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I have this problem all the time
the gays you pay are big? xD
kidding… maybe
Let the games begin!
Can i play???
So this is a book for people with inconsiderate / immature roommates?
It’s a book for people like me… living in a life with a huge penis is very stressful… it get’s in the way of daily activities like looking at my feet and hugging my kids.
As long as it’s only your kids then…
I wish I could make use of this book, but I guess not.
no joke i saw this book two days ago in an ABC shop
win
^^^^^ FAIL.
3 inches is not considered “huge” sir
nonono… he said 3 and a HALF inches…
maybe 3 inches thick is what he meant.
sounds more like a win to me
Bookstore clerk pick-up win?
First Huge Penisss
I have the book, its not that helpful. There are all sorts of huge penis problems that it doesn’t address. But perhaps the author wasnt as huge as me.
Oh my god, I KNOW! The book just made me feel more a man, looking at tiny penises.
Not exactly a niche market, right?
nope, not first. FAIL.
ISBN? Come on!
ISBN: 978-1-59474-306-1
Its also available on Amazon.com
Funny, I thought this was more of a win.
People who submit to this site often don’t really understand what “Fail” means.
Like this time.
The fail here is actually more of a “Understanding the concept of parody fail” kind of thing.
But… isn’t that the poster’s “ot understanding hyperbole and parody” fail, and not the book’s fail? I’ve seen that book, and I thought it was pretty funny!
According to the picture on the cover, you can use it as part of a tripod to stand.
Carrying that much weight does cause you to be unbalanced.
It does help when you’re lugging around a large Canon.
♫ I’m Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um ♫
I have lost a leg in war. But nobody notices, and I recently won the local 5000m race. ^^
If you have a huge penis your nickname could be “Tripod” because of your 3rd leg… hence the picture on the cover
That’s not even a fail, I’ve seen that book in the humor section of my local bookstore. Maybe if the book got placed in a self-help section this would be a fail/win.
I suffer from this all the time
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don’t know.
Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
Ahhh, good ole 90’s music
Ah fabulous Butthole Surfers reference!
That’s King Missile, not Butthole Surfers.
I woke up this morning with a really bad hangover
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time –
it’s detachable….
bruce mccullen rocks
I need that book for my wife!
Your wife has a huge penis??
I have and, she some times dosn’t like.
learn to use it
Learn to know it really isn’t likeable sometimes when a guy has a too big penis.
If a penis is too big, it can be extremely painful to the girl. Therefore, having an enormous penis does not attract girls, but can instead scare them off.
Its not that so much as if a guy has that huge of a penis his chances of a blow job are about nothing.
Yes, but he’ll have a ton of one-night stands for starters.
I seriously can see where there’d be a demand for this book, though I can also see where it would sell WAY more than it’s target market would demand. Heck, it could be about Hindu economic policy for all anyone knows, but its a brilliant title.
i’m actually proud to say that my penis is normally sized and doesn’t spray testosterone every 5 seconds. too much is too much. i do feel sorry for guys with this problem tho. but i do find it effing hilarious
WIN!!!
Yeah, in her nightstand drawer.
It’s a fair win
Jokes aside, this is a great resource and it has helped me greatly.
Change one word in the title to its slang equivalent and you’ve got the best selling relationship manual for women.
Or a rooster farming strategy guide.
Or a guide on how to live with a Whale Shark.
… Willy was an orca, not a whale shark…
So, “How to Live with a Ginormous Penis”?
Oddly enough, it looks like a pretty small book. I think the inside has one page and simply reads YOU WIN!
Being moderated and not getting feedback on what you did wrong sucks, since there is no way of knowing what not to write. Okay, so I’ll try a slightly different wording:
There is a big and well-known online bookstore which lets you peek inside to find out if what you’re saying is true. I was considering ordering the book, but then found out that it doesn’t seem to discuss the problem in a serious manner.
That’s because inside the book it’s just filled with pages that say ”This page was left intentionally blank” and it has a bunch of phone numbers.
picture was taken by kevin from AOTS
wow you are right. you can see the teleprompter and the set…interesting…so is this some stunt AOTS is pulling?
No, i dont think so. I am pretty sure that kevin bought it and had it on the show. It was from a while ago. Really funny though.
It was featured on ATOS as one of a couple of fake book covers that they were showing. The idea was to put one of the fake covers over the book you were reading so no one would be able to see what you are actually reading.
