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Murphy’s Law?
Rule 34?
Safety?
Profit?
Did’s he die?
He did is not, but he escaped with minor injuries.
All failbloggers got a 5 hours boner that we could not relief…
i like how the guy in the blazer laughs,shows his sexuality
Lol, sickbitch.. Die in a hole pl0x, or i will eatz yur brainz and give u a cheezeburger!
Dude.. I did your mom last night, and she liked it… Have anice day
Oh, and tell to your mom i will visit her again this night..
all gay failbloggers, that is.
Yes, We did! and that guy had a nice whang.
not really…
maybe you just have a small stick
are you an ancient greek statue?
that comment was meant for lunaticcringeradio FYI
Just for your information, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police has advised me to issue a public statement that someone has been going around the Internet pretending to be me. The person is using my full name, Tim Lingor and/or 2hotford along with a photograph of me on certain sites as his avatar. Please be advised that this person is an impostor and anything that he says should be ignored and/or deleted.
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Thank you
Tim Lingor
Cheeseburger?
Catch 22?
*Throws cards on ground*
52 Pick Up?
*throws 52 pick-up sticks on the ground*
Wanna play?
Five, six… That’s all I can get?
BAH! *Storms out of room*
Wait! Come back!
Qwaz probably already had some. See the storming action. That’s Espresso!
Measure twice, cut once?
Ouchies!
To circumcise or not to circumcise, that is the question…
Cut off even in the blossoms of his sin, unhosel’d . . .
O, horrible! O, horrible! Most horrible!
And the moral:
If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not!
In other words:
Change your tune!
*changes tune*
And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, to prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once!
Snip, snip… Hooray?
No no no. It’s snip, snip, dammit!
*gives thumbs up*
ROTFCOPTER!
No, seriously: ROTFLOLCOPTERS!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Hi_NCYNTM&feature=related[url]
TRANSLATION:
now what’s that? we better have to switch the channel instantly! what kind of a kinky program is that? and that’s WDR.. at this time of day!
WDR = Westdeutscher Rundfunk = Westgerman Broadcast
hihi
Hello there. Well met!
Hey mate
It is my first time flaming on Failblog 
*throws water on Jorgen*
You ok!?
*Stands by with fire extinguisher*
I think he was just smoldering before.
*races to scene in fire truck*
*unloads hoses and awaits orders*
I’ll have a ham on rye, hold the mayo, and a large diet anything, please.
I’ll take a grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water. Thanks!
*scribbles in notebook*
Ham on rye…hold mayo…grilled chi-
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!
*looks in notebook*
You didn’t get my large diet anything!
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
That’s not what I – Oh, never mind!
*grumbles and goes off to fix up LGB and Gracie’s food*
*eyes food*
That chicken isn’t grilled!
*flees*
*hands LGB a large diet cake*
Sorry I’m late, but the bakery had to make it from scratch!
What aisle do you find the scratch on? I need to make a dinner from scratch and I can’t seem to find it at the grocery store.
*hands Ms B a back scratcher*
That should give you all you need.
Thanks, DW!
omnomnomnom…
BTW: You weren’t anywhere near Jorgen297 this morning, were you?
*Takes picture*
*poses*
*flexes*
*Develops*
You’re a bit of a late bloomer, LGB.
*Film at 11:00*
*sets DVR for 11:00*
“Due to unforeseen circumstances, 11:00 has now been changed to 10:30.”
*checks film he recorded the next day*
Unforeseen Circumstances? Staring Steven Segal and Jennifer Lopez? What the hell?
I got a repeat of “Size Matters”.
XD this is so cool
*gives Jorgen a cookie*
Umm..
XD this is so cool!
*shares cookies with Scott*
We made ‘em last night! It’s almost impossible to tell a four-year-old that we can’t make cookies because Mom’s on a diet!
Happy to help you get rid of them then.
*noms a cookie*
SECOND !
Wrong again! Sucks to be you!
They measured the wrong thing!
Well, that’s the long and short of that!
You might have to think long and hard about what you just said.
These puns blow.
Thank God his hand was there, or I might have seen something naughty!
God’s hand was in the last fail.
And Jesus’ naughty, too.
What? I didn’t notice Maradona.
*goes to have another look*
I think you’re supposed to measure from the top.
