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Old enough to know better.
They seem to enjoy the look.
orly
orgy
sikko!
they look likes masks and wigs….
personally I get the feeling some photosho has been done here, I mean that fail in the top left looks so unnatural in the scene…..
This is terrifying. Like, creepy clown doll terrifying. Like… I would run from them.
100% photoshopped. How stupid.
Are you retarded? This is not photoshoped, there are TV SHOWS about this! This, stupid, is America. Training little kids to become cheap whores.
lol, so would i. when i saw this i was like what the…
Not photoshopped. Hell, I’ve seen these girls before in other pictures on other “WTF is going on here?” sites like Haluze.
child beauty pageants…
Anyone reminded of Little Miss Sunshine?
haha yeah
Yeah, and the chubby little stripper turned them all nuts!
i remind the one girl acting there.
what ugly children!
I’m wishing they WERE masks and wigs.
*cough*PHOTOSHOP*cough**cough*
This unfortunately is not photoshopped. These are sadly real pictures of real little girls in the beauty paegent circuit.
The kids mommies dress them up and slather this makeup on them until they look like minature adults. Its disgusting.
You honestly think that this is NOT a completely fake picture?
Really now, just look at it, their face shapes are entirely too defined for that age group, and no amount of makeup can change the color of a face THAT much.
I’m going to assume you are a guy and don’t wear make up. The right makeup can turn a white person black, a black person Chinese, and a Chinese person green with bright purple stripes.
Best makeup EVER.
Yeah, well, too bad, you assumed wrong.
I am actually a girl who knows enough about makeup to know that, as said earlier, no amount of makeup would change the color of a face THAT much, and
Wish I were Chinese.
Yeahh its not fake thay have T.V shows on this kinda stuff. It’s realy sad but people make their kids put tons of make up on and skanky clothes for Beauty pagaents
They look like theve been shot by Homer Simpsons, makeup shot gun. =\
Are you serious? Obviously your knowledge of makeup and pageantry is lacking. This is, sadly, normal for the situation.
Make-up CAN do alot…but, airbrushing can do a lot more, and that’s what they use…this is 100% real. Watch toddlers and tiaras or just google pageant girls…there are tons of these little whores out there.
Actually, yes… makeup CAN change skin tone that much. I am a theatrical makeup artist, and it is my job to make people look like other people. Make those with thin faces look chunkier… make those with round faces slimmer… make men look like women… make pale look dark, dark look pale… with the right tools it is pretty easily accomplished.
its called a child beauty pageant
They’re Going To Look Dead By The Time They’re 20…
They wanna be trashy like their whore mother.
IMO the show should be named “Pimp my lill’ daughter!” and yes, this is sadly real, I wish otherwise thou
I just jizzed a little
Seek help.
from a shotgun.
kraut – good call
binques – good call on kraut’s good call
matt – good call on that good call call.
I give your call an 8.1…it was just okay.
bad call.
asdf-good call
Would you lot stop calling out. You are making everyone look a little bit farked up… Bit the the mothers of these girls really.
spatula- good call on matts good call on biques good call on krauts good call
leto – thanks. Calling calls is my calling.
Iroar – were we calling out? I don’t recall.
Okay, I concede… Call all u want.
Sooo creepy… They look like little monsters that will eat your brains… ._____.
totally
Glad I’m not the only one creeped out by these nasty sociopaths.
I fell backwards out of my chair I pushed away from the desk so hard! Creeeeeeeepy
Well, I mean, *they’re* not sociopaths. Their parents are the ones who dress them that way (though really, their parents probably aren’t sociopaths, just loons).
i jizzed a lot
and i lold
You’re horrible at trolling, and even worse at being original. You need to seek the same kind of help that “Chris” needs, preferably from the same type of firearm as suggested earlier. Same goes for the so-called “parents” that think dressing their children to look like they should be turning tricks, for any reason,- including Halloween- is a good idea at all.
you, on the other hand, are quite good at it.
agreed
quite good at what??
You know…IT…*nudge nudge wink wink* know what I mean know what I mean?
Say no more, squire! Say no more!
Are you insinuating something?
Did you come second place in a padgent when u were younger?
Did you come second to last in a spelling bee when you were younger?
they don’t look that old though
can you say photoshop?
Photoshop.
That’s typing photoshop.
But can you say it?
No, I’m mute.
I can say that I did your mom last night. BTW she is quite the nice lady.
(See photo above)
not a shop.
child beauty contests. and really poorly taken photos.
their makeup is never quite the right colour when there is flash photography
Isn’t there an organization somewhere for “Future Hos of America” or something? I imagine this might be from their recruiting pamphlet.
Future Hoes, I am not so worried about, that happens.. It’s the premature-onset body dismorphism that makes me sad.
i agree steaming pile. trying to figure out what’s worse: pedophiles or the parents of these kids. all that make up looks sick. they seriously look like midget news reporters…. or my aunts in ’95.
agreed u shud see toddlers and tiaras on tlc its truely revolting, honestly these parents set themselves u for heart ache when there kids are kidnapped or run away to live the life thier clothing suggests
I loved the one on last night– the little girl hated pageants, had to be forced to participate, and would scream and throw fits. Mom still made her do it, because Mom likes it.
Nope. Still hideous.
Well, you know… There are dancing competitions (sport dancing), where heavy makeup is a standard even for children. That’s because dancers’ aspect should be impressive and should strongly correspond his/her pose and gestures. Heavy makeup helps jury to see that from the distance.
It could be rediculus but that’s some sort of convention.
Yes, but makeup worn for dancing/theater doesn’t make a 6 year old look like a cougar.
It’s not always just the parents. When I was five I was wearing make-up like this for dance recitals, because our dance teacher had a warped sense of “glamor”. One year we had numbers where we dressed as Charly Chapman, native americans and poodles. Another year we had to dress as penguines.
Good I hated the mascara.
Remy called it. It’s so sad to see that the greeds of parents nowadays drives them to steal their children’s innocence and childhood. It’s sick. Parents like the ones who promote this kind of activity only give ammo to the sexual degenerates and perverts to satisfy their hellbent desires. It also seems to me that children these days live their childhood in such a short time. What happened to childhood innocence and a simple beginning in life? Damn… This is just sad.
PS. But anyway, I don’t sure that in this case they are pro-dancers
wasn’t taken in a photo shop… more than likely… at mommie’s house.
I think he meant Photoshop as in Adobe Photoshop
Captain Obvious has saved the day!
I had nothing to do with that!
I other words, I was not involved.
Wasn’t me.
OBJECTION!
i cant let you do that bruce!
Overruled!
Overruled, Bruce may speak.
now thats “lol” material there
Fo shizzles
Unfortunately, not photoshop. That’s actually how they dress these little girls up. It’s disgusting.
Exactly. This is a typical US phenomenon… eeew.
