Call me Ishmael. Some years ago – never mind how long precisely – having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off – then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
Did you know that killer whales aren’t really whales at all? Orca are actually members of the delphinidae, making them more closely related to bottlenose dolphins and porpoises than to whales. Much like how black people are more closely related to apes than to humans.
much like people like you are more closely relate to dog stool that to human kind……… and your arse are about to be very very closely related to my foot….
If I had to guess, this looks like the result of mountain-top removal. In West Virginia, near the mining, there are rocks like this everywhere, looking like they just came out of nowhere.
if you take a look you dont see anything so the rock must have rolled. if you look the carpet it looks like there is a few dents the would indacate (sorry for my spelling) the rock might have rolled there for it crashed in some where else….^^
This happened in the town I live in it was from a rock slide I think they cleared some stuff out though. Also he left to get coffee and he came back to this.
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Don’t think about it as feeding them. Think about it as patting them condescendingly on their helmets and discretely wiping the drool off their chins with a dirty handkerchief.
This happened in Glenwood Springs, Colorado probably 5-6 years ago. It happened at night, when the man was in bed. There is a cliff right across the street from his house, the cliff face fell, bounced across the road leaving potholes in its wake, and down onto his house (house being below the road).
I am so freaking old that when I was young words like “thousends” and “fossile” had not been invented yet.
My age explains some of my odd habits (or at least is a good excuse for some of them)
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At the beginning it seemed that the rock was growing a little pimple. Then the swelling grew up and it was clear that it was a tumour shaped like a couch.
In the picture you can see the better cancer specialists studying the best way to perform surgery.
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Boulder came off the side of a mountain in Denver, CO in 2004, missed the rock-slide barriers and smashed through the side of a house, barely missed the guy’s old arthritic dog. (Even big rocks know to let sleeping dogs lie…)
The three intrepid explorers intensely examine the natural phenomenon of a floor nomming its prey, an ex-softandcushychair, by extending a rocky appendage to commence phagocytosis.
Hank, Dale and Boomhaur, in their advanced age stared with amazement wishing Bill could also view the large rock, Dale was sure belonged to aliens, in Hank’s living room.
My roof just fell in in my living room and it looked like ground zero. This rock def rolled into place. there would be insulation and drywall everywhere had it gone throuh the roof.
buba® would have forbidden giant rock to sit on the sofa, now there is plenty of dust on it. buba® already does this with pets (because of hair) and also neighbours (because of pee).
Please look at the previous posts before you post. There are links in some of the above posts with the story behind this picture. No one was in the chair. The owner of the house was asleep in bed when this happened…
This happened in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada in August of 2003. A construction company was blasting and sent a large boulder through the window and roof of a nearby home. No one was hurt.
Hey guys – I’m pretty sure this is a picture that was taken at Zion Canyon in Utah, USA. I went there on holiday a couple of years ago.
I might be mistaken, but I’m sure we were shown this picture when we were there.
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Oh herrroooooo…
ummmm….living room win….thats art
second
cool story bro
False story.
Coolest Story Bro
Falsest Story.
FAIL STORY!
Whale story?
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago – never mind how long precisely – having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off – then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
Thank you. I now have a few weird scenes with Queequeg which were a bit disturbing stuck in my head.
Just don’t start blubbering about it.
Did you know that killer whales aren’t really whales at all? Orca are actually members of the delphinidae, making them more closely related to bottlenose dolphins and porpoises than to whales. Much like how black people are more closely related to apes than to humans.
Wow. Just, wow.
Racist!
much like people like you are more closely relate to dog stool that to human kind……… and your arse are about to be very very closely related to my foot….
that is the new than btw….
Man, I was so close too…
yep! see my new living room feature?
natty, please do not feed the trolls. Especially the pityful firsters/seconders/firster-wannabes.
Unless you want to be classified as one too.
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/troll-identification-page/
Sorry regulars, I’m just feeling grouchy today.
I’m no troll. I’m just new. =\
fair enough. google internet troll identification and take some notes. posting “first” has nothing to do with the topic, so please don’t.
I’m sort of curious how the rock made it in the living room… crushed the chair, but no sign of a busted ceiling or wall.
