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first!
woohoo! my first ever first!
Congratulations!
Here, I give you my credit card!
lol i think this is a fake pic
s/he dropped his/her card into the water, took a pic, and recollected the card 
or something that would kiind of look like a credit card from behind, but isnt.
like an american exress gift card that ran out of money. or a bus pass.
Im sure this picture was taken in a casino – and that’s a casino loyalty point card. You see this all the time in Atlantic City. Not a fail!
Who would be stupid enough to throw banknotes at the water?
You would be amazed at the number of paper notes in “wishing” fountains all over the world. And so often its US money…American tourists are a special breed.
Which is why I often lie and tell people I’m Canadian when overseas
Canada approves
American money isn’t paper, so it doesn’t deteriorate in water. A wet dollar is worth a lot more than a wet penny.
Yes, but a wet dollar is still worth less than a wet pound.
That’s telling them yanks!
What a tool.
I think you should use the phillips head.
But that will not help to remove the nut.
Use a little BaconLube™.
I ony use that to screw.
*hammers l into post*
Nailed it!
I saw what you did there.
I don’t think I will be able to chalk my way out of this one.
You could be wrenched away though.
You could try bolting…
priceless
i love how they come up with these the just nail them
increditableIt interests me.
*yoinks extra e*
Don’t give me a bad rate for that, please.
*sits, confused, scratching head, trying to find the “extra e”*
She meant:"Don't give me a bad rat for that, please."Ahh! Of course!
*returns good rat back to pet shop*
Just enroll the bad rat into an accredited training program.
I can do that, I trained mine to dance…..
*looks for accreditation*
*approves**disapproves the approval*
Ohhhhh you rat!
*rat nods approvingly*
*the rat takes the cheese*
*cuts the cheese*
*gives half to the rat*
LGB…*cough*
…that cheese you cut…*cough*
…was it limburger?*cough*
*sniffs the air*
Colby?
Soufflé for dinner. Sowwy!
*cracks a window*
*whizes out the window*
*leans against screen and falls out of window*
It appears I’m having a rough morning. Perhaps I’ll go back to bed, if I can make it through the snow to get back home.
*sands Ms B afternoon*
Hopefully now it will go smoothly.
Looks like someone is drowning in debt.
I will remit I am tempted to swipe it.
That’s one way to increase your credit score.
Which is card enough as it is.
*gives credit where credit is due*
Vis-à-vis my friend here…
*SQUEEZE!*
You have to give them credit.
Why, they will just throw the money away!
Yeah, give it to me instead, please.
I guess it’s better than them tossing their cookies.
Certainly cleaner anyway.
Cleanliness is next to goodliness.
Not alphabetically, give me some credit!
Okay, but you have to fill out this application in triplicate.
Do I sign at every X?
I am going to get writers cramp.
and intial.
here,
here,
here
Owwwwww
That hand cramp looks serious. We will get you back to the examination room right away, but first I need you to fill out some forms.
*uses feet*
My, what dexterous feet you have.
It’s all the sugar in my diet.
I knew there was a reason why you are so sweet.
Looks like I need to go diving.
*snorkle*
That is what toddlers are for.
Don’t fall for this pondsy scheme.
pricelessPlastic wishes……surgery?
The Charge of the Laser Brigade?I just realy needed some baklava, and things got a little equine.
O the wild charge they made!All the world wonder'd --
Would they honour the charge they made?
But, no, Crimean does not pay!
Would you like a tenner son? It’s all I have got.
Is that like a love child?Net really.
it still counts!
1 ha ha ha!
2 ha ha ha!
3 safety!
4 ha ha ha!
ht tp://probablybadnews.com/2010/01/16/funny-news-headlines-sesame-street-character/
It still cùnts.
Really, because I loss cùnt a long time ago.
Cùnt me in!
Do I cùnt that as two per?
It’s a full cùnt, 3 balls and 2 strikes.
I think you miscùnted. I say 4 balls and 2 strikes.
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new cùntry and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….run!”
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!”
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: “R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!” All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, “He doesn’t have to run, he got four balls.”
“Walk with pr-r-ride man!”
If that bill on the left is a fifty my ass would dive into that pool and take it.
…doing the butterfly.