That may be the case in mainland Europe but sadly children’s beauty pageants are increasing in the UK. Padded bras are available for six-year olds and mothers have been known to send their 8-year old children to school wearing thongs.
i agree, those kids are really disgusting and should’ve never been photographed let alone to publish the pic…
I don’t get the idea people are hating the US for this, but being from (mainland) Europe, I can say it is unthinkable here…
Personal experience from people does make a difference you know.
I think you’re loving the US a little too much, thinking that people who criticize one aspect of a country instantly hate it.
It’s also unthinkable to a lot of Americans. Remember that our country is huge compared to most European countries; there are lots of little pockets of crazies that unfortunately tend to make the rest of us (hundreds of millions) look bad.
what’s that proverb?? “never remembered when you do something right, never forgotten when u do something wrong”
anyways, i am from the states, and i kinda side with both. i do agree that the us isnt COMPLETELY full of inbred retards, but i also agree that because of our ‘freedom’, we do a lot more ridiculous bulls**t. i really don’t think beauty pageants should exist: it’s based more on exterior looks than any talent/intelligence portion of the contest. what does that teach the girls?? at SEVEN or SIX yrs. old, mind you. “i don’t have to educate myself and be independent, just dress like a whore and find someone to pay for all my s**t”.
it’s like watching the kardashians or the bachelor.
japan, here i come ^_^
If you think that Japan is any better in the “i don’t have to educate myself and be independent, just dress like a whore and find someone to pay for all my s**t” department, then you have obviously never lived there. It is a wonderfully unique country, but it is still suffering from its share of social problems, particularly in the women’s rights sector. The glass ceiling is more obvious in Japan than in most other developed countries; a majority of women are still expected to quit their jobs when they get married so that they can stay home and raise the children. Not to mention “compensated dating,” where schoolgirls go out with older men for pocket money. There really is no fundamental difference between what you dislike about the US and the reality in Japan.
Every country has social issues, just different ones. It makes no sense to point fingers and declare someone “worse” or “better” because of them.
Amen. Every country has it’s issues. The goal of hard working and decent citizens is work around those issues and eventually solve the problem. The crazies will always exist, but if we work hard to prove the crazies are the exception, not the norm, than there is a brighter future ahead!
The trick is to find a country with social issues that you can live with, and move there.
@ NoUShater
I know you do not hate the US, as a mainland European, neither do I, I don’t like the Pageants, a little crazy maybe, but who am I to judge? What is wrong is for you to say “I can say it is unthinkable here”, it isn’t, this kind of thing is common in some European countries, Spain for one. Just to put the record straight as you may say…
Freaky looking, aren’t they? I read an article that pedophiles actually buy the programs from these ‘pagents’ so they can wank off to them. Not sure how accurate the article was, it WAS on the ‘net.
Yup. I’m Belgian and anyone who’d not only dress their kids like that and take pictures of it would be prosecuted before he/she could say “Banana”.
It’s disgusting.
The only time I would “thump” a bible… Was if it was going across your face.
Sorry Sampson, it’s not really bashing the US in general. It’s the idiot moms who were “beauty queens” back in the day and are trying to relive their best years through their little girls. I knew a gal who’s mother put her through this. Needless to say, she’s been in therapy for years and is still totally messed up.
They are american girls though. America has child beauty pageants all the time. If ur not sure do wot i did and google it. This is why people hate the US for a good reason, dont say you dont deserve it just because your too ignorant!!!
Because generalizing America as a whole based on a few stupid people isn’t ignorant.
Having worked in an outsourced call center for the Americans, I think I can safely agree with dontcarebut…. Yes, generalizing IS bad and ignorant when you do it with little proof. But, my friend, out of 1000 American callers, 990 were retarded. And intolerant, bible-wielding truck-drivers. Rednecks who told US that we had accents. Before that, I thought the line “they took our jobs” in South Park was exaggerated. Sadly, it is not.
*Jumps into non-retarded 10 and hides*
…and then those kids grow up to be politicians (or at least voters), which is why we’re so messed up over here. God forbid we mix up “the massive power of the state” with things like, mmm, teaching science. Better to just take a popular vote to decide questions of science and morality. This is why an absurd number of us deny evolution and global warming… but no, we don’t tell people how to raise their kids. We do, however, really really want to force them to have kids, even if they don’t want them.
So, is that Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann under that paint?
They’re from West Virginia. LOL
It’s okay, we all should be used to the hypocrite people that form America really are. Not a surprise to be honest, you can’t even trust religion, all they want is your money and they will lure you to it at no cost. Even contradicting themselves. What a piece of crap of a country.
They don’t hate us when we give them aid after disasters…
Win. You get three shiny internets and a cookie.
We meet again! I also offer Kaeli cookies for her brilliant observation.
Ack! Mabs is stalking me! Or running away from Obvious?
I prefer to call it it. That seems to annoy it.
PS I’m a very nice stalker. I bring cookies.
Ohh! Cookies! *wonders where the mysterious plate of cookies came from and why she has the feeling she is being watched*
*click click*
*cannot hear the sound of clicking over the sound of cookie gobbling*
*sigh* I don’t think anyone is going to pay much for pictures of you eating cookies.
Does it help that I’m not wearing any pants? I mean half naked and eating cookies? There has to be a market for that somewhere…
I suspect there’s a market for anything some where (not implying that you don’t look fetching sans pants). Did have a bit of the WTH for a second as I forgot you’re in SD; it’s supposed to snow tonight here.
Snow? In SD? Surely you jest! Ahahaha!
It might snow higher up in the mountains but I don’t think it’s going to make it to the coast. Besides, I have my space heater, or I would if I could pry my cat off of it.
Hrm, I can’t seem to read, I misread here as there. It’s been storming here like mad crazy for the past four days and I think the mountains got some snow, you must just be getting that first storm that hit us Monday.
I was wondering…:)
We received the first storm Tuesday; this is the second of three (the third being the one you’re about to get, I think). My husband said it’s pouring in the Bay Area.
So how does one dispose of crazy trolls on PK?
Oh, number three is here. And it brought lightning! Real live, bright flashing lightning! *giggles like a school girl* The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Weeee!
Sadly I know of no way to be rid of trolls. There are some effective methods, but nothing guaranteed. We could try completely ignoring it. It seems a but juvenile, but it seems to crave attention, and not giving it what it wants might work.
Yeah, just a weeeeeee bit juvenile. All right, henceforth we shall not reply to it. It may get annoyed enough to say something racist and get its little rear moderated.
I shall inform the PK irregulars on the board (you could do it yourself if you would just join us!) and see how many I can get on board with it.
After a couple of days of ISO, I can see the attraction. But there are a few ‘irregulars’ that I really have no interest in further interaction with…. My tennis match ended. The only sport I watch and only the Grand Slams, but the Australian is hard with the time difference. They just finished a Friday afternoon match.
Not all the irregulars are on FB, we’re all exclusive and cool like that.
I can’t watch sports, I can pretend to play them, but I can’t sit around and watch them. But I assume that means you are off to bed. Sleep well.
