you did there.
Alu me to thank you for getting the joke.
I Cu both and give you both a big *SQUEEEEZE*.
The Periodic Table is a silicon.
I don’t see how this is Ge to this discussion.
Au, it may be Boron thread, but you should still give it AsNork!
How about he posts whatever he wants, and you can kindly stop being egotistical? You don’t control anything here, no matter how much of a control freak you might be.
And no, saying *squeeze* over and over doesn’t count as witty banter.
So many questions, so little time.
He knew it was coming. meh.
Theres also a video of this mascot dancing in a very original way (:
Go figure where it is
Would it be some gameplay footage of SMB? Coz this mascot totally reminds me of Mario.
~ Yep, Mario had a globe for a head, wears a blue cap and wears a red t-shirt. These two must be long lost brothers! ~
*8 bit theme tune*
*jumps on BF*
Ya-hoo! It’sa me! Mario!
*gets squished*
*waddles after Mario*
Oh, and clickie for an…inseparable song.
It’s-a stuck in-a my head!
Sorry Mario, the princess is in another castle.
Merda.
I found the stupid princess (I hate the damsel in distress drama) – at the last level and that ugly big turtle is hard to beat.
Princess, schmincess. I’ll take the knight in shining armo(u)r.
Do you know how long it takes to undress a shining armour?
Hee! That’s Bowser. You’ll kill him and save the princess for all of 2 weeks before Bowser resurrects and steals her.
It’s been the base storyline of the Mario franchise for over 40 years now.
He comes back???
MERDA!!
MERDA!!
MERDA!!
MERDA!!
@ AE: No, but I’d like to find out.
Oh yeah. There’s about elebenty million remakes and sequels and prequels.
All with exactly the same storyline.
n-TH :p
t-TH :p
p-TH :p
s-TH :p
(I wanted to play, too.)
r-TH :p
q-TH :p
x-TH :p
z-TH :p
Okay. So what have we accomplished?
f-TH :p
j-TH :p
π-TH :p
(n+1)-RD
In YOUR opinion.
*anklesqueeze*
Leave my onion out of this!
How dare you make such radish accusations!
I carrot take it anymore.
*fleessqueeze*
What maize you say that? Wait, cabbage!
*runs after Moomin*
*fall to the ground, bonces back up*
Aiieeee! We’re all for the chop!
*makes stew with chop and vegetables*
Well, that’s no good. I’m a vegetarian.
I’m a proper dumpling at times.
Dead animals? Don’t let TOM herb that. He would bring up PETA and weed be discussing that until I’d have to step on his foot, giving Tomato-break.
Not to be parsnippity about things, but…there are such things as veggie stews, Moomin!
Ra ra ree!
Kick ‘em in the knee!
Ra ra rass!
Kick ‘em in the…other knee!
I love that cheer!
Bricka bracka firecracker sis boom bah! Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! RAH RAH RAH!
Hee hee! Does it fit with the video though? I totally had to guess.
Very close Ms B. You forgot to streak.
*gets camera ready*
I don’t do it on command. Sheesh!
*walks away as skirt falls down*
*click!*
Hooray!
With all the pollution, wars and poverty, the Earth was mad as hell, and wasn’t going to take it anymore.
♪ We’re not gonna take it anymore! ♪
It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
♪ Girl, don’t go away mad ♫
HEADSHOT!
*headref*
BOOYA!
KASHA!
PASTA!
FARIAN!
ORZO!
RISOTTO!
RIZZUTO!
RIGHETTI?
RINGUINI?
HEY ABBOTT!
RATATOUILLE!
ROOBY RACK?
MARCO!
TURDUCKEN!
HUNGER!
IT’S BACON!
You just had to use the “b” word, didn’t you???
*walks away sadly*
*squeezes Judy*
You’re doing great, honey! Keep it up!
I’m sorry Judy.
*Sends flowers*
*Sends chocolate*
*Sends firemens*
Huh?
Why the ix-nay on the acon-bay?
*steals the chocolates before Judy sees them*
*feeds them to her four-year-old so she won’t eat them either*
Remember, sweetie–bacon is your reward!!
You can do it,
You can do it,
Rah, rah, rah!!
*waves pom poms wildly and does a split-kick*
Ow….
*hobbles away to find the Icy-Hot*
Tsk, tsk Jon. Since when is vegetarianism a problem? Hmmmmmmm?????
*glares @ Jon*
*sits and waits*
I said **related** problem!
When you’re a vegetarian, Bacon is a problem.