Just watch out for the loan sharks.And cash crabs.
Hey, Admiral, keep your “doings” to yourself!
I think the bill in question is a 5-spot, but hard to tell with the coins on top.
Just your ass? What about the rest of you?
No he learned that trick when he was working as a stripper. He can pick up a bill with just his butt cheeks.
If he can do THAT with his butt cheeks, I wonder what he can do with his…
hole butt? No idea, but I bet he gets some tail.
…and makes a perfect ass out of himself in the process.
Women love a man who can make them crack up.
WHERE IS THIS MAGIC FOUNTAIN/POOL OF WATER????!!!!!!
Do you mean that it is not in Capsiland? Then we may search for it in Whisperland.
DON'T CAPSIZE IN THE POOL!!!lol ... I found me some green.I thought the greenery accentuated the water nicely.
Thanks, that's veryBIG OF YOU.I can’t find it in boldland either.
Nope
I’m striking out here too.
Or I would be if I used the right code. Dammit!Don’t be so
HAS ANYONE TRIED SHOUTYCAPSILAND?
*checks*
NOPE
Is that even possible?
Neither is it in Italy…
Damn I knew the card swiped to easily. It seemed to glide slickly.
Looks like a Trevi trove.♪ One credit card in the fountain ♫
If the credit on that card is no good, would [insert deity of choice] cut the card in half? Or would she just send a plague of locusts your way?
Did he expired?*applies Ghost’s extra d to car and gets his card back*
*my face at first just ghostly,
turns a whiter shade of card blanche**prefers an oversight to an overdraft*
Somebody watered my retirement money. I hope it grows!
Now thats funny.
Is this at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee
Marcello!
wuts this shit?
Ummmmm. It’s not fecal matter. It’s coinage, bills and some credit cards in a fountain. I think. I haven’t had my coffee yet…
*rubs eyes*
Well if a person only ate money this could be their fecal matter in the toilet.
Their diet would sure be rich in zinc.
So would this make it a copper out?
Only if you want to nickel about the details.
*puts a plat in um*
The gold standard.
I expect it to be in sterling condition, or I’ll pound ya, whether euro sorry or not! And don’t bother trying to lie! I can spot a lira mile away!
A grand mistake.
i fought dis hev to bi fun?
You can spell lobotomy, but you can’t create a grammatically correct and/or complete sentence?
vut yo taking bout men? am rajt emerikan!
Probably on dolphin.
am nat yousing eny shit lyke drags!
This one’s fun!
I think this roughly translates to:
I’m not using any shit like drugs.
….on porpoise.
Probably just for the halibut.
while phishing for credit card info.It’d make a whale of a tale!
dets not funy reapeating wut me sayd
That’s not funny repeating what I said is what he said.
i can’t tell if my comment worked im testing it
No.
Your test score is back.
You got an F grammar and punctuation, a C in execution and a B for originality.
Funny, Jules. You don’t look like a rat…
Perspective is 9/10 of the law.
I thought that was possession.
*keeps pea soup away from Jules*
Is anyone else head spinning?
It all depends on your point of view.
*poke*
*look*
:[
*tickle*
*see*
:[
*touch*
*examine*
:[
That depends on your point of view.
A view so nice, I had to look twice.
Oy vey.
I suppose anything’s true, from a certain point of view…
Well, I have always wanted to swim in money.
I wouldn’t swim in there, looks like someones spent a penny in it.
There are certain things I won’t do to be flushed with cash.
I’d never want to keep afloat(er), that’s for sure.
But Moomin, urine it already!
Have you ever had one so bad you thought it was coming out sideways?
When I read these comments, it’s like I’m watching a British comedy from 1987. Wittiness overload!
Glad we could help.
*canned laughter*
*corny music by Ronnie Hazlehurst*
*fades to next scene, complete with inevitably red-nosed Policeman*
Oh God, after some Googling, things don’t look good for ’87.
“September 26 –
ChuckleVision premieres on BBC One (1987— )”
That’s news to me. To you. To me. To you.
To me, to you, to me, to you.
To me, to you, to me, to you, to me, to you, to me, to you, to me, to you, to me, to you….
Forever.
