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Is he the t-rex or the boo girl?
*boob.. can’t believe I misspelled that.
Maybe he’s both now? Perhaps this is an ad for some sort of mitosis inducing drug?
He’s more like a jelly belly.
Mitosis is the process by which a eukaryotic cell separRAR ROAARRAR RRAEAARRRRAAWW RRAWRARR
Chuckles.
LOL
Makes sense…woman+tyrannosaurus rex=man
both are him. he grew a pair of boobs and a long t-rex after some weird programme
He’s a f*cking T-REX!
I cant believe how fast you replOARAAARRRRRROARR RRAWRRRRR AEEOORRRR.
Hey guys what’s going OOOAAARRRRAAAAARRR RRRRAAAWWWWRRRAAAEEOOORRRRR!
you guys are morRAAAWR OAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRAWWW
oh my
what the hell is going on around he-RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR
OAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWWR
You know, I really don’t thi–RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRWWWWRRRR!
yea i agree with th- MEOW
Oh dear … I think something went wrong with your transfor—-RAAAAWWWWRrrRRRRR!
Okay I’m knew to this placRRRAAWWWR OOAARRREEWWWWRRR
well i think thF*** S*** motherf***er
It’s turn into a T-Rex not turn into Ozzie Osbourn.
Totally agrRRAWWROROWA BLUBPLOUPFLOCK
Please can someone at least finish thRRROARRRAW RRRAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRROOOOOOOOARRR!
This looks like fun, I think i wi— RAhWHWHAHWHAHAAAAAAAA!!
I don’t feel any thing
….-RAWWARARAWRAR-
meowth? are you suggesting he’s a pokee-man?
where did the sexy girl come from?
He turned into a T-Rex AND a sexy girl.
haha powell that was fu-RRRRrrRRWOROROROAARARARARRRRRWRRRROBAMARRQWWRRRRRRARRLOLRRWRARWWWWWWWWRArrrrrwrrRWINRARRRRrr!
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
I heard there was going to be soRAAAWR OAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRAWWW
I’ma firin my BLAARRRAGGGHHHHHHGGGHHHHHGGAAGAGAHGAHGHHAGAHHG!
This is definitely photosho aRAAAWWWRRRA AARHOOOWWWARRRR
WTF is going oRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWERRRRR!
god damn it i knew i shouldn’t have taken this shiERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR ROOOOOOOOAR
RRRRAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRGGHHHHAAACCCKKK…. Oh, hey, guys. What’s up?
neither nor. He’s inside the T-Rex.
There was a young lady of Riga,
Who smiled when she rode on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
Riga doesn’t rhyme with tiger.
Limerick Fail.
It rhymes if you pronounce it “TIGAH.” Which I automatically did, of course.
It does if you’re not American.
Multicultural Acceptance Fail.
boo for boob…….. FAIL!!!!
boo is booming
hes is actully the woman but the t rex is actully just the head and neck growing out her ass
Yo Taylor, Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the RAWWWRRRRRAAARRRWWWWAAARRRGGGGHHHAAARRAWWRRRR!!!!!
2nd
Noob.
WIN
It’s okay, noobs win sometimes. You just got a littly c0cky is all.
I lolzed to that.
Great!!
I love it.
I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me.
It’s ALL about you, little Mousie!
I’m glad you approve.
For a second there, I thought your name referred to the band. Lucky I realized the connection before I Broke your Steel for heinous crimes against music, Brother.
*snork*
You’re an idiot.
Even after I made that well thought out and tasteful joke? I’m crushed.
I’ll say it, just to get it out of the way.
OmG sh0pd!
*runs in circles*
I know! Those arms are waytoo tiny to be believable.
Whoops. I must have been spaced out.
I know, right?
And nobody prints the word f*cking in a magazine/advert
Jon, please go back on the vampire fail and *squeeze* the minty green guy. He thinks you don’t like him.
And they totally misspelled “REEAAAAAOOOOOWWR”
?RWWOOOOOAAAAAEER dellepssim yllatot yeht dnA
or 3rd
the 3rd is a turd.
Don’t you know that the 3rd is a turd?
The thi-thi-third-third-third the third is a turd~!
