Comments on: Vampire Prevention Win http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:20:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Sverige http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1573849 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 01:54:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-1573849 Anita keeps reiterating that she isn’t girly, and prefers the role of ‘Prince rescuer’ to being a princess – but she does more talking about ‘feelings’ than the ladies on The View do. Anita initiates hugging sessions and kissing and putting her head on so-and-so’s shoulder. It seems that everyone except Jean Claude cries at some point in this book.

]]> By: Biodeamon http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1173128 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:34:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-1173128 “we may have vampires again.”…wait…what?! again?!!!!

]]> By: AnimalLovr http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-971848 Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:37:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-971848 Haha . . they havn’t seen one single, solitary vampire in town is because – - VAMPIRES DON’T EXIST

]]> By: bugger54 http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-938101 Sun, 11 Jul 2010 18:37:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-938101 Notice the “again” at the end of his sentence! haha

]]> By: vans http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784161 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:24:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-784161 is this guy for real? This is pathetic

]]> By: Nick http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-783009 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:53:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-783009 He’s being sarcastic. I hope everyone noticed that.

]]> By: shon http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-782907 Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:40:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-782907 did anyone notice that he said again?

]]> By: REvenaQua http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-781147 Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:55:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-781147 oddly enough as i watched his video i began to smell garlic *checks outside*

]]> By: some guy http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-778442 Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:12:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-778442 The idea of garlic getting rid of vampires is a modern one and started by a misconception. People who used to hunt vampires in the middle-ages would wear garlic because it had a strong enough smell to keep the smell of dead people off them when they dug up coffins of suspected vampires. Far more modern people noticed this and thought garlic fought vampires. It does not, it is just they would rather smell like garlic than dead people. That said, it means the Vampire threat is still present in this town and that old man should keep an eye out. Since he has not noticed them, maybe they are just in hidding?

]]> By: andrew http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-775858 Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:11:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-775858 well did the vampires come back?..lol

]]> By: Dash http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-767672 Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:20:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-767672 “We may have vampires AGAIN”

]]> By: Evanescence http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-767138 Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:08:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-767138 AHHHAHAHAHA

fail

but really
call me when taylor lautner comes to town
you guys didnt say anything about werewolfs

AM I RIGHT :P

]]> By: Martin http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-765711 Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:56:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-765711 Again? HAHAHAHAHA Epic =D

]]> By: HilarityThyNameIsFail http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-764516 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:30:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-764516 We might have vampires “again”.

God they saw Twilight and heard there was going to be a sequel so they planted garlic to keep it away.

]]> By: Juul http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-764467 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:37:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-764467 It’s sad when they don’t even realise they are failing..

]]> By: Johnathan Tang http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-764214 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 06:31:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-764214 This is a classical example of post hoc ergo propter hoc

]]> By: Stop Worrying http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-764148 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 04:29:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-764148 I want to hear what else he has to say about vampires. LOL. I wonder if he has any tories about them.

]]> By: Umm... http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-764129 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:38:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-764129 Did anyone notice he said we might have vampires AGAIN?
That seems to imply they used to have vampires but got rid of them.

]]> By: LocaLoba http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-764032 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:12:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-764032 How do we get rid of the Twilight moms?

]]> By: zezima http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-764018 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:43:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-764018 HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET?>???????

]]> By: Artemis_Statham http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-763432 Sat, 23 Jan 2010 04:23:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-763432 Cool video! My friend sent me this, and I just watched it.

Sparkly vampires are okay, but Indians who shape-shift into wolves are totally BETTER!!! TEAM JACOB FTW!!!

]]> By: Thatkid http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-763276 Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:46:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-763276 i think its genuinely sad that this guy sounds so worried.

]]> By: Master of the Obvious http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-763222 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:34:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-763222 Uhh, but you ARE a troll…

]]> By: AferVentus http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-763009 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:08:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-763009 Also in occasional use here in South Africa.

]]> By: Bekky http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762978 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:51:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762978 Sounds like someone’s granddaughter has been reading him Twilight. After I read it, I was compelled to do the same thing.

