-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous Soccer Headline Fail | Killing Two Birds With One Sign Next »
» 141 Failures in Communication
Leave a Reply
Popular FAIL Videos
-
Recent Failures in Communications
Mick on Music FAILS: Everyone Knows Th… Mick on Music FAILS: Everyone Knows Th… nobodeenoes on Dating Fails: So Yea Gimme a D… Frank on WIN!: Glow Juggling WIN Mick on After 12: Partying WIN: Vanqui… Bob on Ugliest Tattoos: Revenge of th… WolfmanXX on Dating Fails: So Yea Gimme a D… Mick on Dating Fails: Stephen Colbert … Mick on Dating Fails: Stephen Colbert … artey86 on Dating Fails: So Yea Gimme a D… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
That’s modern education for you…
True for very large values of 4.
fail ?
That book doesn’t look very modern to me… nor the concept of education failure…
ROFL—doesnt that guy look a bit like George Bush?
He looks like the love child of George Bush and Danny Kaye.
I REMEMBER THIS BOOK! This is from a book by Robert Munsch. As A kid I even thought “Hey this isn’t right!”
Dammit! I got 0.02.
i got 42.
But that’s more than half.
but less than whole
Half the time I don’t know what you’re talking about and 9 times out of 10, I don’t understand you.
Just remember that 83.2% of a statistics are made up.
That’s a matter of opinion.
You caught me, it closer to 73.2%.
67.3% of made up statistics are true.
hahahahahahaha
made 32,7% of all true up are statistics
5 out of 4 kids have trouble with fractions
That’s OK. I got “snowman.”
If 4+3 = 8, that means that there is nothing certain in this world anymore. This means i could get actually get a gf! Take that, lonely days on failblog!
I’ll be your Granny Flaps
At least Kracht won’t need long arms. He can just lie by your feet.
I thought Granny wanted people to kneel before her.
He wouldn’t could he kiss Granny’s juicy lips if he’s kneeling.
depends which lips.
Nuh-uh. One set at either end of Granny’s speculum.
how many does that make?
I think a total of 4 lips.
I could count them if you wanted.
i would do it myself but they keep moving about!
See, you just need someone to help you keep track.
This little lippy went to market…
this little lippy stayed home…
this little lippy ate roast beef…
this little lippy had none…
what do you know about the roast beef????
I need to go wee wee all the way home
I heard it was hot and suculent, but that could just be a rumor.
….and salty, don’t forget salty.
and a good source of protein
it’s a bit over done most of the time
It needs a good stuffing to really bring out the flavour.
LOL! sick! sick! sick!!!
mind the gravy’s a bit lumpy
if the gravy is lumpy, then you are doing something wrong.
but a good whisking can smooth it out.
You may need to add more water.
bubble, bubble, toil and trouble…
fires burn and cauldren bubble…
this has been fun, but it is time for me to go. see you all tomorrow.
I feel nothing, fold it double
leaving so soon? I can never get them to hang around
It is because of your cavernous welcoming skills sweetie!
*squeeze*
*bigsqueeze!*
Hey, as long as he’s trying. *sarcasm*
MAKING OUR CHILDREN DUMB, 1 SUM AT A TIME
… he shouts from the rooftop.
LOL how could they even think it’s 8? It’s 43.
it’S over 9000!
My maths teacher once counted 3+2=7
Why You Shouldn’t Trust Beardless Danny Bonaduce As Your Math Teacher.
it’s seven eight’s 4+3= 7
7
-
8
That’s a fraction too complicated.
care to numerator the ways it’s too complicated?
*shrugs*
Just log it to experience!
hiya K@, how nice to see ya.
I just consider it a sine of the times.
Hey hun, you may need a cosiner for that…..and a guarantor!
Is it improper if I’m considered top heavy?
Lets not get off on a tangent here.
And its never improper to be top heavy.
But it is also not very co-efficient.
Now you’re being irrational.
maybe it’s just a variable of personality.
If the facts correlate….go with them, rational or not!
you just have to find the common denominator between the facts.
Subtract those elements which cannot exist, and whatever is left, however improbable is the truth.
Carry the two…
hmm…deep thoughts…That’s what I like about you, more than just a pretty face.