Nope. In studies they always measure from the bottom. Which explains the bigger numbers.
But, oh well. circumference is more important, guys.
Horses are measures in hands.
And a horse is a horse, of course of course.
Unless it’s collapsed.
*sneaksawayunseen*
Poor horse!
Poor horse.
Hey you can’t park that animal over there!
It’s illegal!
Jinx!
Ms B, Ms B, Ms B!!!!
*skweeeeezies*
Ms B, Ms B, Ms B!
*sticks tongue out at LGB*
*runsawayfast*
Ms B! Ms B!! Ms B!!!
Hee hee! I have three rescuers!
*squeezes my peeps*
Oh dear!
Does that mean we have to Jinx each other?
I hope not!
[preemptive] Suzie Q! Suzie Q! Suzie Q!
Say g’night, Gracie! Say g’night, Gracie! Say g’night, Gracie!
Avis! Avis! Avis! [/preemptive]
*squeezes Ms B*
*MsBsqueezies*
*SKA-WEEZE!!!!!!!*
bleurghfelngeg
He just had to touch it
At first I thought that the fail was that he said that he was measuring the diagonal when he was measuring the width…
Well, the other guy (the penis grabber) corrected him and said “erstmal haben wir hier die Breite”.
hey guys lets watch gay TV, cuz thats what two dudes on the shopping channel would do. all dudes on the shopping channel are gay
You go do that, and keep up to the tradition of the McFAIL family.
Those ferrets of yours are truely epic.
is branded Grundig.. but probably made in PRC too…
but there’s at least one Grundig flat-screen TV model equipped with an VGA socket but without any PC Audio in socket .. Chinese Sweatshop engineers and workers made a stoopid fail… xD
WOOOOOO-HHHHHHOOOO JULES!!!
Woof woof!
Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Meow!
brown chicken brown cow?
How now brown chicken cow!
Moo-chick-chick-moo-moo!
*Gets snow shovel*
*Sets out tip hat*
*Runs away*
*bangs gavel*
And SOLD! to Jules for Twenty Dollars!
Congratulations, sir, that’s quite a bargain!
Judy!
SMURFETTE HAS SEX WITH GAVEL SHOCK HORROR!!!FULL STORY ON PAGE 3!!!
You did that too!?!?
LIES!!!!
My client wishes to express his sincerest apologies for these unfortunate circumstances which have been unfortunately misconstrued.
To clarify: the Smurfette was not involved in any sexual affairs. You see, my client is a voice actor and simply makes appropriate sound effects when hit.
When she banged Gavel this time, however she missed, and fell over on top of him, resulting in some misleading photographs.
We’d also like to state that Jules owes us $20 or we’re repossessing his Nerf Balls.
*golf craps*
That’ll fix ‘im.
*snorkroffles*
Say it, don’t Spay it.
I’ve never hugged a lawyer before!
*legalsqueezes*
*largebillsqueezes*
*Ishouldhaveknowngroan*
“Lawyers only read large cheques or John Grisham.” ~Jon Holmes
*rhymetime*
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Yay Jules!
*starts bubble machine*
He’s barking mad! YAY JULES!
I hope I get famous like that one day and get my comment at the end of a vid. or at least my penis shows up on a TV in a vid.
Your dreams will come true soon enough, my son.
*plays trumpets for Jules*
*hoists BG onto jeep*
*parades with “WELL DONE JULES!!!” banners everywhere*
*fireworks go off*
*blimp goes by with “CONGRATS JULES” emblazoned on its side*
*artillery salute*
*blimp goes down in fl@mes*
*crowds scream and run*
*leads formation of Starfleet ships in flyby of parade, with Enterprise in the lead*
*dodges fireworks*
*ships skywrite, “Congrats Jules!!”*
*teleports crowd safely away from burning blimp*
*hurriedly aims confetti cannon at Enterprise*
*neglects to check it this time*
*
safety**fires and dives underground*
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
Congrats Jules!
*flies through the air*
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
Figures the one day my computer goes on the fritz at work.
Haha, his hand is inferior
It’s all in the angles.
Oh, Aja, you’re such acutie!
Why, thanks Ms Bisectrix!
We’ll set you right in no time.
The chips were down and he played the hand he was given.
Yeah, what’s his deal, anyway?
He’s just a bit of a card.
