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oh my earsEye see what you did there.
You still hear?
Probably has the market cornered on this stuff…
I still can’t see–been blinded by the yellow man.
I don’t nose, tell me tell me tell me.
It was my fault, that bobby died!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does that sound like?
Don’t answer that!
the ocean
the sea
the gulf
the Fjord
the channel
The Loch
The Bay
Tha Swimming PooooooooooooL
the delta
a candy shop.
GOTTA FIND THAT SWIMMING POOL.
(reference get correct? If so, such a good song.)
in this category you can find music by MJ : >
*He he*
Too soon. The pain is still too near.
If by pain you mean a bleeding orifice I’d agree.
While it’s likely that MJ was a pedophile, it was never proven. However, make all the jokes you want about writer/director Victor Salva (Powder, Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2.) He actually IS a convicted child molester. Look him up on Wikipedia.
My life is complete now…
Riverside/San Francisco-based synth punk noise destruction connected to the Deathbombarc label and Barf/Narf Records. Current members are Erin Allen and Brian Perez. Early influences were the Germs, The Screamers, Suicide, ’80s German dance no wave compilation “Tanz Mit Dem Herzen” and scuzzy electronic rock bands from the bay area like the Low Down.
How the heck…..no, don’t answer that.
On last.fm. Only search band names containing the last part though…
I said don’t, oh well, nevermind.
A drunk uncle.
The F.B.I is waiting behind the counter. What a good undercover sting!
They are dressed like wasps?
Now that is dedication.
Fail Blog Inspector dressed as a wasp?
*flees*
And I thought the buzzing was coming from you.
I 'philia, honey.0.0
I hope you’re talking Greek.
The eros of my ways. ⤴ ⤵ ⤶ ⤷ ⤹Fedo-Bear Investigators dressed as White Anglo-Saxon Protestants?*goes to reformation school*
And you dont think that it’s a band name?
Do a search for it online if you think that then!
(I won’t)
Preferably from work. I’m sure nothing will happen … It will be fine.
especially if you work for the government
But if you’re working for the catholic church…
probably the best place to do the search, they are great at covering it up
I found a review. They seem to have picked the name to try to sell music that has no redeeming feature.
how sick is that?
at least!
*sigh
Someone got their discs mixed.
(and their brain)
phonographic memory lossChild Phonography – For Cryin’ Out Loud
Their next CD will be titled “Are You Tighter Than a 5th Grader?”
*golf clap*
This has to be the most epic comment ever! WIN!
Um… it’s just the name of a band that was chosen for shock value. Get a grip, people. Sheeesh.
*grips cd*
*gets dragged off*
NOOOOO
*grips Sarge*
It’s ok. He’s of legal age.
NOT just for shock, great anti-piracy pro-action. How you gonna search that?
keeps me regular
I thought it was the prune juice.
that’s just what old people want you to think
So you just drink it for the taste?
Dr Pepper, what’s the worst that could happen?
They could pi55 all over the launch of Chinese Democracy like a bunch of complete c0cks. For example.
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LOL!
LOLITA?!♪♫ Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. ♪♫
♪♫ Daddladdle daddla, da da da da da, LOLA! ♪♫
Cherry cola?
I was just thinking that was the OTHER Lola.
GMTA.
No. Lola. . .
♪♫♪ Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets, and little man, Lola wants you. You’re no exception to the rule, I’m irresistible you fool. . . give in. . .♪♫♪ (Damn Yankees!)
*I’ve lost over 16 lbs! Whee! And I’ve missed my SqueeziePeeps!*
*welldonesqueezies*
Welcome back, DITH! And congratsies on your loss!
On a sidenote: Who on earth calls their daughter “Lolita”?
Humbert’s wife.
A pimp?
Possibly the same sort of person that thinks Nemesis or Chlamydia are good old fashioned names
Maybe if their son was a Warlock.
Or indeed a dreadlock.
*brings padlocks*
*Accuses Goldilocks*
Can’t let you do that, StarFox!
Oedipus’s father?
Just a reply to your sidenote, Arthur Eld: Lola is the short for Dolores, a very common name in some countries. When I (and many others in those countries) hear the name Lolita, the first thing in our minds is not the fictional Lolita as it would in not-Spanish-speakin countries, for us it’s just a regular name. I’m sure that when you hear of someone called Rachel, for instance, you think it’s a common name. If you say it in Spain, most people will think of Friends. Just thought I’d share that.
When I hear Lolita, I think of the fictional character, the teen temptress. When I hear Rachel, I think of friends, it IS a common enough name by the way.
how do you have a swastika avatar
you set it as your gravatar… 8)
Lolerskates?
LOL FAIL!
I am googling them right now, and someone is knocking on my door…
oh brothers!Does anybody know a good lawyer for karamasov?
big brother?
