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Lmao, oops little girl, who were YOU listening to that had a filthy mouth?
LMFAO OMG. As a devil dog I really see the humor in this.
fake
The dead giveaway that this letter is fake is the fact that the writer began the letter with “My girl friend and I”.
I worked as a volunteer teaching assistant at a high school, marking papers for teachers. Many high school students fail to write the proper sentence structure, such as “My friend and I”, “My dad and I”, etc. They would write, “me and my friend”, or me and my dad”.
Any kid dumb enough to really think that navy gives blue jobs probaly wouldn’t be able to write that well.
Fake
Your text is bold with prejudice.
well arent you just a smarty? you had to take the time of day to explain what most of us already saw. and you being a T.A gives you all the credit in the world as a letter defamer, correct? Maybe thats why you’re a t.A because you can’t be a teacher
Being a teacher assistant doesn’t give me “all the credit in the world as a letter defamer.”
However, beginning each sentence with a lower case letter makes you look uneducated, typical, unsophisticated. I am just saying.
Or you’re just being an ass. Some teachers in certain areas teach their students to not make that common mistake, so apparently this little girl got it. Don’t be an ass
its still fake. the kid would know how to spell susan.
Ummmm…. What if her name is Susin… With an I?
wait a minute, so this is a girl, Susan, and she has a girlfriend???
Lesbians: sometimes, they start young.
If her name is Susin with an I, then . . .
parent fail.
If not, fake.
Yet, Susan’s teacher failed. Clearly, this would be the conclusion upon noticing the comma splice. (Not to mention the missing comma in the last sentence. But I guess I’m just nit-picking at this point.)
I’m sorry, but the shots at the uneducated fall short when you can not spell the word “probably”……..probaly curected yore students papers rong two.
And justified the wrong “correction” by saying “that is what I was taught”.
I was more interested in these “blue jobs” he spoke of…
Maybe they’re all standby understudies for the Blue man group.
Haha, you’re a fan of Arrested Development I take it. 2 references in one small reply. I wish there was an analyzer/therapist in my area.
This post is Fake. . . . Fake or not it is entertainment. There are to many people running around the Internet crying that they know for sure that something is fake based on what they heard or learned from a book or saw on a discovery show. Let the stuff on the internet be what it was created for. Entertainment. Now if there is something wrong with Wikipedia feel free to B*&%^ all you want, but for an entertainment blog leave it alone. . . . (Step off soapbox and walk away)
Mike I was not directing that long winded tirade at you, but should have gone to Tommy
It’s still fake.
That says bklow jobs. :/ Duh.
Nice detective work Joe, you unravelled his whole point by finding a spelling error. I’m sure this moron always spells “probably” with only one “b.” Christ I know I have never misspelled a word while typing, especially when I am doing something as important as leaving a comment on a comedy website.
This is a comedy website? Please don’t say this is a comedy website. I can’t go back over some stupid restraining order. (After my joke about Free Tow Lay I’m not allowed to go within 100 IP addresses of a joke…)
Now that’s funny.
It is very common for people to write in all lower case on the internet and many of them highly intelligent.
Do you see the flaws in this “sentence” you wrote?
However, beginning each sentence with a lower case letter makes you look uneducated, typical, unsophisticated.
So annoying to run across people like you who try to act intelligent and make blatant mistakes at the drop of a hat.
Lol yeah. I’m smart,but I don’t give a flying turd if I mess up my typing. Not like anyone cares. Accept people with nothing better to do than look for typos. >_>
Before you start judging people as uneducated, etc., you should learn to proofread your own thoughts. Probably is the correct spelling. Get off of your high horse.
Also, this picture is a joke… either laugh or get over it, you don’t have to pick it apart.
So does ending your sentance with a –>PRE<–disposition.
See what I did there? cut this out, carry it in your wallet when you go for your next teacher interview.
You’re accusing him of being “uneducated, typical, unsophisticated” but you are a teacher? Massive irony there… Not even a real teacher at that…
You also claim that, just because the letter says, “my girlfriend and I” automatically means that it’s a fake.
Not necessarily.
This letter looks like it was written in a class around 1st through 3rd grade, which is around the same time that they start teaching grammar, such as not saying things like, “me and my friend.”
Sorry this little girl has better grammar than your high-schoolers. Maybe you should teach them better.
I love how the sentence that you criticize someone for not capitalizing the first letter of each sentence is an incomplete sentence.