It was definitly a hand full for him
A real joker.
Now that’s calling a spade a spade.
Ahhh, DW, Join the club.
You guys are all heart!
Let’s club him!
It was a diamond effort, Qwazzie.
Have a heart, Jon.
We both aced that one, Jon;!
That’s a fact, jack!
Aw, look…they’re all flushed with pride.
Let me get this straight, they couldn’t cover his naughty bets?
I’ll be Straight with you, that was a Queenly pun.
He was looking full house and stuck showing a pair.
I’ll never look at the flop the same way again.
*Cries a river*
Don’t touch it; you’ll go blind.
I’m trying to Fold a pun in here somewhere, but I don’t know Jack.
That’s what my ante always told me.
I think something was lost in the shuffle here.
He has fun playing with his brother and ante
And their kitty, too.
Talk about your Royal Flush!
You’re
FourOne of a Kind, buttacow.Thanks, Jon! You’re a Ten in my book!
You two are one cute pair
He’s the king of puns.
And exposed as queen of the damned.
And thus, the jack of all trades.
♪ She’s got the jack ♫
But he knows how to make cups out of ten.
He’s got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain’t one.
OMFG!!!hahahaha
that is german sell-tv!!!
No way! Who’da thunk it?!?
I thought it was Swahili!
No no…it’s just a made up language that Sam invented.
~That Sam sure is a genius!~
That was weak.
What a weak assessment of my weak replying skills.
Ms B > AA
Well, you do have an avatar, so I’m going to cut you some slack, as long as you bow down to my superior intellect.
*anticipatory giggles*
*waits, E.T. finger ready*
*>Jucy*
Well, german TV ist still a lot of fun.
Bitte than American TV, that’s for sure.
I sehe what you did there.
Dicht not! :p
Not yet, but soon, I hope.
Why you don’t watch porn at work.
It’s a growth industry BFF.
People can really rise in that field.
Strictly for the up and coming types.
Yes, the competition is quite stiff.
You just have to make sure you have the right equipment to satisfy
I hear they’re erecting a memorial to those who lost their way on that career track.
The firm policies set by the rigid management can be a bit off-putting, though.
Those who put in the work can still make it to the climax of their field.
They sometimes have inflated opinions of themselves, however.
And shortly after find they’re going down.
Especially if they graduated summa cum laude.
Some try to fluff their way through school.
But it is also good to have some protection incase of premature ejection from a job.
It’s a hands-on job. You need excellent Oral Communication Skills.
…otherwise, you’ll blow it.
a rock hard resume will help get you the job, otherwise you might get laid………off
With all that cream floating to the top, things can really come to a head.
The Training
Intercourse is quite long, so I hear.It’s a really penetrating matter.
Most days, if you really work hard, you may get off early.
The resulting productions can often spark off Mass Debating.
But, like most professions, there are a few jerks…
They Come and go with the Toss of a coin.
While some work hard others fail to put out.
With a stroke of luck, you might really come into your own.
If they’re worried about getting the job done, they can always pull out at the last minute.
If you’re caught playing around on the job, you might arouse suspicion that you’re not shooting for your goals.
Or maybe your just shooting blanks
But they always bone up, and push through.
Does anybody know what’s coming next?
They keep coming and going and going and coming…and always too soon!
As long as there’s coming and going going on, I try not to complain too much. There’s bound to be some satisfaction in there somewhere.
As a career, it has its ups and downs…
It attracts a lot of upstanding young men.
Double Fail!
“Was haben wir hier für eine Diagonale?”
He’s measuring the width instead.
Width is more important.
*agrees*
*also agrees*
*agrees to agree to such an agreeable agreement*
Wait, haven’t we been here before?
We’re an agreeable bunch, that’s all.
I agree wholeheartedly.
We all agree to agree, then?
Yes, the agreeing of the agreement has been agreed, in a unilateral agreement by the agreers.
*nods head emphatically*
I think we’re all agreed.
We agree to the agreement of agreeing agreers.
Oh good!
Wait… I still have yet to agree on our agreement of agreements.
Yes, sweetie. We come here almost every day.
*squeeze*
Did he die?
where are hanz and franz when you need them?
They’re pumping eachother…. oh, er, up.
Size matters.
*Sighs*
Doing my part.