]]> By: Robyn http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762903 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:53:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762903 Well, I’m guessing in this town, They’re all Team Jacob.

]]> By: COrey Faure http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762891 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:39:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762891 What about TPB?

]]> By: GAActor http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762889 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:38:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762889 This is excellent. How can you argue with that logic? Win for matter-of-fact old men around the world.

]]> By: Taneen http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762741 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:40:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762741 I love it!! I want to go and live in la la land too…. Hey you never know.. many a true word has been said in jest. Does that qualify me to live in La la land too?

]]> By: Schneider http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762721 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:29:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762721 GREAT FAIL! HAHAHAHAHA

]]> By: tseles http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762587 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:15:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762587 I like the term “pillow biter”. It’s more descriptive! :D

]]> By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762550 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:37:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762550 :lol:

]]> By: Poodleinacan http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762227 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:17:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762227 That video fails epicly…

]]> By: kikilan http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762175 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:38:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762175 Where was that filmed, anyway?
Sunnydale?

]]> By: Bob http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762172 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:35:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762172 “So what do you think about…THIS?! “(waves garlic)

“I think you should find yourself a nice Italian girl and settle down!”

]]> By: PhaNtious http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762155 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:26:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762155 lol noway. They removed the comment saying FIRST and I’m now first. I’m gonna get drunk and write this in my diary.

Dear Diary, FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSTTTTTTTTT

]]> By: Majestic-Marcus http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762135 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:15:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762135 Lost Boys win!

]]> By: George http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762116 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:53:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762116 I think the old man was just being really sarcastic. At least that’s how I understood it.

]]> By: Nozzbert http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-762036 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:30:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-762036 I’m from the UK too and while not being a poof or any variant spelling of the same, I prefer the term “Arse bandit”. Or “Uphill gardener”. Or even “Shirt Lifter”.

“Brown Hatter” is an older but no less useful term. And long overdue for a renaissance in my opinion.

]]> By: Arthur Eld http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761955 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:58:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761955 *blows whistle*
*shows Moomin a variety of colourful cards*
*offers to trade*

Now that you’re here, all is perfect. :-D

*anklesqueeze*

]]> By: The guy just around the corner of OMG Lane and WTF Ave. http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761946 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:26:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761946 *sensing cinematic reference WIN by Marius*

Well Done M.!

]]> By: Slicer http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761911 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:01:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761911 Old man trolls news organization, film at 11

]]> By: Moo http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761894 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 06:25:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761894 OHNOEZ THEY WILL SPARKLE!

]]> By: selfconfliction92 http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761888 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 06:15:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761888 I live in Lawndale, CA and I was there when the Garlic issue was presented in the city council. The old people who complained about those plants did it with such passion to get rid of them. I swear, I don’t wanna spend my days fighting with the city council over stupid plants. Old people need to find something more productive.

]]> By: coyote is ticked off at the world yet again! http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761880 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:59:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761880 Sorry. I didn’t read far enough. Here’s the google entry:
Pomme de Sang: an Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Fiction Site
Pomme de Sang (PDS) is an ABVH archive that accepts fan fiction. If you are new to posting fiction on our site, post here. We welcome authors who are 18 and …
pommedesang.com

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761857 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:08:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761857 Laurel K. Hamilton has a book titled Pomme de Sang?

And sadly, the skimming news doesn’t really surprise me.

]]> By: coyote is ticked off at the world yet again! http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761854 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:01:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761854 According to google the book’s title is Pomme de Sang. If you hadn’t said anything I wouldn’t have known.

With your fun and games with Verizon you’ll like this news item. Someone at the Pay Ticket place in the court house was skimming the credit cards of the fine payers.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761847 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:52:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761847 I didn’t think I spelled it correctly, her “apple of blood” is a direct translation.

]]> By: coyote is ticked off at the world yet again! http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761845 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:50:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761845 Her pomme du sang? Oops. Sorry. You told me not to mention that.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2010/01/21/vampire-prevention-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-761843 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:46:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=36450#comment-761843 What, you’ve got the hots for Anita Blake? She’s also dating the Nim Raj of the city, FYI. Not to mention her pomme du sang.

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