My personal expierence: day by day
I suspect a limited market for this.
In fact, this is humor and not a fail, but a win.
let me guess. chapter 1: go and have sex with as many women as possible.
the end.
Your comment proves, that you don’t have a large penis. Because else you would know that most of the time, they first will be shocked, and then you just can’t insert it. No chance. It simply does not fit. And even if, you can never fully insert it, without injuring her.
Yeah, must be what everyone dreams about: Having a dick that is TOO large to have any proper sex. Yay.
Have you ever seen a Donkey Show?
Well… this one time in Tijuana.
I’m gonna say that it must be similar to having breasts so big they cause you back problems and you can’t find clothing/bras.. Be careful what you wish for, girls.
Yep! I’ve had that problem with a boyfriend before. There is definitely such a thing as irritatingly big. We ended up consulting a book to find positions that didn’t make me scream profanities for all the wrong reasons.
A couple of hints. Just like men, women come in all sizes, so pick one that matches you. And you don’t have to “fully insert it” for it to be fun or work.
i take picture of book. laaame.
You no speak much engrish? Or no use good grammar? Laaame…
Subtitle: “It’s harder than you think.”
You win the prize. Shame on all of you for not acknowledging this person who is obviously a genius of the greatest magnitude.
problem #2, over 9000 penises by oprah.
IT’S OVER 9-oh who cares anymore. ._.
EPIC WIN! The book that every man wants to get as a gift.
Not a fail. There’s a reason this book is next to ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombie’ and ‘1001 Adult Jokes’.
Obvious, obvious sarcasm, but not a fail.
How DARE you! “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” (note there is more than one zombie in the story, requiring plurality) is a classic tale dealing with issues of manners, upbringing, moral rightness, education, marriage and cannibalistic undead creatures in an aristocratic society of 19th century England.
I find your claim of obvious sarcasm to be wholly insulting and offensive.
*removes right hand*
*uses it to backhand Treize*
I challenge you to a duel. Pistols at dawn.
Can zombies fire guns?
The only time I have seen this was when I had Hunter: The Reckoning on my old GCN. It looked out of place.
That book actually was quite good. I rather liked i-AAaaagghhh!!
*dead*
This is a comedy book. I got it for my friend and gave it to him in front of his girlfriend.
The book deals with the problem of Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) and details ways to safely and effectively work out with your OMG.
OMG haha I love that
How is this a fail in any way? Idiots.
Have to say,
chapter 1: find 1 or more women with large vaginas
chapter 2: have as much sex with them as you can
chapter 3: enjoy life.
Wait so you’re saying that there is actually a market, albeit (ironically) small, for.. loose women?
Wow there really is someone for everyone…
Troll the birth announcements for those 10+ lbs babies. The path is already trodden and Momma will need satisfying.
seriously, is everything on this site taken from reddit?
I bet you can win a 3-legged race easily.
I need this, I faint every time I get an erection
The guy who carries this around doesn’t need the book “How To Be a Lame, Arrogant Douche”, because he’s got it all covered already.
Really, are guys still so inane that they think this is a good thing to be seen carrying?
That’s hilarious – my wife bought me that book! It’s supposed to be funny, and is actually a hilarious read. That’s not a fail at all.
What retard sent this in? That book is a novelty item. People buy it as a joke.
Oh the humanity…..
I happen to have this book. It’s hilarious! Def. a win
Where can i get this book?
Hey, there is a such thing as too big.
When did this become a problem!?
Too many requirments to properly use this book…
I actually have this book, it’s hilarious!
This is a Win! Not a Fail!
I’m buying this book now! Finally a solution for this problem, my legs aren’t long enough, if you know what I mean… And I do have long legs!
I seriously saw two guys like 18 yrld reading this in the bus a while back lol…
I got this book for my boyfriend as a joke… It’s a subject WIN in my opinion!
Just buy the book every Thursday at Barnes & Noble – pick out the cashier you want to get with and, viola!, INSTANT WEEKEND
Not a FAIL, it’s an Epic WIN!
Unless you’re a tiny weiner man.
Here’s 3 Huge Penis wisdoms:
*) If you’re too stupid to hold down a job, you can always fall back on starring in pornographic movies.
**) Don’t worry about your girlfriend leaving you, but do worry about what she will do if you try leaving her.
***) When a room full of soroity girls tells you to pull your pants down, you’ll have absolutely no issues doing so – and prepare for a long night of fun.
