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I have this problem all the time
the gays you pay are big? xD
kidding… maybe
Let the games begin!
Can i play???
So this is a book for people with inconsiderate / immature roommates?
As long as it’s only your kids then…
I wish I could make use of this book, but I guess not.
no joke i saw this book two days ago in an ABC shop
win
^^^^^ FAIL.
3 inches is not considered “huge” sir
nonono… he said 3 and a HALF inches…
maybe 3 inches thick is what he meant.
sounds more like a win to me
Bookstore clerk pick-up win?
ISBN? Come on!
ISBN: 978-1-59474-306-1
Its also available on Amazon.com
Funny, I thought this was more of a win.
People who submit to this site often don’t really understand what “Fail” means.
Like this time.
The fail here is actually more of a “Understanding the concept of parody fail” kind of thing.
But… isn’t that the poster’s “ot understanding hyperbole and parody” fail, and not the book’s fail? I’ve seen that book, and I thought it was pretty funny!
According to the picture on the cover, you can use it as part of a tripod to stand.
Carrying that much weight does cause you to be unbalanced.
It does help when you’re lugging around a large Canon.
♫ I’m Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um ♫
I have lost a leg in war. But nobody notices, and I recently won the local 5000m race. ^^
That’s not even a fail, I’ve seen that book in the humor section of my local bookstore. Maybe if the book got placed in a self-help section this would be a fail/win.
I suffer from this all the time
Ahhh, good ole 90′s music
Ah fabulous Butthole Surfers reference!
That’s King Missile, not Butthole Surfers.
bruce mccullen rocks
I need that book for my wife!
I have and, she some times dosn’t like.
learn to use it
Yes, but he’ll have a ton of one-night stands for starters.
I seriously can see where there’d be a demand for this book, though I can also see where it would sell WAY more than it’s target market would demand. Heck, it could be about Hindu economic policy for all anyone knows, but its a brilliant title.
WIN!!!
Yeah, in her nightstand drawer.
It’s a fair win
Jokes aside, this is a great resource and it has helped me greatly.
Change one word in the title to its slang equivalent and you’ve got the best selling relationship manual for women.
Or a rooster farming strategy guide.
Or a guide on how to live with a Whale Shark.
… Willy was an orca, not a whale shark…
Oddly enough, it looks like a pretty small book. I think the inside has one page and simply reads YOU WIN!
Being moderated and not getting feedback on what you did wrong sucks, since there is no way of knowing what not to write. Okay, so I’ll try a slightly different wording:
There is a big and well-known online bookstore which lets you peek inside to find out if what you’re saying is true. I was considering ordering the book, but then found out that it doesn’t seem to discuss the problem in a serious manner.
That’s because inside the book it’s just filled with pages that say ”This page was left intentionally blank” and it has a bunch of phone numbers.
picture was taken by kevin from AOTS
wow you are right. you can see the teleprompter and the set…interesting…so is this some stunt AOTS is pulling?
No, i dont think so. I am pretty sure that kevin bought it and had it on the show. It was from a while ago. Really funny though.
It was featured on ATOS as one of a couple of fake book covers that they were showing. The idea was to put one of the fake covers over the book you were reading so no one would be able to see what you are actually reading.
My personal expierence: day by day
I suspect a limited market for this.
In fact, this is humor and not a fail, but a win.
let me guess. chapter 1: go and have sex with as many women as possible.
the end.
Have you ever seen a Donkey Show?
Well… this one time in Tijuana.
I’m gonna say that it must be similar to having breasts so big they cause you back problems and you can’t find clothing/bras.. Be careful what you wish for, girls.
Yep! I’ve had that problem with a boyfriend before. There is definitely such a thing as irritatingly big. We ended up consulting a book to find positions that didn’t make me scream profanities for all the wrong reasons.
A couple of hints. Just like men, women come in all sizes, so pick one that matches you. And you don’t have to “fully insert it” for it to be fun or work.
i take picture of book. laaame.