However, if you subtrat that which cannot exist, and you are left with nothing, does that mean that truth = nothing?
Divide the universe into it’s component atoms, and then show me one grain of truth, one ion of justice…
Within that first primordial atom was everything including truth, justice, andfairness, as well as their respective counterparts.
Prove it!
*has recurring nightmare*
For those who have faith, no proof is needed. For those without faith, no proof is enough.
although, I would have to see exactly how top heavy.
If you look carefully:
- the guy has ear rings
- he’s kind of breaking the finger of somebody
- plus he can’t calculate
I don’t think this guy is the teacher at all, call the police!
but he can make an 8 out of a 7
so he may be chuck norris
Dude, you mean that Chuck Norris wears earrings?
Woooooo if he evers gets aware of what you say…
I think this was intentional. Note that the teacher is bending the kids finger backward, probably for writing the wrong answer.
Damn public schools.
He’s distracted. The body on the end of that hand is giving him a blowy.
Granny, is that you?
teach meeeeeeee!!!!
I ran out of shiny red apples
Awwww. Clicky.
Wasn’t me. I’d never!
“Dipshit” was Cuddles thing. And I’m pretty sure that guy simply deserved it.
Wonder what he did?
Probably something indicated in the troll identification page!
If he would have read that page he might understand.
Probably something on these lines:
SIXTIETH!
you can’t count THAT as a finger!
nice to know granny.
that’s not a thumb and that’s not your bum
that’s called a fraction and it reads 4 PLUS 3 DIVIDED BY 8 >.>
duuuuuude
If you change + into · it becomes true (mod 4).
It’s just an opinion anyway.
4 out of every 3 agree
About the same amount of cat owners apparently feed their cats Whiskas?…….which is a lie!
my cat doesn’t like it much
You have a discerning puss?
the whiskers seem to get in the way and no amount of peanut butter seems to help
….try Jelly.
1 and 1 is 11
1-1 is H or rugby poles
they just don’t teach meth like they used to
That is chemistry though surely!
unless you’re dealing!
4.33 + 3.33 = 7.66
or rounded to the near whole number:
4+3=8
(QED)
I think it’s 4.375
He iz smarut, whoz neds skool, skool iz 4 domb ppl
Well, this is strange…
Well, he is a ginger.
4+3/8=?
Dont forget to insert “PROFIT” somewhere.
Anyone else see Willy Wonka? No? Just me?
Who knew Conan O’Brian was so bad at math?
Ever noticed that that guy looks like George Bush?
This looks like Rick Astely
Not only is he about to Ric Roll you
He is teaching you bad math
the fact that this got ON failblog is a fail
failblog fail – skip math much?
its not 4+3=8
this is just sad
It ain’t a fail. it stands 3+4:8, a answer has 2 lines.
3
+4
—- = 0, 875 the answer is behind the guy.
8
Hmm.
I (and everyone I know) was taught that a horizontal line between two numbers on adjacent rows, meant that the top number was to be divided by the bottom number.
So from what I can see, the sum reads “4+3 DIVIDE BY 8″.
Odd.
Way to go Abeka, way to go.
Hmm. Something doesn’t quite add up here. *is suspicious*
The person who uploaded this fails. I have this book (Get out of bed by robert munsch) and whats cut off is someone doing the math right. It’s a joke not a fail -.-
this is from one of robert munsch’s book xP
If 4+3=8
Then 7=8
It then follows that 0=1
That kid looks a bit like Alfred E. Neumann from the mad comics…which makes this joke kind of suitable.
Why is this wrong?
This is out of a Robert Munsch book, therefore, not a fail…
HOLY CRAP THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE THE ORIGIONAL WILLY WONKA!!!
No he looks like a young George W. Bush
What if its just 7/8? lol
it was drawn, you can see his hand through the chalk he is holding and the line is crooked.
The illustrators must have got the math wrong.
(Similar anecdote: red computer says 2+2=5 – not.)
GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!! >:O
thats 3+4 divided by 8
This has made my day
Does anybody notice the hand at the bottom?
It’s Amurrikan Logic! (Ignorance of the masses for political/money win!)
bahaha EPIC FAIL
Excellent web site. Lots of helpful information here. I am sending it to several buddies ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly, thanks to your sweat!