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it's a trap!*wedges in a comment near the top*
the year-round firstest destinationlol deferred success xD
Do you not get a round?That would really tee me off.
Being it's in the UK, it may well be tee time.We could probably drive up for it.
In that case, would you join me at the club for a cuppa?
Wood I!(Only fore of them.)
(*does NOT want to think about four ironed tiger skins*)I’m sure I can wedge it into your mind somehwere.
*putts car in gear*
*drives away*
*falls out of golf cart*
*lands in a previous fail*
She pushed me!
That’s not a fairway to lighten the load, Judy!
Hmm…a little birdie told me that Judy was here!
I represent my client from Sandy Balls, here to serve you a writ for the defamation of my client’s resort center located in the United Kingdom.
How’s that working for you?
*hole-in-one!*
Uhh, Gracie, you’ve got a double-bogey… just…there.
*points*
*looks*
Ooof. That’s gonna leave a mark(er).
*golf claps*
I’ve been there. Met a cute girl… twas a good summer.
i hear they give out free teabags
oh, lookee… someone gave MRN a wedgie.
ackbar power
Let's hope he finds the perfect getaway.I wanna experience sandy balls!
I’ve experienced sandy balls, . . . it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be . . .
oh thanks for the heads up…i would of gotten my balls sandy for nothin then
One with no sand traps to ruin his play.
You guys always start without me!!!! Dammit!!
It’s so tough to come up with a good name!
I’m sure we could brainstorm for something better.
(I’m video-challenged. I actually have not the foggiest idea what the fail is about).
“Sandy Balls”
Oh.
Oh dear.
That is unfortunate.
*giggles*
On second thought, let's not go there -- it's a silica place.And it’s not even a golf resort either.
Let's hope it's not the last resort.Me too. Sadly. Me too.
Its a video of two dump trucks colliding at an overpass and loosing there loads of sand and golfballs next to the freeway.
The name of the resort is Sandy Balls. And is supposedly a high end type of place. Somewhere in the UK.
At least their e-mail addy is.
So… it’s a nudist resort for men only?
*snork*
Yes, but you can find “Sandyvag Resort” just down the road.
That may give men a pause.Yeah. Friction…
Coarse ‘course.
Then again, some like it rough.Grits for breakfast?
As long as it goes with the whole grain.Makes for an uncomfortable granule exam as well.
I’ll file that away under “ouch.”
It is indeed, just up the road from where I live. First time I saw it after moving over here I about shit myself laughing. No one else around here thinks its funny though? ah well.
not entirely true… everyone smiles when they first see it, but it’s hardly laugh a minute… and given you live in or around Dorset, Sandy Balls should be one of the straighter village names you’ll come across.
The bloke’s acccent is British, so I’m assuming this is indeed a GB resort. Clickie for their website.
A truck delivering golf balls at a resort hops a curb and goes careening down the fairway out of control and gets stuck in a sand trap releasing dozens of golf balls onto the green where several of them go in the hole!
darn, I need to type faster. or i got the wrong video.
It’s a perfect name, but for a nudist beach.
Sandy broke down and cried trying to come up with something good.
She only cried because that SOB made fun of her.
Sandy old balls?
Sorry oblong bees?
I can’t believe they had to resort to that though.
Perhaps the person who comes up with the names was on vacation?
Someone should have lodged a complaint.
Or at least voiced their reservations.
*stares non-vacantly*I see no room inn which to improve this pun run.Chalet not try to drag it out a bit further then?
I will try, but there is motel where it could end.
That’s like trying to find a cab in the woods.
I don’t think it will put a tent in our determination to continue.
All these camp-y puns… it’s unstoppable.
Well, let’s all stop for lunch. Cottage cheese, anyone?
Sometimes I axe myself where you get all these puns
camp anyone answer me?
What’s in a name?
Sandy balls
I doubt those would smell as sweet…
salty sea air?
Though I fear they would smell as sweat...*hands ghost some salty ball juice*
:ick:
I had missed DW’s post Avis and if you had not replied I would have gone through life in bliss filled ignorance. Thanks loads.
You’re welcome! :p
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Please people. I am about to have dinner. (Crock potted Swiss steak and rice)
What kind of crackpot has that?
*hands Avis a rose*
*squeeze!*
Good weekend?