You no speak much engrish? Or no use good grammar? Laaame…
Subtitle: “It’s harder than you think.”
You win the prize. Shame on all of you for not acknowledging this person who is obviously a genius of the greatest magnitude.
EPIC WIN! The book that every man wants to get as a gift.
Not a fail. There’s a reason this book is next to ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombie’ and ’1001 Adult Jokes’.
Obvious, obvious sarcasm, but not a fail.
How DARE you! “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” (note there is more than one zombie in the story, requiring plurality) is a classic tale dealing with issues of manners, upbringing, moral rightness, education, marriage and cannibalistic undead creatures in an aristocratic society of 19th century England.
I find your claim of obvious sarcasm to be wholly insulting and offensive.
*removes right hand*
*uses it to backhand Treize*
I challenge you to a duel. Pistols at dawn.
Can zombies fire guns?
The only time I have seen this was when I had Hunter: The Reckoning on my old GCN. It looked out of place.
That book actually was quite good. I rather liked i-AAaaagghhh!!
*dead*
This is a comedy book. I got it for my friend and gave it to him in front of his girlfriend.
The book deals with the problem of Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) and details ways to safely and effectively work out with your OMG.
OMG haha I love that
How is this a fail in any way? Idiots.
seriously, is everything on this site taken from reddit?
I bet you can win a 3-legged race easily.
I need this, I faint every time I get an erection
The guy who carries this around doesn’t need the book “How To Be a Lame, Arrogant Douche”, because he’s got it all covered already.
Really, are guys still so inane that they think this is a good thing to be seen carrying?
That’s hilarious – my wife bought me that book! It’s supposed to be funny, and is actually a hilarious read. That’s not a fail at all.
What retard sent this in? That book is a novelty item. People buy it as a joke.
Oh the humanity…..
I happen to have this book. It’s hilarious! Def. a win
Where can i get this book?
Hey, there is a such thing as too big.
When did this become a problem!?
Too many requirments to properly use this book…
I actually have this book, it’s hilarious!
This is a Win! Not a Fail!
IT’S OVER 9-oh who cares anymore. ._.
I’m buying this book now! Finally a solution for this problem, my legs aren’t long enough, if you know what I mean… And I do have long legs!
I seriously saw two guys like 18 yrld reading this in the bus a while back lol…
I got this book for my boyfriend as a joke… It’s a subject WIN in my opinion!
Just buy the book every Thursday at Barnes & Noble – pick out the cashier you want to get with and, viola!, INSTANT WEEKEND
Not a FAIL, it’s an Epic WIN!
Unless you’re a tiny weiner man.
SERIOUSLY…WHAT’S TO LEARN?
I wanna read that book. It’s an obvious joke book though. The fail is from the person who sent it into fail thinking it was a fail? Fail at understanding sarcasm?
Its a great title! What guy is gonna say he doesn’t need this book? Brilliant!
The guy who was born with the wrong piece.
I don’t need it. Good thing I am ridiculously rich. oh wait, I am not.
Good thing I am … dammit.
Even if this book is a joke, this is an actual problem for some men. My ex and I had a horrible time of it… he was too big for me to do oral, it hurt when we had intercourse, and he admitted to me that almost every girl he’s ever been with has been shocked and afraid of it. It’s really not something to laugh about
lol. Sorry I had to, just a little lol though.
Yeah, I think it’s the male equvilent to having breasts far too large one’s body. As much as this book is joke, it can be a serious problem.
LOL!
Sike nah I’ve seen guys that big before too. And hell yes it hurts. Don’t nobody want or need all of that!
Geez, it’s a wonder humans haven’t died out given how some people approach sex. (1) Get yourself a copy of the Kama Sutra. (2) Try different ones among the hundreds of positions (different angles, distances, leverages, speeds, etc.). (3) Stick with the ones that don’t hurt and are fun for both of you.
(1) Read it, know how to do most of it, nothing in that book is going to change the fact that it’s too big for the orifice it was trying to go in.
(2) You’ve obviously never had this problem.