Quote: However, beginning each sentence with a lower case letter makes you look uneducated, typical, unsophisticated.
Hilarious
Next time you T.A. have the kids watch conjunction junction from School House Rock… you could learn a lot.
…and misspelling “blow jobs” and “probably” makes a person look smart?
Well the fact is that the person who claimed to be a T.A. made many mistakes in their post. I would be more worried about that than about whether or not the letter is real or fake.
Does anybody really care what you say,besides you? Anyone? No? So shut up,would you?
Why don’t you spend more time off line and live in the real world.
Nice!!!
hey…the navy give fiiine blow-jobs
only those among us who care about advancement or making the navy a career. god knows i aint gonna make chief, nor do i rely on some knee pads to make it in life. i get decent evals cuz im a decent mechanic and i train ppl on what they gotta know to do their job…
Agreed
hey hey teacher…
what’s a BLUE job?^^ Blow job from a guy in the navy?
If you have to ask, then you can’t afford one.
Afford?
I wouldn’t call it incorrect. It is purely etiquette. Some people were taught that it is polite to mention others before yourself, but it has nothing to do with grammar.
You are correct, though, it does seem that only older generations have this habit. It also seems fairly U.S.-centric.
Sorry for the forthcoming pedantry, but you’re wrong here – it is entirely a matter of grammar and nothing to do with etiquette. ‘I’ is a grammatical subject (the ‘doer’ in a clause, e.g. “I kicked the horse”), ‘me’ is a grammatical object (to which something is ‘done’, e.g. “The horse kicked me back”). The easier way of telling the difference in sentences that involve two people (“my girlfriend and I were watching…”) is to remove one of the people: “I was watching” is grammatically correct; “me was watching” is obviously wrong.
In fact, etiquette often confuses the issue. Lots of people think it sounds better or more polite to use ‘I’ in sentences such as “the car was bought by my husband and I”, where they are the object rather than the subject. If they were just talking about themselves, they would never dream of saying “the car was bought by I.” In response to earlier comments that this is fake because a kid would never understand it, that’s not much of an argument – the rule as stated above is pretty easy if it’s taught properly.
Pedantry over.
Tl;dr
Pedantic response to pedantry: “the car was bought by my husband and I” is passive voice. Next time, use active.
Myself and the peanut gallery say your grammar can not only be good, but also rude at the same time.
In “The car was brought by my husband and I” the subject of the sentence is still “I,” despite that it is in the object position. Because the “I” is still bringing the car. Active it would be “I brought the car.” With a direct object, it would be “The car was brought by my husband and I for Susan.”
You are confusing the agent of the sentence with the subject. The car in this case is the subject, but is also the patient, the agent is the object (namely, me)
Did the blow job happen in the car?
Thanks. I’m 59 and still wonder when to use I or me. Same with we and us. <~~~I know, incorrect.
Incorrect. The examples beginning with “me” are indeed grammatically incorrect, as “me” is accusative and the subject group demands the nominative pronoun. Furthermore, the relative placement of pronouns within a group of nouns IS a matter of grammar, and in this case, NOT etiquette — “My brother and I” works, but not “I and my brother.”
You don’t know enough about this subject to be arguing about it, and YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON’T. So please, don’t do this again, since you risk making more fools like yourself.
Hard to say, your gathering you know how the child would think however as its a little girl, they tend to be better versed in the English language then typical boy’s of that age, also we don’t know where the child is from she maybe from a background where the grandparents or mother are teachers and she learned good grammar skills. In the long run you can’t say that it it fake based purely on the tense skills of the writter
When I was a child I wrote correctly, so do not generalize.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
Like blow jobs? Sorry … blue jobs?
You may be correct that this letter is a fake, but I don’t really buy the arguments you have given.
Some kids know to say “My friend and I” instead of “Me and my friend”. Perhaps her father has taught her about this before and she remembers. There’s a lot of stuff my father taught me that all my classmates would learn only 3-5 years later, and I’m sure I am no exception.
As for “blow jobs”, she probably heard the expression but doesn’t know what it means. She may think it’s something about bombs (Navy + Blow = Explosives).
So I don’t think your arguments are so good. You may be right, but we need more evidence than that.
I think the fact that Susan is spelled incorrectly(Susin) is clue enough, my 4 yr old can spell his own name… unless her mother can’t spell.
I agree. She can spell every other word correctly but can’t spell her own name? That’s usually one of the first things a child learns to spell!
