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“When the going gets tough, the tough get going.”
“When the going gets icy, the icy get going.”
When the going gets icy, I stay home where it’s warm and dry.
When the going gets dry, the bacon lube gets going.
Bacon lube? I bet only fat chicks/queers like that lube
Who the hell put Bacon Lube on that ice??
“And when the tough can’t go, they do a reverse walrus slide out from under their car.”
♪ Slip, sliding away ♫
50 ways to lose your footing
♪Wipeout♫
Ice only have ice for you…
♫For your ice only,
Only for you….♫
♪As he’s watch us all with the ice of the tiger.♫
(8) “never gonna get back up, fatty’s gonna fall back down. Then he’s gonna roll around and slide past you!” (8)
♪ Don’t be alarmed if I fall,
Head over Feet♫
♪Something happens and I’m head over heels.♫
♪ So why don’t you slide
Yeah we’re gonna let it, slide. ♫
♪ I turned my head and looked below
And there was something there I know
Suddenly I began to fall
I looked around and tried to call
Standing in a slide zone… ♫
♪Falling down on all that I’ve ever known…♫
♪ I won’t say anything at all, so why don’t you slide. Yeah, I’m gonna let it slide. . . ♪
*Sigh*
*Bukkits*
Stoopid phone calls.
♪ I try to keep awake, but I, I can feel this narcolepsy slide. . . ♪
*Squeezzzzzzzzzz*
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away
that street would make the best slide ever!
(8) I like big fails and i cannot lie, you other bloggers cant deny..(8)
He’s been incapacitated! She needs to help him up before a hunter gets him! jk
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When does the cameraman fall?
cameraWOman, please!
CameraPERSON, please!
CameraHERMAPHRODITE then… please
The Asexual Film and Photography Association condemns your statements and demands an apology.
cameracandid
I dont fall – I’m careful
I just film the fiancee making a fool out of himself isntead, lol
SECOND
Fail
Not.
Guy should have paid more attention when his Physics teacher taught Newton’s Third Law of Motion.
It’s newton’s first law of motion actually.
When the ice is slippery, there is less friction, thus less force on the body.
So the object keeps moving straight at a constant speed.
actually, its the 2nd law, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
A European man tried driving (action), a building almost got damaged and a man could’ve gotten a concussion (reaction)
jeez.. thats the third law..
Great example tho..
Its newtons 4th law!
That Dihydrogen Monoxide at <0 C = Imminent and Immeasurable Failure.
you fail, Dima pwned
let it slide
second comment!
ice like that is fun
shit when i commented there was just 1 comment.
Yet another reason not to call out numerical order when commenting in ANY blog forum.
Holy Sht…!! Your Avatar is a bird!!
“Careful!” *splat*
driving in ice is kind of impossible, he handle this!
keep doing this good job. Gz for the site and cumps from the other side of the atlantic! Portugal!
sry about bad english*
Glad you could stop by, Portugal!
i a ginger kid
u mad?
daddy beat him, then made him drive on ice.
Jesus ChrICEst
Yes, I agree. Jesus is the coolest god!
I dunno…I’ve always been partial to Bastet myself. I mean, c’mon…kitteh goddess, devourer of ebil!!
While I don’t disagree with you DW, Skadi, Norse goddess of winter and the north, has got to be the coolest.
Now that’s just cold. She should get together with Boreas, purple-winged god of the North Wind and winter. They could have tiny, freezing, purple babies together.
That just made me cross my legs, Dragon, and cringe.
If she got together with Höðr, would Höðrfrost cause snow blindness?
Yayyy, you’re an Atheist, and proud of it. Good Job!
Who are you talking about? They were all talking about believing in gods…
♪♫ Ice ice baby! ♪♫
♪ You’re cold as ice.
You’re willing to sacrifice our love. ♫
♫ ♪ I’ll tumble for ya! ♪ ♫
ice win
Damn that fun!!
~Hooray that fun!!~
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Now Ms B what have I told you about trying to walk without your walker?
*helps Ms B up and puts her in her walker*
Uh-oh – looks like her Depends™ needs changed, too. Can you take care of that, Motts?
Watch it, sis. We both know who’s older.
*thinks about making a metamucil joke*
*thinks better of it*
So, how is everyone today?
Good, at least nothing I can AARP over yet.
All is well in your life? Alert us if it’s not.
My phone borked. Pleh.
Better phone then spleen amirite?