Hee hee. I am very type A. I have to DO something while I watch. Good night. Enjoy your storm.
I will, and don’t worry, I’ll save some storm for you.
Instigation to pedophilia? Are you telling me they let people justify the molesting children in Europe? Obviously that’s why Roman Polanski hung out there for 30 or so years.
can you say stupid?
You obviously have never seen Toddlers In Tiaras. Look it up, it’s scary. Women getting their five year olds to shake their butts and their flat chests. Can you say “Child Prostitution”? These things must be judged entirely by pedophiles.
One of these kids got murdered, didn’t they?
Jon Benet Ramsey or some such thing, they never did figure out for sure who did it.
that’s what I was thinking. There are too many wrinkles for a young kid.
It’s called caking your face with makeup, hun. Not so hard to figure out.
Thank you, I was hoping someone else had noticed.
Can you say JonBenet Ramsey?
No, I have seen shows about these girls on tv….they’re really like that. They go through alot of spray tans and makeup though; more than a normal teen does
It’s not photoshop. These are real pageants. Maybe before you start saying everything is photoshop, you should, I dunno, get a clue?
photo shopped?
those girls are uglier then sin
is that what they will look like?
God this is disgusting
Sadly, the fact that it exists at all has destroyed my hope in humanity.
Thankfully, if you ask me, if that’s all it took.
It’s the Jon-Benet Ramsey look-alike contest.
God is disgusting.
This is your god.
You’re my god?
eww
Please tell me this has been shopped. The faces look off, and their lips look too big to be child lips. And I guess the lighting is weird, or whatever else counts as proof. I really don’t want to believe this is a real photo.
iz real. just search googlez for “child beauty pageant”… there’s even a show on TLC.
Yep. It’s sad. They really dress up like that with spray on tans, hair extensions, and even fake teeth. That’s right, they’re too young to have a full adult set of teeth but they’re still dressed up like that.
They put in a retainer to make it look like they have a full set of teeth. What ever happened to being a kid?
I’m sure it has been shopped, the lighting of their face simply doesn’t fit with their face. and anyway itsn’t the same color..
But it still funny!
Nope, it hasn’t. The lighter color on their faces is due to the extreme amount of make-up that’s been applied. This pic is 100% real, and this isn’t even the worst of it. These pageants are sick.
PLEASE tell me you don’t believe that — yes there ARE some parents who do terribly exploit their kids at beauty pageants, that’s not what I mean, but, for one, they would be dressed in ridiculously expensive dresses, not dollar-store swimsuits….
AND MORE OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. You can (or rather, should be able to) tell that these faces, while real, come from older “donors.” The poor cropping and obvious juxtaposition of the toddler or -just-post toddler bodies and the 8-or-so-year-old faces are dead giveaways.
No… this is what Jon-Benet Ramsey looked like before she was unphotoshopped.
Trust me, I’ve seen little girls made to look like this. It’s totally possible for that to be a real photo. They look older because of all the makeup they’ve got on.
Nope. It’s real, not shopped.
Yes, the faces look like women in their 30s. Very nasty, icky, creeptastic sociopathic women at that. Seriously, those creepy faces gave me chills. Freaking EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…..
The one on the left looks like a 50 year old with plastic surgery to make her look younger. Disgusting.
8-year-old faces? They look at least in their 20s to me if not 30s. They’re far too creepy and manipulative and nasty looking to be young children.
that’s what the excessive amount of makeup does, it makes you look older.
Oh, my naive friend. First, they have several events during the pageant, including swimwear. Yes, even for little girls. Second, just Google up “child beauty pageant” and see what you get. It’ll leave you scarred. I seriously doubt this is ‘shopped, much as I wish it were.
But why oh why is their hair grey?
hair extensions, highlights, and a flash on the camera.
Agree … I’m sure there are more hideous real examples of this but the proportions of their faces are also not consistent with the age of their bodies.
Their lips look big because they wear children’s dentures – since baby teeth are considered “attractive” enough for the scary child beauty pagents. Whatever happened to people thinking the pictures of kids with missing baby teeth are cute? I miss those days…
They even have the botox facial expression! LOL
FAKE!
AND THIRD!
I have to agree. Look at the shadows. The curls on the girl on the right cast no shadow. ( I guess they could be vampire curls though). Either way their heads don’t seem to have a shadow – yet their bodies do.
And what about the pixels?
Sorry guys, it’s not ‘shopped.
I agree. The heads look too big for the bodies.
Fail to count…
yay 8 or 10
Aren’t these the Olsen twins earlier this year?
Just like long division problems …
If they’re smaller than 16 do them in your head.
thats disgusting.
Small bit of advice … unclench your ass cheeks … grow a sense of humor … and take a joke.
It wasn’t funny in the least. These girls are waaay younger than sixteen. Fantasizing about sex with children this young is disgusting.
Yup.
right. bullwinkle needs a long vacation at the greybar hotel. nothing at all humorous about fantasizing with little girls. it’s just plain sick.
i totally agree with you! there’s joking, then there’s being a disgusting pedo.
Do you seriously think this man has any fantasies about children? Plenty of people make dead baby jokes, does that mean they enjoy killing babies? What about comedians that make racial jokes, are they racists? The interwebs are filled with all sorts of offensive things and if you find yourself piqued every time someone says something insensitive you should probably turn off the computer.
Thank You! … ding ding ding … I do not rele have any unhealthy fantasies lol … I have a 9 year old sister for christ sake … thanks for the very logical support lol.
To all others … Interwebs knowledge fail.
This is the most amazing thing I’ve read all day.
hahahahahahah,,,, i thought it was funny take a joke ppl
Pedophilia and rape are not jokes. Unless you’re a sick pervert who needs to do the world a favor and kill themselves.
Some things shouldn’t be joked about. You never know when a victim of some sort of sexual assault could be reading.
Incorrect … rape can be funny … cite the great George Carlin … Elmer Fud raping Porky Pig … that’s funny … if you say its not you don’t have a soul.
Soul Fail.
So rape can’t be a joke, however tasteless, but telling someone to kill themself is alright?
I absolutely never said anything even remotely like that …
reading fail.
Reading fail, irony win. They were talking to jamisings.
omg. these must be beauty pageant kids… parents who turn their kids into this need to have their kids taken away and given to someone who will let them have a childhood free of shallowness and make-up and shit.
Agreed, 100%.
They look horrible. ><
eww thanks to texas and their fkn beauty pagents
North Texas thank you very much. I live in South Texas and things are much different here. Too many Mexicans (myself included) to have that kind of shit going around.
EXCUSE ME? Way to stereotype, dude — these pageants ALSO occur in places other than Texas, and those parents that force their kids to participate in them are the sad, disgusting minority.
Personally, I think its MUCH more accurate to say something like “eww thanks to texas for gruesome murders.” At least you have statistics backing you up there.
hahahah texas
I agree with Fira.