And what small child talks of “girl friends”?
It could be correctly spelled. Particularly in the last 10 years, I’ve seen more and more parents who give their children “unique” variations of common names, as well as names which are simply made up.
And then you have to also consider…. sometimes even the brightest kids simply make the most common mistakes.
If you don’t believe that, just read failblog, where adults make them quite commonly
Ok, enough with saying the little girl spelled her name incorrectly. Names can and are spelled in a number of different ways, for instance mine is not typical, but to say it is spelled incorrectly is a joke. I have a friend who spells her name Susen, so you as a teachers assistant cannot tell anybody that the way they spell their name is wrong. Grow up! I think you need a different career path.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD RAAAAAAAAAAGE.
Ahem, get over your fit of anger on the internet. Susen and Susan are ways of spelling the same name, and both are commonly accepted. However, nobody other than “Susin Nielson” spells it that way. Seeing as Susin Nielson isn’t an 8 year old lesbian, I think this is “probaly” fake.
The second most common spelling of the name is “Suzan”, not Susin nor Susen. (For the purpose of this discussion, I’m categorizing “Suzanne”, with stress on the second syllable, a different name).
However, this name is nothing like Mikela or Kellie when in comes to alternate spellings. “Susan” is the FAR most common spelling, by a long shot, nobody asks A Susan “how do you spell that?”.
One other thing to be suspicious about is the fact that Susan is a very -uncommon- name for girls born in the mid-1990′s.
Susin is a name. Susin Nielson, anyone? I agree that it is probably fake, but the “misspelling” of her name is not a good argument.
“probaly”? “blue jobs”?
And you’re criticizing someone elses’ writing? You should be fired from your “volunteer teaching assistant” position. Idiot.
So this applies in every situation? That’s ridiculous. P.S. who cares if this is a fake? It’s still funny.
Um, well, when I was the age Susin appears to be, I always used “person and I,” even when it was incorrect. As a TA, I’m sure you’ve seen that phenomenon as well. Maybe you just didn’t recognize it.
And, at her age, it’s entirely possible she thinks a “blow job” involves bombs or something. I thought “gang banging” meant driving around in your car with a bunch of friends (thank you, Grease).
Not saying it’s real, but your logic is flawed.
you misspelled “probably”
Any person dumb enough to misspell a word while criticizing someone’s use of the English language should probably refrain from doing so.
its says blow jobs, not blue jobs, re-read it
Jeez, are FAIL bloggers really this gullible? It was on freaking Snopes.com!
Seriously, it’s the most obvious fake ever.
and any person dumb enough to think that they’re called “blue jobs” needs to stop volunteering @ a high school, unless you are continuing your education.
blow jobs by people in the navy are called “blue jobs”
I, on the other hand, actually teach grammar classes and I frequently see children as young as 6 pull off the –”and I” maneuver just fine.
and what is a blue job, Tommy? And I think you were looking for the word “probably” instead of “probaly” though I have heard it pronounced “probly.”
Interesting linguistic standards.
1st, it’s not ‘blue jobs,’ did you even read the letter?
2nd, a devil dog’s kid would have decent grammar, I’m sure.
High school students writing “me and my friend”? Pretty poor education system you’re working in, that type of error shouldn’t be happening after about year 4.
she could mean girl friend as in a friend thats a girl not that ur going out. i think it’s real.
no one was debating that but what ever suits your fancy i guess.
Tommy, I guess you failed to double check your own writing. It’s “blow jobs” and yes, you probably just hit the wrong key on that.
U spelled blow jobs wrong sooo…. doubt ur a volunteer an sometimes prents teach the kids stuff!!!! U FAIL AND I AM AN EPIC WIN
if u r a volunteer at a school get the hell of Failblog
knowing there difference between blue and blow could save you a lot of awkward conversations.
oh you misunderstood, the letter says the navy gives blow jobs not blue jobs duh
you spelled blow jobs wrong.. huzzah..
FAIL
you spelled blow jobs wrong…Huzzah
congratulations on failing
What is a blue job? Must be some fancy teacher thing.
I LOVE PUSSIES WHO ARGUE ON THE INTERNET ABOUT SPELLING MISTAKES IN PICTURES THAT ARE JOKES
We need to have a serious talk.
Take a seat over there.