*squeeze*
It was alright, but way too short. Getting out of bed was quite the chore this morning. I really think I want to go back to bed today.
I think I would like to go back to bed for the duration of winter. It’s grey and drab here.
I woke up to snow. I guess they got tired of the fog around the airport and decided to seed the clouds to try and clear things out. And my garage door is busted so I had to park outside and scrape this morning. And I’m just being a baby. Snow and ice for the drive in this morning does not for a happy Ms B make.
We’re having a heat wave, it’s supposed to get up to *gasp* 39 degrees by Saturday!!! It’s in the low 30′s right now, I’d say. But it’s foggy, and damp.
Meh.
Heat wave? HAH! It was SNOWING last week! Scotland is still closed, and it could snow again on Thursday! The hottest we’ve had is 7 degrees celsius!
?? Scotland is closed?!?!?
Yes ma’am, we’re currently out of Scots, so we closed the place temporarily. We’re sorry for the inconveniance.
They’ve all gone to watch a Scotsman compete against a blancmange at Wimbledon.
*snerk*
…they mean to win Wimbledon!
That was 30 F. Normally this time of year it is about 10 F. I don’t really know what the conversion would be. Scotland is closed?? The whole country?
I don’t know why I’m such a whiner, we really have had a mild winter. I guess I just need something to complain about. Bleh.
I envy you. Winter here lasted like 1 month total, but not all together. Now we are hitting low in low 50F (10C) to highs on Wed of 77F (25C).
I miss snow. whaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*has CR committed*
It’s for your own good. Plus, they’ll give you a lovely new jacket that lets you hug yourself.
It’s white, too. To remind you of the snow.
Well, not really. I meant it as a hyperbolic, facetious statement. Though, from the news coming, it seems like the “country” really is shut. Schools, roads, trains, everything.
I have tulips popping up in my garden!
I second the motion.
*sign, pass*
*sign, sign, pass*
*sign, sign, sign, pass*
*passes the sign*
Whut?
Makes a pass. “What’s your sign?”
*Makes a sign*
You Shall not Pas
s
$ make pass
make: don’t know how to make pass. Stop
“Hardhat restricted area, men at work.”
Eeek…a mouse from a land down under!
*just smiles and gives AA a veggie mice sandwich*Isn´t Sandy supposed to be a female? Transvestite Squirrel FTW
Perhaps it’s an adjective.
No, no, it’s definitely a verb.
I'm abundantly sure that it's actually a particle.“Sandy Balls”? It sounds like a dangling participle to me.
*Sees a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven with a wild wife in the shower,
Makes like an infinitive with the palm reader of his hand,
And splits for an hour.*I see you’ve taken a dip in the Blake.
... and accidenty expanded both time and font.Woah there, big guy.
Sounds like a great name for a baseball player.
THAT sounds painful.
Maybe he has crabs.
That’s what happens when you have sex with a beach.
Not one of my best ideas.
sex starved fish?What did you expect for fifteen dollars? Lobster?
Just the Koufax, MRN.spongebob is a gay furry
I’m sure he’s remarkably happy (probably gets paid an awful lot per episode) — but not really so furry. He’s a sponge, for heaven’s sake.
I wonder if the job comes with free crabby patties?
Knowing Mr. Crabs, I would have to say no.
Heh — my daughter is somewhat reluctant about trying new foods (though better now than she used to be). A couple of years ago, my Mom was able to get DD to try a crab cake by promoting it as a “Krabby Patty.” She even liked it!
I don’t know that I agree with the announcer. Sandy balls are not a simple pleasure.
But when you add the wildlife…
That's no lady! That's my ... oh, wait ... I though you said wild wife.*giggles*
I’m disappointed by the ‘powered by’ to be honest.
Yeah. What does a resort have to do with tax dollars?
Especially one in the uk?
They didn’t think this one through, did they?
How do you think they’d react if we submitted them as a “relevance fail”?
They’d probably bawl and throw a tantrum on the floor, shouting “It’s not fair, it’s not fair”.
If I remember correctly, the exact same comment combo powered a fail awhile ago. But still:
WOOHOO RY!!!!
They suffer from what taxes the !magination.Maybe it had to do with the screen name of the first poster?
I’m only guessing.
