Turnstile Fail
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Gate in the middle of nowhere, Austria (1800 m)
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1st
2nd through the turnstile.
We already have 3 weiners in this board. Let’s see when the next loser pops up.
You paged?
The turnstile is actually Windows’ firewall!
it makes much more sense in winter
Somebody call for losers?
Indeed that is a fail. 2nd.
weeee this ride is the best!
good thing the line is short
nothing special
This is no fail
It’s for in the winter when you can ski there
Fine. It is a fail in the summer
you are all fail!!!
it is no fail at all, its made so that cows can’t pass, but hikers can. the fence is just missing, because the cows are only up there in summer. In this picture it’s autumn or early spring
ok, one says its for cows the other one says its for skiiers…
I say, its a fail!
It’s for skiing cows.
Cows on skis would be an udder failure.
Don’t you have leather snowshoes?
Raw hide and willow.
No snow here. In fact flowers are blooming.
Passenger pigeons are singing?
No pigeons. Dodos are in full throat though.
Whatever shall they do Thursday Next?
Read the Pickwick Papers, of course.
I read the Seattle Times myself.
I’m sticking with
NutsThe Financial Times.*runsawaywithaquickness*
Sounds rotten…
@DW I have great expectations for this thread.
Only for those who can’t Fforde the river, Dilly.
Too many bears?
For me, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, as I fly between Two Cities.
The Sale of Two…never mind.
Only that fourth bear was the problem.
Any night is a good night to Get Lost in a Good Book.
Drinking beer might be more pleasurable than drinking bear.
just sayin’
It’s for tipping cows.
I always tell them as they exit the slopes that the 3rd horse in the 7th race is a winner.
i guess the cows can pass without ptoblems and the hikers have to buy a ticket to go through it, it’s one of the main attractions in this amazing funpark
That’s what I thought at first, but it doesn’t look there is either a slope or a lift there…
It does look kinda fake.
It’s baffling?
William J. LePetomaine Thruway? Anybody got a dime?
Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes
Brother, can you spare a shitload?
Sure. Where is your cup?
Where are Hedley Lamarr’s baddies, especially Slim Pickens?
i thought this is a killer-robot. T-0,00002?
Hello there! I am QW-47. But you may call me by my locally designated name, “Qwaz”
Eeee! *I* can’t spell!
A robot that can’t spell? *eyes Qwaz suspiciously*
It’s 3-CPO… in disguise!
Do the monkey with me ! C’me on !
And where is the lift then ?
ROFL MAssive fail
For me, this sort of thing is always a win.
I love each and every purposeless entryway… gates with no fences; doorways standing by themselves on an otherwise empty lot, leading to… what?
An opening into a magic realm… another dimension… nowhere; whatever, I always want to walk through them and see what happens.
Yeah, ok, nothing will happen except that I will have walked through and possibly wasted a minute or so, but what the heck?
You and Dave Barry’s dogs!
(Clickie my nickie for the article.)
*roffle*
And Gnarls Barkley (clickie)
Spending a lot of time with Neil Gaiman?
Obviously the town of Wall has upgraded.
It’s a free hiking trail utilizing the honor system for payment.
It’s the Emperor’s new boundary wall. His architect, like his tailor, pursued profit with naked ambition.
Still would be a fail with snow around it.
Or, you know, ANYTHING besides a fence.
Even a circle?
Is it made of fire?
♫Ring of ice, ring of ice, ´round your♫ park?
Automated sheep counter to solve well known “falling asleep shepherd” problem otherwise associated with the task.
you win the thread.
Reminds me of Sam Sheepdog and the wolf punching their timecards for lunch breaks
Loved those cartoons.
me too
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSuhxFo76o
Oh,
, Wile E… I forgot about your video issues…I’ll act it out for you later.
I hesitate to say this, but I watched them in movie theaters as well as on black and white TV.
How was the orchestra at the talkies?