OH MAH GOD! She spelled words right, and had good grammar?? THIS MUST BE FAKE, SO FAKE, I FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
I have found that younger kids are usually better with grammar rules than even adults because they are learning them at the time. Ever seen Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? That and most little kids aren’t potheads thats are sick of that shlt. I was valedictorian, and trust me, I couldn’t have cared less about grammar rules. Highschool teachers never did either, all they cared about was students actually showing up to class. I literally felt like I was getting dumber through hightchool. I never learned anything new, but supposedly I went to the best school in the state. I have no faith in high school educators, or education.
Corrections: blue—>blow, probaly—->probably.
Plus, it’s not from a someone in high school, it’s elementary.
If you’re so educated, why’d you type “probaly” instead of “probably”? Don’t say it was a typo. You seem far too anal to make a typo and not correct it.
In the letter it is “blow” not “blue” as you stated in your reply.
How about the fact that she spelt everything correctly, save for her name? Usually a child gets their own name right, but often has several spelling mistakes. The only conclusion I can make about that is the possibility that Susin is the actual spelling of her name, or it’s a fake.
What you say may hold water. I see this because my wife has a Master’s Degree in both elementary ed and special ed. I just wanna point out that some things just happen. For example, your spelling probably as “probaly” like any dumb kid would.
Tommy Chan “Any kid dumb enough to really think that navy gives blue jobs probaly wouldn’t be able to write that well.” You are probably right but were you really a volunteer teaching assistant at a high school?
No, this letter isn’t fake, they really do give blowjobs.
This is real. My kid is friendly with Susin. Susin always draws those crazy smiley faces that look like the person is stoned or getting a really good blow job.
um maybe you should read the letter again and see thatr it ays blow jobs and not blue jobs. if youre gonna comment on something repeating what it says at least get it right especially if youre gonna be negative about it
Any dude smart enough to tell a fake letter from a real one probably shouldn’t be writing ”blue jobs”
Letter fail? or Marine win?
Both.
Definitely fake.
But still funny.
My dad was a career Navy officer and my brother is a Marine Gunny Sgt., and this definitely looks like something my brother would fabricate and send to my dad.
Fake!
The first word most kids learn to spell is their name. Unless her name is “Susin” this is certainly a fake. I mean really…maybe a Marine might think it is authentic, but not someone with real brains (Aim High).
you’re a pastry?
haha oorah devil dog this sh!t had me rollin
Just wanted to shout out to all my fellow Doc’s out there. remember your corpsman, we’re sailors. and Ill bet you one of my brothers, if not me, owes their life to a corpsman. hahaha I did get a kick out of the letter though! that’s pretty funny!
right there with you, except its highly questionable that susIn would have a girlfriend at this young of an age. Fake or not though, this is pretty damn funny.
A sailor of course.
clean it up with orbits. good clean feeling
Oh wow, you’re sooooo funny. So funny, in fact, that I’m forgetting to laugh.
Clearly the son the of a marine. Many forms of mental retardation are genetic.
I always find it amusing when a shit ton of people post a reply without bothering to read previous comments. Just about everyone who posted in the last thirty or so replies fails.
It says “MY DAD********* killed people when he was a Marine. HE SAID****** Navy doesn’t kill people, they just give blow jobs.” I’ll let you figure out the rest…
MAN! i wanna join the navy
That’s fine. They have on-the-job training, I’m sure.
so u can do blow jobs for 8 yr olds?
Gay
The answer is blowing in the wind!
Catch it before it blows away!
My kids watch iCarly a lot (And I more or less end up watching it with them) so all I can think of is the episode where they did a fake movie trailer for a horror movie about wind called “The Blowing” …
I guess that girl gets blown up for that.
This was written by the girl in the photo below.
the navy, they can really get behind you, help you up? give you a hand?
mommy what’s a blowjob?
Leave mommy alone, her boyfriend is over. Go sit down until your father gets home.
failjob.
UBER FAIL.
8 years old knows how to spell that?
Well done world!
Spell what? The two fairly common words “blow” and “job”? It’s not that hard.
Pretty good handwriting for someone who can’t even spell their own name.
In the navy…. You can help your fellow man!
LMFAO!!!
How do you know that isn’t how she spells her name?
Google.
Stolen from funny exam. I wish you people would stop stealing pics like this.
Marine Jackass Dad win.
Marine win.
If the girl’s dad wasn’t a Marine, it’d be tempting to label this “Jody WIN.”