BACONLUBE!
Wouldn’t that ruin the brains?
Or provide easier access to said brains.
What brains?
Well, … good point.
Read the news today since I didn’t hang out long enough to read it yesterday.
You doing ok?
Yeah, I’ve got all my Failpeeps to cheer me up! I got a very pi$$y sounding voice mail last night requesting I call back. I don’t think I’m going to do that. I’ll e-mail, I won’t set myself up to listen to an angry tirade.
Was the deal-breaker too personal to share here, Avis?
It was actually a number of small things that added up to I-can’t-deal-with-it-anymore. Let’s just say he has some growing up to do.
They just don’t mature as fast (or as well) as we do, that’s fer sher.
*ducks from all the male FPs*
*tells on LGB*
*sulks, has tantrum*
Who says we aren’t matchoor? Girls are smelly anyway!
*Peter Pans*
:p
*gooses*
Sorry I wasn’t there. Damn work has me hopping like crazy.
Best thing about phones is that you can hang up.
Sounds like a solid plan.
*squeeze!*
Agreed. You already know that you’ve done the best thing…sometimes it takes a while for them to know it, too.
*squeeze*
*squeezes all Failfriends*
As I said yesterday, you guys are great!
So are you, Little Birdie!
*squeeze!*
*ROFL!*
OK, By all means feel the *ROFL* instead.
As long as you’re laughing, our work is done.
Ask Dragon how long it took me to type that “word” correctly!
*snoffle*
What can I say? It’s kinda growing on me.
I’m likin’ the *snoffle*.
Which one, *ROFL*?
Due to excessive ROFLing, or just a spat of keyboard incompetence? (it happens to everyone! It’ once took me 20 minutes to type a coherent sentence!)
Yay! *snoffle* is taking off!
*birdysqueeze*
*joins the birdy-squeezing, but not too tightly*
You did the right thing, Avis.
*sqeezes back*
Thanks guys, but now it’s time for something completely different! Like, are we gonna get an afternoon fail today?
Can you see Mrs Johnstone of 53 King’s Walk?
No?
Mrs Johnstone, please stand up!
*BOOM!*
CLICKIE!!!
Dragon, you’ve seen this one and LIKED it, it is totally work safe and non-bleach inducing.
I suppose I should have also said, this is for all my Failfriends!
Sorry it didn’t work out, Avis. Just do what you have to do to be happy. *squeeze*
Avis, I wouldn’t give him the benefit of a reply. He left a beautiful, intelligent lady like you, and that’s his loss. You should let him realise that he’s probably made the biggest mistake.
I left him. He’s hurt and sad, but doesn’t know how to express that in any way other than anger. Also one of the reasons we aren’t together anymore.
I know it’s none of my business buuuut, sounds like someone is looking to lay it on you for some closure.
I’m sure he is, and he can type it out.
Shouldn’t the mascot for the Cavs be like, a knight or something?
That’s not any Cavs mascot that I’ve seen. The Cavs mascot, Moondog, is named after the guy who invented the term “rock ‘n roll”.
His behaviour does seem a touch cavalier …
Obviously a maverick mascot.
Now, you’ve bruined everything!
*stamps foot*
*folds arms*
*turns on heel*
*walks into ref*
Hey relax sis, he bucks tradition. A real trail blazer that one.
Now come out of that ref and stop possessing him.
Oh, bull. I wasn’t possessing him, I was pwning him. There’s a subtle difference. Besides, you know it’s better to be piston than pissed-off, and if you can’t take the heat, get out of the suns.
Wow, your mad as a hornet.
*Rockets*
Knicks-yay on the ornet-hay. This looks like it could get grizzlies. I’m sorry I spurred you on…
*tiptoes in*
*inserts an apostrophe & an e into “your” in the appropriate places*
*tiptoes back out*
*forgot to mention*
*uses Clippers to snip apart the word to make room for the inserts*
It’s magic, you know. Never believe, it’s not so.
I’m enraptored. You’re a wizard!
Make sure he doesn’t hit you with thunder. That would leave a grizzly scene.
I’m gonna watch you like a hawk.
What in blazers is going on here?
Blazer? Are you cold? Let me turn up the Heat.
Where did they Celtics to this game by the way… at a box office, online, both?
Justin time! The king of all puns is here!
I like the way you jazz-up the blog.
Utah-lk as if you have nothing to do with it
Just trying to keep up the pacers with you.
Well this is gNugget ugly if we try to use the remaining NBA teams, there’s only a few more left and they’re tricky!
