My computer is ok (now). The server now shoots any mail from failblog back to the jurassic era. Thus validating many of the claims in the post After this it stomps on them, burns them and flushes the ashes.
I’m in Capital, well actually about 15 miles outside of Springfield but yea, that’s cool I was starting to think everyone on here was British ha.
there is nothing wrong with British people
He IS the chairperson of the Finance Portfolio Committtee. So this either should not come as a surprise or he should have just stayed up when the chair cracked.
I wouldn’t touch the improbability drive if I were you, DragonWr-
*turns into plush chair, fainting couch, folding beach chair, metal lawn chair and barstool, then a bell, watermelon, cherries, lemon, log, anvil, rubber duck and ball of yarn*
Well, I think the worst of that’s ov-
* transforms into various flowers, lawn gnome, bulldozer, giant juju-bee, Beethoven bust, cup of tea, Tobacco pipe and Douglas Adams*
*with a deadly calm voice*
It’s called a Friday Rewind. They use old videos for these (hence the “rewind” part) so if it was part of the original video, it will be part of this one.
If so tired of the commercials, stop the video before it gets to the commercial.
Oh, and… DOT ORG!
I find it ironic that he uses the word “digest” (though in a different context), then a couple of seconds later he falls on the ground because he probably eats too much.
Generally I do not learn article on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very pressured me to try and do so! Your writing taste has been surprised me. Thanks, quite great article.
first comment. that guy’s fat
and WHAT a comment! :ø
Down Syndrome
Can’t take back that embarASSment
I bet he’s got really hairy balls!!
I break your arm.
On the one hand, not funny – on the other, considering the fail:
What of his fat?
oki
damn, i over shot that.
never ever check the “notify me” box on fail blog… ever. Really.
*Snickers*
Noob!
made the same mistake, but only once…. the fail was something about the age of the world o.0
Oh. My. GAWD.
Was there ANYTHING you could do to stop the inundation of emails?? Anything at all??
Mass delete and total server failure appeared to help
*snork!*
wait…you didn’t…on the record breaking fail?? I feel bad for your computer.
My computer is ok (now). The server now shoots any mail from failblog back to the jurassic era. Thus validating many of the claims in the post After this it stomps on them, burns them and flushes the ashes.
oh man yea i made that mistake on my first comment…I spent like a whole day constantly cleaning out my inbox. learned lesson
I think we all did that once…and I mean ONCE.
*Goes to corner and curls up rocking back and forth at the memory*
TIIIIMMMBEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!
A wood fail… And it’s not even x-rated
You’d think presenters would react a little more strongly to guests suddenly going down on them.
She didn’t really seem taken by surprise.
Didn’t you say that LAST time this fail was up??
*snorkity*
Chairish the good fails we’ve had.
This one sits well with me.
I’ve settled for less.
You’re off yer rocker.
I won’t stand for any more of these puns!
*sits in Barcalounger with built-in firemen*
Ok. G’ahead.
Sorry, I can’t. I’m reading a book on the Ottoman Empire.
I like how that author couches his thoughts.
Wasn’t he the one who smokes Chesterfields like a chimney?
A Chip
pendaleoff the old block?Dammit…I was trying to be a stool pigeon here! :p
Woops, I see you’re reading a different book. Her writing is divan.
Chaise you.
*ducks before anything gets throne*
Mmmm…squab.
You think we need to raise the benchmark?
I thought that discussion had been tabled.
Is there a Bureau of Chair Fails?
Yes, it even has its own cabinet.
Lately they’ve been countering their own actions.
Without a leg to stand on.
Probably. Still seems appropriate though.
Avis you are from Chi town?? I live only 3 hours from you crazy!
Yeah, Chicago, Starfish lives in the northern ‘burbs and there are a few others around here too. Where are you?
I’m in Capital, well actually about 15 miles outside of Springfield but yea, that’s cool I was starting to think everyone on here was British ha.
there is nothing wrong with British people
ERG how come my *small* command never works? oh and I swear i wasn’t being a creeper just read your blog. funny stuff by the way.
Jaysen, maybe your comments are taking those pills from Bob
. So small will never work.
Jaysen are you putting just “small” between the funny brackets? You need to use “pre”.
i put ) talky talky then ) thats wrong?
HAHA DANG IT! let me try that again…i put (funny bracket) small (funny bracket) talky talky then (funny bracket) /small (funny bracket)
Er, no, instead of “small”, use the word “pre”. It makes the words small.