Wait, I won? What’d I win?
lol, that RIGHT THERE. coincidence win. You get a free chicken without the wings we’re keeping those because of budget cuts.
sweet. who wouldnt adore a letter like this?
Is “Feel dirty for commenting day” over yet?
Yeah, this really isn’t real. It’s sooo fake.
Your mom’s fake!
Yours is in the navy
ans she needs more practice
with the blue jobs
because she sucks
yarrrrr right
Sounds like her father isn’t very grateful to the Navy. He would’t have been able to fight if those Navy boys didn’t give him a ride.
I’m sure he gave them a ride too.
you do know that the marines dont always go on navy ships right? right??? really? I mean we have helicopters to insert troops now. and some navy personnel dont even see a ship. there is navy personnel in Iraq/afganistan. the middle of the desert!
The Marines are the infantry branch of the Navy. Yes, there are other ways of deploying Marines, However, in an actual tactical situation in which an invasion by the Marines would be required, said Marines would not fly in, they would be launched on specialized landing craft from ships such as the San Antonio or Wasp Class Amphibious Assault Ships. The San Antonio and Wasp class are Navy ships, and are crewed by United States Navy Sailors. In a situation where the Marines fill the function as our first soldiers to throw themselves into battle, It’s the Navy’s job to get them there and to support them as best they can.
Um, the Marines are NOT the infantry branch of the Navy.
The U.S. Marines and the U.S. Navy are two separate branches, both part of the Department of the Navy (which has civilians too). T
he days of the Marines being subservient of the Navy are long, long, gone.
It’s just a matter of time before the Department of the Navy is changed to Deparment of the Navy and Marine Corps. In fact, I’m surprised Sen. Webb, a Marine hero and former SecNav) hasn’t introduced legislation to that effect.
I simply said that to make it simple for any seriously non-military people reading it. It is true, though, that the Navy and the Marine Corps operate with each other much more than the other services.
haha true marine does stand for, My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, yay for acrostics
Oh yeah! Killing is so great! Especially when it hits YOU!
But you UStards are probably just complaining about the blow jobs. Yay. Way to go…
good job missing the point of a fake letter!
you should change your name to summers eve
win
wtf?
Haha i think this is more of a navy fail than parenting fail.
Yall know what they say about sailors. Go out to sea as 100 men and come back as 50 couples
Gotta go with Tommy and Natty on this one. Fake-ass…
Seamen… A great type of people !
So the girl’s father is an arrogant Marine.
Anyways, if this is real that guy probably should watch what he says to his child.
orly
Really.
aaaahahahahahaha.
how sweet and inocent.
… and what a brutal dad?!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. and low.
very
I join the others and call fake on this one.
Most kids, even if they know little else, know how to spell their own name correctly.
Maybe it is spelled correctly. You just need to travel a bit to realize all around the world there are names that are very similar to the ones we are familiar to.
fake. kids dont write characters like these.
dec 2001 – that was 9 years ago, now the little girl also gives blow jobs
I guess since she only mentioned “NAVY” not sailors I guess she meant all of us in the Corp since we are part of the “Department of the Navy.” Devil Dogs blow best!
Semper Fi Marines!
How. Is this not. A WIN?!?!?!?!?!
Awwww that is so sweet
Ok the main reason I would call fake on this is not because of the grammar but more because ir start ” my girlfriend and I ” and is then signed “susin” so unless she is the worlds youngest lesbian then this is just rubbish…..
On failblog, there is always someone who screams fake.
This is obviously a kid’s work, and I think it’s hilarious. So laugh for a change, that’s what the site’s for.
obviously?
Yes, obviously. And why does someone who signs their name susin have to be a lesbian? I live in freaking Iowa and I see a lot of parents naming their kids really really stupid names, often times spelled wrong on purpose.
You have to have the IQ of a napkin to think this is real.
Fake Fail
I’m just wondering…the writer’s name is Susin (or Susan maybe). Assuming that’s a girl’s name, she probably wouldn’t write “my girl friend”. The writing looks like a 8 year old’s, and usually they wouldn’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend at that age. Also, if it was just a friend, they would have just written “friend” instead of “girl friend”. What do you guys think?
If her mom constantly calls her female friends “girl friend” like my mom does, it’s possible she is following suit and calls her female friends “girl friends.”
Also, there is such a name as Susin: http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0630988/
Yes, obviously. You are a genius.
