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“We have met the enemy and (s)he is us.”
~ Pogo
*chases tail*
Judical Fail
^What the first OJ Simpson trial is commonly known as?
Oh I just Gloved that, great TV.
I didn’t think it fit well in my regular programming.
Left a trail
Is it just me or has this site gone to a Child molester mode. Do the people who own this site not have kids.? Probably “Dinks”.
I remeber the fails used to be real funny so all people from different walks could laugh togther. Now you have to be warped to get some of fails.
I see they are looking for help maybe they let go of the wrong peeps.
do you even have any idea what your talking about? because what your saying has NOTHING to do with the picture or comments…
Although he nested incorrectly, he has a point.
But… this fail indeed’s got nothing to do with pedo crap.
By “nested incorrectly” I meant “came out of hibernation”.
Mr czuhc i just commented on the last fail cause it was last. Mental illness in not funny for professional and persons alike. The last fails stand for themselves. Some think child molestation is funny and needs to have “one liners” that I have seen from some of the “regulars” and irregulars.
dklnbr being entitled to its opinion. But to the hostilities there seems to be lots of that here lately.
I hope you have been well and have a guud year.
I gotta wonder what’s on some people’s minds when they see a mildly cute old woman stalking herself fail…. and suddenly start ranting about pedophilia obsessions out of the blue.
Just saying…
Back it down son. The last 5 fails have not been to the standards of this site. Now if you think child porn and molestation fails are funny then you can own it.
Really at this point I think we’ve come so far in “Fails” that its almost impossible to come across something new, I gather they are going to the taboo items simply because they have no choice in the matter, however I’ve sent in some fail pics to them before and they never accepted them, so I have no idea.
Show me how to vote for them and I will if they are funny. KevinK.
Yea, i aggrea.. this site is really going down on its standards…
Altho, there do come funny stuff once and a while…
No Kids? Seriously? You might want to re-thinnk that… I’m 13
Sorry, I thought you meant no kids go on this site… Fail
maybe her ass is just too huge.
~I don’t see how the size of her donkey changes anything.~
Nonetheless, she should burro her head in shame.
Third!!!
*Follows Shadow*
I know that no-good fellow is up to something!
But only the Shadow knows exactly what.
maybe she liked her self
The human equivalent of a dog chasing its tail?
Maybe it’s on of those things that happens when you approach the speed of light and time changes. I’ve never really understood all that very well. Guess I’m no Einstein.
…and I am just Hawking cheap tat, I have less idea!
It’s all relative.
Attempt at explaining quantum mechanics FAIL.
You’re spending a lot of energy on something that doesn’t matter.
I Just don’t like those that are critical at mass.
oops…thats let the cat out of the bag….er…box
Planck’s for the memory.
Bohm Tish!
She really shouldn’t beat herself up over this.
When she found out she was the victim and the stalker, she was beside herself!
So does she get to sue herself for mental distress too?
I think she does, that means jail and a fine for Papa smurf
im sure she was in two minds about it.
That’s confusing. Maybe she saw her own reflection and wondered “what IS that…that…..thing?!?!”, thus proceeding to figure out for hours on end by watching the mirror what said figure was until, ultimately, she sued it. Or it was a sex fantasy idk
If you’re trying to do harm to yourself, is it really a good idea to throw her in jail with herself? What kind of protection is that?
Close protection?
What I wonder is if she sat at the defense or prosecutors table….
Yes.
I know you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer, but…
witness protection?
EXORCIST
There are officially not enough callings in this world for everyone…
So, why don’t you call? I sit here by the phone all day like an idiot waiting, and then someone says, “Hey, it’s a cell phone, why don’t you just take it with you?”
*calls MRN*
*hangs up after he answers*
*giggles*
You is naughty MsB
I’ve gotta get my kicks somehow.
Have you tried karate?
*squeeze*
Nope, but I’ve been doing a little boxing. It seems to be helping.
*squeezeback*
Are you moving then?
*hands over flatpacked crates*
Ooooh! Thanks!
*boxes up MRN’s stuff*
She is… (ahem) they are Smeagol! *Gollum* *Gollum*
This is comment win
I’m coming to get me! errrr you!! I mean myself…..oh screw it
(looking in mirror) I see you. You may not see me, but I see you
So how exactly is the restraining order going to work?
She’ll have to wear one of those cones they put on pets.
One for each hand too
Damn, and I just got mine off to. . . They’re no fun. . .
she should show some self-restraint
Not only did she manage to fool herself by being the victim AND the stalker, no, she also fooled the court by making them believe that an ugly guy wearing a wig was a woman.