(3) Thanks for so understanding and not condescending at all. Nothing says sensitivity like point form advice!
Written by the guru Pitka
we sell this at my work, only tools think its funny.
Uhh, can I have my book back now?
there’s no such thing as too much LOL
Photoshopped.
Actually no. Search for it on Amazon.
You don’t understand do you…
On this site, it has become customary to acuse the photo of being shopped. Its practically a law of nature.
If someone didn’t acuse a photo of being shopped, then…
THE UNIVERSE WOULD GO KA-BLOOIEY!
besides, you can see the pixels don’t match at all.
Notice that the book is longer than 6 inches?
As the wife of a man with this problem, there is such thing as too much of a good thing. I’ve never been with anyone else and I almost want to cheat on him with someone smaller to avoid the discomfort.
i just love that the co-author is a reverend!
Wait so you’re saying that there is actually a market, albeit (ironically) small, for.. loose women?
Wow there really is someone for everyone…
Troll the birth announcements for those 10+ lbs babies. The path is already trodden and Momma will need satisfying.
This book is a joke book, so how is this fail? If anything, it’s a Failblog Fail.
where can i buy it?
Amazon.
Ask a librarian to reserve you a copy.
for whom? Myke Hawke??
erm.. nope… Willie Stroker from Wankerville perhaps??
I’M BUYING THIS BOOK!
So the fail is a grammatical one?
the gift for the man who has everything
pretty sure i just watched the next viral vid in the making, what do you guys think
lol
I think it looks like he gives bad oral
10 minutes…of my life…I want them back!!!
must be for pedophile O_o
nope, not first. FAIL.
Why don’t I have this book?
Dey shud gif dis ta all ma bruvuths cause they all is packin dat wang yo! I mean fo reel evey black guy here nows wuty im talkin bout yo!
I think this isn’t a fail more people then you know find this to be a problem. Only some one with a tiny man hood would think this was funny.
I have that book. But I don’t suffer the symptoms of ‘OMG’ because I don’t have the ‘MG’.. But I don’t suffer from ‘OMFG’ either…
SHAMWOW YOULL BE SAYING WOW EVERYTIME
I want….to read…that book!
Mine takes two hands to lift.
Fail? I think that’s a win. I’m off to Amazon.com to secure a copy…
I have this book. It is very funny. The fail part of it was that I found it in the self-help section at JFK airport!
This book is very comical….. Definate Win.
Especially if you happen to be female.
Step one: Buy magnifying pants.
I mean it could be worse, it could be like, telescopic.
Or colonoscopic.
I can imagine that, can you?
This is not a fail by any means. forced memes come to this website to die.
This is in no way a fail. Epic win for some.
This book’s not to read. Just make sure the girl sees it on the first dinner at your home.
My husband has this devastating affliction… XP
Read before you post this crap. This book is intended as a joke. Do you know what a gag gift is? You guys are disappointing me. I expect much more from you damn it. What else is there to do in my stupid worthless job but real failblog and google incoherent stuff? DO YOUR WORK AND ENTERTAIN ME!
The strangest part? This book was co-authored by an ordained Catholic priest… Rev. Owen Thomas.
Haha i have this book, my grilfriend bought it for me for my birthday from spencers
The book is sold on amazon-and you can click to look inside the book.
Not exactly a niche market, right?
Actually gave that book to my boyfriend for xmas…
Ha ha! Yeah I found that too, but I went ahead and ordered it! xD
seriously, try to live with it.. NO FUN! :/
I wouldn’t say that I’m suffering…
Holy crap…Christopher!!
*SQUEEEEEEZE*
The blasted site keeps deleting me and saying that I’ve made duplicate comments! I shall try yet again. *takes calming breath*
Welcome back!
rofl
actually this is a win
i want this book!
Put the book near the cash register in a bookstore with a very hot girl working there. It will be a best seller from day one.
And every time a macho guy walks up with the book, she will give him a quick glance, make a confused face, and ask: “Do you want me to gift wrap it?”.
This is relevant to my interests.
This should be a win.