*Gasps*
You gave me a start.
*Screech*
I got the cart.
*Throbs*
Right in the heart.
*squeels*
from the start
*Stops*
Before you break my heart
*Throws*
Need a good score from that dart.
*Noms*
What a sweet tart!
Nice wing back chairs.
*Pfffft*
You made me fart.
*cough*
Gas Chambers: this is the start.
*giggles*
Don’t have a cow man. ~Bart.
gigidy gigidy goo. Rule 34 Indeed
So… What was the measurement??
ps. That may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I was expecting porn or something but that shot and the way it just slides onto screen is perfect. So insanely random.
he nicely tapped onto it
The real fail is the horrendous price for this crappy China TV. Grundig went broke long ago and they sold the name. This is also the worst TV station, selling generally overprized crap.
~Don’t hold back, tell us how you really feel.~
You’re a cheerful chap, aren’t you?
:[
try
Seriously?
*pokes*
*Uses pre-paid poking card*
*looks in wallet*
Hey! What happened to my pre-paid poking card?
Didn’t say who pre-paid it
*Pokes 5E again, returns card, and flees*
*gives Qwaz a flee collar*
Dear LGB,
I.O.U elebenty free pokes.
-Jon
figures that Jules would power this fail.LOL
Beats Shamwow any day!
I don’t think that is what the ShamWow was made for…
But the commercial says it replaces paper towels…
Boy, there’s a lot of that going round today.
Poor Shamwow! What did it do to deserve a beating?
~What can’t it do, Scotty?
Why, this ShamWow is the only thing you’ll ever need!
And it’s completely FREE, for just $149.99 + S&H!~
How old is that clip? A tube 16:9 TV for €629, seriously? I paid for a 76 cm (30″) in 2004 €299 (Ok this one is 82 cm (32″) but 2″ difference do not justify that).
Thats not what she said…..
That’s because she knows that 2″ can make a big difference!
I don’t think the type of TV is what makes this clip funny. Just a hunch.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a… penis?
Where on earth would you find a pair of genitals that look like a bird and a plane?
I don’t think I wanna know.
Wisconsin……don’t know and don’t ask!
Wow, Wisconsin has it’s own variant on the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy?
Stop asking questions!
And here I always thought that the Wisconsin state motto was “Beer, Cheese, and Fireworks”.
It’s, “We witness our badgers.”
*contented sigh*
It’s the Fails like these that remind why I hang around here.
It’s so nice to see everyone’s wit at its razor-sharp best.
It can be a little hazardous to be around sharp objects like that, though.
*snorkroffle*
I think it sounds too much like you need a tissue. Or a ShamWow.
*snoffle*
I could do with a tissue. I’ve got a single tear of joy.
Psst… off topic… I think I might be getting an iPod touch!! My stepsister was given one for christmas, and she doesn’t really want it! So she suggested to her dad that I might want it! Woo-hoo!
It’s been a good Winter for generous relatives, no?
*iSqueeze*
It really really has!!
*squeeze*
Oh! You’ll love the IPod Touch! Apps as far as the eye can see!
All I really want is to access my music and participate on my favorite blogs. Really, that’s it.
Cutting edge humor, as it were.
That is shear genius!
Yes, Judy’s really carved-out a name for herself here on FB…
Yes, me with my E.T. finger, we make for good paring.
It’s a slice of pure heaven.
I think you’re just splitting hairs.
It looks like he REALLY digs the Grundig!!!!
Oh mein Gott.
no no – we didn’t mean measure *THAT* tube!
Penis much
Is once again reminded of the book from a few days ago.
FailBlog has been inundated penis lately…
Book, wrestling, 6 pack, and now this.
Only lately? Where have you been?
Seriously!! I think half of all the fails (cumulative) on this site are either phallic in nature or allude to all things phallic.
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
:[
:]
I prefer phallic fails over haterbait any day.
Exactly! Don’t rain on my penis parade!
*agrees*
And why not – since well before the Interwebz, a fail has commonly been described as a “c0ck up”, hasn’t it?
I suppose, I guess I only noticed when page 1 was flooded with Penis’.
Is that that the right spelling? Peni’? Penises?
Someone will correct me.
By the by Firefox thinks both Penis’ and Penises are correct.