I mean, you totally forgot Arkansas. C’MON.
Such an obvious photoshop – surprised this made it through.
Such an obvious moron … surprised you are making it through life.
Such an obvious Bullwinkle … surprised you are making it through, um, uh, idk.
Leave Bullwinkle alone!
yeah… leave him alone before he fantasizes about doing your under-16-y.o. in his head.
Nah … I’m d-d-d-doing your mom, yes yours, first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Partin hair like an 80′s prom queen, but she was looking fine all up in those mom jeans!
RWJ Win.
That’s wonderful, bw. Especially since my mother has been dead for more than a decade. She probably enjoys your attention.
Most likely, tho, she’s in need of a good dusting off.
Her vag needed a good dusting off while she was alive … I’m used to it.
Not photoshop, real i’m afraid. US pageant contestants.
This is.. so freaky. Half 45 year old cougar half 6 year old? Just, no. no no no no no NOOO!
Looks like they’re from Toddlers and Tiaras
take a look at
h t t p: //l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/45/10/0000054510_20090123144056.jpg
ye gods, I’m without words
WTF! This is disgusting!
Are those… human?
yes. a bit over-painted but real.
Now I know why my mom wouldn’t let me wear makeup until I was 16. My daughter won’t either. This is child abuse.
JonBenét Ramsey lives! And wears a Bumpit.
Shame on the parents!!! This is disgusting!!!!
Is that suppose to be a Barbie mask or something? Looks completely fake.
Fake or not, parents actually do this shit. Might not be real, but it’s a real representative of a certain portion of the population.
Fap Fap Fap
you’re sick
Moderators here?
If this was the worst thing that parents did to kids, i’d be more ok with it. but this is just the tip of the f*&$ing iceberg
I’m sorry to say that this isn’t photoshopped. I’m a photographer and retoucher, and the light is so different on their face because of the cheap makeup their parents put on them. Cheap makeup doesn’t mesh well with camera flashes. I wish it was fake!
You people get off your dumbass, criticizing “photoshop” kick. Please. It’s real. Get used to life’s cruelties, horrors, and good laughs simulated with photoshop.
Oh, I get it failbloggers, you can’t make fun of the mentally ill, but kids are OK? Nice one.
What makes you think that “failbloggers” find that either is okay?
He is half right Admiral. We don’t make fun of the mentally ill. If we did I might say something about Timmy that would be hurtful.
*snork*
Compare the crackhead on the plane thread with this one, Einstein.
go jump
It’s not the kids, it’s the parents who are prostituting them that we’re making fun of.
Making fun of? I thought we were all to busy being sick to make fun of anything. *looks at picture again and loses all appetite* Um..anyone want my cereal? I’m just not hungry now.
…there should be a law about child prostitution and demented parenting.
Lol! You people get off your dumbass, criticizing “It’s real” kick. Please. It’s not real. While some idiot parents DO put their children in disgusting makeup like this, this picture is obviously two women faces put on the bodies of two children. Haven’t you ever seen the stores on boardwalks that put a person’s face on just about anything. I’ve had mine on Mt. Rushmore, a sunflower, a swimsuit model and a bodybuilder. They are just for fun and anyone who’s ever seen one done KNOWS what they look like. But kudos to you, Convallaria, for being SO SURE it was real!
stfu
baby teeth!
Um, it is real and you need glasses.
I’m sure you feel very happy in your little world, but I’m afraid the people saying “it’s real” are the ones in touch with reality.
Lol! Losers…
Fake tans and eyelashes, hair extensions and dye jobs. fake teeth called flippers. all in the life of a baby pageant girl. it is gross, it is not cute. kids should be kids as long as possible. i mean i am 36 and i refuse to grow up.
Whats so very sad is that I am positive that 1. This photo is real 2. These girls were on Toddlers and Tiaras (about 90% sure) and 3. The parents think its perfectly normal. My daughter asked me if she could be in a beauty pageant, I told her no way, no how, never as long as shes living under my roof. Mean? To her I am sure. Justifiable? Look at the picture again, then tell me. *gets off soapbox*
^Note to Timmy^ Failblog is not making fun of the kids, rather the parents of the kids. I urge you to read the single line above the picture again “Parenting Fail”. I feel sorry for those poor kids myself.
It looks fake to me. No way any young girl has a face like the one on the left. Whether it’s a mask or a ‘shop, that face is pure plastic.
Holy shiz, I looked up “Child beauty pageant” on Google…I take back my “fake” remark. That’s creepy. Horror movie creepy.
Oh my God they look like they’re 30…
Shit, Hannah Montana has finally learned binary fission. We’re doomed.
They look as if they have been made up to look like someone else, perhaps actresses or models, but, I can’t figure out who. Anyway, they sure look pretty.
Ummm… I sure hope you’re being sarcastic.
Perhaps you need to check yourself into an eye doctor, THOSE KIDS are pretty scary. *continues to scrub eyeballs*
This a total parenting fail.
WTF is wrong with this people
Sadly this is real….watch “Little Miss Perfect” or “Toddlers and Tiaras” Creepy business, creepy men that run them, b****y moms and bratty children.
Damn it haha. I just posted a comment referencing Little Miss Sunshine and then i saw yours!
But yeah- yours is basically a better version of mine. Its sick what they do isn’t it? And i can’t believe people don’t think this is real!
I’m almost sure that one of the girls is in Little Miss Sunshine. My daughter also took dance, but never looked like this!
disgusting
Has anyone heard about Morgan Featherstone?
Failblog fail. Clearly a shoop
dude, just google “child beauty pageant” and see if you still think it’s shopped
They look like Tammy Faye Baker.
ummm… no. no one looks that ugly.
Totaly photoshoped … even the light isn’t the same … its rly easy to see even for amater
Actually it’s real. The difference in lighting and skin tone is because the makeup these poor kids are smothered in has light-reflecting particles that show up an odd colour under flash photography. Seriously – Google “child beauty pageants” aand you’ll see things just as bad as this, if not worse. Some of these kids start their pageant “careers” at birth. The toddlers wearing tiaras as big as they are is just sad.
Earlier and ealier they always start.
this looks shopped.
Ok seriously guys- how can you think this is photoshopped. I mean, they have pageants. I live in a small city in New Zealand, and even I know about these pageants that they do in the states. Just watch Little Miss Sunshine. And no, the light isn’t the same on their face because of all the make-up they’re wearing. Wake up people.
We’re not disputing that there are pageants. But to me, the heads look too big for the bodies (not just the hair, either).
I just found this photo at ht tp://www.country.com.br/vi/tag/Contest+is+for+the+children. Could someone please look at that site and please tell me just what is going on. This is the photo for the “Most caring radio station contest”!
Look how friggin large their jaws are. Those are not kids. This is shopped or those are “little people”.