(pre)like this(/pre)
use greater than less than symbols instead of parenthesis.
He IS the chairperson of the Finance Portfolio Committtee. So this either should not come as a surprise or he should have just stayed up when the chair cracked.
Sounds like a Fat Cat to me.
He did remark afterwards that he didn’t like people using “chairman” around him any longer.
Did he want to chair a motion?
Mr. chairman, you have the floor.
Oh my god! This comment made me rofl for a good 20 min!
You sire made my day, and I thank you!
So, did he change his business card to say “That guy who sits at the head of the Finance Portfolio Committee”?
lol classic
How can a video embed comments about itself?
*head asplodes*
The space-time continuum isn’t precisely linear.
Eeeeek! A mouse who broke the STC–AGAIN!!
*grumblegrumblestoopitSTCgrumble*
*grabs a wrench and gets to work*
NO, DW! Don’t touch tha-
*turns into a walrus*
Great. Just great.
*turns into the eggman*
Coo coo cachoo.
Woops.
Um…maybe a minor adjustment here….
*CRASH-BANG screechy-screechy clankclankclankclankclank…*
I think you go groaar hrugh
*turns into a frolicking raptor*
.ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,b .uıɐ1ɐɹʇsnɐ ɯ,ı ʍou .ʇɐǝɹb ʇsnظ ‘ʇɐǝɹb
I wouldn’t touch the improbability drive if I were you, DragonWr-
*turns into plush chair, fainting couch, folding beach chair, metal lawn chair and barstool, then a bell, watermelon, cherries, lemon, log, anvil, rubber duck and ball of yarn*
Well, I think the worst of that’s ov-
* transforms into various flowers, lawn gnome, bulldozer, giant juju-bee, Beethoven bust, cup of tea, Tobacco pipe and Douglas Adams*
-er.
best part, the lack of reaction at the end from the newscaster
stone cold hahahaha
maybe it’s the fat cat syndrom,or just plain karma.
or ikea
Something is going on here….I can’t quite put my finger on it….but the comments are acting funny.
They took out the “firster”. And that causes the comments to nest funny for a bit.
Repeat is redundant.
This message was brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
That message was brought to you by the Redundancy Department that deals with redundant matters that tend to repeat themselves….
or not.
I am sooooooooo tired of the commercials after each video ….and you went back to that dumb Fail.org blurb at the end.
*with a deadly calm voice*
It’s called a Friday Rewind. They use old videos for these (hence the “rewind” part) so if it was part of the original video, it will be part of this one.
If so tired of the commercials, stop the video before it gets to the commercial.
Oh, and… DOT ORG!
that’s what i do, works like a charm
DUDE IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT TAKE SOOOOOOOO LONG TO LOAD THE VIDS THESE DAYS!!!!! ITS ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS ME WRITING IN CAPS!!!!!!!!!
nope…you’re more annoying
ok i is more annoying but does it take a while to load for you too?
I couldn’t tell you lol I’m at work where the flash player is dissabled. jerks
I love these videos that give big hints at what’s coming… and then it happens and is awesome.
Awesome!
I find it ironic that he uses the word “digest” (though in a different context), then a couple of seconds later he falls on the ground because he probably eats too much.
classic fail is classic
isnt that the same dude that got onto the BBC news by mistake?
Finally … a fail that made me laugh!
My favourite fail of all time. Just perfect.
That’s great! The standard dignified-person-doing-something-smart-falls-down gag! I feel a bit smarter not knowing what he was talking about now. >_<
Oh, hey, powered my me, apparently. I’d like to thank gravity and Reticulitermes flavipes.
Wow, pwned by gravity. Try not to eat so many York Peppermint Patties. Who knows where you’ll wind up…
South Africa: Even our chairs are weak with AIDS.
*bla bla bla* Crack! *?* *bla bla bla bla* CRACK!
Epic, I could wacth it a thousand times
lol i saw this on tv
Whoops! Thwump! Sorry mister!
“…or is it a done deal by the Time Travel Manual?” wat…?
Looks like the chairsperson needs a new chair.
that was alota white stuff
Busby’s Chair?
he saw it coming and decided to continue… he’s a really brave man!!
Promises are like fat guys on wicker furniture, easily broken by Jonny Fairplay
The most awesome thing: He’s a member of the government that runs the country I LIVE in.
SABC2 ftw. XD
lol tat was funny!!!
Generally I do not learn article on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very pressured me to try and do so! Your writing taste has been surprised me. Thanks, quite great article.