Looks like you would need ice skates to cross that street. Or ice cleats.
Is that a canal or waterway at the end of the street? It looks like a boat just glides by.
That would be a truck……Different from a boat cause a truck has wheels that roll along a paved road vs a boat which has a rudder and propeller
*runsawayscaredforhislife*
I can’t see the lower part of whatever it is. Also? My computer plays all videos badly, frames are missing, and it slooooooowwwws waaaaaaayyyyyyy dooooooowwwwwnnnnnn.
T_at mi_ht be a s_ight pr_blem.
I am s_re i_’s noth_ng y_u ca_’t wor_ out.
The sound oddly enough plays at normal speed, with no missing parts. Which can make easier or harder to figure out what happens, and when.
We are supposed to get the computerS fixed at some point, but not until the problems get big enough to affect my step-fathers work.
Welcome to Iowa…that would be our weather today…and sadly to say, I got acquainted with the ice. Funny how one moment I’m standing, trying to get into my car and the next moment, I’m in a slushy water puddle. My knee and elbow could have used a heads-up…
*lend SuzieQ a hand*
You have to watch your footing.
Thanks, Jules. At least I didn’t break anything…
And thats why I wear knee, elbow pads, and a helmet wherever I go….That and the doctor at the fun padded room said it would be best for me.
Yeah, you gotta love when it rains at below freezing temperatures.
that stupid british guy definitively needs driving lessons
The recent cold snap has exposed how poorly equipped we are at driving on ice.
Or some spiked tires, at the least.
Here in Sweden I’m even riding my bike on ice without major issues.
BTW the lack of Snow Tyre / etc infrastructure & their general unsuitability outside of severely snowbound areas is the reason I’ve been off 2 wheels since just before Christmas
—- finally released the suicycle from it’s redbrick prison a couple evenings ago. Going out on the icy roads with summer tyres would have been like signing your own death warrant. Unbelievably still saw some bikers about. One very nearly stacking it on a curve at speeds far below what even I as a relative newb would have managed in the rain. Others having to go along dragging their feet to stay upright… dunno what they do when needing to brake (front wheel braking? on ice? f*** off) or change gear…
I’d love to have a go at scrambling through snowing land with proper knobbly, spiked tyres on, given how entertaining it is to do it through the forest or sandy tracks in better weather, but the car’s a much more practical option round here.
umm… overdoing it on the comment a bit, aren’t we?
That video must be fake
Here in Michigan, spikes and chains are illegal on the roadways.
Yeah, same for Wisconsin I’m pretty sure. I have never seen anyone using them, and I’m sure they would be pretty common if people could use them.
I hear they mess up the roads pretty bad also.
We probably get more driving tuition than you, from what I see, in foreign countries you turn a corner and get a driving licence. He’s just an arse, they exist.
This looks like a slippery situation
Nice one there slick.
Slide on thy ice lolrus… Slide….
lol @ lolrus
in Soviet Russia, Ice slips on YOU!
There’s a railroad crossing down the hill, with a train there? It’s probably for the best that he gave up driving on that ice, then.
Or a truck. My bad. It took several looks at it to figure it out.
First it was a boat, now a train, next its going to be a airport
Look boss,
*points to the sky*
Da plane, Da Plane
No need to be so short Jules.
Jules could always get shoe lifts, i hear they help give you a couple inches at least in height.
Maybe it’s superman
Or maybe we will get really lucky and see SPECIALMAN!
I don’t feel like dancing…
I don’t feel like working.
*squeeze*
Me too neither. Let’s play hooky.
I have to say I agree with NS.
*~has been having so much fun this week~*
i dont feel like commenting
Maybe you should have gone with your feelings then.
Maybe it was the fact that the steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car that hinders the drivers mobility. ;]
No, that’s your problem with your country, you drive on the wrong side. Plus we have the highest standard of driving in the world, this arse just lets the team down. :/
I think you mean the RIGHT side…… ha!
Having the clutch and the gearstick operated by the same side of the body (& brain) helps the co-ordination dontcha know.
Though I’ll capitulate that it doesn’t explain why the Finns are still better ralliers. They used to be LHD, mind.
Probs cos they spend so long learning to drive. They have to do lessons for a year, practice on wet surfaces, do winter driving etc etc before they can even take their test!
boobs ftw!
alright, alright, alright
yeah sure …
Has some area been given a snow day today?
Looks a bit scripted if you ask me.
“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated”
“You’ll rue the day!”