WOW…For a second i thought they were wearing masks until I saw comments talking about make-up.
it’s real, these girls were on television. everyone who thinks this is shopped… guess what makeup does to people… makes them look different! my 5 year old daughter does dance recitals and yes she gets makeup, they all do for the lighting in the dark auditoriums for the video cameras to pick up their faces. although some parents do take it to extremes and make their children look 30, mostly in beauty pageants- like this one.
This is not Photoshopped. I can tell you this confidently because 1. I am a Graphic Artist and for GA’s its easy to tell Photoshop where most people can’t, and 2. The girl on the left was on the show on TLC that Toejam mentioned.
What you really need to look at are the teeth. Any mother will tell you that those are baby teeth. Unfortunately these kids are started at an early age, before they even are crawling. It’s not even for money, most of the contestants don’t even make back their investment in dresses. Not only that, when a girl loses her baby teeth, they buy a fake tooth to fit in the area. She puts it on before performing. Most of the girls will tell you, after they have grown up, that they liked it. Regardless of this, it is not something i would ever do to my daughter. These kids and their families are totally consumed by the pagents. Unfortunately the other kids get left behind.
“Most of the girls will tell you, after they have grown up, that they liked it. ”
This is because their parents distort reality for them from the time they’re born, dangling prizes, money, and fame in front of them. Of course they’re going to love it, they’re “special” and Mommy and Daddy pays a lot of attention to them, more so than their friends. They don’t realize their young little bodies are being whored (can I say that?) out for old freaky men to look at and fantasize about.
Watching the TLC show, I’ve seen two children that seemed to actually enjoy the pageants. For them, great! Let them do it, if it’s THEIR thing. Otherwise, horse-whip those parents!
Two seasons, featuring between four and five children a show, and there have been TWO children I’ve seen who had fun with it. *Sigh*
omg i dont know such face exists
…That’s more botox than skin. Damn.
If you watch “Toddlers in Tiaras” On TLC you can tell right away that this picture is 100% REAL. There is no real argument that its fake. They look older because of the amount of make up they are wearing.
The girl on the left has been on tv for sure. I can’t tell about the other one.
If you even question this being fake.. you’ve obviously never seen a beauty pageant with children under the age of 8.
Dude…the skin color on the face is about ten shades lighter than the skin color on the rest of their bodies. If anything, someone took some of the faces of those girls (if not older women) and photoshopped them on this pic.
Several people who are EXPERTS in this area have already said that it’s the CHEAP MAKEUP that makes them look like that.
Learn to read. This is REAL. NOT SHOPPED.
If these are real pageant girls? They wouldn’t use cheap make up. Their parents would invest on the best stuff on the market to make sure they look amazing. Second, look at the neck of the girl on the right in comparison to her face. It doesn’t line up right at all, anatomically.
You may think it’s not a photo manipulation, but I’m sold that it is.
I have a bridge I would like to sell you then…
totally photoshopped… you can see the real heads behind on the top of the right girl!!!
She has her hair in a beehive!
What’s that smell?
Oh, it’s someone Photoshop starting their computer on fire after they manipped this picture.
Ain’t Photoshop’d, it’s Microsoft Paint’d…
In my world, any photo manipulation = Photoshopped. Just like all facial tissues are kleenex.
future cast of Gossip Girl
Golden Girls you mean.
Aw jesus… this is just gross!
Please tell me that’s photo-shopped.
Even though Adobe would like us all to think otherwise, “Photoshop” is still not yet a verb.
Neither is ‘google’ or ‘facebook’ but we still use them that way…it’s funny how technology changes language.
Has to be fake.
It still creeps me out and makes me want to puke at the same time…
Prostitots. Their mothers need to DIE in a fire.
It’s no fake. You’ve only to look at those old photos of Jonbenet.
I think Greg Kinnear’s reaction in the pageant scene in Little Miss Sunshine says it all.
This kind of thing really is a parenting fail of the highest order.
Creepy…
Why do those babies have crow’s feet?
‘cos they’ve been faking smiles since before they could walk.
(WTF)^2
I believe this is what it would look like if you bought a cheap chinese impression of barbie-dolls for your kids.
Woah Prostitots…
what can you even say. this should be ilegal end of story. Just look at the jokes coming up here about jizing ect. what happens when people who arn’t joking around get sight of this crap. ahhh It takes allot to get me angry, this does it…..
The ones who say this is photoshopped, you say that because you HOPE this is shopped. Sadly, it’s not. A co-worker of mine is a make-up artist and runs our cabaret theater at the hotel I work for. (Oh, and he’s gay. Surprise!) He did pageant work at the start of his career, and he showed me his portfolio. That’s what they looked like.
A lot of it is stage make-up, purposefully over done so you can still see the details and color on stage with all those lights on you. That’s how it will come up on normal photos taken by either a home digi cam or professional model, unless they are directly in front of and/or under all those lights. The little girls on the pageant circuit all look like that, dresses that look like they belong in Dolly Parton’s closet, not on a 5 year old.
Sadly they all remind me of Jon Benet’ Ramsey.
Please don’t assume you know WHY I think it’s Shopped. It’s not because I HOPE it’s not. I know that kids get made up like that. It’s because the faces seem too big for the bodies.
And btw, was there a reason you needed to add that your coworker is gay? Not really relevant
You do realise that proportionally speaking, children have larger heads than adults, right? Also, the kids on these pageants often wear hideous wigs that, (you guessed it!) make their heads look even larger.
Another Graphic Designer here, just noting, that while it may be shopped, most “retouched” pageant photos look OBVIOUSLY different. Just google that and you’ll see.
That’s exactly my point. If you want a “child” beauty contest, it should be based on how the children actually look–not these beastly parodies of strippers they’ve been transformed into!
Whether it’s ‘shopped or not (and I doubt it is, personally) is beside the point. Google “child beauty pageants” and see what you find. I’ll spoil it for you: You’ll find an awful lot of little girls who look just like these two, pancake makeup, hair extensions and all. They really do turn beautiful little girls into parodies of adult women for these things.
this makes me sick
Enjoy? don’t think so, freyja, they are probably told to smile. Those parents should be prisoned.
lol really WTF people
I’m pretty sure they are retarded so lay off.
Very easy to photoshop something like this
I still didn’t get my eye bleach from that one previous picture. Now I need more of it.
omfg, that can’t be real
out of scale heads with the wrong color… this smells photoshop all over it.
How can you even look long enough at this picture to check if its photoshopped or not!? In short bursts?