Thanks for these Nuggets of wisdom, guys!
Dammit. Too slow.
Oh well…Laker or leave ‘er!
Sooner or laker, this’ll have to come to an end.
I love a big parade of puns!
*grabs trombone, gets in front*
Like true warriors we will continue to fight.
Yes, the Pistons are still pumping despite the lack of material..
Ahh I just reused another one! Nets face it, this one’s over
Over? I thought we could do another 76er so more.
You’re such a good sport, Justin.
And you, LGB, are an all-star : )
^ that smiley is so 90′s
Hey Justin, it’s great that you’re having fun and all and yeah, you blend right in but seriously: Get yourself an avatar.
AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! Arthur is possessed by SAM!!!!
…He even speaks that made-up language.
Dammit, where is BFF when I need someone to run around in a panic waving his arms over his head??
Tu ich nicht! Oh wait… damn. Exorcist! Call an exorcist!
Massive reply fail on me.
*facepalm*
I’ll call Trollbusters™ from THIS thread, theng-kew!
*calls the Trollbusters™ instead*
You seem to have missed about five reply buttons. Chapeau!
*giggles*
Note to self: Never Failblog while drunk.
*hic!*
PAH!
*hicsqueeze*
It happens to me all the time. If I start a reply and then decide not to hit “add comment”, invariably my next reply goes to where my previous attempt was started. Did that make sense or am I drunk too?
You’re drunk.
(No really. Had that too.)
And in my previous comment you can see my latest problem: I forget ‘t’s. Seriously, all the time. Just ‘t’s, no other letter. Strange, isn’t it?
Good!
*drunken squeeze*
*wishes she was drunk, too*
We’ll have to keep an eye on the occurrences to see if it is related to the previous letters typed or some other pattern.
Mostly I see my mistake in time. But it’s happening more often every day… should I be worried?
As long as you have a big enough dinner, missing t shouldn’t be too bad.
*anklesqueeze*
Wait, wait, wait. Arthur…you were missing a ‘t’ in your “previous comment”??
So you had meant to say, “Had that toot”?? Or perhaps, “Thad that too”?
Oooooh…you meant to say “NOT really”! HAH!! I think I need to drink more, because your “No really” made perfect sense to me.
*puts on mascot costume*
*sneaks up behind Moomin*
*SURPRISE-SQUEEZE!!*
*dances away*
I got drunk once. I found it to be a most unpleasant experience and had to get inebriated to deal with it.
8)
That is Globie from the Harlem Globetrotters.
Want to know what I thought about your last call ref….OWNED!
Isn’t that like… the globe trotters? Do the globetrotters still exist?
*whistles*
Two left feet, oh so neat.
Yup that is Globie. He is the Globe Trotters Mascot. That is what he is supposed to do. He also does a cool little dance
That’s Globey the Globetrotter’s mascot. I saw them on the USS EISENHOWER in the gulf.
Mascots fight for the USA? What are they doing; flying planes, driving tanks?
Global domination. Didn’t you watch the video AE?
Which one?
Yes.
I watched Ghostbusters on video once. Does that help?
I like that he stuck his tongue out at him.
Is that what it was? I thought it was an arm that didn’t agree with him.
It’s a Harlem Globetrotters game/show. I’ve seen the mascot do that before.
Well, that would make a lot more sense.
That is Globie..the mascot of the Harlem Globetrotters. I saw him do this at a show just last week. The ref knew it was coming…but it was still damn funny.
I sure hope more mental midgets show up to explain this to us.
Hope springs eternal.
I like the idea of turning it into a drinking game.
Hope floats Avis.
We all float down here…
Beep! Beep!
I think we’d all end up with alcohol poisoning if we tried that.
Eternal springs hope?
Springs eternal hope?
Wrong it you’re doing.
He totally had it coming to him
[Jafar] Patience, Iago, patience! Gazeem was obviously less than worthy. [/Jafar]
[iago] Yes, O Mighty Evil One [/iago]
Yo, Rugman! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.
We just keep running into each other, don’t we, street rat?
That’s Sultan vile betrayer to you!
[dory] Hey, look, balloons. It is a party. [/dory]
[Bruce] I never knew my father! *sob* [/Bruce]
[Nigel] Hop inside my mouth… if you want to live. [/Nigel]
[gurgle] Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place. [/gurgle]
[completely insane fish] MY BUBBLES!! [/completely insane fish]
[gulls]MINE! mine! MINE! Mine! mine! MINE![/gulls]
[Jacques]Oo, la mer! Bon! Voilà. He is clean. [/Jacques]
For the record, I have checked out Failbooking. It’s kind of like the Burn of the Week, but it’s every single post. Sure, it’s kinda funny, but it’s much more fun here!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
*hands Leila a ShamWow*
I am NOT cleaning that up!
