Attention:
Please stop urinating on the door handle.
Thank you!
-Edens/Higginson Staff
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what the piss
Some guys have no control over the knob.
Doesn’t this make you wonder what’s inside, but at the same time make you not want to open the door?
I think it’s safe to say that Leila will not go near it.
*Sets up a stall next to the door*
Cheap gloves! Cheap gloves!
…What? Oh, sorry. I’ll sort that out for you sir.
*Adds a sign saying: ‘Please stop urinating on the gloves’*
*in* the gloves
yo yo yo wassup homies himmler in da house ya ya boi
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
Nothing about door knobs here, therefore this sign is an abomination.
Don’t be crass, use your a$$.
I believe the saying is “wipe your…” just not with the doorknob.
To open the door with?
They just can’t keep a handle on it!
They get themselves into quite the jamb.
I think the key is patience.
Not as some people apparently think
Door we go again
I think puberty hinges on it to be frank.
i think its time someone came out of the closet.
Could be Bi-fold.
Have a look at this, Jules.
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/01/22/dance-club-fail/#comment-762614
I’d better knob get into this debate..
That’s open to debate.
We can’t close the issue too soon.
Stop sliding around the issues.
Looks like an open and shut case to me.
Once you’ve identified the threshhold issues, it’s easy.
*plucks extra ‘h’ out of post*
*flicks on doorknob*
Eww. Not enough coffee for that
imamental picture.*boils vat of coffee the consistency and color of used motor oil*
*pours into large bathtub*
*
safety**falls into tub face down*
*soaks up coffee slowly*
thresholds are easy?
That depends on how you frame it
i am trying hard to revolve this issue.
Someone is going to be deep in Dutch.
I don’t think that’s the tissue
that doorknob is in desperate need of a kleen ex
shut up
That’ll make people want to use your bathroom.
“They’re still pissing on the door!”
FIRST!!!!
try again…
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
EPIC FAIL!!!!
I’m just glad that not all of the comments are in that big long chain above us.
Piss off!
No, piss is on…
Well, you know what they say — it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on…
They say that about jacking too.
It’s better to be high than low?
That works too.
I don’t know that I’d like to be either high OR low – jacked.
On or off?
*nods*
Yes. Adamently yes.
Doesn’t that depend on whether or not you have any support?
No, piss on it…
Wait it’s already been pissed on.
Talk about your rough time with potty training.
My rough time?
*looks around*
oh
LOL, my wife was driving around with our new puppy yesterday and decided to put him on her lap. He pissed her pants.
Same happened to me with a cat…so disgusting, and you can’t do anything about it until you’re back in the house too.
My Advice:
DO NOT WANT!
If you think about it it’s mostly water. In fact astronauts recently have been boiling urine to distill out the water to drink. Drink again. Redrink?
Of course there are some things you really don’t want to think about.
*flexing index finger*
Redrink! Redrink!
Yuk! Time to get drunk.
That’s different. Pee is pee until it’s heated, evapped, cooled and left to sit.
I have a dog just like that… so he is no longer allowed in the car or on my lap. He at least cannot reach the knob.
Look like the hit the sign instead.
No this sign looks pretty new. Don’t you know all signs on doors are originally printed in yellow? It is a very similar type of vandalism that makes them white.
eww!
i would have just walked through the door but that signs compels me to piss on it.
Doesn’t it just. All signs like that are just contradicting:
DO NOT ENTER! – Makes people wonder more what is inside.
WARNING! – Makes people walk over to see what the warning is for.
KILL YOUR SPEED! Don’t you just speed past those?
Have you ever got a package with THIS WAY UP ^ pointing up, arrive at you door?
Not to mention “School Zone, slow down!” signs…
“Beware of the Dog” I see this as a challenge.
Wow, I forgot to mention that one. We need M0AR!
There’s a famous one of those from Pompeii (clickie), though of course it says “CAVE CANEM” instead of “Beware of the dog”.
