I think I can see the little man

Boat Name Fail
Picture by: Andrea Bunton Submitted by: MitochAndrea via Fail Uploader
Found in New Zealand.
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Boat Name Fail
Picture by: Andrea Bunton Submitted by: MitochAndrea via Fail Uploader
Found in New Zealand.
its like McDonald’s
The high powered Yamaha outboard motor will make any fail-blogger pee their pants, in a good way!!!
ี้uh… scary, scary…
LAST!
And yeah, its shopped…. the lines are not correct :S
Just because the lines aren’t correct doesn’t mean it’s shopped.
What does that mean, the lines aren’t correct? What lines?
I agree, I’m very jealous.
I have to admit, I don’t know a good way to pee my pants. If I remember my early childhood correctly, I was always unsatisfied with the result.
then you obviously did it wrong.
who gives a crap. weak ass failblog fail
…or more like the back room of a McDonalds
This is just obvious and not worthy of Failblog. Failblog fail
Sorry, I don’t get it.
I guess you haven’t swallowed any.
ha ha ha ha! Are you saying you have, camel joe?
Yes, yes I am
1st
I’m pretty sure I won at being first at 1:06 am.
First!
Damn!
Nice try.
That’s more like a WIN tbh
Just what I thought…take a girl out on a “fishing trip” and in the middle of nowhere, you go “And now we’re celebrating the boat’s name…go aHEAD” ^^
‘Thar She Blows!
‘Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?’
Yaaaaar!
well,we have found the eye bleach boat ?
It’s not a fail if it’s intentional, guys. Failblog is so retarded sometimes.
Thank you for your input.
*takes note*
*tears note*
*throws shredded note over shoulder*
There, I have filed away your feedback appropriately.
*pick up note*
*lights note on fire*
*shoves flaming note down missdiz’s throaght*
file that!
*files COD*
Hmmm… should it be this flaky?
On a more serious note, you should lighten up. Deliberate or not, it’s funny. :[
And on another note, he should stop insulting others. And learn to spell.
:[
*air guitar*
♫WOOOAHWO♫..♫My throaght is on fire!♫
♫ I swallowed the burning note of fire ♫
♫ It went down, down, down, and the flam3s went higher ♫
And on another note, why don’t we knock him unconscious, dress him up as a lady and sneek him aboard “The Perky Pickle” for a long voyage?
that would involve intellegence and understanding, and may not be possible for him.
And on another note, why don’t people on this website have freinds
but it is a fail if they miss the double entendre. so you failed at reading the fails.
I think he was saying the double entendre was intentional, and therefore not fail. I’m pretty sure he’s right, I’ve heard of names like “The Wet Dream” too.
Photo-shopped
Win! It would only be a fail if it were The Salty Spit or The Salty Spill!
or the Salty Gag.
Gargle.
the salty load?
Looking at the lady in the black top, I would say that’s a win.
Looking at the other one, it’s a fail.
Looking at the fact that I’d guess that the “lady” in black is the young daughter of the other two, I’m thinking this thread is better left for dead.
May your scally be waggin,
and your anchor be ahoy.
yo ho, blow the man down.
That what happens after step 1: McLay’d
better one swallow in the mouth then ten in the air??
Um, isn’t a swallow a kind of bird…? Also photoshopped.
No, swallows existed long before computers and Adobe.
So did spits.
NZ you say? as an Australian i can vouch for the kind of humour we southeners indulge in. if this is real then its deliberate, and therefore, succeed. not fail
oh, the mischeif that would go on in that boat…
That failboat is full of seamen.
That is…it’s supposed to be full of seamen…
Seaman Staines?
Just don’t name your dog “Stains”
You don’t want to be standing at the door, yelling “Come Stains”…
This so isn’t a fail. It’s someone intentionally giving their boat a name which is also a smutty double-entendre. That’s not failing, that’s called making a joke. And the joke is so poor, it hardly qualifies as a win!
I’m on a boat.
Please People !!!!!!
This is so Photoshoped it’s not even funny.
So, you’re saying that people sit around looking through unremarkable photos of boats thinking: “How can I blow the next two hours… I know! I’ll Photoshop a marginal joke on this one!” By, the way, the name is reflected in the water a little too well to be Photoshop. Unless it were by some sort of professional, in which case, God help us, I hope they have better things to do.
Almost didn’t believe it but it actually exists in New Zealand…
ht tp://www.bayfisher.co.nz/salty-swallow-delivers-goods
Haha, some people seriously don’t think before naming boats!
Or, some people think that is a funny name for a boat. I have no knowledge of the people involved, but that’s as likely not to be deliberate as it is to be a well-camouflaged flying saucer.
Yeah, no wonder that lady is facepalming…
Reminds me of a boat I saw in California called “The Happy Hooker 2″. When I saw it, I wondered if the original Happy Hooker had gone down.
This shit looks edited to me, like its funny as hell, but like it looks a little fake to me, could be wrong, funny none the less though haha.
THATS A WIN!!!
…I don’t get it.
Salty swallow.
i dont get this fail. is it just the boat name or what?
The name of the boat is a sexual innuendo that implies the act of ingesting semen.
Woot McLay boats FTW
Ha, I just saw that my photo was posted today! I worked on cruise ships for a while and found this boat in New Zealand, which, if anyone has ever been there, is a place brimming with misappropriated property titles. Therefore no, I don’t think the innuendo was intentional. Also, I’m sorry if anyone believes this to be photoshopped. It’s not. I do have better things to do.
TERRIBLE PHOTOSHOP
ummmm what the heck? I don’t even get it.
That is because the tastebuds for sweet are at the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.
Whoa, that “sucks”!
Girls come on board.
Anyone understand how the title of this one is appropriate for the picture? Besides the fact that “little man” refers to a man’s penis, and penises shoot salty loads?
Nope!
Photoshop