Yeesh. This look doesn’t even look good on adults! Why the hell would anyone want to dress up their kids to look like that?
u people are sooo off-the ball. so what, wether its a composite(photoshop) or not. it dont matta. this shit goes on in USA. it is an accepted part of their society. i have seen documentaties about it, n the parents are freaks, sorry girls but its mainly mothers, who are still playing with ‘dolls’. also do they not realise that they r providing masturbation-aids for paedos-pretty dumb. they are worse than those women who dress monkeys-up as babies, and ‘care’ for them. wake-up america…you have some pretty weird things going on over there. photoshop or not..paaaah
I can assure you, MOST americans are just as horrified by this as you are. Its disgusting, but its not accepted by main-stream america….only the freaks, which reside in every country.
i know, its a shame that americans are mostly portrayed as idiots its the same with aussies (im an aussie and i can safely say that i DO NOT ride a freaking kangaroo to work everyday). i have never met an american person but i would like to to compare the differences in culture. (and it is a beautiful land that i want to some day see)
I feel that my hatred of ‘celebrity culture’ and my fear of small children have both been thoroughly justified. Many thanks.
This site seems to have more and more phoney pictures.
shoped, the one on the right looks like the woman from accidentally on purpose.
Not shopped – this looks like something right out of one of those Texas beauty pageants
not just texas…all over the US. thase people travel many miles, from state to state, to compete in these paedofests. and for all u eejits who are crying photoshop…it is soooo simple to google ‘child beauty pageants’…please do it…then shut-up/sort it out.
Yeah, there are a couple of creepy shows about those pageants – Toddlers & Tiaras on TLC for one…. BLECH!
I am happy to say I spent my childhood climbing trees, chopping the hair off of my barbies and listening to Duran Duran and *not* entering creepy baby pageants!
this is not photoshopped
its real
its from this tv show on tlc called ‘ toddlers in tiaras ‘
its where mothers put their little spoiled girls in beauty padgents for toddlers.
God I wish this was photoshopped.
photoshop
no not photoshop people actually do this to their kids…. sad rely
i think the girl on the left actually appears in the beauty pageant scene in Little Miss Sunshine. all the girls in the pageant in the movie (aside from Abigail Breslin of course) are genuine child beauty pageant contestants.
That is horrifying. The parents should be charged with child endangerment for advertising their daughters to perverts and for causing the mental problems that these girls will face in the future.
It sucks cause they do look like this. It probably wasn’t adjusted in anyway. Pageant mom’s go to an extreme making there daughters look like little whores. There are a lot of kids who like being in beauty pageants. Both of my sisters were. But not like that. With fake lips and plucked eyebrows and spray on tans. It’s just… gross.
Are those little girls or skinny midgets in drag??
jesus!
Wooooooo that’s hot!!!!!!!
Americans
That SOOOOO could not get any more fake! 20 year old’s faces photo shopped onto 5 and 6 year old’s bodies? That’s so far past Fail it went strait to idiotic.
To everyone saying it’s fake…
I wish it were, but they have baby teeth, so yeah…
Judges:
Okay girls you can take the Tammy Faye masks off now…
Oh, that’s your… face?
I need another drink. *facepalm*
Please, some one tell that is photoshopped.
That is so creepy. If that is real those girls are going to need a hell of a lot of therapy when they grow up.
you think this is bad, go to Brazil. LIttle girls wear tight spandex pants since they can walk!
I just booked a plane ticket to Rio.
The reason that these girls have “perfect” teeth when they are smiling at the camera is because they are wearing a “flipper”. A flipper is like a cap that goes over their actual teeth and makes them look the way they do in these pictures.
I’m not saying that this picture specifically is real. But, for those of you who were pointing out their teeth that is the reason that when you see these girls they don’t have the normal little kid teeth.
Lame photoshop fail. The heads arent the right size or color and you can see the real hair in back. They even have *wrinkles*.
This is some ladies’ joke at looking young or a “second childhood”.
Ive seen child beauty pageants, and the made up children are still children. Those are adult faces. Makeup doesnt turn children’s faces into adult faces including bone structure & jawlines unless you think they had plastic surgery or rubber masks professionally applied.
Stupid Spoiled Whore playset lol (SP reference)
I bet even PedoBear disapproves this.
It’s a shops, I can tell by some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
PHOTOSHOPPED
incidentally I did google “Toddlers and Tiaras” and child beauty pageants.
nothing to prove that picture isnt fake and even convinces me it is a fake because the children while disgustingly made up, still look like childrens faces. And the clothes are the key thing- those pageant girls wear clothes that cost 1,000 dollars and up, they wouldnt be caught dead in those cheap children’s bathing suits- they wear adult looking clothes remember?
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh how awful. I feel so bad for pageant children.
They. Will. Haunt. My. Dreams…
Definitely photoshopped, and a bad photoshop job at that.
They look like two dollar whores, and considering the dollar to be week right now thats an insult! (Stan Smith anyone?)
Parents who do that to their daughters should be ashamed. They’re children, not barbie dolls.
it’s been photoshopped ¬_¬
That is not photoshopped they are my kids.
I think if they enjoy doing pageants, it’s fine.
That is photoshopped they are my 27 year old cousins. Oh wait, I could just be saying that…
God Dam! I saw something like that on the movie “little miss sunshine”. Do some americans realy do this to theri children?!
Yes they do sadly. There’s a show on TLC called ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ about this. It’s is seriously disgusting and the kids are all spoiled little brats with no discipline.
And this isn’t photoshopped.
This is just as damn creepy-http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/baby_weave.htm
Thats a horrible photoshop job. Try harder next time. Or don’t try at all.
Does the one on the left… have PLASTIC SURGERY
They call them flippers. (fake teeth) Since most kids at that age are missing teeth ot are too young for braces….parents shell out $200-$300 for fake teeth. ‘Lil Queen has to have perfect teeth!
While filming her second movie for Fox, Shirley Temple lost a tooth. Production stopped, and they rushed her off to a dentist so she could have a fake tooth put in. This was normal procedure for her. In her autobiography, she commented that America probably thought she’d never lost her baby teeth.
THE PICTURE IS FAKE.
Some kids just really enjoy doing pageants. If they’re happy, let them do it.
Did nobody learn anything from the Jon-Bennet Ramsay case???
anybody else turned on by boobs?
Argh! Eye bleach! EYE BLEEEEACH!!!
That kinda makes me fear monsters even more…
“Back to hell where you belong!”
The one on the left looks like Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds. The one on the right looks like Christopher Biggins! I’m not sure which is the more disturbing…
It could’ve been for a beauty pageant?
It is. A beauty pageant for small girls. The one on the left is plastered all over TLC
AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Ugh. They look like little gremlins. -.-
This stuff and the whole encouragement of it makes me feel sick.
Creepy old pedo man: *leers*
High-strung wannabe-socialite perfectionist mom: “STOP OBJECTIFYING MY BABY!!!!!”
Hmm..
(click my name) The pic is real.
Oh god. Those photos… That video D:
Seriously – all you guys calling Photoshop click bethie’s name and prepare to be apalled
Ewewewewewewewew! Why in seven hells did I click!?! Half of them don’t even look like they’re having fun, they have that creepy ‘if you don’t hurry up and take the damn picture I will kill you and eat your brain’ smile.
Still laughing about the “fail”?
Wow, I never thought FailBlog would fail that hard. Of course the parents fail, right? They live in a piss-poor country and this is one of the few ways some of them can survive. Way to go, making fun of those people.
