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  1. Arthur Eld says:

    Very romantic. Yo.

  2. Ms B ♥ says:

    She’s got her something blue!

    • Admiral Apparent says:

      Wedding days ‘plied with violet blue
      And lady-smocks all silver-white
      And cuckoo-buds of fellow hue
      Do paint in shadows with delight,
      The cuckoo then, on every tree,
      Mocks the married then; for thus sings he,
      Cuckoo…

  3. kg333 says:

    And what’s sad is this still might be classier than others I’ve seen…at least they picked colors that don’t clash.

  4. Mick says:

    Harlem?

  5. *Looks up from airbrushing the cake*
    Sorry, what?

  6. Arthur Eld says:

    Does the airbrush on her butt say “Wifey”?

  7. Arthur Eld says:

    The little girl doesn’t want to play this game. She thinks it’s stupid.

  8. lemmego says:

    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something BLUE!

  9. Ms B ♥ says:

    The groom’s shirt is practically a dress as well.

    • lemmego says:

      Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!

      • Boopy says:

        Pants on the ground,
        Pants on the ground
        Walkin’ down the isle
        Wit’ yo’ pants on the ground.
        Wifey’s cryin’,
        Pants on the ground.
        Gold grills for a ring,
        Wit’ yo pants on the ground.

  10. lemmego says:

    You may now graffiti the bride.

  11. Marius says:

    My ‘rents got married and all I got was this stupid tee-shirt.

  12. lemmego says:

    Etiquette fail. Everyone knows you’re not supposed to wear white to a wedding!

  13. chez says:

    What a wedding should be: F#$% you all we’re doing this our way.

  14. DCC says:

    Actually the color schema isn’t that bad..

  15. soultron says:

    At least they didn’t spend as much as most people do. $1000+ on a dress you wear once? Why can’t some girls ever want anything useful? Ladies, please start considering “engagement mopeds”.

  16. Fielding Goodney says:

    Mr. Uribe French , do you take Woman to be your wedded wife?

  17. bwahaha says:

    $20 says that isn’t her baby daddy.

  18. bo3rn says:

    there r other traditons in the ghetto

    any second these eastside wedding will be interrupted by some crazy westside broos :D

  19. pooman says:

    Let’s break this down.

    I see “Wifey” on the bride’s butt and “I’m the best” on what would appear to be the best man.

    If I’m not mistaken it says “U MY WIFE” on the groom’s hat. Can anyone confirm or deny?

  20. Fielding Goodney says:

    ” FAIL” on the wall .)

  21. ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni ▲Caution slow posts▲ says:

    “Fat Albert, you’re like school on a Sunday. No class.”

  22. Look, can someone just sign for this damned mole.
    *damp box explodes outwards*
    *small black furry damp animal lands in bukkit*

  23. Bob says:

    People who annoy you

  24. Gabe says:

    arrogant intolerance of any kind of deviation from white upper class values

    fail

    • Fielding Goodney says:

      where?

      • Gabe says:

        making fun of someone for deviating from a traditional wedding ceremony. Oh my god they wore TEE SHIRTS at a wedding! How low class. And you say they had graffitti on them??! to think!

        • Fielding Goodney says:

          they can wear whatever they want, but on the other hand, you cant stop people from making their own opinion about it. Even though this clothing is so daring, different and rebellious, it doesnt mean that everybody must like it.

          • Gabe says:

            @Fielding Gooney
            No, it doesn’t mean that everybody must like it. But saying that is a fail is saying that the traditional, white picket wedding is The Correct way and that this interpretation is lesser. Because the culture is different. That is where the intolerance comes from. Refer to Casa’s post for illustration.

            • Otto says:

              Culture? I see no culture in that picture.

              “Ignorance” is not a culture. “Ghetto” is not a culture.

              And pull up your damn pants.

              • Gabe says:

                Actually ghetto is a culture. A culture is the shared attitudes, values, expressions, and practices that characterizes a group of people.