I’m thinking the same thing, COMMENT FAIL
According to Wikipedia, Sandy Balls is “a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII”.
So now you know. Apparently Henry VIII had Sandy Balls. *shrug*
Hard to conceive.golfclap
No wonder he went through wives so quickly.
He rubbed one out?
*goes for the mind bleach*
smooth moveBacon lube is very helpful in that situation, I’ve heard.
A new exfoliant!
Internal exfoliant: DO NOT WANT.
Add that to the list of his many ailments.
Given the name and the location, I reckon the place is run by children.
I am deeply sorry Sir, but that is an incorrect assumption on your part.
*dips balls in sand*
See?
Nu-uh, I assumed it, therefore it is FACT!
*places hard boiled eggs in sandy holes*
I think that proves my point.
*replaces hard boiled eggs with potatoes*
*SQUEEEZE!*
HEY! Who took my eggs and potatoes? I was going to make potato salad.
I get those all the time.
*squeezes to all failfriends*
*squeeze*
“Get”? Who gives his sandy ba… Forget it, don’t really wanna know.
Extreme starfish sex – ON THE BEACH!!!
Extreme starfish sex?! Does that mean it’s dangerous?
On the beach? Hell yeah, that’s dangerous for anything that normally lives IN the sea.
Might be swallowed by a seagull.
I wonder is this seastar has any sisters.I used to go there all the time as a kid, so young that I didn’t even twig that it was funny…
They just redid their pool, it’s nice!
“Sheer natural beauty.” Yeah, I can believe that.
au naturaleYaay Ry!
Not so yaay to the other fella.
Don’t be sexist. “Smegz” might be a girl.
…
Yeah, it sounded stupid to me, too.
This never happened to the other fella.
*walks across sandy beach towards camera, making sure not to dip his balls*
Yes. Goodness knows we’d hate for your balls to drop.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*penny drops*
Ow,right on ma balls.
Why I oughta. . .
*shakes fist at shadow*
i’ve got sandy balls too =]
Should we be happy for you?
One would think it depends what (s)he means by “sandy balls”. If (s)he means that (s)he has managed to obtain some balls filled with sand, then we should rejoice. But if (s)he suggests that (s)he has testicles that have a coarse texture akin to that of the particles found in the desert or on the beach, then we should all throw up and run screaming for our lives, but not before calling in the World Health Organization, the United Nations, and National Enquirer, so they have a real story for once.
Or maybe we could just suggest that (s)he could bathe more often.
I forgot to mention: happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!
*is stuck at work*
*isn’t happy about it*
*is stuck at work, too*
*would much rather be at home*
What if we start saying the company is racist for not letting us celebrate Civil Rights Day properly? Do you think that will work?
No?
Yeah, me neither.
Well, it could work. We’re civil, here on FailBlog… as civil as we can be, under the circumstances.
*would love to be stuck at work*
so did everyone one reserve their stay at the fail house?
Sandy Balls… located in the New Forest.
Under, Shadow, under.
How old are you all? Five?
Ooohh, he said „balls“. And the only thing I can think about now, is sex, sex, sex! OMGWTFBBQ!
Everyone who voted this up is a pre-pubescent EPIC FAIL!
Wait… you’re saying you’re older than five? Sorry, but you have to leave now.
I can get away with it. I’m five… teen.
I’m five
I’ve been five eight times now and would be working on the ninth except for my obvious condition.
ZA!
*squeeze!*
*looks down at clothes*
Oh, ew…..
*holds out a ShamWOW*
Judy, Judy, Judy.
ZA, WHEN are you going to come and join us on the other FB??
*bats eyelashes*
*is hopeful*
And the eyelashes are going going GONE! GOODBYE EYELASHES! BREAKOUT THE PICKLES AND RYE BREAD GRANDMA, IT’S GRAND SALAMI TIME!! (apologies to Dave Niehaus)
On June 27, 2012 I’ll be 55. Of course the world will end 12/21/12 so it is hardly worth looking forward to.
Why did I think you were younger than I am?
Are you calling me immature? I’M NOT I’M NOT I’M NOT!
for once I do agree with you
My best friend works there! That’s amazing!
Your best friend works the Sandy Balls?
They’re only sandy after he finishes them.
That’s his job.