Well, let’s see how much lower this website will go.
wow, I never noticed that you’d get this offended. Too bad, oh well. I don’t dive a gamn.
They see me trollin’
They hatin’
Patrolling they tryin’ to catch me deridin’ dirty
this is the veronicas
FAIL.
photo shopped!
It’s called High Glitz. Google is your friend.
pedosmile?
Omg, poor girls. They should be with their tiny little friends than dressing up like this
poor poor girls =(
1) Little Miss Sunshine (at least it was less agressive)
2) A reality show made by VH1 about events similar to the one that inspired Little Miss Sunshine, and indeed girls like the ones in the photo were shown (they want to be closer than Miss Universe, but the event is crappier than every beauty contest in the world…
I see to girls that will need therapy in their future.
Pedo Bear Win
anyone else agree?
1. i am not suggesting these kids are not having fun. 2. it doesn’t make it any less wrong. 3. pirates are different from whores, albeit they were lying stealing, murderers, but you don’t see kids dressing up as whores for halloween. 4. Excuse people in our country for being concerned when they see kids dressed up like that. *gets off soap box*
These things look like freakin aliens !
i cant look at these strange faces for longer than 5 seconds.
no really, if someone of you knows stargate, these guys would fit perfectly in there as a race from far, far away..way too creepy !
ALIEN WIN
Tammy Faye’s grandaughters. Related: have you seen Jim Baker’s retard of a son with his punk rock church? Talk about a fail.
I feel bad for these kids, i’ve seen a tv program about them and they act really strangely; one kid said she couldn’t wait to get a boob job or something and she was like 7, lol. It’s really unnatural and weird, and the parents of these girls are so annoying. They need help, seriously.
i dont get it, where is failure?
EYE BLEACH! AAAAAAGH!
FAIL
this is definalty photo shopped, the face is a different color then the body, and their facial features are huge.
ummm… the different colors might be because…oh, ummm… I dunno.
Because they are wearing makeup on their little faces?
The one on the right is fat anyway
My 15 year old daughter does glitz pageants, I know these two girls and can assure you that this picture is NOT photoshopped. Both of these little girls were on the Toddler and Tiara show, Karmen and Destiny. (With a name like Destiny….) Anyway…I personally think 5 and 6 is too young for this crap. (I wouldn’t let my daughter enter one until she was 13) It makes me sick to see them spray tanning their fetuses.
Pedo FAIL.
The whole appeal of children is that they are not yet corrupted by the world and not saddled with complicated adult standards.
To almost all pedophiles, putting ghastly makeup like this on children would be the equivalent of gluing artificial leper sores onto a beautiful woman.
And… uh… don’t ask how I know this.
Hey Pedobear.
It’s like they’ve been giftwrapped for pedophiles.
I thought Fails were supposed to be funny… ._.
I feel sorry for them.
toddlers and tiaras competitors….
Mmmm, that is some delicious looking cake =D
It’s sad; this is just fueling the flame of so many pedophiles out there. What is wrong with these parents??
Why would you do this to your child?
When I grow up…
You have such an awesome name that it pains me to do this. *pulls out shot gun* I’m sorry, I can’t let you grow up now.
Sheesh, their heads look a lot older and larger than they should be.
Reminds me of Bratz dolls. Ya know, the Bratz dolls aimed at little girls.. the girls that have collagen injections, wear party girl makeup and go to raves, oh and they have babies too. http://z.about.com/d/collectdolls/1/0/P/e/1/BratzBabyzCloeKaraoke.jpg
Looking like wigs and masks–WIN!
I wish to God this was a photoshop but it’s real. People who pimp out their kids like this should be shot.
The worst about it is that this is not the worst about it. Little girls usually like dressing up a bit as well as trying out make up. Not necessarily in this dimension, but the worst part of it still is the way these girls are being treated like show dogs by their mothers, and how they’re robbed of their childhood… And of course the message that you’ll only succeed when you’re pretty enough… This is so sick.
Photoshopped. How many 5 or 7 year-olds have wrinkles? Look at the eyes of the one on the right. And the lighting is different for the faces than the bodies. Well done, though. Rather subtle.
I think what you think are wrinkles are actually huge false lashes. As for the lighting – strange makeup on their faces that just reflect light differently?
OMG. If anyone thinks this is not Photoshopped, they propably don’t even know what photoshop is. If you don’t believe the faces are planted on just look at the shadows. And if your still not convinced look at the skin tone. Still not convinced check the angle the shot is taken and imagine what the shadow should look like and where the skin tone of the body should match the face due to the flashlight….
OK.
That’s not even a good photoshop job guys… Come on
It isn’t, they’re wearing tons of makeup which reflects the light differently than their spray tans….There is a tv show about it….you can see on the show it’s real
That makeup makes them some ugly kids…. Dear god, those two are nightmare fuel….
That is soooo photoshopped
Those two are ruined for the rest of their lives
I went on that website. It’s sickening.
Totally shopped.
Actually no, sadly…. It’s just the makeup that reflects the camera lighting wrong… there is a show.. “Little Miss Perfect” on TLC – Google it, and be disgusted.
I actually think they are really ‘hot’, I’m 44 years old… is there something wrong with me??
I think most guys would like to teach ‘em the ropes..
They’re probably only 4, if even that. Sicko!!!
oh my god, they look much older to me..
I feel sick to my stomach, I thought they were at least 11 – 12 yrs old.
That’s still sick.
No, it’s from a show called ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ on TLC, google it and see for yourself.
this show is making me really aroused… I’m really worried/turned on at the same time
Stick to being worried. And stay away from elementary schools.
I don’t see the major issue, I mean I just go for the girls, it’s not like I prey on little boys or anything..
far out…
11 – 12 is certainly fine, in my book..
I had my first sexual experience when I was only 8 years old, now I’m not saying that’s right or wrong, but these girls looked ‘sexualised’ to me
HOLY CRAP THAT’S SCARY.
I mean…should I even be laughing at this? God, that’s..just…terrifying. o.O
xD
WTF?, thats photo shopped, no one has skin like that
I think this picture has given me diabetes
I sense a Photoshop in the force.
there is absolutely no way that this isnt photoshopped.
There have been plenty of explanations given previously to educate you (and everyone else) about the world of child beauty pageants, and yet you insist that there is “absolutely no way” the picture isn’t photoshopped. Wow. Please take these comments to heart and believe me that, sadly, THE PHOTOGRAPH IS 100% GENUINE. As an advocate for parents and children in the entertainment industry, I am very familiar with the pageant world. It is shocking to see a picture of those 2 young girls made up to look like aging Vegas lounge singers, but I assure you, what you have seen is VERY representative of what is called “Full Glitz Beauty Pageant”.
AGAIN, for the “photoshop conspiracy theorists” out there:
1). a child’s head is proportionately larger in relation to his/her body than an adult’s
2). the head/face looks “fake” or “plastic” because of the heavily-applied, pancake make-up, in a non-matching color.