<Stewie>
*waits impatiently*
“Well go ahead, start ruing!”
</Stewie>
“Rue the day? Who says that?”
“Who talks like that?”
You are correct, I misquoted.
We get weather/ice like that so often around here. Not quite every winter but almost. I was once inching my way across a freshly scraped (read – sheet of ice) parking lot. I made a perfect ‘v’, despite my care. The gents at the top of the hill clapped. My coccyx did not approve or appreciate that.
you smell that? its the smell of a fake.
A snow fake?
It’s snow fake.
Icy.
I’m feeling sleety. I think I’ll go back to bed.
No, that the smell of burning transmission fluid.
Burning clutch friction material, mate. We know how to drive stick in these parts.
Ya I do too, its obviously photoshop job
Here, you forgot your !!!!one!!eleventy!1!!
hm, don’t think it is; what led you to that conclusion?
It’s like he has no concept of the properties of ice. Repeatedly he tries to move on it and fails to understand that it changes how you move over surfaces.
I particularly liked the sort of jump from the sidewalk to the street.
It was pretty clear he had no clue as soon as he started spinning his tires as fast as he did.
The “AARRH” and “ARRUH” at 00:28 and 00:32 crack me up each time.
Apparently there was a barrier seen only by him…or a very odd game of hopscotch.
It’s called a ‘path’ and a ‘road’.
Not sure what part of Britain calls it just “path”. Footpath, maybe, in some places. “Pavement” everywhere else, given that our sidewalks come from an age before metalled roads. The bit at the side was the only paved part.
And the bit in the middle could be road, highway, carriageway, lane… and the very literal tarmac, even. And definitely Street is allowed.
OK, that’s your cross cultural learning for the day done. Back to the lolcats.
“Slide, Slide, Slippity-Slide, With switches on the block of a ’65″
Are you the guy from the video?
If not, you two do share some genetic trait.
And now for something completely different: The Ministry of Silly Walks.
(Monty Python fans will remember that one!)
~There are no Monty Python fans here~
We used to have a Monty Python fan here, but we nailed his head to the floor.
We sent him off to find a shrubbery. I don’t know when/if he’ll come back.
iiiiiii loooooovveeeeeeeee yooooooooouuuuuuuu
*bangs head with pan*
My…brain…huuuurts!
no, defendant no Monty python fans here…;)
sumbody needs ta speed this shit up and put the Benny Hill theme behind it. total hit
front-wheel fail
i’m hoping you mean in relation to 4wd rather than rwd. 2wd to the rear is even greater fail on ice than front. And superfail for trying to reverse uphill, for the same reason that using the handbrake is less than 50% as effective as the pedal (which activates the fronts more forcefully than the rears).
always remember too, kids: 4wd only helps for when you need to apply power. it may have helped dingus here get up the hill; but as he was having trouble keeping the car on-track with the same 2-wheel steering and 4-wheel braking that a 4×4 has, probably not.
Hahaha! Owning a private car = automatic fail.
The guy doesn’t even know how to walk properly. DEVOLUTION!
HAHA it almost looks like the car is running ova him ^_^
Dear Britian,
Gutters.
Love,
America.
Dear America:
Don’t do it at all.
Love,
the Irken Armada
Dear America,
We had them before you existed.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island.
Dear UK,
WWII. You owe us.
-America
Dear Amerika.
WWII. You owe US.
- The Former USSR
FTW!
You all owe us actually)
Dear Every One
You All Owe Germany. (Without Them WWII Would Have Been Imposable)
Now thats funny!
Dear Everyone on Earth:
Pray I don’t get a DeathNote for christmas. FTW.
Love,
the Irken Armada
(BTW, PLEASE don’t EVER breed.)
Dear America, we owe you nothing because we defended ourselves. Stop taking credit for a war you enter 5 minutes before the end.
Your Loving Mother,
Britain
Epic!
High five bro! (Y)
What is it with Americans and the War!
It was bad enough, can’t you just drop the subject!
Noobs
Dear America,
those words are spelt “Britain” and “The United States”. Also, what exactly do you mean “gutters”?
Yours sincerely,
UK of GB, NI et cetera.
Global warming could have saved them!! How inconvenient that it’s never around when you really need it.
Hey, uh, Al Gore. How’s that book of yours doing?
*Fake chuckles*
It’s getting so cold these days! I’m confused.