Garcon? My balls aren’t sandy anymore!
*dumps a bucket of sand on AE’s private parts*
Garcon? My balls are too sandy.
*dumps a bucket of water on Shadow’s private parts*
I posted a list of UK place names but it was removed
I have to add i was the one who added this, and yeah its Hampshire, UK. *celebrates first page success*
Mouskouri or Batman?
It’s Hampshire Daaahhhhhhling, actually.
Is there a tour package that includes Big Bone Lick State Park? (ACTUAL state park in KY, fyi)
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Not easy to get that one through moderation…
“Goddammit, why do people keep stealing the f*cking signs?”
I personally prefer the smell of other countries’ taxes at work.
Anyone from the Midwest will tell you that it’s most likely spelled “Schwete.”
Um… no, we wouldn’t.
Not even when I pay you to spell it?
Even if you pay me, it’s much easier to spell “it’s” the conventional way.
It’s…
*The Liberty Bell March starts*
Flaunting Nylon’s Crying Turkish!
It’s Montague Anaconda’s Airborne Big Top, isn’t it?
And now for something completely similar.A man with three buttocks up his tape recorder.
- I came in here for an argument.
- DINSDALE!
Blessed is Arthur Crackpot and all his subsidiaries Ltd. You see, in our Church we have a lot more fun.
Ah, a fellow member of St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam.
I HAVE SANDY BALLS IM A GIRL
Another day, another crappy fail on FailBlog.
I know. I’m starting to wonder why you keep coming back.
Starting? I’ve been wondering that.
And I will be wondering tomorrow.
Will wonders never cease?omg i live ear there
Ear, there and everywhere!
*near there
eh? speak up ... I'm hard of 'earing.
Noes you forgot to say :
Norfolk-in-hope
and f*cking
i would go to this resort.
Some of their rejected names:
- Itchy Balls Resort
- Swollen Balls Resort
- Ballswallow Resort
Thank god they picked Sandy Balls, it’s clearly the better choice.
it’s weird… i’m sure anyone watching this from english-speaking overseas would assume that we here in england wouldn’t see the innuendo. but i can assure you this is absolutely not the case! where the hell is this “sandy balls” resort, and why did they not realise? i can assure you the joke is patently obvious to 99.9% of us…
or perhaps they did realise and it’s the start of a brilliant viral campaign..?
“We here in england wouldn’t see the innuendo”? Good lord, the man must have missed 50 years of British comedy.
Sorry, Mark Ross, you’re just not cut out to work in a Bawdy 1970s Hospital.
See, if I said, would you like to grasp my clicky, that’s innuendo..
Yes, British comedy has gone down (Benny) hill. Shakespeare would never have stooped to innuendo. He wouldn’t have known how. People were much purer back then
You are being sarcastic, right? : )
Never! Sarcasm is anathema to me.
its not a viral video, its a actual TV ad, they still show it
It is indeed a real place, round Bournemouth, Ringwood, Beaulieu way. In the New Forest, like it says in the ad
for heaven’s sake, don’t forget
Six Mile Bottom
I WENT THERE!!! its really nice, me and my friend went cos we thought the name was funny, i think thats what attracts people there though
Good thing they accept guests who don’t use proper spelling, grammar, or punctuation, then, isn’t it?
“Our unusual name can be traced as far back as the reign of Henry VII. It appeared on maps and other documents of the time as ‘Sandyballas’, which is the description given to the dome-shaped sand and gravel outcrops on our western boundary.”
That quote was taken from the about section from the website, in fact it was the very first paragraph.
Balls.
Cubes.
Cones.
Pyramids.
Rectangular prisms.
Impossible shapes.
Inconceivable!
She’s hot. Oh, I thought you said Kim Possible.
No doubt she's in good shape.Ice.
Ha… I have actually been there.
I grew up across the border and I genuinely never really thought about it.
Also, those comments at the end? CURRENCY FAIL!
(Tax *dollars* at work?)
me gets the feeling of shopped?
Let me ask you this one question: How, in the name of all that is holy in this world and the next, do you photoshop a bloody VIDEO?
1. Extract every individual frame.
2. Photoshop every single frame.
3. Import every single frame into a video editor.
4. Have some guy narrate the entire thing, replacing the resort name with “Sandy Balls”
5. Post on FAIL Blog
6. ???
