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first
is dat you on dat picture
ass
Wraslers are gay… Do you think this for real?
What’s a wrasler?
It’s code for spammer.
how young boys come out of the closet….tsk tsk
You can see his balls gross
Hope everyone has fun ejaculating homophobia. Can’t say I’m interested in sticking around for that.
Eeek! A non-stick Mouse!
Would that be a Teflon™ Mouse?
GMTA Avis!
I was gonna write “Teflon Mouse” but I wasn’t sure that anyone would get it.
If it has to do with cookware, I’m more than likely to get it.
I used a Teflon™ electric griddle to make pancakes and bacon this morning.
gay dudes are ewww
But wrasslin’ is for real men!
yeah real gay men
I think you mean hot?
It’s not gay unless balls are touching, so he’s halfway there.
THIS IS NOT REAL WRASSLING
How do you become a pro if you can touch the other guy’s crotch?
can’t*
you can’t spell you stupid jacka$$
SOUTHPARK
wasn’t Andy Dick just arrested for this same thing
Why? I’d say he saw his chance and he grabbed it.
2nd
is dat you on dat picture
ass
Notice olga’s previous comment.
notice the guy grabbin the other guys package
~No, where!?~
~I didn’t see that until you pointed it out! I thought this was just an ordinary picture on a factual, informative blog! Thanks!~
Actually, he was trying to get both hands over the open orifice, but the package got in the way.
Rather like the little dutch boy?
FIRST!!!
is dat you on dat picture?
ass
Notice olga’s previous comment.
notice the guy grabbin the other guys package
Nope, not at all!
Grabbing packages is part and parcel of wrestling.
Just call me angelo in the morning, larry… just grab my package and gently squee eeze, babeee. …
I got a rush from that joke. Now I’ll have to find the 45.
Male fraud!
Women with false beards?
♫somebody told me.
You had a boyfriend.
Who looks like a girlfriend.
That I had in February of last year♫
FIRST!
is dat you on dat picture?
ass
Notice olga’s previous comment.
Seems pretty typical for wrestling.
the other wrestler was driving him nuts!
and thought his comeback was kinda cornhole
He wrapped his hand around the dude’s macadamia nuts.
FIST!!!
oh crap…
is dat you on dat picture?
ass
is dat you on dat picture?
ass
Is that your ass in that picture?
looks kinda fruity…
ouch…and wrestling isnt gay? jk lol
*Stupid is, as stupid does*
the nut crusher move
The virginity vice grip
Notice, it looks likes he using his other hand to finger his opponent but. But I’m sure he’s straight.
Proof wrestling is gay.
By the by, it looks like that guy in the blue could use the book in the previous post.
Oh, you poor thing.
Frank and Beans.
You recognize those two guys?
From that angle?
In those clothes?
Wrestling fail or gay win?
gay kama sutra win for sure
Win imo.
He’s got ham in a head lock.
IPhone autocorrection fail. Him*
Seems right to me.
Sounds like a phony excuse to me.
I call foul on this one.
Do you think the guy’s a ringer?
How are you BFF?
Oh, I’m sure he’s pretty mobile.
I’m great, thanks! It’s still pretty chilly outside, so I’m staying in today doing some homework. How about you, Marius? Life rolling along well for you?
I’m not sure I like his tone.
Hanging in there like a loose button.
i call sow
Definitely a win for the guy at the top… ;o
Maybe that could be effective….
I believe the technical term for that move is a “Wang-Grab” with an attempted “Butt-pat.”
The judge from San Francisco gave it two **SNAPS** up. And then he invited the wrestler on the bottom back to his place for some “relaxation” in his “hot tub.”
I agree. Although a banned maneuver according to modern Greco-Roman rules, it was very popular during earlier Greased-Up-Two-Men tournaments.
That’s NumberWang (grab)!
And then one’s Wang-er-Num(b)?
Wang-chu. And that guy sure was singing.
Wang grab with an ass sphincter poke it looks like Sarge~
Translation (purely grammatical):
“It looks like a ‘Wang-Grab’ with an ‘Ass-Sphincter-Poke’, Sarge.”