                All culture is arbitrary, it’s what you grow up with. No culture is better than another. You may think that yours is better than others because it’s what you know, but why is it really? Why is a rock song better than a hip-hop song? Why is a painting in a museum better than a piece of graffiti? Why is this wedding less meaningful than a wedding with with tuxes and a solid white wedding dress? It’s not. It’s just what you grew up with, and is thus comfortable to you.

                • Gabe says:

                  and what is ignorant about this?

                • Otto says:

                  Not once did I use the word “better” anywhere. Stop reading between the lines into things that I did not say and did not mean.

                  I mean, damn, guy. Can you not read one line without throwing your own bigoted racist prejudices into the mix?

                  • Gabe says:

                    I Say: “this isn’t a fail, it’s just a different culture”

                    You Say: “it’s not culture it’s ignorance”

                    I infer from you saying it is ignorance, that you think that the wedding practices you are accustomed to are BETTER than this.

                    The same thing goes for the pull your pants up comment. I infer from you saying “pull your pants up” that you think that the cultural practice of wearing your pants high is BETTER than the cultural practice of wearing your pants low.

        • Butt writing is never classy, for anyone, ever.

        • Otto says:

          Low class is as low class does.

          Saying it’s “non-traditional” doesn’t make it classy.

          • Gabe says:

            saying “classy fail” rather than “white upper class fail” doesn’t make it not bigoted

            • Whoa says:

              saying ““classy fail” rather than “white upper class fail” doesn’t make it not bigoted” doesn’t make it bigoted. Its ugly and it looks freaking stupid, I don’t care what your culture is. Especially seeing as how this doesn’t fit into any culture, anywhere, period. We’re not making fun of them because they’re black, we’re making fun of them because they’re making a life-long commitment and they choose to express that commitment with t-shirts and jeans. And then, of course, they air-brushed their positions onto them, as if the audience couldn’t figure it out.

              • Gabe says:

                Yes It does fit into another culture. Have you really not seen people dressed like this? I could understand where you’re coming from if this is the first time you have seen this style, and think that they pulled it out of nowhere.

                But the fact is that people dress like this.

                and like I said below: All of the traditions and formalities at a wedding are ultimately arbitrary. If you really think that their commitment is less serious because they express it in clothes

                To say that their vows means less because they wore tee shirts rather than tuxes on their wedding day is ridiculous.

            • Otto says:

              If they weren’t black, you wouldn’t say that the comment was bigoted.

              Lack of class knows no racial lines.

              • Gabe says:

                I would say the same thing if they were white hillbillies in overalls.

                Using classy as a synonym for white upper class culture, and then holding that as the standard that things should be compared to is bigoted.

              • konkonsn says:

                Well, considering how many racist assumptions are being made in this thread about the sexual status and education of the people in this photo…yeah…yeah, I think I can safely say race is playing a role here.

                And I freakin’ hate that argument: if they weren’t black, this wouldn’t be the same. DUH! Because it would be a different context. What’s wrong with saying this is bigoted because they’re black? It’s the truth because people are making value decisions based on their race.

                • Otto says:

                  No, you’re making decisions about other people’s comments based on their race. In other words, you’re the one using stereotypes.

                  Look at Gabe. In his mind, he turned “classy wedding fail” into some kind of racial slur. The actual comment makes no mention of race, but because he sees black people, he instantly assumes that the statement is racist in some way.

                  The statement is not racist. You assuming that it is is in itself racist.

                  • Gabe says:

                    No.

                    I’m saying that using classy as a synonym for white upper class culture, and then saying that these people, by choosing to have a wedding in their own cultural style is classless is biggoted.

                    • Otto says:

                      Where, exactly, do you see “white upper class culture” in the words “classy wedding fail”?

                      Seems to me that you’re reading between the lines into your own prejudices.

                      • Gabe says:

                        That is the standard that they are being compared to. The wedding with the big white dress, the colorful brides-maids, the tuxes etc.

                  • konkonsn says:

                    *sigh* Racist doesn’t mean seeing race.

                    Thanks to dictionary.com: “a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one’s own race is superior and has the right to rule others.”

