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He Frenched her?
Is that the kiss or the letter, Poppet?
the tickler
Here be pirates! Hoist the jolly roger!
damn urbie, i so want to be you
Finally! They found the one guy who actually did it, not just bragged about it!
Nope, he lied too. The news will next report their retraction and his horrible lies. All to cover up a botched mole removal surgery.
*sigh*
What is this world coming to when we can’t even believe when someone claims to have sex.
*wanders in*
Someone want to sign for this mole?
*proffers package that appears to be leaking from one corner*
*package shuffles about*
Someone, anyone, quick, the little git is about to burrow out.
I’m afraid there’s been a mistake. I ordered some molé.
there is always video taping >.>
You are? I be French.
C’est vrai? Moi aussi, je suis français!
Look at all the French people!
Why? What are they doing?
*looks around confused*
Why, they’re having sex with women! And speaking French, apparently.
In the scheme of things, fairly average then. How can we make a news item from this information?
“French Surrender To Women”?
Hey, it worked for Pepe le Pew.
*has horrendous vision of cartoon skunk humping ladies legs*
*shudders*
Tres bien, tres bien
Come to me, my melon baby collie.
Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah. We shall make beeyootiful music togezzair right here!
*falls over laughing*
*squeeze*
I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?
It’s the new ‘one in the stink’.
Hahahahahaha!
When you are a skunk, you learn how to hold your breath for a long time.
*tips hat!*
I love your work Mr Eld!
Yay, you got it!
*squeeze*
Hello DrB!
Vive La shagging!
oh no he didn’t
Live on FOX’s hit new show, Uribe has sex with a woman!!!
Today’s episode: What Color Where Her Panties?
Yellow polka dot?
Well SOMETHING has to match that FABULOUS purple hoodie he’s wearing….
I thought it was a raspberry beret.
You mean the kind that they sell in the second-hand thrift store next to Roscos Chicken and Waffles, across from the check cashing place over on Crenshaw Blvd?
That’s the badger!
He’s a TV personality now! He’s gotta play the fashion game. Start trends and such.
You polka, you paya.
:[
*Rolls out the barrel*
Tomorrow’s episode, “Are you my daddy?”
This just in, man eats at Dennys
Man puts it in Dennys waitress, news at eleven.
Ahhhh if they did’nt tell us i would never figure that out…
this just in, man eats with family at Denny’s
Correction: man eats Denny’s family
Correction: Very hungry man eats Brian Dennehy.
it s so important to know that this douche had sex lol
Actually its very optimistic news – you can have sex with a woman even if you look like this!
He is a real gangsterhood homie and we had sex with a woman. Damn, he is so wonderful and unique.
Respect tha hood.
HOLY SHIT, I meant HE HAD not WE.
*shame*
Now THAT’S gangster!
Hey :p
I can’t keep up with the language of the youth.
Becaus of what reason?
He’s are now we’s? What’s next!
I just tried to tell the world that the homie had sex alone with that woman and I was no part of that game.
Was subsequently kicked out of his home in Castro?
After years of using artificial women, a local man finally has sex with a biological woman.
I heard that next week he’s gonna try for a live one.
Noooo
It will never happen- gotta go warm first.
*scarpers*
I’m curious what this news story was all about!
Or maybe the worlds dumbest person and the news cast is about the fear of him reproducing
it was actually about a girl that had a youtube video claiming she purposely gave AIDS to hundreds of people…
i think its shopped, his skin is the same color as poo?!
well he is black so of course he is the same color as poo and probily smells like poo 2
*applies shaped C4 charges to previous 2 comments*
that hurted
hey only telling the truth mate
This was actually aired on the gay-channel. It was shocking news.
The gay channel? You mean NBC?
bottom
Straight to the top!
I take it you were watching the gay-channel at the time of its airing then……………………
masturb4ting in his own faeces FTW
I’d call that a sure win!