If the little girl’s name is really Susan then I think it is almost surely a fake. No child who knows the nuances of grammar as well as “Susin” clearly does would misspell her own name. But it could be that her name really is Susin.
Well, you know the counter to this-
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
I’m sure it was written by a child. She didn’t understand that her father, being a marine was actually from the Ladies Dept of the Navy and therefore was the one giving the blowjobs, not receiving them. It is common knowledge even to those in the womb that a marine’s child would get this wrong just because, well, their the child of a marine. And I’m sure her real name is spelled Susin, after all, her father was a marine and I’m sure put an X on the forms for the birth certificate and the nurse or hospital administrator took pity and tried writing over the X, but it came out Susin instead of Susan.
Regards the girls name, just Google Susin and you will see lots of ladies and girls called Susin. Must admit I was surprised, not a name or spelling I had seen before.
FAKE
FAKE and OLD.
So? It’s still funny.
Hmmmmm, well , the Navy IS full of SEAMEN….
fake. korny. why even bother posting this? it’s not funny when it’s fake.
You guys are complete idiots for jumping to the conclusion that this is fake based solely on her grammar and the way she spells her name. Also, I have a 4 year old male nephew that refers to one of his male friends at school as his boyfriend…so much for that “valid” point. I find it funny that you all think like an 8 year old and know how they would write, wait, am I arguing with 8 year olds? I’m not in the Marines or the Navy but I do have family serving our country. If you can’t find the humor in this letter than you are what is wrong with this country. Laugh at it and then move on. Every division of the armed forces has negative things to say about the other…it’s party of a running joke.
i’m sorry… but i don’t know many 8 year olds who can write a letter w/o 1 spelling error, and w/o missing any punctuation, without help from someone else. So yea, the content may be funny, but the context isn’t.
So quick question – What makes you think that this letter was written without any guidance from parents or a teacher? You’d think they’d catch the blow job comments, but I’ve seen larger, more offensive mistakes go unnoticed.
Okay so Susin is obviously a girl…… but she writes MY GIRLFRIEND and I
And what is your point girlfriend?
Um, I hate to admit this but I think I may have said something this naive when I was a college freshman (okay sophomore, okay I still do). Oh the embarrassing things I have said! I can easily believe I wrote that letter as a child except my dad was not military. I probably heard enough marine/navy/army innuendo from uncles to have heard this one too.
This is another example of an old old joke that exemplifies inter-service rivalries over a period of 200 years….
It’s a real letter, but written by a marine deriding the boat boys.
If you think a young child wrote this you are a complete sucker.
pun intended
Fake or not, this letter is hilarious, and come on people how many girls refer to their female friends as ” girlfriends”, I know most of them do. Shoot, this letter made my day.
Related note… the Marines lead all the other services COMBINED in friendly fire kills inflicted… I can’t find the source for this stat but I do believe they killed more Americans in the first gulf-war then the Iraqis did.
I believe what you’re referring to is the fact that the US Army (mainly Apache strikes and artillery fire) killed more Marines than the Iraqis did.
Guess what: not only is Susin a real little girl, but she also has an equally troubled brother named Shawn with the same handwriting!
I can’t believe I’m the first one to post this, but here ya go:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/sailors.asp
Funny letter anyway
Ah hah! Snopes strikes again. Good show!
LULZ the navy does give the best BJs
ya ur mom sure does kno how to give blow jobs…
That’s a WIN for sure
DUDES why dont you just shut up about this?if your that mad and saying its fake,why dont you just move on with your life losers?
Is this fail because the Marines are part of the Navy…?
So what you’re saying is that it’s awesome despite being obviously fake? I concur.
Win.
That is too awesome, every last part of it… except for “a,” yeah that parts not quite as awesome…
lmfao!!! im in the navy and i read that and laughed my ass off. at work. that is the funniest thing i’ve read in a while even if it is fake (dont care if it is either or.)
EL OH EL FAIL SHE SPELLED HER OWN NAME WRONG LOL!!!!eleven!
well its fake… but i want to know why did the person put the date as 2001? did he suddenly find it 9 years later and why was the person able to be gramatically correct but couldnt spell their own name. person probably thought it was funny. i didnt laugh.
Sorry- definitely a fake. Every first grader knows at least on thing. How to spell their own name. I’m guessing her name isn’t Susin with an ‘I’. And there are no other misspelled words. Nice job on the little person handwriting though.