                    It’s not racist to understand that because a person is of a certain race, other people will make judgments about her or him. Nor is it racist to see bigoted comments about a picture and assume race plays a factor. If I saw two white people in that photo and saw the same comments on here, I would assume people are being classist instead of racist. And yes, that belief would be based off the fact that the people in the picture are white instead of black because there is a history of black people being called “such and such” whereas that same history doesn’t exist for white people (but does exist for the white, lower class).

                    Hey, it’d be great if I could look at these posts and assume people don’t see color but are stereotyping off of class values (ok, not that great, but still), but the fact is that our society does have this racial inequality and it’s going to factor in. Ignoring that is just ignoring the problem.

                    • Otto says:

                      If you’re making value judgments based on race and race alone, then your dictionary definition be damned, that is racist behavior.

                      I don’t care how you slice it. Assuming that you know what other people mean when they make a comment merely because the person they’re commenting about is black is racist.

    • Casa says:

      It’s cheap, trite and takes away from the gravity of their vows.

      but if you want to get into intolerant….

      I guess they can do whatever they want since those are her bastard children to the right, and he will leave her for another hoe as soon as possible.

      • Arthur Eld says:

        Right/left fail. But hey, you sure fail at a lot of things in life.

      • RxCowboy says:

        The “gravity of their vows” mean little on the day they say them. It is living them every day that matters. Modern weddings are rights of passage and not solemn religious ceremonies, even if they are performed in churches. And I simply disagree with the cheap and trite statement. I found it whimsical and clever.

      • Gabe says:

        The whole thing is an ultimately arbitrary symbol. To say that their vows means less because they wore tee shirts rather than tuxes on their wedding day is ridiculous.

        And to say that on their wedding day they should force themselves into a culture that is not their own, and foreign to them, rather than express themselves as they truly are, in a way that they feel comfortable is xenophobic. children to the right, and he will leave her for another hoe as soon as possible.

        • Casa says:

          A culture not their own?

          Maybe, just maybe, they should try out this foreign culture that promotes clean clothing over ill fitting gang tagged street wear.

          • Gabe says:

            what makes a short shirt more proper than a long one? what makes khakis and a collar shirt more proper than “street wear?”

            Their clothes don’t look dirty, and there are no references to gangs.

          • RxCowboy says:

            Their clothes aren’t clean? You know this how? And, while it is certainly hip-hop culture, gang tag? Please, point it out.

            You don’t think we have a good number of sub-cultures within this big melting pot? We have a single culture. Really? You need to come out of the ghetto you live in and see the wider world.

      • Kurt says:

        So you were there at the wedding Casa? You know this couple? You know for a fact that those aren’t her nieces? Or that those kid’s aren’t his? Or from a previous marriage? Or maybe it’s their kids, and this couple did something horrible like *GASP* Have sex before getting married? Is this somehow worse than when a redneck couple gets married wearing a tube top and a John Deere hat? And the bride is wearing the same thing? I know you’ll deny it, but I can’t help but think you probably wouldn’t be making accusations of infidelity and bastard children if this were a white couple getting married.

        • Casa says:

          It’s supposed to be a serious commitment. Wearing tagged clothing, or something fit for a tractor pull is disrespecting the major occasion. Trash is trash no matter what colour they are.

          • RxCowboy says:

            It doesn’t matter how much they “respect the major occasion.” What matters is what happens every day after that. In fact, in terms of success of the marriage, the ceremony doesn’t matter a wit.

            Do you know that there is no where in scripture where a wedding ceremony is proscribed? There are no vows written in scripture. The ceremony and the vows are uniquely *cultural* things to begin with.

            Lighten up, Francis.

            • Kurt says:

              I’d actually guess that a marriage like this one, where they have the “Screw what everyone else thinks, we’re doing this our way” attitude, probably has a slightly better chance of lasting than one where they buckle to the pressure of what society considers normal for weddings. As far as the ceremony itself has any bearing on how the rest of the marriage will last anyways.