I like the ones that say “Nevermind the dog — beware of owner!”
‘No trespassing, violators will be shot and fined.’
‘No trespassing. Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.’
Trespassers will be prostituted.
Suvivors will be persecuted.
Kill ‘em dead, eh?
Children left unattended will be given a puppy.
Don’t forget the espresso…
No trespassing. Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again, (repeat x 98), survivors will be required to pay $1 million, and people who can’t pay will be bashed numerous times on the head with a really long marshmallow stick.
(I made up almost the whole thing.)
‘Employee’s only’ I always want to know what’s back there.
Dead employees.
They just had to get all snippity.
Why do they always kill the wrong ones. *sigh*
*sneaks a question mark over the period in last comment*
I don’t like it when girls begin to question their periods.
Better than skipping one, Jules.
True, I don’t think I could skip over willing girl.
Asking for tissue, a place to wash their hands afterwards… the nerve!
Some of us are undead, thankyouverymuch.
I have one of those signs out back… haven’t seen a trespasser in a few years.
*Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I am NOT cleaning that up.
*tosses K@ box of ShamWows*
*cleans*
*showers*
You DIDN’T
well I am NOT cleaning that!
so…..golden
girls?
And then there’s Maude.
Bea nice now, Marius.
You’ll Rue the day Marius.
*slips a little comma in at the end of the day*
It’s Arthur’s fault!
Oh, well that’s all White then.
Betty argues that…
*bites hand*
*tickles hard*
*pokes ;[*
*giggles ;[*
*tackles ;[*
*tinkles on the door knob*
We need another hoard attack, don’t we.
*crawls from the grave*
*drags stereo behind him*
*
safety**cranks volume to elebenty, pushes play*
*Megadeath – Symphony of Destruction plays*
*25 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard sways to the Symphony of Destruction*
*hoard continues to sway as they surround Rhythm*
*terrifying screams are heard*
*shredded clothes fly through the air*
*blood, flesh and bone follow*
*zombie hoard sways back into their graves*
*except for a lot of footprints, no evidence remains of the attack*
*washes zombie remains off his hands*
*doesn’t feel too badly about killing so many…but maybe a little*
I kind of like zombies.
*holds up scorecard*
“9.8″
Good Rhythm, because you are one now. Welcome to the hoard.
*loves feeling included*
I’ll bet he’s always wanted to be in a club.
See? Spot on.
Being picked last for a hoard of 25 million zombies makes me remember fourth grade kickball all over again.
25,000,001 … and growing.
Do I get a union card or anything?
Not exactly, but feel free to rot.
I’m stuck at home with a three-year-old whose been throwing up all night…I do feel like I’m rotting.
Funny how life imitates…umm….un-life…
…and by “whose” I actually mean “who’s”
…but not in the possessive sense.
…more like “who has”…ya know what, just forget it…
Okay, I feel pretty safe in assuming that it’s a guy that’s doing this. Either that, or a REALLY tall chick.
or theres some sort of contraption involved
Could be an underestimatedly skilled chick.
lol nah.. just a dude.
Could also be a group of people.
From the circus perhaps?
I would be willing to put GOOD money down on the culprit being a male. Mostly due to the fact that even a very talented female would have a problem reaching that doorknob without either getting caught or, and really the more important of the two, without urinating all over herself.
I just want to mention one little truism – it’s remarkable how few people feel it’s necessary to wash their hands after urinating.
Alot of people dont piss on their hands when urinating.
See what I mean?
10th!
*cringes at the bad grammar in the title*
*gets out the treats for Dragon before she sees it and starts crying*
Perhaps they have a pirate writing them now?
Yeah, I’m still stuck on “There’s are …”
*shudders*
I keep wanting to edit it for them.
There really should be a way to fix that. There MUST be a way to fix it. Oh, please, God, give me a sign to show me how to fix it!!!