AAARGHHH!!! Anything but them! There must be something else!!! What? WHAT??
*shakes Jon violently by the shoulders*
Fireman Sam.
There was One episode of only Fools and Horses, all year.
Uhh, pass. 1987 seems to be the year the funny was absent. The Two Ronnies ended in 86, and Red Dwarf came around in ’88.
Hold it there! Allow me to introduce myself. I’m inspector DuRêve of the light entertainment police, commedy division. I’m charging you on the section 26 of the British Humo(u)r act!
DuRêve of the Yard!
What are we being charged with?
*bursts into the room*
That’s about right, 1987 happens to be my build-year. Luckily, there’s no expiration date on that kind of humour…Got to love Monty Python and such
LOL, some people are completely nuts!!!
Money laundering. You’re doing it wrong.
Yeah, I don’t see any soap.
Splash the cash. You’re doing right!
Who throws dollar bills in fountains?
People with medium-sized wishes. The credit card is for those who make really BIG wishes.
*wishes he could have thought of that*
*tosses nickel*
Ow! Watch where you throw coins!
*tosses pound in retaliation*
*tosses Euro at BFF*
What? They’re legal tender now.
Oof! European money! That does it!
*flicks ¥100 at Jon*
*Opens crate of rupees/rubles*
*Throws equivalent of £0.01 in rupees at BFF*
*tries to shield self with arms*
*nudges open elephant-size crate of several hundred pounds worth of Russian roubles*
*operates catapult at Jon*
Attempt 3. Bloggy has completely nommed my previous two.
AHHHHHHH-mmmmflmfmf!
*tosses in a galleon*
You’re a Knutcase, Gracie
*tosses in 4 woolongs*
Cowboy Bebop was a classic… and the only type of currency not used I could think of.
You’ll peso for that.
to be Franc, I don’t care.
On wat dole-ar are you drawing your income
(PS-dole is aussie for unemployment payment for non aussies)
:question:
I know, the selfish bastards!
*throws un-named cheques in fountain*
They melted.
Here, have these waterproof ones. I personally throw gold ingots into fountains. Causes a splash, but it’s fun to watch them try to pick them up!
….Lead painted gold, even better!
or gold painted like Lead.
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
You’re such a Goon!
*flees*
observation fail… where’s the PIN ?!
Who is stupid enough to throw a credit card in there and seriously believe it’s going to help them? Some people are so naive lol.
They’re called Americans.
Naive !? Please… i was just jecking. Anyway if you’re going to throw your credit card aren’t you supposed to write down the pin and throw it too ?! Hmm!?!?! Hypothetically speaking.
I’ve seen this in a wishing well in Korea. My guess is that after they tossed it in, they called to cancel it. Of course, you’d still have to pay it off.
Bet is was a blonde making the wish
Who would throw a credit card in a fountain?!?!?!
einstein
who would throw your dead body in a fountain?
I’d so dive down there and get those bills haha XDD
It’s some one’s littered bus/subway pass, or a used up calling/gift card
who is stupid enough to believe that this is a credit card, that’s the real question, this is actually a failblog fail. stop putting stuff up that isn’t an actual fail.
Is that a condom?
I was wondering the same thing.
It might’ve been a used gift card
um its bad enof that there paper money but a gift card of credit caard?????
For a moment, I thought someone lost her/his glass eye in the wishing well, but then I saw the credit card.
what the hell is this? you can’t even tell and its not funny
No, YOU can’t tell. Everyone else above you? They could tell.
YOU ARE FAIL!
THE MONEY!!! I’LL HAVE THE MONEY!!!
Uhh…. Do you take visa?
I’m going to collect all the money including a free credit card too see ya suckas
What do you expect? They didn’t take checks.
no one noticed the 50 dollar bill?
That gold thing… Is it a condom?! O_O
No it’s a coin
Maybe that was right after they introduced a new currency?
duh, ive done that my self. just a cred card that i dont use -.-
not obvios but still….
I’m Canadian and have travelled all over the world. People assume I am American until they talk to me for 30 seconds (about the weather or whatever). Then they know i am Canadian because they say I am too smart to be American.
That’s one way to wish for infinite wishes.
Or wait: is it credit or debit?
if i was there i would of taken all of the money