Boooooooooooooze!!!!
How about this?
*gets a straw*
♪ Mascot Sally, now baby
Guess you better slow
Your Mascot down
You been runnin’ all over town, now
Oh, I guess I have to put your flat feet on the ground ♪
I don’t know how this relates but that’s the first thing that came to my mind after I watched the video.
Your mind had prior commitments?
It is why it’s never available when I need it.
If it wont help you with your failblog redding all you have to do is pickett.
“All right brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But let’s just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.” ~Homer Simpson
Isn’t that from a Harlem Globetrotters game?
(Pass me a drinkie, please!)
*throws back shot*
*gives one to Judy*
Is it time to drinkie already? May I have one or two or three?
May be see some I.D. first?
*flashes Judy Boo Boo’s ID*
Good?
Yeh, you’re good, but I seem to need another drink.
May be see some I.D. first?
*fleeswithaquickness*
RoFL!! I didn’t even catch it. Maybe it made sense to me because my English is already broken.
You broke your English? How? Why?
Do you have a fix?
*applies duct tape to Leila’s English*
*fills in cracks with Super Glue™*
*pumps adult beverage of choice directly into English*
How’s that?
Jonesing for one are you?
What’s Jonesing?
I think it’s the act of keeping up with someone.
*makes note*
I get it now.
Perhaps I spelled incorrectly.
Don’t let the Jonesing get you down.
Or it could be the act of craving something.
Or the results of ♪ Me and Mrs. Mrs. Jones ♪
And apparently I seem to be dropping entire words now.
*bukkits*
*slyly sneaks ‘be’ out and replaces with ‘we’*
Wow – that comment looks pretty stupid, sitting there all by itself.
Staff meeting … *very heavy sigh*
Hooray!
~Fun~
~I love everyone. It’s like my big corporate family.~
They go to meetings just to hear themselves talk.
Interesting. Anyway, what I was going to say *blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla…*
*smiles and nods*
It’s exactly what I do in these meetings.
*eyes glaze over*
*volunteers Gracie to several projects*
*smiles vacantly*
*drools a little*
*fits right in*
~I can’t see the use behind these saracasm tildes. We never use them~
I hate staff infections. So irritating.
And usually itchy.
You should switch to non-bio employers if you’re getting itches.
There’s medication for that…
… but no cure unfortunately.
*self medicates*
*grins drunkenly*
I see you know Dr. Smirnoff.
And his colleague Dr. Cuervo.
*hiccups*
And so what if I am?
The money could be on top of a kennel holding only female dogs.
aaaahahahhaha. this just saved my day
hahaha.
Roll for swiss success!
That is my comment at the end of the video….from several months ago!
Yup! Congrats on powering the fail!!!
*pops the champagne*
Haven’t seen you around much lately, little typing dude!
*makes with the confetti thowin’*
Yippee RMT!!!
*lends MS B the letter ‘r’ from the vault*
Whose vault is it?
Yes. It’s the powered by.
It’s considered quite an honour.
Woooo-Hoooo, RMT! Congrats!
*squeezes RMT*
Congrats!
*starts the bubble machine*
*leads parade on Yoshi, as huge floats of goombas, koopa troopers and bowsers follow*
*fireworks soar into the air*
*The Berlin Philharmonic plays the “Super Mario” theme tune*
*wheels in the chrome confetti cannon*
*loads it up*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
BOOOOOMMMM!!!
Congrats!
Way to go, Rank!
*applauds*
*Tips hat*
So where have you been hiding?
Congrats RMT!
*passes out lit sparklers*
Wow! Thank you, thank you! I feel so loved!!!
Congrats! Where ya been? I’m sure the Moomin missed you!
*squeezes*
You did appear!
That scene is actually scripted out. The mascot is from a national company that travels to random sporting events to perform. They’re called Zooperstars, you tube them.
You tube them? Doesn’t that make them walk funny?
I thought it was called porking…but then again, I could be wrong…
As long as it’s between consenting adults, who am I to question it?
*contented sigh*
Not a troll in sight. Isn’t it beautiful?
*sniff.sniff*
Please don’t jinx it!
*Hands LGB a ShamWow*
’tis a whole new world in here.