Maybe it grew from the ground up??
yup they watered a pebble and it grew into a huge rock lol :O
or it’s a damn good couch paper-weight…
If I had to guess, this looks like the result of mountain-top removal. In West Virginia, near the mining, there are rocks like this everywhere, looking like they just came out of nowhere.
if you take a look you dont see anything so the rock must have rolled. if you look the carpet it looks like there is a few dents the would indacate (sorry for my spelling) the rock might have rolled there for it crashed in some where else….^^
Rock and roll!
the wall behind the camera. out of view, you idiot.
The busted ceiling is UNDER the wrong. The plasterboard is visible bottom right of the rock.
Earth – Bender..
How did the rock get in the room?
Easy, the door is open.
But seriously, there are 2 walls and a ceiling that you can’t even see in this photo.
Is that a boulder? That’s a nice boulder!
This happened in the town I live in it was from a rock slide I think they cleared some stuff out though. Also he left to get coffee and he came back to this.
LOL!
Don’t think about it as feeding them. Think about it as patting them condescendingly on their helmets and discretely wiping the drool off their chins with a dirty handkerchief.
did they build their living room in a cave? o.O
That was beautiful. ((taking comfort that dry wit and sarcasm can still be done well!)) LOL
OMG! I love the new coffee table, it really accents the drapes.
Damn, they look stoned
That’s some kidney stone!
They need to get their rocks off.
Wierd choice of living room accesory imo
You mean… you DON’T currently have a large shard of rock in your living room? They’re all the rage right now, you know
Rock it to me!
Eek!
“Let’s see what’s on channel- OH DEAR GOD MY ARM!”
When you see it, you’ll shit brix?
linvingston(e) – not living room
Dr Livingstone, I presume?
How presumptuous of you!
ABSOLUTE Prudential.
Beat me to it, LOL.
♪ Get a piece of the rock ♪
Should have stayed with “The Good Hands People”
Anyone know the origin of this pic?
It’s taken in the living room.
*applauds*
giggles
I think this one happened last year in Trabuco Canyon, CA
This happened in Glenwood Springs, Colorado probably 5-6 years ago. It happened at night, when the man was in bed. There is a cliff right across the street from his house, the cliff face fell, bounced across the road leaving potholes in its wake, and down onto his house (house being below the road).
♪ I can’t live in a living room (clickie)
This is not my beautiful house!
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground (same as it ever was)
How do i work this?
MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
My grandma is so old she became a fossil. A fat one, by the way, she always enjoyed her peanut buttered bacon snacks.
If your grandma became a fossile, even you have to be thousends of years old. RESPECT
I am so freaking old that when I was young words like “thousends” and “fossile” had not been invented yet.
My age explains some of my odd habits (or at least is a good excuse for some of them)
“Hey mum, me and my friends brang a little souvenir we founded in the forest!”
“Oh relly? Very nice of you guys, let me see it!”
“OKEY GUYS YOU’VE HEARD WHAT SHE SAID, DROP IT DOWN THE ROOF BAAAAABYYYY!!!!”
– Silence –
Did he died?
sixteenth
Birthday?
suddenly, stones… thousends of them!
“Rocks. Friends.”
“DAMMIT LUDO NOT IN THE HOUSE!”
(Also, ahem. “The hills are alive with the sound of PANTS.”)
Brewski and MsB live in the hills now?
ROFL
A rock and a rocker…
Okey?
DAMN U U BEAT ME! :@
We all wish. You apparently could use a good beating.
- Rock.
- Paper! Ha, I win!
- No, rock beats all.
- No it doesn’t.
- ROCK BEATS ALL, I TELL *BOOM*
“HEY DUDES! guess what I found down the back of the sofa! i thought I’d lost it forever!”
I tould ya, Herb, not to keep that rock on the mantlepiece. It was bound to happen.
Where was I? I forgot the point that I was making. I said if I was smart that I would save up for a piece of string.
One of my cellar-trollfriends wuz that!
Grandpa troll dozed off in his comfy chair and was surprised by the sunrise ?
Dude you got it!
wtf is up with ur name? Lawlz
w00t should be wrong with it?
2 hours later.
It is expanding. Make it stop.
Final version now.
w00t or what? they’re not synonyms.
What.
Was there someone sitting?
*starts engraving headstone*
“FLATTENED”, one or two T’s ?
Did I make you feel nervous?
2 T’s are correct.
You save lots of money for the headstone. ( That way )
I don’t see the fail…everyone doesn’t have a giant rock chilling on the side of their favorite easy chair?!?!?!
What actually happened here? Anybody know? Did the rock come crashing down the hill from above the house or someting?