She admitted she masturbates and they charged her with rape.
Ok lady point where you, errr, i mean the bad women touch you on the doll
Was it consensual?
I don’t know, but she claims she had a simultaneous orgasm.
She was leading two lives during the ordeal.
Tried to organize acts of violence against herself … those are some stellar organizational skills.
And then to actually press charges…
You are your own worst enemy…
she looks a lot like the mad woman in the plane…
I was thinking that but comforming it would have meant watching that video again.
It is funny that you mention that video. I looked over the comments page for that one and realized that the administrators would not post my comment because I asked a legal question in regard to whether this site opens themselves up to law suits for publishing photos and videos of people that were taken without their knowledge and consent. That they would not post suggests a great deal. I wonder if they will allow this one?
I and myself *ahem* Myself and I were just thinking that.
Pull yourself together.
I always used to tell myself that I was following myself and myself replied that myself was following I. We were both confused about who was who and why I was following myself…
Now that’s a headline news.com.au would post just to sound good. Oh wait… it was them!
Did she press charges against herself? The only crime she should be guilty of is wasting tax payers money. And it’s a win, you can’t fail stalking yourself.
the main witness for the prosecution failed to appear…and the defendant skipped bail., now whodathoughtit!
But there is no way to stalk yourself…
Wrong, you’re doing it all the time.
Must be some kind of dogman?
Me, myself and I are three very good friends.
That’s funny!
SHUT UP YOU MORON! I’LL KILL YOU!
But… I’ve done nothing to you…
NOTHING?!? JUST YESTERDAY YOU IDIOT ACCIDENTALLY POKED YOURSELF IN YOUR – HENCE MY – EYE! THAT HURTED LIKE SHIT! YOU DESERVE WHAT’S COMING!!!
I’m sorry.
YA’ THINK? YOU WILL BE, I PROMISE!
*is very tempted to steal AE’s avatar again and join the fight*
*doesn’t want to upset AE though*
Wise move.
I stopped him.
WTF!?
Who is Tyler Durden?
First rule about self-stalking. Don’t talk about self-stalking.
*replaces . with :*
Geez! What’s my problem lately?
that’s what you said
Stalking Fail = Schizophrenia Win
She’s most likely suffering from Münchausen syndrome.
SHE’S NOT, YOU IDIOT! WHO MADE YOU A DOCTOR? IT’S A CLEAR CASE OF MÜNCHAUSEN BY PROXY!
Don’t you come that tone with me, sir. You’re not even a real captain. Besides, everyone knows you can’t hold your ale.
WHAT ?
Now now, lads.
KEEP OUT OF IT, CRAZY PERSON!
Or what?
?
Who’s that?
you’ll go blind if you carry on like that
Pure Genius
*all bow*
Judy’s gonna need a little help with this one.
Agreed, that was exceptional!
Absolutely brilliant!
That is not a fail. All people already have stalked themselves ,and those who say they havent still do it
Here is the article. :/
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26587340-421,00.html
i think she was stalking the mole on herself.
# when I think about you I stalk myself #
Brain bleach! Brain bleach! I can’t get that !mage out of my head! Curse you Avis!
yeesh, you would have thought she might have at least tried stalking someone more attractive – no wonder she got caught
did she sue herself? or how can that been? maybe emo woman?
FAKE
isnt that the bald guy from Lost wearing a wig?
How can anyone stalk themselves? Is that even possible?????
Dude, that’s not a woman. That’s a Bill O’ Reilly with a white wig. Seriously, look at it!
Wait a minute… does that mean she told herself off to the police?
I stalk myself all the time, I have eight restraining orders against myself…
But I keep coming back. (rimshot) ahh..booo.
More like “Woman Fail”. Look at the picture. That cannot be a woman.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.
Spelling fail in the article. Wtf is “organise”? I thought it was organize? o.0
My guess is that it’s spelled that way in Australian English. Chill! =)
The headline is misleading so that people will read it. She was found guilty of stalking a store owner, not herself. She was sending him letters telling him to kill her, though not signed by her, so he didn’t know she was sending them about herself.
rly?cause i thought she was crazy for a little while…….:O
Ceiling Cat
Was Watching Her Masturbate
…and was not amused.
ceiling cat MADE her stalk herself……how do you stalk yourself?
lol anybody else think this weird?
That’s a woman? Looks like Gary Busey in a mullet wig.
Looks like a man in a wig to me.
I’ve heard of the phrase “your own worst enemy”, but THIS?!