3). the heavily spray-tanned body also gives the appearance of the body/head disconnect. (Girls get spray tans before each pageant.)
4). the only real hair on the girls is in front, above their foreheads. The remainder is not really “extensions”, but full hairpieces or wiglets, which are rolled and set on a mannequin beforehand. This can make a child’s head HUGE.
5). the flipper: many children in the entertainment industry (stage, screen) use flippers, that is, small appliances to fill in for a single lost tooth. BUT in the pageant world, they have taken it to extremes. Dentists who cater to pageant moms create full sets of upper dentures – covering the entire row of upper teeth. These often result in a bulky, protruding, unnatural look to any “normal” person, but to a pageant person, they are “perfection”. (In fact, the 2 girls’ teeth in the picture look relatively age-appropriate. I have seen 7-yr-olds with a mouth full of adult chompers. Gross.)
6). many pageants have a bathing suit division, so that is the reason for the bikinis. (I have heard a pageant director say that that bikinis are allowed, but not thongs, “you have to have a perfect body to wear a thong.” And we are talking about 5 to 10 year-olds! Disgusting.
7). those aren’t crow’s feet, but the very large false eyelashes and the dramatic eye makeup. (Just fyi, makeup is almost always done by a separate person; someone else does hair. Someone else does tanning, someone else does acrylic nails, another coaches dance, someone else coaches interview, etc.
8). the huge lips are another result (and in the pageant world, a benefit) of the heavy makeup. They apply the lip liner outside of the natural lip line and fill in with lipstick…
9). Oh, and they pluck the eyebrows, too. On small children. Ladies, you know what it feels like. (I guess sometimes they shave their kid’s eyebrows, but still…)
10). after all this preparation, giant pixie sticks and other candy gives the little ones the “pep” needed to compete (you can see that in the photo, too).
I hope that by these examples you can see that, although gross, and shocking, and UNBELIEVABLE AT FACE VALUE, the photo is real.
What’s sad is that many (if not most) of these little girls like to get “dressed up and put on make up”. It is a very complicated issue.
Thanks for allowing me to shed some light. (Oh, and pageants are a phenomenon across the US – even Hawaii – and not just Texas.)
Disgusting. Those little girls are not even getting a childhood.
*looks at the first 1* ahhh!! its barbie
For all those people that say this is fake or photshopped, just check this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGBFgNxewc
Wow, Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids sure are growing up fast.
People, this is a moment to remember. The day two girls become… Whores..
does anyone else think the one on the left looks like miley cyrus?
I totally see it… I don’t think these are shopped, but it *almost* looks like someone stuck Miley’s face on her.
One thing we’re overlooking in all this analysis is the profit motive. Beauty pageants offer big prizes to the winners and their families – cash, scholarships, consumer goods, even cars. There’s also the chance that the girls might get picked up for modeling or acting jobs. The kid pageants feed into the teen pageants, and eventually into the adult pageants. The winners get pretty big money all the way along.
It’s sad to see the kids used as sources of profit and as proxies for the frustrated dreams of their mothers. But you want really disgusting, check out the little boy pageants. Ewww.
will definitly check out the litlle boyspageant. thank fot the tip. gtg got some fappin to do
That looks like a photo from the Bennett incident. Looks just like the girl on the right.
Too soon. Still too soon.
When will these shows be outlawed?
dudee… wtff… it’s likee, what the helll (4 lack of an intelligent commentt)
This looks like it’s a cut-out where you stick your head in over a body. Either that or it’s shop’d
Photoshop!!!
Only in the U.S.A does this shit happen….It’s very sad.
I am completely transfixed. It’s like something out of a Sam Raimi film, but I really believe it’s not nightmare, it’s real life! The zombie mums are coming to get your kids, and if they can’t find them, they’ll do it to you.
I dowanna wear a halter top, I dowanna have custard put on my face. I’m going to close my laptop now and walk away quietly and slowly, hoping that no-one saw me see that.
Ye Gods, I thought we Brits had enough to blame the Yanks for, but this just totally raises the bar.
It’s not all of us… I swear!
Of course, that’s exactly what we WOULD say, if it were indeed all of us. So I wouldn’t blame you if you, say, launched a preemptive war, or something ;_;
They look like Hawaiian showgirls. Spokeswomen for PedoBear. Eww.
It’s like their faces are 30 years older than the rest of them. Who the crap finds this kind of puke cute or attractive?
Does this not look photoshopped to anyone??
It looks very photoshopped. I know children have big heads, but not with prominant cheakbones, & how can the girl be tan with a pale face?
That is horrible. Not something we should be teaching our youth.
Just EUUUUU!
Not shooped. It’s called stage makeup.
Those are the programmers of photoshop, the pic here was taken just after they invented the first photoshop software, a happy moment.
Of course it’s Photoshopped you dopes, I know there are pathetic child pageants, and this was probably set up by a well meaning person trying to degrade the practice. Zoom in, you can see where it was pasted, 2 different resolutions, the higher one being the faces.
When you zoom in all you can see is JPEG artifacts. Though it looks like the faces might have been blurred at some point, which is pretty common with vanity shots.
Dressing your kids up like the Olson Twins on Martigras is a cruel & unusual punishment for us all.
::jibblies::
This is clearly shopped…
The right one looks kinda like Anna Faris though.
they need to live there life without being fake
come on now what mother would want there children to go through this
These girls are on a reality television show called Toddlers and Tiaras. It’s totally effed up. Moms make their little girls dress up like this and have them dance around in swanky outfits. I’ve only seen it once or twice, just coz’ nothing better was on.
Child abuse much?
They grew up so fast…
The sad thing is, this is real.
this is from one of those kitty pageants. they really do look like that at those shows
EPIC parenting fail when so many people are convinced your actual children are Photoshopped!
If my mother had done this to me when i was younger, I’d've killed her.
They are in the beauty padgents like in texas…they start really young.
Little miss drag queen?
good one! I never thought about it before, but they really do look like drag queens!
they grow up so fast
The fat one on the right is the man.
Unfortunately, the very first thing I thought of was Jonbenet Ramsey. That case really brought attention to child beauty pagents, and how strange and unnatural the lifestyle and look is for a small girl, even though the matter didn’t seem related to the murder.
There are gypsies’s kid that dress and look exactly like that. North Augusta in Georgia
I am too appauled to type anything witty.
does that little girl have crows feet?
I am sickened by this type of thing, and have one reply to show the horror and the twited people who do this to there innocent children: JonBenét Ramsey. May that poor little girl Rest In Peace, and her parents live with what they did to that poor thing for the rest of their lives.
FRICK MY EYES BURN
PedoBear approves
Makeup is real, jawline on the one on the left is total photoshop, and a poor one at that. Look at her face outline near her eyes.
parenting win… prostitute fail
I just threw up in my mouth…A LOT!
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