♫Everybody Wang-chung tonight.♪
♫Everybody have fun tonight.♪
Yeah, that looks NOTHING like Sarge!
I dated a wrestler in high school… There actually IS a technical term for a ball-grab like that… although I don’t know whether this is the exact move. It’s called the “five on two.” I never really knew what to think when my boyfriend would tell me about trying moves like that out.
My take is that the guy in blue is about to execute the outlawed SBD move but the guy in red is turning his head sideways, holding his breath and pushing off in an effort to avoid the deadly fumes.
It’s the DO NOT WANT! whizzer counter.
Typically followed with the
sidestep.
“You’re a ball buster!”
This is why I would never wrestle, not to into grabbing another guy for fun.
It’s not a problem as long as you don’t look into his eyes.
He is fully enjoying it too!
Ya think?
“I swear, man, I’m falling head over heels for you…”
“In that case, let me grab your butt…”
Try not to flip out so much.
In unrelated news, the percentage of young gay high school students who sign up for wrestling went up a whopping 87 percent after seeing this photograph.
It’s obviously been photoshopped.
You have obviously been photoshopped.
looks like a win to me.
“Dude, you slept with my girlfriend?”
“Tonight I will!”
“We’ll see about that…”
Either that or it’s not a wrestling fail but a grope WIN.
Another proof of how gay this sport is.
Johny had little Frankie pinned for sure; then Frankie realized those were Johny’s balls in his face…
Ankle squeeze…you’re doin’ it wrong.
Looks like someone has Greco-Roman hands.
They both felt a little Iliad afterward.
They found it Homer-erotic?
If they did, I hope they use a Trojan.
Maybe they just horsed around.
Poor horse!
….Sorry. I didn’t mean to use such a Hectoring tone.
This sport’s just going to Helen a handbasket.
Oh no, to Helen a handbasket?
I’d much rather visit Paris.
Hey, Jon! How Odyssey you here on a Saturday!
I know, I usually stick to weekdays, but it’s cold out and I’m Illiad.
Ulysse me around more often, promise!
Perhaps they stuck with the oral tradition.
The absolute Acme of epic poetry.
Okay, who forgot to clean out the sink again??
*goes to get the Ajax*
Hera brought some scrubbing pads…
*gets to work with all dactyls*
My services are required?
Oh, wait…
Apollogies.
Atlas(t), AA. You could win an Olympus Gold Medal for that.
Steel wool, or golden fleece?
At the risk of des-troy-ing the pun run, can I just mention that “Jason and the Argonauts” is about to start on TCM? Men in short tunics, RRRRrrrwwwwwllll!
I watched part of that. Troy is on AMC tonight, too!
what a “dick” move
what a ”dick” move..
it isnt wrestling
Yp dats wack yo aint never too guyz touch eich others bits an shit dam if i knu dat wutz ma kid doin in skool uhn uhn son!
I think my grammar textbook just threw up a little.
Translation:
“Indeed, that is humo(u)rous. Two men should never have to handle each other’s genitalia as a result of sports going awry. If this was what happened my son while wrestling at school, I would advise him against it.”
I think.
You have a gibberish translator? You really do need to be here more often!!
It’s the Special ‘04 “Middle Class” edition. It makes even the least literate of people seem well-learned and eloquent.
You’re welcome to test it out.
I don’t think it would stand up to some of the gibberish I hear everyday in Chicago. The kids here could break that thing in less than five minutes.
Teehee. I’m sure the languages of “the ghetto” are bad enough to send most people in to fits.
Who said anything about the ghetto? I’m talking about upper-middle class teen-agers! There seems to have been a shift in the placement of emphasis in many words, and somehow, I missed the memo.
Weird.
Totally OT: My school worries me. More specifically, my overweight, middle aged French Teacher worries me. For our trip to France in February, he’s booked us into a Swimming Pool on one day with a strict “Speedos only” policy.
Oh dear!
On the up side, we get to visit WDW Paris. I’m a total rollercoaster nutcase and will spend all day on Space Mountain.
*shudders*
Rollercoasters.
*shudders again*
Give me the spinny rides any day!
I’m sensing a conflict of interests here.
