Safety Fail
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Taken in Gisborne, New Zealand. Safely painting the ‘Safety Shop’ sign
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Third!
First!
No, it’s always third!
Second it still free! I’m SECOND!! SECOND!!
Holy cow! This really isn’t safe haha
are you naked ?
Don’t worry – he locked it in place.
And since he’s working: Profit 4th!
And since he's a working stiff: Pr♡tected Safe Sex Supply!Working stiff? Equal opportunity employers for the dead and recently risen. That will bring in a host of profits.
*opens the vault*
Revenant revenues!It’s all gravy to me.
Magic WIN! The wood has no support on the left!
And by that, I mean it looks like it’s floating.
Invisible water?
I can’t see how that would work.
Wood floats in water, see?
You saying that vision I had is all wrong?
Spammer.
idiots?
“camel joe
so if she weighs as much as a duck, then shes made of wood. and therefore…….A WITCH!!
Come on peeps, it’s lonely here.
Too many fails today, we can’t keep up.
Just me an you, Camel Joe. Oh and Jarich but he’s obviously got his priorities wrong.
*poketicklesqueeze*
*eepgigglesqueeze*
Hello you, my sanity was balancing precariously there.
*wobblepokes*
Overbalanced I’d say :p
I have been known to balance precosiously.
Safety harness required at all times.
…..and a net.
And a bare arse?
*Pays cover charge*
!!!
*rugbytackles Marius to the ground*
*pays uncover charge*
*Ankle taps*
*fallsover*
It’s true, I do have an imbalance.
*stands jam on her head*
Ta-daa!
HELP!!! Now I can’t see!
It’s not really worth it, too foggy to see anything anyway.
Ahh, so that’s what the moisture is.
No, i bought you some pee from the restaurant next door.
And that’s why you’re number 1.
You can be number 2. :p
The runner up or down?
Yes.
First and safety and safety and first.
I read that as fist, ha!
You’re never alone.
(almost wrote blood and blond instead of alone.. Maybe I’ll leave my phone and get on the PC.
Hehehehe, predictive text isn’t safe.
You’re some guy you are!
How often does Some guy write “blood and blond”?
Just as often as I write alone. I think I never used any of those in this phone actually, I’m from Finland you see.
…let’s not talk about my previous phones.
Too early need coffee!
*pours TM a ginormous coffee*
*sets out a tray of scones and biscotti*
*sips a cafe mocha*
Buying safety… is that like buying ‘protection’?
Yes, they do sell school and picnic supplies.
But not kitchen and bathroom?
Are all todays fails going to be adverts for other sites?
Yes.
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Do you have unsatisfied desires to poke weasels?
Click the name for weaselpokeyworld, the ultimate poking weasel website for the weasel poking generation.
Bwahahahaha!
Am I too late for the weaselpokefest ‘10? I just love their little tails!
*pokes gwanny with a weasel*
ooh hee!!!! hee!!! haaa!!!!!
*wears the weasel*
*sqweasel!*
*rummages around for nuts*
Weaselpokefest? This is exactly what my life has been missing up to this point.
Careful that kind of talk can get you in trouble with the animal humane society.
what about your cruelty to balloon animals down there? hmmm?
I TREAT THEM WELL! I always make sure they stay away from pins!
*pops goes the weasel balloon*
I hear treacle should be able to fix that.
Product of Vermont?
Of course!
that’s why there are so many weasels about these days, thankfully I ignored the “exit only” sign
*Sets trap door for wild weasels*
just send us a picture of your ….um….. weasel and we’ll see what we can do
*pokes*
:[
Weird Al lite?
…sounds like a butter substitute.
Or the low calorie version of “Eat it”.
“Yankovic” is not his real name?
FIRST!!!!1!!!1!!FIRST!!!!1!!!1!!FIRST!!!!1!!!1!!
Did he die ???!
*GLORY TROLLS FTW!!!*
Ironically he died.
Okey thank you.
I hope O.S.H.A. sees this I’m a painter for a living and I would never do this.This person is a fool to risk his life for the job
We all risk our lives daily, this is only different because it is documented, I nearly got run over 4 times on the way to work, admittedly tangoing across junctions is not the completely correct form when crossing a road, but still…
We risk our lives daily. eg, perhaps you risked your life to get to work on time (or to get to work early, or get to work late, or just to make it over the road to the burger shop in your lunch break), either way you risked your life because you felt compelled to rush due to your job.
You are a fool for risking your life for the job!
But yeh, we risk our lives every day, its all about weighing out the risk to reward. Some ppl judge badly, some seem to judge well, we all take the gamble, its part of living.
I took a gambol. Now look at me.and yet it levitates on command
*finds a medium*
*makes her a very happy medium*just don’t leave your wood in the medium for too long lest it becomes a large and traps you for life!
