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You hear the voices in your head too, don’t you?
THEY WONT STOP!!
*cries*
hahahaha.
Girls Scouts are too fattening!
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They need to spend some time on a treadmill!
But so tasty!
pedobear prefers brownies
You know me so well (:
experienced some quality time together the both of you, I see
……. speaking as yoda, I must stop
They only stop when you poke people with sticks.
or cook them
but if you don’t eat them afterwards it isn’t funny
LIES!
actually its funnier if you dont eat them afterward
What kind of sticks?
Funny sticks.
Money sticks?
Hmmmm…. I really don’t know.
What? No money sticks? Awww man! Guess I’ll settle for no snow then.
*throws fish*
*fish sticks*
♪ Oh teh shark, babe is al dente...Maybe it should go al dentist…
Gotta love that delicious Soylent Cream Blizzard!
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I thought it tasted funny.
But not like grandma. Disappointing.
You might need a drink to cover that *pro-offers*
I found it rather depressing, actually.
Must have some special taste.
You mean they’re outta Boy Scout flavor???
Soylent Green is Girl Scouts!
We’ve gotta stop them somehow!
This comment is a win.
When did Wednesday Addams get a job at Dairy Queen?
Ow. I nearly busted a gut. Classic sci-fi FTW.
What about cub scouts?
4th!
There is a badge in mine.
***CONGRATULATIONS***
You’ve won a lifetime’s supply of girl scouts!
I wonder if you’ll share ?
Share my minions? Never
What? Noooo!
“The round, minion-flavored cookies covered with dark chocolate perennially sell the most boxes of any cookie.”
This would make Wednesday Addams so proud…
There is a badger in mine!
That will explain why there is not mushroom!
This reminds me of the first Adams Family movie;
Girl Scout: “Is this made from real lemons?”
Wednesday: “Yes.”
Girl Scout: “I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?”
Pugsley: “Yes.”
Girl Scout: “Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?”
Wednesday: “Are they made from real Girl Scouts?”
Dang…
Hahaha, I thought of that myself
I was just going to post this! It was the first thing I thought of! I have pulled that line on girl scouts – dang they have no idea… Though the mother’s are often disgusted. Ah the Addams family. LOL!
I was thinking of that, too. Thanks for getting the whole exchange.
Dang, I should have read this before I posted up there…
So in answer to your question miss Wednesday, yes they are.
Out of the corner of my eye your avatar seems to resemble the female reproductive system.
On the corner of my street your avatar seems to resemble the female locomotive system.On the corner of your mouth your avatar would look like a girl scout smudge.
How did they get them in the blender ?
feet first
Mmmm. Girl Scouts. Delicious on a hot day.
Mmmmm, Girl Scouts. Kinda tastes like chicken,
“Volunteer today! – Girl Scouts wanted! Don’t ask why!”
MMmmm suspicions.
PEDOBEAR!
you would think they would have caught this before it went to print
FAIL
*points to site name*
*jazzhands*
*manhands*
They did eventually catch it.
The photos of the fixed box can be seen at wmw.everydaynormalboringshit.c0m
Whats the best thing about screwing twenty seven year olds? …
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There is twenty of them!…
Like the taste? Try a DQ Blizzard!
This is an argument for freely available grenades.
An RPG has a more effective range..hands one to K@tcf.
37th!
I knew we shouldn’t have let Wednesday Addams design the new recipe …
Let’s eat, Grandma!
Vs.
Let’s eat Grandma!
Punctuation can be the difference between life and death. Spread the word.
no, i dont wanna!
Or, to quote the title of a recent book on the topic, “Eats, Shoots and Leaves”.
Try the new PedoButter blizzard!
Made with real ground-up peices of convicted pedophiles, and delicious Kraft Peanut Butter! Mmmm-mmm!
No such thing as a ‘girl scout’.
Well, not anymore anyway. Nomnomnom.
To Kill a Mocking FinchBooooo! That’s the Radleyest thing I ever heard.
I thought it a sparkling Jem of wit, if I do say so myself.Obviously, the flavor varies from person to person.
“It’s priest. Try a little priest.”
“Is it really good?”
“Sir, it’s too good, at least. Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh, so it’s pretty fresh.”
Only Stephen Sondheim could write a comedy number about cannibalism.
ummm you do notice that it’s a fake right? A bad shoop at best.
Noo, don’t take this away from me!
I’ll take a scoop of that shoop.
No, it is I who will eat you!!!!
Carefully selected so you only get the ones that taste like peanut butter and are named Patty.
I don’t know what’s worse now. The obligatory question “Are they made with real girl scouts” or the answer being “Absolutely.”
Girl Scouts, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Meow.
Meow
Um, this is a win, sorry.
Hurry! Before They Melt!
Finally a blizzard that will fill my troll like cravings
it might mean brownies, another word for girl scouts is brownies. they might have gotten confused with those brownies and the brownies of the chocolate variety
I haven’t tasted a brownie since I was kicked out of the cub scouts…
Not really a different word for it…there’s different Guide groups for different ages. Brownies are the ages 8-10 girls, when they turn 11, they graduate to Girl Guides (Or Girl Scout in the USA).
Anyways, they didn’t get confused, they put a comma instead of an apostrophe. “Girl Scouts, Peanut Butter Patties” vs. “Girl Scouts’ Peanut Butter Patties”. Well, they either made that mistake, or somebody shooped it to move the apostrophe down slightly.
Yet more proof that yes, comma placement matters.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a girl scout, cookie?
I’m not a carnivore, I’ll pass. What they really meant was Girl Scouts Peanut Butter Patties (delicious). What a difference a comma makes. :-p
But is it made with REAL girl scouts?
Punctuation KILLS
SOYLENT ICE CREAM IS MADE OF PEOPLE!! D8
I guess it’s true, a cub becomes a scout then they eat their frist brownie.
I immediately thought of Wednesday Addams.
Mmmmm…. Girl Scouts taste like chicken. Though not sure I want chicken in my Blizzard.
Nom nom nom Girl Scouts… nom nom nom
I wonder how many Girl Scouts are in a Blizzard?
The newest shake! The soylent green shake! Only at dq, but only while they last! The scoops are on the way!
DQ, now going that extra mile to get Wednesday Adams a treat she’ll appreciate.
as long as the girl scouts were hot, I won’t ceare =D
umm i think this is a joke maybe people? just a hunch?
So these ones really are made from real girl scouts?
MMmmmmmmm… girls scouts….
IT’S PEOPLE!!!!
hmmm. . . . do they come in cherry flavor?
i likes cherwys. . . . whoa i just got an emal that wanted me to join girl scouts. ROFLMAO!!! . . . wooooooowwwwwwwy.
More like comma fail…
Clearly they should have done a background check on Sweeney Todd before hiring him at Dairy Queen.
fake
Yeah I think they put Girl Scouts’ and then someone photoshopped the ‘ to make it a , and therefore the ‘made with girlscouts’… Either that or the machine had a typo
fine il take girl scouts but they better be unclothed before hand (no perverted reasons i just dont like clothes in my blizzard)
I saw this at my local one once, actually!! XD; (It’s one of those times you want to have a sticky note pad with you; in this case, “comma fail”.)
Apostrophe FAIL.
organic blizzard…
Yecch. Girl Scouts are too stringy.