OH BURRREEEEAAAAAWWWWWWWRN!
thurd?
Sur-finnnn’ thuuuuuuurrrrrrrd ….
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Are you happy now?
…now that you’re a T-rex?
…you can wear a name badge saying you’re a T-rex?
wiping your ass with those tiny arms must be difficult now that he’s RRAAARWRWWWRRRRRRRRRR
but he has that woman with a missing middle finger to wipe it for him.
ahhh, the woman comes bundled with the T-Rex transformation pill just for that purpose? whowuddathunkthat! I wonder what they’d give me if i add $20
for 20$ you get the missing middle finger
replay
I honestly think this is the biggest WTF moment
…you’re the biggest WTF moment…
WTF, that was my claim to fame! You’re giving it to him now?
Your ferrets are EPIC!
This picture defines awesome.
LIVE YOUR DREAM RIDE THE REX!
give your cream hide the text
Was this after he converted to the religion of Raptor Jesus?
He’s a baptized Barosaurus.
sarahsaurus palinustude
That’s your answer to everything.
So this was a demonstration of the “pocky-lips,” and he has been raptored?
Before, and After…
I wonder what the process was like 0.o
It’s a little more complicated than taking fat from your butt and putting it in your cheeks. I think they actually turn your skin inside-out.
Gamma radiation may be involved here.
I thought Gamma only turned you green?
Green-ish. You need that to become a t-rex.
They probably added some brown gamma rays too.
And then rinse and repeat.
nooooo… frequent and repetitive sex left his skin all scaly-like.
So, what you are saying is that everyone has t-rex on the inside?
eitale compas!!
Alternative Title: Plastic Surgery Fail
Don’t you mean win?
His love handles look oh-so-better now.
Jeez. The PTB really are coming down on the fìrsters, huh?
*sniff*
It’s a beautiful thing.
*sniff*
Why aren’t the various ennumerations on the moderated words list?
Perhaps the PTB have found a way to get around the firsters without making it a taboo word. Innerfesting…
Does this mean we might still be able to say words like blàme again?
It does not appear so.
but it doea appear we can say OARAAARRRRRROARR RRAWRRRRR AEEOORRRR.
*sigh* Capitalization fail.
*bukkit*
Scott! Such words! You should consider being a poet.
Thanks. I’m truly an onomatopoeia master.
Well keep Banging out those Ringers.
I’ll see if I can Crank out a few more Booming examples.
You’re quite a Whizz at it. Really quite Smash-ing.
No, no, no! I said I wanted pecs! PECS!
I am sorry failblog _ but this one isnt funny
this is not a FAIL _ this is some kind of joke> i don”t want jokes> i want real fails
Then think of it as a fail fail and the world will be at peace again… just for JQisAwesome.
Of course is not a Fail.
IN fact, There’s a WIN written on it.
Humorless people need not apply. Move along.
Underscores, greater thans, double quotes?
I want correct punctuation and proper capitalization, but we can’t always have everything we want.
Hmm… interesting. The two middle letters in the word “f*cking”, previously there, are now absent.
It’s like, whaddafu? Did some PTB staff not review the fail prior to posting?
Maybe it’s supposed to say fornicating?
Bonking?
Whoops. You appear to have bonked your head.
Kinky.
Or frolicking?
yes pew pew
lol…is that Tammy and the T-Rex?
wow this is cool.. i wish i could trrrrrraaaaaaaawwwwrrrrrrrrrrr.. yawnnn…
Damn, why do dinasaurs get all the babes?
FAKE!
Yeah, clearly the second one is shopped.
Nah…looks real to me!
No shit sherlock
It reminds me of a very traumatic experience I once had on a date with my girl friend… it left me so emotionaly scarred I had to give it a name; so I called it DINOSAURS THAT SHOOT LAZER BEAMS WHEN THEY ROAR!
♪Is she really going out with himmmm? Is she really going to take him home tonight?♫
♪Bend me brake me, anyway you need me.♫
break*
I never get that right.
♫Nobody’s gonna brake your stride, nobody gonna slow you down. Oh no.♫
♪Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.♫
He bit off the tip of her middle finger! He’s out for blood, put him down.