The PTB have definitely done something special to the blog, it’s almost entirely troll free for about a week.
I couldn’t really find a mascot-related phobia, but these are fun:
Pediophobia – fear of dolls.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia – fear of being touched.
*golf craps*
Try masklophobia. At least that’s what my friend Google said.
Ahhhh. Didn’t think of that one.
*squeezesherfavoritezombie*
Is there anything that doesn’t scare someone?
The very thought of that scare me.
Air? Who’s afraid of air? What kind of chicken plop would you have to be to be afraid of air?
*snoffle @ chicken plop*
♪Big planet Foo-Foo, hopping through the ball court, sneaking up on the Ref, and bopping him on the head.♪
This made me *snorkroffle* immoderately.
When I got back to my desk and watched the vid a second time, it popped into my head.
*gigglesnerk*
*just checked e-mail*
Vince has my e-mail addy?! 
I got an ad for Slap Chop Dicer.
ZOMG!!! Are you gonna buy some?
ROFL!
Considering the quality of the ShamWows, NO!
I have a regular chopper and it’s good for small quantities. I especially like using for chopping garlic since we pretty much put garlic in everything we eat.
I lust after a very specific and ridiculously expensive garlic press. We used to sell them at the gourmet kitchenware store I used to work in. It has umlauts in the name, and I can’t seem to get those to work here for me, but the name is Roesle (I think I spelled that right). I managed to sell something like ten of them. And when they cost $30+ a pop, that’s saying something!
I like garlic presses but you can only do one clove at a time. I usually grind a lot of them and put it in the freezer to keep it ‘fresh’.
What do you like about this particular press?
It’s really sturdy and well made. It’s also very easy to clean. It isn’t plastic, doesn’t have the brand name in BIG BRIGHT letters, and generally looks good.
I use garlic nearly every day, but only a clove or less at a time, so a press is a better idea for me than a chopper.
I had a garlic press that I had to replace. The bottom – where the garlic squeeze through literally fell out.
That not only wouldn’t happen with this one, I don’t think it could happen.
I have reached a point where I am willing to pay for things that are really nice. No more “I-need-one-but-I-don’t-want-to-spend-a-lot-so-I’ll-just-get-this-one” and end up replacing the dratted thing six times, by that time spending MORE than if I had bought the nice one in the first place.
My theory on pretty much everything I buy exactly. I would rather do without – which I do many times – than end up with something I have to replace over and over again.
I have to look into this garlic press.
I’m very fond of my Pampered Chef garlic press — it’s made of metal (so the part with the holes is sculpted right into the handle). It has a little plastic part with a flat side you can use to scrape the clingy bits of garlic off the press, a long sticky-out part you can use to take the skin out of the press (you don’t have to peel ahead of time, though I usually do), and little prongs that fit into the holes to make cleaning it quite easy.
Pampered Chef also has a nifty chopper much like the one Vince is currently trying to sell. I haven’t tried it on anything really hard, but it works like a dream on mushrooms — makes prepping for homemade Cream of Mushroom Soup very easy. Incidentally, my red tabby, Skimble, zooms to the kitchen whenever I get out that chopper — he knows that means mushrooms are apaw & they’re his favorite treat.
I was just gonna say that I LOVE my Pampered Chef garlic press! All one piece and EASY to clean.
That’s the chopper I have. It’s fun, and I can work out my agressions while I cook.
I have a Pampered Chef chopper that I love to bits. I got it mainly to do onions, because I never did master the art of cutting one without crying a river.
I got one of those “aligator” type onion choppers, only to have it crack the first time I used it. It can still be used, but I really should have gotten a better quality device.
“Aligator” types?
*ahem*
Alligator.
That’s how it’s described in a lot of the print ads and in the cooking magazines.
I think she was actually asking for clarification on what an “alligator” type chopper IS…’cuz I have no freakin’ clue, either.
Ah.
I had to google it.
*squeezes Dragon*
Yes, that’s exactly what I meant.
Is it an Ali-gator if someone from Turkey breeds with a crocodile?
I guess they think it looks vaguely like an alligators head. It’s flat at one end (where the hinges are) and rounded at the other. It has two interchangeable cutting grids. You open the thing up, put the cutting grid in, place your onion (or whatever) on top of the grid and close the thing. It takes quite a bit of effort to close it, too. It is a P.O.S.
Why would you chop turkey with an alligator to make bread?
*hic*
Because I can.
Good night!