No orchestra as such. There was the mighty Wurlitzer organ. It played pianissimo for the sing alongs. Believe it or not there really were cartoons with songs and a bouncing ball over the lyrics.
That actually sounds really fun, I need a time machine
During the kids weekend matinee there were drawings to see who would win a bike or other prizes. Tickets $.25! *nostalgia starts to weigh heavily* Just realized that there is no cent symbol on my keyboard. *now truly depressed*
It’s ok, puppy! Think about how awesome the interwebs can be! And I read that milkmen are making a comeback…:)
They left? What did they do with the horses? Did the ice men use them?
The horses are out smoking a pack of cigarettes and buying a gallon of gas with their fifty cents. And the iceman, he cameth to…um…a party!
I thought that it was camels that smoked. $.50 a gallon is way over priced. Try $.15.
I have a road trip in my pocket right now.
You just can`t see the walls, they are made with the force
… and guarded by ninjas.
And Snuffleupagi.
You are all wrong. This is how Marcel Marceau got out of that invisible room.
If he’s out, why won’t he call me?!? *cries*
I didn’t want to tell you this, but…I saw him out with Zorb last week.
*pat pat pat*
I KNEW it! *hires private investigator*
You know those times when you answered the phone and only heard breathing…
It’s an asthmatic telemarketer.
Talking to strangers makes him nervous, then Boom! he’s wheezing down the phone.
Is he hiding in my bushes, too?
Please! Spare my blushes.
*harnesses coyote to sled* *mushes*
You let guys hide in your bush??
It is because of the warm winter we have her in the Alps at the moment.
In one night there are 30cm of snow, but sometimes it melts in half a day.
In flat skiing areas there are cable lifts which can be stored in huts when
not needed.
A commercial venture has ruined the Village of Wall.
I’m charged with guarding the portal to another world, and you’re asking me to just let you through!
Do you see another world out there? No, you see a field. Do you see anything non-human? No. And you know why? Because it’s a field!
The grass isn’t human. The trees are not human. The rocks are not human. Etc., etc., etc..
You have now had your daily dose of Smart Mouth.
Reminds me of Blazing Saddles somehow.
that was my first thought!! “Somebody’s gotta go back and get a $#itload of dimes!”
Ah yes, the William J. LePetomane (probably misspelled) turnpike. In the middle of the desert. Glad I’m not the only Mel Brooks fan on here.
And when the lift is in use they span cords to get the skiers in line.
23rd
universal fail
It’s a cow counter for your dreams when you can’t get the sheep to jump over the fences.
i think you fail trying to explain it
Ty for your explanation.
Fail on the person who thought this was a fail. Fail + Fail = Fail
no fail+fail= Double fail
but now it’s fail+fail+you=TRIple fail
I thought two fails made a win?
I would have been a bit worried if a queue was forming at that turnstile.
Agreed.
I’m not waiting 2 hours to ride “The Field”, I’ll just go queue for some other ride.
The latest attraction from the creators of “Lapland New Forest” (Google it for .uk sites)?
Think that one has more to do with the place that was built for no longer existing.
Though the thing that no longer exist was probably a sheep ride.
This looks shopped
This is actually a ski lift turnstile. If there was a ski lift behind the person who took the picture, then it would not count as a fail.
And the point of the turnstile is…?
Pay to get through – wouldn’t work, people are tightwads
Counting people – wouldn’t work, people are lazy
Any other turnstile function – wouldn’t work, why bother with a turnstile when you can just walk past it?
Don’t forget the ‘people are sheep’ factor. You could actually make some money here
Wut?
what isnt shown here is the landmines.
What landmi-
*huge fireball fills the sky*
Oh dear. I do hope the cloning device is still working …
I’m next!!!! = Easiest line wait EVER…
This is the turnstile to the “Hills Are Alive” set — Sound of Music is very commercialized in Austria, you know.
But then again, I’m just guessing.