I live 10 minutes from Thorpe Park, so I was practically raised on roller coasters.
Is your French teacher also a wrestling coach, by chance, Jon?
*snork*
No, he abhors exercise in any way, shape or form.
He’s a part time paedophile, though.
A multi-tasker is he?
I hear the pay isn’t that great, but the hours are very flexible.
{innuendo} The hours aren’t the only flexible thing! {/innuendo}
Seriously, if the police saw his classroom conduct, they’d definitely ask to search his hard drive, at least.
Hard drive? Yet more innuendo! What is this place coming to? We never have any of that about.
~Oh, never any innuendo around here! Perish the thought!~
*thought dies an ignoble death*
You do make me giggle, Coyote!
How’s things?
Oh, been better.
Want to talk about it?
I can’t really discuss it here or at my blog. Are you on Myspace? I can be found by my name here.
I’ve never Myspaced. If you wish DW can give you my email address.
Or she can give you mine, either way. Where is she anyway?
Missouri.
I know that! I was referring to tonight and her absence from the blog.
:p
Hopefully she is working on her book.
Oohh! That would be a good reason!
I still need to buy the others in the Penny Prophecy series.
I can’t find them. I’ll need to order them I suppose. I don’t trust ordering things.
Hey, it always gets to you eventually. After going through Ontario. And then Indianapolis. And then Paris. And then Memphis. And then Paris again.
Red Wrestler used Ball Grab! It was super effective!
ouch that must hurt hahaha
Shiny Red Wrestler Flinched!
That isn’t wrestling, that’s love…
That was a rather ballsy move!
Fail fail. Second base win!
I wonder if my boyfriend will let me do that to him.
Fall over him as he grabs your nutsack?
I let my boyfriend do that to me once… granted there was a trapeze and a large rubber fist involved…
…
(…that’s a joke by the way, it’s ok to laugh)
Cum cum now people, don’t be so hard on the guy at the bottom, he’s probably feeling a little stiff and hasn’t read the wrestling penal code.
Translation
“{Phallic Humour}, {more Phallic Humour}, {Yet more Phallic Humour}.
”
I’m pretty sure that wink should have been accompanied by another wink and a couple of nudges.
And then probably some firemen, knowing this place.
*could use about five firemen right about now*
Try burning some toast under your smoke detector, maybe?
Or if that fails, steal some off LCB, she has plenty, right? And I think she’s distracted by some Argonauts ^ that-a-way.
I had to disconnect my smoke detector due to it’s sensitivity. I have it still. It’s in one of my kitchen drawers, minus the battery.
And sadly, even if it went off, I wouldn’t get to see/meet any firemen, just some of the maintenance guys in my building.
Need a *squeeze*?
Yeah, I think I do.
*squeeze*
*squeeeeeze!*
T:roll:
Damn! Damn, Damn, Damn!
*grumbles*
Mmm nut crunch!!
Eh, I don’t think this is funny as I’m a wrestler and things like this happen all the time lol. What would you do in that position, I would find a way to keep his momentum going and come on top =/
That still sounds a bit dirty.
u want to go on top so u can anal him?
I’m used to witty responses here on failblog but for some reason I love your response.
I’d be more interested in coming in first than coming on top.
no. win.
Finish Him!
Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be Sub Zero!
He has ice powers. And grab proof crotch armour.
lol
That’s his finisher right there ^^ xD
It could be worse. There aren’t many good things to grab down there. There is also a legal move where the wrestler hooks the other wrestler by the butt hole.
that’s a dick move
better than balls in your face
we found your gay porn mr connors!
stop doing ie only pages.
the guy on the bottom is like “AHH NOT THE BAWLZ”
I would think the guy on top is the one saying that!
Nope. The guy on top is saying, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
You’re probably right.
That looks like a lump in blue’s suit there.
He’s just trying to help remove the potato.
That reminds me of a very bad joke I heard when I was about 15.
Well? We’re waiting.