*squeeze*
*goodnightgladyoucouldcomeandplaywithussqueeeeeze*
You can your turkey bread? Weird.
*squeeze*
I got a nice chopper for x-mis last year and it work great
Is it possible that the ref deserved it?
So…bored. Need…reply. Someone…REPLY.
*hears crickets*
*steps on crickets*
*wipes gunk off of shoes*
Thanks Avis. You saved my day… or rather afternoon.
I hate to tell you this… but I have to go take care of some laundry now. I’ll only be gone for a few minutes though.
You will be missed…
*snork*
*GASP*
Avis! You’re back!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
hee!
*listens to crickets*
*gets bored*
*puts on some AC/DC*
instantcrickets.com
What do you think?
I think the earth is having another bad day… damn global warming.
Perhaps earth needs to take a chill pill and just…chill.
Sigh…anything to save the penguins…
*plants chill pill in backyard and hopes thet it helps*
*replaces “e” in “thet” with an “a”
This is terribe, why did this make failblog? It’s a Harlem Globetrotters game. The mascot does this all the time. The ref knows it’s coming. He’s playing along. You can youtube a ton of other videos just like this. Failblog should research before posting.
This is terribe [sic]. Why did this person post this? A bunch of other people have already said everything in this post…there are a ton of other comments exactly like this on Failblog. Posters should research before posting.
This is termite?
Termites do invade from the ground up.
Is it terminal?
Only if you’re a termagant.
No.
THIS. IS. TERMITE!
*noms wood*
THERMITE???!!!
*dives underground*
*keeps tunneling down until he hears Chinese*
Or at least stay in their caves.
ARTHUR! ARTHUR! IT’S MGG!
*thinks it’s hysterical that that name is sticking*
*feels like she’s missing something*
What name?
*facepalm*
Nevermind. I figured it out.
*was missing her brain, apparently*
Something about minty green guys from outer space…we humo(u)r her.
Yep, cause 7 posts out of 300+ constitutes a ton. So, from now on, 2% = a ton.
I guess that makes you smarter than a ton of 5th graders.
WHINEBLOG… DOT ORG!!!
GRIPEBLOG… DOT ORG!!!
How many times do you have to read the same thing before it gets through that ton of brick wall?
42!
If you know there are 7 posts all stating the very same thing that you did, then you should know that WE ALREADY KNEW THAT!!!!!
Not to mention that “2% = a ton” failed as sarcasm.
~Not at all!~
The fail is not in the reading, but in the comprehension.
*throws back shot*
*catches shot*
*drinks*
*holds up cards that say 9.7*
Exactly. That ref is as real as pro wrestling refs.
I think I will post a video of Chevy Chase doing a fall on Saturday Night Live and call it ‘TV Star Fail’. That should meet the recent standards on failblog.org.
Feel free to go to the vote page and vote for the ones you think should make the front page.
I do, every day.
Why are you complaining here? There is a Contact Us link below. Perhaps you should send FB an email.
Because it is the people here that are responsible for promoting this to the front page.
How can you be so sure?
Singular, please. It’s MY fault.
Oh hell…you beat me to it. I was going to blame you anyway.
You just said it! Does that mean I can be blamed again?
WOOHOO! That’s unLAME! We can blame again!
It’s all your fault we couldn’t blame people in the first place :p
WOOHOOOO!!!
That means I can FLAME again!!!
*goes to find someone to *FOOOOOOM!!*
*runs for cover*
*gently floofs Ms B’s lovely, lovely hair*
I am not impressed.
Just send in your picture, that’ll be enough.
*stifles LOL*
*sets LOL free*
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Thanks GS. I needed that.
Glad to be of service!
*SQUEEEEEZEY!*
Hmmmm…. let’s try this again…
not a fail. Just entertainment. I see two Harlem Globetrotters in the back.
*not a WIN. lmao wow.
Every NBA player’s dream. How sad that only the mascot can fulfill it.
Yes, that was a Harlem Globetrotters game. It was around Christmas, and being from Cleveland I went to it.
Neither fail nor win.
Failblog is getting boring.
This win is really a fail.
In case anyone didn’t know, that’s Globie from the Harlem Globetrotters. You can see more video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
This is the Harlem Globetrotters, the the globe does that every show…
globie does this every globetrotter game.. fail post.. oh wait you nerds don’t know sports..
That mascot has the weight of the world on his shoulders….
This is the mascot is from the Harlem Globetrotters. They do this all of the time.
that mascot is a real prick!!
haha
what was that guy who got bumped doing anyway?