At the beginning it seemed that the rock was growing a little pimple. Then the swelling grew up and it was clear that it was a tumour shaped like a couch.
In the picture you can see the better cancer specialists studying the best way to perform surgery.
Hahahahahaha.
Boulder came off the side of a mountain in Denver, CO in 2004, missed the rock-slide barriers and smashed through the side of a house, barely missed the guy’s old arthritic dog. (Even big rocks know to let sleeping dogs lie…)
Here’s another picture:
http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=5533
And here’s the full story:
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/2981986/detail.html
Thanks a lot. I was tryingto find an article about it but failed. It’s always fun to read the whole story about some of these pictures.
“I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder”
marry me?
WTF? Did someone trebuchet that in?
Who?
That furniture rocks!
They were stoned when they did it tho.
I’ve never seen a bo(u)lder design.
“look darling, i got us a rocking chair!”
The three intrepid explorers intensely examine the natural phenomenon of a floor nomming its prey, an ex-softandcushychair, by extending a rocky appendage to commence phagocytosis.
can i have some sallad w/ tat plz?
Living room fa(i/l)l
Hank, Dale and Boomhaur, in their advanced age stared with amazement wishing Bill could also view the large rock, Dale was sure belonged to aliens, in Hank’s living room.
The guy is looking at the camera like “Stop. #$%@. Laughing.”
Hmm, I wonder if anyone took living there for granite….
Thats a big kidneystone!
DAD! Grandpa pooped in the house again!!!
I call this modern art.
Nice rock, Bob.
The BOULDER takes ISSUE with this FAILPOST.
Steinmensch im Haus.
Wer im Steinhaus sitzt… no wait…
House Placement Fail
There’s more boulders where this one came from.
It’s a fossilized couch potato.
Nice accessory for the living room! What does this say? Caveman? All you need is some leopard print curtains and a zebra rugs and you are FABULOUS!
Luuucy…Gonna have some ‘splaining to do!
They “watered” a pebble.
My roof just fell in in my living room and it looked like ground zero. This rock def rolled into place. there would be insulation and drywall everywhere had it gone throuh the roof.
Yeah, it came in through the wall. There’s a link to the news story of it a few posts up…
Poor Bastard. He applied for a rock slide barrier too! F-ing bureaucrats!
“Bad pet rock! Bad bad bad!
buba® would have forbidden giant rock to sit on the sofa, now there is plenty of dust on it. buba® already does this with pets (because of hair) and also neighbours (because of pee).
ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES.
(Sorry, it had to be said.)
I think this should be taken down. Whoever was sitting on that couch is obviously dead.
Please look at the previous posts before you post. There are links in some of the above posts with the story behind this picture. No one was in the chair. The owner of the house was asleep in bed when this happened…
It’s always sad to see a Cobbles sufferer.
I want one. Maybe they deliver.
rock-in chair win?
(facepalm)
Nice decoration. 10000 years ago my grandgrandgrandgrand…….grandpa’s living room was just exactly the same.
what’s that? a meteorite?
Grandpa was very proud of his pet rock being well trained but sorely regretted giving it so many treats when he told it to “stay”
I guess you could say that these ppl live in bed-rock! lol
Mountain Top Removal -Fly Rock from a Blast- A baby was killed by one of these things a few years ago. CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY FAIL
hahaha i sees we has a conundrum!
This happened in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada in August of 2003. A construction company was blasting and sent a large boulder through the window and roof of a nearby home. No one was hurt.
This! This is why we can’t have anything nice around here.
Damnit I told you not to overfeed that pet rock of yours!!
Hey guys – I’m pretty sure this is a picture that was taken at Zion Canyon in Utah, USA. I went there on holiday a couple of years ago.
I might be mistaken, but I’m sure we were shown this picture when we were there.
Livingroom fail? Looks more like a Rock Win, to me.
What you don’t see is their poodle, Miffy. Like the chair, she didn’t fare very well…
How on Earth did that even HAPPEN?!?!
Looks like something one of my brothers would be involved in.
Thats the last time I let Fred Flinstone do my redecorating…
How on Earth did that even HAPPEN?!?
This is meteoroid
living rooms should be decorated with style that is why i always get some living room decoration idea on the internet `,:
It’s perfect time to make some plans for the future and it’s time to be happy. I’ve read this post and if I could I wish to suggest you few interesting things or suggestions. Perhaps you could write next articles referring to this article. I want to read more things about it!