SERIOUSLY…WHAT’S TO LEARN?
I wanna read that book. It’s an obvious joke book though. The fail is from the person who sent it into fail thinking it was a fail? Fail at understanding sarcasm?
Its a great title! What guy is gonna say he doesn’t need this book? Brilliant!
The guy who was born with the wrong piece.
I don’t need it. Good thing I am ridiculously rich. oh wait, I am not.
Good thing I am … dammit.
Even if this book is a joke, this is an actual problem for some men. My ex and I had a horrible time of it… he was too big for me to do oral, it hurt when we had intercourse, and he admitted to me that almost every girl he’s ever been with has been shocked and afraid of it. It’s really not something to laugh about
lol. Sorry I had to, just a little lol though.
Yeah, I think it’s the male equvilent to having breasts far too large one’s body. As much as this book is joke, it can be a serious problem.
LOL!
Sike nah I’ve seen guys that big before too. And hell yes it hurts. Don’t nobody want or need all of that!
Geez, it’s a wonder humans haven’t died out given how some people approach sex. (1) Get yourself a copy of the Kama Sutra. (2) Try different ones among the hundreds of positions (different angles, distances, leverages, speeds, etc.). (3) Stick with the ones that don’t hurt and are fun for both of you.
(1) Read it, know how to do most of it, nothing in that book is going to change the fact that it’s too big for the orifice it was trying to go in.
(2) You’ve obviously never had this problem.
(3) Thanks for so understanding and not condescending at all. Nothing says sensitivity like point form advice!
Written by the guru Pitka
we sell this at my work, only tools think its funny.
you can get this book on amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061
Uhh, can I have my book back now?
there’s no such thing as too much LOL
Photoshopped.
Actually no. Search for it on Amazon.
You don’t understand do you…
On this site, it has become customary to acuse the photo of being shopped. Its practically a law of nature.
If someone didn’t acuse a photo of being shopped, then…
THE UNIVERSE WOULD GO KA-BLOOIEY!
besides, you can see the pixels don’t match at all.
Notice that the book is longer than 6 inches?
As the wife of a man with this problem, there is such thing as too much of a good thing. I’ve never been with anyone else and I almost want to cheat on him with someone smaller to avoid the discomfort.
i just love that the co-author is a reverend!
I read that book. It’s reeeely funny! The Author made up a disease that gives you a huge penis and he wrote it as a priest with the disease offering insightful information to those living with it. It’s abbreviation if called OMG for Oversized Male Genitalia. I recommend it to anyone who wishes to laugh their ass off.
This book is a joke book, so how is this fail? If anything, it’s a Failblog Fail.
where can i buy it?
Amazon.
Ask a librarian to reserve you a copy.
for whom? Myke Hawke??
erm.. nope… Willie Stroker from Wankerville perhaps??
I’M BUYING THIS BOOK!
So the fail is a grammatical one?
Unfortunately I need a book called “How to live with a microscopic penis”
Step one: Buy magnifying pants.
I mean it could be worse, it could be like, telescopic.
Or colonoscopic.
the gift for the man who has everything
pretty sure i just watched the next viral vid in the making, what do you guys think
lol
I think it looks like he gives bad oral
10 minutes…of my life…I want them back!!!
must be for pedophile O_o
Why don’t I have this book?
Magnum Error 404: Large Penis Not Found
Dey shud gif dis ta all ma bruvuths cause they all is packin dat wang yo! I mean fo reel evey black guy here nows wuty im talkin bout yo!
Fellow jamugins, I am writeing to endorse this book for it has help me in life very much. I to have a grotescly large penis. When I was born I was givin 2 ss# becuse my jimmy was so big and the doctor said we both looked like dick heads. groing up my mother always bought me 3 pairs of pants so that she could cut the legs of one pair to retrofit the other two for my large weinner. I have 4 children by 4 diffrent woman and in a horriable drunken night my penis killed 3 chicks. My penis was charged with man slaughter and did ten years in prison. I stood outside the cell for all 10. so if you to have an horriably large member that secrets juices in all directions without a care of who it hurts, you to need this tome.
rofl
i guess having a big penis can be very hard to live with
Especially if you happen to be female.
I think this isn’t a fail more people then you know find this to be a problem. Only some one with a tiny man hood would think this was funny.