Just for the record, this was part of a story in the Detroit area about a woman who put a video on youtube claiming that she had AIDS and was intentionally sleeping with men to infect them. It caused a minor uproar around here.
http://detnews.com/article/20100115/METRO/1150438/AIDS-video-a-hoax–woman-admits
Fail. That isn’t a 24 hour news network, it’s a local Fox affiliate, hence the big channel number in the lower left corner. There’s only a few “Fox 2′s” out there, KHON-TV in Honolulu, KTVI in St. Louis, Missouri, KASA-TV in Santa Fe, and WJBK-TV in Detroit.
Judging by the temperatue I’d say it’s probably Detroit, but could also be St. Louis on a cold day.
That ^ is not the point. *sigh
You google well sir!
little purple headed riding hoodlum
brilliant!
*wolf whistles*
icky!
Really Though, I Wonder Why He Was On The News…. Maybe The Woman Was Secretly Some Kind of Princess…. Or He Gave A Bunch Of Women STD’s…. Or Both…. Or Maybe It Was Just A VERY Slow News Day & I’m Just Rambling…
Must have been a slow day for terrorists, rapists, murderers and people wracking up parking fines.
w-uh?
he’s putting the sensual back into non-constentual
This is why gangster culture has declined… back in Al Capone’s time if you ran your mouth you were dead that day. Now look where we are…
say hello to my little friend
…..touch it
I’m still standing!
♬ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♬
*Snickers*
Get that little kid out of here!
damn, my world just broke down, i thought all french ppl are gay
it’s only gay if you push back
someone’s been at the rhino horn
This was a picture taken from context. This was a serious news story about a woman that said that she purposefully infected men with HIV. He was one of the ‘victims.’ Thankfully, it was a hoax.
There is a moral here…….don’t sleep with every skank that throws themselves your way maybe?
*ducks & runs*
And PROTECTION!
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!
I’ll keep it to every other skank, then. Ah, morality! At last we embrace!
That isn’t even from a 24 hour channel, it’s a local affiliate. But any attempt to bash the one news channel that isn’t liberal…
Exactly! That’s what this is about.
Buzzkill.
Good job black guy.
I think the fail here is FAILBlog thinking the local Fox channel is Fox News.
Fail blog says that where?
The blog talks?
It’s quite simple, Scottie: You assume, therefore it is.
Well I know I’m not the one being made an ass here.
I fox you
Stop badgering innocents.
I’m sure we can ferret out the truth here.
I don’t believe it. What woman could have taste THAT bad?
Fox Channel 2 isn’t a 24 hour news channel. That’s a local news broadcast, which makes it even worse…..
Is this a 24 hour news channel, or 24 individual hour news channels?
The latter. Nothing happened during their shift so they aired this.
*one-year-celebratory-anklesqueeze*
He has AIDS
Fox News told me minorities reproduce by gay sex.
A little disingenuous to mock the 24 hr news/Fox News channel for this when it’s obviously a Fox affiliate’s local news broadcast. But then again I’m sure you don’t care about that fact.
This is the only story run by Fox news that would be mock worthy, then. Gotcha.
“And this time we’re sure she’s a woman, right?”
I think the question that really is on all our minds is: How many inches is he?
Show them you’re a Tiger.
In other news, Ohio man finds key to dad’s liquor cabinet and man in Seattle tells teacher to suck his balls.
Today’s headline: Serial anal rapist takes up new hobby of commenting on failblog. Rapee’s say they are “Relieved”.
OMG FOX 2!!!!!!!!! DETROIT!!! It dosent surprise me that a guy named urbie from detroit had sex with a woman.
If I ever end up on the news, I hope that they will put that under my name too.
How is this a fail? Most of the time you only get to tell your friends.
When I first looked at this, I thought that it said that his name was “Uber French”
Who ever submitted this picture as a 24 hour news service FAIL has FAILED! This is a normal local broadcaster. But hey, don’t let the facts get in the way of your stupidity.
I didnt come up with the title, FailBlog did…Fail to you, sir.
Fail for the news station, win for him…now everyone knows that he isn’t gay…
Fox News…. what else needs to be said?
Local affiliate, not the Fox News Channel…
Actually…WJBK is not an affiliate, it is an owned-and-operated Fox station.
Breaking NEWS! Great news, I tell you what.
fail at subject name. this is from a local broadcast
fail title, this is local news
if he were really french it would have been a dude
news was slow that day….
The last name. French.
That explains /everything/.