Or get caught up in a bum rap.
Hmm. I may need an extra medium.I heard a midget psychic has escaped, so there’s a small medium at large if you need one?
*Gets mental*
*offers Marius some soothsaying words and telempathy**Thanks the fuzzy ghost for being so sensitive*
*you're welcome -- it's a gift*I see what you did there.
He must be using lead paint, thats the risky part right?
*eats lead paint chips to see if the ion foot spa really removes heavy metals*
(fascinating how the water turns so many disgusting colors in the name of detox! i wonder if this is just quackery or a neat therapy?)
*Gets the led out*
*Covers*
*sets up bigtop for the failblog circus*
*auditions ponies*
*gallops in*
*jumps over a table*
can you hear that sound? it’s my hooves! look at my hooves! hahahaah Clipety clop my hooves my hooves
*gets dragged off the stage to the polony factory*
ta dah!
Hmmmmm
*holds up a board*
7
7! woo hooo *winnies*
*gallops into the road*
*gets flattened by a truck*
*holds up a 10*
*holds up a 7-11*
*eats sweets and gets sugar rush*
Neeheeheeheeheeheehee.
*pokes ferret by mistake*
*gets arrested*
There’s probably a lesson there.
There's probably an inconvenienced convenience store truth there.How convenient.
…or not.
*strokes stoat*
*strokes rabbit*
Flopsy ?
Did you commit an infarction?I didn’t have the heart to tell him he’d committed an infarction.
*Brings out balloon animals*
*Makes them dance*
*Makes them walk on a ball*
*cough* I'm Philippe Petit Horsey *cough**Nickers*
I’ll get the stirrups
HI ho!
that’s nothing! I had KFC last night!
You fool.
*Faints*
it was just an icecream, but I can still feel the synthetic oestrogen surging through my veins
Ice cream? Are you sure it wasn’t wood filler?
I tried, but the wood was still hungry
It always is…..
it bited me
Dat was a weasel.
You sure? I heard there is a bo/ald hamster on the loose.
I heard it’s a messy one, all covered in food
Not anymore.
Kinky Finger Contortions?
there was a young man from Kent
who’s member was badly bent
to save himself trouble
he put it in double
and instead of coming he went
*roffles*
Cause your friends dont dance
And if they dont dance
Well, theyre no friends of mine
S.A.F.E.T.Y.
you can dance
you can dance
granny’s gonna wet your pants
shopped! or MS paint?
Safety Shop Pro.
paint me?
*balances on wood and strokes with a brush*
I think he was hoping you would balance on “wood”
That woodn’t be a good idea.
I can’t see how that wouldn't be a working, um, girl.LOOOOOL
it’s not finished, so there is no need for safty so far
TOTAL FAIL AND STUPIDITY!!! The worker(s) certainly broke one important rule when using step ladders: NEVER USE A STEP LADDER TO SUPPORT A PLANK!!!
*Bucks convention*
*Drops plank from platform*
If a worker wants to ladder-work without moving down, he will need a scaffolding cart or a cherry picker.
They’re trestles, not step-ladders. They’re made to -support- planks.
Maybe it’s because I’m a kiwi, but I can’t see anything wrong with this pic at all.
Are you guys idiots? This is completely normal for painters.
Paint huffing has its ups and downs.
no ladder shadow fail
Come back ladder in the day.
We should take steps to fix this.
Its irony in the making.
It is built on an unstable foundation.
Same style of text with ‘SAFETY SHOP’ and ‘FAIL’.
The submitter could have just photoshopped ‘FAIL’ over ‘SHOP’ and it would have been a much more accurate description.
The irony…
safety third
what’s up New Zealand!!!
This is not a fail >.> amd i can say why my father works in the sigh busness and what he is doing is the way you should paint something nthat is high up like that sign know if he fell then hell yes its a fail xD
How is this supposed to be a failure in any way?
why didn’t he just use the ladder?!
They aren’t ladders, they are called trestles, and that is exactly what they were designed for. Using a plank between two of them means you can paint the sign in one go instead of trying to stretch out from the top of a ladder, then move it like 15 times just to get the job done.
Why is why (New Zealand) being suddenly picked on for failblog, this is the second item this week and there has never been stuff from NZ on failblog – I don’t get it
How the heck did he get out there? I could never do that!
Did anyone else get the safety dance song come on in their heads? I don’t even know how i know this song, i’m a 20yo!
he used 2 ladders to support himself instead of one, this should be a win
That painter broke the fourth wall. He’s copying the FAIL text!
kkkk muito bom é a falta de atenção é descomunal!!
Yay good to see that us new zealanders can fail too
aha! seems they actually did the math there GJ!