*Fake chuckles*
Global warming is an increase in the mean temperature over time ALONGSIDE higher variability, meaning hotter summer days and COLDER WINTER DAYS.
WAKEY WAKEY!
To tackle the subject properly, it’s Anthropogenic (man-made) Climate Change as a result of Global Warming. One of the supposed effects is a risk of the Gulf Stream (which, along with its island status, keeps Britain considerably warmer in winter than the New York – Nova Scotia area and northern central europe, despite being on the same latitudes) weakening or collapsing completely, which could lead to us being completely icebound from November to February. This may be the start of it.
On the other hand, we had FAR worse than this upto the 60s. 6 to 10ft high drifts and all that. We actually had years where people were recommended to switch to winter tyres and snowploughs gave up on gritting the roads they were clearing. Perhaps the largely (but not entirely) unbroken run of moderate winters we’ve had since is the climatalogical elephant in the room instead? We invented the industrial world after all; figures we’d bear the early brunt of the aftereffects.
Did that guy NOT learn to walk?
The road was icy, and he didn’t have the proper shoes on to avoid slipping.
Ice + British People = Hilarity!
Winter and British drivers = FAIL
Come to Canada… we’ll teach you how to drive… and walk!
as above, for scandinavia … you’re much better set to deal with it largely _because_ the greater length and harshness of your cold seasons allows you to adapt more efficiently.
we’re happy to let your laughter at our one or two days of fail ring hollow whilst our early flowers start to sprout, yet you’re still icebound.
He had 4 fails
Failed to park car
Fell twice (2 falls)
and failed to push the car…..
Total fail
Fail is the silly bint filming instead of helping!
Let me break the ice.
Serves him right for revving the shit out of his car instead of driving properly
FAKE
I don’t know what’s more FAIL, the COMPLETELY SET-UP video, or what actually happens in it?
There is the question as to “why would you come out and film your boyfriend driving off in his car?”. But then, cameraphones are ubiquitous now, and she may have noticed his initial difficulty, sensed hilarity to come, and whipped out the ol’ mobile…
You are correct! Well I was actually filming (I have about 20mins of footage) to show his work why he was going to be VERY late that day lol. I was literally standing outside in a dressing gown and winter boots :S
Gee, I’m not getting any traction on the ice. Maybe if I push the gas pedal down farther, I’ll get some grip.
Can work, if the ice is thin enough and you’re in such a pickle that burning half a litre of fuel for every metre you ungracefully lurch forwards when the tyres finally melt thru to the road surface is a better choice than sitting where you are.
Probably on a loser if you’re moving opposite (or perpendicular) to the intended direction of travel at the time, though.
But after all … why does this make me lol so? Slapstick win, here.
If only the guys who came round doing a recall replacement on all our workstation PSUs hadn’t managed to break the speakers (after putting the hard disk back in upside down and bending the case…) :-/
That’s Ice cold victory!
That video made me feel helpless and out of control. And dizzy too.
The really scary thing is that this twat was even trying to drive a car on that road. These are the kind of people you hope will stall on a level crossing.
It’s a closed-off hill at the bottom, so he was putting nobody on the street in danger, and the other parked car on the road was mine. The main road (at the top of the hill) was gritted, as was his entire route to work (where he was trying to get.. I filmed this on my phone to show his boss why he was going to be very late, and this was at the end.
Quote “These are the kind of people you hope will stall on a level crossing”
Prize Twat!
It’s a closed-off hill at the bottom, so he was putting nobody on the street in danger, and the other parked car on the road was mine. The main road (at the top of the hill) was gritted, as was his entire route to work (where he was trying to get.. I filmed this on my phone to show his boss why he was going to be very late, and this was at the end.
he got so chris brown’d
d’oh!! what a loser =)
You know, the Airwick audio advertisement started up when I played this video.
The moment the seam split: “Why, hello there. *sniff* That’s what I’m talking about.”
Now, see the problem with front wheel drive…?
This guy is definitely NOT from Minnesota
were not gonna take it lol
Poor Guy. I hope he didn’t have to go anywhere in a hurry. Worst time to drive – black ice on a hillside.
I fell like that today lol
Totally understand. We had two big ice storms here in Indiana this winter, and it got so bad I slipped and fell, then slid halfway down our driveway. Craziness.
This is classic. I feel so sorry for this guy. man.
Looks like that day is one of those days you wish you never had to go through.
Hilarious, I can’t help but laugh.. so bad.
HAHA..
unbelievable commentary.