      • Mice says:

        Yes… because we know all black men are unfaithful and leave their wives and children, and there are absolutely no whites that go against the norm and wear what they want to at a wedding…

        /sarcasm

  25. Gordonski says:

    Does it say “Wifey” on the bride’s butt? That’s probably to prevent confusion as the groom wears a long white wedding dress as well…

    • TheMotts says:

      And to make sure he taps the right piece of @$$ after drinking too much at the wedding party.

    • grey invader says:

      +1000
      Kids who can’t find long boys’ t-shirts, go to the ladies dept and check the nightgowns. You can get ‘em with Tweety bird and bugs bunny on the front! The Yosemite Sam one even has guns on it!

  26. Hee hee hee says:

    Wow, and I thought white people were the only ones who could be trash…

    • Casa says:

      Common misconception… while it’s true that only white folks can be “white trash” the roots of trashy behavior knows no color!

  27. Fielding Goodney says:

    The fail is that they forgot to bring their wedding sack

  28. np says:

    Aw! They’re both wearing dresses!

  29. Bennie vala says:

    This iz GHETTO wedding.
    This iz how we do .

  30. Himechan says:

    Ok I have to just say that this is the second most ghetto wedding that I have ever seen. The first was a pic on the web in which the bride and bridesmaids had tube tops on. Anyway if this is what they want, go for it.

  31. _suzy_ says:

    guy’s shouldn’t wear a dress to their own wedding….

  32. PhaNtious says:

    We movin on upppppp, MOVIN ON UP, to the east siiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.

  33. RxCowboy says:

    Actually, I find it quite creative and whimsical. You go girl!

  34. Joy says:

    Well, yahknow, it’s not like you’ve got to be traditional. It’s your wedding; have fun with it.

  35. DGregs says:

    Hip-hop will always be his first wifey.

  36. Mice says:

    Not too long ago I saw a wedding where the bride, groom, and family all danced up the aisle, doing flips and crap. No-one complained about that… I thought that weddings were supposed to be personalized; if this is what they like, then who are we to say they’re wrong and that this isn’t proper? There are plenty of weddings where punk rockers wear Mohawks, metal fans wear chains, etc.

    • Kafziel says:

      The difference is, those people were white and therefore free to do what they want. And punk rocker weddings don’t lend themselves to such clever quips as “fo shizzle my nizzle”, as this one has.

  37. kani says:

    at least she got him to commit.

    “beating the odds” win?

  38. pointingouttheobvious says:

    Cutural differences and artistic expression aside, i wonder what kind of relationship follows a wedding in which the bride goes to the trouble of finding, sizing, and wearing a beautiful dress, while the groom wears jeans, a t-shirt, and a hat.

  39. piemaster85 says:

    You may kiss the bride, dawg!

  40. Steph says:

    Hey not everyone can afford a gorgeous wedding… maybe they just did what they could with what they had.

  41. hyppple says:

    matrimonious ♥

  42. Kafziel says:

    Wow, there are some really racist comments on this one. Tolerance fail!

  43. stewie says:

    This is no more or less ridiculous than what is worn at ‘traditional’ weddings

  44. jj says:

    haha look at the best man’s shirt. it says “I’m the Best man”

  45. TehFunnyGuyInTheCorner says:

    Nimrod?

  46. TehFunnyGuyInTheCorner says:

    Yo,Will you the bride Brotha? Yea I will my brotha.

  47. TehFunnyGuyInTheCorner says:

    ^(you kiss) Sorry for so many comments >_< FAIL.

  48. vinni says:

    big up !! looser

  49. John says:

    This is what happens when you get Soulja Boy to be your wedding planner. :S

  50. amanda says:

    pants on the ground

  51. WatchesYouPee says:

    Check out the pregnant bridesmaid.
    the father is probably the groom.

  52. Andru says:

    The bridesmaid is really hot!

  53. bonersimpson says:

    If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be WRITE.

  54. Mike says:

    Thanks GOD for making me NO like those

  55. PedoBear says:

    B-b-b-b-baby maker!

  56. Amused says:

    Is anyone else interested in what the photographer is taking a picture of? Cuz it looks a lot like he is capturing a nice ass shot of the justice’s ass!!