7. Profit.
*ahem*
Safety is ALWAYS third.
You guys should just come live in the South of England, put on ITV, and simply wait…
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING???
WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SHOUTING!
I AM TRYING TO GET A STAIN OUT BY SHOUTING IT OUT. ‘TAINT WORKING!
TRY SOME BOLD.All of the bleach got used up on yesterdays swimsuit fail.
heh ... funny how so little fabric be the cause of that for some folksHA its not fake, I used to work there. The name goes back hundreds or years!
Well? Which is it?
Yes.
Is this related to Shwety Balls? (SNL skit)
*facepalm*
In Washington we have a city and river called Humptulips.
I can not believe they would call it that. Even if it’s named after Henry VII’s gritty testicles
I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. Anyone else want a post card and t-shirt?
a post card of what? you wetting yourself?
Fail WTF Were they thinking!
Totally off topic: I was just walking home with Mama Bird (we went to the grocery store) and we saw a large gathering of RATS eating a pile of bird seed that some well meaning but not too bright person put out… for the birds. They were running back and forth across the sidewalk and easily jumping the 2 foot “wall” to get to the stuff. I now have a serious case of the heebie-jeebies!!!
You know that we never condone talking off topic around this joint! Shame on you.
Swarms of leaping rats! If I have a disturbed nights sleep, it will be because of you. I’m off to tell my version of Mama Bird now.
We also saw Deepak Chopra, but not in the same place.
At least, Mama Bird thinks it was him.
Mama Dog?
*shudder*
*hates rats*
I like lab rats and pet rats just fine. City rats are a whole ‘nother ball game.
In ninth grade I was a lab assistant. One of the rats bit me. The next day it was dead. I and the rest of the students, thought that it was funny. The adults, including my parents, panicked. In the end no disease was found. Maybe I have toxic blood.
What did you do to that poor rat!?
I am sorry, but your, “please note: I AM kidding”, is too small to read.
We had to take daily blood samples. This was done by slicing the very tip of the tail off and dripping the blood onto the slide.
That’s not exactly what I meant.
I meant, what did you do in retaliation for the bite!
Mostly I bled and jumped up and down. Since it was dead the next day, retaliation seemed pointless.
Sad thing is, all he was testing was the sharpness of his blade
You should be me too.
Did you know clown make-up is tested on balloon animals?
What doesn’t help here is the “for simple pleasures”…
“Sandy Balls: For simple pleasures!”
That’s what doesn’t help? Of all the things in that video, that’s what gets you?
Maybe he likes his balls to be complicated? Not that I am trying to waltz around the obvious issue here. …
Too bad it’s not a beach resort.
“Sandy Balls, for simple pleasures.”
Wow. Just wow.
You think with a name like that it would have been some kind of beach resort. That would have at least made some sense right?
But no they had to think…”Its a forest retreat and we will name it Sandy Balls…”
Why not Woody Balls, Leafy Balls, or even Grassy Balls…. Nah Sandy Balls!
Because the ground around the New Forest is mostly composed of sand/ash. Hope that helps.
woooow… lmao
Nancy Drew you a picture?hey! there is a fail in this fail, in TODAY’S VIDEO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: those comments are from the missile launcher fail video, you’re breaking my sandy balls man!!
It takes alot of balls to call your resort that.
HOLY SHIT. I never thought id see failblog, an american website, feature something that is down the road from me. ive had so many fun times in sandy balls, got so many lovely memories, and im sure there will be more. me and my friends love that place.
honestly if you want a nice little break, get down to sandy balls, new forest, dorset, near bournemouth in the south of england.
I’m sure your whole family had some fun times in sandy balls. Many women young girls, and some men have too.
I see no sandyballs in a forest – only on a beach, that is.
(Not pleasurable, mate!)
If you drive past the resort, there’s a road sign saying “Sandy Balls Dropoff Point”. Sounds painful, but is the only thing that makes me smile on the long drive down to see my inlaws.
Huh, huh – he said balls.
Seems a lot of failers live close to this place….. I’m not far away and wondering if it’s the right choice for me and my man for Valentines? (Advice appreciated!)
We should have a UK failblog meet there.
I have actually been there many times. I don’t even think about the name any more!