Wow I did not notice that…
You sir have made my day.
It is spelt F_U_C-K_I_N_G!
Actually, no. There is no hyphen in f*cking. Thanks for playing!
Why must my nation come up in the dirtiest of conversations? What have we done to you people?
My apologies, Your Majesty. Yours is an unfortunate exception to my rule. Perhaps you should consider changing the name of your island? I suggest “Fric”.
A noble idea, at least now we can get some geography in your average high-schooler.
We thank you, kind Shadow Man. How can we ever repay you?
Oh, no repayment necessary. It’s all in a day’s work for…
SHADOW MAN!*cue theme song*
And that would be… Chevelle’s “Send the Pain Below” according to this clicky.
They may not have safety third on their list, but I trust their instincts.
Chevelle’s not really my thing…
Got anything by Lisa Lashes?
*Disowns clicky*
I got T-Pain. Never again.
*snorkroffle!*
^5
“I’m in Love with a Stripper.”
Oh, poor you.
Spelt isn’t spelt s-p-e-l-t. Spelt is spelt s-p-e-l-l-e-d.
Well… erm… not strictly speaking
…
spelt /spɛlt/
–verb
a pt. and pp. of spell.
Also…
spelt /spɛlt/
–noun
a wheat, Triticum aestivum spelta, native to southern Europe and western Asia, used chiefly for livestock feed.
ht tp://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spelt
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Oh good grief! You’re right. Today really sucks. I think that I’ll go back to bed and start again next Thursday.
No, no, no. It was one tiny misteka. We all make them.
Haha! I have found such mistekas!
You are both mistekan.
*hugs*
Today hasn’t been my favorite day, either. But mayhap it’s up to us to find a better tomorrow?
And being around friends is a good place to start. *more hugs*
Tomorrow I see a lung specialist to discuss a procedure for Monday to deal with what was found in a CT/PET scan today.
Well, shit.
Okay, your not-good day trumps my not-good day. Time to break out the hooch.
I don’t know about you, but few things tick me off more than settling down to feeling crappy about the world and then having someone else come along being justifiably more depressed. I feel cheated somehow. And that makes me more depressed.
Justifiably so!
(There. I fixed it for you.)
I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a procedure today.
*squeeze*
Oh I’m sure that I’ll be paying for this. Just not monetarily. Any idea what a Lung Wash entails? Perhaps I shouldn’t know.
Just don’t get the wax!
LOL! Take the blow dry, though.
Thanks you two. I really did need that.
I just read up on the bronchoalveolar lavage procedure. Happily it sounds like I’ll be more or less put out. Bronchoalveolar Lavage Procedure sounds oh so much better than Lung Wash.
Out. Out is good.
Let us know you’re ok when you’re done, okay?
Will do. It’s going to be one looooong weekend.
Have you thought about correcting the errors on the evaluations, handing them back and saying that it was a pop quiz?
Yes, please, Coyote. I don’t follow the blog as closely as I once did, but your friends here will likely catch news from you and pass it around.
At this moment I am at a weird little site call cleverbot.com. You chat with a computer. The answers are nearly as random as here.
Anything that you’d care to share about your day? I’m always available.
Read some of my student evaluations today. Let’s just say that the very few disgruntled students in my classes can be very, very bitter. And sharp. And hurtful.
I think it’s more a bruised or sprained ego than anything else.
Did they at least use correct grammar?
If the grumbles were justified, you can change. If they weren’t, who cares what they think.
Clutch the gruntled students opinions to your heart and let them insulate you.
The only instructors that I had that asked for evaluations were the ones that I liked. The idiots never dared.
Fanks.
*squeeze*
*fanks* oh and by the waRRRRAAAAWWWWWWWRRRR OAAAARRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!
spell1 [spel] Show IPA verb, spelled or spelt, spell⋅ing.
–verb (used with object)
1. to name, write, or otherwise give the letters, in order, of (a word, syllable, etc.): Did I spell your name right?
2. (of letters) to form (a word, syllable, etc.): The letters spelled a rather rude word.
3. to read letter by letter or with difficulty (often fol. by out): She painfully spelled out the message.