  57. Samuelm says:

    Did anyone else notice that his hat says “U My Wife”?

  58. Jeff says:

    OMFG, my wife would have friggin gutted me and then burned me if I tried some ghetto sh** like this. EPIC FAIL Then again, when you are on food stamps, you can’t afford much better.

  59. fishamphone says:

    I’ll be honest, I don’t think this is a fail. I think it’s a nice way to make the wedding memorable for both bride and groom if the couple are on a tight budget. Sure it’s not what I’d do, but it does have a consistent theme, it obviously means something important to them, and it’s frankly aesthetically pleasing in its own way.

    Maybe this is the wrong place to say this, but I don’t think it’s okay to make fun of people *just* because they’re poor.

    • AntiCoon says:

      No one is making fun of them because they are poor, they are being made fun of because they fall into a stereotype perfectly. I bet that they had buckets of fried chicken, grape drink, and watermelon at the reception.

      • fishamphone says:

        I don’t see it. T-shirts and airbrushing are now part of the Black stereotype? I think people see “something that looks cheap” + “something I don’t get” and come out with “dhur, it’s a part of their stupid subculture.” I can definitely see some of my educated, upper-middle class friends and family doing similar things to this for their special occasions, keyed more to their personal tastes.

        Heck, anyone here ever been to a geek wedding?

        • Kurt says:

          Fishy, you’re wasting your time. AntiCoon is clearly a racist c*ckbucket. What I don’t get is the fact that I have to censor my profanity because some might find it offensive, yet people can spew all the racism they want without it being deleted. WTF internet? seriously.

  60. Wafflenator says:

    HAHA FAIL. XD

  61. Paul says:

    White Trash marrying Ghetto wangster FTW!

  62. Joe says:

    Haha huge idiots! I guess they are too stupid to realize what their roles are since the best man has ” I’m the best man” on his shirt and the bride has “Wifey” on her ass.

  63. robert ot says:

    damn n*ggers

    • bonersimpson says:

      why bother censoring it, you jackass. how much sense does that make? i bet you still beat your little dick to it just the same.

  64. Yanize says:

    WIN for me : D

  65. Heekee says:

    YO! I WAS DERE WIF MABS, TALUFA, STANDARD STAPLES, HYMIE J AND NORF. ANUTHA DOZEN ‘NESIAS WAS DERE DRINKIN CRISTAL AND GETTING CRAZY YO! HAD TO BE THERE. DAT DRESS WAS MAD CLASSY JUS’ CAUSE Y’ALL CAN’T COMPREHEND HOW PHAT DAT WEDDING WAS DON’T MEAN YOU GET TO HATE ON REAL PLAYAZ! HOLLA!

  66. Thekaas says:

    I guess this is something new for everyone on the internet

  67. ehteras says:

    An interracial couple. What more do you expect from them?

    /hopetodeargodyoucatchthesarcasm

  68. B people are hilarious. They probably have 30 rims on their limousine.

  69. Spoony G says:

    Dat’s Gangsta!!
    Thug Love, Yo.

  70. Brew says:

    Is it just me or is the photographer also holding the camera backwards?

  71. Did you notice... says:

    has anybody noticed that the white girl to the very left is pregnant???

  72. Barry McCokiner says:

    The reception was held at Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles and afta party at da club. What what!!

  73. a says:

    VIVE LE PAKISTAN CHRETIEN!

  74. eatmyplis says:

    Lol, look how proud his mom looks.

  75. Jesse says:

    This is not a wedding fail. It’s a rehearsal win.

  76. WehrWolf says:

    Typical negroes trying to change everything decent into a “ghetto” graffiti show.

  77. Rob says:

    “And I sayz, DO YOU takes this lovin bitch to be yo lovin wife foweva?”
    “Of course i D to the O”
    “And i , and I , and i sayz DO you take this black-ass gangsta muthaf*cka to be not only yo baby daddy, butch yo husband as well?”
    “Of course i D to the O”
    “Then may yo life be gangsta till the end of time, you are now hoe and baby daddy!”

  78. Doomed2Fail says:

    got this from Britney Spears


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