Ummmm….did you not google that name to see that Susan can be spelt with an “i”? A ton of other people did and there were a lot of results. I did too, and received the same results. There’s tons of ways to spell a name and sometimes parents give spellings to names that are very unique. So don’t go saying something’s fake when you don’t know the person.
she could mean girl friend as in a friend thats a girl not that ur going out. i think it’s real.
HAHA! I think on this entire page, the funniest parts are all of those comments you guys leave about an joke letter…really guys come on! Just laugh and move on, don’t hyper analyze it.
P.S. Also any numbskulls wanting to find errors in this letter just to say something along that lines of “heh what do you know,” or “Whatever B**** don’t tell me what to do,” or something to that effect, you apparently missed the entire point of my very short tirade!
The Marines are a division of the Navy.
I swear, if I read one more comment on the spelling of “Susin,” I’m gonna blow up the Internet.
Almost every kid I meet has their name spelled wrong. Parents are using the letter “Y” like it’s going out of style, and frequently ignore rules of phonetics.
why would susin right my GIRL FRIEND and I…and not just say friend…this is def fake..and why would she be writing a letter to the Navy? Plus all of the doesn’t and I’m(s)…it just does not seem like a kid who doesn’t know what a blow job is wouldn’t know how to use grammer as well as “susin.” unfortunately…FAKE.
Gah… who cares if its fake? Way to spoil the fun guys.
“Susin” has a girlfriend?
Hehe pretty funny letter.
The only thing that got me, was that the supposed child was unable to spell her own name. I’m sure you learn to spell your name way before you learn to write out full paragraphs.
Seems like someone was trying to hard to make it look like it was written by a child to me.
The shape of the letters are wrong for a child, they definitely have the look of an adult trying to write sloppily as if they were a child. (also the slanting and somewhat sharp look to the letters shows that it was more likely then not a man who wrote this.)
It is funny, who cares if it is real or not? Factually it stands true.
hahah agreed >=]
i think its fake, if its worth anything.
who cares if its fake or not? get over it you sad grammatical freaks.
(oh and btw. good on susin for knowing her sexuality at an early age!)
What he didn’t mention to his daughter is that we only carry Marines on our ships because carrying sheep is too obvious.
What kind of father would say that in front of his daughter?
Obviously fake. Note the placement of the eyes in relation to the mouth of the smiling face, and their subtle difference in shape – their position is the same as that of Picasso’s famous “Figure With a Corsage”, a piece intended to invoke feelings of grief and regret. I doubt any child would be able to make such a sophisticated artistic allusion.
Blow jobs? Bloody awful.
I LOOOOOOOOVE to give blowies. Oh, and reading comments where everyone attempts to prove how much smarter they are than everyone else is fun, too. Everybody on here is smart, okay? Just…not as smart as I am.
In some strange kind of way i think this is a WIN! XD
My impression is that the level of penmanship, which is obviously trying to imitate a primary student, doesn’t match with the level writing which is essentially free of spelling errors, except of course in the students name!
Susin, you are a good fail maker.
Danm..so it’s fake? I was SURE its author was the same kid that did this drawing >> http://lh5.ggpht.com/_TXdnLKoYLHQ/SyFDCXgqX5I/AAAAAAAABhU/OyxoqS9y9KE/s800/failblog.sfw.10.jpg
lol…. navy owns the marines…
wow “susin” and her “girlfriend” wew watching a movie
You guys are much too deep………the basis of the letter is the truth, has nothing to do w/spelling
Mac Marine
Haha. That is so funny. I mean, really? Who spells “Susan” with an “I”?
You guys made me laugh so much…
Fifty percent of those comments are Fails
Who cares about grammar, or whatever else ? It’s funny, it made me laugh, it made other people laugh, that’s it….! You just don’t have a life anymore so you say cr*p like that on the net, and This makes me laugh, too.
At least, I’d say “thanks” ! Sorry for my grammar and spelling, english ain’t my langage… Si vous voyez ce que j’veux dire. Au plaisir
This should be a win, not a fail. LOL
I was in 1st grade when this was written
BEST. DAD. EVER.
As a sailor I can see the humour in this! Who cares if its fake or not its still funny.
lmao…. semper fi, motivate!
id say this is a marine WIN
its a WIN!!!
i bet those marine boys do GREAT jobs
People put too much into this. I still think that its cute. Why analyze? I guess that is your prerogative.
HA. I think it’s hilarious. And I’m a sailor.
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