4. to discern or find, as if by reading or study (often fol. by out).
5. to signify; amount to: This delay spells disaster for us.
–verb (used without object)
6. to name, write, or give the letters of words, syllables, etc.: He spells poorly.
7. to express words by letters, esp. correctly.
—Verb phrases
8. spell down, to outspell others in a spelling match.
9. spell out,
a. to explain something explicitly, so that the meaning is unmistakable: Must I spell it out for you?
b. to write out in full or enumerate the letters of which a word is composed: The title “Ph.D.” is seldom spelled out.
Spelled is also valid don’t feel too bad
Stupid Graphic Disigner Fail.
Spelling fail. (dEsigner)
When Jesse Ventura compares himself to a ‘Sexual Tyrannosaurus’ in Predator, he didn’t actually mean a real ‘Tyrannosaurus’…
Haha! That’s what I immediately thought of too!
ROAAAR
Want.
Do want?
Do not want?
Is she missing a finger?
Does anyone have the link to the uncensored version?
Here’s the missing part:
uck
You’re welcome.
!!!! would be great for crushing all those pesky cars!
Come on dudes, it’s not even funny, certainly shouldn’t count as one of our few rationed chunks of FAIL.
Is it just me or does that lady have a super short middle finger?
Looks like a scan from a print magazine. Does anyone know where this is from?
Indeed.
It’s from a print magazine.
please, nobody use this product, I’m terrified by T-rex
That’s some random sh**, I love it!
Well the pills certainly improved his looks! It’s too bad they had to ruin it by including the bimbo.
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
aw gosh no! I really wanted to turn into a dinosaur!! You mean this mean people would fake a picture of a guy turning into a dinosaur? There’s no nigerian prince either then? There were biological weapons in Iraq after all? My world is crumbling!!
See you later, I’m going to the barn to shoot myself.
maybe turns you into lady gaga? (in order of left to right)
Correction… He’s “a f****** T-REX” with a Carmen Electra look-alike. That’s pretty close to priceless.
WIN! HAHAHAHA
good day everyone. i’d like to remind you all that the anniversary of charles lindbergh’s attempt to persuade the u.s. congress to negotiate a neutrality pact with germany. Please celebrate the honor of this man.
RAAAWR OAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRAWWW- is that your interpretation of the word “buff”?
That’s awesome. Fail to the person who posted this on failblog
It’s posted as Win.
This is pretty freakin’ awesome. I can think of nothing interesting to say, so on to the question:
Anybody know quite where this was before it came to Failblog? Or was this generated entirely for our benefit and placed here, much as one finds the occasional lolrus on the lolcats page because it is not better suited to another blog?
What the hell? Where is this froooaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGHINGS! *and insert more cow bell here*
“This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.” =D
Is that you Guttermonkey??
hahahah
SHOOP-DA-W—RRRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
xD it sounds like you are all violently throw-RAAAAORRRRAWWROW- THIS STUFF IS AMAZING!!!!!!
Huh…”Take this mutagenic, modified DNA vector and get yourself a hot zoophile!” yikes “~”
DOCTOR OCTORAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRROOooOOORowGGrRg
Is this ad suggesting that it is easier to pick girls if you’re a T-Rex?
Its easier to pick T-Rexes if you’re a girl.
Take away the captions & the add suggests that they will take your chubby ass & turn you into a hot chick with a pet dinosaur.
indeed — i’d say she was the pet, but she’s wearing too many clothes for my lair
hahaha fail cuz then u dnt have usable arms if u no wat i mean ^^
It was very interesting for me to read the article. Thanx for it. I like such topics and anything connected to them. I definitely want to read a bit more soon.
Sincerely yours
A (good) sex change with a free T-rex?
Thats so weRawgraoretargrar
Imagine what the kids would look like……
What i do not understood is in reality how you’re now not actually much more neatly-appreciated than you may be right now. You’re very intelligent. You already know therefore significantly on the subject of this topic, made me individually imagine it from so many varied angles. Its like women and men aren’t fascinated until it is one thing to accomplish with Girl gaga! Your personal stuffs nice. All the time handle it up!