*makes a sign to give to MissKay*
Here, it says…
Whoops! I guess I knocked over the Industrial White Out again! Sorry.
*Writes another one*
“Say it, don’t spray it”
ht tp://thereifixedit.com/
Me, too…that was the first thing I noticed…
Forget the fail…LOOK AT THE TITLE!!!
*cringes*
*shifts S from “There’s” to the end of “request”*
*asplodes apostrophe alliteratively*
Done!
*directs worshipful eyes to Jon;*
The alliteration was truly masterful.
*applaudes*
*golf craps*
*hands LGB a ShamWow*
I’m not cleaning that up.
At this point, I would like to say that I’m incapable of correct grammer and punctuation for this fail.
*sigh*
I’m solemnly sorry. Seriously.
:[
What’s that substitution again?
Hooray, it’s Friday, I’m soaking in coffee and I’m sick and tired of everyone getting all :[.
:] or die.
*squeeze*
We all have days like that. Here, have a cookie.
Shanksh Ms B ♥.
*nom nom nom*
Can I have a cookie, too?
*gives Ms B her best cute look*
*offers tray of cookies to Gracie*
Help yourself, sweetie!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
C – C – C – C O M B O B R E A K E R ! !
*hands Ms B Industrial white out*
*takes white out*
*accidenty whites out the previous fail*
Oh…whoops…well I guess we’re better off.
It was a happy accident.
Considering the obvious circumstances here, I’d expect an increase in door handle urination as a result of this sign…
Or maybe it’s reverse psychology and people want them to urinate on the door handle…
(Wow, I’ve been gone for so long.)
♪ Since you’re gone
Well, nothing’s makin’ any sense. . . ♪
…that, or an increase in door handle production.
I’M GONNA MAKE IT MINE!
Not if I get it last.
I’ll FIX you!(sorry, should never joke about that kind of thing)
You should not fix what is not broken!
*hands Jules a cast iron cup*
I’m pretty sure you know what to do with this.
Find two girls?
*BLAAAARGH*
I try to help you guard your ….. erm…… Nerf accessories, and you make me ralph? How rude.
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn’t see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.
Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.
“Hellooo Mr. Frog!” called the scorpion across the water, “Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?”
“Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?” asked the frog hesitantly.
“Because,” the scorpion replied, “If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!”
Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. “What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!”
“This is true,” agreed the scorpion, “But then I wouldn’t be able to get to the other side of the river!”
“Alright then…how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?” said the frog.
“Ahh…,” crooned the scorpion, “Because you see, once you’ve taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!”
So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog’s back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog’s soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.
Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog’s back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.
“You fool!” croaked the frog, “Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?”
The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog’s back.
“I could not help myself. It is my nature.”
Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.
“Its my Nature”, said the Scorpion…
Wow, sorry didn’t think it was that long.
OMG! Hahaha. The first time I heard this story was in a cheezy “B” movie titled, “Black Scorpian”. The main character was a Scorpio. She went all vigilanty and stuff. She had this Scorpian ring that shot electric charges and left a burn mark of the Scorpian on her victims skin. When one of good guys asked her why she did that to him, this story was her response.
What’s the moral?
Don’t write long posts, nobody reads them.
Read it, it reminded me of when my friend got stung by a Parabutha and I gave first aid……very true though!
Don’t trust scorpions?
One can not escape his/her true nature?
Even when doing good deeds for someone, you could still get stung?
No good deed goes unpunished.
Wear it to the game…clickie!
If its in a dorm, the guys always see the sign just as blurry as in this photo, because theyre never sober. Thats also why they sometimes miss the urinal
Number 1!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!11111111
2 oops
*gets knob out*
*stands at the end of the passage pretending to be a door*
it’s open
*Tapes sign on door*
“This door for staff use only”
:Twisted:
aaaargggghjhhhhh!!!!!
they’ve sealed off me exit!!!!
Is that a safety code violation?
Is there wheelchair access?