FF probably thinks ” penis’ ” is correct because some people never add the possessive “s” after a terminal “s”, so it’s one of the options for a possessive form, but not for a plural. The standard English plural is “penises”. The (nominative and accusative) plural in Latin (where the word means either “tail” or “penis”), and sometimes in English, would be “penes”.
So, ummm… why did they have the Blue Phallic Network on to begin with?
The wanted to see the X-rated version of Avatar?
And I haven’t even started drinking!
*passes beer*
It’s Oktoberfest already?!
*checks calender*
IN JANUARY?!
Pleeeease. I got nothing to do with this stupid, crowded, loud and overall ridiculous event you just mentioned. That’s those northern Austrian folks, aka “Bavarians”.
And I like real beer. Right now I’m having a Pilsner Urquell, not Bavarian style beer flavoured water.
I have been noticing Oktoberfest isn’t getting the best reception from sensible people like you. Who exactly goes there? Drunks? Hooligans? Drunk hooligans?
Yes.
Yes.
Well I want to say that here in Texas, we have parties all the time. I live in a area that had large Spanish and German immigration in the early years. So we seem to have a reason to party every month.
Worse. Clicky.
And imägine while you watch that these folks are as far away from my home town as you can be in Germany. I guess folks in, let’s say, Middlesborough have a thing or two to say about London and vice versa? Same thing here.
Let’s just say the Londoners aren’t the most complimentative of people from Birmingham or…Cardiff.
*shiver*
But, I can understand. Apparently Bavarians are the most arrogant of the German people. Is this true?
No. As much as I wish something general could be said to mock all Bavarians, it is impossible. They just have completely different traditions, especially in rural areas. Oh, and the stereotype about people from Hamburg is – arrogance.
And that IS true. 
I thought it was sheepishness.
For the UK, the more North you go, the friendlier the folk are, and the warmer the atmosphere is. Unfortunately, they’re extremely hostile to Southerners. So, the Welsh and the Irish are the only “Brits” who they accept.
@Arthur: No it’s not. How can you say such a mean thing about me (yes, I AM from Hamburg
)?
What you call “Arrogance” is in reality “nordic aloofness”. And this – I have to admit – seems to be true. At least if you compare attitudes in Hamburg and Cologne for example. ^^
*whispers in abject horror*
Well, now that you’re 16 it’s about time that you learn about the dark horrors mankind is able to enjoy. Or Bavarians, at least.
Those are people?! Good lord, I’m never going to drink a drop!
Ah, memories of “ein Prosit” at rural weddings, followed by
Eins, zwei, saufen!
Las das Bier mal laufen!
All of that is nothing I could be blämed for.
I grew up in the country. There weren’t Oktoberfests, but we had weddings and anniversaries where it was sport to down as many beers in as short a time as possible. This was a necessity, because all parties ended at about midnight exactly.
*snickers*
Having worked in a couple of clubs and bars I find that funny. We had some parties which really started at 2 am (doors opened at midnight…).
I always wondered about that part in the movie. Wouldn’t that qualify as bestiality?
This is German TV! We’re seeing penis all the time on every channel.
Lucky for you!!!
LEILA!!!!! *squeeze!*
Where have you BEEN??
*squeeze* Just hanging around.
How are you?
Oh, I’ve been better. And I will be, eventually.
You okay, Avis?
My apoligies if this posts twice.
Are you okay, Avis?
The blush is so far off the rose, that rose has lost all it’s petals.
Rooster and I are no more.
Oh, yeah, and
*squeeeeeeeze!*
Thanks… *squeeeeeze*
Just read it now. Sorry to hear that.
*squeeze*
Thanks, it’s good to have such caring friends.
Avis, I may only be 16, and a little immature for this, but I hope you can soon get better, and one day find the right man.
*getwellsoonsqueezes*
BFF, this may come as a surprise, but I think you are considerably more mature than he is.
And thank you, he’s out there somewhere. I’ll find him. Poor thing.
I’m not sure if do this.
*squeeze* avis
I hold it true, whate’er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
‘Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson’s poem In Memoriam:27
Sorry to hear that Avis. It’s his loss.
*squeeze*
It was actually my decision, not that that makes things any easier.
But thanks guys.
*squeeze*
*sympathy squeezes*
I know just how you feel. Hopefully it’ll get better very soon.