A man asks a friend how to better his chances of picking up women at the beach. His friend tells him to put a potato down his speedo. They guy does and has no luck. In fact, he tells his friend, the women were actively avoiding him. He goes on to tell his friend that the potato idea was one of the worst, not to mention uncomfortable ideas he’d ever heard of. His friend then tells him that the potato was supposed to have gone in the front of the speedo.
What makes the joke creepy is not two days after hearing it, the across the hall neighbor in the apartment building asked to “borrow” a potato.
So the whole vicar reference thing has personal meaning for you. Did you keep an eye on the potato borrower?
Would you have? I tried to avoid the guy as much as possible!! Keep in mind, I was fifteen!!!
Potato skin humor.
*said with gloating smile* Spring has arrived in Lynnwood. The bulbs have sprouted to a couple of inches. the cherry trees have started to blossom and the heather is in full bloom. How is it there?
*lifts one eyebrow*
Well, it’s been warmer than normal, but they’re predicting snow tomorrow. And February has yet to hit. I expect another 60 days of frigid cold. Why do you ask?
A deep seated and somewhat evil need to gloat that Spring is early here. On the down side, we’re not overly far from the Winter Olympics sites and they are in a real pickle. They’re going to have to use artificial snow.
~Oh darn~
Looking out my window, I see that it has indeed warmed up enough for one of the booze cruisers to make a foray out onto the lake. Very odd weather for late January indeed. Ordinarily, it’s about 2 degrees here this time of year.
Last year we had a false early Spring too. Then a big ol’ snow storm hit and broke limbs off of the blossoming cherry trees. The sap had weakened the trees.
By the by I happen to like skiing and such. Until I ripped up my knee at age 13, it was the only sport that I approached average in.
I enjoyed field hockey as a young woman. The only sport I didn’t embarrass myself in.
I don’t know if this can be called a false spring yet, nothing’s budding. It has happened in years past, but not this year… yet.
That joke is great, but your telling is awful!
This fail should be put to music. *cues up some Tchaikovsky”
Suite!
Not sure blue welcomes those overtures.
Are you suggesting these fellows are actually part of a Russian ballet, Coyote?
“This is what we call the Hickory Nutcracker!”
About as FAIL as FAIL can get!!!
Im pretty turned on
Come on, it’s just boys having fun. What’s wrong with that?
“I said turn you F-ING head and COUGH!!!”
last.
I understand this picture is funny and all, but do you honestly think this is what wrestling is?
From when i played, i remember it as one of the hardest sports… (not meant to be a pun)
It uses every muscle in your body and requires determination…
sure it is )) the manuever called “ballsquish of pain” ; )
That is so painfully wrong.
Ouch!
As an amateur “sports entertainment” participant, I appreciate the hilarity and homo eroticism that comes through in pics like these.
I’m not saying there is, but there might be a pic of myself pinning another gal in roll up style pin where it appears I am putting my hand up her butt. That’s one way to win a match.
guess i stumbled into some gay porn site again…hate when that happens…
You’ve heard of the Tahitian Skeleton Pull? This is the Alaskan Ball Twister.
he grabed the rong balls
I like how homophobes can turn anything into a spectacle for their own disgust.
OH DAMN!!
SACKed!
Reminds me of South Park
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Kid on bottom is a horrible wrestler….. All he’s doing is pinning himself by doing that. Wrestling is a great sport and people who say its “gay” are just wimp to try it…
Maybe he likes being on the bottom?
The guy on the bottom is really “wrestling” down there
I hope he at least bought the other guy dinner before getting down to business… o_O
Its only gay if you make eye contact
ewww hope the dude in the red suit would wash his hand before meal
DQ! No HANDYS ALLOWED!
Attempted Goatse FAIL!!1!!11
wait, why is this a fail? u mean my coach isnt teaching me the right stuff?
That’s a definite WIN-WIN_WIN.
Failblog needs to bring in some fresh, non-homophobic editors and put the fuddy-duddys there now out to pasture.
O.o 2 places you never want to touch in wrestling AND at the same time?
whats sad is i wrestled for 6 years and unfortunately ive seen worse
technical foul
illegal uses of the hands.
grab bag
alot of u wish u could have grabbd my balls like that
Is that a young Danshoku Dino?
Grab life by the balls.
haaaaaah
D