I have that book. But I don’t suffer the symptoms of ‘OMG’ because I don’t have the ‘MG’.. But I don’t suffer from ‘OMFG’ either…
SHAMWOW YOULL BE SAYING WOW EVERYTIME
…
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin’ my way
http://www.paulandstorm.com/lyrics/enormous-penis/
I want….to read…that book!
Mine takes two hands to lift.
Fail? I think that’s a win. I’m off to Amazon.com to secure a copy…
I have this book. It is very funny. The fail part of it was that I found it in the self-help section at JFK airport!
This book is very comical….. Definate Win.
I have heard of a similar title to that: ‘Swedish Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me’ (from ‘Austin Powers’ 1)
I can imagine that, can you?
It really IS a problem for girls. Huge dicks hurt like crazy!! I had to leave my last bf cause he was just too big.
This is not a fail by any means. forced memes come to this website to die.
This is in no way a fail. Epic win for some.
I haven’t read the book, but I gather it’s supposed to be funny… I guess it’s labeled a Fail because of the idea that with male genitalia, bigger is always better, and the book makes fun of that.
That does not apply to real life, it’s just a fantasy thing.
You can certainly have problems with having too big a penis for someone for whom… it’s too big.
In fact, a whole chapter of the Kama Sutra is devoted to sizes and compatibility. It’s rather an _old_ problem.
So whatever uninformed people may think, one size does _not_ fit all.
There are also cardiovascular and other issues with big penises, if it’s a medical book, it’s not funny, if it’s funny, it’s probably not real, if it’s a Fail, it’s probably not for the reasons one _would_ think.
This book’s not to read. Just make sure the girl sees it on the first dinner at your home.
My husband has this devastating affliction… XP
Read before you post this crap. This book is intended as a joke. Do you know what a gag gift is? You guys are disappointing me. I expect much more from you damn it. What else is there to do in my stupid worthless job but real failblog and google incoherent stuff? DO YOUR WORK AND ENTERTAIN ME!
The strangest part? This book was co-authored by an ordained Catholic priest… Rev. Owen Thomas.
Well I imagine that it’s pretty difficult to molest Catholic school boys with a huge penis…
Those poor poor men with their huge penis’. What ever shal they do?
I will save my money and await the sequel: “How To Live With A Gargantuan Penis” instead.
Haha i have this book, my grilfriend bought it for me for my birthday from spencers
The book is sold on amazon-and you can click to look inside the book.
Actually gave that book to my boyfriend for xmas…
have you read the amazon preview, its hilarious i need to buy this book. not saying that its hilarious to have a huge penis but yah go look
http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061
the choose look inside
Ha ha! Yeah I found that too, but I went ahead and ordered it! xD
seriously, try to live with it.. NO FUN! :/
How is this funny?
The size of my penis ruined my life after I tried and failed to have sex with my girlfriend.
I stuck the condom packet in my pocket, and went to hang around with friends later, and I accidentally pulled it out instead of a 5 dollar note. They all immediately assumed I had lost my virginity and went and told everyone before I could stop them, and sooner or later word got around that we had sex (Which wasn’t true). Then, later on, after I broke up with her, she basically told me how that rumour had ruined her life and how she wanted to kill me, etc. This, and a combination of other things led to me literally wanting to commit suicide. My parents, seeing how depressed I was, suggested that I should go to a boarding school in brisbane, which is about 2000 kms away from where I live. About a month later, while I was still at my old school, everything got better, I made new friends, etc, and decided that I wanted to stay. It was too late though, because a ridiculous amount of money had been payed and I had to go.
And now I’m stuck in brisbane, in a school I don’t want to be in, away from all my friends, for the next 2 years. Just because I have a big penis.
Not cool.
I don’t think this has anything to do with biology. It’s really a guide on dealing with roommates who are giant dicks.
I wouldn’t say that I’m suffering…
Holy crap…Christopher!!
*SQUEEEEEEZE*
The blasted site keeps deleting me and saying that I’ve made duplicate comments! I shall try yet again. *takes calming breath*
Welcome back!
I know…Having a huge penis is a real trial.
actually this is a win
i want this book!
Put the book near the cash register in a bookstore with a very hot girl working there. It will be a best seller from day one.
And every time a macho guy walks up with the book, she will give him a quick glance, make a confused face, and ask: “Do you want me to gift wrap it?”.