Didn’t expect that. Hope you feel better soon.
*plentymorefishsqueeze*
But who wants to date a fish?
I do, if she’s fluffy.
Awww! I had no idea!
I meant I would date a fish if I could. It’s not as if we’re actually dating.
I really do wish the Blogmonster would stop nomming my posts!
Avis, are you all right?
sheesh!
*sighs wistfully*
*TACKLESQUEEZE!*
I was just starting to wonder where you’d gotten to.
Hmmm… pretty quiet just now. Everyone must be getting ready to see if there is an afternoon fail! Vying for that coveted position.
I am primed and ready, just like the guy on the TV.
*covets that position*
No…that one.
I don’t think anybody’s that flexible, Ms B!
I bet that wrestler is!
*looks over shoulder*
That one?
What if you bent it this way?
*shows GS a pic*
I’d be sore in the morning, but it’d be worth it!
Not me. Stoopid internet exploder keeps encountering a problem and needs to shut down! It only does that on Failblog, too. Razzaflabbin internet exploder! At least I get the joy of sending a report to Microsquish every time it happens.
Are they of increasing anger and obscenity?
Mine usually are, which is why I try to avoid Microsoft programs wherever I can.
Sometimes you’ve just gotta use what the IT
jerksmoronspeople insist on using.If they would just let me, I’d download Firefox in a heartbeat!
*pouts*
How long do you think it would take to download that?
It’s one Lance Armstrong Heartbeat (LaHb)
roughly equivalent to 10-15 minutes.
This could take a while!
Depends on how many problems Exploder encounters while I’m downloading its replacement.
Which version of Exploder are you running?
The newer versions, 7 and 8 (is there a 9?) are pretty temperamental, and storm off if you start looking at fun stuff on the internet instead of TPS reports and Stock levels.
Some governmental whatever department here warned the public. Ve Germans zhould not use IE.
Eheheh. Sorry, that just reminded me of my old German teacher.
She was German, and always reminded us to conjugate our “werbs” properly.
I had to study Americanistics at the university for a full year until someone told me that the German w/v problem is perceived to be typical German accent. Before that I thought it’s mainly our th-problem…
I’m running version 7. We were told not to update to 8. It’s not bad, though, it only freezes up when I refresh the page. Or comment. Or click a link. Or try to navigate anywhere. Or basically try to do anything at all.
*bangs head on desk in frustration*
IE’s not the problem. Adobe Flash is. i.e. it’s failblog videos that crash your browser. They crash mine too; I use Chrome. The Adobe Flash team must be have the lowest cumulative IQ of any team of programmers in the entire world.
Hmmm. Never considered that. What happens when there’s no video and it still freezes up? Whose fault is it then?
Flash is a pernicious, ubiquitous little bitch. Just because you don’t see video doesn’t mean Flash isn’t being summoned by the page from the depths of its segfault-ridden pit.
Being an IT for a small mom/pop computer shop, I recommend uninstalling any unneeded toolbars. Like google, yahoo, msn, bing, alot, ask, to name a few. Also make sure Java is upto date. I find these can cause alot but not all problems.
Critter has good advice there.
I’ve found blocking 3rd party cookies really helps as well.
Open Tools -> Internet Options -> Privacy, and click on the Advanced button.
Place a check in “Override automatic cookie handling”.
Uncheck “Always allow session cookies” then set “Third Party Cookies” to Block.
I don’t have any unneeded toolbars. They get on my nerves, and I usually only have one. Nerve, that is. I’ll check the java. Thanks for the tips, guys.
GS, the cookie thing seems to have helped, but I’ll know better tomorrow. Time to go home. G’night, all!
Ah, Microsoft-bashing. The cutest, quirkiest, most original of all anti-corporate artforms. From now on, all Microsoft bashers have small penises.
BTW, I don’t believe you try to avoid Microsoft programs wherever you can. I believe you SAY that in order to sound computer-credible. But to the people who you REALLY want to impress, you don’t.
Cheers.
Well, as long as it wasn’t in a jar…
*SNORK!!!*
*gives Avis a questioning look*
…ok
*squeezes no idea*
*SQUEEZE!*
Thought we scared you off with the -er- body parts in jars. Glad we didn’t.
Oh. Sorry. “Snork” isn’ a word that I’m acquainted with.