For now, it looks to be standing edel
weiss.Sound of Music has been turned into a Horror movie? I suppose listening to Climb every Turnstile 1,000 times must be considered torture.
It’s a fairground. When an event is going on, they can setup the entrance around the turnstile. Otherwise, it’s just a park.
When the fair’s there, I suppose, “It’s got to be-e-e-e-e-e-e perfect, it’s got to be-e-e-e-e-e-e worth it.” Wouldn’t want to take second best.
OMG. Quick call the Police! Someone stole the amusement park!
*tries to insert the , that was dropped*
I’m not doing anything.
We are not amused.
It’s the lesser known sequel to The Phantom Tollbooth.
It leads to the Kingdom of Folly?
The Village of Minor Screw-ups. It is only a turnstile after all.
♫ Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties ♫
how much does it cost to go through?
‘snow telling.
What you cannt see is the Line o’ Landmines on either side of it
guessing someone stole the “turnstile enforced by mines” sign
I read this as “mimes” for a second. I prefer the landmines.
…
*waves hands around*
*happy dance*
*checks out octetris’ blog*
*hits on ocdtetris’ blog*
*safety*
*elopes with ocdtetris’ blog*
No blog for you now, sorry. We’re happily married in Bermuda.
eh? nesting fail.
Canadian nesting fail??
Bermuda is in Canada?
eh?
Spam troll is redundant and tiresome.
Naturally, your snarky remark would nest correctly.
All snarky remarks should be treated as equals! There should be a brotherhhod amongst snarky remarks!
♫Allons enfants de la Patrie, ♫
♫Le jour de gloire est arrivé ! ♫
♫Contre nous de la tyrannie, ♫
♫L’étendard sanglant est levé, ♫
♫Entendez-vous dans les campagnes♫
♫Mugir ces féroces soldats ?♫
♫Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras ♫
♫Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes ! ♫
♫Aux armes, citoyens, ♫
♫Formez vos bataillons, ♫
♫Marchons, marchons !♫
♫Qu’un sang impur♫
♫Abreuve nos sillons !♫
Liberté, égalité, fraternité, snark!
Have you your knitting needles?
I did, but knitting declared itself enemy of all and I had to hide them.
Knotty knotty knitting.
The Hunting of the Scarf.
Good Twill Hunting?
The Curse of the Black Pearl?
The Hunt for Thread October?
Cable News Network?
Excuse me, sir. I’m gonna have to see some ID.
*steps to one side and walks through*
Has anyone else seen the behind the scenes look at FAILblog video? Yes Dilly. I watched a video. It took just over an hour of dedicated computer time to load it.
*mind blown*
the rest of the building was eaten by a giant cheesecake
Lonely turnstile is lonely
So this is strawberry fields…… *I can tell by that girl with the kaleidoscope eyes*
*answers quite slowly*
No, I think you’ll find you’re at the station.
*Walks through field, comes upon turnstile*
*Becomes stranded on one side*
Oh, great. Anyone got a quarter?
People will never understand what art is..
you know, i’d probably go through that turnstile, the temptation would just be too great!
the cows are gonna be so pissed about this.
OK, so that is great for getting through to the other side, but how are you supposed to get back? The turnstyle only goes in one direction, duh!
It’s the turnstiles that make us hostile
Do rural fence-builders have a sense of stile?
Thank God! They finally are working on crowd control for the ‘Empty Field 4-D Experience’!
*answers quite slowly*
No, I think you’ll find you’e at the station.
Did anyone notice the path worn through the turnstile? Who’s passing through there?
the children on their way to Narnia
Isn’t this where they have Darkmoon Faire?
photoshop 4 sure! this sucks
“Ohhhh man. Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload o’ dimes!”
I’ll just have to open a market with it.
Heh I’m going around *Walks hard and hits something* Oh noooes there iz a force field! D:
Ninja Assasin is cheey in my opinion, the action sequence could have been much better `
I just put the link of your blog on my Facebook Wall. extremely nice weblog indeed.,’-”,