Super Mario?
where art thou
playful melodies and tight beats
(sorry going now)
Finally someone started thinking about kids
Hey, I didn’t think of that, but you’re right. Brilliant! Although, if you’re driving around, listening to their music with the CD cover on the passenger seat and you get pulled over, you might have a bit of explaining to do.
Here. Every day. We just like to call it roleplay hornychat.
Its pretty bad that people do this type of stuff, but now they sing about it too? Thats going a bit far!
The distance is beyond its limits.
Singing about it is in bad taste but I think actually doing it is going a bit far.
but remember to think green while listening
*reads sign a little above CD*
you answered your own question… not all CDs are audio CDs
Maybe the name reflects the people that listen to them most.
And searching for it on Google will also not net you anything. That’s a great marketing tactic!!!!
Oh…. wait…. maybe not…
I’m already sick to my stomach as it is and now this.
(I’m home because of my stomach virus)
Awwww. Get Well Soon!
Thanks.
*sterolized squeeze*
Pedobear Win!!!!
… thats a band….
Is this another one of those Datelin NBC traps? *walks into house* Dammit
The shop fails for stocking them?
This isn’t a fail. This is exactly what the artist wants it to be.
Maybe they didn’t intend to end up in stores.
*watches tumbleweed pass*
Wow. Pretty dead around here today.
That’s what I thought. I don’t like this fail, though, so I was kinda hanging out on the previous one.
I figured when I saw the picture, that’s what most of us would be doing anyway.
*hears crickets*
*sign, sign, pass*
Amoeba Music Win!
My thoughts exactly… seen that in person many a time.
hollywood or nor. cali?
Sounds like you know of them and have listened to their music….does that make you feel good about yourself?
videos in a music store hahahaha what a fail!
no brain in your head. hahaha what a fail.
it’s obviously the name of a band and not a category of music and/or video.
this picture isn’t a fail by any means.
It’s obviously not a music store fail, it’s a music band name fail.
Yeah, lol
I like the Choir of Young Believers album above the word Child. This is a win in my book.
So nobody else noticed the the person who took this picture got their finger in the frame on the top right, exactly where it says fail.
Not quite as interesting as the main focus of the picture but ironic none-the-less
I bet they have the PedoBear remix somewhere in that section.
its a bands name
~Because no one has mentioned that yet.~
she’s got legs
It’s a trap!
its not a fail..
this is a real band.
they suck. but theyre a band.
Hey now! Mock them all you want, their Michael Jackson tribute was amazing!
I figured this was an actual band name.And it izzzzzzzz. I mean, hell, here in Chattanooga we have a (pretty good, oddly enuf)deathmetal band called Coathanger Abortion. Epik fails like that just don’t happen anymore. Too bad this one got debunked.
I’m reminded of when the Cherry-Poppin’ Daddies appeared on The View to do Zoot Suit Riot — Joy Beast-har wouldn’t even say their name. She ended up introducing them as “The Daddies”. Fail, also. (Not a View viewer, but a Portland music fan, fwiw.)
Is dat sum CP?
I don’t see the Pedobear Seal of Approval, so prolly not
Wow, hott.
Doesn’t anyone at Failblog know about this really neat thing – Google? Took all of 1 minute to find out this is a band, for christsakes.
Would it have been better to have captioned it “Band Name Fail”?
Heh, I know where the photographer lives.
I believe this band did a cover of, “Thank Heaven For Little Girls”
Indeed. Or another great movie title – “XXX”. Good luck with that… 8)
nobody noticed that the band right next to it is the church… juxtaposition win, lol
fake
Wow, a CD by The Clash on the top right shelf!
it’s a music store fail cause that can u only get in video stores
grammar fail? verbal diarrhea fail? please proofread. that was the most incoherent thing i’ve seen in a while.
The only thing you’ll get from that CD is a recording saying “Hello, my name is Chris Hansen from Dateline, would you please have a seat over there”.
Is this the section where you find Hannah Montana cds?
Seriously now… is that a band or something?
I own that cd. It’s called “She’s Got Legs” and was released on Deathbomb Arc.
AMOEBA MUSIC! hahaha!
the CDs are organized by band, not musical category. that much is obvious. have you ever been to music store?
Also Im pretty sure that store is Amoeba in Los Angeles
nahhh its not lol i was there hahah
Picture frame too small to show hi-tech trapdoor on the floor that opens if customer expresses audible dismay at CD not being actual child pron. Nearest employee then does well-practiced impression of Mister Burns’… “Excellent.” It’s a pretty good job- and THEY have dental.
a band from the The Smell-scene from back in the day. man i miss LA.
I don’t even want to imagine what trying to pirate those songs would bring…
I like this band alot. I actually listen to this CD regularly. Brizzahh is the man!
lol i took this pic and sent it to my friend he posted this we were cracking up when we saw this hahaha