You misspelled Weeechair.
What a pisser!
Granny, I’m getting the feeling that you may be a “swinging” door.
the title for this made no sense
How!?!?!?!?!?
Looks like a staff problem to me.
they should make it compulsory for staff to wear ties to work
*Looks for beau tie*
Focus fail. But does anyone else suspect that no one actually ever peed on the doorknob? It sounds like a pretty effective Keep Out sign to me.
Agreed. This is a privacy WIN!
(Until someone uses the sign as inspiration, and then does urinate on the door. Then it’s genuinely becomes a FAIL.)
Aaand there goes breakfast. The Failblog diet at work, folks!
Two days in a row…*sigh* Methinks it’s a conspiracy!
Definitely brings a new light to the old expression, “Slob your knob”.
Makes me wonder how one invented that expression in the first place…
I don’t think I want to know.
don’t be so modest
Everyone knows never to do that on any door handle. Commonsense!
How do they KNOW someone’s peeing on the door handle? Black light? Sniffer dog?
They sell asparagus in the cafeteria.
Beetroot?
♪ We got the beat!
Everybody get on your feet! ♪
♫♪Beat it! Beat it!!♪♫
I don’t think so!!
Not even for a Scooby snack?
Nope!
Two Scooby snacks?
Damn. Foiled.
Those meddling kids.
Two Scooby snacks?
You would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling
Mariuskids.I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling
Juleskids.Oh for goodness sakes!
*bukkits*
*leaves for an early lunch*
*Snickers*
Scooby Doooooo!
No, Marius, it’s ‘Roooby-Rooooo’!
Rorry.
Hee hee hehehehe.
*Squeeze*
I vote for “security cameras” in all restrooms.
I mean, I don’t vote FOR them as in approve, but I think that’s how they know about the peeing.
I mean, did someone say,
“You smell that, John?” *sniff.sniff* Is that pee I smell? *sniff.sniff*
“Why, yes, Sally, I DO smell that. Where’s it coming from?” *sniff.sniff*
“It seems to be emanating from this door handle here…”
Really? I smell sex and candy.
Who’s that lounging in my chair?
I dunno, but they appear to be Sedantry.
Stop Palanquin around.
I have seen girls use a urinal before.
No way. Didn’t it -erm go all over the place?
I wasn’t really watching that close. But since them were drunk I doubt they cared.
When drunk, them be monsters, sire.
failblog.org/2008/03/26/bathroom-fail/
It can be done. I know a few die hard campers who’ve put the effort into learning how.
Also seen in the movie “The Full Monty”. And yes, it’s entirely possible. I recommend practicing in the shower until aiming is perfected.
Mental picture…DO NOT WANT!!
Funnel?
Nope she just back on up. I guess the alternative was to wait 20 in line to the women’s room.
At least use the frikkin cubicle yuck.
Keeping people from opening the door – WIN
Good call. I am putting a sign like this up on my office door immediately.
*squeeziesJon*
Have a nice weekend!
I’m willing to bet that more men want boobs than women want…..well………..knobs.
That’s what my wife calls it.
I call it dessert.
ah western washington u ….perfect
http://housing.wwu.edu/tour/higginson/
Yup! My alma mater. Between this and the the naked dude on the news that one time…
Haha, that would happen at Western…
This is a caption fail. It says “There’s are request…”
Agreed! All who do, say Aye!
Eye!
“There’s are” also grammatical errors that should never have been made
IVE SEEN THIS SIGN!!!!!! Im proud to be a Western student! where people piss on the elevator door handle, and yes that is a door to the elevator, its a shiesty elevator, kind of like the tower of terror ride.
Sounds like my kind of place!
I graduated from Western not too long ago. Seeing this reminds me of the horrors of Ridgeway.
So much Alcohol in people that barely function sober.
Depending on how long you’ve been there I was the guy who had an article in the opinion section every other week for two years
.