El Shrimpo! Not sure about the actual site – kids running around, shit swimming pool and far too many people riding bikes for my liking – but the surrounding area is genuinely gorgeous. It is actually very dear to me, as my grandma used to live in the nearby village of damerham and I spent a blissfully happy childhood there. It’s still as beautiful as it always was – see if you can find your way to godshill if you do stay there (just down the road from sandy balls as it happens). It was our favourite place to take the dog for a walk, and has open areas, amazing views and paths through dense woodlands. It really doesn’t matter if you go there or not actually because most of the new forest is the same; it’s just a nice feeling to have passed it on to someone else, you know! I would most definitely advise going there but honestly wouldn’t advise sandy balls (lol).
This is a win in disguise. Who’s going to forget the name of their establishment any time soon?
Precisely, as a guy who lives very close to that place, I can safely say that the name is half the reason for its success. Calling your resort something like this, making decent money from it, then having the sheer gall to have a narrator speak so soothingly of it on telly, that must be a win.
I’ve been there!! XD
I’ve holidayed here like 10years running when i was a kid. I remember having to do a ‘my summer holiday’ presentation when I was in Primary school and was scarred for life at the laughter I received!!
P.S. if anyone has been there and might remember me (in the 90′s to early 00′s.. corn field, first 2 weeks of august… hit me up. my twitter id is @jen_jackson_me)
I know the people who own Sandy Balls and I don’t think they’re too bothered about the naming, infact it probably does good business because of it!
Funny thing is….i’m from the UK and my parents used to drag me to there for holidays when i was younger! not so appealing now!
For simple pleasures…..
LMFAO.
Sandy Balls. A place for relaxation.
I’m never relaxed when my balls are sandy.
Hey, simple pleasures!
I grew up not too far from this place, it has a lovely swimming pool and steam room. There are some brilliant names round my neck of the woods, including Nether Wallop and Burnt Balls, so sandy ones are the least of your worries!
Tax dollars? I don’t think any of your tax dollars were used in the making of this English ad. It was probably paid for in Pounds.
Was it just me, or did anybody else turn down their speakers in case it was another screamer prank? lol
And don’t forget the nearby pub, The Fighting C*cks
Not sure if you need the asterisk. I mean, they put the name uncensored on a big sign outside where kids can see it and everything.
I worked here last year!
OMG!
IVE ACTUALLY BEEN THERE. my collage is in the new forest.
there is no real sandy balls there? i was very disappointed. lmao.
i never thought sandy balls would make it on failblog
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
i was there once, my nuts got itchy
Don’t forget Condom.
Damn I was just about to mention that. My friends live there and it always makes me laugh.
This isn’t a fail… it’s a well edited joke… the footage and half the voiceover dialogue is from the advert for Centre Parks
My bad, Sandy Balls is real, looks like they just ripped off the Centre Parks ad is all.
lol i live round there, its a local joke :L
due to the name i see why they have award winning custerermer service
sera, good thing you caught yourself on there.. you may notice the entire thread is stocked with comments from people who’ve actually been there.. And seeing as my family dragged me the 500+ miles from Ireland (by car I must add) for 10years running, I think I too can vouch for it!
Actually, i’ve been here. Nice camping place. Thats not a joke, its in the New Forest.
I’m sad to say I’ve been there…
I’ve actually *been* there. Went when I was a kid – It was funny then too!
I never really thought it was funny until today – used to go past it every day on the way to work. It is actually quite an upperclass place – shame about the name, indeed.
I lived in Ferndown, not far from Sandy Balls.
This camp site used to be a nudest site many years ago, thats why is called Sandy Balls.
“Our unusual name can be traced as far back as the reign of Henry VII. It appeared on maps and other documents of the time as ‘Sandyballas’, which is the description given to the dome-shaped sand and gravel outcrops on our western boundary.”
lol COMPLIMENTARY T-BAGS FOR EVERYONE!!!
Major comment fail: nothing to do with tax dollars, since 1 its a resort, 2 its in the UK.
You take something thats perfect in it own right and sprinkle it with added fail, leaving nothing but a nasty gritty feeling down below for out-failing the submitted fail. Shame on you.
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I bet they give out complimentary tea bags there
I hear they give out free Tea Bags. Yeah.
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