It’s sort of a FailBlog equivalent to “LOL”.
Hey, it’s minty green guy!
To clarify: I don’t hate you. I didn’t return your cookie squeeze on the Vampire FAIL because I was asleep.
*is not talking to Jon, because he never returned the cookie squeeze…not.even.now*
Actually, I did return said squeeze. At about 3am, Local time!
That’s dedication.
Oh. Well I kinda had to be asleep by that time…so…um…sorry.
*palms head in frustration*
Do you mean to say that you don’t *squeeze* in your sleep?
Got nothin’ to *squeeze*, at present.
Life’s confusing at the moment. I’m not really sure about what my priorities are. My brain and my heart seem to have every different ideas about what to do after my A levels.
Let your dong decide. Wait, that’s probably not a good idea.
Yeah, that has entirely different career ideas too, but I wasn’t going to mention that.
lol Die Schweine vom wdr ^^
Ummm, WOW. That really explains why the Germans were so angry durring WW2….so insecure…
come on…. ww2…
how old are you? 75?
Okay, I give up. Soon two almost identical comments with a funny, yet slightly embarrassing story will see the light of this blog. Maybe someone will still read them then.
This wouldn’t be the story about you being caught with your girlfriend outside, would it?
Hehehe! Nope, about a friend and myself renting and copying pron movies.
Laugh, dammit…I mean hooray!
My story is considered to be moderation-worthy for the fourth time. Two attempts already vanished. I give up.
You really must have pissed off the filter! I can’t help but wonder what the word was that tripped it in the first place.
Maybe it was a link. Even though I inserted several free spaces. Dunno. Say, isn’t the blog borked for you?
The blog is borked?
It isn’t? Ireplied to my moderated comments to bork it! Not even THAT works!
*pouts*
iReplied is a new app, in case you were wondering.
It looks borked down there to me!
Ummm…that came out wrong…
*snork*
*gigglesnork*
You did that on purpose?!?
Drunk blogging again AE?
Nah, AA, just two beers. I wanted RACHE!!!
How about…
*umarmen*
That’s always good!
*squeeze*
Oooh.
*is impressed*
But… but… we want to know the story.
*pouts*
But I’ll have my revenge! How do you like that, FB?
Take this! HARHARHAR!
Did you say l@me?
No, but I’ll do it now: THAT’S LÄÄÄÄME!!!!
That’s better!
Now we can really and truly say that it’s Arthur’s fault the blog is borked.
=]
That was certainly the last thing I expected
Is it just me or does it look like he just hits the stop button on the remote
No bonus fail? *cries*
I was really hoping for one too!
I love how his first instinct is to grab it!
He’s a wrestler.
We apologize for the delay, the blog has been borked. Please wait patiently until we have tranquilized the Blogmonster, with our Howitzers. Thank you.
Hey guys, I bet you didnt know this fact:
He was putting the ruler at the TV and said: “ok lets measure the diagonal” but that was not the diagonal he was intenting to measure …. DOUBLE FAIL!
Well the other guy (the penis grabber) corrected him and said: “Erstmal haben wir hier die Breite…”.
“Was haben wir denn da für eine Diagonale?”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
BRUNO!
i can’t read…
Oh yes, I bet he enjoyed that.
We heil, heil right in Der Fuehrer’s Face
He seemed all to happy to put his hand over it.
N24 –> news ‘n’ documentary channel win
talk about the soft sell/hard sell routine
ur so full of shit that u liked 2 have poopsex
ur hoaxbitch suc my giant peniz nd then i wilz rape u
U son of a bitch
actually that penis would not be considered big here in germany
Duuuude
Oh those Germans! What sports!
Germany. Where else ? ©
WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!
Grundig, made for you.
DAD!?!?!
500th!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand penis
i’m 12 years old and what is this?
Not a very nice fail a better fail is the number of failers that tried to zoom in
Hilarious German TV Ad Show.
(NEIN!!!)
Only on German tv could something like this happen!!!
This means i can no longer diss America – Damn it!!
the on right is hot
!!!
i just like the sexy ways of the germaners!
It’s a British puberty documentary. I can’t believe the Brits can get away w/ showing the close-ups of preteen boys’ penises like that… and semi-errect, too! Damn, those videographers have ALL the luck!!! ;-D