- Mike
Wait…Where is this door? I lived in Edens last year and Higginson the year before, but I don’t know of any blue doors or any round door knobs.
Title Fail. I’m gonna go submit it.
the thing is, that sign used to be white
There’s are grammatically incorrect title that should never have to be made.
At least the handle isn’t brown.
Really very funny sign
HAHAHA I went to that school!!!!!!!!!! WWU ftw!
Actually, I live in the dorm that sign was on, and it’s on an elevator door handle : )
I wonder what else needs that sign!
Yeah, Like the SOB who does that would be kind enough to respect the sign. I would know, since i’ve been pissing in the waste bin at my school 4 a while now, just to see if i’d get caught. Still at large, tough.
I’d like to S your B if you know what I mean
Your peeing is reprehensible and yet strangely alluring. Visit my website (not pr0n) and comment your thoughts if you want me to s your b
Two women decide to have a night out, without their husbands, so they can talk. They walk to the local bar, where they have a great time drinking beer and talking. They are having such a good time that they are surprised when the bartender tells them that the bar is closing.
They begin to walk home, but, about halfway there, they both have to pee so badly that neither feels like she can wait. Fortunately, they are passing by a graveyard with large gravestones; each woman goes behind a large monument and lifts up her skirt. Then they hit another snag: neither has a tissue. One woman decides to wipe with her underwear, and discard them; the other is wearing expensive, lacy panties, so she “borrows” the wide ribbon off of a wreath to wipe with. Giggling, they sneak home and into bed with their sleeping spouses.
The next morning, the husbands have a chat. “I don’t think I want my wife going out again,” says the first. “She came home not wearing any underwear!”
“You think that’s bad?” retorts the second. “When my wife got up this morning, she had a card stuck to her @$$ that read, ‘From all the guys at the Fire Station: We will never forget you’!”
oh man this is at my school. I know people in that dorm. hahaha
Yeah, i’m there too… I hope the outbreak of door urination stays quarantined to the dorm and doesn’t spread through campus…
*facepalm* that’s my college. I thought we were smarter than that guys. (I’m not from either of those dorms! I’m on the other end of campus!)
At least you fixed the title, it was a major double fail for a while!!1
Ah WWU… So surprised that this is on north campus and not the Ridge.
Ditto.
that is just to keep the people out of the room
Eden’s North?
Maybe someone didn’t dry their hands after washing them?
Years ago my dad took a psychiatric exam as a requirement for being a Minneapolis bus driver. One of the questions on the exam was “Are you afraid of dirty doorknobs?”
Seriously.
And seriously–I’d be terrified to touch that one without my latex gloves and lots of 1:10 bleach. YUCK!!!
If this sign is on the inside of the restroom door, I guess you just have to stand there and scream until someone opens the door from the other side.
Classic!
I dont tell you where to put your signs you dont tell me where to put my pee’s
Oh God… that’s from my alma mater.
*facepalm*
You recognized it, too….
Edens/Higginson? But that’s at… my school.
Wow, I apparently go to school with people who piss on door knobs… You can attend a college for five years, but you don’t find out these important things until you’re randomly cruising a site on the interweb.
Higginson and Edens South both have bathrooms in suite with the rooms, so this must be Edens North, which is a **CRAP** dorm, so I’m not terribly surprised that people were pissing on the door…
BTW, love how many WWU students/alumni are commenting! If we had football still, I’d say go Vikings, but no…
Yeah, what’s funny is that this is in my dorm. And that’s not a bathroom door, that’s our elevator.
OMG of all the ways Western could get on the Internet…
I think this was taken at the dorms at my school.
It just means “Wash your Hands” Not funny.
I know, I read the edens/higginson part and yeah go WWU.
yay for wwu. we have beastiality, bathroom humor and streaking on the intarwebs.
come to school here.
BTW- that elevator is AWESOME when you’re not totally sober (lived there for a quarter before I ran to FX.)